His videos used to annoy me but I have to say, this made me laugh until I cried. Pure gold. Thanks for making such an arse of yourself, Bob. Keep 'bending' those bongoes.
Man im not a hater ...Im from colombia South America, music from here has a lot of percussion. Believe me, this is not the way bongoes are played and its a shame students find this kind of tutorials here : (
Youtube Calling this video instructional is dishonest! I wanted to flag it as inappropiate and would've had to file it under "promotes terrorism" which I think it does because I want to blow up this guys bongos.
This untalented amatuer posing as an expert is doing a diservice to anyone learning to play. And youtube is also by making it a featured video. If this man cares about music at all he needs to remove himself from it. Youtube Calling this video instructional is dishonest! I wanted to flag it as inappropiate and would've had to file it under "promotes terrorism" which I think it does because I want to blow up this guys bongos.
Expert Village, please do yourself a favor and get real experts. You lose ALL credibility when you put people like this on that obviously DO NOT know what they are talking about!!!!!!
Because of your track record - people watch "Expert Village" for laughs, not for real instruction. Some of the people you have on as experts almost seem mentally ill because they really seem to believe what they are saying.
PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait a minute !!! I get it now ... you're an "expert" COMEDIAN, not an "expert" BONGO PLAYER ... wow I gotta hand it to you man, you sure had everyone fooled, including me ...what a great performance !! I would put you up there with Eddie Murphy .. ENCORE, ENCORE !!!!
Sorry guy but it looks and sounds to me like this is the first time you've picked up a pair of Bongos in your life and all of the sudden cause you just happen to have a camera and pc, you've branded yourself an "expert" and decided to make an "instructional" Youtube video on "how to play", or really "how NOT to play" a great percussion instrument. I am a pro Bass player and can safely say I know who can play any instrument and who can't, take my advice and go back to school to learn how to play
c- first learn how to hold a beat for more than oh...30 seconds
and that is just the basics of bongos
You, sir, have failed in every aspect that a bongo player (if you can even be called that) can possibly fail in. 30 seconds of dreadful footage of a bongo playing impostor that cannot play nor hold bongos correctly, is not "expert" in any sense of the word.
baaahaahaaa you fucking cunt, you think that is bongo druming, your such a daft nob, i really see why they call you the expert bongo drummer, to be quite honest i think my testicles could do a better job than you, douchebag !!
shame on you bob you are an absolute disgrace ti the art of music....please tell me you never get paid for this........all potential students of percussion should give this fool a wide berth
expert village ???? does the word integrity mean anything to you ? do you care about your reputation ????
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Second form of "muppet" from the urban dictionary?
"2. a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing (sic) an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability"
Dude again stop acting like a teacher. you are aweful!!! You are not even holding the bongos properly to begin with. Do yourself a favor and remove all these videos.
Si mis lp lo escucharan se pondrían a llorar,que increible,yo toco sin ir aprender (por ahora) y toco mejor que el.Miren el tutorial de Roberto Serrano,ese si es un buen percusionista
LMAO!!! i would SLAP THE SHIT OUT THIS NIGGA!! dont you ever put your hands on a Latin Percussion instrument and try to teach about it when you dont even know how to play it ! you fake ass bitch!!! LATIN PRIDE BABY
Too bad LP was sold to a corporation that primarily builds war machines. Kaman corporation made heir mark by building cokcpits for blackhawk helicopters. Those fuckers made moeny off the blood of soldiers and civilians. Kaman music corp. is a subdivision of that. Just remember who you are supporting when you buy LP. Warmongers...Quality of LP's went down too anyways... M.Cohen doesn't own them anymore.
I hope you do some of the research yourself so you see for yourself...Btw, Kaman also owns Gretsch drums among some other major players...it's a little disturbing.
Yep. Fender bought the subsidiary Kaman music corp. Glad you did the research. I think the parent company Kaman corporation still manufactures parts for war machines through it's other subsidiaries.... Anyways, you learn something new everyday. Things may surprise you. But knowledge is power!
XP wow....manes...el tipo estaba tocando a la musica que se escuchaba en el fondo! por eso suena no-latino...por que la musica de fondo no era latina! -_-
Bob, and "expertvillage". Please explain what tradition does this playing technique comes from, because it certainly isn't the Cuban tradition which is where this instrument comes from, or the diaspora.
Sad Stuff... :(
guadalra 1 week ago
hahaha almost had a heart attack laughing at this!!!
retd1974 2 weeks ago
His videos used to annoy me but I have to say, this made me laugh until I cried. Pure gold. Thanks for making such an arse of yourself, Bob. Keep 'bending' those bongoes.
Parrock1 4 months ago
I'm gonna check out this guys myspace, what a deusch bag
headorbinski 5 months ago
I cried.
sdeanmusic 6 months ago
fucking crap
beratonurersen 7 months ago 4
okay, lets find another video to help me, because this was a waste of time
KatherineHodgson1992 7 months ago
come on youtube you had better than this when i wanted to play guitar!
j01113 7 months ago
Who is singing? His wife.
josuetepozan81 7 months ago
This video, in true expert village tradition, is a load of crap.
monsen73 7 months ago
what?........
MrKodyska 8 months ago
ASSHOLEE GRAND FHATER ASSHOLE YOU DONT KNOW NOTHINGGG!!!!
diegoalejandroski 8 months ago
what a hell is this... this men thas't know NOTHING about how to play bongos... delete this video.
gabrielulgc1990 8 months ago
disgraceful
ch0ddie 8 months ago
Expert village? named wrong
expert bullshit village, yes is more commercial
MrOscant 8 months ago
Please tell me I've been RICK ROLL-ED by expert village!!!!
mrwhoops123 8 months ago
Shit man, you would rape Tommy Lee in a drum battle!
BearJewAGH 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
jajajajaja la cara de "pongan atencion" asi se hace XD que pena de video
dirtyminds1 8 months ago
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dirtyminds1 8 months ago
Man im not a hater ...Im from colombia South America, music from here has a lot of percussion. Believe me, this is not the way bongoes are played and its a shame students find this kind of tutorials here : (
chalius64 8 months ago
Youtube Calling this video instructional is dishonest! I wanted to flag it as inappropiate and would've had to file it under "promotes terrorism" which I think it does because I want to blow up this guys bongos.
fumanshuman 8 months ago
This untalented amatuer posing as an expert is doing a diservice to anyone learning to play. And youtube is also by making it a featured video. If this man cares about music at all he needs to remove himself from it. Youtube Calling this video instructional is dishonest! I wanted to flag it as inappropiate and would've had to file it under "promotes terrorism" which I think it does because I want to blow up this guys bongos.
fumanshuman 8 months ago
hahahaha lmao ... he can't be serious!!
k0mbutcha 9 months ago
you got to be kidding leave the clowns for the circus!!!
marc5610 9 months ago
The coolest dude on whole Youtube!!
charlyblues 9 months ago
Wow!!! This is a JOKE!!!
toolnotes 9 months ago
expert village? or unexpert village
this man sucks
tuyerobass 9 months ago
wtf!! apestaaa!!! y asi kieren k aprenda uno?
fercho3d 9 months ago
i think this man need some helping in his life, come on guys...
MrBaddru 10 months ago
Illuminatti BONGO
logator 10 months ago
This man is going to lose a lot of weight if he quit his day job to do this.
ShangChi 10 months ago
ma che è?
8450427 10 months ago
Expert Village, please do yourself a favor and get real experts. You lose ALL credibility when you put people like this on that obviously DO NOT know what they are talking about!!!!!!
Because of your track record - people watch "Expert Village" for laughs, not for real instruction. Some of the people you have on as experts almost seem mentally ill because they really seem to believe what they are saying.
PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheeMotivator 10 months ago
these videos are really disrespectful to the community that loves and enjoys this instrument
leheme 10 months ago
horrible
man ican can play better than that
erwin234567 10 months ago
calembe del coño ponte a trabajar que como musico te mueres de hambre
enmanuelzambrano28 10 months ago
mejor escuchen beat box no a este veterano d mierda
esculapiodonpendejo 10 months ago
really expert village? this was the best bongo player you could come up with? haha this guy is pathetic
buh9293 10 months ago
I love the broken Head! hahaha!
ascowger 11 months ago
I love the broken Head! hahaha!
ascowger 11 months ago
Oh God thank you. I've now got that great feeling you get only after you near piss yourself laughing...
mikegalsworthy 11 months ago
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!
nima7991 11 months ago
HE could probably spend more money buying a new head then they did making the whole video,
triforce10155 1 year ago
Please take this SH%T off of the internet, you and people like you are
ruining youtube as an educational source!
sebatronicalations 1 year ago
@sebatronicalations and thats a bad thing?
insaneguitarboyw 11 months ago
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
lol!
WTF!
QUE CHINGADOS ES ESTO?
ulyssesgood1 1 year ago
te estas quedando conmigo no?
bbbaaaddddddd
campasalsero 1 year ago
u suck
mblackhill 1 year ago
This guy is a first class butthole XD
akamarutv 1 year ago
Der will uns wohl verarschen ????
19holger70 1 year ago
Der will uns wohl verarschen ????
19holger70 1 year ago
WTF
snipergacp 1 year ago
haha, this isn't even a lesson, it's just a "demonstration"
GoRightFan 1 year ago
u really shouldnt play the damn thing with a broken head, treat your bongos with respect!
buh9293 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
care ass you are an embarrassment to the percussion fences to hell with the shit that teaches fucking
TheDecover 1 year ago
care ass you are an embarrassment to the percussion fences to hell with the shit that teaches fucking
TheDecover 1 year ago
care ass you are an embarrassment to the percussion fences to hell with the shit that teaches fucking
TheDecover 1 year ago
jamming to some Anne Murray?
sambasabrosa 1 year ago
Sr: you must be in a circus look like clown
eltipodelcaribe 1 year ago
-1 bps '-'
BetinhoSp123 1 year ago
This MUST be a joke.
byLivio 1 year ago
@byLivio I´m afraid it´s serious! ha ha ha ha
pilokura 10 months ago
next time i need a good laff i'll click on to you bob. how can you keep a straight face? i'm guessing that your just joking, rite BONGO BOB?
fuzzyone100 1 year ago
hahahahaha HA!
djangostp 1 year ago
Who the hell is this joker.....
pailaheadpr 1 year ago
u go learn yourself how to play
98armando98 1 year ago
wtf? i can play better than that. heres a tip. hold the bongos properly and get some lessons before you start acting like a teacher
TheBoobopper 1 year ago
Oh wait a minute !!! I get it now ... you're an "expert" COMEDIAN, not an "expert" BONGO PLAYER ... wow I gotta hand it to you man, you sure had everyone fooled, including me ...what a great performance !! I would put you up there with Eddie Murphy .. ENCORE, ENCORE !!!!
theman280 1 year ago
that ain't how they do it en Cuba =' D
sweetcheeks4242 1 year ago
Sorry guy but it looks and sounds to me like this is the first time you've picked up a pair of Bongos in your life and all of the sudden cause you just happen to have a camera and pc, you've branded yourself an "expert" and decided to make an "instructional" Youtube video on "how to play", or really "how NOT to play" a great percussion instrument. I am a pro Bass player and can safely say I know who can play any instrument and who can't, take my advice and go back to school to learn how to play
theman280 1 year ago
DUUUDE!, can I please have your Bongo's you obviously have no use for them!
Though your face suggests this incredible "feel the music"-vibe thing xD
Alaingio 1 year ago
208 people hates you, because YOU AREN'T ROCKING!
superhel 1 year ago
así le pego a tu mamá
javomx20 1 year ago
joder de q vas tio? hahaha
alemancito84 1 year ago
...really? A person from "expertvillage" should
a- first learn how to hold bongos
b- first learn how to play the bongos
c- first learn how to hold a beat for more than oh...30 seconds
and that is just the basics of bongos
You, sir, have failed in every aspect that a bongo player (if you can even be called that) can possibly fail in. 30 seconds of dreadful footage of a bongo playing impostor that cannot play nor hold bongos correctly, is not "expert" in any sense of the word.
ThatBongoDude 1 year ago
@ThatBongoDude haha nice comment
weedeatertijs 1 year ago
@ThatBongoDude Damn man but he looks like and expert.. except the sound isnt coming our right.. lol
AfroMalaya 8 months ago
jajajaj
y yo pense que yo era el unico que no sabia tocar
michichi4555 1 year ago
baaahaahaaa you fucking cunt, you think that is bongo druming, your such a daft nob, i really see why they call you the expert bongo drummer, to be quite honest i think my testicles could do a better job than you, douchebag !!
MrDrumchum 1 year ago
same fuckin rhythm as the other video
KJShackx 1 year ago
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaah! Holy crap! What a load of shit! Absolutely pathetic playing in a "music demonstration".
ajwolf 1 year ago
shame on you bob you are an absolute disgrace ti the art of music....please tell me you never get paid for this........all potential students of percussion should give this fool a wide berth
expert village ???? does the word integrity mean anything to you ? do you care about your reputation ????
zuluindia70 1 year ago
really helpful :D lol
6308047 1 year ago
OMG!! u're like the hitler of percussionism
juangarro13 1 year ago
best teacher
sebkue88 1 year ago
ha...
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!
Glorfunzel92 1 year ago
no. absolutely not.
pricankid9 1 year ago
ahhahahahahahaha he is an old fat gay trying to teach how to play bongoes
paeroasdasd 1 year ago
This is disgrace to us percussionist who work this craft I hope you are not making any money and this just joke
MrGuarachero 1 year ago
More like a noob village O_o
tunnis7us 1 year ago
you suck
carolaelle 1 year ago
hahhahahh plz delete
paikosurf 1 year ago
oh man, bitchin' beats. mad skill.
margaretmcmakin 1 year ago
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gaspicanalla 1 year ago
YOU FOCKING SUCK
salsandunga 1 year ago
BONGO MADNESS!!! BITCHIN'!
picapepino 1 year ago
TEACH ME BOB!11!1!!
pecopeco2009 1 year ago
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
51940503 1 year ago
he's a comedian....he's so funny....but wait, no, he's very serious...he thinks he's playing them correctly.....ha ha, he is funny....
Padredequatro 1 year ago
fucking asshole....get a life poor man
hectorfelipejarasoto 1 year ago
please take the cunga boy (the conga expert) and jump under a train
firstdaz 1 year ago
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pfcl021 1 year ago
YOU SUCK!
alanschu 1 year ago
Absolute rubbish. This guy wouldn't be able to find Cuba on a map.
dillikins 1 year ago
This guy knows his shit
pokerbone 1 year ago 9
expert village has no experts in it...and that includes you bob!
johnnynoirman 1 year ago
haha... the right drum is f***ing torn LOL
LatinPercussion 1 year ago
how is he an expert???? horrible do not watch...
yohvanni90 1 year ago
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lslunas 1 year ago 2
@lslunas y tu imbecil
halconperegrino62 1 year ago
hahahahaha!
MrCbolden 1 year ago
what a joke... and I clicked to watch this shit...
otas32 1 year ago
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zapatero39 1 year ago
aff ¬¬
yasuda418 1 year ago
can i teach u...............
SOULsalSerodeoRo 1 year ago
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu basura
arielpf6498533 1 year ago
Cheers bob, you muppet
mogiv 1 year ago
@mogiv
Second form of "muppet" from the urban dictionary?
"2. a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing (sic) an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability"
rennieallen 1 year ago
Cheers bob, you muppet
mogiv 1 year ago
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rennieallen 1 year ago
are you kidding
albertccano 1 year ago
io mi vergognerei con quei bonghetti
cooonnngggazzz 1 year ago
The best i heard
alienjazzmuscian 1 year ago
UH no comment!
nima7991 1 year ago
This is a joke right? Wait a minute, one of his heads is torn ! !
Someone please tell me this is a practical joke of some sort.
firstcircle04 1 year ago
Uh... :-/
vitaopusdesign 1 year ago
anda a cagar ...
chuchomsky 1 year ago
llevo 1 dia tocando y toco mejor ke ese hijo de puta
ilapso666 1 year ago
garbage.
DreadlocksAndMusic 1 year ago 5
gordo pelotudo no tocas ni a tu novia. hasta mi hermanito de 5 años toca mejor q vos puto encima t haces el capo
raggion 2 years ago
ese wey no sabe tocar ni la puerta jajaj
cash12j 2 years ago
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cash12j 2 years ago
Dude again stop acting like a teacher. you are aweful!!! You are not even holding the bongos properly to begin with. Do yourself a favor and remove all these videos.
mlr808 2 years ago 30
your uneducated Latins that is American style playing!
Ipluckithard 2 years ago 2
@Ipluckithard :
this is not an "american Style Playing" . This is not any style of playing. This ist not even PLAYING! This could be just a Joke.
Salsablanko 1 year ago 4
this must be a joke?! Oo
senfquadrat 2 years ago 35
si no, le falta mucho a este tipo y se supone q son clases =S
Naeblis26 2 years ago
Si mis lp lo escucharan se pondrían a llorar,que increible,yo toco sin ir aprender (por ahora) y toco mejor que el.Miren el tutorial de Roberto Serrano,ese si es un buen percusionista
santiagituz 2 years ago
hahahahahaha nice one!!
arturbromfield1 2 years ago 2
no hace mas que tamborilear sobre los tambores del bongo como cualquier persona lo haria sobre una mesa ..... ¬¬.
josequichiz2 2 years ago
all the expert blub are bullshit .
positivdepressiv 2 years ago
is this a joke?
ferdo621 2 years ago 3
YOU NEED HELP
000lilyooo123 2 years ago 2
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000lilyooo123 2 years ago
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000lilyooo123 2 years ago
Well not very impressive there Bob.
vaslav030547 2 years ago
Eres una basura, no abuses del poder que te da la red o youtube. Respeta a la gente.
Xayuap 2 years ago
This isn't a bongo lesson. He's not even showing us the basic bongo patterns!
JeterScutaroFan83 2 years ago
hahaha shockin:D
grzedzic 2 years ago
viejo cascote
gaspicanalla 2 years ago
STUPID eHOW HAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHA... THIS GUY NEEDS LESSONS HAHA
chonty123 2 years ago
What the fuck was that about. Bongo has soul and rhythm.
Yiou dont learn it. It's a fire inside!
vaslav030547 2 years ago
necesitas ayuda pronto
ufffffffffff!
000lilyooo123 2 years ago
Seriously? HE HAS THE BONGOS ON HIS LAP! I want my 2 minutes back.
lianagregory 2 years ago 4
this dude sucks. This is embarrassing
holyshnikes5 2 years ago 4
OMG whats that?
you really need help...
vinsch123 2 years ago
shit head
elitazzy 2 years ago
Dude you are the one who needs lessons, I got bongos just to jam with and 3 months later, I could own you, ERES UN CHISTE
TheGratefulDread14 2 years ago
this dude doesn't even know how to hold them correctly!!
Take this video DOWN!!
It's a freaking insult !!...
JazzyCongaHead 2 years ago
thank you very much!!!
Helltoun 2 years ago
ma che coraggio ha sto minchione dico io a mettersi qui e ad imparare cosa? ma va fatti na bella canna camina
sambata77 2 years ago
LMAO!!! i would SLAP THE SHIT OUT THIS NIGGA!! dont you ever put your hands on a Latin Percussion instrument and try to teach about it when you dont even know how to play it ! you fake ass bitch!!! LATIN PRIDE BABY
cuvah 2 years ago 2
Too bad LP was sold to a corporation that primarily builds war machines. Kaman corporation made heir mark by building cokcpits for blackhawk helicopters. Those fuckers made moeny off the blood of soldiers and civilians. Kaman music corp. is a subdivision of that. Just remember who you are supporting when you buy LP. Warmongers...Quality of LP's went down too anyways... M.Cohen doesn't own them anymore.
holyshnikes5 2 years ago
I didn't know that. I'm crossing LP off my list.
Saint7781 2 years ago
I hope you do some of the research yourself so you see for yourself...Btw, Kaman also owns Gretsch drums among some other major players...it's a little disturbing.
holyshnikes5 2 years ago
Yeah but Kaman is owned by Fender.
Saint7781 2 years ago
Yep. Fender bought the subsidiary Kaman music corp. Glad you did the research. I think the parent company Kaman corporation still manufactures parts for war machines through it's other subsidiaries.... Anyways, you learn something new everyday. Things may surprise you. But knowledge is power!
holyshnikes5 2 years ago
XP wow....manes...el tipo estaba tocando a la musica que se escuchaba en el fondo! por eso suena no-latino...por que la musica de fondo no era latina! -_-
BitigoBlack 2 years ago
What??? Not even de latin accent helps you play the bongos well. I believe this guy is hunting for somebody....
periquito4000 2 years ago
i could do that and i cant even play instruments lol
JAYBiZZLE95 2 years ago 2
que es eso?? que mal. No sabe nada de música, que venga a Perú para enseñarle ritmicas y buen sabor.
germanj14 2 years ago
malismo jaja
xPablonx 2 years ago
wtf?? ¬¬
marciadzn 2 years ago 2
ExpertVillage? more like NoviceVillage!!!!
Bob, and "expertvillage". Please explain what tradition does this playing technique comes from, because it certainly isn't the Cuban tradition which is where this instrument comes from, or the diaspora.
franktaveras 2 years ago 5
eah que hijoe puta con la cara de seriedad que se lo cree
intrakgroup 2 years ago
jajajajajaja..........lol kinda funny whites think theyre nice on congas/bongos......lol
jovendelsenor 2 years ago