Feeling Clean

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

first spoonerism I've heard on youtube. frezned is awesome

[stupidintellect90]

I confess, I snorted when I heard 'the pontents of my cocket'. Spoonerism is a wonderful thing!

[Myzzadog1999]

the I'd bang the pontents of his cockets.. that sounded better in my head..

[xRussianRoulettex93]

I love the tags. Heehee. 

[commenter2498]

ha ha. spoonerism.

[jjjjasmine]

Why do people need context? It's like oxygen. Ha, ha, Tom. Ha.

[stinkbra]

i keep the pontents of my cocket in a meticulous order... even down to the direction that my ipod cord faces. i do this because of practicality but now it just feels weird wen its not in the order... OCD effect O_o

[xBiancus]

"The Pontents of my Cocket... Oh Dear"

hahaha

[trejivionadraculea1]

amazing =]

[SmartStupidGenius]

funny the video froze part way through and just as it did my dishwasher changed cycles and it sounded like it was interrupting you. BAD DISHWAHER

[hziegel]

Hahaha I do the shower thing too. It's just not the same when you're not wearing pajamas. -.-

[snailbacon]

This makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it xD

[rockermac5]

i keep my pockets like that, when i say that im all like. I'm not the ony one.

[simplystatic]

need a gif of 0:22

[DavidTismyDoctor]

Soo, I liked this video not only for the amazingness of the video itself.. But also for the description =) So good

[FangsUpCobraFans]

Tom makes the funniest faces! I love him! :D and I love his bloopers!!!! :D

[Conortastic]

The Oh dear thing. Oh god. I actually love you.

[MyRationalHypothesis]

1. mute this video and turn on auto transcribe captions thing

2. enjoy!

[Conortastic]

@MyRationalHypothesis The contents of my cockpit.  Hilarious.

[mynameisfrench]

Oh dear...

[firewing911]

pontents of my cocket sounds dirty

[MatzahBri]

i have the shower/pajama thing

it just doesnt feel right otherwise

[Chocohall]

"people always been context it's like cocaine or something" Autotranscribe hahahahha

[mclulu11]

"Oh dear!"

[Mr10Username1]

haha put transcribe audio its bloody hilarious readin what they say instead of him

[crimsoncandycake]

Aussie Pride!!

I actually found frezned from British YouTubers charlieissocoollike and nerimon and American YouTuber italktosnakes even though I live in Sydney.

I love it! Keep up the good work ;)

[tabbykatification]

@HurtGoHappie  ...

[tabbykatification]

Anyone know where he lives?

[HurtGoHappie]

@tabbykatification lmao..umm thats just a little creepy. I think he's in Australia..but umm why would you want to know EXACTLYY where he lives? O.o

[tabbykatification]

lol I SWEAR i didn't mean it like that! I just wondered if he lived near me!

[HurtGoHappie]

@tabbykatification Okay lmao, I was just joking around :) , And wow you're from Australia! :D That automatically makes you amazing ^_^

[tabbykatification]

@HurtGoHappie I wish I could say I was from Australia, but unfortunately I am not. I'm from England, moved over.

[ily12509]

it is physically impossible to not love you.

[hatessundays]

hahahhaa :L i laughed aloud

[Xafina]

You make me giggle xD

[yourfriendthenerd]

Had to watch it twice to understand what the realization was. Worth it.

[RachelJumpsLikeAaron]

LOL. the ponents of your cocket..hmmmmmmhaha

[NothingHero]

Pontents of your cocket. OH dear. :P

[RabeDesGottes]

What's a "quickety qwoo"? Sounds adorable, I want one!

You should make more QUICKETY QWOOS, lol!

[JustMargaret]

I think I might ACTUALLY be in love with you.

[xxSamanthaLouise]

LOL. pontents of your cocket. ohh dear...

[einsteinisheavy]

ever since this video came out, I wondered what that context, we didn't get to get, was. Will I ever know?

[marvellouslee]

mm.

pontents of your cocket :)

haha

[aprilmaggie]

you are cute :)

[ComeAsYouAre12]

Do you keep the pontents of you cocket in a meticulous order too?? ;)

[silas25222357]

lmfao, mate you are a fucking joker!

[GADNAMMIT]

It's called University (therefore, 'Uni') in Australia. College's for us are the frat places on campus.

[nicholemonade]

It's University in Canada too. Colleges are post-secondary institutions for people who couldn't get into university or who can't pay the high tuition.

[Dansta92]

i always thought college is where you live on campus, in a place with everyone else, so in uni's there are collges... maybe not?

[nicholemonade]

Nope. Although I think it's like that in Britain. In Canada (and I think in Australia), colleges and universities are completely separate institutions.

[Beanies91]

Yep college in Australia is a different institution to Uni... usually people go to them if they didn't get into Uni. lol

[giveitsomepizazz]

In Scotland (i.e. here) a college is an institution where you go to achieve a higher learning certificate, i.e. a HNC or HND whereas at university you do a degree, BEd. However some colleges are introducing degree courses now I think...it's all rather confusing. Long comment short, yes they are different in Britain.

[Cookiie1234]

well where i am, (england (: ) it goes, high school, college...then uni. 3 different things.

[Switchfootrox4ever]

college and university are technically different...

[GooogleGirl]

i just keep watching the end of that video again and again. tom's face is just priceless

[ravenzarth]

901th rating.. i feel so special now.. :D

[rockinout94]

900th rating!! i love your vids,tom!!

[lilballerina]

haha I LOVE YOU

[3SHORTBUS3]

mehh. I just realised that you haven't posted a new video since like 3 months ago... :( I'm going to have to slow down on watching your videos and just pretend like they're new.

[Ellachalmers]

"pontents of my cocket. oh dear."

hahaha

[BelTwilight4ever]

I love this video. It's soo funney. I'm never in that proplem cuz I'm NEVER goin 2 uni!

[xtremlyrandomgirl]

I'm CDO.

It's like OCD, but with all the letters in alphabetical order

where they SHOULD BE.

[lawrencebaxter10]

i made this my status :D

[lucy798]

haha, i love that!

[Triathe]

Rest in Peace Frezned

[mischivius]

stop trying to creat rumors. tom isnt dead

[Triathe]

Didnt say Tom was dead, I said rest in peace Frezned, as his online persona seems to have dried up.

[fifigirl08]

ha, you got told.

[Triathe]

The pontents of my cockets....ohhh dear

[haeverland457]

SAPRAIIZ!!

[node9]

LOL @ 0:24

[seabury]

LMAO

"The pontents of my cockets....ohhh dear."

I had to audio preview this comment.

[DKgregDK]

"The pontents of my cockets....ohhh dear."

And I just made this comment to audio preview that, so why not post it ;D

Shit, I had to type another line though, quite some effort.

And another! Ugh!

[freakoffreaks145]

I love the look on his face when he says that, too. :D

[LucyInNightmares1]

omg hahaha I just stubled across a few of your videos and your heaps good. I know thats not a very details compliment but I've been living off enerygy drinks for the last three days and I cant get to sleep and I've been obsessivly scouring youtube for nonstop entertainment so my brains a bit fried atm but I'll probably think of better coments to leave you when I'm back to normal. Anyway I'm pretty OCD too and your voice seems so fermilliar... I'm gonna keep watching.

[xpishie]

LOL> pontents of my cocket.

shout out to u-know-who-u-r who once went to movies and brought 'cockporn'

[Merjia]

Lol, I wanted to know the rest of the story!

[flubiy13]

your my heroooooo i loooooooove you wooooooot woooot

[erinfaceface]

Go on Tom! Channel your inner sxephil, and do up all those buttons on that polo!! I know you want to!! :D

[CourtneeeJay]

"pontents of my cocket"

i was laughing so hard i choked :)

[Tinkers484]

I did as well, I now have iceblock in my lungs... thanks.

[chesterinoaussie]

WOW! thats just like me! i hate having a shower unless its in the morning cus it just doesnt feel right

[CodeOmega0]

Hey mom and dad, do you recko---

WOAH!

...Classic.

[sk8eightr]

u will get late to the university.

[JohnnyCage93]

"pontents of my cocket"

lmfao XD

[wowazebra]

I only just started watching your videos tonight - nice.

Haha, cocket. Like a dildo firework.

x

[asetisis]

huh?

[Triathe]

the pontents of my cocket!!!

and no not wierd i do to

[heartskipsabeat]

is it weird that i find him kind of hot?

[thecabeccachannel]

amen, i say to you.

aaaaamen

frezned, you ARE terribly attractive

fifty percent is your humor.

forty-three percent is your looks.

and seven percent is your accent/voice.

:)

[heartskipsabeat]

you got those percentages just right there!

lol, what is it about that accent?

[thecabeccachannel]

haha it is a very attractive accent indeed

i actually thought he was from new zealand for the longest time. i was surprised when i found out that he is from australia. :)

[heartskipsabeat]

lol, i can never tell the difference between them as accents

both are great though]

:)

[hopelessromantic94]

not-at-all!EVEN CUTER WHEN HYPER OR EMBARRESSED!

[squigglecasey]

oh dear.

[dlan4327]

"& I'll be like *EMPTY'S POCKETS DRAMATICALLY*"

"& they'll be like WAAHHH! *EXPRESSION OF UTTER DELIGHT/SURPRISE/JOY*"

[guitardawg93]

Pontents of my Cockets, ohh dear...rofl

[dollzdesigns]

Tom you are unexplainable. I love your videos! My favorite is the Square Frowny and the Two thingies...This one was funny at the end however since you said Pontents of my Cockets. Simple mistake. I mix up my words so often. Keep up the good work Tom...you're cute too btw :D

[LeonbowWildheart]

I mix up words all the time!!=P Look at my english essays!!lol, oh and its inexplicable!=)

[EggyBreadHead]

prone to spoonerism?

my mum told me that's what it's called (:

strange name huh :\ spoonerism...

[joinjoyjoy]

Spoonerism sounds like someone that likes to spoon!

[EggyBreadHead]

i know, hahaa

it's a strange word :\

[msmith4jdepp]

thats exactly what i was thinking

[Thisisace]

It's named after Dr Spooner, who used to do it a lot, sometimes for effect !

[omgitsbecki]

the pontents of my cockets. oh dear.

[hugloverliz]

I LOVE YOU!!

[Kaisertm]

pontents of my cocket.. lmao

[E1eanorRigby]

dude, you are so like hank green in your vlogging ness.

[AaronRR0]

That reminded me of Jim Carey.

[JackiLUV]

"& I'll be like wahh!"

"& They'll be like ohmigod!"

I lol'd at that.

[theatrebritty]

pontents of my cockets. :)  hahaha.

[13zedna12]

omg same thing with the pyjamas and shower lol

[purplehousehippos]

what's the time difference from north america to australia?

[EvilEvie12]

i dunno how lol but ur so funny!!

[33455hello33455]

haha 0:08 and 0:24

love it!!

[SanguisDulcis]

i liked when you said "oh dear", funny fast speaking boy. :*

[megzican]

the pontents of my cocket hahahahaha you are awesome

[letzdxnce]

The pontents of your cocket. You have no idea how much that made me laugh, haha, thanks.

[LeSpork]

I can only brush my teeth after I shower, or it doesn't feel right. I mean, I can brush my teeth at times not related to showering and I'll be ok, but if for some reason I brush my teeth right before I get in the shower, I'll inevitably brush them again afterward. Because I'll feel like I forgot to brush them or something.

Also, you appear to be pretty awesome.

[josiewhitlock10]

omg  how old r u ??? u look like 14

[tommyconroy]

I always have my wallet (only) in my right front pocket, and my phone and car keys in my front left pocket. It feels strange any other way :(

[iiscam]

why put phone and keys in same pocket...personally i'd feel safer with them in the other pocket so they don't scratch the phone....hmm

[tommyconroy]

My car key isn't very sharp :)

[Emmajen]

lol... you are my hero, darling <3

truly =]

[Exlloza]

I WANA MARRY YOU!!

[mangravy84]

righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht

[Aeonan]

The pontents of your cocket? NOT INTERESTED!

[LesterDragon]

i like the contents of your pocket....

wait that sounds disgusting.....

[SpykeIV42]

I take showers at night. I can't go to bed feeling dirty. It just... feels gross.

Whoa dang! Short comment!

[maltesegirl123]

ur so amazing!!!!!

[shayshay2992]

the pontents of my cocket!! LOLOL

[philphie]

now sing i'm like a bird

[hallokitty15]

just so you know, you look AND sound like michael cera.

and that is a huge compliment :D

[jessi330]

I was going to say that too. Minus the sound like. He definitely doesn't talk that fast.

[hallokitty15]

lol no but if you listen carefully to his voice [minus the accent and everything] it definitely sounds like michael cera's

[betty1928]

You are neurotically hilarious.

[Rudidood]

I hate this smug aresehole

[aweirdo1]

so why even bother to watch this video? if you hate him, why watch it? it's a stupid idiotic thing to do!! to actually take the time to look up this video, scroll all the way down to the bottom, take the time to write a comment and post it. surely if you hate him, you wouldn't want to watch his videos?...oh shit...i'm doing the same thing he does where i go on about something in annoying detail...=]...lol btw, i love frezned

[Ashtray88]

This video ended up in a different place than it started out in : P

[manalbazzi1989]

fuk up man i got bigger proplems to worry about

[peppizza113]

wow i wish i was that scattered or that smart so i could act that scattered

[Phrozius]

er... what?

[darshansachdev]

kide of like fred

[heytheremia]

the pontents of my cockets are always in order

[Caiti4]

lmao you crack me up

[tochterchen26]

you are cute (: oh dear

[k9X49]

and thell be like OH MY GOD

[dancetothatFF5beat]

Oh dear.

...

I laughed way more than I should have about the "pontents of my cocket" bit.

[BlueAmarant]

your gay

[xSoSophia]

LOL.

[shikii5]

you talk fast. xD

[fuzzymugs]

I love it because I need to watch it 5-6 times in order to take in everything.

[valareedoll]

LOL the pontents of my cocket. hellz yeah.

[gregtr82]

yeah...im usually pretty careful with the pontents of my cockets too..

[fblathj]

How come you call it "University" like it's the name of the school.. Is that the name of the school?

[yourjaneinlights]

YES.

[shortkid822]

Nice save !

[JessicaJerkwad]

You are very cute. Good vids!

[project661]

meh you fucking morons dont have any sense of humor ...morons indeed

[hydroxidesiano]

"ohh dear"

[maltesegirl123]

ur videos r soo cool!

[jescbeanz]

what uni do you go to?

[dazzlaxxx]

lol your funny ''random'' so funny though

[THAustraliaST]

"do you, do you really keep your pockets like that"

and i'll be like "wahhh"

and they'll be like "OHMYGOD"

[EmWilly]

The pontents of my cocket.

[BeauGiles]

I have that phone ^_^ Nokia 6120/1 ftw.

[project661]

no one fucking cares you douche fag

[BeauGiles]

I lol'd. But, it's true! I does haz that phone.

[mpedlow6000]

whoa calm down dude

[dyll182]

reminds me of micheal cera of juno and superbad lol

[Frayed89]

yes!

[ohyeahyeah64]

the pontents of my cocket !!! LLLOOOLLLLLL

[KooKuiKei]

I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABY!!!

[mitchboy999]

i dont no y ur videos are so popular...

[sourgumgirl]

"'Cuz I don't really live near me."

At that point, I kinda died.

[yelodoggie]

funniest line in the video. LMAO.