i believe in quantum science and the laws of the construct of the universe. i'm more of a researcher , i'm not anything. I am me. when i say fuck it all, i meant , to hell with the dogma's of society.
the smartest ppl are gnostics, not atheists, religion is a fraud but secrets lie within each one. that's why they are what they are, they are hiding the reality. and atheists are just ignoring there is a reality besides the physical world you can see. quantum physics will be religion in the future, me and you will probably be dead by then, but mabe not, quantum physics is the old science and religion of the ancients. free energy, levitating blocks to build pyramids , ect.
The funniest part of all this is, before I was an atheist, I spent several years questioning God's morality. I was absolutely horrified by the idea of a heaven people couldn't get into for reasons beyond their own control. Shortly before I started doubting God's existence, I told God, in prayer, that he could count me out. I would rather go to hell, than a heaven that some people just couldn't get into for reasons beyond their own control. The idea of that heaven was scarier than hell for me.
I totally agree with your view of about Audie Murphy. I grew up with his movies and know his life's story. I'd guess most of the youtube members are too young to be familiar with him or his movies, and that's a shame.
Yokeup & jezuzfreak. I think they're both seriously deranged. I know that there's no 'thing' nor any 'one' who could ever convince me to kill my child...period!!
As always, you make some of the best and most thought provoking videos on youtube.
if there is a god thats allpowerful fuck him because he allowed rape and child mollestation and torture of children so if there is one he can kiss my fucking ass
@infectingthecrypts - Audie Murphy was the most decorated soldier in WWII. He received The Medal of Honor, Distinguished Service Cross, 2 Silver Stars, The Legion of Merit, 2 Bronze Stars with valor, 3 Purple Hearts, The European-African-Middle Eastern campaign medals, 4 bronze Battle Stars, 2 Presidential citations and the French Legion of Honor. No one soldier has ever outdone him.
ill reply to myself... Audie Murphy was a real soilder in WW II and later became an actor... Gary Cooper played Alvin York a highly decorated solider (WW I)
@whitman1974 Um... Audy Murphy served during World War II. And he played himself in the movie to Hell and Back, not Gary Cooper. He became an actor after his military career. Was in a shit ton of westerns.
"RIGHTOUS REASON"!! very true... my childhood friend is a thief, a drug dealer and hates women. this man will talk for hours about "Jesus" and the purity of the "Bible"... its kinda funny how i dont believe in his faith and still dont have any of his personal problems. i never had to be sat down and taught right from wrong. "religion is the last refuge of a scoundrel"
I went to yokeup's website. A singularly scary experience. His cursor is the phrase; "watcking over my SHEEP." That has the ring of truth. Yokeup sees us as sheep. Even more frightening is the fact that sheeple are actually buying into his brand of psychotic drivel.
Matt 5:43-44 "You have heard that it was said, 'You must love your neighbor' and hate your enemy. But I say to you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you, so that you will become children of your Father in heaven, because he makes his sun rise on both evil and good people, and he lets rain fall on the righteous and the unrighteous."
You think you're following these passages with what you're doing?
I really wonder how many youtube christians are actually going to get to heaven.
Matt 5:38-39 "You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. But I tell you not to resist an evildoer. On the contrary, whoever slaps you on the right cheek, turn the other to him as well."
Someone may have already posted this, but here is some info on Audie Murphy.
He received the Medal of Honor, the US Armys highest award for valor with 32 additional U.S. and foreign and foreign medals and citations, including five from France and one from Belgium.
His awards include: Medal of Honor, Distinguished Service Cross,two Silver Stars,
the Legion of Merit,two Bronze Stars with Valor device, and three Purple Hearts.
hes gona dun shoot you good! hes such an idiot. he cant even pronounce the most simple words. im usually discharged from a conversation because im so young but i love to throw in my 10C worth, :D
BIG mistake. The majority of the smartest people on Youtube will probably be atheist but they will be are too smart to waste time debating nonsense, as I do. In some ways that makes me a fool.
I wouldn't put myself in the top 100,000 atheists on Youtube. Seriously, you should see me trying to do fairly simple maths. I'd love to "wear the crown" you offer, cause I have an ego, but the fact remains - it ain't mine. :)
yokeup refers to a 2000 year old text that hasnt been reinforced and in fact has been bastardized and shitted on by nearly everyone in those 2000 years...
he's just a dumbass blinded by what other possibilities there are in this world
there are a lot of things that remain true within the 2000 years which have been PROVEN true....
im sorry buddy but theres not one piece of definite proof that God exists... unless God talks to you; in which you better hope you brought your video recorder with you, God is only what you perceive it to be....
Lets say IF there was a God. What about other religions with scriptures, so does that mean other religions are JUST AS true as others and there are other gods?
Along with that, if extraterrestrials exist, would they believe in the same God that christians do?
You christians try to force everything upon people but when we see what you mean but you people don't understand what we mean in a neutral sense, you fear change..
You do not listen to correction, and hey look, as yokeup referred to the text, those who do not accept correction are infinitely stupid, so it looks like you and yokeup are that, and you guys have your guns backfired
When I started watching this vid, I thought I was lookin' at a young Bruce Willis, then he started speaking with that adorable accent and I suddenly realized, YEEESSS! There IS a GOD!!!
Maybe Yokeup thinks he's been hallucinating the existence of atheists . It speaks well of our position that the christians have such a poor understanding of existence that they think their number one irritation doesn't even exist. If they're so wrong about that they're probably pretty wrong about God,no? I mean , they don't seem to understand the concept (existence )in the first place.
the main reason christians are not well liked by athiest because you speak in the same ideological language as those in the crusades who murdered tens of millions of people to force their beliefs on unwilling people.
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The Crusades were a self-defence by Christians
being attacked by barbarians led by Muslim tyrants permitting raping, robbing, and murdering Christians. Stalinist atheists murdered more people than anyone in the Dark Age of intollerance Christianity has long outgrown unlike Chinese Commmunist atheists who murdered 60 million Chinese to steal their food and needs Orwellian Thought Police
Stoning to death people who work on Sunday,killing homosexuals, a talking snake, every human being in the world coming from just two people, A God who prefers sheep herders over farmers for some unspecified reason, A God who asks one of his follwers to kill his son just to see if he'd do it, then later on actually accepts the sacrifice of a man's virgin daughter,A God who approves of genocide and infanticide. Yeah, Christianity makes more rational sense. FUCK YOU.
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I don't have irrational hatred of anybody. I
hate stupid religious bigots such as yourself demonizing Christians which benefits nobody. Its rational for Jews to hate Nazis giving hate speeches about Jews to incite hate crimes
But your utter lack of thought, brought about by religion, causes you to perceive ANY opposing viewpoint as hatred and stupidity. I think I'm speaking the truth and I can back it up.
The video explains why atheists MUST exist, contrary to Yokeup's assertion that they don't. To call my argument stupid demonstrates that you are awash with bias and misconceptions and, dare I say, irrational hatred of myself and those like me.
I'm willing to guess you don't think I'm stupid. Why say I am?
A complete lack of intellectual respect is NOT hatred.
And many Muslims accuse me of hate speech when I mock their beliefs too. Maybe you ought to watch some more of my videos before getting your stetson all sweaty.
Excellent response, though a bit late on my part. Your points make a lot of sense. I particularly dig the fact that you say that if there IS a creator/god, that he's not THAT petty. Couldn't agree more.
I just watched Jokeup's video and my sides hurt from laughing,( it gets even better on a second viewing ) he even does a Stuck on Stupid vol 2 follow up, but sadly useing many of the same gags, anyhow thanks Phill, I needed a good laugh!.
as he was doing these things ,,,do you believe for one second that he was thinking about his eternal soul?..it doesn't work that way. just as gang members don't think about the death penalty when they kill another gang member.
audy murphy was a sharecroppers son from greenville texas. he got the congressional medal of honor(highest accolade for bravery in america) for a single act of bravery.
sitting on a burning tank he shot a fifty caliber machine gun killing many germans and saving his platoon.
he later made several hollywood movies and kept a gun under his pillow every night. he was paranoid and hopelessly addicted to alcohol. he died in and airplane crash looking for land to buy as a real estate speculator.
That is why I'm a Pantheist. The "ALL" is God to me, but not a Surpreme Being. It is an "IT" "It" is a HE and a SHE and all thing. I understand what YOLKUP is saying. When I hear someone say that they are an Atheist, there also saying that they and the universe and the "ALL" don't exist. Something is responsible for you to be breathing right now. What ever you think is responsible for you to be breathing, which is the ALL-IN-ALL to me and I call it a god. Cheers!
Also, I do not believe in create. Physics says that energy and matter can't be destroyed nor created. It has always been here in some shape and form. Energy can be coverted to matter and vise-versa only. There is no such thing as empty space as it is all full or we could not travel thru it. You can't make something from nothing, when nothing doesn't exist. I hope this all make sense. Cheers Mate!
Intresting! I am not a deism. I'm a Pantheist, which dosen't whole the concept of a Deism. So you can argue with me even though I'm not arguing with you. :) Your a cool guy, who has it all together almost. I agree with what you say 99% Cheers
LOL. Let's just make that 99.999999%. If that is a joint your smoking, pass it over. :) I don't know why, but you remind me of the actor Bruce Willis. Do you ever get that from people?
philhellenes you can't help someone who is arrogant and poke's at religion.Without them saying I have done wrong.Like dr Phil says you can't change what you acknowledge.
"I think no one wants to die and be gone forever."
You say that, yet you can not imagine how it would be with no conciussness. And you can imagine how it would be to live forever. What would you do, after 100 million years? A neverending life, that would just keep going, to me, that does not sound fun. I wouldn't mind living a long time, but to live for all eternity, nah.
You mention Yokeup being creepy ... well, to the extent that anyone is religious is usually a good meter of how much they creep me out. It's a fairly dependable yardstick for how warped they're are.
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Atheists are cowards!
You simply do not want to acknowlege that a God exists in a world where bad things happen. And atheists almost never risk their lives. Have you?---YOU IGNORANT FUCK PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO THEIR OWN OPINONS
What a peculiarly biased and stupid person you must be. Tell me, was it the desire to believe you're going to live forever that drove you mad or the fear of death?
As for your question, I risked my life when I was kid, several times, during "dares" and the like. As an adult, I admit, I cannot recall risking my life (parachuting doesn't count), but then I have never seen a pram in front of an oncoming bus either.
As a kid, almost eneryone has risked their life in one way or another. I do not fear death, and I think no one wants to die and be gone forever. And, if I am insane, and being insane causes me to belive I will live forever, I think I'd like to be insane.
ever seen an atheist take on a group of islamist extremists to rid the world of stupidity/fanaticism? even if you are against the war, you must admit that there are atheists who join up specifically to fight fanaticism. there is positive atheism for you!
What an ignorant thing to say. I served as a search and rescue swimmer in the navy and deployed during the invasion, and I'm an atheist. Find me and call me a coward to my face, or tell me I won't risk for the welfare of my fellows.
Sorry Friend, you are committing the ultimate folly trying to present a rational argument to Yokeup...
I have watched many of Yokeups videos and read his comment threads (pointless, he edit out the people who score points against him...) and the one thing I am quite certain of is that Yokeup listens to no one, indeed, he is incapable of listening to anyone... and he certainly can not understand that some people just don't believe, it is simply beyond him.... ;-)
Check out the supportive comments they get from Christians. I think they are for real 100%. I don't believe they believe what they are saying for a second. It's some kind of power trip, control mechanism or a mask.
"righteous reason to blow somebody's head up" You got especially that one right!!!! You can see the rage and anger in his face. I'm sure he's the type that will slap his wife across the face and throw a tantrum if he THINKS the wife crossed another man's eye.
I mean i respect the religion he follows, i totally adore his wife's way of talking and singing, i adore some SOME of his followers too, it's just h-i-m i can't even really put words to what he makes me feel inside.
Thanks. I never thought of that. Atheists actually risk more than theists, because for them, life is a one shot deal, or to the theist, they are facing damnation. But, of course the other side of that is that if there is no god and the theists are wrong, they of course may not get what they expect when it's over, and may have wasted their time on earth, or brought it to a short end. So, to me, they have to be brave too to believe that stuff. Do they have no intimacy with the themselves?
I second that! :-) They really are infinitely stupid, if that is possible, but I guess an IQ at the level of the room temperature is enough to pull a trigger, right? :-)
you guys want to know what religious psychos hate more than an atheist?... POSSIBILITY, The possibility that there is no god, the possibility that when jesus walked on water... the water was frozen, the possibility that god is a creation of man, that jesus was a very good magician and was able to trick people into thinking that he's the son of god because people back then were as estupid as he is, the possibility.... (now everyone add one).
I think I've seen one of your videos before but in both videos I really liked your honesty. That sounds weird, like I'm sucking up to you, but I'm not - that was my first impression of you, what really stood out to me. You look like you're speaking from the heart, and it doesn't feel scripted at all... Idk, I'm not making much sense am I?
Wonderful observation btw. I've heard the 'atheists don't exist' before, I never thought of it like that.
If Yokeup and his wife really believed in the god of the Bible, they would be firing bullets into each other's heads in order to fast-track the journey into heaven, wouldn't they?
Thus, they can't possibly be Christians or else why would they be wasting all that time on Earth when they could be rejoicing themselves in heaven instead?
Yokeup lives in the state of Louisiana. Louisiana is first amongst all of the other states in at least two catergories. The first is Homocides. the homocide rate in louisiana is twice that of the national average. The second catergory louisiana leads in is church attendance.
A little bit of madness is okay, that`s how we become interesting and creative. Too much madness is destructive and bad for us. I can`t see how sanity - complete sanity - would benefit us at all. Culture, civilisation would be impossible if all humans were 100% sane.
Read the The Myth of Prometheus. What this guy is saying about atheists is very similar to the humans that Prometheus was protecting from the cruel gods of Olympus. We are brave, we have to be because we look reality in the face and we don`t suspend this world for a comfortable place in the beyond. The myth of Prometheus is very similar to what this guys is saying.
@lordnimr0d
i believe in quantum science and the laws of the construct of the universe. i'm more of a researcher , i'm not anything. I am me. when i say fuck it all, i meant , to hell with the dogma's of society.
freakoutguitarsolo1 8 months ago
@lordnimr0d
agnostic and gnostic are 2 different things entirely and i dont' claim to be anything anyways, fuck religion and fuck atheism LOL fuck it all. haha
freakoutguitarsolo1 8 months ago
I just spent a few minutes looking through yoke's videos and I have to say...why are you wasting your time on this guy?
Still, brilliant as always, Phil.
MrAudiovideodisco 9 months ago
Audey Murphy was both an actor and a soldier.
and I think I am pretty brave. I have to stand up or shut up always when in the persence of a Christian.
bowwow1662 10 months ago
Is it just me or philhellenes looks just like Bruce Willis
xyoop 10 months ago
@xyoop I was thinking that when the vid started.
cpu46 10 months ago
God Bless the World and all the stupid atheists in it
greygoosevodka1 11 months ago
He now goes under the name YokedToJesus.... you didnt really think he would be embarrassed for being stupid for very long people did you?? LOL
AlphaBrenda1 1 year ago
I'd rather live in hell being tortured than kiss gods ass forever. At least in hell I'd be mildly entertaining.
assassinsrock 1 year ago
the smartest ppl are gnostics, not atheists, religion is a fraud but secrets lie within each one. that's why they are what they are, they are hiding the reality. and atheists are just ignoring there is a reality besides the physical world you can see. quantum physics will be religion in the future, me and you will probably be dead by then, but mabe not, quantum physics is the old science and religion of the ancients. free energy, levitating blocks to build pyramids , ect.
freakoutguitarsolo1 1 year ago
The funniest part of all this is, before I was an atheist, I spent several years questioning God's morality. I was absolutely horrified by the idea of a heaven people couldn't get into for reasons beyond their own control. Shortly before I started doubting God's existence, I told God, in prayer, that he could count me out. I would rather go to hell, than a heaven that some people just couldn't get into for reasons beyond their own control. The idea of that heaven was scarier than hell for me.
delladex 1 year ago
Crap, he deleted the video !
wxtrim 1 year ago
Yeah, What's with the guns. It must be fear.
eldorado61guy 1 year ago
I totally agree with your view of about Audie Murphy. I grew up with his movies and know his life's story. I'd guess most of the youtube members are too young to be familiar with him or his movies, and that's a shame.
Yokeup & jezuzfreak. I think they're both seriously deranged. I know that there's no 'thing' nor any 'one' who could ever convince me to kill my child...period!!
As always, you make some of the best and most thought provoking videos on youtube.
Cootabux 1 year ago
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Cootabux 1 year ago
He was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor.
TigerIIRT 1 year ago
if there is a god thats allpowerful fuck him because he allowed rape and child mollestation and torture of children so if there is one he can kiss my fucking ass
patrickledford420 1 year ago
Audie got the Medal of Honor and I think he also got a purple heart. I KNOW he got the MoH, though.
infectingthecrypts 1 year ago
@infectingthecrypts - Audie Murphy was the most decorated soldier in WWII. He received The Medal of Honor, Distinguished Service Cross, 2 Silver Stars, The Legion of Merit, 2 Bronze Stars with valor, 3 Purple Hearts, The European-African-Middle Eastern campaign medals, 4 bronze Battle Stars, 2 Presidential citations and the French Legion of Honor. No one soldier has ever outdone him.
Christheatheist1 1 year ago
Shit.... And we're braver than him! YEAH!
infectingthecrypts 1 year ago
@infectingthecrypts - Yes we are :D
Christheatheist1 1 year ago
@Christheatheist1 yes, but it was Alvin York(WWI) that was played by Gary Cooper.
whitman1974 1 year ago
Gary Cooper played the role of Audy Murphy... Murphy was a real soilder that served during WWI.
whitman1974 2 years ago
Wrong on both counts. Check your facts.
philhellenes 2 years ago 5
i like your vids by the way.
whitman1974 2 years ago
ill reply to myself... Audie Murphy was a real soilder in WW II and later became an actor... Gary Cooper played Alvin York a highly decorated solider (WW I)
whitman1974 2 years ago
@whitman1974 you are right that Audie Murphy did serve in the war and he got the medal of honor and 32 other medals both foreign and domestic
11235811193049 1 year ago
@whitman1974 Um... Audy Murphy served during World War II. And he played himself in the movie to Hell and Back, not Gary Cooper. He became an actor after his military career. Was in a shit ton of westerns.
Bandaids4ever 4 months ago
"RIGHTOUS REASON"!! very true... my childhood friend is a thief, a drug dealer and hates women. this man will talk for hours about "Jesus" and the purity of the "Bible"... its kinda funny how i dont believe in his faith and still dont have any of his personal problems. i never had to be sat down and taught right from wrong. "religion is the last refuge of a scoundrel"
whitman1974 2 years ago
as a smoking dude do bleaching or teeth?
Azoicum 2 years ago
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Naaaaah. Atheist or incredibly stupid, but so stupid you just THINK you are incredibly brave :-)
AlRasuwl 2 years ago
"Atheist or incredibly stupid"
Alright then...
AsleepWithDragons 2 years ago 5
It was sarcasm
AlRasuwl 2 years ago
I went to yokeup's website. A singularly scary experience. His cursor is the phrase; "watcking over my SHEEP." That has the ring of truth. Yokeup sees us as sheep. Even more frightening is the fact that sheeple are actually buying into his brand of psychotic drivel.
Blankfrack 2 years ago 5
Heh in a certain light and from a certain angle you look like Bruce Willis ^^
T3hFatass 2 years ago 4
you're right lol, in some other vids i thought he looked like Tommy Lee Jones from certain angles too..
o.O;
Gregk82 2 years ago
hehehe I was saying the same thing..He does remind you of Bruce Willis especially when he lights up before saying something.
gamesmaster35 2 years ago
Yoke ... Oh no!
Imagine no religion - it's easy if you try.
draagon66 2 years ago 4
Audie Murphy was the most decorated allied soldier of WWII
dusty8512 2 years ago 5
Wow. One hour and no flames. I'm disappointed. Oh and that was Matt 5:43-45 in fact.
Ibitsae 2 years ago
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Aaand
Matt 5:43-44 "You have heard that it was said, 'You must love your neighbor' and hate your enemy. But I say to you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you, so that you will become children of your Father in heaven, because he makes his sun rise on both evil and good people, and he lets rain fall on the righteous and the unrighteous."
You think you're following these passages with what you're doing?
Ibitsae 2 years ago
I really wonder how many youtube christians are actually going to get to heaven.
Matt 5:38-39 "You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. But I tell you not to resist an evildoer. On the contrary, whoever slaps you on the right cheek, turn the other to him as well."
Ibitsae 2 years ago
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try pulling the stick out of your want a be-
fearless ass boy,maybe you could have
a strait face.
firstwave2 3 years ago
according to yokeup everybody is evil except him....lol so typical
SlayerCalifornia 3 years ago 24
@SlayerCalifornia and he,s "self righteous",maybe he needs to take a closer look at what the bible says about judgeing others.
timsh6 1 year ago
Great video!!!
Murphy got 3 purple hearts!
Someone may have already posted this, but here is some info on Audie Murphy.
He received the Medal of Honor, the US Armys highest award for valor with 32 additional U.S. and foreign and foreign medals and citations, including five from France and one from Belgium.
His awards include: Medal of Honor, Distinguished Service Cross,two Silver Stars,
the Legion of Merit,two Bronze Stars with Valor device, and three Purple Hearts.
AlanCFA 3 years ago 3
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thats what she said.
paricutin21 3 years ago
Great video. Audie Murphy was the most decorated American soldier of WWII.
Some theist troops have marvelled at their atheist comrades' bravery, but haven't reached the logical conclusion... There is no god.
Gorteenminogue 3 years ago
hes gona dun shoot you good! hes such an idiot. he cant even pronounce the most simple words. im usually discharged from a conversation because im so young but i love to throw in my 10C worth, :D
toady211 3 years ago 2
Atheists have to be brave because Yokeup's got lots of guns!
metalorg 3 years ago 4
alright how about calling you one of the smartest Athiests on youtube
Mermanatee 3 years ago 11
BIG mistake. The majority of the smartest people on Youtube will probably be atheist but they will be are too smart to waste time debating nonsense, as I do. In some ways that makes me a fool.
I wouldn't put myself in the top 100,000 atheists on Youtube. Seriously, you should see me trying to do fairly simple maths. I'd love to "wear the crown" you offer, cause I have an ego, but the fact remains - it ain't mine. :)
philhellenes 3 years ago 12
you still are awesome
an artist
ProEthics 3 years ago 2
Smartest atheist on youtube
Malecaust666 3 years ago 6
Nice of you to say it, but for just once I can tell you something with COMPLETE certainty. You are wrong. :)
philhellenes 3 years ago 4
You sir are a credit to atheism. Well done.
5 stars.
Rastelin 3 years ago
And as for god - he really can fuck himself, because he is apparently omnipotent.
stevebritgimp 3 years ago 42
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Being omnipotent God can do anything He wants
and doesn't have to justify shit to you.So can the material universe we live in which
is going to kill you in less than a century
from now but I don't hear you bitching at
medical science for pointing that out to you.
If you don't want to believe it, fine. It'll
still happen. Why single out Christians for
telling you shit you don't want to believe?
Texasjim2007 3 years ago
what we dont want to believe is completely different from what we understand
we understand that you guys have your own beliefs, but you are the ones who dont want to listen or believe....
you guys hide in your holes while the others come out of the hole..
Gooshnads 3 years ago 2
Grow up, Jim. You're too old to believe in fairytales. There is no God nor will there ever be. Stop being so pathetic.
Blablaballar 2 years ago 6
yokeup refers to a 2000 year old text that hasnt been reinforced and in fact has been bastardized and shitted on by nearly everyone in those 2000 years...
he's just a dumbass blinded by what other possibilities there are in this world
Gooshnads 3 years ago 4
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There are lots of things that haven't changed
in 2000 years which remain true, such as men
needing women for biological reproduction and
idiots dying from veneral disease or gluttony
or pissing the wrong person off. If you have
any better advice to offer people will be
quoting you for 2000 years too but I haven't
heard you say shit worth repeating so far.
Texasjim2007 3 years ago
there are a lot of things that remain true within the 2000 years which have been PROVEN true....
im sorry buddy but theres not one piece of definite proof that God exists... unless God talks to you; in which you better hope you brought your video recorder with you, God is only what you perceive it to be....
Lets say IF there was a God. What about other religions with scriptures, so does that mean other religions are JUST AS true as others and there are other gods?
Gooshnads 3 years ago 2
Along with that, if extraterrestrials exist, would they believe in the same God that christians do?
You christians try to force everything upon people but when we see what you mean but you people don't understand what we mean in a neutral sense, you fear change..
You do not listen to correction, and hey look, as yokeup referred to the text, those who do not accept correction are infinitely stupid, so it looks like you and yokeup are that, and you guys have your guns backfired
Gooshnads 3 years ago
Nice one, all christfags deserve to burn.
VerboseVindication 3 years ago
You look like Bruce Willis smacked on coke and a bad hair cut.
JayB6027 3 years ago
...or like Bruce Willis, b'boom.
stevebritgimp 3 years ago
Nice. I lol'ed.
donovanfrost 3 years ago
XD Bats are birds according to YokeUp. The guy has enough intelligence to fill a hollowed out needle.
Akulshae 3 years ago 2
huuuuaaaccck at the start
lololololol
n0ble8foldpath 3 years ago
When I started watching this vid, I thought I was lookin' at a young Bruce Willis, then he started speaking with that adorable accent and I suddenly realized, YEEESSS! There IS a GOD!!!
gotchabytheleg 3 years ago
Maybe Yokeup thinks he's been hallucinating the existence of atheists . It speaks well of our position that the christians have such a poor understanding of existence that they think their number one irritation doesn't even exist. If they're so wrong about that they're probably pretty wrong about God,no? I mean , they don't seem to understand the concept (existence )in the first place.
gandalf2069 3 years ago 3
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The main reason Atheists are not well liked by Christians is because you speak the same
ideological language as Mao's Communists
who murdered tens of millions of people to
steal their property and deny Christians in Atheist China equal rights with you Atheists.
Texasjim2007 3 years ago
Texasjim2007:
the main reason christians are not well liked by athiest because you speak in the same ideological language as those in the crusades who murdered tens of millions of people to force their beliefs on unwilling people.
spenceII 3 years ago
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The Crusades were a self-defence by Christians
being attacked by barbarians led by Muslim tyrants permitting raping, robbing, and murdering Christians. Stalinist atheists murdered more people than anyone in the Dark Age of intollerance Christianity has long outgrown unlike Chinese Commmunist atheists who murdered 60 million Chinese to steal their food and needs Orwellian Thought Police
with guns to win arguments with Christians
since Christianity makes more rational sense.
Texasjim2007 3 years ago
Stoning to death people who work on Sunday,killing homosexuals, a talking snake, every human being in the world coming from just two people, A God who prefers sheep herders over farmers for some unspecified reason, A God who asks one of his follwers to kill his son just to see if he'd do it, then later on actually accepts the sacrifice of a man's virgin daughter,A God who approves of genocide and infanticide. Yeah, Christianity makes more rational sense. FUCK YOU.
donovanfrost 3 years ago 9
Gratz Donovanfrost on putting that cloud hugger in his place !
Dalastwerd 3 years ago
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I'm personally skeptical about the existence
of little green men in flying saucers but I'm
not going around making hate speeches about
Carl Sagan whose books I've read and enjoy.
I don't dislike you merely because we disagree
Texasjim2007 3 years ago
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I don't have irrational hatred of anybody. I
hate stupid religious bigots such as yourself demonizing Christians which benefits nobody. Its rational for Jews to hate Nazis giving hate speeches about Jews to incite hate crimes
Texasjim2007 3 years ago
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As a Christian I hate any stupidity serving Satan by endangering human survival and make
no class distinctions of religion, party, or
ethnicity in my criticism of stupidity by
anyone. Hating stupidity benefits us all in
every religion. Try hating your own stupidity
and other religions won't need to help you.
Texasjim2007 3 years ago
But your utter lack of thought, brought about by religion, causes you to perceive ANY opposing viewpoint as hatred and stupidity. I think I'm speaking the truth and I can back it up.
The video explains why atheists MUST exist, contrary to Yokeup's assertion that they don't. To call my argument stupid demonstrates that you are awash with bias and misconceptions and, dare I say, irrational hatred of myself and those like me.
I'm willing to guess you don't think I'm stupid. Why say I am?
philhellenes 3 years ago
Atheists who make anti-Christian hate speeches
are not being brave since you know Christians respect your right to freedom of speech. You
don't speak as hatefully about Muslims since
they might kill you. That's true cowardice.
Texasjim2007 3 years ago
A complete lack of intellectual respect is NOT hatred.
And many Muslims accuse me of hate speech when I mock their beliefs too. Maybe you ought to watch some more of my videos before getting your stetson all sweaty.
philhellenes 3 years ago
Audie Murphy wasn't an atheist. He was a Free
Mason. Atheism is a just stupid cult of anti-Christian religious bigots who share the need
of Communists like Joe Stalin to deny what is
right and true in order to rationalize wrong.
Texasjim2007 3 years ago
So there were NO good people before the Bible?
Hey, you're an idiot aren't ya. :)
philhellenes 3 years ago
Nice vid man.
"Fuck you and your bearded son" lol
Zoofaloof15 3 years ago
I hear what you are saying about how YokeUp is creepy...
He doesn't seem honest to me. I don't think hes evil, just dishonest.
438MillionBC 3 years ago
Madness? This is Sp-
Wait, no, shit, wrong movie.
Excellent response, though a bit late on my part. Your points make a lot of sense. I particularly dig the fact that you say that if there IS a creator/god, that he's not THAT petty. Couldn't agree more.
3dEnthusiast 3 years ago
Christians are so entertaining. Their small simple minds and blind faith make me smile.
NecroSki666 3 years ago
same here btw nice haircut dude in the video
azj12 3 years ago
heck out- NephilimFree -
Andy205ro 3 years ago
Yokeup and Geerup are the two biggest douche bags on youtube.
Atheistprimate 3 years ago
Definitely, but never forget VenomFangX, the douchette. :)
philhellenes 3 years ago
haha, Gump. so true.
easytorememberme 3 years ago
I just watched Jokeup's video and my sides hurt from laughing,( it gets even better on a second viewing ) he even does a Stuck on Stupid vol 2 follow up, but sadly useing many of the same gags, anyhow thanks Phill, I needed a good laugh!.
cornishstephen 3 years ago
Thats a thin freaking cigg, what is it?
porklodgemaddness 3 years ago
yokeup didn't even watch the whole vid for his response...
kwkcardinal 3 years ago 2
as he was doing these things ,,,do you believe for one second that he was thinking about his eternal soul?..it doesn't work that way. just as gang members don't think about the death penalty when they kill another gang member.
zenguin13 3 years ago
the whole video is about his soul... and how he doesn't believe he has one.
123rach890 3 years ago
I fail to see the connection between philhellenes disagreeing with an opinion and gang members murdering other gang members.
d0r0s 3 years ago
shooting people in any situation cannot be called an act of bravery when you feel you have nothing to lose.
audy murphy wasn't brave, he was reatcing to a situation. as are gang members.
zenguin13 3 years ago
audy murphy was a sharecroppers son from greenville texas. he got the congressional medal of honor(highest accolade for bravery in america) for a single act of bravery.
sitting on a burning tank he shot a fifty caliber machine gun killing many germans and saving his platoon.
he later made several hollywood movies and kept a gun under his pillow every night. he was paranoid and hopelessly addicted to alcohol. he died in and airplane crash looking for land to buy as a real estate speculator.
zenguin13 3 years ago
And your point is?
d0r0s 3 years ago
I doubt, therefore I think, therefor I am.
I think, therefor I doubt god, therefore I'm an Atheist.
(Agnostic if you want to strictly go by "I doubt". But you get the point)
A4AgnstcFndmntlst 3 years ago
It seems as though British people are all smart.
NihilisticEye 3 years ago
Believe me, that is a false impression, of both Britain and me. :)
philhellenes 3 years ago
Don't listen to him! we all have handle-bar moustaches, bowler hats, and are terribly terribly clever.
d0r0s 3 years ago
It's their accent.
mdk31 3 years ago
Maybe it's because all the British people I know are Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins. :P
NihilisticEye 3 years ago
This guy is awesome. Does anyone else think he looks like Bruce Willis?
frutyflipflop 3 years ago
Brilliant video:D
LHMcalindon 3 years ago
haha beautifully executed response
macwild1234 3 years ago
That is why I'm a Pantheist. The "ALL" is God to me, but not a Surpreme Being. It is an "IT" "It" is a HE and a SHE and all thing. I understand what YOLKUP is saying. When I hear someone say that they are an Atheist, there also saying that they and the universe and the "ALL" don't exist. Something is responsible for you to be breathing right now. What ever you think is responsible for you to be breathing, which is the ALL-IN-ALL to me and I call it a god. Cheers!
RSwanson1972 3 years ago
Also, I do not believe in create. Physics says that energy and matter can't be destroyed nor created. It has always been here in some shape and form. Energy can be coverted to matter and vise-versa only. There is no such thing as empty space as it is all full or we could not travel thru it. You can't make something from nothing, when nothing doesn't exist. I hope this all make sense. Cheers Mate!
RSwanson1972 3 years ago
I don't argue with deists. :)
philhellenes 3 years ago
Intresting! I am not a deism. I'm a Pantheist, which dosen't whole the concept of a Deism. So you can argue with me even though I'm not arguing with you. :) Your a cool guy, who has it all together almost. I agree with what you say 99% Cheers
RSwanson1972 3 years ago
I don't argue with people who agree with me 99%.
:)
philhellenes 3 years ago
Will I looked up Deist/Deism, If I understand right, it does sound like Pantheist does hold some deism. Interesting! Hmmmmm
RSwanson1972 3 years ago
I don't argue with people who agree with me 99.25%
:)
philhellenes 3 years ago
LOL. Let's just make that 99.999999%. If that is a joint your smoking, pass it over. :) I don't know why, but you remind me of the actor Bruce Willis. Do you ever get that from people?
RSwanson1972 3 years ago
philhellenes you can't help someone who is arrogant and poke's at religion.Without them saying I have done wrong.Like dr Phil says you can't change what you acknowledge.
Rotterdam3081 3 years ago
"I think no one wants to die and be gone forever."
You say that, yet you can not imagine how it would be with no conciussness. And you can imagine how it would be to live forever. What would you do, after 100 million years? A neverending life, that would just keep going, to me, that does not sound fun. I wouldn't mind living a long time, but to live for all eternity, nah.
Trastlol 3 years ago
"fuck you and your bearded son"... BRILLIANT!
cgrdrummer 3 years ago 2
5 star ya big suven puff!
ourben 3 years ago
'Bout time ya git!
philhellenes 3 years ago
Of course, God doesn't exist, so we aren't risking anything. So we're really just pussies.
Doazic 3 years ago
You mention Yokeup being creepy ... well, to the extent that anyone is religious is usually a good meter of how much they creep me out. It's a fairly dependable yardstick for how warped they're are.
msginca 3 years ago
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Atheists are cowards!
You simply do not want to acknowlege that a God exists in a world where bad things happen. And atheists almost never risk their lives. Have you?---YOU IGNORANT FUCK PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO THEIR OWN OPINONS
Fendermrr 3 years ago
so why are you bashing him for his?!?!?
kratos976 3 years ago 3
and oh yeah, philhellenes.
that was hilarious. f*** you and your bearded son. 5/5 stars!
thelovablebarriboy 3 years ago
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Atheists are cowards!
You simply do not want to acknowlege that a God exists in a world where bad things happen. And atheists almost never risk their lives. Have you?
DoomHippie 3 years ago
What a peculiarly biased and stupid person you must be. Tell me, was it the desire to believe you're going to live forever that drove you mad or the fear of death?
As for your question, I risked my life when I was kid, several times, during "dares" and the like. As an adult, I admit, I cannot recall risking my life (parachuting doesn't count), but then I have never seen a pram in front of an oncoming bus either.
Don't be a prick all your life, mate.
philhellenes 3 years ago
As a kid, almost eneryone has risked their life in one way or another. I do not fear death, and I think no one wants to die and be gone forever. And, if I am insane, and being insane causes me to belive I will live forever, I think I'd like to be insane.
DoomHippie 3 years ago
Honest enough. :)
philhellenes 3 years ago
ever seen an atheist take on a group of islamist extremists to rid the world of stupidity/fanaticism? even if you are against the war, you must admit that there are atheists who join up specifically to fight fanaticism. there is positive atheism for you!
thelovablebarriboy 3 years ago
What an ignorant thing to say. I served as a search and rescue swimmer in the navy and deployed during the invasion, and I'm an atheist. Find me and call me a coward to my face, or tell me I won't risk for the welfare of my fellows.
windsword24 3 years ago 2
Yes actually.
Have you?
ourben 3 years ago
Sorry Friend, you are committing the ultimate folly trying to present a rational argument to Yokeup...
I have watched many of Yokeups videos and read his comment threads (pointless, he edit out the people who score points against him...) and the one thing I am quite certain of is that Yokeup listens to no one, indeed, he is incapable of listening to anyone... and he certainly can not understand that some people just don't believe, it is simply beyond him.... ;-)
SAHBfan 3 years ago
If you think I thought for a second that Yokeup would listen or hear, you don't know me. :)
philhellenes 3 years ago
Check out the supportive comments they get from Christians. I think they are for real 100%. I don't believe they believe what they are saying for a second. It's some kind of power trip, control mechanism or a mask.
philhellenes 3 years ago
Yokeup is a fuckup.
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights.
jessie74 3 years ago
nice comeback! ;)
Spytrx 3 years ago
i promise not all americans are like yokeup...
115305668 3 years ago
Fear not, I am FULLY aware of that, but 1 is too many. :)
philhellenes 3 years ago
I can't disagree with that!
115305668 3 years ago
I agree. YokeUp has to be the stupidest YouTuber on here lol. And that includes his douchebag he's living with.... lol
nicholasjhalpern 3 years ago 2
Genius just Genius !! :)
orclv 3 years ago 2
Genius just Genius !! :)
orclv 3 years ago 2
have you ever heard of Glen Reb?,how about a video on him.......
DarwinIsHere 3 years ago
"righteous reason to blow somebody's head up" You got especially that one right!!!! You can see the rage and anger in his face. I'm sure he's the type that will slap his wife across the face and throw a tantrum if he THINKS the wife crossed another man's eye.
Crusae 3 years ago
I mean i respect the religion he follows, i totally adore his wife's way of talking and singing, i adore some SOME of his followers too, it's just h-i-m i can't even really put words to what he makes me feel inside.
Crusae 3 years ago
i'm talking about yokeup naturally! not anyone else.
Crusae 3 years ago
Thanks. I never thought of that. Atheists actually risk more than theists, because for them, life is a one shot deal, or to the theist, they are facing damnation. But, of course the other side of that is that if there is no god and the theists are wrong, they of course may not get what they expect when it's over, and may have wasted their time on earth, or brought it to a short end. So, to me, they have to be brave too to believe that stuff. Do they have no intimacy with the themselves?
firetaker25 3 years ago
"Fuck you and your bearded son"
thormaxim 3 years ago
that was beautiful... :)...haha love it bud good job i couldnt agree with u more :)
kimberleyann2006 3 years ago
Nice one
pwuk 3 years ago
Genius. Nice logic bomb...
aderowbotham 4 years ago 3
I second that! :-) They really are infinitely stupid, if that is possible, but I guess an IQ at the level of the room temperature is enough to pull a trigger, right? :-)
FHB71 4 years ago
I love you. That is all.
samsullithegenius 4 years ago
Every time you say "Yoke Up" I keep hearing "yokel". Take that however you will.
reverendpiratedan 4 years ago
you guys want to know what religious psychos hate more than an atheist?... POSSIBILITY, The possibility that there is no god, the possibility that when jesus walked on water... the water was frozen, the possibility that god is a creation of man, that jesus was a very good magician and was able to trick people into thinking that he's the son of god because people back then were as estupid as he is, the possibility.... (now everyone add one).
pachuco5 4 years ago
Phil I can not agree more,,about Yoke up,,,there is something creepy about both of them.
Clemburke1111 4 years ago
Ah, that video is worth a subscription.
I think I've seen one of your videos before but in both videos I really liked your honesty. That sounds weird, like I'm sucking up to you, but I'm not - that was my first impression of you, what really stood out to me. You look like you're speaking from the heart, and it doesn't feel scripted at all... Idk, I'm not making much sense am I?
Wonderful observation btw. I've heard the 'atheists don't exist' before, I never thought of it like that.
Sarahykinz 4 years ago
If Yokeup and his wife really believed in the god of the Bible, they would be firing bullets into each other's heads in order to fast-track the journey into heaven, wouldn't they?
Thus, they can't possibly be Christians or else why would they be wasting all that time on Earth when they could be rejoicing themselves in heaven instead?
AntiChrist67 4 years ago
This is a great video. I am defiently going to subscribe.
jollychris1010101 4 years ago 2
You just did. Thank you. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
Yokeup lives in the state of Louisiana. Louisiana is first amongst all of the other states in at least two catergories. The first is Homocides. the homocide rate in louisiana is twice that of the national average. The second catergory louisiana leads in is church attendance.
KasparHauser4 4 years ago 7
Guess I won't be moving to Louisiana any time soon. Thanks the warning, er, info, Kasper. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
You are totally right dude :) excellent vid. I think I'll subscribe
nicholasjhalpern 4 years ago 4
In THAT case....thank YOU. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
No problem bro :) you tell that scum suckin trailer truckin motherf***in hillbilly who's boss!!
nicholasjhalpern 4 years ago 2
lmao......'Fuck you, and your bearded son!'
haha thts amazing phil.
Keep up the good work
Goggsy06 4 years ago 2
A little bit of madness is okay, that`s how we become interesting and creative. Too much madness is destructive and bad for us. I can`t see how sanity - complete sanity - would benefit us at all. Culture, civilisation would be impossible if all humans were 100% sane.
martynblackburn1977 4 years ago
Agreed. But I hope you're not implying art would die with religion.
philhellenes 4 years ago
No. I`m not implying that.
martynblackburn1977 4 years ago 2
Read the The Myth of Prometheus. What this guy is saying about atheists is very similar to the humans that Prometheus was protecting from the cruel gods of Olympus. We are brave, we have to be because we look reality in the face and we don`t suspend this world for a comfortable place in the beyond. The myth of Prometheus is very similar to what this guys is saying.
martynblackburn1977 4 years ago