Professor Oak's lecture - Alakazam

[xxYTx]

just translating: asijfosahfosajfkgjvdkf jfiwsjaoifjaojo fjkoasjdfijiewojg......

stupid japanese people.

[CronoThrash]

The best moment of the movie

[epicrobloxdude1337]

damn this vid i dont speek japenise

[Doomsfall]

What I want to know is why a psychic based pokemon is named after a magic word.

[Xemnashumanform]

@Doomsfall I think the Psychic type can be afiliated with magic and Light. And Alakazam DID make Oak's clothes disappear. ...Magic!

[dragom2009]

man he really like soups

[xDrewjordaNx]

i think alakazam is so smart it is retarded, ya know??

[Maddiesapphire]

if it has an IQ of 5000, then why the hell can't it learn more than four moves?

[DragonSimon007]

i understood pikachu...

[AjLeapz]

i dont even want this translated

[2pacolyptic]

THAT BACKGROUND MUSIC

So much nostalgia

[AxelWedstar411]

Translation: "Don't fuck with Alakazam!" XD

[Mud69Pie]

Alakazam: GOT CEREAL ???

[snakeisninja]

A wild Professor Oak appeared!

Go Alakazam!

FIGHT RUN

PkMn ITEM

(selects fight)

Alakazam used "Nudity Beam"

...

It's super effective!

...

Wild Misty appeared!

[Hello2u2322]

0:21 he says "Psychic Kinky".

[CheetahChugXE]

finally i understand what i can do get my girlfriend removing her clothes by h00k or by cr00k

[chazmast]

lost on youtube again...

[donkeykong1816]

My 4 year old bro called him an eating Pokemon. I laughed so hard

[nintendolife25]

Now I know which pokemon to use when going against Cynthia. :)

[ELEMENTALW1]

"Woooooooooooooooo :o"

[VayuPurana]

nice body for an old dude :p

[Jinzokk]

LOLOLOL!

I haven't seen these before, but then again, I'm not in Japan...So I couldn't even understand what he was saying. But the part where Alakazam used his psychic power and showed Professor Oak in his underwhere was hilarious.

[dumple3000]

Is Alakazams moustache longer or shorter if its a girl?

[Naruava]

@dumple3000

In the games they made it shorter. Dunno how it is in the anime tought.

[yusmin123]

HUD ninja = alakazam

[F0ck93]

Why has this pokemon not yet take over the Pokemon world?

[Tarikace15]

@F0ck93 He doesn't have that much power to do it,if Mewtwo couldn't do it he can't either.

[F0ck93]

@Tarikace15 but Mewtwo was alone :)

[Tarikace15]

@F0ck93 Yeah true but still even if Alakazam has 5000 IQ he might be still too stupid to do that :)

[Pyrorocket10]

@Tarikace15 he is not stupid. If he found a way to get 5 moves, he would have done so.

[Carlos328]

@F0ck93 he hasent found a good reson too magicly remove peoples clothes

[SpeedDemon3870]

dude part of this was was actually used in the first movie i remember seeing this in theaters. i had no idea that it was actually takin from these mini skits. man, why didn't they translate these Prof. Oak lectures here in america?? oh wait, that's right...4kids suck ass

[NPDFremdsprachen]

POKEMONNN!!!

[Viftech123]

only word i understanded was spoon

[InfernoLibra237]

If he knows all this why even give children a pokedex

[Derinfrekans]

LOL why the prof. Oak gets owned by a pokemon everytime :D D:

[HiraEpicFail]

Where do u find Japanese Dub?

[Scaly420]

@HiraEpicFail

From the source of Pokemon. Japan, DUH!

[DarkkrowRogue]

I understand only pokemon word here xD

[ichigo]

@DarkkrowRogue You don't understand Pikachu >=( ?

[DarkkrowRogue]

@ichigo I cant D:> I just simply cant!

[125sonicboom]

Sai, tako tego no Pokemoaa? Ee, Pikachu! Number zero ru go tua keva? Sooo, cool ninja!

[tcbvdl]

at 0.07 is he really saying Pi Pikachuuu? xD

[HitomiNoRyu]

If Alakazam has an IQ of 5,000...how come it lets itself be a slave to humans?

[tarikay93]

@HitomiNoRyu Nice question. But there's no answer to it xD

[chainz983]

@HitomiNoRyu ita biding its time to take over with kadabra and abra... dont worry man dont worry :D

[HitomiNoRyu]

@chainz983 That shoul be the next plot for a pokemon game. A group of superior-minded Pokemon rallying together to take over the world~!

That or Giovanni comes back with an army of cloned pokemon...

[M00nDanCR]

@HitomiNoRyu Do you really think that he's the slave? Cute naivity :D (Or the proof that he's superior :D)

[23Tuv]

@HitomiNoRyu And how come it can only learn 4 moves? :P

[ZeroXadvenTz]

@HitomiNoRyu Ever watched pokemon? at all? the message of that show is way different than slanvement of creatures that can destroy planets.

[HitomiNoRyu]

Ummm...Okay can people stop taking my comment personally??? It's not like I'm dissing your mom!! I just asked a question for goodness sake!!

[ZeroXadvenTz]

@HitomiNoRyu Not my mom, but you really insulted many childhoods there, in the case you didn't notice, forget about it anyway, I didn't expect you to understand.

[HitomiNoRyu]

@ZeroXadvenTz Okay I really hope you're a troll right now because if this is serious...you're insane!

[ZeroXadvenTz]

@HitomiNoRyu No, I'm not a troll, just forget the whole thing please

[rocknrollporn]

@ZeroXadvenTz hahahahahahaha dude you cant be real. no one takes pokemon that seriously. seek help

[ZeroXadvenTz]

@rocknrollporn Seek help? Wich of us should? In any way, I take pokemon way more seriously than this joke of a world we live in, just, do what I asked in my last comment, I don't want to remember him, or you for that matter.

[rocknrollporn]

@HitomiNoRyu Because its a heroine addict.

[MultiFortunatus]

@HitomiNoRyu It only has a IQ of 5000 because when someone does a IQ test on it Alakazam reads their minds and copies the answers.

Other Pokemon who can do the same with lower scores are just more honest.

[HitomiNoRyu]

@HitomiNoRyu Okay I can people LEAVE ME ALONE about this comment! If you have a reply for it, don't address to me. Just talk amongst yourselves!!

[collin2187]

@HitomiNoRyu i suppose it would be because it sees battles as a test of strength, whether mental or physical, and respects the trainer who, trained, it to excell at that. it may also be that if you trained your abra up and traded it then traded it back to evolve kadabra, would carry a special, maybe even telepathic, bond with the trainer in question,

[HitomiNoRyu]

@collin2187 This is addressing to EVERYONE and not just you. Can you people please stop replying to my comment?! Yes, I made a valid question and everyone wants to answer it but LEAVE ME ALONE!!

If you want to discuss it more, do it amongst yourselves!!

[CurseCreep]

@HitomiNoRyu IQ means how well your brain functions, it doesn't define how smart you are, and even contrast that, Alakazam is one of the few pokemons who can think on level with humans anyway

[NibblesAndCasino]

@CurseCreep

Actually, having an IQ of 5,000 just overloads your brain and sends you crazy.

[CurseCreep]

@NibblesAndCasino For a human, yes, but for a pokemon?

[NibblesAndCasino]

@CurseCreep

Hmm...touché.

[Ledgendveemon]

@HitomiNoRyu Welcome to Team Plasma. You'll get your goofy uniform in the mail in 2-3 business days.

[TheSpriteStory]

Please take note that this is NOT a scyther.

[jaredjared1234512345]

oak: alakazam is a very beautiful pokemon as displayed with this specimin

Alakazm :bitch did i tell u to touch me! now strip and show daddy what he wants

[atie4winx]

1 of my fav pokemon! ^O^

[RavenKitsune0]

and this is why I have an Alakazam of my team...

[antonblaziken50]

I think even Alakazam wasn't understanding what Prof. Oak said

[IPwnNoobs2010]

Pantsed: Alakazam Style

[CinnabonChan]

Hmmm, Professor Oak still looks pretty buff for his age.

No wonder Agatha is still bitter about their break up.

[NaJaTheHedgehog]

I love Alakazam becoz of spoons <3

What?If there are haters of this video I will kick him by spoons XDDD

[PsychoticSorcerer666]

I worked so hard to raise my Kadabra to level up to be an Alakazam, only to find out he only evolves when you trade him.

Oh well! Maybe my cuz will help me on that one. I gave him my old Pokémon Red game. And I have blue so maybe if I trade it back and forth.....

...And I ought to do the same with Haunter and Slowpoke. They have the same deal.

[M3rtyville]

I always wondered why we don't eat soup with 2 spoons instead of 1 if I see Alakazam. I have yet to try it out.

[Tales0fSymphonia]

also, alakazam is really good at eating soup!

with it's two spoons, it can eat soup twice as fast as it's pre evolution kadabra can.

[PrincessSkitty1]

Hahahahahahaha poor professor Oak XD

[MrWestinFlower]

like this if alakazam always ended up in your party :D

[Pikafan2132]

With Alakazam and his spoons would be worth eating.

[Wetily]

i dont speak japanese...

[rtuckerivey]

Senryu:

みてみたい フォークをつかう フーディンを

I want to see, a Foodin using a fork.

[Hazzzlar]

Thumbs up if you remember when Alakazam had the highest special attack of any pokemon :D

[NibblesAndCasino]

So alakazam has the power to magically remove people's clothes?

BEST. POKEMON. EVER.

[darkmage123345]

@NibblesAndCasino

or b/c he's physic make you think and everyone around you you are withoout cloths

[Scaly420]

@NibblesAndCasino

Alakazam, that lady with blonde hair and the green skirt!

*!poof!*

[Brendan95732]

@NibblesAndCasino Note to Self: "Get Alakazam and go to certain places for enjoyment..."

[Lifty4ever]

@NibblesAndCasino basically means if it were a human. it wants 2 c pussy. it gets to c it

[TheDarkmegaomega]

@NibblesAndCasino provided there's plenty of hot chicks around

[Temporalsworn]

@NibblesAndCasino well mewtwo is the geatest..end of story

[NibblesAndCasino]

@Temporalsworn

MEWTWO DOES NOT TAKE PEOPLE'S UNDERGARMENTS OFF WITH TELIKENESIS

[Temporalsworn]

@NibblesAndCasino one problem...alakazam removed his mother fucking clothes..not his undergarments.....and mewtwo could do that if he wanted to...end of story

so dont try to mooche off of HitomiNoRyu's joke

[NibblesAndCasino]

@Temporalsworn

Sorry, said undergarments, meant to say clothes. Who's HitomiNoRyu?

[Temporalsworn]

@NibblesAndCasino the guy on this vid that has the top comment

[NibblesAndCasino]

@Temporalsworn

It's weird, because i used to have the top comment on this video. How'd it get taken off anyway?

[Temporalsworn]

@NibblesAndCasino well because people heard what i said, realized how right i was and randomly clicked on TheaSpriteStory until his stupid comment got top

[JamieandSteph1]

keep pressing 7 and 8 he he he

[Kisseyhersh123]

why does Alakazam hold spoons??????

[RoboShinKen]

@Kisseyhersh123 to save the walk to the kitchen where he makes people cook.

[Kisseyhersh123]

@RoboShinKen i think they're to eat his slaves if they bring him a Steak

[JacquelineGold]

@Kisseyhersh123 spoon bending

[MrLawrenceV]

@Kisseyhersh123 there is no spoon.

[Gamescook]

That was hot.

[CHARLIEISACAT2]

I remember in the first movie the same thing happened XD

[M1stersupersonic8]

Alakazam doesn't like Oak.

[MidgetDiesel]

Alakazam is not amused.

[wolfpride228]

alakazam.....I LOVE YOU!!! xD

[Donifelino]

prof.oak,please stop saying that stupid rat's name

[JM1980s]

@sonicbro789 But yet it can make other pokemon talk, look at meowth with Team Rocket, he gained the ability to talk like humans because he helped an Alakazam.

[Dominator007D]

Oak, I find your lack of pants disturbing..

[Pokemongod777]

Alakazam has an iq of over 5000, solving a 5x5x5 rubix cube in 78 seconds, beating a high tech robot in chess in 14 turns, attempts to learn a 5th battle move no results

[Zeferak]

AH! THAT'S MY QUE TO SAY, LET'S GET ON WITH THE SHOW!

[Takeshi357]

ALAKAZAM

UNDRESSES YOU WITH HIS EYES

[Takeshi357]

@sonicbro789 And learn only four moves.

[ZXandreous]

@sonicbro789 No an IQ of 5000

[dalektaliban]

has IQ of 5000 can only remeber 4 moves

[WsupRs]

@dalektaliban LOL!!!!!

[530WARRIOR]

@dalektaliban Lol!

[omegasXLR]

alakazam: its rape time <.< 0:46

[WonkyTonkBotty]

Smarter than a super computer, but still has an awesome sense of humour.

[Slasher9485]

You know, for a professor in pokemon, not a lot of pokemon like him.

[diegoman91]

alakazam <3

[julian9694]

i love alakasam is my pokemon favorite

[King0Drac]

Professor...Why dont you have any pants?

[danno700]

I am absolutely in love with Kadabra and Alakazam. Abra.... meh.

[Catgirl10004]

is there an english translation of this anywhere?

[Megahalo2525]

he can eat cereal OVER 9000

[GloriaYW9092]

Alakazam would be good for a cereal eating contest !!!!

[burnerthehedgehog]

@GloriaYW9092 two scoops of raisins a day, amirite?

[Strike1s]

LOLz it have a high IQ but it can only learn 4 moves...

[LolitaSupreme]

@Strike1s

Hahahaha

[chipsamy]

Why he says Pikachu? LOL

[DarkTemplarlord]

How powerfull is Alakazam psychic attack?

[TheKabutto]

АЛАКАЗАМ ХУЙЛО!



[Kyogremon]

Is true Alakazam have 5000 IQ?

[samusmex]

@Kyogremon well, he can launch thunders from those spoons, so hes iq is surely OVER 9000!!!!!

[MagusJoseph]

Whoa! Talk about being caught with your pants down.... XD

[DarkTemplarlord]

I think Alakazam is only pokemon whits size varies: One Alakazam was small when one Alakazan fight with Umbreon and in firts pokemon movie, Alakazam was about tree meter long.

[pokemonrulez121]

how smart is alakazam professor?

[EclipseTheDarkOne]

That Alakazam could come handy when talking with the ladies. -wink- -wink-

[PsychoticSorcerer666]

@EclipseTheDarkOne I'm still waiting for my L: 65 Kadabra to evolve into Alakazam.

Be a while before I can get to trade it.

[tehmajorleeepic]

@PsychoticSorcerer666 Trading is te only way to evolve it D:

[ichigo]

@PsychoticSorcerer666 I'm still waiting for my Abra to evolve into a boy with extrasensory powers.

[albertosiver]

LOL Owned by Alakazam

[WVS818LS]

who does alakazam remind me of..?....uhhhh hmmm...oh yea ..uhh BAPHOMET!!!!!!

[Bowsersgirl1]

:45 Alakazam: Don't fuckin' touch me!

[DarkLugiaMasterGir]

They used this in the first Movie!

[rammgirl30]

@DarkLugiaMasterGir Yes they did! For the preview! Totally hilarious, and great transition from this to the English trailer.