URL Rappers Funniest Bars(just a few)

[KazperTheStreetPoet]

"I be at Math's house when I want some head" Aiyyo.....pause.

[chiibiROXAS]

fuck that '3,5,7,11,9' line never gets old ....

[blackwoodjankins]

yo rex is so garbage

[wowiroh1]

Calicoe stole mooks line about the taking my ball back

[BF703]

heartless so lame

[kokostarr098]

sum other dudes cute ass hell lls

[trudon]

@kokostarr098 pause

[kokostarr098]

@trudon  y?? lol

[trudon]

@kokostarr098 you said 'dudes cute as hell'

[kokostarr098]

@trudon and lls

[KJtheMC]

Heartless is dope man

[Arrukean]

Hopsin looks like the black version of the "new guy"

bet his scrawny ass arms couldn't hold a fucking broom high.

[TsuWave1]

T-REX is a perv lol

[jcruz03]

whered you come from nigga? I FOLLOWED YOU. Tech 9 kills me!!

[franchisejr15]

Lmao yo who is this nigga that said "around my neck like an injured athlete" or w.e that line was dope! i never seen that battle

[quisqueya100]

@franchisejr15 thats Cocky....u can peep Cocky vs Heartless, thats a dope battle, or Cocky vs Nuborn, which is the battle that line was from

[RespectProcess]

@quisqueya100 i dont get the bar tho.. around my neck like an injured athlete?

[quisqueya100]

@RespectProcess its "hangin around my neck like an injured athlete"....u know like wen a football player twist or break his leg, then the trainers or his teammates help him off the field. the injured player put his arm around they neck and hops/limps off the field

[lovejah100]

T-REX HAD ME RLLING AT 4:03 WITH THAT BAR LOOL

[AlboTerraThug]

Now you just need to change the title to url and grind time .

[rico010589]

!!!I "I SAID MAN WHAT"!!!!!



[SakeLoke35]

LMFAAOOO @ 4:03

[Dentboy17]

if i cant play im takin my ball back...lol had me rolling

[wolfandhawk13]

that shit is funny

[ShAySlIm130]

conceited was tryin not to laff at him self wen he sed nigga haha

[MrHotwheels81]

Whos the first dude I just fat bitch bungie cord snaped on this nigga

[quisqueya100]

@MrHotwheels81 thats X-factor

[vernonmcclain]

@MrHotwheels81 you don't know x factor?

[MalikarVampire]

dude, you left out the punchline at the end of concieted vs cortez. " youll be gone till minana" FOUL, automatic redo

[quisqueya100]

@MalikarVampire how is that last bar funny though?...if u beef with me today youll be gone  by tomorrow"...that aint funny..."conceited thats his mama / nigga, i dont give a caca" was the perfect place to end that to me, cuz THAT bar is funny..that was just my thinkin behind it...why add that "maniana" part...i mean the whole scheme is tight, if it was a video bout the nicest schemes i would have included that

[MeridenCtTv]

1:30 even aye verb was laughing at that shit ROFL. u should have put part where aye verb asks math manager " fat motha fucka when the last time u seen yo dick !"

[24rabb]

More Tec 9 tho

[ramone2185]

Who is the guy at 1:49? I wanna see more of his battles.

[quisqueya100]

@ramone2185 go to youtube search box and type in "heartless illest rhymes".......its a video of some of his best bars, son got bars for days...his name is heartless by the way

[shafeadeen]

THIS SHIT FUNNY

[TheCanto500]

" where you come from nigga?, I followed you " loool I remember that...funny AF!!

[LOONIBEATS]

look at calicoe in the back with his hands SUSPECT LOL 2:59

[Jigganometry]

only thing this is missing is-- "SMACK, WHO IS DIS NIGGA??"

[dworkx1]

where's black haze!!!!!!!!!!!! VS O REd?

[dworkx1]

where's black haze!!!!!!!!!!!! VS O REd?

[whayes8084]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ON THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE!" Lmao!!

[SwaggerTooMuch]

anybody knows who that guy is adt 5:10?... (Neva heard of him before and he is raw)

[quisqueya100]

@SwaggerTooMuch dudes name is Cocky....u should peep the battle Cocky vs Heartless, cocky go in on that one...dude said "its all fun and game, till his guts and brains hangin out like long time buddies"...had me rollin son.....also peep Cocky vs Nuborn, he had some nice bars in that one 2

[SwaggerTooMuch]

@quisqueya100 Thanx he go hard!!

[phillyfox13]

@SwaggerTooMuch idk but i dont get his bar either

[TheProverbialHater]

Y'all forgot Tech 9 verses at Arsonal those were straight comedy. 

[swagger410]

They should have put tech 9 bogeyman line in there shot was hella funny

[luckybarbie1]

On Twitter He The I Follow Juice Follow Me Back Ass Niqqa! Lhhard

[luckybarbie1]

"I Was Thinkn More Like Clips, Goods, Concieted, Hollow, Maybe Rex! They Said Rich, .. Aint This A Bitch... I Dont Even Remember Sayin YES!" (yunq ill voice)

[MrTYPHOONWOLF]

He was that little fat nigga at the court wishin he was a tall cat talking bout well if I can't play I'm taking my ball back -Calicoe to Heartless that nigga a beast

[MrTYPHOONWOLF]

Funny af lol

[steven4rmnewyork]

goodz is the worst rapper in url..only fagot who laughs at his own jokes before the whole crowd realizes it was a joke

[Russian2on1]

4:02 rex

is the worst in the leauge

[USnUS716]

IN THE MORNIN HE SITS UP pulls up 2 the chicken shack orders som chickin nuggets does a set of dips with that

[DreNixTV]

its "I Be In Maths' Room like ""Math You Want Some EGGS""....lol

[PHUCKcali]

Somebody tell me what was so funny about Hitman sayin "MAN WHAT??"

NIgga is CORNY!!!!!!!

[luckybarbie1]

@PHUCKcali You Gotta Undastand Hitman

[PHUCKcali]

@luckybarbie1 It wasn't funny!!!

[luckybarbie1]

@PHUCKcali Well It Obviously Was To Whoeva Made The Video nd It Was To Erbdy Else SO!!!!!!

[PHUCKcali]

@luckybarbie1 ....and everybody is exactly WHO????????

[luckybarbie1]

@PHUCKcali The Thousands Of People I Hear Repeatin It From St. Louis Sooooooooooooooooooo Yeah But In The End The Shit Was Funny To Me Thats All IM Worried About!

[PHUCKcali]

@luckybarbie1 ....um OK....and THAT speaks volumes in itself!!! WOW!!! Doesn't take much i guess!!!

[RyanLkirk]

Where'd you come from nigga?! I FOLLOWED YOU. HAHAHAHAHA!

[jimmyjones454]

it aint goin pow it goin blk-a-ti BlAAK

[BeachChairz]

SMH

If you don't include anything from X-Factor vs Tech-9 then you've automatically failed.

[dagr8rylz]

@BeachChairz Bro it was the 3rd clip

[dagr8rylz]

@BeachChairz my bad thats Rich dollars

[BeachChairz]

@dagr8rylz

LOL Don't ever make that mistake again.

X-Factor vs Tech.9 is probably the funniest battle in the URL/SMACK history.

[0orobert]

WAT WAS THE FIRST BATTLE

[robbbyyy25]

Calicoe vs Heartless was a tie..i remember they both choked....great fukin battle tho...

[passa]

i know this is fairly new freestyle but how you dont have SERIOUS JONES on here?

[jcurry3school]

Rich dollaz gotta be tired of gettin shut daun

[jcurry3school]

My nigga shut T Rex ass daun

[boost165]

He got some good ones in here but in some battles he took da wrong bars there waz hotter ones funnier he cuda put in it

[RazaqIshola]

"You won't believe it until you see it but he conceited for no reason. He think he way too good to be hearing this". LOL shoulda put that one in.

[Ibennett5]

this shit is too funny

[cfc67]

3:08 ....was that that rapper guy on the loius theroux programme.....riding in my fiat...looking for a biatch ?

[SADHMUSIC]

4:02 URL Gay Moment...?

[jshin3s45]

"I be ass naked in his house like Math you want some eggs?" Rex that's suspect bro

[jseal14]

@jshin3s45 I'm pretty sure that's a reference to the movie Baby Boy, with Tyrese and Ving Rhames. if I remember correctly, Tyrese's character comes home one day, and Ving Rhames character is butt naked in the kitchen, cooking some eggs (Ving Rhames played Tyrese's mom's boyfriend, who moved into their house). Of course, there is nothing Tyrese can do but look at him in disgust...so if you see the movie, then that line makes total sense...it was a pretty funny scene, actually...

[CapsILA]

Hollow da dons shit was pretty funny...a couple others were ok too...

[eastport1100]

That Rex 357 line funny as shit

[Milazzo801]

the only bars that were funny were Tech 9, idn why ppl think url is so good...check out Dumbfoundead battles those r funny..

[RoddyPMusic]

haha... im mad they got grindtime footage for URL funniest bars..lololololol

[Klassickk]

these wasnt as funny as most of tech 9 battles but still good to watch

[Thesniperseth]

Can someone explain to me "I got the choppa around my neck like an Injured Athlete?"

[quisqueya100]

@Thesniperseth he said "choppa hangin around my neck like an injured athelete"......

a chopper is a AK-47 rifle....so he sayin he got the rifle hangin round his neck, and the injured athelete is just the simile.......u know how wen an athlete gets injured, and needs help off the field, usually 2 trainers or a teammate put his arm around their neck and help him off that way.....hence "hangin around my neck"

[someperson111]

@quisqueya100 Actually that is wrong lol. The first part was right but he meant a sling as in when an athlete breaks his arm. Arm sling=AK sling

[quisqueya100]

@someperson111 i get wat u sayin, but i dont think thats wat dude meant...he dont mention a sling at all in any part of the rhyme......plus w cocky style his bars is dope, but straightforward, i think u lookin to deep into it....just listen to the bar...."choppa hangin around my neck, LIKE an injured athlete"....he didnt say "choppa hangin around my neck like IM an injured athlete"...

[jessegianpoalo23]

@quisqueya100 im going with yu on that one

[kazadifam]

@quisqueya100 ur right

[boost165]

@quisqueya100 woah i don't know how you figured that one out that's a pretty bad comparison since half da people who hear it wouldn't understand it but you explained it i just don't see how you figured that out

[quisqueya100]

@boost165 naw fam, to me it was pretty obvious....its a simile right....simile is wen u COMPARE somethin usin "like" or "as"....the line is "choppa hangin around my neck LIKE an injure athlete"....

so the object is the "choppa"

the comparison is that its "hangin around his neck"

wat its bein compared to is "an injured atlete"

only way it could mean a sling is if "choppa" is slang for "sling" somewhere...but ive never heard nobody say "my arms in a choppa after i broke it"

[FuturisticMoneyGang]

@Thesniperseth ya kno like when they wearing a brace

[dlt2k7]

How da fuck do u not put "Smack....who is dis nigga?"

[mikemarc92]

4:04

"hit em with that 357, or that 9, i shot him 11 times, they said that he died ODD!!!!

[JGreer313]

REX LOOK SO FUCKING GAY DOING THAT AT 4:05

[wavy904]

chciken nuggets do a couple dippin sets lmao

[luckybarbie1]

"When The Liqhts Turn Red! I Pull On The Side Of You! Nomore Touqh Talk... The BITCH Come OUTTA You! Where You Come From Niqqa? I FOLLOWED You!" Lhhard! -Tech 9

[Your247Boss]

only ONE tec 9 bar !! this video should be ONLY featuring tec 9 !!!

[TsuWave1]

4:04 lol 

[TheFocuslja]

Heartless lost that battle to Kannon by the way...bc the funniest line I ever heard was from Kannon in THAT very battle...The Whole sequence about the ransom note. "Heartless? What? Nigga fuck that shit/u kill that faggot if you have to...Suck my D*ck"

[whochachi]

@TheFocuslja Heartless has never lost a battle pussy. Get the fuck out of her.

[missnelashay]

I shud fat bitch bungee cord snap on this nigga...

[DarkinvadeherRennie]

Too much jokes lol

[NuisenceTV]

Why is Cocky in here?

[Liqsippa365]

"i follow you so follow me back-ass nigga"

[jn01467]

Heartless and Conceited are hilarious.

That Aye Verb truck line vs. Math was hilarious though

[r1c1976]

MC Swann isnt URL but he's definately got funny lines

[Dipsetinstrum]

where you come from nigga?

[Dadee3]

Rex "I be in Math's house when I want some head" whoa!!!

[luckybarbie1]

@Dadee3 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON THAT NOTICED HOW GAY THAT SOUNDED!

[DMVDigital703]

why so much of math?

[DatHeat2]

thought ill see more of tech and x in this lol

[Crossthefuture]

Heartless' last bar was banoodles!!

[C0wb0yF4n]

@Crossthefuture who was he battling?

[Crossthefuture]

@C0wb0yF4n Big Kannon. Go peep that. Classic bars.

[Assassin2779]

grind time aint url dick head

[Rsonist114]

@Assassin2779 it says URL rappers funniest bars.. All of those rappers were on url at one point... dumbass smh

[blaoDOTcom]

@Rsonist114 these guys are BATTLE rappers NOT url rappers or grindtime rappers....yall stupid and conceited rocked more battles with GT so has hollow so wouldnt they be GT rappers, if we HAD to choose? 

[whochachi]

Hit the horn. Hit the horn.

[swagWOOOSWAG]

@whochachi LMFAO

[youngTaharka]

Look at calico in the backgrounds he looks mad gay

[jwin424]

all hollow verses against should been on here

[Light3471]

LMFAO RIP Math btw