John Koppenhaver Changes Name to War Machine

[xXSikSidXx]

lol that asa akira video cracks me up.

[torres619]

i saw him at a bar in san diego the night before he went to jail. he is a moron. good thing he can fight cause thats about all hes going to be good at. an overdose would not surprise me either.

[showstopper316]

he banged brittney skye. lol

[boethius27]

The citadel is for tax feeding low lifes. At least Koppenhaver earns a living that is not stolen from others.

[zaihtaMHS]

@supermario103 Or "The Natural" lol

[sOoFrEsH06]

this dood doez porn now.. lmao.. weird transaction..

[TonyWestIsACracker1]

Can someone send me his porn vid???

[depeau44]

@TonyWestIsACracker1 go to lube tube and type in war machine..they have clips there

[senorg0mez]

War machine joined porn I'm not joking

[4JayeP]

Dude has some serious issues. 

[TopazSkillMauler]

Douche bag John

[brabbit695]

dude gotta fix that ear

[mmaboxingfan2]

He going to terrorize chicks this dude is a god.

[thebestbutchieever1]

thats's my godfather^

[btwall60]

he kicked the crap out of 3 guys in a bar fight? really? whew

[57bigjoe]

Its amazing to me how alot of people have to resort to this type of sport to find their manhood.I guess sports like basketball,baseball require too much finesse for some less talented person.Oh lets not forget the name change either.This guy is 2 tacos short of a combination plate!

[RareKnowerofTruth]

@57bigjoe Brah...MMA requires more training and more discipline than most the other sports . its not team based...so yea you have to man up out here.....The elite Fighters of the world are in most cases the elite Atheletes of the world..Go and watch GSP or Vitor training vidoes and see if u up to par with them..and get back at me ...

[buffbode]

@57bigjoe No teammates, no timeouts. Man up or man down. Can you even throw some basic boxing combinations without getting winded? I don't even think you can try to hit me for 1 minute non stop while I moved around you and blocked without hitting you back. Would you rather a lot more guys sit at home like you and think they are a man because they got a gun?

[showstopper316]

tna should've just tried not to nickname rhino. the name "rhino" alone is menacing enough. war machine fits koppenhaver like a glove, quite frankly

[jkullander]

what a tool

[zxcvbnmmasdfghjkl]

The porn movie won't be realeased till January DP stated somewheree mid jan.

[Stantheman2011]

does anyone know where i can watch his porn shoot with riley steele?

[VVarMachine5150]

hell nah. lol its funny but dope.

[WartoothisGod]

This guy's a retard. Changing his name to War Machine, talking shit about Evan Tanner, who's contributed so much more to the sport, and turning down Joe Silva's match-ups like he's some kind of big-shot. Fuck this idiot.

[dtanktdtank]

He was defending Evan tanners suicide saying he would do that too. So you stfu dumbfuck.

[irel0013]

Agreed. Besides.....Fedor is the real war machine.

[Nickatinafan]

Me and war machine are friends on myspace! I ♥ him!

[Viktir666]

John "Boot Lip" Koppenhaver.

[aaro123comeso]

this guy is fuckin mad did any 1 see his fight against the lad tha looks like mr tee he has heart

[LayLow2K7]

yeah watched that tonight actually. that was a really good fight!

[cfrancis]

LOLOLOL

[linkerdrich]

He needs to apologize to his parents for changing his name to [profane]ing War Machine. I wonder what the Holidays are like around his house.

"Will you please pass the gravy Jon?"

"Mom, for the hundredth time, it's War Machine now."

"It's Thanksgiving dear, I'm not going to call you whatever you had your name changed to at Thanksgiving."

"But Mom!"

"Son, shut up and pass your mother the gravy!"

[rrtodd95]

His parents are dead didn't you see him crying on TUF??

[sexysean2000]

fucking lamest joke ive ever heard...

[AngryFilipinaWoman32]

War Machine was busted in a gay nightclub in Vegas, LOL.

[tgsndsku101]

yeh...but he was workin there wasnt he

[PimpS10truck]

oh really?? He should change his name to Micro machine. Since he likes to tie people down in his basement putting a pillow case over my friend's head and beating him down for a couple days.

[kevsenior]

wtf

[beastmonger07]

go war machine. man i would change my name to jon-war as my first, and machine-koppenhaver as my last lol so they would have to say jon war machine koppenhaver LOL

[Norad34]

yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you? dumbass

[themeaningoflife38]

he seems like a retard with his big lips and his mouth hanging open. LOL

[rickrudd]

Jon Kopenhaver is a disappointment to me. He attended the Citadel in South Carolina, where leaders are supposed to be made, yet he assaults a man and chokes him unconscious. The way he speaks and carries himself is far more in line with that of a common thug than a Citadel man. I wish more MMA fighters would tighten their acts up, lose the gay ass tattoos and start acting like real role models - like Randy Couture or Fedor.

[mrfunnymonkeyman]

its bad that he chokes someone unconscious. but, you love people that go to citadel, where you train to blow someones head off?

[region1111]

rickrudd:

"I wish more MMA fighters would tighten their acts up, lose the gay ass tattoos and start acting like real role models"

If you expect sports figures to be role models you're in for a heavy dose of fail.

Their job is to train and win at their sport, and for mma guys that means spending most of the day beating the shit out of people or thinking about how to do it.

Holding themselves up as exemplary citizens is not so high on their list of priorities when it comes to winning a fight.

[chochemanzeta]

@rickrudd attended but was expelled

[Jaredinator]

@rickrudd You sir, are a fucking retard.

[joeyant24]

@rickrudd As long as they put on a good fight who cares about their personalities? They didnt start training to become role models...not talking shit to you,but do you see my point?

[ignats18]

@rickrudd this guy had a hard life and theres a reason he acts the way he does

[coreywhitton]

@rickrudd look at fedors brother.

[depeau44]

@rickrudd Amen to that...i wonder if hes doing porn for his fellow prisoners..lol

[mikemugs7]

@rickrudd dude i understand what ur saying but i see the fighting differently. its local tough guys talking shit to him because they think there tough. do your reseach on the fights. he was being nice to choke the guy out.

[chroniccomics5]

how the fuck does TNA own "War Machine" .. wasn't that a KISS song like 30 years ago?

[iplayvidsman]

Haha and "War Machine" has been a Marvel character in Iron Man ever since 1979

[SammyBammy20]

War Machine wasnt in iron man until 1992

[Viktir666]

Tapping out isn't "bitching out". It can save you from a lifetime of damage.

[kickbxingbboy]

thats pretty cool lol

[cammmafan09]

What i dont get is why the ufc fired war machine first of all evan tanners family and friends didnt find any of what he said offensive hes a good fighter with a huge future like what the fuck

[ods1ODS]

what'd he say?

[OneLoveGodisLove]

I know I tatally agree on what you said..Thats okay WAR will go far with or without the UFC. One Love

[25613]

wat do u mean war machine got fired wat did he do

[EthanR90]

he made a comment about evan tanner's death (idk what it was) and then he turned down a fight from joe silva

[souther]

he still won't be remembered

[ForcedTapout]

i think it would of been a better idea to change your middle name so you can legally call yourself Jon War Machine Koppenhaver that makes more sense to me dont you think

[OneLoveGodisLove]

yeah that does make a lot more sense...hhahahah.good thinkin..

[fasho619]

he's doing the interview in the bathroom haha

[OneLoveGodisLove]

Eh i think thats pretty frigggen coool what he did..

[Rumble1975]

Chantlay100.

Get you head checked.....

[gdrocker93]

Rhino is the real war machine

[bayhawks411]

goood fighter i like the way he fights.. but really ? changing your name to war machine.. realllly? thats fucking stupid hahaha

[shank152]

warmachine should commit war on himself...

fucking in mature loser !! he sucks dick

[josehernandez16]

that's fucken stupid..fucken dumb ass!

[ShaquandaLeroy]

what a tool

[rjnathan]

I used to like Jon Koppenhaver, I thought he was a good guy who had a tough break in life, who made good. Turns out, he is an assclown who direspects everybody, and slaps a good opportunity in the face. Good riddance from the UFC, you won't be missed. Zenko hehe choked out in 1 minute, that's your UFC legacy Droppenhaver!

[trollingtheweb]

WHAT A FUCKIN IDIOT

[cantlay100]

2009 ufc welterweight champion

[ShaquandaLeroy]

lol the ufc fired his ass

[cantlay100]

who cares, he doesnt need the ufc! there are plentey of other organisations out there

[xchampx]

SNAP!!!

[HouseOldSkoolRaver]

Keep running from bisping!

[bullfighter42]

war machine!