Janeane Garafalo - shaved genitals (2010)

[donzaloog1400]

Liking a woman to keep her poon shaved is not a sign of pedophillia Janeane. It's about the fact that we don't want to be sucking on your pubes when we go down there.It's better for everybody, I don't have to choke on pubes and you get your pussy eaten. You want me to shave my balls? No Problem, I had to do it for a hernia surgery I had a while back and I'm liking it now.

I would totally go down on Janeane, but compromises have to made for the situation to be enjoyable for all involved.

[h0b0ch1c]

Sorry, Garofalo, If shaved areas make YOU think of perverted STUFF - chances are you are the weirdo. I'm not all for 100% shaven, but If I meet a hot woman with shaved poon, I'll be fine with it. It's an adult for f-s. If shaved vajaydoo's were of satisfaction to a weirdo they'd be less weirdos walking the streets - which they're not.

[slplp3]

I agree with her, and I've made the same argument to my friends, but somehow I'm the weird one. I just happen to be attracted to women, and women have hair down there.

[yanniskusogaki]

@slplp3 Women have hair on their legs,armpits,faces etc too.Big time hair that they groom...a lot....You ever seen an "all natural"?I fold if you'd be cool with them not doing that too,but I seriously doubt it.And fuck the looks of it,how about functionality?How about when you go down on them and you gotta get all that out of the way.No matter how thorough you are...you're still coughing up hairballs and flossing with one of her pubes after the deed is done.

[exvoxmachina]

@yanniskusogaki Sooooo you're shaving your balls?... just saying.

[yanniskusogaki]

@exvoxmachina I am indeed.I like them being sucked and she's happy to indulge me most of the times so it's the least I can do.And It's not like I waste time and effort on it.Technology is a wonderful thing.With my cheap-ass clipper and a 2$ attachment it takes 5-8 min every other week...just stop saying.

[Golgafrinchan1]

@yanniskusogaki well it's not like it's growing hair on the penis itself it's kin of the same with women, it may be a hairball problem if it some kind of rape but I don't think one should focus so much on the pubes in that scenario

[yanniskusogaki]

@Golgafrinchan1 Not really,the labia majora are naturally covered with pubes.It's not exactly easy to avoid that hair from getting in your way.It needlessly makes the whole act more difficult.But if functionality isn't the thing to convince women,then you need only remind them that it looks disgusting...the self consciousness will take care of the rest...or eternally leave you a masturbator...which is not as bad as it sounds actually.

[Golgafrinchan1]

@yanniskusogaki Or just buy some prostitutes, then the guy gets his hairless pussy and the woman gets a man that doesn't complain.

[yanniskusogaki]

@Golgafrinchan1 We do...a lot!but mostly for their awesome skills and not the shaved muff which is thankfully found in everyday chicks more than often nowadays.

That woman who likes to keep a swamp forest in her pants and expects men to like it can go find that special kind of guy eager to choke on some pubes...I'm sure he'll be a man of great taste in other fields too...

[Golgafrinchan1]

@yanniskusogaki Of course I see your concern but I just don't get it if someone is willing to go down on a person why does the hair matter, I wouldn't go down on anyone but that's because it's humiliating and degrading but if you already are there why do you even bother to complain.

[yanniskusogaki]

@Golgafrinchan1 ...humiliating and degrading...let me guess...You don't enjoy much in life do you?

Do I have to say it again?It's a major turn-off visually-wise and then functionally it hinders the good humiliating and degrading stuff most of us love.

[UdallIn72]

I had to pressure my last girlfriend into letting it grow out.

I'm into hair.

You can file that under "too much information about a stranger." You're welcome, Youtube.

[Progenitura]

She's still looking good :D. But overall our society is going towards a more metro-sexual concept, and she's telling the truth here ( the pedophile reference is just humor, don't take it so personal :)) ). We are not the men our grandfathers used to be.

[submersibledave]

I wonder if she even HAS a vagina? She must be one of those... unitard things.

[allenanb]

@submersibledave So im guessing the best way to get under your skin is to immasculate you, since you hold such high value on gender roles. Because you arent really a woman if you don't shave your downstair like a little girl. and I think the word you were unsuccessfully searching for is asexual or unisex (which i dont think can be applied to people)

[ladyyaga1]

@allenanb There are asexual people. They exist. I once had one as a roommate.

[MrWrof]

She got a big laugh was when she said "vagina"...

[zazzeyzaz]

you dont have sex with a toenail -_-

[bearcat648]

Yeah, I do prefer women who have some pubic hair. But a shaved pussy is nothing compared with my dislike for tattoos on women. Like those filthy tattoos on you, Janeane.

[LittleOrphanBoy1]

here's my counter, I've never asked a woman to put her mouth on my toes!

[founoe]

Bald vagina is for pedophiles.

[bman342a]

@founoe Thank you. Give me a healthy, mature, y'know, place.

[Hategrin]

She's right, I know how to cut my nails w/o my teeth or nail clippers, using nothing but my hands.

[evanakm]

I clip my toenails, I trim my body hair, and I put a lot of effort into my personal hygiene. Shaving a vagina is a reasonable request, especially if she expects cunnilingus.

[noahnz]

What about pre-adolescent-looking legs? Armpits?

[ccc0mb0IIIIIIbReakeR]

@noahnz exactly 

[AgentCarter]

y this no funny

[DREwestcoast]

@AgentCarter gross would be the word.. lol

[NATIONALCOMMUNISM666]

she right acept it need to be male need to take care of them selve an women who expect cungalingus form male or any one else need to atleast twim there fucking pubic hair or atleast that how I Look at it.

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

@NATIONALCOMMUNISM666 Your language skills showed me that communism is not the way.

[NATIONALCOMMUNISM666]

@Makingnewnamesisdumb

I have writing problem an did not come up with communism any way....

what doe's it matter if I have bad grahmer skill?

you logic is insane.

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

@NATIONALCOMMUNISM666 Well, it doesn't speak well for communist schooling practices at the very least, not to mention that it doesn't look good when a proponent of such things can't express ideas clearly. It just makes bad ideas look worse.

[skinwalkerxxx]

hey It should be a meet me halfway kind of thing. a big bush is disgusting but a completly shaved pussy is lstupid. just properly shave the fucking thing.

[ithacasteveo]

We just found out that someone, has a big hairy bush!

[submersibledave]

@ithacasteveo Yes... a big, hairy, not-so-funny bush.

[jazzlicka]

@ithacasteveo my god i hope so.. shes so lovely on the eye

[tattoodfreeek]

Waiting for the punchline, then you find out it's cancelled like the number 38 bus

[drvenkman1981]

one last comment... someone mentioned on here that the "majority" of female standup is "sexually aggressive..." and that's one reason this person doesn't like most female standup? What about male comedians like Howard Stern, Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy? They've made "sexually aggressive" comments/jokes as well over the years so I assume schmendriks doesn't like them either? Personally I like various types of comedy... dark, dry, witty, or low brow. As long as it makes me laugh.

[moonbeamflowerpuff]

@drvenkman1981 I think it comes down to why some guys insist on the whole "chicks aren't funny thing" in general. Wit, by its nature, is aggressive. And aggressive women who speak their mind are bitches and definitely not funny ever!!!! Such a cliche, but true.

[dubified89]

@moonbeamflowerpuff I don't really get that. I think there have been a lot of women who were funny, especially on SNL during the 90's. But what's not that funny is feminism because to me it's a tired, one-sided ideology. I like female comedians who don't fit into a mold like that and are willing to make fun of everyone and all aspects of society.

[drvenkman1981]

Wow, I agree with her. For me though... I've always felt it physically uncomfortable to shave that area. Waxing would obviously hurt but I'd probably rather do that than shave because I've always hated having little hairs stick out of my skin. I don't like the look or feel of it, and hate the feel of it on someone else. It doesn't feel natural to me.

[NATIONALCOMMUNISM666]

AH SO SHE IS a COMEDIAN.

[TrolliusTrollington]

Oh yeah because guys don't do the same thing for their partners upon request. Lets slag off ALL guys and unhygienic as well because ALL woman are the pinnacle of pristine perfection. I also totally agree that liking something such as shaved genitals equates me to a paedophile. Drawing connections like those takes quite the intellect, they could really use you over at FOX.

[wendighoul]

Yeah, coz it's all the big nasty MAN's fault, give me a fucking break



[gopconservative78]

she doesn't bathe, she is a stinky hippie

[Coolins335]

For your information, I like my woman to shave her vag so I can perform oral sex without getting hair in my mouth.

[BlindBlannche]

fuck I LOVE HER! so smart.

[isbourne]

What's nice about short curly hair? A vagina is nice-looking. She needs to do some growing up.

[yellowcougar18]

God, that was bad.

[2jeremyable]

hairy pussy

[marky2112]

I'm sure she's ok with every kind of kinky gay sex imaginable. But a heterosexual man that likes shaved pussy is a pervert.

[ptrwhtl]

coming from an a-sexual, it don't mean sheeeeeit.

[AICJDR]

What a cunt!

[oioioijellyroll]

yeah she a comedian, why do people hang on every fucking word someone has just because they have a microphone.

[TheSnoopy1750]

@oioioijellyroll Yeah, that's what I'm always wondering about Rush Limbaugh - a fat, thrice divorced, drug-addicted college dropout - yet undereducated white people listen to him and think he's insightful.

[oioioijellyroll]

@TheSnoopy1750 totally agree with you on that one.

[VysetheTard]

This has to be the most half-assed routine of 2010. Like, it's even flatter and lazier than Seinfeld.

[funkbrother216]

Yeah, i'm certainly o fan of bald vaginas. Public announcement..........trim it but don't shave it!

[ciaobellakate]

I'm all up for grooming, but don't make the thing so bald that it looks like Bruce Willis' head. If women are held to a certain standard, I believe men should be too.

[smithhedgehog]

silly overreaction - or just baiting for comic effect? either way, still not funny.

[geegeezlouis86]

My (adult male) friend prefers shaved because he dislikes the feeling of hair against his face while he's going down on a girl. He says it tickles and distracts from his mission... haha.

[areyouangryyoubaby]

She RUINED HERSELF!!!..

Looks like left overs from a biker orgy.

[bluemystic7502]

She's got a bush.

[cupcakechagrin]

nasty tats



[northwestblazinfire]

I have to say, although i dont discriminate anything about vaingas except age, i will say that women and men who are grossed out by body hair have been successfully dehumanized by this shallow society.

I mean its just weird to say that hair on the vagina is weird.

And its gross to say its gross.

[snipelfritz]

@northwestblazinfire or it's a personal preference.

Guys shave their pubes(LOOK I CAN GENERALIZE TOO).

But seriously, if you want to call shaving that flat, smooth surface(albeit the canyon inbetween), an "indignant ritual" you've clearly never had attempted(nor had the opportunity) to shave your own scrotum.

Seriously, think about that. THINK ABOUT THAT!

[northwestblazinfire]

@snipelfritz lol i hear what your sayin bud

[bla34112]

uhmm... so you're deciding what vaginas i should, and shouldn't like?

And if i dislike what you say i should like you're gonna go ahead and imply pedophilia?

[NotIkeman]

A lot of people will say "i don't get why you all come on a video of someone you hate just to leave negative comments just don't watch it then". I honestly just clicked this to give Janeane yet another chance and see if she's funny yet.

She's still not funny.

[schmendriks]

NICE SHAVEN ARMPITS THERE you DUUMB fucking cunt

women standup SUCKS, it ALWAYS SUCKED and it WILL always SUCK.

the majority of female standup is all about being either disgusting, sexually aggressive or straight out rotten, because thats the EASIEST CHEAPEST way to be somewhat *funny*and they even fail at that most of the time

[guldahlrahmi]

Whatever floats your boat Janeane, I guess you like pussy hairs between your teeth :p

[hamnose]

@guldahlrahmi So I guess you would like to fuck children? They don't have pubic hair :p

...Men who can't properly appreciate pussy hair are probably latent, active or vicarious pedophiles.

[guldahlrahmi]

@hamnose I think this is the same as saying that you are race car driver just because you like to drive fast or something similar. I hope you can appreciate the parallel here. In evolutionary theory you will see that homosapiens is loosing their hair as it's become unneeded, so you are slowly evolving into a pedophile, if a pedophile is one that has no public hair according to your own definition here. Can we then agree that there are more significant characteristics to pedophiles?

[hamnose]

@guldahlrahmi Sorry. Yeah that's raw evil logic. Of course it doesn't make one a pedophile. Kind of funny comment I made though. I'm obnoxious but I do have a point. Which is: Love the pubes. The squeamishness many men have toward them is whacked. If we are evolving to hairlessness it isn't going to happen in the next 100,000 years so meanwhile the aversion seems unnatural and due to social conditioning. But come to think of it, the shaved ones are nice too. Again I'm sorry. What a dick I am.

[guldahlrahmi]

@hamnose Sure, I think it's a valid debate though ;) but yeah, it's not cool being called shit like that, there are two things that don't fly by me and thats pedophiles and the Anders Behring Breivik's of society.

[hamnose]

@guldahlrahmi A debate on any aspect of pubic hair is more than valid. I actually wrote a paper on humans' evolutionary loss of body hair in college. Hairless is the future. That puts the Sami up there. Hairy fucks like Breivik are low on the scale. (facetiousness warning: I know, evolution is adaptation not improvement.) I'm somewhere near the median. Thank god I don't have hair on my back but I'm not evolved to smooth soft downiness. And I'm among those primates still turned on by pubes.

[guldahlrahmi]

@hamnose I think it's cool that you take the Sami into account :) Just by the mere fact that I live in Norway and thought it was just about time to learn more about them, so I read several articles covering not their pubes :p but their version of economics, culture, views and way of living also the way us norwegians mistreated them, probably not entirely like the indians where treated but not far away, the essence is the same. I must say I'd prefer their way of living any day, if I was up to it.

[stalbansrecords]

fucking tattooed freakoid, she belongs in a sideshow!

[LadySmokington]

She never once said anything about being a pedophile. It's just her opinion so relax everyone.

[deadzior]

implies shaved=pre-adolescent looking.

bad

[squamish4244]

This is ridiculous.

[BrotherOrchid]

Janene used to shave her genitals but not anymore, she got tired of razor burn on her dick.

[ShaithMaster]

rat in a rainstorm

[duran3d]

I've heard some women actually like men with their beard shaved. Not all of them of course, just very little group of perverts.

[silviasr20det]

So not wanting hair in your teeth and throat makes someone a pedophile? No, I think actually fucking children is what makes someone a pedophile. Swing and a miss Janeane.

[rooleybbq]

This is stupid. Has she ever been funny or insightful? 

[JeffreyGodwin]

I hope she was just trying to be funny. To shave or not to shave is a personal choice that says more about one's feeling about body hair and less about one's feeling about puberty. Personally, I love female body hair. It caries the female musk that drives me crazy. But the decision to shave one's pubes (genitals, underarms, etc.) is the perogative of the owner of the pubes, and should not be equated with pandering to perverted sexual predation. IMHO

[dubified89]

I agree with her, pubic hair on women is beautiful. Like seeing Playboy and shit for the first time as a kid that was the most exciting part.

[dubified89]

Not feeling the trend of women excessively tattooing themselves either though.

[dingles4breakfast]

@dubified89

pz

[hagenar]

I agree with Janeane on most things, but here she seems to be sporting pre adolescent armpits. How is that not hypocritical?

[ignignokt1984]

Women shave all the areas that start growing hair after they grow up (legs, underarms, some unlucky ones their face), thus keeping all those areas unchanged. But when it comes to their vagina being included, suddenly people are pedophiles.

Then those women like men to shave their chest. Is it to give us that boyish look? You SICK PEDOS! Oh wait, maybe its because you don't like a bunch of hair all over the place either. You can bet women would not give us BJs if hair grew thick up the shaft.

[Fyall94]

Oh boo hoo, you're against shaved pussy's. Maybe I don't like pubes getting in my mouth. No wonder Ben Stiller replaced you with Owen Wilson

[TheRoguesCorner]

I manscape. Looks better. Feels better. Good times.

[mcnesta80]

Never come up with a pube on your lip? When i see a bald vagina on a womanly body, I'm thinking Ferrari, not Tricycle. The appeal is aerodynamic cuntlicking, not some sick kid-touching fetish. Actually landing strip is my preferred manicure, or for the purposes of my analogy; racing stripe. Btw, I like hairy vaginas too, I'm just not going to bs and say I prefer them cos it makes me sound like a good person.

[ClumsyRoot]

It's hard to believe that she was funny as recently as 1994...

[dubified89]

@ClumsyRoot I know, what the fuck happened to her? I hate this era of stuff

[ClumsyRoot]

@dubified89

As far as I can tell, her skeptical/sarcastic take on life devolved into a bitter cynicism.

[LtsSng1]

The more hair the better. To your point I ain't shaving my balls.  It ain't 'p---- unless it has hair on it. I think it's charming and was the first dental floss.

[victordemise]

Youth is beauty- just because some men like a shaved vagina doesn't mean they're pedophilic perverts- just regular perverts. A little grooming is nice. Given a choice, I don't want to go down on something that looks like a flesh-wound on a BEAR!!

[asticklus]

women shaving their vaginas and men shaving their faces are not even close to equivalent. I don't know why you guys keep equating the two. Men shaving their faces is similar to women shaving their legs. Women shaving their vaginas is similar to men shaving their balls. If you're not willing to do it, don't expect a girl to.

[dubified89]

@asticklus Probably more than a few guys are shaving their balls these days.

[pplus0440]

gays should get married! BUT PEDOS ARE SICK!!!

[mrgimp420]

Ok I am a fan of Janeane Garafalo but I hate this line of 'feminist' kind of thinking that men are all perverts and child molesters. I dont like hairy cooch because its like a human swamp and if you dont want to shave fine, but I aint ever going down on you. It has NOTHING to do with me fantasizing about being with an 8 year old girl. Someone else mentioned men shaving their face. This is just what our society considers well groomed males and females. Stop trying to put all men on a 'list'.

[petsounds75]

She may have a point. Anybody I've known who insists on a woman shaving her area, like it's a requirement, always turn out to be rather questionable individuals in general about other things.

But most guys...hell, we don't care. A jungle or otherwise - it's not going to slow us down one damn bit.

[reptomicus]

Normally I'd agreed with her, but then if a woman expects some mouth to south from me, I don't wanna place my mouth on something between her legs that looks like Brian Blessed's face about to shout "DIVE!" back at me.

[iFartedForLongTime]

well that was shit if i must say

[kingtoadius]

this is funny?

[DarwinDiabl0]

commentor 4: she was funnier (and hotter) when she was chubby.

[SSedmak]

And I suppose women who like men with shaved faces are also perverts?

[aaronbfischer]

@SSedmak Difference. A beard's sole purpose is to keep a face warm. Fur around a snatch is composed of major proteins to act as a filter to the vagina so it doesn't get infected with sweaty nastiness or threatening microbes that will make it smell like a dumpster behind a Burger King.

And if shaved vagina is so much "cleaner", then how come they always smell like fruit sprays or some kind of powder? If a woman's dummy-ing up her stuff, then she's clearly hiding something that's no good.

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@SSedmak Lol, only the ones that want to fuck your face.

[BelfastAtheist]

@SSedmak

Ridiculous comparison... too absurd to even take seriously for a moment. Especially when we're talking about fucking COMEDY!

[pinonoir302]

I never asked my girlfriend to shave her area!, she does so because it feels cleaner and sexy ... and loves to be eat for 30 minutes, instead of only 5 minutes ... . And I'm very well in my area also, our relations are much more erotic, too. sorry miss, but to shave and wear j-string, are not activities for children and has nothing to do with pedophilia, these are adult games and adolescents sexually responsible.

[fileboy2002]

Am the last guy in America who sort of agrees with this?

[GentryJ20]

@fileboy2002 Nope. I LOVE a hirsute woman.

[aaronbfischer]

If a woman won't suck your dick simply because you got hair on your balls...then get a different woman. Because if she's making demands now...you haven't seen anything yet.

[mgblue]

@aaronbfischer i'll suck your dick and your hairy balls too

[DarwinDiabl0]

@mgblue hey, ...i'm hairy.

[aaronbfischer]

@mgblue No thanks.  I'm heterosexual.

[TheProgressistViewer]

I don'y like hairy vaginas... I'm not a pedophile.. what is up with that girl...

[BelfastAtheist]

@TheProgressistViewer

Now... this is *only* a theory, and it's in the early stages still - so bear with me. I think, I *think*... it may have been an example of the concept known as Joke-telling?

It's a pretty new concept, you mightn't have heard of it.

[TheProgressistViewer]

@BelfastAtheist Its only funny if theres a ring of truth to it, wich is not the case here.

[BelfastAtheist]

@TheProgressistViewer

She's talking about completely shaved vaginas... not trimmed ones. Hence the term ''Pre-pubescent'' - do you like bald vaginas? If not, there's a ring of truth to it.

[TheProgressistViewer]

@BelfastAtheist Everybody likes them, that's my point

[BelfastAtheist]

@TheProgressistViewer

She said ''Hairless'' you deaf twit.

[northwestblazinfire]

@TheProgressistViewer lol no you are not a pedophile.....you are gay!!

"i don't like hairy vaginas"

WTF???



[TheProgressistViewer]

@northwestblazinfire ??? What are you talking about

[alteregoash]

Summary of every Janeane video comment section:

Commenter 1: She's not funny.

Commenter 2: You just don't get it.

Commenter 3: I'd do her... but I mean that in a respectful feminist way or something.

[KarlXHungus]

its been my experience that shaving your crotch and balls increases the chances of a chick sucking your cock and balls. i prefer a shaved or a very neatly trimmed pussy, i don't like to get hair in my mouth while eating pussy, and sex just seems to feel better without all that hair in the way.

[5hinkuro]

i'll eat her bush with my morning coffee

[NoBodysGamer]

shes not funny..

[strongman17]

She should be burned at the fucking stake.

[philbio66]

I bet she has a big bush!

[Gravyballs2011]

A shaved limp dick looks disturbingly like a chicken.

[wulfsragar]

@Gravyballs2011 an unshaved limp dick looks like a bush that contains nothing

[Probitas1]

I don't like to get hair in my teeth, and I can't be the only man to think so. It doesn't mean I'm not willing to do the deed if there is, as I quite enjoy the sport, but if I can do so with less collateral damage, then why not? And if you happened to begin your sex life at a young age, how much hair is going to be there anyway, really? You might just get used to it looking 'young'.

[submersibledave]

Janeane Garofalo is a "person of interest> n my book, and mean that in a bad way.... I mean that in a bad way. What a skank.... no wonder she doesn't like sex... sex doesn't like her.

[TheseProblemsMatter]

@submersibledave You realise a skank is someone who has sex all the time? Your insult makes no sense.

[tonydorsett33]

I agree 100%!!! I'm a little old school but damn, the bald vag reminds me of a little girl and little girls don't turn me on. Something is fundamentally wrong with me when the bush is no longer lliked...

[maciverandy]

@modemmack thats probably the weirdest comment i've ever seen on youtube

[EarlofCrawford]

@modemmack Dude, you live in the age of the internet and this comment will be available (presumably) for decades (at least).

Trust me when I tell you, there will come a time in your life (soonish) when you will wish for a "magic eraser" for the internet solely to scrub this comment from your history.

Trust me on this.

[modemmack]

@EarlofCrawford

I've already decided that I won't run for office ever. That comment is relatively mild anyway. It's not me doing a porno or even being half naked. I'll take the risk that I won't get hired as a graphic designer. You ever see how a graphic designer goes to work? Already a little scandalous.

[SlaytanicPOWER]

@modemmack

Exactly, it has to be equally applied on both sides.

It also makes it easier to clean (both on yourself , and your partner, lol)

[modemmack]

@SlaytanicPOWER

Thanks for understanding. :)

[sydneymassive]

Wow a female comic that relies on cheap gross out comedy, how refreshing!

[electronicoffee]

Awesome :D Good points! I'm not into Vagina, but as far as men go, I hate when dudes shave their crotch. That's SO GROSS.

[shein99]

stupid.....

[electronicoffee]

@shein99 This is all you comment on (Janeane Garofalo); This shows you being a bitter ex-boyfriend, a bitter ex-friend, or someone that takes her jokes a little too seriously. Move on, because you're not only wasting space, but you're showing yourself to be a complete fool.

[ScinLaeca358]

@shein99 Yeah, you are.

[masteryoda394]

I like her,always have.