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  • Sad Stuff... :(

  • hahaha almost had a heart attack laughing at this!!!

  • His videos used to annoy me but I have to say, this made me laugh until I cried. Pure gold. Thanks for making such an arse of yourself, Bob. Keep 'bending' those bongoes.

  • I'm gonna check out this guys myspace, what a deusch bag

  • I cried.

  • fucking crap

  • okay, lets find another video to help me, because this was a waste of time

  • come on youtube you had better than this when i wanted to play guitar!

  • Who is singing? His wife.

  • This video, in true expert village tradition, is a load of crap.

  • what?........

    

  • ASSHOLEE GRAND FHATER ASSHOLE YOU DONT KNOW NOTHINGGG!!!!

  • what a hell is this... this men thas't know NOTHING about how to play bongos... delete this video. 

  • disgraceful 

  • Expert village? named wrong

    expert bullshit village, yes is more commercial

  • Please tell me I've been RICK ROLL-ED by expert village!!!!

  • Shit man, you would rape Tommy Lee in a drum battle!

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  • Man im not a hater ...Im from colombia South America, music from here has a lot of percussion. Believe me, this is not the way bongoes are played and its a shame students find this kind of tutorials here : (

  • Youtube Calling this video instructional is dishonest! I wanted to flag it as inappropiate and would've had to file it under "promotes terrorism" which I think it does because I want to blow up this guys bongos.

  • This untalented amatuer posing as an expert is doing a diservice to anyone learning to play. And youtube is also by making it a featured video. If this man cares about music at all he needs to remove himself from it. Youtube Calling this video instructional is dishonest! I wanted to flag it as inappropiate and would've had to file it under "promotes terrorism" which I think it does because I want to blow up this guys bongos.

  • hahahaha lmao ... he can't be serious!!

  • you got to be kidding leave the clowns for the circus!!!

  • The coolest dude on whole Youtube!!

  • Wow!!! This is a JOKE!!!

  • expert village? or unexpert village

    this man sucks

  • wtf!! apestaaa!!! y asi kieren k aprenda uno?

  • i think this man need some helping in his life, come on guys...

  • Illuminatti BONGO

    

  • This man is going to lose a lot of weight if he quit his day job to do this.

  • ma che è?

  • Expert Village, please do yourself a favor and get real experts. You lose ALL credibility when you put people like this on that obviously DO NOT know what they are talking about!!!!!!

    Because of your track record - people watch "Expert Village" for laughs, not for real instruction. Some of the people you have on as experts almost seem mentally ill because they really seem to believe what they are saying.

    PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • these videos are really disrespectful to the community that loves and enjoys this instrument

  • horrible

    man ican can play better than that

  • calembe del coño ponte a trabajar que como musico te mueres de hambre

  • mejor escuchen beat box no a este veterano d mierda

  • really expert village? this was the best bongo player you could come up with? haha this guy is pathetic

  • I love the broken Head! hahaha!

  • I love the broken Head! hahaha!

  • Oh God thank you. I've now got that great feeling you get only after you near piss yourself laughing...

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooow!!!

  • HE could probably spend more money buying a new head then they did making the whole video,

  • Please take this SH%T off of the internet, you and people like you are

    ruining youtube as an educational source!

  • @sebatronicalations and thats a bad thing?

  • jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajaja

    lol!

    WTF!

    QUE CHINGADOS ES ESTO?

  • te estas quedando conmigo no?

    bbbaaaddddddd

  • u suck

  • This guy is a first class butthole XD

  • Der will uns wohl verarschen ????

  • Der will uns wohl verarschen ????

  • WTF

  • haha, this isn't even a lesson, it's just a "demonstration"

  • u really shouldnt play the damn thing with a broken head, treat your bongos with respect!

  • care ass you are an embarrassment to the percussion fences to hell with the shit that teaches fucking

  • care ass you are an embarrassment to the percussion fences to hell with the shit that teaches fucking

  • jamming to some Anne Murray?

  • Sr: you must be in a circus look like clown

  • -1 bps '-'

  • This MUST be a joke.

  • @byLivio I´m afraid it´s serious! ha ha ha ha

  • next time i need a good laff i'll click on to you bob. how can you keep a straight face? i'm guessing that your just joking, rite BONGO BOB?

  • hahahahaha HA!

  • Who the hell is this joker.....

  • u go learn yourself how to play

  • wtf? i can play better than that. heres a tip. hold the bongos properly and get some lessons before you start acting like a teacher

  • Oh wait a minute !!! I get it now ... you're an "expert" COMEDIAN, not an "expert" BONGO PLAYER ... wow I gotta hand it to you man, you sure had everyone fooled, including me ...what a great performance !! I would put you up there with Eddie Murphy .. ENCORE, ENCORE !!!!

  • that ain't how they do it en Cuba =' D

  • Sorry guy but it looks and sounds to me like this is the first time you've picked up a pair of Bongos in your life and all of the sudden cause you just happen to have a camera and pc, you've branded yourself an "expert" and decided to make an "instructional" Youtube video on "how to play", or really "how NOT to play" a great percussion instrument. I am a pro Bass player and can safely say I know who can play any instrument and who can't, take my advice and go back to school to learn how to play

  • DUUUDE!, can I please have your Bongo's you obviously have no use for them!

    Though your face suggests this incredible "feel the music"-vibe thing xD

  • 208 people hates you, because YOU AREN'T ROCKING!

  • así le pego a tu mamá

  • joder de q vas tio? hahaha

  • ...really? A person from "expertvillage" should

    a- first learn how to hold bongos

    b- first learn how to play the bongos

    c- first learn how to hold a beat for more than oh...30 seconds

    and that is just the basics of bongos

    You, sir, have failed in every aspect that a bongo player (if you can even be called that) can possibly fail in. 30 seconds of dreadful footage of a bongo playing impostor that cannot play nor hold bongos correctly, is not "expert" in any sense of the word.

  • @ThatBongoDude haha nice comment

  • @ThatBongoDude Damn man but he looks like and expert.. except the sound isnt coming our right.. lol

  • jajajaj

    y yo pense que yo era el unico que no sabia tocar

    

  • baaahaahaaa you fucking cunt, you think that is bongo druming, your such a daft nob, i really see why they call you the expert bongo drummer, to be quite honest i think my testicles could do a better job than you, douchebag !!

  • same fuckin rhythm as the other video

  • aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaah! Holy crap! What a load of shit! Absolutely pathetic playing in a "music demonstration".

  • shame on you bob you are an absolute disgrace ti the art of music....please tell me you never get paid for this........all potential students of percussion should give this fool a wide berth

    expert village ???? does the word integrity mean anything to you ? do you care about your reputation ????

  • really helpful :D lol

  • OMG!! u're like the hitler of percussionism

  • best teacher

  • ha...

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa­a!!!

  • no. absolutely not.

  • ahhahahahahahaha he is an old fat gay trying to teach how to play bongoes

  • This is disgrace to us percussionist who work this craft I hope you are not making any money and this just joke

  • More like a noob village O_o

  • you suck

  • hahhahahh plz delete

  • oh man, bitchin' beats. mad skill.

  • jajaajajajajaajajaajjajajajaja­jaja

  • YOU FOCKING SUCK

  • BONGO MADNESS!!! BITCHIN'!

  • TEACH ME BOB!11!1!!

  • WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he's a comedian....he's so funny....but wait, no, he's very serious...he thinks he's playing them correctly.....ha ha, he is funny....

  • fucking asshole....get a life poor man

  • please take the cunga boy (the conga expert) and jump under a train

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  • YOU SUCK!

  • Absolute rubbish. This guy wouldn't be able to find Cuba on a map.

  • This guy knows his shit

  • expert village has no experts in it...and that includes you bob!

  • haha... the right drum is f***ing torn LOL

  • how is he an expert???? horrible do not watch...

  • jaajajajajajajaja la cara del tipoooo jajajajajajajajaja bien concentradooo jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajaja que estupido

  • @lslunas y tu imbecil

    

  • hahahahaha!

  • what a joke... and I clicked to watch this shit...

  • jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­ja

  • aff ¬¬

  • can i teach u...............

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu basura

  • Cheers bob, you muppet

  • @mogiv

    Second form of "muppet" from the urban dictionary?

    "2. a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing (sic) an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability"

  • Cheers bob, you muppet

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  • are you kidding

  • io mi vergognerei con quei bonghetti

  • The best i heard

  • UH no comment!

  • This is a joke right? Wait a minute, one of his heads is torn ! !

    Someone please tell me this is a practical joke of some sort.

  • Uh... :-/

  • anda a cagar ...

  • llevo 1 dia tocando y toco mejor ke ese hijo de puta

  • garbage.

  • gordo pelotudo no tocas ni a tu novia. hasta mi hermanito de 5 años toca mejor q vos puto encima t haces el capo

  • ese wey no sabe tocar ni la puerta jajaj

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  • Dude again stop acting like a teacher. you are aweful!!! You are not even holding the bongos properly to begin with. Do yourself a favor and remove all these videos.

  • your uneducated Latins that is American style playing!

  • @Ipluckithard :

    this is not an "american Style Playing" . This is not any style of playing. This ist not even PLAYING! This could be just a Joke.

  • this must be a joke?! Oo

  • si no, le falta mucho a este tipo y se supone q son clases =S

  • Si mis lp lo escucharan se pondrían a llorar,que increible,yo toco sin ir aprender (por ahora) y toco mejor que el.Miren el tutorial de Roberto Serrano,ese si es un buen percusionista

  • hahahahahaha nice one!!

  • no hace mas que tamborilear sobre los tambores del bongo como cualquier persona lo haria sobre una mesa ..... ¬¬.

  • all the expert blub are bullshit .

  • is this a joke?

  • YOU NEED HELP

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  • Well not very impressive there Bob.

  • Eres una basura, no abuses del poder que te da la red o youtube. Respeta a la gente.

  • This isn't a bongo lesson. He's not even showing us the basic bongo patterns!

  • hahaha shockin:D

  • viejo cascote

  • STUPID eHOW HAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHA... THIS GUY NEEDS LESSONS HAHA

  • What the fuck was that about. Bongo has soul and rhythm.

    Yiou dont learn it. It's a fire inside!

  • necesitas ayuda pronto

    ufffffffffff!

  • Seriously? HE HAS THE BONGOS ON HIS LAP! I want my 2 minutes back.

  • this dude sucks. This is embarrassing

  • OMG whats that?

    you really need help...

  • shit head

  • Dude you are the one who needs lessons, I got bongos just to jam with and 3 months later, I could own you, ERES UN CHISTE

  • this dude doesn't even know how to hold them correctly!!

    Take this video DOWN!!

    It's a freaking insult !!...

  • thank you very much!!!

  • ma che coraggio ha sto minchione dico io a mettersi qui e ad imparare cosa? ma va fatti na bella canna camina

  • LMAO!!! i would SLAP THE SHIT OUT THIS NIGGA!! dont you ever put your hands on a Latin Percussion instrument and try to teach about it when you dont even know how to play it ! you fake ass bitch!!! LATIN PRIDE BABY

  • Too bad LP was sold to a corporation that primarily builds war machines. Kaman corporation made heir mark by building cokcpits for blackhawk helicopters. Those fuckers made moeny off the blood of soldiers and civilians. Kaman music corp. is a subdivision of that. Just remember who you are supporting when you buy LP. Warmongers...Quality of LP's went down too anyways... M.Cohen doesn't own them anymore.

  • I didn't know that. I'm crossing LP off my list.

  • I hope you do some of the research yourself so you see for yourself...Btw, Kaman also owns Gretsch drums among some other major players...it's a little disturbing.

  • Yeah but Kaman is owned by Fender.

  • Yep. Fender bought the subsidiary Kaman music corp. Glad you did the research. I think the parent company Kaman corporation still manufactures parts for war machines through it's other subsidiaries.... Anyways, you learn something new everyday. Things may surprise you. But knowledge is power!

  • XP wow....manes...el tipo estaba tocando a la musica que se escuchaba en el fondo! por eso suena no-latino...por que la musica de fondo no era latina! -_-

  • What??? Not even de latin accent helps you play the bongos well. I believe this guy is hunting for somebody....

  • i could do that and i cant even play instruments lol

  • que es eso?? que mal. No sabe nada de música, que venga a Perú para enseñarle ritmicas y buen sabor.

  • malismo jaja

  • wtf?? ¬¬

  • ExpertVillage? more like NoviceVillage!!!!

    Bob, and "expertvillage". Please explain what tradition does this playing technique comes from, because it certainly isn't the Cuban tradition which is where this instrument comes from, or the diaspora.

  • eah que hijoe puta con la cara de seriedad que se lo cree

  • jajajajajaja..........lol kinda funny whites think theyre nice on congas/bongos......lol