Can You Believe I Got Fired From The Suicide Hotline?

[thaimatt]

LOL XD the pervy laught at the end!

[SubZerocooled]

Anyone else think Chris looks like Subject 16?

[HyenaBellaDanceNSing]

f you titus, that was mean

[dlue2fu]

the ppl who disliked this are wussies who killed themselves later that day

[haogar5]

this guy reminds me jim carrey a little, just a little

[GOTHGAM08]

If I worked for the suicide hotline I'd probably act once or twice the same way he did. 

[andrewkessler4]

switch the W with a P and what do you get? XD

[TalkingToMyWebcam]

They wouldn't feel too bad, but 2 were wrong numbers.

[itslikeshit2]

-evil laugh on the end- he's probebly happy to be fired =O

[aaronzack14]

do you know how freaked out they get on the hot line when you fake a suicide with a firecracker!!! it really hillarious.

[simplywayne908]

@aaronzack14

That sounds so awesomely bad. Hopefully you call back and say something. Otherwise its not funny since they feel guilty.

[aaronzack14]

@simplywayne908 that was like a year ago i dont think they will remember.

[TheInfamousAdrian96]

@simplywayne908

i think not telling them would make it funnier

[Blackchain119]

@aaronzack14 ...

...

...

...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH?

[aaronzack14]

@Blackchain119 nothi....well alot, just dont tell anybody.

[LHCLEGION]

@TheEgg185 cry more wussy

[tonnieannelewis]

i love this so much

[thinkingjack]

exactly how i feel about suicide

[superman5509]

hilarious

[guineaman56]

This guy has lots of balls between being stabbed and beaten by his ex-girlfriend, a horribly mean drunk father, and a mother who committed suicide. And between going up here and being a hilarious comedian, he's awesome.

[uuyittn]

perfect cut off btw does anyone know where to get the love is evol show he made?

[HPJoker]

its HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[Xicuzab]

They need a phone app of "Stop being a wussy"

[sarakai]

no we haven't had any complaints.... exactly LMFAO!!!!!

[theorybag]

While Love is Evol wasn't his best, Titus has never done anything that isn't funny. The man's funeral will probably be hilarious.

[krazykelley092]

Have you heard his bit on his fathers funeral? Hilarious.

Incidentaly, my family business is a chain of funeral homes.

[NCPilot]

I actually thought Love is Evol was one of his best performance.

[arsenefan]

We are gathered here to mourn Christopher Titus, ex husband, father, comedian, and someone who needs to stop lounging around in that casket, get up and QUIT BEING A WUSSAAAY!

[9Godslayer]

@theorybag Do you know why he divorced his wife? That really annoyed me.

[theorybag]

@9Godslayer I read that she was insanely jealous and possessive. Which I don't really blame her for since they both have cheated on each other in the past by Chris' own words. I don't think his new woman is as pretty as Erin, but she may be a better match for him.

[9Godslayer]

@theorybag I just wish he had not talked about her for 10 minutes about how she was everything to him. That just made him seem like a hypocrite. I take love

really seriously.

[xAnimeNIACZx]

@theorybag

Psh.

Titus won't die.

[penguonisourus]

WOW! THIS IS FUNNY!

[kittyrose25]

he does!thats kinda cool

[killweaponx]

Chris Titus is one of the most talented individuals in the entertainment business. My girl and I were supposed to him at a small comedy club in 2006 and he sold the place out SIX MONTHS in advance..People will remember this man for a while..still waiting to get my 'TITUS' dvd collection signed.. one day!

[themanwhoknew]

His mother did commit suicide.

How he can recover from that and joke about it is so astonishing he deserve the utmost respect.

Also he divorced his wife on 6/6/06....coincidence?

[beatlespersun]

His ex was Satan in a womans body LOL

[dsanthony2]

so did like 200 other people in the world

[hamured]

i fell the same way at times

[Tarudizer]

Totally know what you mean, I noticed that the very first time I saw him. Still they are very different though, but they both rock.

[paclean]

I'm getting coffee at Starbuck in the tiny town I live in, (seriously population 1500) and Christopher Titus is sitting in one of the big green chairs talking on the phone. Who would have thought?

[ometta7]

Cool, did you get his autograph?

[paclean]

No, I didn't want to interrupt his phone call for an autograph. But I did stare in shock for a while. It turns out that he has a house up here, he is going to do some stand up for a humane society fund raiser in town.

[ometta7]

Awesome! I'm really jealous of you now!:D

[Darienlover999]

My town's pop is 300. lol.

I'm sure it was cool to see him.

[sorrowsinme]

u lucky son of a .... XD bastard XD

[SqueegeePie]

LOL, love his little cackle at the end XD

[sxystar41]

OMG! This is soo weird! I saw this guy and I met him personally last night! He's a really kewl guy! I went to his taping last night for Love is Evol!

[Persiana]

I used to watch Titus T_T now it's not on tv anymore

[FirstClassHeel]

But it is on DVD (all three seasons).

[memokrieger]

really funny

[eriklares]

somehow, humorous and inspirational at the same time.

[jmm1233]

he is right , good advice

[bibleblac]

like titus's dad teaching his son to drive(take the wheel or you'll kill your whole family)

[lucky9baller]

this is great i love this guy one of the funniest ppl ive ever heard

[Drthunder11]

titus we gotta let u go man...no we havnt had any complaints..exactly..XD funny

[mostgnarlydude]

quite being a wussy! that is a piece of advice to all u emo ppl...chris is funny as shit but he also has points that he makes with every piece he does...this guy is great!

[madastonniesuh]

"We didn't have any complaints, exactly". Ohoo that is because the people he talked to are dead, see they can't complain! That is funny. I am that Middle Eastern guy from Family Guy.

[666nonamesleft666]

ready,okay?yeah!

[haharumi]

I saw this guy on Comedy Central.

Love him :3!

[DKH15GSL]

Oh man! It took me like a minute to get the "No we havent had any complaints" I feel so stupid. LoL!

[AfRoS4ever]

And he is sexy for a 43 year old :)

[mainhoondon21]

He's 43!? Wow, he looks so much younger. I thought he was like 29 maybe 32. lol. He's funny as hell though.

[simsgirlgem]

Titus love the guy

[Jeffrey1234x]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterfrigginChief1]

quit bein a wussie!!!

[Leah138703]

the man is a genius. i wish his show never got cancelled

[MrRadaikon]

he had a show?

[verdaderoernesto]

yep a short-lived sitcom named titus, It was awesome, they were so bastards!, so funny, it was kind of similar to Malcom in the middle, or seinfeld, family guy, you know because of the simple and deep puns and references, it was so damn funny, too bad it's canceled, it was also similar to grounded for life because they used to show flashbacks, so that tehy could explain why titus or everybody else were so fucked up

[ivenstorm]

like titus's dad teaching his son to drive(take the wheel or you'll kill your whole family)

[cytorakdemon]

put the gun down.... take a deep breathe.... AND QUIT BEING A WUSSY!!!!!

[ixlikextoxdraw]

@cytorakdemon i actually said that to one of my friends...it was risky, but hell, it worked! XD

[stheisen667]

take a deep breath and.....QUIT BEING A WUSSY!

[ketmakura]

I love his laugh at the end...it sounds so evil.

[kipsmyhero]

take a deep breath and.. quit being a WUSSY!

[jay36719]

speak the truth titus

[Jeremandre]

THANK U.

[SilentWolf382]

gotta love Christopher Titus! i put more of hs jokes! check out more of his jokes if you love this one!

[xsouleaterx]

no, we haven't had any complaints exactly...

[BlindToLove]

from the very start to 00:28 I agree with him 100%. I have a friend who cannot stand any of her problems in life and I swear what he said is the perfect thing i need to say to her. Chris Titus kicks ass! *nodnod*

[Jeremandre]

can you put the whole thing on in diffrent segments.

[gamerctm]

Is there anyway you can get the 5th Annual End of the World Tour on youtube?

[ilovefunnyamv2nd]

no omplaints, exactly XD

[mark1328]

funny as hell

[UndeadAngel993]

Oh, my god, christopher titus is the best comedian ever! I watched this on comedy central like, 2 times in a row.

[wandongluv]

Makes a good cheerleader, haha<3<3

[powerrangerofdoom]

yay best comedian EVER

[flipperover]

finally, a video that isn't banned by VIACOM :-)

[BallzOfSteele]

QUIT BEING A WUSSY!!!