JohnRamboPresents The Show - episode 16 (01/13/12)

[austin115845]

Just my personal opinion the show should have a sports section, since I know John is an NBA fan I would like to hear what he thinks as the NBA season rolls along.

[jmd620]

jooooohhhhhnnnnnnnnnn rambo..OJ!

[MovadoMj]

Just read and relayed the message to Phil. the esa is supporting sopa and pipa. some sites and game companies are planning to pull out of e3 this year until further notice.

[torberen]

Question for next show: Have you guys ever been in a fist fight or bullyed annyone?

[Raffael900me]

OJ take it easy man john isnt taking anything the wrong way

[TheCheezItMaster]

Forgive me Johns, for I have sinned. I skipped episodes 4 through 7 of The Show. If it is of your will, I will watch, with satisfaction, the episodes I have missed and will sacrifice 20 cows in the name of the Ramborgia!

[AwkSiPut]

Now that i know that Rambo is a playboy (Project 7). It makes me wonder, how many girls does Rambo have in his closet? Stay Ballsy.

[TheManWithGreenSocks]

OJ, I was watching one of John's videos, And one comment said :john is cool evein when OJ is around *cringes*" why do all these people think you are un-cool?

[rammthebombb]

OJaculation!!!

[Moondogg40]

The show that they were filming at Secret Stash is a new reality series on AMC called Comic Book Men.

[TheHighestBounty]

John, Where can i buy a hat like yours.

[dudeguy1354]

OJ, whats your favorite kind of porn

[GamerGirl232]

OJ IS AWESOME.....but in all legitness, there should be more people out in the world that act like OJ

[xazian]

Would love to hear this on the morning talk radio!

[Raffael900me]

@xazian nothanks radio sucks there too good for radio

[lordfatt]

RAMBORGIA!!!

[crazzydeano]

@BloodKnuckleBadAss he actually done a smark guys once before him self forgot how far back

[TheJKwan22]

Question:

I've been seeing a lot of rumors so far that John Rambo is Deathface. Is that a possibility?

[adriang0]

I went to court for a loud music ticket n i won cuz the cop was a dumb ass

[Rotsch006]

sir i need a "the show" t-shirt and i'm from Chile. what can i do!! >.<

[Ch0coDK]

OJ is awesome. Please if possible OJ start to sell your candles online and internationally too. I would totally buy one of your tulip glass candles they are really cool.

In Canada (in my province) we have 13% sales tax and we also do have tipping like in the U.S.

[V1kt0rn]

Thanks for the compliments Johns. Right back at you. I ended up wearing that shirt an additional two days after you guys saw me.

[dudeguy1354]

Have either of you ever been felons

[bonethuggerz]

Another great show guys, staying ballsy as always. Ramborgia keeping strong

[Porongotainsane]

QUESTION FOR NEXT EPISODE: John and Oj : What would you do with a million dollars?

[TheGadgeteer08]

Hey John and OJ. I'm a big fan of you guys, you're just the right mix of cool and funny! Last episode, I believe you guys mentioned that you liked humor and art that was intentionally bad. If that's your style, I wanted to know if either of you would like to take a look at my absolutely terrible superhero-comedy comic series. If you guys enjoy it, I'd be more than happy to make a comic of you guys. Anyways, its just an offer, sorry for the long post. Stay awesome guys!

[TheManWithGreenSocks]

On December 21st 2012, John and OJ shall plot to take over the world! It shall be a three step process. First John and OJ shall send all of the Ramborgia to show people JohnRamboPresents.

These people will then follow him, but those who follow the seven defiants will not become apart of the Ramorgia. So John will send OJ to the defiants, oj will then turn them into oranges by saying "Fresh OJSomePulp" . When the last step comes, John and OJ stronger than ever, shall shout out "BALLS"

[TheManWithGreenSocks]

@TheManWithGreenSocks And those who dont wish to join the Ramborgia shall die! By huge ball sacks begin dropped upon them!

[TheSiirii89]

us ladies must have a name for ourselves, what about the ramboob chikas...or something more refined..like boobs of rambo..no that doesn`t sound right ...anyway you guys are great, love from Norway:) keep up the music John, its freaking payable !!

[MrBrianBusy]

What will John Rambo do if I name my first born Rambo?

[dudeguy1354]

Have your parents catch you watching porn, or watch porn of your parents

[lonestormtooper]

Dear O2J,

I have been waiting since this show's inception for the special guest appearance of CM Punk. I know this will happen eventually, but I wold prefer sooner rather than later. If not, then I swear I start an online petition to get him on The Show, and if John Cena comes first, then the Ramborginis riot.

[gareth1233211]

Hey Rambo I gotta say that was some pretty shitty acting in project 7 defenitaly worth an oscar. Here's hoping for even more shitty acting in the next episode

[jmeyer2039]

@gareth1233211 Obviously, the whole thing was an amateur production (which is fine), but I actually think that Rambo was the best "actor" out of the group, heh.

[gareth1233211]

@jmeyer2039 well yeah I agree you do know when I said it was shitty I was just using rambo's catchphrase. I thought it was awesome and he was the best out of all of them lol

[alternine]

To john What do you think of a game called asura's wrath?

[BIGBOSS1983100]

World War 3, Ramborgia vs Ramboholics. The end of times

[ShinAkuma21]

No one should come between a man and his Ice Cream lol deep your balls in your ice cream my friends

[dudeguy1354]

I can see it now. a 4 player coopopritive video game. Player 1 is John Rambo, 2 is OJ, 3 is Phil, and 4 is Howard. It a GTA styled open world game. Set in ALL of the country. You can do whatever you want whenever you want. Go gun down gangsters, pick up hookers for a 5 way, Extreme dance party, go slap Vince Mcmahon in the face, even bowling with zombies. However, that is not a question, so my question is....... if this magnitude of awesomeness ever exists, would you play it

[dudeguy1354]

To John: If you could interview 1 wrestler on the show who would it be

To OJ: If you could interview 1 anime character who would it be

[abidan2006]

YES YES. 2 HOURS

[Icekilla1266]

OJ RUINED THE AMAZING INTRO

[MiamiFanRyan]

Hey John, did you know that AMC is having a reality tv show about the Secret Stash? It will be called Comic Book Men. That's probably why they were filming.

[MrPandaSaucexD]

So I just finished watching ep 1 of Project 7, and I loved it. And being that OJ is real cool guy..well, I don't want to get ahead of myself or anything, but I think it would be great if OJ was a special guest in one of the episodes. :)

[kingzombiejo]

hey john im watching the project 7 pilot where did you get that sick ass robe?

[123Nordea]

Hey Johns, have you ever been in Sicily I recall John saying in one episode that he's 100% Sicilian. I have visited Sicily three times and I love the place.

[stayflyxx]

Aw poor OJ. Left him out of a nice meal. Good thing John's a good friend.

[4bitMan]

I googled and youtubed "song by Musaeus" cause of the intro music, I couldn't find it anywhere, what do I exactly search ?

[JRPMusaeus]

@4bitMan That is because there is nothing to find! I just now created this account to answer your question, and don't have any content online. Thanks for your interest - stay ballsy!

[DIVISION216]

Lol John Rambo turns dictator......

[SparklingCider101]

Is the show eventually ever going to be a full time job of spreading the disease? Keep that Orange juice away from your balls.. Keep them dry and shitty

[illmatic28]

@misjif2341 John Rambo Tries It: Cute White Mages

[DrunkenSamurai18]

wow did u really plead not guilty to speeding? i didnt even know u could go to court for that. or even plead.

[TheMrLupul]

Im pissed I thought of Reading Rambo first I think

[joeottoson]

Huh. I already watched a play through of X-Men Destiny.

[TheMerkWithTheMouth]

Thanks for the MAGFest footage, John. Now I can't get that White Mage cosplayer out of my head!... Not that that's a bad thing...

[PleadThaFizif]

i vote for john to do the soundtrack music to the new project 7 series

[TwistedEdgeProd]

ay John I was the dude who told you about Bandcamp, happy to see you using it. Cant wait to hear studio music!

[brownpowerranger66]

i need smark guys!!!

[OmegaWeaponX2]

Oh my holy God, that White Mage can cure my illnesses all day and all night ;)

[Beyondesp]

@TheMerkWithTheMouth no u weren't the only one. Was thinking John should've said something about her. Just finished listening and nothing.

[TheAireaidLord]

I think the funniest thing about hanging out with you guys at Magfest was how Rambo is like a father to OJ. When OJ does something silly, Rambo is there saying "stop, just stop" or any joke combination. It was lots of fun, can't wait for interesting things in the future.

[cenahhh4ever54]

Hey John i have a quick question? I have a mac and when i try to download the show i just see a media player but no place to download it? If you know anything thanks for the help :]

Ps. stay ballsy my friends

[TheMerkWithTheMouth]

@cenahhh4ever54 Try ctrl-clicking on the link, then click on "Save" or something similar to that in the context menu that pops up, and save it to your computer. Idk if that's right, because I use a pc, but I think that should work.

[cenahhh4ever54]

@TheMerkWithTheMouth Thank You some much it worked! for anybody with a MAC just control+click the link and you can select Download selected file link! Thanks for spreading the Digital Gonorrhea my Ramborgian brother

[TheMerkWithTheMouth]

Am I the sole individual whose curiosity was profoundly enthused when Rambo mentioned a White Mage while introducing OJ? I am such a nerd.

[juangarcia2007]

Ramborgia Represent! Great episode as always fellas! :)

[TheMerkWithTheMouth]

OMGWTFBBQSBMF!!!!

(Oh my God what the fuck barbeque stay ballsy my friends)

[TheAireaidLord]

Rambo didn't you tell me that you broke the candle OJ gave you?

[TheEljoker88]

DSP  = Ric Flair

Rambo = Arn Anderson

OJ = Ole Anderson/Barry Windham

Howard = Tully Blanchard

[Kitkat456456]

I love listening to this,

[bromana1]

Ramborgia, Ramboholics lend me your ears. We must not futilely fight amongst our self like the future atheistic men and sea otters of South Park, for it is the Penicillin of the digital gonorrhea. No, we must unite; we must accept one another and not treat one another like red headed step children. In this we find our strength to spread the digital gonorrhea to even more unmolested masses. For the glory of the Rambo! For the Glory of the O.J! And For The Digital Gonorrhea!

[bromana1]

@bromana1 And Stay Ballsy!!

[Warnok1]

Great show as always. The MAGFest videos that Rambo put up are some of the funniest things that I've ever seen and really showed how naturally funny John is. You couldn't make up the reactions that he got from his selling style. In the end everyone was happy, candles were sold, digital ganorrhea was spread and unlikely stars were made.

[LuckyCharmGangs7a]

I'm loving the production values, The Show keeps getting better and better

[grizzlyuppercut]

The intro made me have a Ramborgasm.

[MrBrianBusy]

What job does OJ have?

[ScrubForLifeTX]

Ramboholics must be executed! It is the will of the Ramborgia!

[bobbymurtagh26]

RAMBORGIA!!!!!

[alexbeak1230]

lol johns animated face looks so creepy...... like he wants to rape you

[TikiShootah]

2 hours of talkin. john cant be fucked with lol

[RatedWWE001]

I want a JohnRambo Presents The Show shirt!!!!

[StalkerSandwich]

yes the "rich" people keeping THERE money, defiantly the problem with this contry

[Cyberdemon531]

Ramborgia = Group. Ramboholic = Singular version. There, I win.

[bacheshiraze]

John make a part four of your MAGfest videos.

[andvas1994]

To yell ''Hey Thor'' after people might not be THE best way to sell, but it sure as **** is funny.

That might be the best John Rambo moment ever!

[MrBrianBusy]

burger...

[xXKairoxXx]

What about the OJaculation?

:P

[JumboJivan]

That intro brought tears of joy to my eyes.

[Cyberdemon531]

TWO HOURS?!  Holy shit, finally man! Let's celebrate!

[SoapyPlain]

OJ reminded me of Zapp Brannigan from Futurama

[GlorySeeker2X]

I think I'm the dunce who confused OJ with Ganelon in your Japan Videos. I did have the two confused, not knowing either of the two, but I'm not sure if I posted anything about it or not. If it wasn't me, I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

[MicNarcolepsy]

Rambo why are you so cool?!

[roninhall1970]

did Mag Fest have X-Men Children of the atom me and i friend use to play it a Circle K

[roninhall1970]

look for a Tilted Kilt if in the area.

[ultm8ninja]

MLK is Rambo's god, you heard it here first folks lol

[xXKairoxXx]

DSP's gameplay of Amy takes place after the Ramborgia breakout.

Everyone has been infected. Even in the state of a video game, the infected are UNBEATABLE...

All shall fall...

[HonoredVillager]

great show as always

[joem1234569]

thanks you two for making the weeks easier for me, my best friend of 15 years died recently and listening to the show always makes me feel better. much love for the ramborgia

[stefozzie]

@joem1234569 dude. sorry to hear that.

[joem1234569]

@stefozzie thanks, i appreciate that. times have been rough but i keep on goin

[zackody132]

next week on reading rambo guest star lavar burton from star trek the next generation also the original reading rainbow

[GenericAnimeKid]

Reading Rambo is from Attack of the Show. #lawsuit

[tunnelrat217]

John sound like a Canadian

[MrSimon510]

I think john's "present the show" shirts are way more eye appealing than the others you guys had.....not a lot of ppl want real ppl on their shirts....the black shirt and the logo just looks better than the white shirts with pictures of ppl on it

[bradley8867]

Rambo and OJ=Batman & Robin

[maggotman6sic6]

im afraid this is no longer just a podcast.

its be come a full on cult....of balls..and gonorrhea.

it will only grow and multiply.

[Samsapopin]

The story about the drunken guy reminded me of the time back in September where a drunken retarded college boy hit my mom while we were packing up to go back home. My mom told the kid that she was going to punch him and I was laughing so hard, my face turned red.

Next morning, we found out that some of the college kids got arrested because they broke into the hotel. The hotel got a new security guard because the old one was a pussy.

[TheRod6193]

Can I be a guest for the show

[allnamesaretaken100]

ps where is the gif of OJ transforming? i want to use it.

[IHAZZ3RI]

@allnamesaretaken100 it's on thkingofhate forums, in the magfest playlist thread. I made it.

[OmegaWeaponX2]

John, remember Metal Gear, we are your Outer Heaven.

[allnamesaretaken100]

It took me ahile to realise the intro said "JJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN RAMBO, OJ..." 

[gadarenedemon]

0:23:55 <- Can't believe my drawing is on the show. So awesome!

[spitfiremanlizerd]

god OJ has self esteem issues, you're getting youtube famous bro got a lot more going for you than the most of us.

[TheZeusMooseKing]

Is John Rambo's name actually John Rambo?

[laylaalvar]

@TheZeusMooseKing No. It is not his birth name. But it should be!

[seanecw123]

I'm a drummer, but I cant be in your band (John and the Ramboholics!) considering that I live in south-east Texas

[KaiserShin666]

huh...the cartoonish picture as an avatar looks an awful like Fidel Castro...is "John" hiding something? *ninja*

[TechnoOnyx]

Dammit John, you really left me hanging there. What happened after that girl called you a creeper??????

[theunforeseensighter]

I did 5 miles on my jog today and this marathon edition of the show w/ johnrambo and OJ got me through this, #ramborgiastrong

[TheRod6193]

The Ramboholics lead the way.

[libraalbert91]

2 hours of john and OJ!! The Ramborgia(aka Rambholics ) have please our gonorrhea gods are pleased

[goldeyeblue]

We are a part of the Ramborgia network, and we have over 9000 digital penises, raping you men, women, children, pets, the living and the undead, spreading the digital gonorrhea by force. Apparently Oprah opposes the spread of our empire, but no arrow in the knee will stop our march. Legioneer Garrus apparently took a missile to the face, he is still spreading the digital gonorrhea. First we will take over Korea, then Libya, and then the world! All shall kneel before the Ramborgian empire!!!!!!!

[libraalbert91]

@goldeyeblue nice one dude 

[thatmoderndaywarrior]

Did OJ like just....jizz his pants at the memory of the burger?

[TheForstBlood]

?? Would you like some balls ??

- My Favourite Quote -

[SlipComedyHD]

Would it be creepy to come all the way from England to meet you guys at a convention?

[Jussi453]

@SlipComedyHD yes

[IAsInLiterallyMe]

1 In the beginning, Rambo created the balls and the shit. 2 Now the scrotum was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Rambo was hovering over the waters.

And Rambo said, “Let there be balls,” and there was balls. 4 Rambo saw that the balls was good, and he separated the balls from the scrotum. 5 Rambo called the balls “testicles,” and the sack he called “scrotum.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

Book of the Ramborgia

[holsson85]

0:31:30 the SI unit is "candela" for light :D

[norm4260]

Epic sax guy. Discuss.

[elgalas]

john why didnt you stop the black guy from stelaing your t shirt, you took a photo instead! come on man! haha no offence pls =)

[Jussi453]

BALLLS!!!1 would you like some?

[MrSimon510]

@MrSimon510 Ohh nvm i thought ramborgia was for made up john land....not the name for rambo fans....

[MrSimon510]

Ramborgia????! I perfer rambonia

[KingDarkling]

Things are getting stale. I think people are trying to hard to get their comment on the next show which may bring the overall quality down

[xAelderon]

I'd be down for John Rambo as world dictator.

[xAelderon]

Scroll of Rambo

Page 1

1. Thou must stay ballsy at all times.

2. Thou must infect thy nation with the Digital Gonorrhea.

3. The use of digital condoms are condemned.

4. The use of non-digital condoms are sanctioned.

5. Thou must listen to The Show every week.

Continued on page 2...

[bromana1]

@xAelderon is VAGAtarianism prohibited by the Scrolls?

[xAelderon]

@bromana1 of course!!!!

[resistance1207]

Lol at 24:20, that chick at the top left was the one that wanted John's cock at Magfest. I think it was on part 2 of his Magfest videos, ahhh she was hot!

[illmatic28]

@resistance1207 Haha, that image is great. It's funny that I can immediately recognize just about everyone in that picture. John has to do more videos like this next year.

[Ananimass]

lol

[XenDamager]

fuck this ramborgia shit. "im a ramborgia" shit doesnt even sound right. shouldve been "ramboholic" dangnamit..

[FuriaAlbaGeoX]

Dead Mister Rambo, did you get some women at MAGfest ?

From your favorite ramborgian sex offender ! Stay wet, hard and ballsy my friends !

[Staye100]

Hey john, I will start to spread the digital gonorrhea here in Chile

Stay ballsy my friends You Rambo are awesome, you too OJ

[torberen]

LONG LIVE THE RAMBORGIA!!!!!

[TechnoOnyx]

Does OJ dislike Deadpool or something?

[KingDarkling]

Anyone watch the new gangland documentary?

Ramborgia and the Ramboholics?

The violence needs to stop

[jukukalle7]

2 fucking hours! nice

[jumagrue]

Rambrosia

[TheGlowingKnight]

Ramborgia and Phillipinos unite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGlowingKnight]

hahahahahahaha

John. Your a legendary dragon in skyrim.