MATH WILL GET YOU LAID

[ohcrappola]

his hair always looks so damn grrrrrrreasy!!!!

[jandean61]

y = mx + b

[foxiedragg20]

As soon as I saw him, I knew it was Aaron Carter...fuck.

[frother]

Why would you cover your textbooks? o_O

[devilshomie]

Yeah because I always do my homework on the beach

[kandtell]

Shark? You guys! You did that on Porpoise!

[icntsywhtiwnt2]

"They're a perfect match! We are the exact same degree of stupid!"

[NEWORDER455]

hes gunna tap dat ass

[zabukazar]

I wanna put my X in her Y.

[moneyasusual]

braces are so sexy.

[hardcoreninja729]

is... aaron carter....

[izwald1]

this video got me so hard

[pocketocrisps]

Unrendered

[bearsaremyfav]

It isn't math that will get you laid, it's Sunkist and A&W.

[luf4rall]

hilariously shitty

[coffeetea720]

I remember the good ole days when I would do math homework on the beach with Aaron Carter staring at me creepily.

[JosephMFaulkner]

I have finished differential calculus and I'm STILL A VIRGIN!!! This movie lies!!!

[sgtMaxCollin]

well it was about damn time those things paid off something

[bass518man]

You probably thought that shark was alive.

NOPE!

It's Chuck Testa!

[bongdoctor420]

watch out for math shark's when doing math on the beach

[StickWarrior]

Is that Aron Carter?

[Oniontears123TNG]

So in conclusion Y=mx+b, m<0, mbER?

[xepiccookiemonstahhx]

three words. AARON FUCKING CARTER.

[dkthg]

I think you mean "METH".

[CaptainLumpyDog]

He should have thrown her to the dolphins. Kept that secret math knowledge for himself.

[fatmanreturns]

MIDI !!!

[nisbahmumtaz909]

The only way to get laid with math is to be in a developed Asian country...

[PennilessWriterB]

So THIS is how all math teachers are like before they get into the job?

Whoa!

[HueyRocks23]

I think my house just dropped in value for watching this.

[cookieshopgirl]

the music in this movie is awful

hell this whole movie sucks

[badassnick666]

they did math to find out how to kill those killer whales

[checkunderyourbed]

What girl drinks root beer?

[ryubaks]

@checkunderyourbed uuhhh... cheerleaders?

[DoolittleKid]

0:48 Awkward camera glance.

[Dagarvs]

@DoolittleKid she saw his pencil eraser

[WaffleBrother]

Who the fuck does their math homework on the beach ! ?

[rovingrovers]

IS THAT AARON CARTER?

[moatster]

unrendered frame.

[Soundwave85]

Dude, she got braces man. Her blojo's gunna feel like a T-800.

Btw, don't mix root beer and Sunkist. It tastes styrofoam-y.

[iamcrimsonspecter2]

Look at how he runs..

IT WON'T WORK BECAUSE HE IS GAY!

[Balian49]

Hey Stacey, do you wanna study math later? On the beach? At sunset?

[Galchenyuk]

@Balian49 Only if we can share a longing gaze montage and frolick on the beach afterwards.

[kedarguru]

"as X increases, Y..." the answer 'decreases' is obvious from the inflection of her voice. He clearly had no fucking clue.

[whosyodaddy13]

Holy Shit! A DOLPHIN in the water at 0:55! Also, I want a Sunkist.

[Aang1]

This video gives me hope.

[nic0demis]

I think the fact that he owns a private beach sealed the deal, not math.

[sweethen]

Solar Calculators and Lust: Inside Your Teens Mind

[DontShakeItUp]

X is the size of his erection, Y is the space in her vagina.

[legohalonascarfan3]

well if math could actually get me laid i would actually pass

[KeeperOfProphecies]

"My love for you is like quadrant 1: all postivie."

[tegolin]

HOLY SHIT A SHARK AT 0:55

[123rbert]

Oh just take your pants off and fuck already!

[imbored2]

Aaron Carter! lmao

[markvanslam]

What is that word at 1:00?

[123rbert]

@markvanslam the word is unrendered

[DefendedHomestand]

I'd love to go to the beach, but I have math homework..

Thats okay! You can do it on the beach!

[hooray4fetus]

YEAH LETS DO HOMEWORK ON THE BEACH YEAH

[Chickenscratchfever]

Fucking Dolphins

[aallenebs]

aaron carter made softcore cable porn?

[link000000]

This looks like the opening to a really bad porno...

[Akookoo91]

Oh Lordy "Popstar"! I remember I forced my roommate to watch this movie with me and we just laughed and made fun of it the entire time !

[shoegazetechnicolor]

Math on the beach. Of course.

[Dawnwalker19]

He runs like hes in the special olympics...

[kedarguru]

did they just leave all their stuff unattended? irresponsible

[mrbobmanbob]

i have the weirdest boner

[GranitePlox]

This is probably what plummeted Aaron Carter's career

[mexicanstorm]

what's so weird about this? this is how it always went down for me.

[Lawlerization]

1:01 Unrendered 

[Jaket2000]

With the proper calculations and formulas and adjusting for windage you can in fact get laid.......

Or use criagslist.

[koolaboy]

Who the fuck is aaron carter lmfao

[Kimber2011]

Aaron... oh Aaron... what are we going to do with you? Always makin' a bigger mistake. Always makin' a fool.

[ravebritt]

aaron carter must be really broke

[winniethewho91]

HOLY MOLY A DOLPHIN

[jflasssh]

ugly nerds

[CopelandMeister]

Undrendered

[Caleb9849]

@CopelandMeister I think it's "Unrendered" not "Undrendered"

[Emwo]

i hope their homework flies away

[werebee]

Wow, we both calculated the same problems correctly! Let's go run on the beach! Oh my! Dolphins!

[osistlk]

Who does math at the beach!?

[lazlochatter]

Is that Aaron Carter?

[wildchik101]

@lazlochatter I thought it was Aaron Carter too! Lol it must be before his time though??

[lazlochatter]

@wildchik101

I dunno. Maybe it was meant to look old? It REALLY looks like him...

[BootyBallerina]

@lazlochatter it is aaron carter. when he got a little older he starred in a teen drama on the n called summerland, im thinking that's what this is.

[woahdudette]

@BootyBallerina

Actually this is from a movie called popstar from 2005, my little niece was watching this on a movie channel the other day and I was like...holy shit, that fag from my childhood and that chick from that motocross movie on the disney channel from back in 2000. Shit was ridiculous.



[BootyBallerina]

@woahdudette hahaha aaaa o my godd motocross i used to love that moviee for some reason lolll

[Erekai]

Well, I was hoping that was going to be at least a little funny...

[torristria]

There was definitely a shark in the water at 0:55.

[onanotherlevel85]

Working way too hard for the pussy. The kid beat Shaq.. just tell her that and she'll be primed.

[Teclo25]

I think my X and your Y are gonna intersect heh heh heh

[supernightmaren2]

do you get to see it go in?

[jardidge]

lol at about 1:01 there is just text on a blue screen that says unrendered

[amartescana]

@jardidge i spent like 10 minutes trying to find out what that said

[SGjammer22]

her braces and that kids foreskin....not gonna work.

[TZ96BassPlayer]

Who in the world does math on a beach?!

[violenthues]

aaron carter looking coke face having

[DarthNader11]

The text that flashes at 1:00 says "unrendered" for those of you wondering, it should probably read "underaged" if you ask me.

[welchm8]

Yeah, math does get you laid! After all, one and one is two!

And therefore, when three times X plus two, intersects with the parabola three X squared...

[odedesteve]

theres dolphins in the water at :56, that really tops it off for me.

[digvoldon]

This was, by far, the worst episode of Passion Cove I saw

[cyborgtroy]

"as x increases, y decreases"

That doesn't sound good.

[monsterheadCF]

LMFAO IS THAT AARON CARTER!???

[PsytheWickedOne]

@monsterheadCF I thought it was his brother Nick just younger but entirely possible.

[123alexalex321]

TITS OR GTFO.

[bolomatic]

It's Shane Dawson

[IAmFwee]

Furious dry humping ensues.

[LoopDeLoopOfHenle]

"Wow, you're only MODERATELY retarded! Let's go run on the beach!"

[arkk1]

wtf no facial?

[thatkush313]

their love is unrendered.

[title26]

I need some SUNKIST now

[UndercoverDoctor]

I'm all out of root beer. Fuck.

[frankensteinmoneymac]

Is it just me or is there a subliminal message at the end....right after the beached dolphin.

I cant make out what it says, it flashes by too fast...couldnt get this to pause on it.

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

"Unrendered"

[frankensteinmoneymac]

Hmmm I wonder if that is just some message that pops up on whatever editing software they were using.....and just got accidentaly recorded on the final footage...that seems like a possible explanation...anyone used editing software where the word "unrendered" pops up every now and then?

[jugglinre]

@frankensteinmoneymac i got it!  it says: unrendered lol

[KirbyPufocia]

All I know is I could really go for a fucking Sunkist.

[TheEngineerWilliams]

@KirbyPufocia i hear that

[kaixhime]

*uses calculator*

*dramatic music*

[dmooreQX4]

Holy balls, I did all my math homework at the beach too when I was in high school!

[66420192]

He walked her back home, asked her out... and she said she "only sees him as a friend"...

[masterofpaint]

THEY LAUGH AT STRANDED DOLPHIN

[poonjoo]

:57 LOL DOLPHIN

[Qermaq]

He drinks orange soda and she drinks root beer. It'll never work.

[saachica07]

LOLZ AT AARON CARTER!