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  • Wait till she has a boyfriend to show this. Lol. Shes very cute :)

  • So Adorable!

  • she looks like a girl version of my baby boy!!! so so so so cute!! you must be ao proud! xx

  • ayyy yr baby pooped lol

  • Im more fun than a barrell full of monkeys

  • Awww my name is Alyssa too! But I don't poop on my daddy!

  • "thank you so much for baking brownies for daddy" XD

  • She has dimples :D

  • Was that real!!!!!

  • @YoungNMarried

    I tink you dont understanding. i came to computer screen wen my sister was watsing dis

  • i came when i saw this

  • pfwwwrrrrhwhw

  • "Thx for leaving a present for daddy! xDDD Cool dad :))

  • she looks like a turtle

  • awww...its happend to the best of us. doesnt make them any less sweet :)

  • wow

  • It started with me watching Game walkthroughs to babies fart to pooping xD

  • LOL

  • she looks like she has alien eyes

  • oh my gos what the heck XD

  • in 2018 10 years from this video your daughters gonna see her infant self pooping on the internet.

  • @BYL3RxTIND3R.. U r a sick fuck, that's a baby. U must be some kind of child molester to even think that of a child. U should be locked the fuck up u disgusting bastard!!!

  • This cute little girl already has daddy wrapped around her fingers.  Love it.

  • haha it's like this: hey daddy i made you BROWNies. XD

  • this baby has the cutest smile ever lol (apart from my kids obviously lol)

  • Yer more gay than a club fulla a queers!

  • So cute!!!!!XD

  • @BYL3RxTIND3R pervert.. its a baby

  • @BYL3RxTIND3R Oh you are sick! a HOLE!

  • @BYL3RxTIND3R oh my jesus. OH SHIT. HOLY FUCK. I HAVE TO WASTE ALL MY CHARS ON YOU. YOU OLD FUCK. STOP BEING A PERV. CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS. GO TO HELL. YOU SICK OLD FUCK. JESUS CHRIST. I HOPE CHUCK NORRIS KICKS YOUR ASS. OMG STOP BEING PERVERTED. I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU. OMG OMG OMG. GET OFF OF YOUTUBE IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST COMMENTS LIKE THAT ON BABY VIDEOS. JESUS CHRIST. STUPIDEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD YOU FUCKING ARE. I HOPE YOU DIE YOU SICKO!

  • ughhhh

  • >.< lol I love this vid!

  • what an adorable baby...

  • "Thank you so much for making brownies for daddy" xD love it!

  • 17 people arn't funnier than a barrel full of monkeys

  • That was 1 big doodie...

  • hahaa thanks for leaving a present for daddy haha lmfao

  • whos more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? ...

  • she is so cute!

  • shes thinking.... ill bite your face cunt

  • beautiful cute eyes...

    

  • For girls you should wipe the doody down. For boys it doesn't matter. You don't want the feces to go in her vagina, I learned this in pregnancy class.

  • @Sunfadedlovejaded o but dont worry bout the boy he jus has a penis who cares about male genitalia damn sexist-__- jk but kinda serious

  • Dad.. You need some football!

  • Very sweet face. She is gonna be a looker!

  • haha this baby is so cute,god bless

  • lmfao u can tell when shes about to do it at 0:24 when she stops moving lmao

  • So funny! She's such a doll!

  • God Mornig daddy! pppppft!

  • Now that was juice-ayyyy

  • her face was like, "wait a sec dad! im gonna poop now" then, she was like happy and bubbly again. :)))

  • Classic "Ripping Canvas" fart.

  • Baby: ya dancing for the crowed.

    Daddy: Hold still I'm trying to change you

    Baby: hey I'm trying to get my daily exercise

    Daddy: ok I'm done

    Baby: haha pay back for interrupting me earlier

  • Daddy is such a good sport! What a lucky little girl!

  • 12 people got pooped on

  • LOL. Thank you so much for baking brownies for daddy!

  • SHE IS ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! OMG IN PUBLIC THEN PPL THINK ITS YOU!!!

    HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS ON THE MARKET AND IN THE SAME ISLE WAS AN OLD MAN,SHE FARTED SOO LOUD THAT HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE ...HOW U DARE!!!! OMG HHAHHHAHHAHHAHHA

  • she had a serious look on her face too!!!!!!

  • funny

  • lol it was bubbly

  • Oh my GOSH ! MY baby sister is named Alyssa.. and nice video by the way =)

  • this one is for you daddy 0:26

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  • whos more fun than a barrel full of monkeys?

  • keep pressing your number 5 on keyboard!

  • baby s like... "phew this guy starts to talk.... i can fart now. so tht no one listens..." dad stops talkin BRRRRROOOOIIIITTTT baby: hucks man y did this guy stop talkin nw?? :D :D

  • Ewww that sounded nasty! But that was funny!

  • xD I sicked in my dad's pocket before .. teehee

  • Awww what a nice dad and such a cute baby :)

  • 0:24 ses warning him with the poop face

  • I've seen cutier.

  • "Good morning little girl!" pfffft

  • lol it looks like she has circle lens on

  • SO CUUUUUUTE!!!

  • i like how she was <:D through the hole thing...then right before she pooped she was like o_o

  • she is so cute! :) i love her eyes!!

  • brownies for daddy!!! XD

  • @XtinaFerrari brownie points hahaha XD

  • lol to hell!!

  • Very BEAUTIFUL little girl!!! Congrats!!!

  • Wow.. her eyes are amazing.. 

  • The baby was like. WTF? You wierdo! Get that camera out of my face! If you don't i'm gonna leave a present for you!

  • She has the most beautiful eyes ithejohni!

  • i love when you say shes more fun than a barrle full of monkeys.

  • she's adorable

  • thats one funny baby!! so cutee. haters go to hellll

  • OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE EYES!!!!! hahahaha how cute is that hahaha

  • Beautiful baby girl! 

  • Crack BABY!!!!

  • so cute!!!:)  beautiful baby!

  • u have the most adorable baby in the world

    ur obviously such a great father

    U DESERVE HER!!!

    <3 <3 <3

    :))))

  • what the hell is wrong with some of yalls comments yall make me sick shes jus a lil girl dang

  • cute baby

  • haha she looked so proud of herself when she finished her poop lol she's super cute

  • aww shes sooo precious.... i have a 6 month year old baby brother and he does the same.... haha well sometimes anywho cute video!! (:

  • Awwww she is soo adorable! <3

  • 0:28-0:30 

  • omg she is too adorable <3

    and she has the cutest little face and beautiful eyes

    and the same character as my own :D everytime we change diaper he poops so we have to do it twice, everytime... :D

  • your more fun then a barrel full of poop...

  • this is so cute!! : )

    alyssa is such a pretty name

  • this is so cute!! : )

  • he`s proud that she has pooped on him

  • OMG how dare people leave nasty commets up on here...this child is adorable...anybody that make a negative commets should be reported to the official over here... and to the parents of this child bless u and her...thanks for sharing

  • She has the most amazing expression after she poops. What a cutie!

  • aww cute, big eyes

  • LAWL WHOS MORE FUN THAN A BARREL FULL OF MONKEYS?

  • Did she actual crap on you?

    Cute

  • @Sipos1993

    Just stfu...

  • @Sipos1993 u really need to go die in a hole

  • Lol, Cute baby, is this your's or another persons video?

  • good morning little girl poo

  • Alyssa is a beautiful girl... I wish that I one day will get a girl as beautiful as she is. :-)

  • awwww! she has the cutest dimples ever! very precious :)

  • Such a cute baby!! Those big eyes just melt you!!

  • thanks for leaving a present for daddy ^^

  • i love it when babies get bouncy liek that

  • good one alyssa sorry daddy

  • awww shes ADORABLE (:

  • to you people who are saying horrible things about this baby, you are full of hate. this is our future and this baby is completely innocent, cause they are babies! i'm sure y'all have done terrible things in your past and obvisouly present, but that doesnt give you the right to hate. that baby is a beautiful being. the children y'all spawn i hope will not turn out to be like you all.

  • @derekjf85 actually this baby is not completely innocent. The bible says we are all born sinners.

  • @freddythecanine Yeah sure......it does say that....i love how the bible is soooo misinterpreted! Baby's are born innocent! The bible say we are born sinners because we will inevibly sin....but at this moment of a persons life...you are pure.

  • Looks like goddamned ET !!

  • This reminds me of my youngest son who pooped STRAIGHT after his grandad said he was going to grow up supporting who i believe is the most hated football (soccer) team in the world. I'm sure that my son was giving us his first ever direct opinion HAHAHA!!!! Pity i couldn't record it & show it to you all but it was cos video cameras werernt allowed in hospital. He weighed only 4lb 12oz at birth yet when he lost a further 5oz the next day, he does a poop just as loud as your daughter HAHAHA! :D

  • @gaylestephen Just relax. The first bowel movements will be green at first.

  • @pyrohydro123 thats awful mean!!!! what if the dad sees ur comment! i dotn even know these ppl yet i defend them from ur rude language!!!

  • @pyrohydro123 Erm how do babies just look Islamic..just cos they have dark hair?thats like calling all babies with blonde hair blue eyes nordics or sumthin like that.

  • @pyrohydro123 UR AN ASS HOLE PICK ON SOMEONE UR OWN SIZE THAT BABY IS BETTER WHAT U R AND LIKE 1 YEARS OLD

  • @pyrohydro123 go die in a whole

  • @pyrohydro123 You should be shot.I bet you were a very ugly baby and now you're a very ugly person.

  • @pyrohydro123  YOU NEED TO STOP BEING RACIST!!!!! I KNOW THE BABY IS WAY PRETTIER THEN YOU ARE!

  • She's cute and sweet like apple pie :D

  • @freddythecanine stupid ass..this baby is wayy better looking then you'll ever be! get a life punk!

  • @freddythecanine maybe ur saying this LIE cuz ur alrdy 1

  • @freddythecanine ur the whore dont say one word agaist her :(

  • @freddythecanine ur an asshole. why would u say that. the baby is really cute. i cant even think what the dad would do to u if he got his hands on you. but do hope that he would put a bullet in ur head.

  • @freddythecanine thats fked up

  • Holy shit at 2 seconds when the babys face popped up i got the biggest fricken fright!!

    Shes soooooo adorable tho <33

  • nice baby

  • Very cute baby :D.

  • lol cute baby XD

  • Aww she is adorable! Her eyes are so big and pretty!

  • Don't listen to morons...she's adorable! :D

  • shes BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!

  • aww that a sweet baby

  • she's the cutest baby i have ever seen!

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  • @coyoteugly12331 GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS. I BET YOU ARE UGLY AS SHIT. HOW DARE YOU CALL MY DAUGHTER UGLY! ARE YOU ON CRACK, JUST STUPID< OR DID YOUR JUNKIE MOTHER DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD AS AN INFANT.

  • @ithejohni sry that was my friend. She uses my laptop all the time. I wouldnt say that about any baby i think their all cute. I dont believe in an ugly baby. I believe everyones pretty in their own way. Im very sorry for my friends words. They are negative words that i wont allow. Im gonna talk to her about it right now. Again i am very sorry. Shes in a bad place right now and i like just met her. we dont even go to the same school i go to a private catholic school she goes to a public school.

  • @coyoteugly12331 im srry bout the words i said to her idk

  • @ithejohni again very sorry and your daughter is beautiful 

  • @ithejohni U tellem Daddy >:[

  • @ithejohni awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwe

  • @ithejohni screw the other guy, your daughter is beautiful! She's so darn cute!

  • @ithejohni wat did coyoteugly12331 say???

    if he say sometiang ugly he A JACK *******

  • @ithejohni If you speak like that, you are unfit to be a parent.

  • @BackUpClover

    i absolutely agree

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  • @ithejohni I cant believe assholes like that, would say something sooo horrible. Ur daughter is really cute and i couldnt stop laughing. Hope ur prod. Which i know u r.