I definitely don't hate Dane Cook, but does anyone with a brain really think he's better than Louis? And who's made more money is no indication of who's better.
@Hsl435. I'm not a bigot, straight people can be called faggots too. Only an over sensitive sissy would be upset over a word. And Archie bunker was hilarious. Don't hate him because you're too stupid to understand the humor of the show.
Well I can tell you from the UK that Louis CK is already a legend and we're all dying for him to come over here and do some shows. Dane Cook is pretty much a complete unknown and after checking him out on youtube, i dont think he would rub over too well with the British sense of humour. Personally, I dont rate him that highly as a comic at all.
Louis needs to keep busy and start releasing stuff over the pond. I think he could be up there with Carlin, Hicks and Pryor if he works hard enough!
honestly I love dane, C.K been doing his thing since mid 80s, plus c.k is way better. I still love my man tho. real fan, real evaluation. C.K WON BY 13 points, dane 3
Does Dane have talent? Yes! However, he blatantly "borrowed?" material from Louis. Dane has enough material that he shouldn't have to regurgitate material that Louis wrote . . . which comes from life experience. It's easy to pick out BS from the real deal. I would rather listen to "real" and "interesting" than "fake" and "exaggerated"
With that being said, I like Dane in the movies, and I like Louis on the stage . . . and his show on FX is hil-fucking-larious!
Bigj892820.. You sir are a fucktard...Dane cook is a low rate comedian that make middleschool kids shit there pants over stand up because he says fuck,penis,and vagina. And that's not hard to do when you steal other peoples jokes that include fuck,penis,and vagina. He takes those jokes and Makes a giant shitfest out of decent jokes,that actual comidians wrote and have a talent for what they do.
so what this dumbass that made the cartoon is trying to say is, hes admitting that dane cook stole a joke from louis ck but the fact that dane cook says it with a funnier attitude that dane deserves credit for the joke and is a better comedian than louis ck? the creator of this vid is a bigger dumbass than dane cook then, and queerer
see i like both comedians but dane cook has made me laugh like once everytime i watch his specials evry time i watch louis c.k. he makes me die of laughter every joke
can someone tell me why everyone hates Dane Cook? seems like everyone liked him until someone decided that "he's just not funny anymore". is it his actions? how he presents himself on stage? im just confused.
@tiberianfiend how does he act like an ass? just because he doesn't talk on stage while standing in the same place like an idiot the whole time doesn't mean he's not funny. he just has a different style.
@sk8erguy011 He's not funny because he tells his inane anecdotes and thoughts rather than jokes. It's one thing to jump around and make sound effects and movements to tell a story while getting to a joke, but that's all Dane Cook does. He very rarely reaches a joke, and the jokes he does tell are barely funny. He's a professional jackass rather than a comedian.
@tiberianfiend doing comedy in a way that's entirely your own doesn't make you a jackass, and if it does care to explain explain why he's so popular? he must have SOME talent to have gotten where he is today.
@sk8erguy011 It's not, "comedy in a way that's entirely his own," it's comedy in a laughing-at-them-not-with-them class-clown sort of way. We've all outgrown it. How old are you? 12-13? Come back in a decade or two and let me know how funny you think Dane Cook is.
@tiberianfiend then there must be a large amount of immature adults in the comedy industry having made Dane Cook the succesful comedian that he is. i'm just saying, if his comedy was only funny to a younger audience i don't think people would compare him to Louis C.K.
Dane Cook is ok... but most of his appeal just comes from his over-the-top personality. Louis C.K. is not only Hilarious, he's also one of the great thinkers of this generation, and easily falls in the ranks of Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, etc.
@whitepanther84 Well nobody's gonna say it publicly until he's retired, but I think he's already on that level. His interviews (especially his appearances on Opie and Anthony) are just as telling as his stand up acts.
@hcferago he's got a long way to go before he's in Carlin's league with his body of work, just saying. Let's remember Louis is not a new comedian, he's been going for years using basically the same material. It's his newer stuff about his home life that's hit it big as well as a few appearances in films. Can't wait for his new material though
@whitepanther84 I guess what I'm saying is it seems like he exudes brilliance at every corner: whether he's doing stand up, working on his TV show (which he writes, directs, edits and stars in all by himself), or letting someone pick his brain in an interview. You might argue that his stand up act still falls short of Carlin's, but I think he's every bit as brilliant a man as Carlin. If he doesn't reach that point before the end of his career, it will have been a tragic waste of talent.
Louis CK is just plain funnier. I like Dane Cook but he's way to over the top in his routines, like he's trying to pander to the lowest common denominator. Louis is by far the better act.
Yeah, I guess Cook is better, 'cause - like a rebel - he steals his jokes from other comedians, while that namby-pamby Louie just stays home like a coward writing his own. (Then big bad Cook steals Louie's jokes like so much milk money on the playground.)
Good lord. What kind of an imbecile would admit to liking Dane Cook? I guess the the same kind of asshat that thinks Nickelback is better than Led Zeppelin.
Listen to the Steve Byrne incident... If you don't like Dane Cook, well... that is not going to change! But you will know for sure that Dane is a total douche.
Listen to watch?v=ZdEOmNAYb0E
or just look for: "Steve Byrne Defends Himself Against Dane Cook"
I can´t believe there would be someone that would even consider comparing Louis C.K to Dane Cook... I don´t even know what Dane Cook´s deal is... but it is not comedy... Please... Bring down the video...
Dude louis would kill Dane, Louis has been boxing for years, thats what he does for exercise, he's not too bad at it either, iwouldnt want to be hit by him.
I wish I could force Dane Cook to eat my shit, puke it up and eat my regurgitated shit, then shit out my shit, and make him eat my shit again. faggot nigger deer cunt.
Fuck Dane Cook man. It was said, but Louis boxes as a hobby, runs five miles every other day and is typically healthier then he makes himself out to be. Dane Cook can't come up with an original thought on his own. And when he does, it isn't funny.
Joke theft lawsuits might get rid of all of the S comics like Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, Dennis Leary, Andrew Dice Clay and all of the other talentless, opportunist "comedians."
Talented guys like Richard Jeni kill themselves, Louis CK busts his ass, Bill Hicks' genius has slowly gained a strong cult following after his death while losers like Dane Cook accumulate a net worth easily exceeding $20 to $30 million from his CD sales to his Hollywood career.
Once read a quote by Dane Cook: after he started a career in Hollywood:
"I'd rather learn brain surgery than do stand up comedy all over again."
You don't have the mind to go to medical school let alone create your own jokes, Dane. You suck and your success is as mysterious as the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot and UFOs.
Wonder if George Carlin ever commented on how bad Dane Cook's "comedy" is?
Carlos Mencia, Dennis Leary and Dane Cook are all well-known joke thieves
and all three of these lying losers are multi-millionaires while most of those they stole their jokes from are no where near as successful as they are.
Dane Cook's toured, recorded CDs, gone Hollywood with A list actors and has to be worth a fortune. Mencia has his own show and does some movie work,
Dennis Leary's done movies, TV and commercials. All rich as hell.
Andrew D. Clay got rich off of Sam Kinison's jokes.
Because a lot of people are unintelligent and Cook is an easy to understand, very vocal "comedian" who prances around onstage making rediculous movements and gestures.
Don't get me wrong- that's funny to a lot of people... just not to anyone who has graduated from high school or watched any decent comedy.
Man...Look, I know Dane Cook ripped off those jokes and Louis CK is a fucking comedic god when compared to Dane Cook but why bash the people who still like Dane Cook? It makes no sense. Like Louis CK says, "I know it's wrong but I don't care." Dane Cook makes me laugh and it feels good.
"A donkey walks into a bar...OH SHIT A LYNCH MOB!"
Rip Dane up, fine, he deserves it, but leave me out of it.
Dane Cook is a piece of shit compared to Louis CK. Louis CK is brutally honest in all of his stand up, and has an awesome outlook on life, while Dane Cook just gets on stage jumps around and yells and doesn't give punchlines.
Dane Cook is horrible. He will tell you about a situation and then choose something random during that situation, emphasize it with some gestures and pauses for a laugh. He is the Family Guy of stand ups. Talentless faggot
If you animated this video yourself, I might have been impressed. You're just as bad as Dane Cook. Someone else does the sweating, and you take the credit.
Dane Cook digs way deep into the past to rip off material sometimes.
He stole the baby name bit from one of Steve Martin's albums from the seventies.
He's really good at selling himself to punters, as this video shows.
@RAMSTERLORD Let me be clear: I think Louis CK is a genius and Dane Cook is a putz, but the baby name joke was Steve Martin's back in the seventies. Listen to Steve Martin's old albums, and you'll hear what I mean.
There's nothing new under the sun, and Louis CK has a different spin on it that makes it fresh, while Dane Cook directly lifted from both of them. I don't need anyone to tell me the bear shits in the woods.
Louis CK is hilarious (so is his new show). And the only Dane Cook joke I like is the sneeze joke, only because in this case his annoying drawn out story works for the punch line. Otherwise, most of his jokes aren't worth the amount of time it takes for him to tell them.
Are you serious? Dane Cook is a punk bitch who steals jokes (and I thought it was pretty fuckin' funny you included that in your "Dane Cook is awesome" video) and Louis CK is a dude who makes people laugh with original shit. Not the same fuckin' routine, but new jokes all the time.
Dane Cook sucks nutsack. Louis CK is actually dope. Fuck this video.
Being a huge Louis CK fan I cant tell you how happy I am at the number of responses saying things like 'fuck Dane Cook, Dane Cook sucks' Louis was underrated for a while and lately really seems to be getting the acclaim he deserves while Dane Cook's reputation on the other hand not holding up so well as noted by this videos 13 thumbs up vs. 236 thumbs down.
All I know is Louis Ck has performed live stand up since 1985. Who cares about the age, besides good then that makes dane cook worst and see for your self nobody likes that pieace of tool anyways
@nakanmbytbudallenjt Well, like i said I'm on your side but Dane Cook does have an insane number of fans. How I feel is that CK is the one who talks about real shit thats often depressing, vulgar etc, whereas Cook focuses on nonsense. The majority of the teenage-fratdouche demographic would prefer Dane Cook's mindless dribble over Louis expression of what life means to many people just like himself.
Yes teenagers like him because they think he is hot and oh my good dude he has a myspace lets add him wow dude yaa rock, little girls. Most of them just like him for no reason. Teenagers suck anyways they have no clue what anything is.
Dane cook has 2 stand up the most where Louie has damn he started at 1985 so do the math, He wrote many of Chris rock jokes and movies, david leterman, conan o'brian Louis CK is 10 ten stand up comedians of all time please stoip with dane cook
dane cook is completely a hack and he hasnt just stolen from louis ck he's stolen from another comedic genius mitch hedberg! i really hate dane cook for what he's done. honestly the jokes that he hasnt stolen are stupid he kind of reminds me of the charactor randy (aziz ansari) off of funny people although i actually liked randy he was much like dane cook because he did all these over exagerated motions that dumb people just ate up its insane!!! but randy did have good jokes to make me laugh#LOL
Stealing is stealing - it's wrong. Don't cheapen comedians livelihood by saying it's okay to steal jokes. It's just as bad as stealing a song, a work of art, or a novel. They write, edit, and hone their craft so that they can perform it, get laughs, more gigs and hopefully bigger and better things.
@bigj892820 - I know it's kind of irrational, but I sort of hate you for making this. Almost as much as I hate Dane Cook for being such a douchenozzel.
I heard Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia are touring together as a band, they wrote their own songs such as "stayin alive" how deep is your love" and "heartbreaker"...they started calling themselves the best extreme guys excellently exhubarating....Dane cook shortened the band name like his Bad Ass Mother Fucker joke (BAMF) ...they are now on tour calling themselves the BeeGees, completely original..
Dane Cook sucks. Louis CK is amazing. Dane Cook wouldn't have a career if it weren't for stealing jokes. He's not naturally funny at all. He has decent stage presence, but that's about it.
Louie ck is good but Dane cook has made me laugh too he definitley gets too much hate.
rhombusskullvsteal 2 weeks ago
Louis C.K Is a wesome
smedina3074 3 weeks ago
Dane Cook is a talentless imbecile.
wwwWOCKYme 3 weeks ago
I like them both. What with this monkey brain Go Team mentality.
mobydickhead1 3 weeks ago
I definitely don't hate Dane Cook, but does anyone with a brain really think he's better than Louis? And who's made more money is no indication of who's better.
KyleMacManus 1 month ago
@KyleMacManus evidently winning a fist fight does to Dane fans.
deluxeaction 3 weeks ago
One thing confuses me about this video. How did 18 people like it?
adabama2 1 month ago
Dane cook blows. He's not funny at all. He "borrows" all of his "jokes" from actual comics.
Arrowinthed 1 month ago
Dane Cook is nothing but an unfunny joke stealing pussy. I play lots of comedians on my radio show, he is one I would NEVER, EVER play!
BestMusicExpert 1 month ago
Description should be "Dane Cook licks ass"
sarzamineiran 1 month ago
dane who?
v3rst3ckt 1 month ago
......road house
conner1ize 1 month ago
louis ck is definitively better than dane cook
BlkFlamesz 2 months ago 4
@Hsl435. I'm not a bigot, straight people can be called faggots too. Only an over sensitive sissy would be upset over a word. And Archie bunker was hilarious. Don't hate him because you're too stupid to understand the humor of the show.
ZombieJesus413 2 months ago
Dane* god damn autocorrect.
ZombieJesus413 2 months ago
Same cook is a faggot.
ZombieJesus413 2 months ago
Wow, Dane even sole what louis usually wears. (I'm just kidding, this whole thing is pointless now).
foodonface 3 months ago
Fuck dane cook. FUCK HIM.
Unapologist 3 months ago
@Unapologist he printed the Bible on you too? =))
2PacsFatherAGAIN 3 months ago
@2PacsFatherAGAIN yes. didn't appreciate it. lol
Unapologist 2 months ago
lol i came here to see the dislike bar.
bobswagget 3 months ago
Does this video have the largest disproportion of likes vs dislikes on YouTube?
CoolerKing37 4 months ago
No suprise that dane has to cheat to win the fight. Its like what he tries to do by stealing louis c.k.'s jokes
RyanLikesFood 4 months ago
Louis C.K. For President.
TheEzgarrr 4 months ago
wtf is a dane cook?
BARACUDAVICTORY 4 months ago
Fuck Dane Cook
DrReach13 4 months ago
Well I can tell you from the UK that Louis CK is already a legend and we're all dying for him to come over here and do some shows. Dane Cook is pretty much a complete unknown and after checking him out on youtube, i dont think he would rub over too well with the British sense of humour. Personally, I dont rate him that highly as a comic at all.
Louis needs to keep busy and start releasing stuff over the pond. I think he could be up there with Carlin, Hicks and Pryor if he works hard enough!
moonsugar1 4 months ago 5
Louis CK sucks ass now.
p2eas3 5 months ago
the only thing worse than dane cool are his fucking idiot fans
utubeaccount00 5 months ago
Dane Cook isn't anywhere near as funny as Louis C.K.
Polyfusia 5 months ago 38
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RhinoStompin 5 months ago
All of you are idiots...
bud389 5 months ago
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gay as fuck
B43Rsick 5 months ago
honestly I love dane, C.K been doing his thing since mid 80s, plus c.k is way better. I still love my man tho. real fan, real evaluation. C.K WON BY 13 points, dane 3
elcesar999 5 months ago
Why is it that the most muscular funnymen are always the unfunniest? ....Joe Piscopo, Gallagher, Andrew Dice Clay, Cook......
mobydoug 5 months ago
Dice is amazingly funny. If you ever met him or hung out with him for a day you'd know.
geitepung 5 months ago
Worst video on YouTube.
infectWOW 5 months ago
Does Dane have talent? Yes! However, he blatantly "borrowed?" material from Louis. Dane has enough material that he shouldn't have to regurgitate material that Louis wrote . . . which comes from life experience. It's easy to pick out BS from the real deal. I would rather listen to "real" and "interesting" than "fake" and "exaggerated"
With that being said, I like Dane in the movies, and I like Louis on the stage . . . and his show on FX is hil-fucking-larious!
lavasmokechile 5 months ago
And this is why the retarded should be kept away from the rest of society.
ImperiumDeus 5 months ago
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I don't get that shit.
2menace 5 months ago
Suck a bag of dicks. Dane Cook=not funny....at all.
killerbs420 5 months ago 3
Bigj892820.. You sir are a fucktard...Dane cook is a low rate comedian that make middleschool kids shit there pants over stand up because he says fuck,penis,and vagina. And that's not hard to do when you steal other peoples jokes that include fuck,penis,and vagina. He takes those jokes and Makes a giant shitfest out of decent jokes,that actual comidians wrote and have a talent for what they do.
duality205 5 months ago
so what this dumbass that made the cartoon is trying to say is, hes admitting that dane cook stole a joke from louis ck but the fact that dane cook says it with a funnier attitude that dane deserves credit for the joke and is a better comedian than louis ck? the creator of this vid is a bigger dumbass than dane cook then, and queerer
ChirpCentral 5 months ago
dane cook sucks
Tommyvitale1994 5 months ago
see i like both comedians but dane cook has made me laugh like once everytime i watch his specials evry time i watch louis c.k. he makes me die of laughter every joke
ps: i'm black not making it an issue just saying
MrDjay619 6 months ago
15 likes, 651 dislikes
HA!
mavrick45 6 months ago
Way to back the wrong horse FAGGOT...now go suck a bag of dicks.
kizzyfur 6 months ago 2
good lord. funny ass comments all over this board.
Waltank 6 months ago
can someone tell me why everyone hates Dane Cook? seems like everyone liked him until someone decided that "he's just not funny anymore". is it his actions? how he presents himself on stage? im just confused.
sk8erguy011 6 months ago
@sk8erguy011 Can someone tell me why everyone likes Dane Cook? He doesn't tell jokes; he just acts like an ass while he's on a stage.
tiberianfiend 6 months ago
@tiberianfiend how does he act like an ass? just because he doesn't talk on stage while standing in the same place like an idiot the whole time doesn't mean he's not funny. he just has a different style.
sk8erguy011 5 months ago
@sk8erguy011 He's not funny because he tells his inane anecdotes and thoughts rather than jokes. It's one thing to jump around and make sound effects and movements to tell a story while getting to a joke, but that's all Dane Cook does. He very rarely reaches a joke, and the jokes he does tell are barely funny. He's a professional jackass rather than a comedian.
tiberianfiend 5 months ago
@tiberianfiend doing comedy in a way that's entirely your own doesn't make you a jackass, and if it does care to explain explain why he's so popular? he must have SOME talent to have gotten where he is today.
sk8erguy011 5 months ago
@sk8erguy011 It's not, "comedy in a way that's entirely his own," it's comedy in a laughing-at-them-not-with-them class-clown sort of way. We've all outgrown it. How old are you? 12-13? Come back in a decade or two and let me know how funny you think Dane Cook is.
tiberianfiend 5 months ago
@tiberianfiend then there must be a large amount of immature adults in the comedy industry having made Dane Cook the succesful comedian that he is. i'm just saying, if his comedy was only funny to a younger audience i don't think people would compare him to Louis C.K.
sk8erguy011 5 months ago
description:Dane Cook kicks ass
Correction: Dane Cook sucks ass :]
DarkWolf2736 6 months ago
Dane Cook? More like Dane Cock. Get it? He likes cock. Dane Cook likes cock.
Im9002glorious 6 months ago
louis is the funniest
djensoer 6 months ago
Who the fuck is Dane Cook?
Bebopopotamus 6 months ago
Dane Cook is ok... but most of his appeal just comes from his over-the-top personality. Louis C.K. is not only Hilarious, he's also one of the great thinkers of this generation, and easily falls in the ranks of Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, etc.
hcferago 6 months ago 2
@hcferago woah woah woah, louis' good, but don't throw those last three names around like they're fucking candy. He's not that good yet
whitepanther84 6 months ago
@whitepanther84 Well nobody's gonna say it publicly until he's retired, but I think he's already on that level. His interviews (especially his appearances on Opie and Anthony) are just as telling as his stand up acts.
hcferago 6 months ago
@hcferago he's got a long way to go before he's in Carlin's league with his body of work, just saying. Let's remember Louis is not a new comedian, he's been going for years using basically the same material. It's his newer stuff about his home life that's hit it big as well as a few appearances in films. Can't wait for his new material though
whitepanther84 6 months ago
@whitepanther84 I guess what I'm saying is it seems like he exudes brilliance at every corner: whether he's doing stand up, working on his TV show (which he writes, directs, edits and stars in all by himself), or letting someone pick his brain in an interview. You might argue that his stand up act still falls short of Carlin's, but I think he's every bit as brilliant a man as Carlin. If he doesn't reach that point before the end of his career, it will have been a tragic waste of talent.
hcferago 6 months ago
I think you've got some dane cream on your cheek there.
quietthomas 6 months ago
Louis CK is just plain funnier. I like Dane Cook but he's way to over the top in his routines, like he's trying to pander to the lowest common denominator. Louis is by far the better act.
Slikrik1212 6 months ago 2
H8 for dane cook.
skalded 6 months ago
I don't like CK, his jokes are way more stupid than Cook's ( even if Dane steals from Louis)
thefamilyadams 6 months ago
Yeah, I guess Cook is better, 'cause - like a rebel - he steals his jokes from other comedians, while that namby-pamby Louie just stays home like a coward writing his own. (Then big bad Cook steals Louie's jokes like so much milk money on the playground.)
reverendflash 6 months ago 3
This is the dumbest thing ever.
BakRU84 6 months ago 4
Worst piece of sh*t on Youtube!
KALPA432 7 months ago
dane cook is funny if your like 8 years old.
raveman52 7 months ago 4
You really think Dane Cook is funnier than Louie???? Holy fucking bad taste batman..
TheMasterofganja 7 months ago 27
this is wrong louie ck shoulda won dane cook equals boring
NeverAppropriate 7 months ago
Good lord. What kind of an imbecile would admit to liking Dane Cook? I guess the the same kind of asshat that thinks Nickelback is better than Led Zeppelin.
dano6661966 7 months ago 2
Whoever made this video is probably not gay, but is definitely a faggot.
bdgalli100 7 months ago 5
Dane cook can suck a bag of dicks
pwj223 7 months ago 5
hey uploader your a faggot
em129836 7 months ago
dane cook doesnt exist compared to louis ck
hewhohasaname 7 months ago 4
Dane who?
txmoney 7 months ago 5
kill whoever makes this tripe.......oh.....ckuf wins.
noodlesmealey 7 months ago
Dane Cook SUCKS ass
Fixed that description for you OP.
calistnway 7 months ago 4
I like dane cook but louis ck is by far funnier than him
J32195 8 months ago
DANE COOK IS FUCKIN GARBAGE!!!!!!!!
Socom1112 8 months ago 4
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Listen to the Steve Byrne incident... If you don't like Dane Cook, well... that is not going to change! But you will know for sure that Dane is a total douche.
Listen to watch?v=ZdEOmNAYb0E
or just look for: "Steve Byrne Defends Himself Against Dane Cook"
Jazzy4440 8 months ago
GIve me back my jacket!!!!
BenderBurgers 9 months ago
even dane cook's fans have to steal their material
squarerabbits 9 months ago 45
@bigj892820 have you considered suicide lately? It's not a bad idea.
mel577 9 months ago
432 have a taste in fucking comedy.
Auku1 9 months ago 7
dane cook can suck a bag of dicks
ianknightdoyle 9 months ago 61
@ianknightdoyle awesome =)
BenderBurgers 9 months ago
I can´t believe there would be someone that would even consider comparing Louis C.K to Dane Cook... I don´t even know what Dane Cook´s deal is... but it is not comedy... Please... Bring down the video...
qqboscf 9 months ago
COOK IS A COCK
KorrectErra 9 months ago
dane cock more like it
Liaomiao 10 months ago
Everyone, flag this motherfucker!
jerryhello100 10 months ago
who ever made this is the reason aids exist
colhan42 10 months ago 4
However did this. How stupid are you?
4d9ersfan 11 months ago
Dane cook is an overated joke stealing failer.
ZombieBrainsDev 11 months ago
98% Disliked this video. Thats kinda a message to the author. Delete this video of its existance
ilovesunniva 11 months ago
Dane cook fails.
sparkymaxis 1 year ago
Dane cook sucks dicks for a living.
Cdubzhappy 1 year ago
Dude louis would kill Dane, Louis has been boxing for years, thats what he does for exercise, he's not too bad at it either, iwouldnt want to be hit by him.
Subfightr 1 year ago
dane cook sucks. he became popular because of myspace. he rips off more comics than mensia.
dannyboy880 1 year ago
I wish I could force Dane Cook to eat my shit, puke it up and eat my regurgitated shit, then shit out my shit, and make him eat my shit again. faggot nigger deer cunt.
diewrecked 1 year ago 2
Fuck Dane Cook man. It was said, but Louis boxes as a hobby, runs five miles every other day and is typically healthier then he makes himself out to be. Dane Cook can't come up with an original thought on his own. And when he does, it isn't funny.
redkinsfan08 1 year ago
I don't even know LCK never herd of the fucking guy till i herd he stole Dane Cooks shit.
ImproVPp 1 year ago
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CoolerKing37 1 year ago
Joke theft lawsuits might get rid of all of the S comics like Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, Dennis Leary, Andrew Dice Clay and all of the other talentless, opportunist "comedians."
Talented guys like Richard Jeni kill themselves, Louis CK busts his ass, Bill Hicks' genius has slowly gained a strong cult following after his death while losers like Dane Cook accumulate a net worth easily exceeding $20 to $30 million from his CD sales to his Hollywood career.
Dumbfounded113 1 year ago
Once read a quote by Dane Cook: after he started a career in Hollywood:
"I'd rather learn brain surgery than do stand up comedy all over again."
You don't have the mind to go to medical school let alone create your own jokes, Dane. You suck and your success is as mysterious as the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot and UFOs.
Wonder if George Carlin ever commented on how bad Dane Cook's "comedy" is?
Dumbfounded113 1 year ago
Carlos Mencia, Dennis Leary and Dane Cook are all well-known joke thieves
and all three of these lying losers are multi-millionaires while most of those they stole their jokes from are no where near as successful as they are.
Dane Cook's toured, recorded CDs, gone Hollywood with A list actors and has to be worth a fortune. Mencia has his own show and does some movie work,
Dennis Leary's done movies, TV and commercials. All rich as hell.
Andrew D. Clay got rich off of Sam Kinison's jokes.
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HinataKpeach69 1 year ago
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what faggotry. only a fucking idiot dumb enough to like dane cook would think a piece of shit like this is funny.
cryptsub 1 year ago 2
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cryptsub 1 year ago
Dane Cook sells coked up versions of better comedian's jokes. Louie CK is real, and REAL funny.
davescout666 1 year ago
Dane Cook is hilarious... until you hear more than like two of his jokes.
STFUNOWlol 1 year ago
Louis CK = Staying Power
punchmyself 1 year ago 41
This video is funnier then any joke dane cook has ever told...
and its a pretty shit video
LWLeviathan 1 year ago 96
@LWLeviathan epic comment right there
tpstrat14 6 months ago
Dane Cook is the LEAST funny comedian on the face of the Earth. It astonishes me how he got so many specials on Comedy Central.
SittingGC 1 year ago 3
dane cook trys to hard to be funny and isnt. he does physical over the board jokes that are so fucking gay
sh115067 1 year ago 3
@sh115067 Wow then why do so many people go to his shows? Dumb motherfucker.
Luke10496 1 year ago
@Luke10496
Because a lot of people are unintelligent and Cook is an easy to understand, very vocal "comedian" who prances around onstage making rediculous movements and gestures.
Don't get me wrong- that's funny to a lot of people... just not to anyone who has graduated from high school or watched any decent comedy.
jordaniothefourth 1 year ago 2
@Luke10496 Same people billions of people are religious - they're stupid. Just because they're many doesn't mean they're right.
iSOBigD 1 year ago
Man...Look, I know Dane Cook ripped off those jokes and Louis CK is a fucking comedic god when compared to Dane Cook but why bash the people who still like Dane Cook? It makes no sense. Like Louis CK says, "I know it's wrong but I don't care." Dane Cook makes me laugh and it feels good.
"A donkey walks into a bar...OH SHIT A LYNCH MOB!"
Rip Dane up, fine, he deserves it, but leave me out of it.
deadpooh 1 year ago 2
Dane Cook sux!
AmerikiDork 1 year ago 3
"At least people laugh when I tell jokes"?
I could make Dane's audiences laugh pretty easy, too. All I need to do is watch funny comedians, copy their shit, and flail like a moron.
TheTerrorUforgot 1 year ago 2
there is no way dane cook stole those jokes, i mean look how pretty he is
johnnywaters9999 1 year ago
yep, this is bullshit. fuck dane cook. louis ck is one of the best comedians of our time, meanwhile, dane cook is a fucking retard with no talent.
sophiebro 1 year ago 4
Agreed fuck Dane Cook
jsilliker 1 year ago 4
Louis Ck > 10 Dane Cooks
ForceRecon198 1 year ago
Dane Cook is a piece of shit compared to Louis CK. Louis CK is brutally honest in all of his stand up, and has an awesome outlook on life, while Dane Cook just gets on stage jumps around and yells and doesn't give punchlines.
Disfajig 1 year ago
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chomskyknows 1 year ago
Dane Cook is horrible. He will tell you about a situation and then choose something random during that situation, emphasize it with some gestures and pauses for a laugh. He is the Family Guy of stand ups. Talentless faggot
MultiCrisper 1 year ago 3
Louis CK would shoot that nigga Dane Cook in the face.
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
Dane cook was funny when... Actually I don't recall him ever being funny
paulcrews 1 year ago
If you animated this video yourself, I might have been impressed. You're just as bad as Dane Cook. Someone else does the sweating, and you take the credit.
Dane Cook digs way deep into the past to rip off material sometimes.
He stole the baby name bit from one of Steve Martin's albums from the seventies.
He's really good at selling himself to punters, as this video shows.
likepolarity 1 year ago
@likepolarity that baby name joke was louis CK's
RAMSTERLORD 1 year ago
@RAMSTERLORD Let me be clear: I think Louis CK is a genius and Dane Cook is a putz, but the baby name joke was Steve Martin's back in the seventies. Listen to Steve Martin's old albums, and you'll hear what I mean.
There's nothing new under the sun, and Louis CK has a different spin on it that makes it fresh, while Dane Cook directly lifted from both of them. I don't need anyone to tell me the bear shits in the woods.
likepolarity 1 year ago
Louis CK is hilarious (so is his new show). And the only Dane Cook joke I like is the sneeze joke, only because in this case his annoying drawn out story works for the punch line. Otherwise, most of his jokes aren't worth the amount of time it takes for him to tell them.
OgameBluejay27 1 year ago
I never wanted to know what a Dane Cook fan's wetdream was, but now I can't unsee it.
jamauln1 1 year ago
Dane cook is a bunko artist are you fucking kidding me with this vid?
quintanna 1 year ago
FUCK DANE COOK.
freakingtall 1 year ago
I do admit that Dane cook is funny, but you just can't compare him to a comedy god such as Louis ck!!
Louis will always be on top!
Ps. I think Louis ck would be the one with the black shirt and Dane with the white..
ArmaniMenchaca1990 1 year ago
This video is almost as funny as Dane Cook's comedy.
mayonaises2002 1 year ago
how can anyone compare there two? its like apples and oranges! Louis CK is a comedian....Dane Cook is...loud.
slimshaid 1 year ago
Dane Cook is unfunny.
mismos00 1 year ago 3
Are you serious? Dane Cook is a punk bitch who steals jokes (and I thought it was pretty fuckin' funny you included that in your "Dane Cook is awesome" video) and Louis CK is a dude who makes people laugh with original shit. Not the same fuckin' routine, but new jokes all the time.
Dane Cook sucks nutsack. Louis CK is actually dope. Fuck this video.
DelBobby3030 1 year ago
Being a huge Louis CK fan I cant tell you how happy I am at the number of responses saying things like 'fuck Dane Cook, Dane Cook sucks' Louis was underrated for a while and lately really seems to be getting the acclaim he deserves while Dane Cook's reputation on the other hand not holding up so well as noted by this videos 13 thumbs up vs. 236 thumbs down.
pissedllama 1 year ago 3
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dane Cook used to be a sperm in his daddys balls when Louis CK performed.
Louis ck GOAT of stand upcomedy!
nakanmbytbudallenjt 1 year ago
@nakanmbytbudallenjt I'm glad you're defending louie but they're roughly the same age
MrFreeman420 1 year ago
@MrFreeman420
All I know is Louis Ck has performed live stand up since 1985. Who cares about the age, besides good then that makes dane cook worst and see for your self nobody likes that pieace of tool anyways
nakanmbytbudallenjt 1 year ago
@nakanmbytbudallenjt Well, like i said I'm on your side but Dane Cook does have an insane number of fans. How I feel is that CK is the one who talks about real shit thats often depressing, vulgar etc, whereas Cook focuses on nonsense. The majority of the teenage-fratdouche demographic would prefer Dane Cook's mindless dribble over Louis expression of what life means to many people just like himself.
MrFreeman420 1 year ago
@MrFreeman420
Yes teenagers like him because they think he is hot and oh my good dude he has a myspace lets add him wow dude yaa rock, little girls. Most of them just like him for no reason. Teenagers suck anyways they have no clue what anything is.
Dane cook has 2 stand up the most where Louie has damn he started at 1985 so do the math, He wrote many of Chris rock jokes and movies, david leterman, conan o'brian Louis CK is 10 ten stand up comedians of all time please stoip with dane cook
nakanmbytbudallenjt 1 year ago
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dane Cook used to be a sperm in his daddys balls when Louis CK performed.
Louis ck GOAT of stand upcomedy!
nakanmbytbudallenjt 1 year ago
dane cook is completely a hack and he hasnt just stolen from louis ck he's stolen from another comedic genius mitch hedberg! i really hate dane cook for what he's done. honestly the jokes that he hasnt stolen are stupid he kind of reminds me of the charactor randy (aziz ansari) off of funny people although i actually liked randy he was much like dane cook because he did all these over exagerated motions that dumb people just ate up its insane!!! but randy did have good jokes to make me laugh#LOL
straightGRIZZLYadams 1 year ago
dane cooks shit
LarryFxON3R 1 year ago
Stealing is stealing - it's wrong. Don't cheapen comedians livelihood by saying it's okay to steal jokes. It's just as bad as stealing a song, a work of art, or a novel. They write, edit, and hone their craft so that they can perform it, get laughs, more gigs and hopefully bigger and better things.
@bigj892820 - I know it's kind of irrational, but I sort of hate you for making this. Almost as much as I hate Dane Cook for being such a douchenozzel.
njuta 1 year ago 2
dane cook isnt..really . good... like all he does is spazz out half the shows.
calenorumbero 1 year ago
Louis C.K. > Dane Cook (by a wide fuckin margin)
bigj892820 = dumb cunt who wants to deep throat hack comedians
TheToughBrets 1 year ago 2
I heard Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia are touring together as a band, they wrote their own songs such as "stayin alive" how deep is your love" and "heartbreaker"...they started calling themselves the best extreme guys excellently exhubarating....Dane cook shortened the band name like his Bad Ass Mother Fucker joke (BAMF) ...they are now on tour calling themselves the BeeGees, completely original..
fodabonita 1 year ago
This is the douchiest thing I've ever seen.
ryanlock2u 1 year ago 3
dane cook sux
WolfLantern1 1 year ago
not saying dane cook sucks but louis ck made me laugh ALOT more and so far louis ck is getting better but dane cook is just getting worst.
Mailboxarsons 1 year ago
lol to bad dance cook sucks, Louis CK is way funnier
RyanRocksDC 1 year ago
In the real version, Dane Cocksucker lives up to his name and sucks Louie's cock. He thinks that yelling the joke makes it his own.
murderface414 1 year ago
I didn't see the part where Dane Cook wakes up from his dream.
MrMackeyMmmkay 1 year ago 3
Dane Cook sucks. Louis CK is amazing. Dane Cook wouldn't have a career if it weren't for stealing jokes. He's not naturally funny at all. He has decent stage presence, but that's about it.
EnragedClementine 1 year ago
considering dane cook is already a proven joke thief
barry770 1 year ago
whoever made this video is a fuckin faggot just like dane cook
JeromeyHomey 1 year ago
dane cook shops at stupid ass pet fuckers!
mrbonesmcgee 1 year ago
@mrbonesmcgee Shit ass pet fuckers*
JeromeyHomey 1 year ago