Concoction #3 - Expired Meat & Ski

[FedArteUrbano]

Great for a post work out nutrition.

[TheWisestWizards]

@FedArteUrbano You better believe it.

[magistic345]

how didn't you get food poisoning?

[forknifespooon]

You guys shoud blend a can of chewing tobacco, hot sauce, and potato chips.

[digisprite]

hope u read this chilli sauce, beer and chicken

[U23Drocs]

Hope you read this, for a blended idea: Orangina (carbonated organge soda with REAL orange juice) and Chili :P

[TheWisestWizards]

@U23Drocs  We read everything! Adding this one to our list, thanks!

[U23Drocs]

@TheWisestWizards yay :D

[cyberbeth13]

yummy

[TheRobResponds]

This is probably worse than the new ones ^^

[TheWisestWizards]

@TheRobResponds You are correct.

[pendejadafcc]

Did you see that whirlpool in the blender? It looked like it was about to turn into a portal into another dimension!

[mdgolf33]

ski is amazing. i live in clinton county ill. where is t was invented. cant believe he put it with that though.

[culwin]

I think it's safe to assume that anything + Ski is going to be an undrinkable product. Even when anything = nothing.

[TheWisestWizards]

I actually like Ski. One of the few Sodas I will drink by itself.  -J

[Nic33rd]

You, sir, are hilarious!

[gtghome]

how do you know if a video is featured?

[TheWisestWizards]

When you click on Statistics & Data it will tell you.

[Chick6517]

well if i must say that was AMAZING haha the details were just fantastic haha honstly i liked it it was great ... you cuaght my attention right at the beginning

[SensoryOssuary]

this dude's body is his temple

[speedemon189]

and he drops the camera at 2:37 lmao thatd be great

[Zaphi1337]

hhaha xD eewie

[Namrea]

ew dude.. ew

[zappared]

You should blend a sxehpil photo or Fred t-shirt next time. Drink something with meaning.

[zappared]

How is this featured, I mean cmon. No offense and props to you, but this is nothing compared to Fear Factor style.

As for the meat, it's probably processed enough to be good since 1987 if it wanted to be.

[HumanStrategy]

Dude, you're a mammal like any other. Eating this stuff, although not advisable, is not creating a serious life-threatening risk to your body; at least not one that couldn't be remedied within 24 hours^^

[TheWisestWizards]

Well, we aren't trying to kill ourselves here... We're trying out some crazy recipes, and maybe even hoping to discover some good ones too.

[HumanStrategy]

"and maybe even hoping to discover some good ones too."

You hope to discover a good recipe by using month old bacteria filled meat products?

Good luck with that one. Perhaps you'll find another kind of penicillin.

[NotSoUniversal]

for some reason, that seems good to me...not the expired meat though...fresh mean n' soda

[sinistermoon]

Is that a RIngmaster shirt?

[TheWisestWizards]

Good eye man, impressive with only the top of the hat showing.

[lodownpoet]

that was sick... i laughed my ass off... poor guy... did you see his face... he wanted to puke about 4 times... lmao/...

[jyhammy]

try moutain dew next time

[TheWisestWizards]

Mountain Dew is pretty much the same thing as Ski. They taste very similar.

[lampybottom]

I'm not sure that your going to get to many ladies after drinking/ eating that. =)

[lampybottom]

I'm not sure that your going to get to many ladies after drinking/ eating that.

[swiderzki]

i wish i was friends with this guy. hes hilarious

[Donyotu]

get a life

[josephisbad]

dude your a fucking idiot

[yatah]

What's the freakin point of this video? It's like filming yourself eat your own shit..

NOW WAIT A MINUTE !

We got the next 2girls1cup right here on youtube guys, awesomeness!

[DeformedGravy]

someone wants attention

[miguelsaysftw]

lol u do dis for fun? lol u got balls

[OweNKent]

your a trooper man

[swajsofa]

Complete waste of time, except for 1:24-1:33. "It smells like somebody farted. I mean, I did fart, but it's worse."

That's idiot gold right there.

[PrettyDankShit]

ha this guys boring.

[punkrockgirl182]

Prove its expired first. I didn't see any sort of mold or coloring of the meat

[TheWisestWizards]

Well, it would be kind of hard to completely prove it without actually being there in person... but one way to tell is that when he dumps it out, it is not soft and is clumped together.

[captainrojahz]

Yeah. You're a hoosier. Dumbass. You could have done this in 90 seconds. Learn to edit.

[TheWisestWizards]

No edits or cuts in the concoction videos. You get the full experience. Also, people would accuse us of switching the contents of the blender during the cuts.

[misterkuul]

sacrifises so mutch, yet such a looser, 9< views. feel bad 4 him.

[matteknattetjatte]

i fell asleep.. im sleeping now cuz hes so booring

[iheartblackholes]

i don't care, i'm clicking back now

[lubeees]

this guys sucks, i give him 5 stars

[csuScorp]

wtf is the point of this?

[tiggerrrr01]

the point of this is???

[denniewezendonk]

hahaha 25 days... is that American humor? I think it would be interesting after at least 3 months!

[Godzillaguy009]

ski?

haaha

never heard of it

that looked horribly gross, 5-star'd

[GuntiaMilitaria]

hmmm....boring..

[kenyi1234567]

why ???

[nederlink]

???????

[kitkit6]

mmmm... seems like hez enjoyin it to be honest :P

[tehpeh]

this guy is !@#$in ridiculous i give him 5 stars!

[helraizr]

Lame. shoot it down, all of it!.

Then do the second half from the bathroom getting rid of it.

[OreWaSeishunDa]

You are one bad dude. I'm too much of a wuss to do stuff like this. XD

[geraldgoh7845]

ew i bet that teste horrible........

[bgoodeh]

The meat would still be fine. Its just like eating a sandwich or meat and washing it down with soda pop. No biggie.

[sheiksubra]

i hope you get partnered

[TheWisestWizards]

Thanks. And it is a decent blender... we might need to upgrade in order to really blend some of the upcoming concoctions though...

[sheiksubra]

i have that blender

[GazeRock123]

nooooooooo don't do it! lol

[Dollarboy1000]

so whats up with the llama flag?

[TheWisestWizards]

It's actually a Reindeer blanket we have hanging to cover up the window due to the glare.

[sasuke5987]

Whos the guy sitting in the back...

[sasuke5987]

you forgot to add the beer.....

[TheWisestWizards]

That would be Mike Waterpipe.

And Ryan's Christmas gift to his mom was to not drink for 2 months. So no alcohol in the concoctions until Feb 25th.

[sasuke5987]

That sucks....D: oh well

[sightlines]

wat he didnt drink it all

[TheWisestWizards]

I know, we are trying to fix that for future episodes. Starting a full glass rule.

[msloverock]

hahahha....

i wanted to throw up on my computer...

"it smells like butter"???? hahahah

[tubsmcgee101]

two full servings of mold and carbonated soda!

[PlanningLounge]

Where do ya find SKI soda?!?! lol

[TheWisestWizards]

Ski can be found in Arkansas, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Ohio, and Tennessee.

According to the Ski WIki

[sasuke5987]

Never seen it in my area I live in indiana.

[biologyprodigy]

I have never seen Ski soda before.

[420fungi]

lame.

[TheLonelyWaffleKid]

wats the poitn of this???

[swajsofa]

By my calculations the poitn is 8.42502, or, expressed another way, the shocking and continual disconnection of Inernet-Age adolescents with the basic tenets of English grammar.

Learn to fucking spell and proofread.

[PeachykeenLNG]

"By my calculations the poitn is 8.42502, or, expressed another way, the shocking and continual disconnection of Inernet-Age adolescents with the basic tenets of English grammar.

Learn to fucking spell and proofread. "

LOL WOW swajsofa! what's a poitn? maybe you should learn to spell and proofread. heh

[LadyTai7]

Why would you wanna get sick with the e coli bacteria or something like that... ya can't find a tall building to jump off of...

[Iceman503]

This had me laughing hard. You shouldve taken a man swig though. Sweet choice of expired meat! Never heard of Ski though. Was it just me or did the stuff look like an ass when he opened the cover as it was blending? Jackass flag behind was a nice touch too.

Nice work Ryan.

[TheWisestWizards]

You and Ryan must think alike... because nearly every time he opens that blender he talks about it looking like butt cheeks. Thanks for watching Iceman.

[lavieweiwuwei]

ugggghghh WHY?

[DailyGrower]

You can get food poisening of that ;)

Wich really sucks.

[bassboy923]

blugh!!!!!

[yesjenisback]

i always heard that soda evaporated coke

[coolcon2000]

YUMMY!!

5 Stars for the sheer guts you have1

[ronalderik]

So gross!!!

[hiall80]

it wasnt expired bitch

[keptyeti]

It's nice to see real talent on display in a Youtube video for a change.

Please do a video where you eat a big spoon full of Comet (sink cleansing powder). I think it would be hilarious.

Also please do a video where you eat fifty or sixty fire ants without chewing them.

Finally, I would like to say that I am your biggest fan. I you refuse my requests I will be very disappointed.

Thank you,

KY

[TheWisestWizards]

Real talent indeed, thanks. Even if you were being sarcastic. Also, Ants and Comet are not happening.

Thanks for watching though.

[15caitlin15]

aww man that sucks so bad! i hope you dont get to sick!

[canttuchdis]

retarded, you are eating expired PRESERVED food. yes preserved food, 30 days is hardly adventurous.

[DeebzOnZ]

this video reminds me of something.. ahhh.. will it blend? ... coke + chicken? cochicken

[TheWisestWizards]

Maybe we should have called it "Will he puke?" cochicken might taste pretty good.

[Cythenthia]

2008?

[TheWisestWizards]

Yes, the meat was about 30 days past the expiration date. And it did smell bad once opened.

[Cythenthia]

when did you make this? it says you posted it in 2009

[TheWisestWizards]

I believe it was filmed on January 13th.

[Cythenthia]

200-? well yeah. you should eat yougurt and tofu :)

[DrakescytheHell]

The second drink got me I was only asking why up to that point, then it was only laughing.

[dorkz]

looks yummy! lol

protein drink!

how tasty!

[ZmoneyENT]

I hope he poisons himself in the next video! If he does I will subscibe =)

[dasouljah1]

Chug it

[Steele999]

Okay man that is just NASTY!

[luckliberty]

I have smegma behind my foreskin

[stumblebear]

oh sick... thats just cruel...

[zapped111]

and why!

[shaneclone15]

ITS SHANE

[kizmet5000]

Grossness aside, I have never heard of Ski. What part of the country is it from? Also, did you get ill afterward?

[TheWisestWizards]

I believe it is from Tennessee and they sell it East of the Mississippi, according to their website. And he did not get I'll after this video, but did after #4, which will be online in a day or so. Thanks for watching.

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Have you poured Coke on pork before? Usually maggots come out, now THAT would be gross. If you blended that together, with the maggots.

[TheWisestWizards]

We might try Coke and Pork, but there will be no maggots involved. You should do it yourself with the maggots, instant internet fame.

[deCoygal99]

masochist, exhibitionist

didn't you get enough attention when you were a wee wee one...anyway...pooopeee...yuk and vomit

[ale531]

you must have gotten some serious fucking illnes

[zuhaibz5]

i almost puked

[tmays402]

can't you get seriously sick from that?

[TheWisestWizards]

I have a feeling we are going to be getting this question on a lot of videos from here on out... If the videos ever stop coming out, then you have your answer.

[simplyme06710]

but it made me gag a little

[simplyme06710]

cool...

[lilTim1998]

dont u has nothin better to do with ur time?

[TheWisestWizards]

I personally think this is the best idea I've had for a video.... maybe ever.

[lilTim1998]

well it suckd, so probebebly all ur other vids suck.

[ASimplePraise]

.... and the Million Dollar question is.... WHY!?

[TheWisestWizards]

Our goal is to entertain the internet.

[crystalblue666]

less talky, more sicky

[anarchyclub1]

yes!

[crystalblue666]

also show the puking

[TheWisestWizards]

So far no one has puked. I think we have come close a few times... but not yet. It will be shown if it happens, I guarantee that.

[zagorx]

again why?

[1984IcameandIstayed]

All in a day's work.

Do You psych yourself up before the show?

[xSt43lthx]

that's funny

[psu4life34]

fuck

[FCule]

yummy. fuck no!

[b1ackic3]

sucks to be you

[pajaro64646464]

WTF??

[bendlor]

i could smell it...

[WannabeGadd]

Haha, that's fascinating. Too bad YouTube can't broadcast the smell of things featured in the videos ;D Did you barf consequently? Diarrhea or something like that? No? 8D

[TheWisestWizards]

Trust me, you do not want YouTube to broadcast the smell. The moment the meat was opened was the moment I wished I didn't have a nose.

As far as side effects go. I don't think he felt too bad afterward. In order to prevent this we created a new rule that Ryan must always finish a full glass of whatever he blends. Apparently he is still feeling #4 which will be up soon.

[WannabeGadd]

Yup, The Wisest Wizards have devised a wise rule for Ryan! And, somehow, I have a hunch the next version of the rule will propose time-bound chuging; say, like, 15 seconds 8D

[TheWisestWizards]

That's not a bad idea... although some of these are very thick and you do have to chew them. We need to get one of those Will It Blend? blenders.

[WannabeGadd]

Oh, yeah, "Will It Blend?" blenders! You guys shall be unstoppable ;D That piece of machinery really is that tough? Good luck I wish to you all, proceed with your divine mission!

[teenvideogamenerd]

LOL !! LMAO ROFL !!