Maz Jobrani

[ZIYAD91]

funny guy

respect



[FXshortFILM]

Fuck him

[ramtin388]

'Hello I'm Mohammad and I'm just making a cookie' :D

[MrThespecialOne7]

@ramtin388 what the funny about this u racist cunt :P

[MrThespecialOne7]

@ramtin388 what is ur point u racist cunt ,

[darashish]

no funny sorry

[kittie479]

Yeehaw!!

[j7x54]

yeah buddy ! toot toot

[ryank1822]

You see this guy ? Well, he is my new hero!

[EstupedMexicanz]

Wooh go iranians

[ONLYRonPaul1]

LOVE this guy!  LOVE Craig Ferguson too! Two of my faves here.

[kaineezy]

i just met this guy last night... SO FUNNYYY.

[Arathix]

My humanities prof showed this video in a lecture xD

[Manuel1995665]

sooooo... 240p... we meet again.

[JosephW99]

That was fucking badassssssssssssssssssssssssss­s........looking for the next video

[6278463]

i watched this before it was mainstream

[angelsbaseball98765]

@llxlxlxll i think u wrote that comment to urself :/

[peepeepantsface]

he reminds me of russell peters HAHAHA

[JKVD187]

Very nice!

[hopesparkle]

Omg that was funny :D

[roumanianMJfan]

thumbs up if gabriel iglesias sent you here

[nughaga]

@roumanianMJfan GABRIEL IGLESIAS PROMO'D MAZIAR JOBRANI???? SWEET

[theawesomegamer123]

its funny cuz im persian...... ALALALALA no no jk lol

[thearabplayer]

FUNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUY

[MohdBozo]

he's paraphrasing what russel peters says!!!

[1234candylane]

I met this guy in real life at my cousins wedding after party! Hes hilarious!

[RctFozzy]

Hilarious! Love it.

[lIxIxIxIl]

Isn't Iraq/Iran part of Asia as well? Didn't think so

[babyelephant121]

@lIxIxIxIl u r a dumb fuck

[lIxIxIxIl]

@babyelephant121 I see how my comment made you feel. But do clarify from what I said because I am just probably not complete on world geography as your mom is incomplete birthing a retarded son naming his youtube username, babyelephant121

[babyelephant121]

@lIxIxIxIl ok mr lIxIxIxIl i dont no wtf that is. but its not only u 75% of americans dont no what a map is and also ur mum lost her way last night and i used my map to get her the quickest way to my dick

[alienboyguitar]

@babyelephant121 actually my friend, he/she is correct... Iran is part of West Asia, so that means(drum rolling).... its in Asia! And you don't know wtf that is? Maybe its you who don't know what a map is or maybe ur mum lost her way last night and used my dick as her guide :D To summarize it all... I love Maz Jobrani :D lol

[lIxIxIxIl]

@babyelephant121 Okay mister "babyelephant121" (what a weird name by the way) don't assume that anyone "American" don't know what a map is,but at the same time, 'white' Americans ARE the only ignorant one's that are too ignorant and or stupid to know, so I can see how it influences your little mind.

I asked if Iran/Iraq was truly part of Asia because Pakistan is considered "Asian", you ASSUME that I categorize them as 'Asian' when I stated a question

Answer the question or are you stupid?

[lIxIxIxIl]

@babyelephant121 Also lol, your mom wrote a map on her body for my dick to run and vandalize your stupid mother's stomach, the same stomach that birth a stupid fag that is you!

[babyelephant121]

@lIxIxIxIl did u know 55% of americans cant locate usa on a map, and its becuz non of the americans know who their fathers are and their mum (yours especially) have been fucked inthe ass so hard that she has become mentally a fucktar. ps ur mum shat on my dick last night

[lIxIxIxIl]

@babyelephant121 Lol first of all I'm not really American, non born and second you're mostly right about that and I will agree with you!

But the third from the slew of insults you're vomiting out of your shit hole got to be coming from a mentally challenged kid (You know Im talking about you) By the way you probably fucked a faggot because only the kind of person like yourself would prod his small nonexistent dick into someones ass

Your gay dad prolly pissed in your mom's vagina while making u

[babyelephant121]

@lIxIxIxIl ok its my turn to analyse ur miserable life who lives in usa, and ure even scared to bring up ur nationality so this means ur dumber than americans, anyways we go starghit to analysation of ur dog life.

ur dad was killed when u wanted to cross over to usa and ur mum was raped so hard that u went mentally retarded and started hating people on the internet, but thats not all cuz ur life in ur shitty ass country was so bad thatu had to suck a dick for money really.

[lIxIxIxIl]

@lIxIxIxIl Lol I'll also tell you something, you've come across a very resillient troll and I tell you, you will be remembering this once you've gotten enough

So come on, bring some more retarded jokes you learned from special ed school - it's a bad experience that people bullied a retard like you

babyelephant121

*shaking my head

Were you birthed by an elephant mother? she's so fat and ugly you call her elephant and you're one of her 121 babies..?

No wonder.... Hmm, where are you from kid

[YetHaterLover]

Craig Ferguson! <3

[acpup2]

ohhh wow his like the best thing after dave chappel!!!

[Cascadadelilah]

Going to see Maz tonight, hell yeah!! :D

[Onemandynasty13]

im irainin and i fucking love this guyy!! everything he says is true!

[Hiyrustrider]

He's definitely gonna be a huge comedian in the near future! :)

[KAGHAZCHI]

im half iranian you need to have sufficent knowledge of the east

[maria96ish]

he is like the iranian version of damon wayans ( the guy from my wife and kids)!!!

[MrSokmunky]

Iranians make good comics because of all the steryotypes agianst them they can use as jokes

[isllllam]

he is acting the same as Russel Peters .....who is cheating from the other one :D

[spacecowboy5000]

@isllllam What? Noooooo... these guys are like black and white. Was it because of the Asian joke? Dang! Everyone uses that one. Seriously I find they appeal to completely different crowds - live at least.

[isllllam]

@spacecowboy5000 thanks man for your replay ....you are right

[spacecowboy5000]

@isllllam But I have to say I like Maz a little more than Russel.

[ballismylife10]

im persian too :D IRAN!!!!!!!!!!

[BlackHoleification]

1:52...Weird...:l

[luigi6637]

haha thats back when craig had class now he has talking robot

[80smusicfanNO1]

Not funny

[22thejew]

the osama coming out of the cave was the best lol

[ArtDaUr]

always that guy :D

[deletbkhad]

the perisan cat "meow" part was like persian jokes... stupid and lame. but i like him overall..excpt that joke

[oddjobhokie]

you're the funniest persian cat EVER!!!!!

[BJ778]

@bosiccar Carlos is the only comedian that steals jokes, if you think he doesn't then you must think every comedian steals jokes from some stupid comedian

[TheMuziekmann]

awesome!

[justsayin90]

OMG I LOVE HIMMMMM

[jrdriv06]

Rogan.

[spiederman117]

iran <3

[heyheyhey6able]

Hess so hot

[bosiccar]

Just snother bad bad copy of Carlos Mencia

[C12AZIe]

@bosiccar What are you talking about? Carlos Mencia sucks ass...

[faytisurdstny]

@bosiccar Fuck you. Maz is way better than carlos

[EXKERAYDES23]

<3 luv this guy!

[MagzStupidShit]

"come fly, the friendly skies"

[kailadabomb]

hes so friggin cool!

[MisterMassador]

I miss him in Knights of Prosperity

[darkreaper193]

nice one man!!!!

[chozhuryo]

he's doing the exact same joke as he did on axis of Evil..yea its funny but then it looks like he's ran out of joke...

[Deuteronomyst]

@chozhuryo this video was posted  5 years ago

[chozhuryo]

@Deuteronomyst means he did the exact same jokes again on axis of Evil after 5 freakin years??!!! dude he really is ran out of JOKE!!!! O.O!!

[AKALMoumen]

@chozhuryo the axis of evil was a few month after this dude check the dates, the axis of evil made these guys the worldwide name they are today

[aba0302]

@Deuteronomyst haha oh wow. can you believe that?

[fuzzypige222]

sooo funny

[superkaboby1]

all persians thumbs up

[shrilayt]

brilliant crowd!!!! 

[Rookie972]

Baking a cookie.. it's radioactive? I bet after the hundreds killed last year on the streets of Teheran he's revising his number... or not

[maryambathaee]

He is good..but God he moves a lot!

[notthere83]

funny thing is... when he made that joke about iran not really "coming out" with their nuclear program, i thought he could easily connect israel to that, who have also been kind of "well..." about their nuclear >weapons<. but of course that would've probably been too risky... ah, if bill hicks was still alive...

[bebenavole]

seinfeld no2

[pebblelake1]

"show us bakin a cookie, just once!"

He is a great comedian.....brilliant timing and unafraid.

.....and I hear he is a great dancer :)

[hipswing1]

way to go Maz, it took some serious balls to make alot of those jokes! love your patriotism!!

[alihosseini1175]

@hipswing1 no doubt



[Jalanko13]

@hipswing1 i don't see how it took balls. it's his standard jokes. They're hilarious though.

[nkpersian]

God he's halarious!

[yomamasapeach]

I hate those people booing at him,

I wanna see them be more funny than him

[tommygirl20247]

@yomamasapeach ..lol I think they're just saying "woooh"

[smilysissy]

he is sooo funnyyyy

[QueerSwede1]

He is funny and sexy;)

[smc4r]

"Hello, I'm Muhammed... And I'm just baking a cookie..." LMAO I love this!

[MikeJoshComedy]

Hilarious!

This is funny persian humor too : /watch?v=cnq8MSB00H

[weliketheparty]

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[reconforsales]

he is not dat funny

[Linux4speed]

Maz you are awesome funny man!! ;) I scare me ,.....lmao ;)

[poshabilities55]

ohmygod funniest guy ever



[rohannesburg]

This guy is amazing, soo friggin hilarious! XD

[anush10]

stereotypes are the BEST comedy!

this guy is hilarious

[NeuwirthFan]

wow he's awesome! :D

[behnamasid]

96 asians here.

[yngwie123fender]

iran is not in Asia. like in "aisa" its in the middle east

[Hundpiraten]

@yngwie123fender To bad "the middle east" isn't a continent.

[Asenueh]

@yngwie123fender The Middle East IS in Asia. Asia is bordered on the west by the Ural mountains, the Bosporus, the Eastern Mediterrean and the Red Sea. Most people have a hard time wrapping their heads around the fact that Israel is in Asia.

[HerpMacDerp]

So true. Americans always fuck everything up...usually through ignorance.

[ab4j2ksl]

Goh to Eslam

Goh to dahane Hazrate Mohammad

Goh to Quran

Fuck Islam

[infusion3sinaxis]

I Scare Me ! LooL

[umyafzal]

I want to see that commercial which he is talking about.

[lightmech]

Iranian are techincally asian's but the guy is talking about asian with the narrow eyes :)

[Palangkaraya2008]

@lightmech Yes. That's the Asian stereotype. He can say that 'Narrow Eyed peoples are now breaking the stereotype.'

[Palangkaraya2008]

@lightmech Yes. That's the Asian stereotype, that they are all have narrow eyes. He can say that 'Narrow eyed peoples are now breaking the stereotype.'

[sidehop]

So safe even Asians can drive it lololol

[summertotoo]

loll asians in car commercials LOL

[KingHarkiniann]

How'd asians get the car-driving stereotype? It always seems to be whites that are the terrible drivers to me.

[Palangkaraya2008]

@KingHarkiniann I think because what he means actually no Asian, but 'Mongoloid-faced people.' Mongoloid-faced, once were related to a pscychological retardation, so you know, it's all in the wrong naming, history etc...

[Palangkaraya2008]

@0777317897 exactly.

[mghalichi]

Iranians are mostly Persians which are actually a derivative of the Aryan race. Look it up. They are not Asian.

[Palangkaraya2008]

@mghalichi In which continent you find Iran? Asia. That makes Iranian Asian. May be you mean Iranian is not chinese-faced mongoloid Asian, but they're Aryan-Asian?

[Palangkaraya2008]

@mghalichi As you sugested, I look it up at Wikipedia, under "Asian" entry (en[dot]wikipedia[dot]org/wiki­/Asian). Down below, under "Western Asians" I found "Iranian peoples."

[8jsimone]

HE SOUNDS LIKE SEINFIELD SOMETIMES!

anyone else here that?

[Palangkaraya2008]

@0777317897 Geographically stereotyped.

[TheDerekMoore]

maybe we have a nuclear program , maybe we don't xD

[dollAndBear]

I've added captions to this video on "YouTube Subtitler" (Google it, can't post links in comments). If you're the owner of the video, can you please upload those subtitles to YouTube, so that everyone watching the video can enjoy them with captions? Thanks.

[sunnyfabregas]

im evil your not

[kingk1000]

this guy stole russel petters jokes

[mambosdapenguin]

@kingk1000 how? wtf

[kingk1000]

@mambosdapenguin becouse look at russel petters old materials, he has the same jokes

[persiangirl12]

@kingk1000 umm no he didnt, he writes his OWN jokes. :)

[Palangkaraya2008]

Asian are breaking the stereotype?

But hey, last time I check, Iranian is also Asian. Iran IS in Asia. 

[arms96]

@Palangkaraya2008 He referred to Asians as people living in China, Korea, Japan, Vietnam, etc. Does that make you happy now? And yes sir, I think we all know that Iran is located in Asia.

[Palangkaraya2008]

@arms96 My happiness doesn't matter. China, Korea, Japan are in East Asia. Vietnam is in South East Asia. And etc. is somewhere else in Asia.

My point is that he isn't consistent, geographically. He says that Iranian is stereotyped as hijacker, terrorist, etc, while Asian are breaking the stereotype. If, as we all know that, Iranian is also Asian, doesn't it mean that Iranian is also breaking the stereotype? While at the same time is stereotyped as hijacker, terrorist, etc?

[Omarh96]

@Palangkaraya2008 stereotypes don't make sense. face it. so you might as well stop analyzing to deeply into them

[Palangkaraya2008]

@Omarh96 He can say that chinese-faced/mongoloid/East Asian are breaking stereotype, at least. To be precise and consistent with his previous statement that Iranian/Middle-easterner is stereotyped as hijacker, terrorist, suicide bomber etc.

[mjhmjh9090]

@Palangkaraya2008 when u say ASIAN u refer to EAST ASIA, iran is considerred middle eastern

[Palangkaraya2008]

@mjhmjh9090 When you say Asian, IMHO, you refer to Asia. When you say East Asian, then you refer to East Asia. I agree that Iran is considered Middle East, and you can say that East Asia is Far East. My point is that Maz is also making stereotype, may be without realizing it, that Asians are all those people who look like Chinese people. "Asian" is not the right word, that's all. As Iran is also part of Asia.

[mjhmjh9090]

@Palangkaraya2008 do u live in the states????? OBVIOUSLY NOT, when u say ASIAN in the states, it means CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!! then wat da fuk are we debating?!?!?! hahhahahaha... peace man

[Palangkaraya2008]

@mjhmjh9090 Exactly my point. In USA, Asia is China only, and Asians are all Chineses. Geography, man. Geography. It is the science that deals with the study of the earth and its lands, features, inhabitants, and phenomena. How people in the states deals with it? watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww  Peace!

[omglollmao123]

@Palangkaraya2008 Iran is only geographically Asian, but NOT ethnically Asian, as in South-East Asians like Chinese/Vietnamese.

Culturally and ethnically Iran has way more in common with the peoples of the Balkans, the Caucasus, Central Asia and the Middle East (mainly only in religious terms, as Iranians are not Arabs).

[INaBlazeOfGlory374]

@Palangkaraya2008 Although Iran tecnically is in Asia, it is considered by many to be in the middle east.

People dont refer to Canadians and mexicans as North Americans do they? Nope, most people as a collective refer to Asians as of being those with oriental features. Iranians, therefore are refered to as middle eastern, (cuz they look more "middle eastern" than "asain"). India is in Asia too, are indians asain? Not if u ask just about anyone.

[Palangkaraya2008]

@INaBlazeOfGlory374 Indians are Asians. Or should I say, Indians are Asians too. Of course not everyone says they are, because not everyone understands geography.

[paintballkid454]

@Palangkaraya2008 Nope. That's like saying Americans/Canadians are Native Americans (Indians). Just cause you live in a general reigon doesnt necessarily mean u are that race. You racial profiler.

[Palangkaraya2008]

@paintballkid454 Nope. There are states, with defined border, named Canada and United States of America, and their people are Canadian and American. There's continent, with defined border, named Asia, and its people is called Asian. I never said that all Asian are Iranian. What I said is that as long as Iran still in Asia, all Iranian is Asian.

[reza043]

@Palangkaraya2008 so your saying bin laden is also asian technecally

[Palangkaraya2008]

@reza043 Yes. Geographically, bin Laden family members are also Asian.

[Palangkaraya2008]

@reza043 Yes. He's an Arab, a muslim, a skinny man with beard, an Asian, and a terrorist.

[caliwowie]

@Palangkaraya2008 last time i checked a stereotype is judging how somebody looks...iranians look different than asians...the joke wasn't a geography joke....i hate you and the people who thumbed you up..

Soooo anyways....another great maz clip!!!

[Palangkaraya2008]

@caliwowie Last time I checked... wait, how Asians supposed to look? You may hate everyone who doesn't agree with you, but I agree with you that this is a great Maz performance.

[caliwowie]

@Palangkaraya2008 how asians look?.....umm steriotypicaly, because you know "steriotype" is whats on topic and thats why this clip is funny....asians are under 5'5", black hair, slanted eyes, rubix cube solvers, small dick and they drive bad....one of those are going to be in a large part of asian joke stand ups.

your trying to take a politicaly correct stance and that makes you a hypocrit because you liked this clip...which is full of politicaly incorrect shit.

[Palangkaraya2008]

@caliwowie My aim is geographically correctness. I don't care about politic.

[Rhabavvi]

@caliwowie no, stereotypes can be about many things, not just looks.

[caliwowie]

@Rhabavvi great...another douche that wants to chime in with out researching the discussion...but i salute you captain obvious.

So you clearly didn't read all the threads. i posted so it seems you invited yourself into this by ..standing up, dropping ur pants and setting ur ass cheeks on the key board.

[caliwowie]

@Palangkaraya2008 if you went to the cops because you got robbed by a guy with a turban, ak-47, and the Quran..how would you describe him? ill answer that .."middle eastern!"...now the cop is all ass hurt now because you didnt call him asian because the hajji that robbed you is technically asian cuz the land. isnt that cop a fucking pussy? you see your that fucking cop in that story...

[Palangkaraya2008]

@caliwowie, next time someone robs you with AK 47, ask from which continent or country he is. If he answers russian, then ask, which part of Russia, european side or asian part. Then you can give a precise information to the police.

[Rhabavvi]

@Palangkaraya2008 i mean, not really dude. iranian=asian and iran is in asia are two different statements. we ignorantly call people "asians" or "africans" but people dont generally identify culturally with their continent. do you think mexicans, brazilians, etc call each other "american" because they live in south america? you think nigerians really call each other african?

[Palangkaraya2008]

@Rhabavvi Just because Iranian doesn't identify their culture with Asia doesn't mean they're not Asian. Anyway, I don't know how do you define "Asian culture."

[Hrko1992]

@Palangkaraya2008 chin tik tau kung pau chan tai chicken noodlz? hai?

[Palangkaraya2008]

@Hrko1992 There are practically hundreds of language in Asia. See the list here: en(dot)wikipedia\(dot)org/wiki­/Languages_of_Asia.

Whatever you said above is not one that I can understand.

[kskashe]

@Palangkaraya2008

the definition of iran means "land of the aryans", or aryan meaning ancestor of the white botherhood

although our country is located in the west side of Asia, someone of the early ancestors of european descent, especially declared by Germany in WW2 are aryan and from iran. do not forget this

why do you think the holy crusaders wanted the middle so bad? they wanted Iran

[Palangkaraya2008]

@kskashe Aryan, Schmaryan. Whether a piece of land is in this or that continent doesn't hane anything to do with the race of people who lives on it.

[TheCrystic]

@Palangkaraya2008 nobody likes a smart ass.

[Palangkaraya2008]

@TheCrystic No body should like geography-iliterate people too.

[seinfeldfan7898]

@Palangkaraya2008 Yeah that's what I try telling people. Like: "I'm Asian, too!"

[serbinator1]

@Palangkaraya2008 iran is part of the middle east not asia

[SteauaBucuresti]

@serbinator1

Last time I checked, Middle East was in Asia.

[bakhtiarnia]

@SteauaBucuresti if so europe is in asia too!!!

[Palangkaraya2008]

@SteauaBucuresti Exactly.

[zolltain1]

@Palangkaraya2008 iran is in the middle east

[Palangkaraya2008]

@zolltain1 Middle East is in Asia.

[zolltain1]

@Palangkaraya2008 which means he is middle eastern.  its like russia is in asia but your still european.