Peep Show | True Love | Channel 4

[MerlinTennant61]

mr jhonson: so mr c we have analysed your bank statements, and i have 1 question, are you a pathetic worthles punk?

mr c: well er no.

mr jhonson: oh right, i am going to turn you down as if you were a hippy parasite, than i am going to make you feel like a turkey fucker. why, because i am the big man, and your a shit eagle right? or, i could treat mr c as a respected customer, and we both end up winners, isn't that right mr c mr c: right, alan jhonson, i'm in love

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[MerlinTennant61]

i am going to turn you down as if you were a hippy parasite, than i am going to make you feel like a turkey fucker.

[MerlinTennant61]

i ment 3, sorry

[MerlinTennant61]

when you press 4 it all starts from there

[newpageone]

I love how Mark gradually grows a mustache throughout this episode yet no one comments on it.  It's hard to do better than Peep Show.

[lulwot99]

(no homo)

[uk9jimz]

" and then im gonna make you feel like your a turkey fucka!"

lmao, i love johnson

[Izaak247]

Lmao

[Peta659]

THE MOTHER FUCKING JOHNSON!!!!

[alterhongo]

'cause we all want a Johnson...

[hennimore1]

"Brilliant. That is absolutely spot on!" Lmao

[beefcake1983]

Alan Johnson.... I'm in love!!!!!!!!!!!

[flynntheman90]

I wish I was friends with Johnson

[Frog154]

Johnson is the king and I'm his Queen!

[SmileyFace6796]

Just literally burst out laughing when he said 'turkey-fuckah!'

[e5f3aj]

"turkeh fuckah"

[shaggymattrocks]

i wish he was my uncle

[LeBronFilms]

@shaggymattrocks I wish he was my dad!

[trailstar1]

I think Johnson's... "The one"

[scarface12347]

he is the most elegant sounding black man ive ever heard in my entire life!

[numbcore]

@scarface12347 cause hes British lol

[Karl145]

...or, i could treat mr corrigan as a valued and respected customer

[1980MAC]

A shit eel-- Waaaaaa hahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[daboodavy]

1 person is a turkey fucker

[mfzb5]

do you think Paterson Joseph's parents accidentally got his surname and first name mixed up?

[habib234]

@mfzb5 I thought that too, but Joseph Paterson doesn't have that SHAZAM feel to it...I mean imagine Johnson Alan, would that mean Mark's boss would be the polar opposite of the boss all men want to have, an effeminate, weedy, perpetually tense and incompetent, unsexy to women ( and men) , an inverted alan johnson,,,,hmmm....

[soobwhale]

"Oh yes...yes i like it."-Mark

Makes my day.

[sparkyinbath]

Stick that up your dojo.

[mysteryg]

@sparkyinbath lmfao

[b1n]

this is awesome

[KeepThemInPoverty]

then im going to make you feel like your a turkey fucker! lol johnson is so funny, the way he speaks is jokes

[pennydesouza]

Check Johnson's face at 1:00. Perfect.

[murphy341]

@pennydesouza word XD

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Consultio stroke Consultius

[lewkev]

@TehPoke1337  you fucking wanker!!!!!

[H1MLA]

@TehPoke1337 You moronic bastard. The likes on Alan Johnsons in the UK are in their country - that is the UK. There's nothing you can do about it, you uneducated bnp nazis scumbag. I guess Peep Show is too intellectually challenging for you, cretin.

[Peta659]

the JOHNSON!)}>

[sodoffpinches]

this is the best peepshow!........made me fall in love with it

[pennydesouza]

The whole thing is perfect. Johnson and Mark are such an entertaining duo.

[Spiceadder]

He's mine :D

[tbish09]

what series please??

[Matmerismo]

series1 epsiode 4 mate

[stratfanatic]

Sometimes i wonder if they wrote this part especially for Paterson Joseph, he does it so well. Absolute class!!

[jimmyshitbags]

@stratfanatic every character in this show could not have been casted any more perfectly. this show really is perfect, i wouldn't change a thing and i never want it to end.

[Matmerismo]

I'm in love with you Johnson:)

[soobwhale]

@Matmerismo Who isnt? :)

[OKIronLung]

lol his face right at the end

[e5f3aj]

Turkey fucker.

[curly251]

allow posting up all these short clips and just keep uploading full episodes!

[MaximumCheeseage]

So wrong but... so right.

[shizlemyniz]

woo strong language