A Giant Whore, Pop Some Viagra, Loving Fat Chicks and My Hideous Vag! - Ask The John

[Jetball74]

I no longer like waffles. :/

[blackbeardbastard]

there ARE some ugly vaginas on the market, and the word is spreading fast about them in my hood!

[kostasphil]

thumbs up you sick bastards if you agree that king of bastards John Skyy is the most hilarious bitch in the whole Youtube

[DeviousDollface]

Okay, I could deffinately date you with what you do, giving advice... but dude.. Mygosh, You are fuggin hilarious.

[redherringbone]

I'd turn them both down and wait for an average height average penised guy. I don't screw short guys and tall guys with small penises are just a waste of time too. PS - Enormous cocks are painful. Shoot, I wanna have fun too.

[charles125]

Omg I just searched blue waffles.

[bloodshedhero]

john u are fuckin great

[MYheroMJrip]

i don't think she has a blue waffle lol that shit would be a pure disgusting

[samyooel27]

Dear ASK. the John.

I love it and I love fat chicks too! :D

[Soesii]

I could date you! :D

[serpant91]

i'd rather be a 3 foot basterd with a 10 inch dick ... might be short as fuck ... but could use it to your advantage... show um what your workin with

[agabyv]

seriously....what's so wrong wit what you do? im a girl and I've seen all your episodes. I guess my mind set makes me a female bastard Wooohoo! B-)

[LadiiBlueEyez]

@Maestroianer

A "waffle" is a slang term for "vagina." And a "Blue Waffle" is a slang term for a severe vaginal infection.

There is no such official "Blue Waffle" disease. If you have seen pictures of it, it's very likely the pictures could have been Photoshopped with added colors.

Basically its not real but it does look nastyy!! Lol.

[Cranberryy11]

i would take the 6' 5" guy

[TF2legend]

Im 6 feet tall with an 8 inch penis. Damn am I LUCKY??

[anji0609]

im 19.. and i would date you :)

[dzolotaeko]

midget defitnitly... being tall and havin a small stick is like J.biebs being a dude, it just doesnt match

[IsabelleMD09]

I watch your shows and I would date you

[piscespassion06]

I watch this video everyday maybe like 3 times a day so i can do my videos for my youtube page. Thanks Sky

[dantheman1507]

well... there is penis reduction

[R0kmyS0X]

6'5 guy 3 inch dick

[AcctNo4]

6'5'' toned guy with a 3 inch peepee.

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

o.O skyy, you just blew my mind...a midget or a small dick?...FUCK I DON'T THINK I CAN ANSWER THAT!!!!

but in all honesty, I'd probably pick the midget =-D

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

I could date you, but only because I'd probably be doing the same thing

[kingkruel123]

i wud date u sky... if only u was gay :(

[Alunuca]

I would be glad to date you. You seem to be a very open and smart guy and even if it wouldn't work I would still have something to learn from you.:P

[judutchinski]

anyone know which LA bar this dude works at! I betcha it's a stone's throw away from my apt.

[mmmxXx161]

i can't date you sky im underage lol

[fatcowsrule]

i could haha but im taken :)

[omfgsuxx]

i am a 6 foot guy with a 9 inch penis. works pretty well for me haha!!! ;)

[MsExoticBliss]

3 foot guy with 10 incher

[AssasinBlade]

chewin up my foreskin LMFAO

[MakeupAndSkin]

wot do dudes think about red lips sexy or scaary?

[Elhageness]

Ill take the 3 foot dude so that i cock slap that bitch when she fucks up

[fatboyrob95]

@skyyjohn honestly trying to hook up wit her the only disgusting vag I've seen is a blue waffle and loose tips from a virgin

[SuperKillerMthfDude]

666 likes OHSHI-

[QwentyJ]

I'd prefer to be my height of 5'9" and with the appropriate appendage of that which I'm used to. People always wish they were this or that; I know I'm not going to be the tallest person ever, and I know there are some shallow girls that won't want to date me because I'm not above 6 feet, but I wouldn't change who I am for anyone.

[CorderoIvan]

Id rather be 6'5 cuz even though i got a small penis, ima have some big ass shaq fingers that the lady would appreciate.

[ELLEinfinity]

and by the way..... can someone tell me what the hell is "blue waffle?"

[metaltallica]

@ELLEinfinity google it and push 'im feeling lucky'

[Cheerieful]

@metaltallica DONT DO IT .

[ELLEinfinity]

I'd like a 6'5" guy with a 8 inch python who's dark and handsome.... OH WAIT.... that's what I have.... Aaaaaaaaaaaa-HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!­! Seriously, anytime anywhere he wants.... I'm so down

[DFPFTW]

@ELLEinfinity will you marry me?

[midniteglobe]

if it aint blue waffle it's allll good.

3ft tall and 10 inch fo sho. if i get tired i got a kick stand

[Fallenchuck22489]

this is the kind of skyyjohn we are used to! KEEP IT UP!!

[WikkitJuggalo]

Fuck Outties, so ugly....i only love innies......and wheres sonja ? o r what her name was !!

well, anyway......outties are disgusing :((((

[wingedserpentwarrior]

I'd rather be 3ft tall, I'm fairly short either way, so having a few extra inches helps

[nycit]

1st off, good thing you did not have that chick in the video with you!! Skyy is back in form

2nd - No question, I'd choose being a 3ft tall guy with 10" penis and carry a fucking step stool around. Hell, you are going to end up in divorced or single anyway going the other way with a 6'5 and 3" dick.

[654SWETv]

Skyy Your Gettin Chunky MY Boi LoL

[dellboy177]

''Get into Your Stroke'' hahaha, thats a life lesson bastards! :D

[legionofbasterds]

to those who support sophia: you are simply blinded by the concept of adding a woman's touch. i understand that it can be nice addition to the show. but the problem is that sophia is not the person for the job.

some here say that she is "intelligent", whereas in reality all she really does is give boring, textbook recitations of generic politically correct crap. the main reason we, the basterds, watch skyy is because he doesnt hold back. plus, she is not nearly as entertaining as skyy. fire her!

[Maestroianer]

Im sorry skyy but

one thing about ugly vaginas

Blue Waffle

Please guys thumbs this up if you know what im talking about and want skyy to see

Not trying to whore out thumbs up just trying to let him know

[nooberlishes]

@Maestroianer HOLY CRAP FUCK YOU!!

Now i know what you mean, damn i almost puked when i saw that image.

[MaxSachs]

@Maestroianer

SHIEET.  If a chick ever tried to trick me into hitting that kind of mess, I'd sue.

[bizarrebob]

my cousin is a prick....we fell out a while back, but the one piece of advice he gave me that stuck with me, was that; if a girl cares about how big your dick is, she's a whore

[TheKeetkeet66]

Theres nothing uglier than a ball sack!!..its the same skin as an elbow...ughhhhhhhhh

[TheKeetkeet66]

God when you first start talking you sound sooooooooooooo faggy.

[charliebale]

the dan yaz bla bla bla one sounds just like Ted from how i met your mother and the bastard chic who keeps cheating on him . i think it's natalie

[1lomme1]

Sophia is a weird bitch anyways.... i dont want her on the show....!!!

[videosurfer69]

Ugly? No problem. Smelly, stinky and loose? That's a problem.

[Rstarp]

I'd rather to be a 6ft 5 guy with a 3 inched penis anydayyyy,because girls naturally like tall men so once I develop oral skills i'll be the king in the sheets....R*P

[Haxzaw]

...I'd rather be what I am...6ft and 8 inches of hard enuff wood to crush out any bush that cumz my way!

[so011008]

I'd rather be what I am... 6'4" w/ a big enough cock to please MOST women... who gives a f*** about the chicks who need a 2 ft. cock!

[legendaryicecream]

LOL!!!! haha the black out and den skyys baham relaxation dance XD

[computerjero]

I'd definitely be the midget with the hammer. If there's the rare occasion that I ain't getting laid, the just means more meat-loving ;-)

Btw get Sophia back up in this motherfucker !

[computerjero]

I'd definitely be the midget with the hammer. If there's the rare occasion that I ain't getting laid, the just means more meat-loving ;-)

[BigEKarl]

I'm 6'3" with a more than workable stick, so I will stay with the way I am. I can't imagine a 3" stick or being short and I don't want to.

[RealityHurts923]

Is a 6ft guy with a 7 1/2 incher cool? Yes I had that much time on my hand :)

[DulcePrincesa901]

You see the fucked up thing is that why couldn't it be a 6 ft. Guy with a 10 in dick :( anyways i would go wit tall guy wit small dick lol :)

[MisterChartreuse]

A huge dong don't mean jack if you can't get laid. 6"5 for sure, bro

[OathOfOdium]

Sophia, has seen your episode where you mention why guys and girls cant be friends?yes?

FRIEND:A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.(life)

Take, Take, Take That's all any guys gettin from a "Friend...who is a girl" FuCKT THat!

[chatodlakerfan]

omg skyy thanks Skyy

[MangaKindaGirl]

It doesn't matter if I would date you Skyy. You would never date me. I'm decent looking, but I don't put out easy at all. At ALL.

And I would rather date a 6'6" guy with a small penis. I really like tall guy. And if I am unsatisfied, I can go get a dido. It's not a big deal.

[jadokh92]

6 ft, it's all about how you use it.

[BuckwildWill]

3 foot guy, fo sho.

[DurnedSquirrel]

I'd be the 3 foot tall guy so I could become a midget pornstar

[SANTANAFACTOR]

comes with the territory*

[RetreatHell]

Shit, I'd choose 3ft tall with 10" penis and carry a fucking step stool around!!

[Fwang91]

hahaha i love these episodes...

[EricFishaaa1369]

I would like to be the little guy with a big guy then i could use that shit as a kick stand :)

[aspa20thess]

i would date you sky...

[EricFishaaa1369]

@aspa20thess the real question would sky date you 

[Redd1587]

Fuck Viagra, I drink 2 Four Loko's then go APESHIT on that vag!

[ipoem1]

@Redd1587 yeah

untl they kill you dumbass

[AllanGilber]

THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER!

NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH!!KKKK

[muaemma]

I'd date you, Skyy. As long as you don't have a 3 inch penis.

[sweetandsourcandies]

im a girl and i would MOST DEFINITELY pick the 6'5 guy!!!

... keep in mind it's not all about the length, but actually the thickness... i dont think any girl would love a 2 foot penis penetrating her... all i can say is OW!! LOL

[Foorehtnossip]

nice t-shit , another view and thumb up from Pissontheroof -=-

แฟรงค์  = フランク

お母さんの性器の匂いは、腐ったチーズの匂いだよ。

Smell of the sexual organs of the mother is smell of the cheese which rots

[fabi090210]

Sky, you are one effed up bastard, but i love it

[APSooners]

one of the best ask the johns in awhile. u brought me back in when i was starting to doubt ya skyy

[31MelKo]

The short guy all day everyday hun.

[Flyingnugget346]

"Dont hold back, Sky, sophia is a giant whore and a mega bitch, see that its more direct"

Quoted from your own words. I feel like this episode is directed at how much all the bastards hate Sophia and we are trying to get sky off the crack.

[Thelilb]

The best ask the john u'v done Skyy!

[gordon777juws]

hey im 5'7 but my dick is apparently big enough so i dont really give a shit :)

[bizweek1]

@gordon777juws You Too?!

[gordon777juws]

@bizweek1 haha ohh yeah :P how tall r u?

[sun1987shine]

WHERE IS THE LINK TO THAT VIDEO?

I cant find it on your page skyyjohn

[Asskickinkid]

Skyy, over the last little while i was starting to doubt my subscriptions to your channels, but after this and your last askthejohn i'm loving these again. Great entertainment! good fucking job.

for the question:

6'5 guy, life is going to be a bitch if your 3 feet...

[MrOmniblast]

LMAO "Go forth Bastards! And lay pipe!" Like we're this piping army lol, and thats our battle order ahhahahah

[ebonknight]

Dude, where is Sophia? She is a fox and the Bastards should be checking out a woman's point of view so we can know how to get past it and hit it hard.

[Kogerii]

Hey John, no comment on Sophia's absence?

Q1: Barely. It does make a difference but not enough to keep a guy from fucking you.

Q2: If he's whipped by this girl he'll defend her unreasonably. Get a girl y'all know to be DTF who agrees to fuck him and leave those two alone on a surprise date (thought he was hanging out w/the guys). After he fucks another chick, the spell's broken.

Q3: Double ur pleasure, double ur fun.

Q4: 8(

TQ: 6 foot small dick. Height's more important.

[BamiBoi]

The girl with the "Ugly" vagina should definitly send us -The Bastards- A picture of it. And WE will decide wether it is ugly or not ;-) LOL!

[davidi3002]

Sky, Bring back Sophia or do a seperate ask Sophia on a different day

[TheRealBKZ]

this episode is great

[aksulojik]

Skyy John is BACK, he grew some balls and listened to his fans about Sophia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jenna19881]

John not only would I date you but I would rape you and make you my BBBIIIOOOTTTCCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!! X D

[oye2a2000]

i know a girl that can't take well endowed men-some chicks have small vaginas

[iSP1TF1R3i]

I'd rather be a midget with a long pipe, I couldn't handle being black and 6"5 with a 3 inch sausage o.o

[MOTat18]

Just saw the vid you are talking about, had to do a little searching for the video. Damn, that shit's nasty. How the hell does he fuck girls? Who is gonna let that abomination near their strawberry shortcake? If he's that long flaccid, he must be longer erect, and then he'll REALLY tear it up, literally.

[maraylove]

ok so as a horny chick I would have to say I'd go with the midget who has the nice big penis to hit the g spot cuz his face would prob be leveled at my tits and this would give a long lasting "O". But to settle down and call a "boyfriend" I would go with the tall guy, cross my fingers that he knows how to work it!

[abyroj]

6'5'' of course if your some short ass bastard you'll have a harder time even getting laid. You might not please the woman with a 3 inch dick but at least you have a higher change of hitten it!

[rohannesburg]

LOL WTF Oxymoronical much "Beautiful in their own Ugly way"

[brooklyn560]

the Motto of the Bastard Nation: Go Forth and Lay Pipe

[skyyjohn]

I'm trying to get ugly vagina girl to hit me up :-)

[DonPohlino]

@skyyjohn

This was one of the best episodes for a long time!!!!

laughed my ass of @ the toothy blowjob part and the rubbing out second XD. There aint no way you would have said the same with Sofia be honest, Skyy!

QOTD

for the pussy: the hung midget

for all other stuff: the 6'5 guy with the small noodle

[123abcs]

neither..

[AtlantaGeorgia285]

Im 6'1 with a 4 inch penis and Im cool with it..

[RampageOK]

"The one dislike is from Sophia for not being on this episode"

LOL. Dirty bastard!

[AJsfree2toke]

I DID NOT LIKE MY EX GF VAGINA LOOK hahaha...really i didnt...And i also learned, Viganas dont all smell the same..i have slept with a gril during a shower ofter whatever...it didnt smell nice..and now i have a new gf, and her vag smells nice xD

[heelrunner]

Well, a 6'5" guy has long fingers. ^_^v

[sesshoumaru3st]

i wanna be the fucking short guy man,LMFAo. Imagine going out as a stall figure and hearing HHAHAHA MICRO DICK!!! -_- now that's fucked up.The short guy will be called KING COBRA!!!!!

[RandyR190]

The one dislike is from Sophia for not being on this episode

[ludovico86]

@RandyR190 sophia has her two best friends clicking now!

[sk84gs]

grow an inch taller and lose 5 inches in the pants, no thanks-

[GJudgemental]

6feet with 3in penis on the real. Girls that favor midgets is so rare so I rather get the girl.

But if I was a midget porn star so it's easy for me to get the chicks, fuck yeah I'm being the midget

[BabyGirl0785]

fuck me running!!! I would date you Skyy!!! I love how real you are!!!! That it so sexxxxyyyyyy! I wouldnt have to worry bout you cheating cuz you would prolly let me watch... haha!!! Muha!!!!

[mrmasta50]

Im 6'7'' but im not 3 in. im 4 lol jk

[bryant49]

as long as it taste good and dont smell and at 19 i bet it taste delightfull

[collective654]

someone's getting chubby

[mrmasta50]

@collective654 i thought i was the only one that noticed it LOL

[kelvinocg25]

Do girls like dudes that are big and have manboobs becuz my friend girl likes dude like that comment plez

[alumitanium]

YES!!! SEE!!! THIS is what i'm talkin' bout. THIS is what the "Return of the MUTHAFUCKIN John"!! No boring table, animated and entertaining Skyy, going on a rant. 

[tinamoul]

How about a compromise, a 6'1" guy with an 8" penis.

[blues03]

I think I jjust learned that skyyjohn has a foreskin.

Fffffffffffuck

[xdyingheartx]

me!!! id love to date you!

[proteuseffects]

i've got a long ass tongue so as long as i can keep that i would want to be the 6'5" with 3" dick

[AznVi3tBoi]

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[aussiebear22]

chatodlakerfan => Performance anxiety much? Don't worry about how you will do. Focus on enjoying it with her.

[TheHarrisonScott]

Has the man channel been taken down?

[babyjames21]

whoa these questions are tough..the guy in the video..HELL NO!!!!!!!..and I don't know if this makes me shallow but i'm going for the 6'5 guy!!!

[ronok33]

6'5" 3 inch penis.

size don't matter, Use it with all your might!

[hailmary7283]

I'd be a 6'5" guy cause a 10 inch dick when you're three feet tall would be such a pain. For reference, a 10 inch dick on a guy 3 ft tall is like a 20 inch dick on a guy my height (6ft)

[Lynpgz]

If you are mostly as you seem to be here, yeah, I'd date you. Women who have trouble with what you do are insecure perhaps? You seem loyal, honest and very upfront so if you are in a relationship I don't think you'd do anything out of agreed on bounds.

[hollybee43]

there's no fucking way i'd date you. sorry

[deede1]

davs friend problem: good pussy... Pussy so good makes you want to smack yo' mama.. Guess her whoreness is DOING SOME JUSTICE

[gamer1541]

A 2 foot penis is no good. What the fuck are you suppose to do with that? stick it all the way up to her stomach and out her ass?

[mmawilldesha]

Let me tell you as a guy I've noticed some women have uglier vaginas than others but that never stopped me before.The only thing a man should care about is if the woman is disease free.

[doomdart]

Question: wheres Sophia?

Answer: who gives a shit

[deede1]

@doomdart LOL!! EPIC

[janchux69]

Every vagina looks like a wound which hasn't healed :D

But they still turn me on! There is no such thing as a ugly vagina!

[deede1]

@janchux69 GAINED 1 PT

[janchux69]

Please no more Sophia...ever

[AjAnxiouS]

I'm to young for you haha but if I was older fankly I wouldn't give a shit so long as you didn't fuck another girl and shit I don't care. this is not cheating this is just you speaking you mind. so yeah I would Skyy.

[submitenter]

I wouldn't date you, there are fuckable guys and datable guys, you are neither, I am sorry. :p

[motogpslider]

LOL ;)

[GSN2007]

i jerked off and i'm not the laker fan lol

[8kvs8]

3" will fit into 99.9% of girls, so i guess I would have to get REALLY good at eating pussy

[ominous450]

I live vicariously through Skyy. He's fuckin awesome!

[vyanne1]

I would take neither of them! i dated a guy 6'5 with a three inch penis and i dumped him a month later. it cant work. whoever said size doesn't matters, lied!

[zouph]

@vyanne1 wanna date a 6'6 with a 5 inch penis instead?

[vyanne1]

@zouph lol. well now we getting there.

[zouph]

@vyanne1 does that mean yes?

[vyanne1]

@zouph that means it definitely an improvement

[gogolo30]

3 foot with a horse cock. Bitches LOVE surprises.

[SirBryvx]

My favorite atj so far.. Why? you might ask? The girls gone! SKYY IS BACK!

QOTD: 6.5 any day haha

[makkein]

6'5" can land you a job in the NBA/NFL (in which a midget height can't) but damn 3 inch penis dude? Even Asians aren't that small lol!

I'll stick with being regular size, a huge ship is just eye candy it don't mean a thing if it doesn't run properly or easily sink!

[raw10apples]

6'5" and toned... hands down. If I got a shot at the NBA I'm definitely going to be getting more poon than a midget