Eagle Man Commercial

[atm4610]

0:08 "It must be eagle man!" She sounds like stewart's mother from MadTV!

[Tehwoon]

what the fuck.

[daharja]

That was very disturbing

[204ironman]

iv'e got something for you! *flashes both of them*

two girls: isn't that great?!

[Arkinnian]

I saw this when I was visiting my grandma in Michigan.

I haven't went back.

[mark18709]

Wtf ?

[nicrodrig1]

press 4, wait 3 secs, press 7, enjoy

[williamfstackjr]

I'd do the driver.

[TheBlueArmadillo]

This is the most low budget commercial ever XD

[Foxal1337]

this was on worlds dummist XD

[Jennavicia100]

omg i remeber this. ahahah. wow me and my sis use to be so excited when this came on. ooohhhh look at those low rates. lolz. I love Chicago

[knStranger]

da fuck was that :S??

[moha05]

LoL!!! Press 7 and 9!!! :D

[moha05]

Press 3 many times!!! Hahahahahaha!!!

[Maginoshei]

Epic win.

[combaticus666]

wow. a beretta in an insurance commercial.

[chocolatte41]

Well this is hawkward...

[historicalbeeman]

Of all the superhero's i think Eagleman is the best. HE can lay eggs.The eggs hatch instantly, and come with insurance forms pre-formed inside! Not to mention the obvious notoriety he's gained in Chicago. I mean the moment the car stopped the woman deduced it must be Eagleman. How many other superheros end up being the default position for mishaps? No-one thinks of Batman when they crash the car.

[FireIsTheCIeanser]

@historicalbeeman No one thinks of Eagle-Man either, they think of dogs,deer,cats,children,hobos,­bicyclists, and pedestrians, but not of Eagle-Man. And who the fuck needs an eagle that can shit car insurance if someone is eating planets because he's hungry?

[yourcathatesme]

hey ladies, wanna take a look at MY low rates? (winky face)

[tristan01101]

I don't believe that this wasn't intended to be as stupid as it is. No way.

[GasSnake2003]

Fuck all these new super heroes, we need an Eagle Man movie!

[theshadowkid15]

That sucked i mean seriously Sucked...

[theyearofourlordig88]

I wish I could shit eggs

[XXInsipid]

Uh, I have two questions. 1) How can anyone be that fucking bad at acting? 2) Why would you seriously release this to the public when you know it's that retarded? -_-

[neoconsnightmare3]

@XXInsipid :

1) likely, those two WORKED for the insurance companies. why pay actors/actresses when you have employees that would do it for free (just to be seen on television)?

2) crazy as it sounds, the commerical was SO bad, the acting SO lousy, that anyone in chicago remembers it, and the insurance company's name. if you cant get/cant afford better insurance, you'll remember these folks.

sad to say, that's the way marketing goes.

[martiallaw09]

I guess the reason they have such low rates is because they save so much money with their commercials.

[DouglasMarshall39]

THIS is the reason I moved from Chicago to Boston.

[ValeriesGal]

Oh. My. God. I remember this commercial! LMAO! The perks of living in Chicago!

[EmoJesterJuliana]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[Ray21C]

Wow. All the crappiest, worst things about TV; all in one place!

[flokatirug]

I am getting out of Illinois as fast as I can.

[teetertoter3]

Did Eagle MAN just lay an egg?

[Ryuhza]

@teetertoter3

No sir, he just CRAPPED an egg.

[flobbywelly]

0_0

[tazereli]

has the baby eaglet delivered your insurance rates today?

[butchbogey01]

ahh eagle man, haven't seen this commercial in forever!!! LOVE IT lol!!

[Travmapunk]

Ohhh! Look at those low rates!!! Mmmmm...

[BlasianWolfJean]

the acting is so slow and fake

[bIoodypingu]

@BlasianWolfJean Well no fucking shit.

[ExistenceProduction]

When Eagle MAN laid an egg, that gave me a new view on how men work.

[Viktor13036]

That bird just took a crap on your car... and all you can say is "look at those low rates"? If that was my car I would shoot that bird if it took a dump/laid an egg on my car.

[MoviesintheMix]

Could you say it anymore like you dont know what your say?

"DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE ON THIS CAR!?"

[devtrev]

I've got something for them too.....

[furies]

I live in the SW burbs and always see this cheesy commercial for "Woodman's Grocery Store" .

[xXxEmbersOfHatredxXx]

lol i've been living in Chicago since I was a little shit, I remember this legend of a commercial.

[mazoku112]

@SoundProtektor no its the funniest ever

[R0ckG1r7]

My god, the acting sucks.

[Blackadder125]

Press 2 to make the blonde make a goofy noise. Press 7 repeatedly to enjoy the most bizarre moment of the ad again and again.

[DarthHeath]

My high-school biology lied! They said only FEMALES lay eggs!

[jennickels]

Oh, god, I used to laugh hysterically every time this commercial came on...it made absolutely no sense and was so horribly awesome.

[cmsasuke17]

Of course this commercial is awesome because the message is not low rates, NOOO the actual message is LOGIC IS FOR PUSSIES.

[blutfrosch]

so let me get this straight: his name is eagleman, so he's likely male, yet he's able to produce eggs.... that's not how males work, really

[Gzilla4eva]

omg this commercial used to scare the SHIT out of me when i was a little kid!!!!!i swear to god everytime it came on i would cry and run away!!!!!!!!!!

[BatManTBATParody]

What happens at the end? I want to know, does he just fly away? Does Eagle Man attack the people for not getting his egg baby insurance thing? How did their car stop from him landing on it? Technically, he must've crashed the car then, right?And last, he is Eagle MAN right, not Eagle Woman? So for him to be laying eggs, he would have to be a transvite? These questions must be answered!

[stivaro]

Am I the only one that had a perverted thought when the bird said, "I've got something for you"? lol

[MsDeadlyPerfume]

Lmao this is so odd...

[anoma1]

Male Eagles lay eggs?

[NascarDriver97]

he is an giant

[plinianguy]

At first, I was like :o and then I was like D:

[imallielushh]

One of my favorite Chicago commercials from when I was younger. This and Moo n' Oink commercials

[Mkproduction2]

he just gave birth on your CAR!!!! o_O

[Bullets632]

hm...kk let me get this straight a man sized eagle lands on top of their car and lays an egg and they r more suprized about the low rates paper???

[knucklebreather]

Sid and Marty Croft had something to do with this. I am sure of it.

[tylerwheelz19]

this is very disturbing

[BloodyCannibalCorpse]

LLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melserkid]

Worst commercial.

[olisquercio]

creepy as fuck

[Kelski1998]

And people from outside the 6 county area that is Chicago wonder why we love it so much! Its the food and the offbeat commercials with the kitchy jingles!

[KittyandMimmy11]

...Jesus. ._.

[furrybearmca]

Wouldnt a normal response be i dont know lets go see not do you have insurence on this is car? and how the heck does she know its eagle man? The people in this commercial probably died of shame!

[mrsnubeh]

and we thought japan was the one country in making wired stuff

[Langston900]

No male animals lay eggs!!! LOL the people behind this are faggots

[Applemask]

I want to kill everyone involved with this advert. Everyone.

[packermanny]

1. Is Eagle Man mentally disabled?

2. If it's Eagle MAN & not Eagle LADY, why the fuck does it lay an egg filled with abomination?

3. Why can't I sleep anymore?

[samsherbert]

you should probably stay in philly eagle man

[MasterofPirates]

You gotta love the timing in this thing.

[IoHEARToAXEL]

It's the things like this that make me proud to be from Chicago

[MrSkoringo]

EPIC COMERCIAL FAIL!

[WowBloke]

at 0:02 you can see eagle man in the bonit lol

[sephyowns]

A male bird just shit an egg.

?

[omnom07]

i thought chick birds only lay eggs .. huh

[Langston900]

@omnom07 they do lol

[CHRISK0211]

and this is why people call americans dum

[SpartanFury]

Eagleman, the obvious solution

[soulchild05]

Oh God bless Chicago!

[hirummy]

A man eagle laying an egg.

[choask1699]

I swear. Each time I watch this, I tear up because I laugh so hard.

ily Eagle Man. Be my insurance <3

[krumpinTOWN]

Their acting skills are amazing!

[maxpowers518]

Ed Wood would be proud.

[lucyinthesky16]

wow, i can't believe this ad became viral...i remember watching them on tv when i was a kid. it's like a local legend 'round the chicago area.

[MrLimsky83]

So this Eagle man forces you to buy insurance by landing on your car and adding insult to injury by laying an egg on it...

[sk8ergirl804]

ITS EGAAAL MAN !!

............

GET THE SHOTGUN !!!

killing eagle man would be the best gift ever !

[Xyrhoshii]

Thumbs up if Smoking Gun led you here.

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

why dos i have no sound :(

[TheSuirad]

sound like a cheap porno

[mubd1234]

0:04-she's still laughing as the take begins...

[XdisXesXwhyXimXhawtX]

wtf? lol XD

[TheSuperGamefreak]

i saw this on the smoking gun not too long ago it's hilarious

[MatawanBullShark]

What was the budget of this Commercial; Monopoly Play Money!?

[DesertSmeagle]

actors are probably the company owners daughters.

[HackX9]

Did you wash your car?

No

Then it must be Eagle Man!!

[Rotiart135]

Eagle MAN lays an egg lol

[XxmykurobutlerxX]

saw this on worlds dummest>.<

[wildheartriverclan]

@XxmykurobutlerxX I did too1

[wildheartriverclan]

@XxmykurobutlerxX i did too!

[sydtheninja]

I can think of about 10 things wrong with this commercial.

[Ammit5]

Something landed on my coffin, it must be Vulture Man, here to sell me life insurance!

[Rabbit0]

@Ammit5 XD Nice.

[elmo007millie]

I left Chicago five years ago and I can still quote this horrible commercial word by word... I guess I left Chicago but eagle man never left me grr LOL

thanks lol

[sydtheninja]

That is some pro acting right there.

But I find it funny how it was the "Eagle Man" who CAUSED the car accident in this commercial.

[dtonbassist]

id be like "eagle man you mother fucker i don't have insurance and you scratched up my fucking car with your huge ass talons. and then you took a dump on my car."

[Tim27026]

Why did eagle "MAN" LAY AN EGG!!!!!!

[ledsalt]

ahaha, when I was little my aunt used to have me say "oh, look at those low rates!" and everyone thought it was hilarious

[ILiveInMomsBasement]

This would have been so much better if he took a dump on the hood and flew away.

[Gunganbuster]

Eagleman? Then why the Hell is he laying Eggs? Is he someort of seahorse eagle? Or should I call him Eagle-transvestite?

[PrecisionDerision]

"Do you have insurance on this car?"

"No."

"It must be eagle man!"

LOGIC.

[lowbujitfilmz]

Holy CARP :D (not crap, crap is bad)

[xXWeezerXx]

"The lowest cost SR22."

[Theshadowbrick]

what the fuck...

[clinicalpsychology22]

what the hell was that..haha

[soulchild05]

lol gotta love chicago!

[The7MISSFITS]

Who are these ppl that question eagle man's egg laying? Ummm, are u from the Chicago area?

[grands1am]

So...let's see. A male eagle lays an egg, which instantly hatches, producing an eaglet that, having just been born, presents them with insurance forms.

[CrapUsername321]

@grands1am Exactly!

[vihannes3]

Eet mosht bii Eegul mawn!

[Tareltonlives]

When I was a kid, I thought I would understand this when I was older.

When I was older, I thought I would understand it after getting drunk.

When I was drunk, I thought I would understand it after being sober

I'm sober, and I might understand it after a lobotomy. But I doubt it.

[ninahdee]

@Tareltonlives - LMAO - me too!

[VysetheLegend88]

@Tareltonlives: I wouldn't even understand this while under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.

[iamedgargraham]

@Tareltonlives I favorited this video just so I could read your comment later.

[ojnokomom86]

hahahaha...

[ccricers]

Oh yeah, because if that car did have insurance it couldn't be Eagleman. Just some random giant eagle perching on your car.

[Pepotas125]

- What's That?

- Did you used condom?

- No

- It must be eagle baby .

[JaySchraubMusic]

i havent seen this in a long time....this used to be referenced ALOT on Svengoolie back in the 90's...almost every week they had a eagle doll pop up on the screen during a movie and say "ive got something for yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu"

[sjcommander91]

This vid is so incredibly random, it cracks me up every time!

[DeathDragon4000]

Did you put salt on your fries?

No

Then it must be Eagle Man!

[franciscojavierm]

Did you have rabies vaccine?

No

Then It must be Eagle Man!

[DeathDragon4000]

Did you eat your breakfast?

No

Then it must be Eagle Man!

[franciscojavierm]

Did you use a condom?

No

Then it must be Eagle Man!

[vulcan2475]

holy shit, havent seen these in years!! wow, this brings me back...."i've got something for you"...lmao

[Manonthe3up]

1. What's that?

2. Do you have insurance on this car?

3. No.

4. It must be Eagle Man!

How the fuck does this conversation make sense?

[cubdukat]

@Manonthe3up It's a Chicago thing. You wouldn't understand.

[DiamondDaleMcPherson]

@cubdukat exactly.

[MrBear116]

@Manonthe3up It doesn't, it doesn't at all. And that is what makes the commercial so damn goofy. Well, that and the guy in the eagle costume. I remember when this commercial was on all the time.

[Lasses24]

@Manonthe3up well it doesnt :D

[HackX9]

@Manonthe3up my friend thats the same thing im asking.

[murilovsilva]

@Manonthe3up Well, absolutely nothing on this ad make sense to me...

[thx291]

I remember this commercial; worst acting ever.

[DallasCheer18]

"I'v got something for you" xD

[cyberyanmar]

the same phrase that flasher next door said to me

[djraysinclair]

oooooh look at those low rates

thay tuk orjobssss

[dionbamazing]

lol yes i miss this commercial

[truegem13]

this most amusing thing about this commercial is that creepy Eagle MAN just laid an egg. last i checked females lay the eggs.

Then again i suppose thats no more ridiculous than the rest of the commercial

[bsaleader]

swear to god they do have some kick ass rate. i just got my 95 corolla insured by them. eagle man your my herrooooo. come poop out an egg on me! haha

[Djud3n]

LMFAO LMFAO

[AlphaOrigin]

It must be Eagle Man.

[rlt94]

thats my friend's uncle

[jackstorm777]

HAHAHAHA!!! "I've got something for you!"

Funniest effing commercial ive ever seen

[ROFLBLACKPEOPLE]

LOL BLACK PEOPLE

[d3monicferret]

Literally LOLing

[Ekilla9402]

The 90's were the good days.

[cook7741]

I grew up to this commercial!! Hilarious

[CMDRKillsalot]

o_O

What the fuck?

[mrgoodwil]

your gonna need insurance...after a giant eagle takes a dump on your car.......

[TALOS7887]

What the fuck?

[HackX9]

._. OMG, a eagle took a dump at my insurance.

[Perszeusz]

HOW MANLY!

[BLUEWACKADOO]

Shoot me. Now.

[firetamer102]

Was this dd a joke? bad acting at its worst people!

[CountryMagicnComedy]

LMFAO!!! XD I could watch this a million times and it'd still make me laugh!

[rationalthought84]

I suddenly got the urge to see if this commercial was posted and how many views it got. Nothing like a classic 90's insurance commerical about a transsexual eagle.

[eddiespig666]

WTF...? eagle man lays an egg?.... ?

[fastlife88]

Classic....i miss chicago!

[brain1987]

this is from the 90's i remember a while after this comercial aired they changed it to eagle woman when they relized eagle MAN cant lay eggs and it just didnt have the same ring to... this is a chicago classic along with the victory auto wreckers and eric a martins crediter the clown comercials

[crackkyadome]

haha yes....this one and victory auto wreckers where the guys door falls off are the best...lmao