Hardly Working: Scooch

[BreakwaterAvenue]

Love Murph's shoes!

[theravinglunatic470]

Whats # 3?

[dewdrop287]

i love how the top two comments say pretty much the same thing. If you're going to say it twice, just say it once. If you are going to say it twice just say it once

[iambigkane]

did anyone hear ricky talk about taking a number 3 ?

[theseabast]

If you're gunna do two number 1's just do one.

If you're gunna do two number 1's just do one.

[RainbowOkami]

Rick....I have the strangest attraction to his hair, posture, and logic XDDD

[ADylanToRemember]

I wasn't gonna go here, but 2 top comments that are the same are un-american

[LollyLoverPop]

HIS LOGIC!

[flavorysoup]

Then just do two number ones.

[piaovelloz]

Dont be like Pat Cassels!

[JalisaPD91]

hahaha a number 3 lol

[huskyluvr100]

ricky, your a fucking DOUCHEBAG

[Gazonkie]

i loooooooove amanda i think shes sooo pretty :)

[FashionNutrition]

@Gazonkie which one is amanda?

[Gazonkie]

@FashionNutrition the only girl at 0:01... at least i think her name is amanda hahaha

[jykell117]

how does pissing twice make a turd?

[mansherlogsson]

Oooohh... So this is where the if your gonna do number two just do number one joke is from!!

Oooohh... So this is where the if your gonna do number two just do number one joke is from!!

[mintyking1]

@mansherlogsson

nahevery meeting episode has him say that

[sstty7]

if your guna say the same thing twice, just say it once.

if your guna say the same thing twice, just say it once.

[MonkeyM47]

"we all get urges at work so i understand fully if you have to take a number three" god i love Ricky

[CelloJello555]

Oh that's zoo good that doesn't make any sense!

[MrFudgeDuck]

Hmmm... You can still hear Ricky's voice clearly from outside and Sarah's voice can obviously project through two floors... Meh, why should I care?

[retardsos]

Just do two number 1's

[phillixman]

MORE RICKY IN THE VIDEOSSS.

[Sy1uxC4]

If you're gonna do number 2, just do number 1.

If you're gonna do number 2, just do number 1.

[realityisDEAD98]

i love ricky

[xtremethomas]

Lol I like that you can hear Ricky's voice the whole time

[bumblebear04]

i love how all the meetings are about no doing number 2 in the bathrooms.

[Nijokaz]

"Just do two number ones" best line ever.

[DLtee3323]

We need Pat in our classes :/ :D

[CaptainnKickAss]

00:59 "I wasn't gonna go here, but number 2's are un-American, patriots don't take number 2's okay? Do you love your country? Do you love your country? I love it too... blahh blah blah"

[Nunewt]

I just can't stress enough on how hawt I find Ricky

[karlfranz100]

Lol number 2 's are unamerican

[music4meh]

did any1 else hear ricky talk about number 3?

[YoungKeley]

how many people were at that meeting??

[marsuleo]

listen to Ricky's background talk

[FeralXemnas69]

If you're gonna make this the top comment, just have one

If you're gonna make this the top comment, just have one



[zombieomom11]

0:32 hahahaha he's on his phone :D

[lawngboardin]

"I wasn't gonna go to this, but going number 2 is un american, patriots didn't go number 2"

[kkuczak0001]

@theWILDside32 lmao. 

[noordstation]

bow down to ricky. amazing.

[Trover]

the best part is rickys speech lol

[AskTheMirror]

Omg! The guy talking in the background is hilarious, replay the video and listen to him, funnier than the scooching!

[kiki123kirby]

If you're gonna go number 2, just go number 1.

If you're gonna go number 2, just go number 1.

[howsthat45]

I wasn't going to go here, but #2s are un-american

[yeoryia24]

how many employees are there??

[kkmiguel18]

lol just do two number ones XD

[lildashmizz]

I love Ricky <3

[venomblade891]

lmfao ricky's so mad at the beginning

[Respect5midgets]

what just happened...

[123mangotango]

I love Ricky! Now I wasn't going to go here, but number twos are not American. Patriots don't go number two.

[mrkiller963]

I. Don't think anyone cared abou Ricky and pat is also a fatass

[DeclanRays]

anyone else listening to ricky?

[TJankris]

Yo mama so fat, she needs more scooching than Pat

[Sody222]

pats fatass...

[CptValeria]

I wish they would quite down, I'm trying to hear what Ricky has to say :(.

[kevtyan]

If you're going to do two number ones, just do one.

If you're going to do two number ones, just do one.

[Datenshifox]

i love ricky he funny

[elctsocket]

#2s are un-American

[loopysausage]

@elctsocket ohhh, that's why they're fat. I get it now. (joking)

[sirhoeable]

amir's derp face

[foxishuffle]

lmfao

[morikahjo]

just do two number ones :P

[CadaversAskew]

hahaha  :59 'i wasnt gona go here but number 2s are unamerican.'

[PhaleTastic]

I like how pat and Jake are always in the same spot but everyone else was like on the street

[devonawsome115]

@ok2431 ru ok

[ok2431]

wow u just scooch then all the furniture move along too..

[HumanPenguinBoy]

lol rickys shirt changed

[mcnichoj18]

"Number two is un-American."

Europeons know a little bit about being number two...

[ojeda916]

wtf happened????



[xZellxKyoux]

why the hell isnt ta15246's detailed description of ricky's speech not in top anymore?! -_- people need to know the truth, this is just unamerican

[smileatthesky897]

I like how the whole time, all you here is a lecture on poop.

[dancandii]

#2s arent american lmfao

[TheDSwordfish]

Pat must be one fat bastard...

[cooldonkeyfish]

He built this company with his bare hands? WOW.

[OneHindo]

Ricky <3

[SiMMkillsAll]

i heard a number 3 somewhere in there

[funkymunky468]

listening to ricky speaking while everyone else is scooching

[Maybe2C]

Do two number ones

[Rodent123Boy]

Pats my favorite XD

[freerrun]

i miss the HUH!

[metal882]

whos the hot chick sitting next to ricky at the beginning

[iLuckyyy]

@metal882 Amandalyn Ferri

[Nmb910]

1:15. that is all.

[ThePerpullNinjuh]

If you are going to do this joke more than once, just do it once.

If you are going to do this joke more than once, just do it once.

[abridgedfan9578]

Now I wasnt going to go there but number twos are unAmerican.

[killerhobbes117]

I finally found were this quote was from!!!

[MrBLizzardkiller]

"i wasn't going to go this way, but number 2's are unamerican"

[RWJstoleMyXbox]

1:12 going number 3???

[cheesedrops]

Rickys sooooo hotttttt

[Mr0Beast]

whats a number 3?

[graphyy]

scooching for dummies ~

[StudioJunction01]

Lol the whole vid pat wasn't even anywhere near the table! They actually needed to scooth that much!

[TheMrswilson55]

I thought that they moved buildings because the current one was built using Mortar and Rudimentary Bricks by someone with no actual architectural knowledge whatsoever.

[lukemasonknight2123]

Amirs face fro the first five seconds

[theWILDside32]

did anyone notice amirs face at 0:00-0:05? LOL

[UltraCrapLover]

If you're gonna have both top comments, just have one.

If you're gonna have both top comments, just have one.

[TheOceanspray99]

The guy with both top comments is one lucky bastard.

[microkorger]

@montmontser you have no thumbs up because you can't spell "you're"

[munguia19]

just do two number ones. haha

[Merlinfoop]

Lol at some point in the speech he said "I fully understand if you need to do a number three."

[estabonism]

@Merlinfoop Yeah you're not the only one who saw the top comment

[CanadasAwesome1]

rickys so sexyy

[0808bella]

lol jake's nod at 0:40

[Xclann]

What is #3?

[aandrewwggilchristt]

@Xclann #3 let your sperm free basically..masturbating

[Xclann]

@aandrewwggilchristt

I see, thanks for the information!

[syrenia09]

i'd come to work everyday if my boss was that cute.

[poodle1819]

don't be like pat cassels

[silorakops]

Starbucks

[coyburrell340]

search for a local job  careertaker .info tons of local jobs

[ligepith]

ricky mentions a #3 at one point lmao

[xJackactx]

Just do two number ones XD

[HeadmasterPrime5]

just do #1 twice!

[dantewong4325]

who is that girl sitting beside ricky in the beginning of the video?

[shpirdonkle]

Does anyone else get creeped out by how young Ricky looks .... and he's the boss?

[TatertotDiva1]

332 peeps did a #2 instead of a #1. IT'S SIMPLE. IT'S MATH!

[hanley2458]

number 3



[iLiKeCeRe]

So basically EVERYONE hates Pat!

[neveragan1]

can you scooch down a little bit

[donteatmycheese1]

That reminds me, I need to take a number five

[DeeMusique]

Sometimes I have to do a number 2 though...

Just do 2 number 1's...

Genius

[karatekid292]

i love the guy talking in the background lol

[TheNovaliis]

@karatekid292 His name is Ricky Van Veen ;D

[TwoForFlinchin1]

i always do 1 and 2 at the same time

[Sticky122333]

Is it weird that I'm taking a dump while watching this?

[recritisizer]

amir seems to be laughing in 0:00

[PODSpecial]

Just do two #1's :D

[fxcomm24]

must have been hilarious filming this while they were on their desk chairs in the street holding onto each other xD

[HermioneTPR]

I love Ricky

[37061068907]

wtf i know i watched all Hardly working episodes but i havent seen this...

FROM WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE VIDEOS COMMING FROM? ITS 2011

[beelzebub65]

if ur gonna do number 2 do a number 1

[worldofkris]

I hate their boss. seems like such a tool.

[misspretzelpants]

@worldofkris he's not a tool. ricky is awesome.

[shirobi4]

number two is un american

[luisr931]

two number 1 thats genius

[Dryftburn]

Just do 2 number 1's, lol

[rembot]

This is why they don't want you to be like Pat..

[Jslayer261]

If you're using two toilets, just use one.

If you're using two toilets, just use one.

[XCMAX10X]

Lol listen to the background guy lol

[RiceInPrice]

If you're going to have two offices, just have one

If you're going to have two offices, just have one

[AEMoreira81]

Number 2s are un-American - why shit on your country?

[brisromance]

Scooch is a UK pop band . This is stupid. Should be copyrighted!

[ImaLooker9]

@brisromance dude, people in the US say "scooch over". it means "move over" in American lingo. Seriously. There's nothing to be copyrighted...

[RatKeeperDude]

@ImaLooker9 You can't copyright a colloquialism.

[Mish3aaL13]

Wait is number 3 cumming ???????

[6684lillian]

lol This is so ridiculous that it's funny. XD

[TheJJH360]

If your gonna do number two just do number one

If your gonna do number two just do number one

[TheHurtables]

Did anyone else listen to Ricky's speech?

[againwerise12]

@TheHurtables I tried hahaha, i got distracted

[anayjuli11]

A number 4 is 4 four people going number 1 at the same time.

[Kurosaki548]

If your gonna scooch over twice, just scooch once

If your gonna scooch over twice, just scooch once

[bonkuraysan]

if your gonna scooch twice, scooch once

[linkinpark171412]

@sirdoodlebug219 you don't wanna know!

[RakeThemLeavesBabe]

Ricky !!

[sirdoodlebug219]

1:16 Just what the hell is a number 3?

Probably the reason why the toilet got clogged...

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

I love how everyone is wheeling all the way out to the streets of new york, and pat and jake havent even moved a foot.

[scrambledpenis]

Wow ricky really hates when people do number 2

[xxxEPICGURLxxx]

TOO MUCH FUCKING SCOOCHING. How much could Pat want!?

[EpicLemonPanda]

All I heard was" number twos are un-American "

[TejasAussie]

What the hell is a number 3?

[Padalion]

if I wasn't able to skip the monte carlo ad everytime it came on... i swear to god...

[shurikencatapult]

what the hell is a #3?!?!?! I wonder who actually spent the entire time listening to the only guy talking...

[KevsterJester42]

i love ricky

[WeDogsHowl]

Sometime i do a number 2 though.

Then just do two number ones .

thats som smart math skills.

[gmauntyman]

look at 0:58 lol

[Matt13975]

Just how many people work at collegehumor?!!

[frEkLzz]

If you're gonna do Number Two, just do Number One.

If you're gonna do Number Two, just do Number One.

[Paolinifan1]

That is THE way to get out of a meeting.

[Phosty]

Streeter: Sometimes i have to do #2

Ricky: Just do two #1s

[stupidzhangjiayi]

i never knew Pat was so fat that he need so many scooches to fit xD

[gimmeawhopper]

i wonder what all the new yorkers were thinking

[Rori4evaa]

Why can't my boss be really ridiculously hot like Ricky? My boss is some fat cunt.

[Vereis]

Listen to what Ricky says during the skooching: "I wasn't going to go here, but number 2's are unAmerican."

LOL

[HitsMan1307]

I want one of Jake's disappearing sweatshirts :D