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  • i was baptised as an SDA. we don't fallow false Catholic traditions.

  • PRAISE THA LAWD YESSSS! My name is saintless.

    Unholy since birth, blasphemous to the soul.

  • I was born in St Anthonies'day, so thats my second name. But here in PR I don't think I've seen that tradition of the 'çhristian name' imposed.

  • lol, I was baptized, but I don't have a Christian name.

    Can't wait to be de-baptized though, looking into it.

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  • I don't know why but in the society where I was raised, which was heavily Roman-Catholic, a lot priests were plain assholes. The one that was teaching the religion class, I had to attend, was, even, acting in an uncivilized, extremely unpleasant manner. He carried a rubber stick as he walked along the classroom and sometimes would hit one of the desks. He was very rude towards the students. I still remember how he tore one of the students notebook, in half, in a rage fit. That was plain insane.

  • the south american version of catholicism is very light. where i'm from we don't get a 'christian' name. the name our parents give us is the same as the one in the baptism. so they are not particularly chosen after saints. i have no clue who my godparents are. i was named after a famous bloodthirsty tyrant...because my dad is a sociopath and he admired him, so yea! super fun times :)

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  • Your mother is awesome.

  • I was named after Saint Joan Of Arc same as my grandmother, as well as Saint Dominique.

    Ps. I'm not an X Catholic

  • Why are so many "atheists" actually Jews? And why do they always pretend to have been raised Catholic?

  • @dganir1 lol, what? Why would I lie? And I never said I was raised catholic, I said I was raised atheist because I was. My parents were raised catholic. BIG difference.

  • You always look great sweetie don't worry.

    Cheers Christine

  • wow your mom is a cunt

  • While doing the dishes the other day, I was thinking of this video. It came to mind when I accidentally splashed some of the water on myself, and realized how dirty it was, and how I needed to shower afterward. You too got splashed by the dishwater, but intentionally... which if it wasn't by a parental, it'd be a bit bothersome.

    Of course for you cleaning it off wasn't really so bad. I mean, at least that stuff goes away. You can't wash away forever a real baptism.

  • My mom was catholic ... I think she named me after the imaginary Mark fellow of the infamous four ... Mathew, Mark, Luke & John

  • Francis

  • I would choose Francis of Assisi because he's the patron saint of animals. I love animals.<3

  • Welcome back, Emily.

    I was raised a Baptist. We used to have a ceremony where the church family pledges to support the new parents as they guide the child in their religious upbringing. Baptism was saved until after salvation, I was 10. There's no naming ceremony.

    My mother named me Deborah, after the character in the Bible. Personally, I think she just like Debbie Reynolds. None of my siblings have Biblical names, so I don't know why they chose one for me. *shrugs*

  • My name is Steve - it means 'Crown' in Greek and the Saint who had the same name as me (I'm a fithy unwashed heathen and very happy about it) was martyred on the 26th of December by being stoned to death for heresy by the Pharisees.

    This year at christmas, I'd had a few j's on boxing day and my Dad remembered what day it was and said that he had been shot to death with arrows. Informing them how he really died while toking caused more than a few groans :-) but I couldn't pass it up...

  • thomas, which i think is kinda funny since im a doubting atheist lol

  • No catholic background, however I have always been aware that I am the only one of my siblings that does *not* have a name the appears somewhere in the bible. Destined for atheism? The saint that I would choose would be named for would be St. Jeanne de Lestonnac. The best story with a name at least similar to my middle name.

  • gotta give you props for taking classes there, i think my head would explode from frustration in some of those types of situations lol

  • That's an awesome story! Made my day :)

  • I think I would say I was named after Saint Dale of Earnhardt and I was baptized by Father Ted Crilly.

  • Apparently the Catholics in my family weren't aware of this tradition. I was named after my grandfathers, first and middle. :)

  • I was not babtized at birth. When i was 12 the church had us go to creek in March wich it was pretty fucking cold and they dunked you backwords. Soon after i left the church never to return.

  • My dad was Catholic and he was named, I presume, after St. Francis of Assisi.

  • we gonna baptize these teachers with gulf oil

  • I didn't have a Christian name at Baptism... in my church that waited until confirmation and that was Michael, though I spelled it Michiel. Now since I'm a girl this didn't go over very well. Me and my mother had to fight the church and my grandmother to get the name I wanted. My grandmother wanted me to be Margret I think after a relative. Though I'm not Catholic anymore I have kept the extra name. I just like it.

  • Hmm, named after my father, who was named after his father, and so on... don't know the saint, but they are all Catholic, so it was one of them. Personally, I give two shits as to which Saint it was, as it really doesn't matter.

  • My name is Mary. I was baptized but never given a Christian name. I guess I didn't need one lol. Mary Catherine is Catholic enough.

  • My christian name is actually my first name. I'm named after St. Mark, writer of the first gospel and patron saint of actuaries (my father's occupation). I have yet to change my christian name, but I definitely want to.

  • We used to do that as kids to each other and shout; "Buddha bless!"

  • I was baptized as an infant. However, I did go to catholic school, and when it came time for confirmation, I skipped out.

    It is fun to say that catholic school made me an atheist, or at least a good religion teacher.

    I would have cheated and used my middle name of Paul.

  • St. Dyfnog - because it sounded funny...

  • I´m looking around your videos, havent found -yet- the reason for you attending a Catholic school, being unreligious. No matter which the reason, that is a brave task.

  • @janover73 I'll have to go back through my Growing up Atheist playlist to see if I missed that (sometimes I put things in the description box that I forget to say when I'm recording). Basically, public schools downtown were crap and I was frustrated with catering to the lowest common denominator so we went private. Catholic school was the only real option given my parent's price range, and since my parents used to be Catholics they figured it would be fine. And it was :)

  • ...and no doubt your christian name was Hypatia

  • The only saint I even like AT ALL is St. Joseph of Cupertino, because he's the patron saint of astronauts (rock!).

    ...but 'Kate Joseph' sounds kinna...weird. Just sayin'.

  • Well, i would have chosen Saint Zagnar, the Destroyer. But hey...! :)

    Okay, no, seriously...I dug around on that website and really didn't find anything. I looked at all the variations on my first name, didn't see anyone I liked; there were no saints from my middle or last names; looked at a few random ones and just didn't find anybody who wasn't a credulous weirdo seein' visions or bein' a virgin and stuff. I don't wanna be named after any of these people!

  • I have no idea any real deals of my baptism (Catholic upbringing, then I turned agnostic when I was around 12, and firm atheist by the time I was 22.) My name is Danielle, so I suppose I could be named after Daniel (God is my Judge.) But I know my mom picked Danielle because she liked the name...not for any religious meaning.  My mom is Catholic in theory...but she doesn't go to church, nor practice anything religious. She almost disowned me when I refused to make my confirmation though.

  • I went to catholic school in Titusville Florida, my father was an Atheist and Mom was a Christian. We went there for a better education . I was suspended in 1974 at the age of 14 after a nun slapped me , I liturally beat her down three sets of stairs with in an inch of her life. I am not kidding. My father drove from his job at the space center to collect me, he never punished me.

  • Ex-Catholic here. For our confirmation we were supposed to pick a Saint's name as well for a confirmation name. When my teacher asked why I picked the name 'James' (which James and why) I just shrugged my shoulders and said "I just like the name James." She was not impressed. :-D

  • Hmmm, I thought it was when you were confirmed that you chose the Christian name? I was baptized, but deconverted prior to confirmation.

  • Continued...

    On a side not my mother, and father's confirmation names were coincidentally Mary, and Joseph. :p

  • @TheNakedAtheist What does confirmation mean? What does it signify?

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    Well in the Roman Catholic church it's my impression that confirmation which took place in my church at around 12-13 is intended to confirm your commitment to Catholicism when you are considered old enough to make such a commitment, which isn't the case when you are baptized as an infant.

  • @TheNakedAtheist Okay.  Thanks. I never understood that.

  • Despite the fact that I am not Catholic,and that my family hasn't been Catholic for 100 years or more, my name is pretty darn Irish Catholic sounding. For my "Catholic" name, I have chosen Orthodox Saints (scandalous, I know, but as an atheist, according to the Catholic Church, I'm supposed to be) Cyril and Methodius, who fought against the hegemony of Greek and Latin as ecclesiastical languages, and instead advocated use of Old Church Slavonic, for which they created the alphabet, Cyrillic.

  • St. Sebastian, patron st. of Archery, or St Gabriel Possenti, Patron st. of Handguns.

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  • Your mom is boss.

  • I guess it's no difficult step to see which saint shares the name Nicholas. My brother Michael was an angel or something, pretty sure there had to be a St. Michael somewhere. We're not catholic, nor did our parents really bring us up to be religious, but we were later told that my grandparents, who WERE catholic did their OWN baptismal on both of us behind our parents' backs! Now Nanny doesn't care so much, she's a spunky little lady, who wants to have fun and goes out dancing still with grampa!

  • If that was your mother's attitude to baptism... why did you go to a Catholic school?!

    *goes to look at your earlier videos*

  • Ps - I'm not Christened, baptised, confirmed, anointed... I'm fooked! :(

  • Damn, I wish I had your mom.

  • I answer only because you ask... Normally, I couldn't be bothered to speak of it....

    St. Martin.

    I have legally changed my full name to DROP my Christian name, instead using only the letter "M" for a middle name.

    Anywayz... I'm done with the Catholic church. They can have their "Christian name" back -- I'm done with it.

  • the closest i could find is St.Dunstan the patron of armorers, goldsmiths, locksmiths, and jewelers.

  • Lol, I find it Ironic that Im a gay man and Im named after my grand mother. Shes Antoinette, and I am Anthony.

  • @TonyPstunts OMG! I'm a lesbian and I was named after my grandFATHER! His name was Emil, so I became Emily... I never thought of how odd that was

  • @BornWithoutReligion Saint John - John's my middle name.

  • your mum sounds a lot like mine =\

  • St. Thomas, definately. The doubter.

  • That assignment was terrible; it's exclusive, and makes a lot of assumptions about your background. I don't think that shit would fly in today's Catholic Education system.

  • I am a defected Roman Catholic who was baptized in the name of Saint Christopher. Those who are familiar with the Church's standing w/ Saint Christopher should immediately see the irony involved. It seems that even the Roman Catholic Church at one time declared no historical evidence for his existence. (Like this ever had any effect on Church doctrine.)

  • @ottotechnica Hey! Me too! :)

  • Growing up, I also attended exclusively catholic schools, so when I was little I thought I was named after St. Anthony of Padua. I later found out that I was named after my grandfather and my actual Christian name was chukwuebuka, which in the Nigerian language of Igbo, means "God Is Great", which is my middle name and is perfect now that I'm an atheist. *sarcasm*

  • well my name is Pablo Alejandro. so i guess i would be named after San Pablo (saint Paul) but in reality I'm named after my dad.

  • My grandmother thought I was named Paul based on the bible. In fact, I was named after Paul Newman! LOL Thank God (pun intended) my parents raised me to think for myself versus being brainwashed by organized religion. PS - There's something about an attractive woman who is also intelligent, articulate, confident and opinionated that is sooo sexy. Keep speaking out for what you believe in (or don't believe in, as the case may be) and **** the haters. Science and reason is taking over the world.

  • I was raised presbyterian so I was baptized, but the ceremony was different, it took place when I was a baby and was more about my parents the congregation pledging to teach me in the ways of the denomination and the religion (or at least that is how it was at my church).

    Of I had been catholic I think I would have gone with the classic Jone of Arch the warrior/general of france.

  • I would have chosen (LOLOL):

    St. Catherine of Bologna, Virgin (Patroness of Artists) Feast - March 9th Born in 1413, Catherine de Vigri was the daughter of a diplomatic agent of the Marquis of Ferrara. At the age of eleven, she was appointed maid of honor to the daughter of the Marquis and shared her training and education. When the daughter eventually married, she wanted Catherine to remain in her service, but Catherine left the court and became a Franciscan Tertiary at the age of fourteen....

  • Hah, I was baptized Catholic, but I had no idea about the name thing. I'll have to ask my parents next time I talk to them...

  • YEAH! New video! You look lovely...get on with it.

    Your mom sounds awesome! That is probably EXACTLY what I would have done...lol. I think I may have to do this one (never Catholic...but sounds amusing)

  • Raised in a Jewish family, but apparently there is a St. Nathaniel (of Nitria), so I'll go with that dude because we share the same name.

  • I got Michael as my baptism name. Mostly because it's my father's first name I think.

  • Back when I was a kid and got my first restaurant job, I was "baptized" into the business with dishwater. ;-)

  • Peter oddly enough in my case, though I did not get that name at baptism, I chose it before I was confirmed. Things seem to operate differently within catholic schools in different parts of the country. This is all so bizzare

  • Hahahah your mother is amazing. ;)

    I don't know what my baptism name was, but I remember my confirmation name was mary... I thought it went well with my middle name, rose. Get it? Rose Mary. Yah, I thought I was clever and knew I'd never use the "confirmation name".

  • We had those stupid kinds of assignments too. Pointless busywork. Even while I believed I never took them seriously. Not like they ever checked anything. I literally made up every answer. Pure smoke blowing for four years of religious classes and no teacher was ever the wiser. Example: "Have you ever been in a situation where you lost your temper? What did you do?" My answer: "I got into a fight once then said I was sorry." It was that simple.

    My confirmation name was Paul.

  • Ex-Cath here. Actually, there are so many saints that most Catholics have relatives with saint names so we were given the name of a relative which also happened to be a saint's name. I am named for St. John, but only because my dad named me after his brother John. It's confirmation that really has the "choose a saint name" stigma.

  • your mom is fantastic :)

  • Its about time you make a video!

  • @MrAdmiralAwesomeness I would have chosen the boondock saints.

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