Missionary To Mars

[rommelfcc]

lol nice

[MrTrott2hot]

There is no point arguing with idiots,so i wont reply back to comments. You think your a real NOAH but

you dont no a thing about whats most important. Your stupid aliens already no all about GOD they have been here sinse creation and there going to tear you to pieces in hell. Thats the truth !!!! open your eyes going to mars and pluto wont save you. Its all in the bible.

[notilhenger]

@MrTrott2hot Cool story, bro. Needs more actual evidence and stuff.

[MrTrott2hot]

@notilhenger If you want me to show you an alien i cant. If i took you into the spiritual world i could but i cant. But i can tell you that the demons of yester year are the same as the aliens of today. I have been in the spirit word but not by choice. It is terrifying the demons can look like what they want. People on earth are being conned there is no life on other planets. When you see balls of light moving in the sky they are demon spirits

conjured up by satanists.That is all they are.

[notilhenger]

@MrTrott2hot If you can't take me to the spiritual world, why should we asume that there is a spiritual world? The balls of light which sometimes pass the sky has been porven to be astroids, comets and such. Not a single time has there been proven to be a demon spirit.

Even though you were in the spiritual world, even not by choice, you should be able to tell us HOW you got there.

Stop spreading lies until you know they are truth and can prove such.

[MrTrott2hot]

@notilhenger Ask a truthful satanist ! When planes go up to investigate the balls of light they just disapear. The man that told me this was murdered by the illuminati. I dont really give a toss wether you believe me or not. You will find out soon enough without my story.

[notilhenger]

@MrTrott2hot You claim you don't care, yet you keep coming up with arguements.

Planes go up to investigate? They can investigate them from down here, and they have done so since, oh, the 1600 - 1700. Have you ever thought that these "balls of light" are actually comets or astroids passing by our planet really fast? 'Cause that's what they are. It has been proven.

Illuminati? Now you're dragging conspiracy theories into the discussion. Can you prove that he was murdered also?

[chicarbiomed]

Absolutely hilarious!!!!

[bubbarmybubbarmy]

Toxicology? A study of the poisons of the body by a man who's hobby is a poison of the mind. Nice.

[yeshuahfullofit]

Outstanding! Full marks. (funny as hell, too) ; )

[mythmanjay]

Hey, congrats on gettin back into school :-D

[awreslr2]

This is a wonderful message for the aliens! I appreciate it when you tweet about a video from someone else that you like. Of course, I always MOST appreciate when you tweet that you actually had time to put up a new video. Hope you are enjoying school again. How do you manage school and family demands and pleasures and still have any time for Twitter, Facebook and Youtube? I'm so glad you do find a way.

[FattyMcFox]

mention of the curiosity probe make part of me hop around in glee. I am being metaphorical here so no naughty images need spring to mind.

[Calakaz]

Good luck going back to college!!!!

[notinmyname2050]

@Calakaz Thanks

[Bear5177]

HA! Brilliant!

[notinmyname2050]

@Bear5177 Thanks.

[goxster]

Nobody thought to put something like this on the voyager years ago.

[notinmyname2050]

@goxster Not that I'm aware of, though they did put a picture of naked people on it.

[ferrett78]

Genius. I only submitted my name - how unimaginative of me :-/

[notinmyname2050]

@ferrett78 I'm sure there'll be other missions, maybe you can troll Pluto.

[TheDeinonychus]

@notinmyname2050

But they demoted Pluto. It's not a planet anymore #sadface#

[mitenzouki]

Mars needs bibles TV says so.

[notinmyname2050]

@mitenzouki lol

[toulouse666]

Genius, I wish I had thought of that first...

[notinmyname2050]

@toulouse666 Glad you appreciate it

[nishbrown]

Niiiiiice.

[notinmyname2050]

@nishbrown Cheers

[mystereed72]

They'd be advanced enough to already know this I'd guess.

[notinmyname2050]

@mystereed72 By the time they master space travel they may have forgotten how crazy it is.

[mystereed72]

@notinmyname2050

I'm sure someone will set up a Cargo-cult for them.

[calmreason]

The first? No, SETI have been getting Trolled by Alpha Centuri every 8 years for the past half century!

The jokers just say "Bzzfft Bzzfft" once in a while and shut up :-)

[notinmyname2050]

@calmreason Those Centaurians, utter bastards they are.

[devchelle2]

YAY! I've missed ya man!

[notinmyname2050]

@devchelle2 Hey bro, sure you know I'm still on twitter and FB.  Just don't have as much time for editing videos anymore.

[devchelle2]

@notinmyname2050 Yea same here

[wokmage]

@notinmyname2050 Nice to hear from you again and congratulations on going back to school. Good luck with your studies and thanks for the fun, though-provoking videos.

[notinmyname2050]

@wokmage Thanks, both for the good wishes and the kind words.

[tattooskin72]

I love what you had to say :) Might be hard for them to do with so many around though!

[notinmyname2050]

@tattooskin72 Well I don't think there are many fundies manning the listening stations at SETI (Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence) so maybe they could just quietly say howdie and sneak us out, leaving the god-botherers to their own devices.

[BFSmash]

not good enough mr 2050. how dare you leave us without our little dancing monkey while you go off and try to improve yourself.

[notinmyname2050]

@BFSmash Be nice, I am, after all, studying the science of how to make someone's death look like natural causes.

[BFSmash]

@notinmyname2050 i'm a heavy smoker, borderline alcoholic and have a history of tell people i don't need safety gear when walking into dangerous environments. killing me would be like popping bubble wrap. fun and easy to do, but a complete waste of time.

but you're more than welcome to give it a go if you want. as long as you do it in an entertaining way, and if it takes more than 15 minutes you're going to have to use the java applet in my left pocket.

[notinmyname2050]

@BFSmash Done, though it will take 5 minutes to 80 years to have any effect. :P

[StarfaQtory]

they did the same thing with spirit and opportunity some years back. I wish I thought to troll mars first. 

[notinmyname2050]

@StarfaQtory I also put one on that said. "Mars Sucks. Signed, The Earth". Consider yourselves BURNED Martians!!!

[raw5069]

to date,that's the dumbest video I have seen

[notinmyname2050]

@raw5069 It wasn't meant to be clever, just a bit of fun. Most people seem to be getting that.

[raw5069]

@notinmyname2050 I am not most people

[9CrystalDragon2]

Hahaha XD

[Phelan666]

SPACE TROLL - The true final boss of the internet!

[notinmyname2050]

@Phelan666 W live under the rings of Saturn, nearest thing to a bridge we trolls could find up there.

[LustinForBlood]

Someones gotta start it, I suppose lol.

[notinmyname2050]

@LustinForBlood Well now history shall record that it was I,lol.

[MacNutz2]

"We've deciphered their language but what is a god??" Alien linguist to its assistant

[notinmyname2050]

@MacNutz2 That would be a nice outcome.

[DaithiDublin]

Priceless! Let's hope they don't shoot the messenger! ;¬)

[notinmyname2050]

@DaithiDublin Lets hope they didn't watch our TV signals, can you imagine what they'd think after an episode of Jersey Shore?

[DaithiDublin]

@notinmyname2050 True. Remember the film 'Explorers', where the aliens had been monitoring our TV transmissions? It has one of my favourite lines ever: "You think *we* look strange? I watched 14 episodes of Lassie before I figured out why the little hairy kid didn't speak!"

[NKA23]

"Well, hmm....that´s a Jersey thing, we can´t understand."

[Haradin32]

did you spread the all mighty word of science?

[notinmyname2050]

@Haradin32 No, of trolling :P

[TheSpankymonkey]

I sent my kids names on that microchip to Mars... Waste of bloody time. Might i suggest we start an atheist rocket project with extra "eject nasty religious nuts into space" capabilities?

[notinmyname2050]

@TheSpankymonkey I'll have the boys in the engineering department look into it.

[anzwertree]

Any advanced alien civilization shrewd enough to discern our species only strengthens their resolve to avoid us entirely.

[notinmyname2050]

@anzwertree I agree, can you imagine if on the way here they tuned in to a Fox News show? They'd probably nuke us from orbit.

[GingerAtheist]

Nice, all we now need is to stop believing in aliens before evidence and then we are all set.

[notinmyname2050]

@GingerAtheist True that. I think it's likely life of some form exists elsewhere among the hundred million or so other galaxies, but the chances of any of them building spaceships so that they can come here and molest rednecks is pretty damn slim. :P

[DeeDemonwitch]

@notinmyname2050 Let's face it, other than rednecks, no beings want to molest rednecks ;)

[DeeDemonwitch]

Is this your way of telling me to read the BBC article about pessimism myself?

hehe, just teasing, excellent video. I hope if there are aliens, they read your message.

[notinmyname2050]

@DeeDemonwitch Nah, it was interesting but just a bit too labour intensive for what I had planned. I just wanted something I could have finished by tonight.