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  • LOVE THIS!

  • Appropriate that the robotic voice was used. Many so called conservatives are only able to repeat talking points like robots, sometimes rather loudly, as opposed to thinking for themselves.

    This video is a perfect example. Thanks

  • ah this is truly great

  • there are thinkers, doers, and critics. Thinkers reveal in exploring new ideas, Doers revel in making new things, and critics revel in watching the other two and commenting needlessly on their efforts.The thinkers and Doers improve the world and do not care to rule it. the Critic thinks he knows all and should rule all. there are both conservative and liberal critics. But there are no liberal/conservative thinkers/doers as they are to busy building a new world for all. which one are you?

  • This is propaganda

  • @ElMasriyeen It is, however there are many morons who take it in like kool-aid.

    Of course, it is intellectually lazy for someone to make a video where they are providing both sides of the conversation, since, their bias is always going to let the person they agree with win.

    It is just sad so many people watch this video and think it is great, when in reality, it is moronic and dumb. I am not even a liberal, but I can see this is a stupid video.

  • I fall down laughing whenever I read comments 3 comments down.Its a theory idiot.Theory being the key word in the sentence.But like that animation said we'll prob see the outcome of this stupid theory in another million years or do.

  • @MrOrangeblood34 You are laughing, yet display ignorance yourself. We don't need to live a million years to know that evolution is true. There is enough evidence as it is. Even lizards in certain island regions have been shown to noticeably evolve within a period of 30 years even evolving entirely new breathing mechanisms

    You underestimate the word 'Theory'. A theory is a provable or testable method of showing that something is true

    You can still be a conservative and not be a religious person

  • This is one of the dumbest videos I've ever seen. "So you think your ancestors were a patch of dirt" Way to prove you haven't remotely read the theory of evolution.

    Get over yourself. You split people into arbitrary binary groupings ignorant of the real meanings of the words you use. Then on top of that, you take only establishment positions. Nearly none of the crap you inarticulately expressed in this video are conservative views. No, you are just rattling off establishment GOP views. Big diff

  • @blusterfuck Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.

  • "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

    Ahahahaha!!!!!

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  • Love the part about the right wing media... "they also have glen beck"

    "a guy who cries an ears pie, that really tips the scale"

    Lawlz

  • I come from a pretty moderate community and being someone who isn't not left wing or right wing, I have to say I honestly did not believe that liberals were so elitist until I moved to a very left-winged area and saw it for myself. Lots of Priuses, high priced housing region, and a lot of spoiled rich kids smoking weed and going to the university who mostly wouldn't give you the time of day or are backstabbers or are just assholes in general.

  • @FortitudeOfHeaven Amen.

    

  • engineers and doctors built our technology!! Thumbs up for engineers!!!!! whew!!!!

  • actually hilary clinton is not against gay marriage, and ran her presidential campaign openly saying she supported gay marriage. this video is garbage

  • @JonathanCamore Clinton has gone back and forth many times on gay marriage. Or at least when she addresses the public.look up her wiki page on her political views.

  • @Elvishairdude89

    Another liberal hoax is exponential growth it's just a scare tactic invented by mathematicians..... Just because the human population went from 1 billion to 2 in 125 years and from 2 to 3 billion in 25 years, 6 to 7 in 12 years. What could be wrong with that? The Earth's resources are unlimited, right? It's not like we are living in a closed system or anything....

  • @Elvishairdude89 What is more important the health of the planet and the life living on it, the future of the humans or making a little more profit in our life time? I'm sure you agree that YOUR life is the most important thing in the universe...

  • @Elvishairdude89

    Yeah, the environment is all a liberal hoax. There is no pollution coming from the 82,769,370.4 bbl/day of oil burned. then there is the coal burned and the hundreds of acres of forest cut down. How could wasting these irreplaceable natural resources have any affect? Look at the Gulf of Mexico dead zone... probably just more of that tree hugger nonsense.

  • Propaganda at its best :)

  • whats so wrong about trying to make power cleaner? not saying democrats have all great ideas just one point that i kinda agree with.... not trying to be a tree huger just saying cause i live in phx an when the brown cloud isn't above us i feel better, an that's only after a big storm, that's about every 2 years lol

  • This is the only way a Conservative can win an arguement,when depicted in a cartoon and they control both sides of the dialouge.Keep up the good work

  • @chefbillgreen Nobody is controllong YOUR end of the dialog so get on it dude! Or run away mumbling about straw men like the rest of the losers.

  • The Democrat machine is an empty vessel, a massive inept corrupt and hollow walking corpse which keeps moving despite having no use purpose or reason to be except to infect and create more socialist zombies of the American people and do so by hook crook and coercion every step of the way. socialism is fascism and manipulation. the only thing holding the DP zombie up is money and the inertia of vested interests and bitter ender overindulged commie scum.

  • @thexcount CORRECT AND WELL SAID

  • 2001 reference nice.

  • "Now that tips the balance, a guy on late afternoon TV that cries and eats pies"

  • Al gore can go to hell

  • lol nice strawman argument against atheists. religion is as illogical as they come.

    religitard: how did it happen?

    rationalist: i don't know

    religitard: therefore god did it and sent jesus, who is really him, to earth on a suicide mission to "save" people when god could just forgive them in the first place.

    it's funny that the religitard in this vid criticizes the leftard for not using the scientific method.

  • @UltraProle21

    So I have one question for you. Can something come from nothing? I mean absolutely nothing. Scientists say no. Therefore something always has been. Always. We cannot comprehend this but it must be. So would that "something" be God? Me thinks so.

  • @Staveish 4 problems with that way of thinking:

    1) you're trying to apply thinking that is based on being inside of the universe to something "outside" of the universe. why would something outside of space and time have to obey the idea of cause and effect, which is based on time? what does it even mean to exist outside of space and time? or does your god exist inside of time? in which case, where did time come from?

    2) your thinking in no way implies any religion is true.

    cont'd

  • @Staveish 3) saying "god is incomprehensible" is just a cop-out that basically says "there is something incomprehensible that explains everything", which is absolutely useless and not verifiable.

    4) our notion of pure cause and effect doesn't always hold within the universe anyway. current laws of quantum mechanics are largely probabilistic in nature.

    overall, you're selectively using simplistic logic that raises more questions than answers.

  • @UltraProle21 i think you missed the point and misinterpreted

    sorry your too dumb :(

    the liberal called the republican a creationist

    even though she is one

    what dont you get

    are you really this hung up on your hatred of religion that you grasp for straws now

    you truly are an idiot

    he never said anything about god he was just trying to prove the liberal elite wrong

  • @walmartian555 "sorry YOUR too dumb" is hilarious in itself. thanks for the laugh.

  • Thanks so much for these wonderful weapons against ignorance!

  • I'm a libertarian (kinda conservative) but also is enviromentally concerned, not a fundie. I just feel the government needs to keep their noses out of ceratin things, and needs to be more local....and small.

    Furthermore the more we try to unite people, the more we split apart.....

  • Brilliant. Just brilliant.

  • This is a conservative's edited depiction of a poorly educated liberal's point of view. Of course if you are the creator of videos such as this one, and are conservative, you're going to make the conservative character sound rational, reasonable and knowledgeable with a hint of arrogance . You're no different than Fox News.

  • @FusionRecordsTV He didn't need to "make" the Liberal sound like anything. He's merely created a dialogue that shows the mindsets of both participants, and you object to it on the basis it is a created thing, biased by the non-Liberal maker. By that line of reasoning, nothing any non-Liberal has to say is worth listening to, and so a Liberal is always right.

    I'm sure the Nazis felt just the same way about their beliefs, and look what they did...

  • hhAHHAAH

  • "I have a feeling Social Security is another government program that will almost help you." That's inspired stuff.

  • Republican Tax cuts created a lot of jobs in FORCED ABORTION LAND (China)!

  • Slavery existed since ancient times, male dominance is present in all cultures and civilizations, racism happens in other countries too (South Africa and Australia), in the UK Germans and Italians were interned during World War II.

    Why is this women just blaming America?

  • FUCK YOU 315! Progresso is 10x times better than Campbells and your argument of how their tomato soup is better than their minestrone is total bullshit

  • What a great video. It really shows how mad 'liberals' are. They are so mad that it almost seems as if this video was made by a person or persons who don't like liberal views and wanted to lampoon them without giving someone who holds those views a chance to make a rebuttle. I'm glad that's not what happned becuase that would utterly rediculous, mayeb even as mad as the 'liberals' themselves. Luckily that is impossible.

  • Straw men.

  • @yossariancomplex "straw men" is not a magic incantation. You are invited to respond substantively if you choose but choose or no weaknesses and contradictions in your argument you have not answer for are not "strawmen."

  • @53foodserver What are you talking about? Punctuate your sentences because I can't understand you. Also, proof readig would help. I think you are trying to criticise my 'argument' but I'm not sure how. This video is a straw man. Google it and find out what it means.

  • @yossariancomplex (smile) No. What are YOU talking about? I merely point out that labeling something a "strawman" does not explain your argument--about anything. PS. change "have not answer" to "have no answer" and I think you'll understand better, my first post. 

  • ahahaha this is great also we had a teacher way back in elementary school who told us the Democratic party DID support slavery, against women's rights, etc, but that the two parties switched names in the 70s, and as a young kid I stored that in the back of my mind til I hear now that the two parties DIDNT actually switch places... I can't believe they told us that..

  • This made my day. I wasn't expecting to laugh this hard.

  • Its just straw man after straw man on liberal arguments. How anybody can take these serious is beyond me...

  • Ahh don't bring God into it, you can be environmentally aware, atheist and conservative. You were doing so well.

    Filling landfills with crap, destroying forests that creates deserts and overfishing is wrong whether there is global warming is real or not.

    Battlefield, you make good points, but you also show what is wrong with many typical conservatives.

    The liberal elite make me sick, but equally those obsessed with growth and more profit to keep the shareholders happy at any cost are wrong.

  • @Nabou1 Ok so you mention that everywhere is being over fished and forests are being chopped down? let me ask how much time have you spent in the forest or how much time have you spent fishing in these overfishing areas. because i'm quite sure you probably suck at fishing and if you think forest is vanishing that fast then you spend no time in the wild. american forests actually grew the last few years. yes they do get chopped down but for every tree chopped they plant new ones or business close

  • @joeyviolent Do your research Joey, look up deforestation world wide, not just in your back yard. As for fishing, you must live in a box if you don't realise that biodiversity in the sea is massively under threat. I do suck at fishing and only stroll through the woods on the odd weekend, but it doesn't give you an argument. Goodnight and good luck.

  • @Nabou1 Worldwide it isnt at threat. a i said for every tree they tear down they plant a new one. And no that is another lie, fishing in the oceans is not a threat. do YUR research and i mean real research not hippy bullshit websites. Again it's typical liberal nonsense. people who spend no time in the wilds and know nothing about it making up their "facts"

  • @joeyviolent Population - in 1800 there were 1 billion humans, 1927, 2 billion, 1960, 3 billion, 1974 4 billion, 1987 5 billion, 1999 6 billion, 2011 7 billion. This is what is known as exponential growth. Does this have an effect on the planet? Of course, how could it not? That's a lot of other life eaten and turned into humans. 388,588.6 bbl/day - That's the amount of oil burned EVERYDAY. 4,558,273,000 short tons of coal burned every year! Wake up!

  • @Nabou1 And hell this can be settled pretty easily. go to your local grocery store. take a look at the price of seafood and then go to your lumberyard. if either of these things were under threat from anything but government taxes that are imposed by environazi's the prices simply wouldnt be affordable. Now if you want some reliable studies i'll be glad to mail you some if you want as well.

  • @Nabou1 The person who made this video is only trying to espouse propaganda.

    I don't call myself a conservative or a liberal, I think that ascribing to any belief with totality is destined to lead you into a state of delusion.

    The problem with Battlefield315's videos is that they were created solely by him, he is providing both sides of the conversation, therefore his bias is always going to let the conservative character win.

    However in reality, he is just dogmatic and brainwashed.

  • @ec123456789able I think labelling ourselves is difficult, you never hear a tory voter in the UK announce "I'm a conservative" in company, as the named suggests, they tend to be a little more, well conservative. However, the left wing voters will loud and proud announce their socialist beliefs usually with a designer outfit on and a Mercedes car key on their fob, backed up by the left wing press they subscribe to. Talking the talk, failing the walk. Peace.

  • @Nabou1 With respect, you don't appear to have read my comment. I never commented as a leftist, I was merely criticizing why I disagree with Battlefield315's videos. He has created a parodying liberal stereotype to make the conservative standpoint seem valid when it negates certain points from the other side.

    This is why this video is propaganda, since it is biased by creating a straw-man of liberal ideology. It can't be called a debate when Battlefield315 is providing both sides of dialogue.

  • @ec123456789able you are using sophistry, and liberal talking points. I'm sorry but you play both sides off against each other, you put words into others peoples mouths and that is a quintessentially liberal, socialist tactic. Remember, nazi means national socialists.

  • @TheJustmike2010 OK, you clearly don't know what you are talking about. The Nazi's were far-right, not far-left. They were fascistic not socialistic.

    Saying I am quintessentially liberal when I was being impartial is moronic. It is Battlefield315 who is putting words into other people's mouths, not me. I would have just as much of a strong objection if this was a video biased towards liberalism. Besides, I am not even liberal.

    Seems it isn't me making assumptions after all.

  • @ec123456789able So, the nazi's where

  • @Tazer183 Your statement doesn't make sense?

  • looking down your nose at a creationist is equivilant of racism Hah ur a fucking tard cause you believe in a deity assholes its like brian griffen from family guy is a perfect example

  • looking down your nose at a creationist is equivilant of racism Hah ur a fucking tard cause you believe in a deity

  • Very well done!!

  • I agree with everything except the creationist part. Creationists are fucking tards.

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  • ROFL THIS VID IS TIGHT!!! DAMN LIBS HAHA!

  • This is just sad

  • Fucking liberals i love republicans so fucking liberals FUCK OFF!!!

  • @TheDarkwolf011 Why are you a Republican?

  • total false propaganda....this is nothing liberals stand for.......And i'm pretty sure Conservatives are the ones cutting taxes for the richest americans.

  • @purplecitymadness LOL it is!!

  • "democrats from back then are the republicans now" ROFL

  • @cmiller8492 hah like they suddenly switched bodies...

  • @cmiller8492 hah like they suddenly switched bodies...

  • She has a nice rack

  • @mistermassive1 That is because they are acheivers that are not waiting around on somebody else to do it for them. A repulican says, "gimme a dollar and I will show you how", a liberal says "Gimme a dollar!.

  • @metermanx actually liberal make more money on average than conservatives. not to mention the majority of rich conservatives inherit their money. but do not let fact get in your way and continue to let the top 1 percent steal every opportunity available for the middle class to advance in this world

  • @Mrinebriation That is just an outright lie. Rich conservatives just inherit their money? I think it is the other way around my friend. See above post. The only way you become a slave in America is if you don't take responsibility for your own actions and expect someone else to do it for you..via liberals. I think the OWSr's are calling you..hurry up now!

  • @metermanx i said most look at some rich cons like forbes and the koch brothers inherited money

    i believe in equal opportunity not result

  • @metermanx This is one of the best comments I have ever read!

  • @metermanx

    Here's the thing about liberals and conservatives.

    There are two kinds of people in the world. People who think there are two kinds of people in the world and those that know better.

  • LOL as a liberal I laugh at this kind of attitude exhibited by some liberals.

  • @aspottedcheetta Whether Homosexuality is disgusting or not is an opinion. But there can be Homosexuals out there who are against gay marriage for they know that it is morally wrong. And they themselves do not act upon their own lustful desires and control themselves.

  • @DuckFeetProductions: Isn't saying "magic sky man" also "writing your opponents argument"? But, it's OK for you. Equal standards don't appply to the elite. I fail to see how you think that's fair. And who are you to call this "monotonous drivel"? Who do you think you are, msnbc...?

  • I fail to see how writing your opponent's argument is the same as winning in an actual debate, or even valid whatsoever. These 12 minutes of monotonous drivel is pointless, I find the creationist part the most bizarre, you take the position of the most rational and yet believe in a magic sky man.

  • Liberals are a menace. THey are seriously grounds for civil war. They are KILLING our children by forcing them to integrate with violent Blacks and are destroying their minds with crazy pie in the sky bs that ruin them. We have to stop tolerating these BASTARDS

  • Holy strawmen Batman!

  • hahhahah LIBERALS ARE SO DUMB

  • Liberals like Obama have invented "CRAPitalism"....cause Capitalism is dead....We need more Green Energy Companies...so we can watch them go Bankrupt.....Gives the FBI something to do....HUGE Investigations...

  • For the sake of America:

    watch?feature=player_embedded&­v=nd0PRGCq3wY

  • Liberals are the dumbest things to walk the planet.Hell I think the Neanderthals were smarter

  • this is funny how liberals want these rich people to feel obligated to give away there many to the poor. they earned it somehow so they can do what they want with it as long as they are not doing crimes with it.

  • @TheShootTruth10 It is not that they should "give their money away", it is about the simple fact that if you make more you should pay a larger percent or at least the same percent as everyone else but without tax breaks for making more. But why am I even explaining this to you? You can't even figure out how to use the word there v.s. their correctly I doubt you understand economics.

  • I want to thank whomever made this vid, this crap is awesome.

  • This is SO TRUE. LIBERAL ELITES think the masses must be CONTROLLED AND OPPRESSED by the Government thru regulation and taxes. Sounds like Communism to me.

  • this video is FOXNEWS VS. MSNBC

  • @29Essan You're RIGHT. FOX NEWS = The Man with Common Sense and a Real Argument. MSNBC = The Woman on Marijuana and Clueless.

  • @kaiwarrior2000

    Fox-news= believe in white power and kill off anything and everything non-white

  • @29Essan Oh GREAT...Another Retard.

  • @29Essan

    are you saying that i should agree with you or be called names? in that case i want to be called names.

  • are these nipples or buttons? 

  • wow this vid is WILDLY incorrect.

  • @TheOnlyAttrition I belive you are wildly incorrect sir

  • @deepinalaska exactly how am i incorrect?

  • @TheOnlyAttrition well for one you are a death meatal fan need I remind you they are all satanic second you are obviously a liberal which in and of its self makes you incorect and third you didn't even cpitolize your "I" please use proper grammar from now on

  • Oh I'm a whiny bitchy conservative and the whole world, especially the minorities, are trying to hurt me. They're elites because they're more educated than I am because conservatives cut education funding. BOO-HOO Grow the fuck up people.

  • @GTR66960 - Another hate mongering Liberal Fascist. You'd be hilarious if you weren't a Useful Idiot.

  • @thomaserossi Useful idiot is what I see. Liberal fascist? That's a complete contradiction from two sides of the political spectrum. Do you know the difference, son?

  • @GTR66960: it is not a contradiction:: Left-wing fascism is a term used to describe tendencies in left-wing politics that contradict or violate the progressive ideals with which the Left is usually associated. When the left attempts for forse their beliefs on others...they are acting in a fascist way. Left wing idiots claim to believe in tolerance...they claim to be understanding...they claim to live and let live...yet when they disagree with you they become intolerant fascist jerks.

  • @MrStrident SO TRUE

  • If you ever want to disagree with a conservative, just watch this first so you know what a real conservative is and thinks.

  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO! LOL

  • LOL so the DEMOCRATS did all the bad things!!! Now I see.

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  • Lol, nothing funnier than hearing a creationist trying to take on science by using their own brand of science.

  • @MegaWinnieGirl Oh please, that never even happens in the video. He was making fun of all of the retarded "English majors" who talk about science, but have no understanding of it.

  • @caferoflz The big bang?

  • @MegaWinnieGirl I think the sarcastic explanation of the universe magically popping into existence, sums up pretty well what most people who reference the big bang actually think. Also, barring some sort of random quantum fluctuation where nothing suddenly becomes something, it is not well understood how the big bang occurred.

  • @IAm1337Tube yes because america's public education system is so amazing.. it isn't as though it is on the lower end of other developed nations or something....

  • @mistermassive1 says the person who didnt spell you're correctly

  • The first couple of sentences of the Book of Genesis are remarkably like the Big Bang Theory.

  • "Cash for clunkers" LMAO

  • Hmmm... what gives the actual elite - the top 20% of our population - more power?

    Is it not lower taxes?

    Is it not the removal of all rules and supervision from financial markets?

    Is it not the ownership of our government through corporate lobbyists and campaign contributions?

    Are those not ALL Republican platform points??

    The Elite own America, it is conservatives that ensures this remains true.

  • STRAW MAN

  • @mistermassive1

    Two words, George Soros.

  • if anything in this video were true, i'd consider being a republican

  • @thebestanswerever why do you think it isn't?

  • @theultimaterockr because i am a liberal, and every single answer the woman has is the most ignorant answer that could possibly be given, talk to a real liberal, ask a real liberal any of those questions and see how different the answer is, that is bogus, republicans only wish that liberals were that ignorant, in reality, its the republicans that sound like that, its simple, just ask a republican to name a policy that the republicans have done to improve there life in the past 30 years,

  • @thebestanswerever A lot of liberals are that ignorant. I don't know any Republicans that sound like her. I do know Obamanites who do though. What would your response to the questions be?

  • @thebestanswerever u mad bro?

  • @luvstosplooge14 i'm not mad bro, just dissapointed is all...sigh

  • @thebestanswerever y u mad tho?

  • @luvstosplooge14 i told you , i'm not mad, i'm very dissapointed is all,,, sigh

  • @thebestanswerever I'm starting to realize that we are trained to align to a side and boast which one we pick and dislike the other. Thank you for the comment it is helping me to understand.

  • Liberal = Fascist with good intentions Liberal = moral idiocy Liberal = interrupt you in your freedom of expression, because their freedom of expression that is more important Liberal = fight about issues they do not understand Liberals are the first to = protect the fascists ... and the first die when the Fascists rule

  • @aspottedcheetta Homosexuality is completely natural -- to them heterosexuality is disgusting, but they don't go around trying to take yours and my rights away.

  • @aspottedcheetta No, you're disgusting!

  • @SusumuKurobe Of yes right, only conservatives are capable of truly appreciating bad anti-liberal satire..My bad. Wonder how many thumbs up you give to great anti-conversative satire?

  • @86Xforce You are so unbelievably ignorant.

  • Man, if you are going to go on ignorant rants about the fictitious fallacies of liberalism, don't do it like a pussy. Respond to the comments, and maybe, just maybe, do a real video, not a cartoon

  • There is nothing wrong with gay marriage. God does not exist. The conservative is an ignorant fool.

  • @wesleysonic Homosexuality is a disorder.

  • @LittleSn00py No, you are a disorder.

  • @wesleysonic Homosexuality is a pathology alright.

  • Fuck capitalism! Support communism!

  • affirmative action is bullshit.

  • @1:40:why?,it isn't wrong,but a little... close minded and unnecessary

  • "I'm a Liberal."

    "Oh no!"

    I lol'd

  • what is funny about this video is the fact that the conservative is using the say debating rhetoric as a typical liberal. Liberals are so moronic.

  • 4:48 - 5:36

    Now that I think of it... shit its true. :/