Britain's Most Dangerous Dogs

[hat1234567]

Brits bitch the most about dangerous dogs but they are the ones who created them to fight smh

[CTDevon]

lmao..that was funny..thx for the vid

[clegsta42]

Funny? No! This guy must only worry about the Jack Russell!!

[StefyStuff]

I would be laughing my ass off, but I dont want my parents to here me. They dont like it when I share my joy with them.

[aj12325]

the ridgeback one is the best

[CichlidAsh]

Damn funny video.

[warriorsclan330]

u screwed labrador is one of the top most adorable and silent dogs

[gardenspoon]

@warriorsclan330 So you think the rest of these dogs are dangerous then ... if there is one video that I didn't think people could possibly be daft enough to take serisously, this is it. I am just a little emabarrassed for you.

[themanitasdeplomo]

@warriorsclan330 You sir, are an idiot!

[gardenspoon]

@cantCmytoes What's your problem?

[DillaBongg]

i got a laugh

[gardenspoon]

@DillaBongg :)

[cath15lol]

ow who ever made this fuckin video should go shove a fukin stick up theri arse sideways...... the great dane as the most dangerous dog i think not, this person needs to learn their facts right and last but not least any dog can be dangerous its the way you bring em up not the breed.

[gardenspoon]

@cath15lol I guess you hadn't noticed that this video is a piss-take. Sorry...

[TTLeicester]

I loved this - it was very funny!! And your so cute!!

[gardenspoon]

@TTLeicester Thank you

[ColinVlogz]

dangerous dogs, dangerous dogs, everybody panic! haha nice

[gardenspoon]

@ColinVlogz Yeah, catchy eh? Thanks :)

[TheHAYLEI]

pmsl

[gardenspoon]

@TheHAYLEI What is pmsl?

[eldridgepaul]

Is this meant to be a joke? The Staffordshire Bull Terrier and the Labrador are the only two breeds of dog that are 100% reliable with humans especially children. I think this bloke needs to lay off the LSD.

[gardenspoon]

@eldridgepaul I'm surprised to asked if this was a joke, you'd have to be a bit backward to think it was serious... Staffies - my favourite dog.

[eldridgepaul]

@gardenspoon I wasn't sure because jokes are meant to be funny and this is just weird. SBT's are also one of my favourite dogs, i have a little red and white SBT. She's great.

[gardenspoon]

@eldridgepaul Well we agree about the dog.

But, I still think my video is very amusing; often what is weird is funny because of just that, I certainly prefer things that are funny by their mere existance than something needing a punchline.

[eldridgepaul]

@gardenspoon Don't get me wrong, i was't trying to knock you. Isn't that what makes the world so interesting, people liking/disliking different things, finding different things funny/unfunny etc?

[08EB08]

@raspberrybaby555 Lol to me staffys look like giant rats.

[shikiigami123]

What!!!, where are the chihuahuas???!!!!!

[gardenspoon]

@shikiigami123 Good point, now I think of it they should be in at about no. 4... ;-)

[gardenspoon]

@raspberrybaby555 Yes, indeed that is the point; they do look a bit scary but they are really nice dogs, the black and white staffy running around with the brick is my dog.

[ToshizouHijikata]

This definitely made me laugh :D

All those dangerous dogs... I'm gonna have nightmares! Especially the Poodles freak me out, as well as the megalomaniac Border Collies.

[gardenspoon]

@ToshizouHijikata Thank you very much :)

[randomchannel69]

This crazy hippy is so ridiculous it's actually funny.

[gardenspoon]

@randomchannel69 Well, if that works for you...

[pjedwards230]

ok you got it all wrong staffies are not killers and im a 10 year old kid and i have my own staffie and she would ot do anything to me

[gardenspoon]

@pjedwards230 You are right of course, Staffies are not dangerous - they are lovely dogs. This video is a joke - none of these dogs are dangerous, it's just a joke around the way some types of people panic for no reason.

[thenoti1]

hahahahaha

[NiceIce19]

How about we forget about the comment I said and just start commenting someone else... thats what Im doing.

[ValecynosDragon]

I found it amusing, gardenspoon. Apparently, some folks miss the humor. But making fun of stupid things said by stupid people (or perhaps maybe just misinformed people) is always entertaining. Saying that some breeds of dogs are more dangerous than other breeds is decidedly stupid. We get it a lot here in the States, too. A well trained, well balanced dog (much like well balanced people) are hardly dangerous. Even some of us kinda off balanced people (and dogs!) are okay too, just quirky. =D

[ValecynosDragon]

Are you people kidding?!? He's obviously joking around. Dang folks, get a grip. :/

I found it amusing, Gardenspoon. And it is stupid the way people talk about some breeds being dangerous, so why not make fun of the stupid people. ;)

[ValecynosDragon]

Hey, could you remove my first comment. YouTube was being slow and I didn't think it posted, so I did another. Thanks!

[NiceIce19]

Why is every one against me?

Im alowed to have my opinoin!

Geez, I didnt even watch the full video and I could hardley understand what gardenspoon was saying, I just got kinda mad and confused... and after all these rude comments I seriously had enough so I wrote a rude comment to garden spoon , you guys are getting mad at me when youre all doing the same actions as me! Cut me some slack! Im only 10!

[gardenspoon]

@NiceIce19 10 - that explains something... Anyway, of course you can have your opinion, nobody is having a go at you.

[skullfullofbonghits]

@NiceIce19 I thought i removed the comment after i read the other one you wrote, sorry:I

[NiceIce19]

@skullfullofbonghits Its fine, I get comments like that all the time.

You get used to it.

[skullfullofbonghits]

@NiceIce19 fair enough

[skullfullofbonghits]

@NiceIce19 fair enough

[NiceIce19]

ok... im sorry I did not watch the full video, I was to pissed off, I didnt realise that it was suposse to be humorous, but Im just kinda confused. Like ohh nere mind!

[dec8ry19con7]

retard

[gardenspoon]

@dec8ry19con7 Those of low intelligence always use the word 'retard', if you are anything more than an imbecile you'll come back and defend yourself. Retard

[NiceIce19]

What the hell is this labs are the number 1 top dogs for families! Border collies are very nice to and very intelegent... and guess what gardenspoon i have a lab border collie! were did you get this FAKE INFORMATION? Lila my puppy is the nicest most gentelest and intelegent thing in the world! dont listen to this crap! he has got no idea what hes talking about! and pit bulls if they are trained well, the will be just lovely! you sicken you garden spoon! geez!

[gardenspoon]

@NiceIce19 Have you no idea when someone is taking the piss?

[NiceIce19]

@gardenspoon What are you trying to say?

What are you... Oh wait youra Retard!

[gardenspoon]

@NiceIce19 Oh dear... why would anyone take offence at this video?

So you now think that I am a retard, and all because YOU didn't realise that my video was to be taken with a little humour. I am sorry that I forgot the canned laughter...

[skullfullofbonghits]

@NiceIce19 wtf, the only person acting retarded is you. wtf this vids a JOKE, seriously wtf

[NiceIce19]

@skullfullofbonghits You should just mind your own freekin buisness!

Geez!

[harley84fly]

The Ridgeback was not designed to kill Lions but bread to chase them up a tree or so and the hunter would do the killing.

[harley84fly]

the ridgeback was not designed to kill lions but to chase them up a tree os so n the hunter would shoot the lion.

[gardenspoon]

@harley84fly Yes I know, and it wasn't 'designed' either. This video isn't supposed to be taken seriously :)

[boglemeaster]

@gardenspoon Or better yet, It wasn't 'designed' to be taken seriously

[gardenspoon]

@boglemeaster Yeah, that works ;-)

[FallingandRunning]

This is hillarious. The explanations, the music, the graphics aren't always the best but the delievery is good. 

[gardenspoon]

@FallingandRunning Well thank you, glad you found it amusing :)

[HarveyEspatchelowe]

OH! Great one! Plenty to consider...great music too!

[gardenspoon]

@HarveyEspatchelowe I'm still waiting for someone to correct me on this video ;-)

[JasonMiliband]

@NEVERMORExxxxx ye i can run him over wit my car, is see him every day walking that dog

[gardenspoon]

@JasonMiliband Jason, you're a muppet, that Subaru of yours hasn't gone anywhere in months.

[JasonMiliband]

@NEVERMORExxxxx if u want i can kill in he lives neer me

[gardenspoon]

@NEVERMORExxxxx vodka is it then, cheers

[gardenspoon]

@NEVERMORExxxxx Or, you could just get drunk. A beers solves many problems, only wish I had some.

[gardenspoon]

@NEVERMORExxxxx Well, I could try, might find it a bit diffiuclt though.

[gardenspoon]

@NEVERMORExxxxx Okay, you know I find it impossible to miss an oportunity to take the piss :)

[gardenspoon]

@NEVERMORExxxxx Don't know, that is slightly confusing, personally I use my eyes for seeing things - they're not very good at smiling.

[gardenspoon]

@NEVERMORExxxxx Good. But, what are you smiling about?

[gardenspoon]

@NEVERMORExxxxx Yes?

[gardenspoon]

@NEVERMORExxxxx Oh no, I forgot about that :0

[gardenspoon]

@pindassuff Yeah, at least I've got a bouncy castle

[tomken8dy]

@tomken8dy

Shove a grenade up yer orifice.

[gardenspoon]

@tomken8dy That is a good bit of advise for yourself, Tom - you should take it :P

[tomken8dy]

@gardenspoon  KABOOOOMM

[gardenspoon]

@tomken8dy I wasn't serious, I know I shouldn't joke when it comes to exposives and yourself. Damn it!! Get the the hospital. Quick!

[tomken8dy]

@gardenspoon

Now I'm REALLY half-assed!!

[gardenspoon]

@tomken8dy Oooh, you really do belong in Britain 

[tomken8dy]

@gardenspoon  Or Washington

[gardenspoon]

@tomken8dy What, is Washington a bit like over 'ere then?

[tomken8dy]

@gardenspoon

Washington, DC was built on a swamp and it still stinks.

[gardenspoon]

@tomken8dy Oh I see, not friends with Obama then? ;-)

[tomken8dy]

@gardenspoon

Which one?

The animated cartoon or the one who

died in late 2001 of kidney failure?

[gardenspoon]

@tomken8dy No, I think my idea was better

[gardenspoon]

@TwistedTrainWreck It worked better than I expected, what I need is a more consistant background colour, then it should fine. I haven't got any new software, this was done on movie maker.

[gardenspoon]

@NEVERMORExxxxx Dogs aren't dangerous unless they are mis-treated. I didn't make the music btw :)

[littlegalah]

you forgot to list the most famous dog of them all. The Camilla, its only found in the UK and has the power to kill you if you look at it.

[gardenspoon]

@littlegalah Camilla is horse, I made a video about horse faced women last week, she is in there, oh yes :P

[JasonMiliband]

@littlegalah u rong man cammilla is nice and u speld cammilla rong so that shows u

[littlegalah]

@JasonMiliband you obviously failed your A levels the correct spelling for Camilla is Camilla. Not Cammilla.

She was the other woman in the relationship, which automatically makes her a dog. Prince Charles a cheating turd. That is the fact of it.

[JasonMiliband]

@littlegalah i know prince chales is a gud guy and if u cant speek the langwidge thats yor falt

i dint do a level's i got a job

[gardenspoon]

@JasonMiliband 'langwidge'? 

[littlegalah]

@JasonMiliband your spelling is atrocious, you definitely need more pedagogy.

Prince Charles is not a good guy, he is a turd. He cheated on his wife. Good guys dont cheat on their partners. If you want to be critical, Prince Charles can never become king because he is divorced.

[CurrentlyDisconected]

HAhahah nice one.

loved the outro music.

[gardenspoon]

@CurrentlyDisconected Thanks, I thought the outro was a neat touch :)

[delboy1978uk]

what about chiuauas? i tripped over one and nearly killed myself!!! :-P

[gardenspoon]

@delboy1978uk That does make them a very dangerous dog!!

I used to have one actually, it was 18 years old when he died, and still randy - he tried on many occasions to shag my proper dog, and some of the cats too!!

[delboy1978uk]

@gardenspoon lmao proper dog! :-p

[gardenspoon]

@delboy1978uk Yes, cat-sized dogs aren't proper dogs, but they are just a bit embarrassing.

btw, whenever you comment I always seem to be online - we must have the same sleeping and doing things pattern :0

[alphasimaed]

Awesome vid Paul Cute dog but dangerous

[gardenspoon]

@alphasimaed Thanks alphasimaed.

She's not dangerous really :)

[cestrianvlogger]

dangerous dogs dangerous dogs, everybody panic!!!!!  XD this is hilarious, my friends dog shags a blanket all the time, its so funny... might try and get a recording of it

[gardenspoon]

@cestrianvlogger Ah good for you Martin, you pick my humour very well, thank you :)

Yeah, get a video of that, it sounds fun!

[gazmetal]

All dogs are dangerous. They'll bite your baby's face off!

[gardenspoon]

@gazmetal Yes, apparrently foxes are dangerous now, even though they never used to be

[gazmetal]

@gardenspoon There are no dangerous dogs. Only dick head owners.

[gardenspoon]

@gazmetal That is true, and that's why this video isn't even stupid

[JasonMiliband]

@gazmetal thats not funny, rite, if u had a baby get bit by dog like these ud be cyring

[ComedyRoundTheCorner]

me and my friend just came past a lab, fucking nasty dog :@

[gardenspoon]

@ComedyRoundTheCorner Yeah, I'd rather fight a lion than a lab :P

What is the @ for?

[ComedyRoundTheCorner]

@ComedyRoundTheCorner oh its an angry face :)

[gardenspoon]

@ComedyRoundTheCorner I see, now I know a little more. Good

[ComedyRoundTheCorner]

@gardenspoon Learn something every day eh? 

[gardenspoon]

@ComedyRoundTheCorner I do, but you are young enough to know everything already :P

[Drivingyarns]

These dogs aren't dangerous you retard!

[gardenspoon]

@Drivingyarns Oh yes, that comment gets voted up

[Danny77uk]

Cute dog!

[gardenspoon]

@Danny77uk What, the Staffy that looks like a moo-cow? :)

[Danny77uk]

@gardenspoon yes is he yours?

[gardenspoon]

@Danny77uk Yes, although he's a she :P

She was found dumped 7 years ago, and the finder gave her to me; she's been my best friend ever since.

Thanks

[alexfurniss]

lol I have a half chihuahua and half yorkshire terrier cross breed ( called a chorkie) and she is very aggressive at night and will bite me but then again she is a puppy, she will bite because she thinks it's a game but it's not a game at 1:00 am when she barks at every car that goes past

[gardenspoon]

@alexfurniss Oh dear, your dog sounds like a bit of a handful. Not sure why small dogs like to bite and bark so much, maybe it's the 'small man' syndrome...?

[gardenspoon]

@alexfurniss Maybe that's why they gave them to you :)

[alexfurniss]

@gardenspoon sorry I removed a comment by accident but we asked for the dog and they said ok ha ha

[gardenspoon]

@alexfurniss I got my dog for nothing too, although she doesn't bite, and never barks either, or at least not much :)

[alzebub666]

yorkshire terriers are quite fearsome!

[gardenspoon]

@alzebub666 Yeah, but my dogs are more leathal than being shot!! Yeah!?

[littlegalah]

@alzebub666 my used to have one, its favorite pastime was biting me.

[gardenspoon]

@littlegalah A friend of mine had a Jack Russell, and he freely admitted that he couldn't even stroke his own dog without getting bitten - strange eh?