Shit Democrats Say

[bengrayanimation]

My GOD! You are so annoying!

[race13girl]

8 years of bush!!! hahahahahaha! 

[dsjj251]

the "shit republicans/Democrats Say" videos are the worst ones because they are always over exaggerated. Shit Knicks fans say, Shit Lebron fans say, Shit Cowboys fans say, Shit Walmart employees say, shit high school dropouts say, those are more organic and funny

[RiddleMeThis545]

I did a speech in speech class that pretty much used most of these ideas.... 98%!!!!!! ^_^

[venom400]

rofl funny and I am a democrat

[blodachia]

I'm a democrat and I don't listen to Cat Stevens

[9LOUDer]

You guys are awesome this is hilarious even though some stuff is exaggerated the main idea is completely true

[Bushwacked487]

This guy's an idiot.

[bowlnspoon]

I thought this was hilarious. Sure there were moments that were highly exaggerated, but I dont think it was offensive. "8 years of Bush!" Best part ever haha. I think both parties have the image of the other in their minds thats not entirely accurate, and maybe perhaps one day they will talk to each other haha! :p

[TheCrazycrazykids]

So.. are YOU (the video maker) are Democrat???

[lifeisgolden41]

Only close minded Republicans would be dumb enough to actually believe this is what Democrats say.

[TheCrazycrazykids]

@lifeisgolden41 Ha

[cmtsoccer9]

no, this is shit fox news tells you that democrats say .

[Meganby22]

This is nothing like me and I'm a democrat. There's a huge difference between democrats ,and also republicans, that don't research something or educate themselves on something... And then go by what they heard of we're told by someone. I'm a democrat for a trillion reasons and not these :P I don't see it, maybe because I'm on the inside looking out, but this isn't a lot of democrats I know.

[ENDT91]

@Meganby22 and everything you've said there is absolutely nothing like republicans that i know. it's a two way street. @tbortnyk great video. definitely had a laugh.

[roxycocksey]

oh my gosh you boys are fucking great hahaha marry me, you are hilarious i really enjoyed this video:)

[ENP1980]

this is a brilliant video!

[tbortnyk]

I see that @RainInJuarez removed his comments. This is what they said in case anyone was wondering:

"Kennedy was a Democrat...the one who said 'ask what you can do for your country.' I'll just pick that one error because fixing the rest would take too long. At least the kids could kinda act in this video."

-___________-

[WhyDidEveryoneLeave]

I know of Cat Stevens...just sayin

[tbortnyk]

@WhyDidEveryoneLeave

Yeah, hence the joke.

[funfacesinger]

I am a democrat and liked it!!! Yeah I a democrat because of 8 years of bush and I hate the way republicans think. Oh and here is my theory

If everything was free we would have no debt. No currency just trades with something of equal value. And you can't get it unless you pay.

[mydeadsea]

87 people are democrats.



[Wrest2165]

LMAO! Angry democrat is the funniest....

[uncensored008]

12 years of BUSH! funny, the last 4 he seemed to have gotten a wicked tan...

[OutspokenShy]

Whether you are a Dem or Rep. it was funny...The Bush comment was hilarious. I hear that entirely too much.

[arazonialuver4evr]

best video everrrr

[4everkobebryant]

Idiot

[ILuv2troll]

@tbortnyk And I will do that, I will read me some Bastiat if that will make you happy.

[TayMaraeLynn]

1:45

[rockinandout]

Hahaha the 8 years of bush guy reminds me of so many liberals I know

[rubberducky113]

I haven't heard democrats say any of these things.

[SuperZac8]

I HATE POOR PEOPLE.

[6billionANDone]

Perfect!

[FLSweatt]

fucking hilarious

[23betina23]

This is true whether democrats Choose to admit it or not lmao

[sil3ntr4g3]

this isn't a "shit democrats say" video. this is a "shit hipsters with no educational background say" video.

inb4 "aren't they the same? herpadurp deeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr"

[TheTennisplayer09]

I died laughing every time you said "8 years of BUSH!!!!!" Nicely done.

[sgthobbes2]

Look at all the butthurt Democrats, it's freaking hilarious.

[mycharmeleonRAGE]

"Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can give you for free." LOL.

[Mayzinegrace]

As a young moderate deomcrat, i know plenty of people who dont have the most informed/valid reasons or being one. But this was pretty dam hilarious!

"8 YEARS OF BUSH?!" lololol

[KANOMUSlC]

parties are irrelevant. look at the messages.

[blackroses1321]

"EIGHT YEARS OF BUSH".

"I don't even play this thing... I'm just a Democrat."

[npotato38]

This is terribly ACCURATE.

[RevSolTV]

lmao look at babys

[saberur66]

omg i love the comments in this video. the liberals that are trying to cover up what they say makes me laugh out loud. i get these all the time form liberals.

[lindybindyify]

@saberur66 And they're so emotional when trying to cover up! Liberals are the most irrational people when discussing politics.

[Alliballet93]

that's why I'm not a republican

[ginnylovesmusic]

The best way to get what you want isn't to whine, but to vote Republicans out of office. Also, the funniest thing about this video is how many things you say in jest that are actually true.

[Florida4Lovers93]

omg i died laughing! and your hott(;

[DontTreadOnME201]

HAHAHAHA This is awesome! I cant wait to post this! Thanks man!

[cheezitstandard]

I get my facts from books, not the bible.....

How the hell is that a bad statement?

[tbortnyk]

@cheezitstandard

The humor is derived from the fact that the Bible is a book. That's pretty much the extent of the joke.

[ILuv2troll]

@tbortnyk It's a book based on people's interpretations of events that may or may not have happened... Not necessarily fact. Regardless, it has no place in politics...That's just my opinion. Also, am I wrong or is it conservative republicans who have been crying ever since they stopped getting their way once Obama was elected? I could tee off all day on this video.. Too easy. PS there are a lot of Democrats in the military who joined because it was the only way they could support their families.

[tbortnyk]

@ILuv2troll

I never said it was "fact". The Bible is literally a book. This isn't hard, people.

[ILuv2troll]

@tbortnyk Yeah but the fact most conservatives can dedicate so much of their life to a work of fiction just shows that they are kinda stupid and somewhat fanatical/gullible. But really nobody chooses to be a conservative, they are slowly indoctrinated into that mindset by their families from a young age. These people are simply incapable of forming pragmatic solutions to complex societal problems such as the ones that face us now. You kinda have to read factual info to understand.

[tbortnyk]

@ILuv2troll

"But really nobody chooses to be a conservative, they are slowly indoctrinated into that mindset by their families from a young age."

My parents are Democrats and raised me as such. I would offer more of a detailed rebuttal, but I really don't care to argue with someone who employs baseless generalizations as an argument. Read some Bastiat or something, then get back to me.

[ILuv2troll]

@tbortnyk About as baseless as your video, tit for tat we are. 

[B43Rsick]

@ILuv2troll butthurt

[tbortnyk]

@ILuv2troll

My video isn't baseless. It's a parody of an actual video put out by the College Democrats of America.

[GSW389]

@ILuv2troll hes not saying that democrats whine because they do not get their way. he is saying their way to get what they want is to whine. there is a difference between whining to express yourself and whining in an attempt to annoy or guilt trip someone into giving into you...

[thebestandworstofrap]

8 years of bush was hilarious

[imnotmitchturino]

"Lithium and oil...respectively." Made me laugh the most.

[Arastide117]

True story. Dumb 'asses' amirite

[Dellvin99]

The problem is your probably a conservative that want s everything one way. You want freedom, but deny gays their right. You want less taxes, but you want a government as well as giving deductions to the rich. As well fight the commies by giving Arabs weapons to fight Russians. Democrats are not great either. Lets give money to help foreigners with education and get rid of weapons. Lets bail out corrupt banks.

We need to increase exports and decrease imports. We need to cut wages for politician

[GSW389]

@Dellvin99 how do you know he is not a libertarian?

[Dellvin99]

Well they said back then was not much better really? "Clinton's Debate Moment" This is are economy. Being payed less and giving tax deductions to rich!! I agree we should not go to war simply, i do not want to pay for it. I do not want to let illegals receive an education from my money. I do not want to pay for a company that exported its factories. I am not for Gays, but i am not going to say your not allowed. I get pissed when a company fires 30 people just to get a 0.0001% increase in stock.

[GetBuuck]

LOL so true

[thinker900]

@GetBuuck not bad for people that aren't DEMS. to begin with. LOL Judge not unless thy be judged....<---or do we use this when it suites us.

[JayWay2]

Yep democrats are pretty dumb.

[aquaimage13]

Now go a step further and recognize the 2 party dictatorship. Shatter the left/right paradigm that is the means of control. The divide and conquer routine that has been used for ages. Open your mind, read Carrol Quigley's quote from "Tragedy and Hope" in 1935, about "voting the rascals out with no real shift in policy" The awakening is NOW, we have one shot left, research Ron Paul (for LIBERTY) but knows you must be labeled to even have a chance. The REV will not be televised!

RON PAUL or BUST!

[morosepoet]

Pro-censorship is not mainstream among democrats, the fact that you had to use an Israeli right wing fifth column like Lieberman who is an Independent kinda shows what a stupid dittohead you are.

[tbortnyk]

@morosepoet

Yeah, Hillary Clinton and Evan Bayh are definitely on the fringe of the Democratic Party.

[JayWay2]

@morosepoet Yeah dude it is. Youre dumb. For instance go look at who supported SOPA. Youre dumb.

[morosepoet]

Democrats want to censor violent media? Since when?

[tbortnyk]

@morosepoet

At least since 2005, when the Family Entertainment Protection Act was introduced by Hillary Clinton (D-NY), Joe Lieberman (D-CT), Tim Johnson (D-SD), and Evan Bayh (D-IN). Derp.

[kcast12]

@morosepoet since forever fool.

[swimminglikeaquaman]

is this really a democrat.......

[greghannibal]

I like how if you're worried about militant Muslims (which is a religion, not a race or ethnicity) you're a BIGOT! But if you hate Christians, another religion, well, that just makes sense!

[ontogc]

3:07 lol

[VonHOG]

EIGHT YEARS OF BOOSH!



[lifeisgolden41]

this is terribly inaccurate. who the fuck would be dumb enough to think this? and what's wrong with everyone having health insurance?

[tbortnyk]

@lifeisgolden41 Way to miss the point entirely. 

[ontogc]

@lifeisgolden41 obviously you have no idea how an economy works

[GSW389]

@lifeisgolden41 apparently you by the second and also last question you posed...

[ajsaccount1991]

@lifeisgolden41 it's damn near impossible to make sure everyone has insurance. most democrats live in a fantasy world and refuse to accept reality. also, they don't follow the constitution as much as Libertarians and Conservatives.

[StevieSpielz1991]

@lifeisgolden41 Because governments are terribly inefficient managers. Whenever the government decides to get involved and subsidize, say, homeowners and college students, prices skyrocket resulting in a bubble. This is because you're eliminating free market forces - you're giving consumers a reason not to be concerned about the price of their plan because, to them, it is "free." Well, only problem is that nothing is free. And the inevitable result is overconsumption and bloated costs. Cmon, ppl

[Kyle691994]

@lifeisgolden41 You're a dumbass. Move to another country if you want the government to take care of you.

[TheLBanks]

@lifeisgolden41 This is literally what Liberals/Democrats want America to be, if you don't agree with this video then switch over to the right side (Republicans) and if everyone has "equal" health care then poor people will be getting the same care that you do.

[baseket2ball12]

the kid holding the guitar is fucking hilarious

[nebbie13]

Lol "DICK CHENEY...8 YEARS OF BUSH!!!"

[JaclynGlenn]

Haha this is great, I made a "Shit Republicans Say" video =)

[kdsjhfdsgdsfd]

I'm a Democrat and I agree that the people who are liberal only because they want free money are terrible humans.

[Cordy712]

Sh*t people say is supposed to be things you've actually heard them say. All you're doing in this video is hyperbole. Still funny, but doesn't belong in the same category.

[KatherineXIX]

@Cordy712 I don't know, this sounds pretty damn accurate.

[Cordy712]

@KatherineXIX You've heard a democrat say "I don't think there's any difference between a community organizer, who's never actually held a real job in his life, and the leader of the free world." The reason "Shit ___ Says" is funny is they're quotes of things people have heard, not ideas that they think are accurate.

[XxVINCEROxX]

@Cordy712 Sadly, this is actually the stuff I hear uninformed democrat students say at my university. I think these guys nailed the "pseudo-intellectual liberal," hands down.

[timm9]

I'm so tired of the FAT LAZY people living off the Gov. Record number now under Obama. Out with the fake azz!

[bman546]

Great work guys!

[fxnooodle]

"I'm a democrat because i'm a lazy hippy and believe that I should do jack because it is my right to live off the hard work of others"

[UltraProle21]

textbook pseudo-intellectual liberal femi-men.

immortal quote here:

"ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can give you for free."

[timm9]

great video! 

[EspionageFiles]

“Im a democrat, because i don’t think we should be starting wars in the middle east, well no, like not Libya, like Libya needs are help...” lol

[LordKaisen]

haha, clearly this video captures the worst of the democratic party. I imagine an 'im a rep' spoof where its nothing but non stop rednecks, sarah palin, and 1% serfdom.

[Sumoto999]

2:37 lmfao. I wish I could shake his hand and say good acting. So good lol.

[pennywisekilledme]

your a democrat cause your a loser

[WasatchIntercept]

You know you're in the wrong party when your original video is just as absurd as the opposition's lampoon of it.

[asbullVIII12]

very good, some excellent thought provoking stuff.

[AussieMatters]

I notice that Jews in America, England and Australia are usually Democrats, They like to change the values of large Christian host nations stripping G-d and the 10 commandments, the Lord's prayer from parliaments, endorsing same sex marriage, race mixing and multiculturalism etc,. BUT, the same Jews when in Israel, are usually Conservative Republican like, trying to restore the Biblical homeland, but without Jesus the Christ and the international porn industry they created.

[xplosiv757]

This dude is an idiot. 

[lobestarter1]

Awesome!

[ginad17]

I'm a liberal and I thought this was funny.

[koreanclockshopwe]

23 Sheep

[indieclock]

awesome.

[brady3007]

good video! destroy the two party system, hail stalin

[akjk1212]

What the fuck was with the community organizer line? Obama spent seven years as a state senator and three years as a national one.

[buisyman]

I'm a Democrat because I like getting groped at the airport by the TSA, and I like having my children groped by TSA agents at the airport for everyone to see.

[akjk1212]

@buisyman Except the democrats HATE the TSA

[buisyman]

@akjk1212 Really? it was the Democrats who gave them such power to do the things they're doing.

[akjk1212]

@buisyman Think about this for a second...which is the party that is more obsessed with 9/11 and Islamic terrorists?

[buisyman]

@akjk1212 Is this a joke?

[akjk1212]

@buisyman Bleh, I did a bit more research and it looks like both the formation of the TSA was a bipartisan effort and the enhancement of powers under the TSA was discouraged by both the Democrats & Republicans, although the Repubs are more adamant about removing it. However, this seems to be an issue where there's no true divided sides, so to say that Democrats are for the new measures and the Republicans aren't is, well, a joke. Regardless, on almost all social issues, republicans are wrong.

[buisyman]

@akjk1212 think about this for a second: which pary refues to call them "islamic terrorists"? Which party is going out of its way to cowtow to islamists?

[norbert61]

Ice cream is more..."milk oriented" Awesome!

[SabreWolferos]

Ha! Its cause of this video that the real College Democrats of America video had to put "NOT a Parody" in their title

[WarEagleAU83]

That hit the Calafornia Demo Liberalism nail square on the head! Did Nancy help out with the production?

[bocus0421]

Eight years of BUSH!!! xDDDDDD

[shamgar001]

"Because through government, we can do things that would be immoral if we did them as individuals, like take other people's money."

[geek49203]

Sadly, I have real-life videos of adults pretty much saying the same thing at a union/teachers rally last month.

They weren't trying to be funny, but in a sad sort of way (these ARE our teachers and public employees, after all) it was very funny.

[rngkushner]

The original snot-nosed video was just for a takedown. Great stuff!

[TheSuperspade]

This video is as stupid as the video it parodies.

[ToddonCapeCod]

All good humor has some element of truth!

This is HILARIOUS!!

[DoktorFranken]

And these three "guys" just scratch the surface.

".... and EIGHT YEARS of BUSHHH!!!!

Charming.

[goffnett]

Too funny!



[MrSniperGuy]

I'm a democrat, because I dropped out of high school.

[TheREALDanontheMoon]

lol @ "I like redheads." Me too, Bro.

[tvengr4047]

Sums up the dem-marxist mentality very nicely. Great job to the people who created this one.

[greghannibal]

haha, love the guy in the suit. reminds me of most democrats i meet online.

"well, what about-" "8 YEARS OF BUSH!!!!!" "okay, but what do you think about-" "KATRINA!!!" "Okay, I think you're just being-" "BIGGOTED RACIST BIBLE THUMPERS!!!!" "-loud."

[kingcherub]

Good video but, the wars are all illegal and the patriot act is fascist. I'm an anarchist.

[Garathorn]

@kingcherub and a democrat?

[kingcherub]

@Garathorn No. I am a Ron Paul Republican. You know what a Republican used to be before Woodrow Wilson.

[MorbusMactabilis]

@kingcherub I'm with you, man. What better way to ensure peace and prosperity than a power vacuum? Worked great in Afghanistan.

[kingcherub]

@MorbusMactabilis Even though Woodrow Wilson's insanity has infected America there are some of us who don't think American exceptionalism means it's our job to police the world. Woodrow Wilson was a globalist and now the whole DC establishment has been following his philosophy for nearly a century.

[MorbusMactabilis]

@kingcherub Fascinating. Good thing I was only taking a jab at your superfluous, "I'm an anarchist." Reminded me of the hipsters this vid is knocking.

[kingcherub]

@MorbusMactabilis Nah, Like I said I really enjoyed this video.

[handinhandtogether]

@kingcherub The Iraq and Afghanistan wars aren't illegal because they were approved by Congress. Likewise, the war in Lybia IS illegal, because Obama did not receive Congressional approval.

[captquest1]

Bingo!

[order9066]

I'm a Democrat because their interests align with mine. When Senator Chuck Schumer labored hard to kill the Glass-Steagall Act, I couldn't have been more proud. When New Yorkers sent him back to the Senate for 6 more years, I was speechless.

[Garathorn]

@order9066 I was speechless too...but for other reasons.

[BBJOHN6969]

Bravo Guy's Bravo Do U Know The Difference Between A Leftist Democrap VS A Liberal Democrap?

Leftist Picks Own Nose! Liberal Picks Your Nose:)

[Air2air1]

I am a Conservative because of This Video

[stacybernardslay]

Excellent work, I actually thought the College Democrat video was fake.

[FrankeeFraud]

Hilarious!  Frank, Bx, NY

[natreneesmith]

Great job guys!



[zacharytod]

That guy in the tie did an awesome job! 

[digitalconservative]

I don't even play this thing, I'm just a democrat...lol

[Kashmir70]

@digitalconservative you're a democrat because you believe America is a democracy....WRONG. America is a constitutional representative REPUBLIC. With three equal branches of government and the rule of LAW, not MOB rules like every shoddy DEMOCRATIC country that has tried to follow us or pretends too.

Individual rights, not collective rights.

Equal justice, not social justice.

These are the things America was founded on; Freedom -- from government control and oppression (i.e. Liberalism)

[EpluribusMaximus]

@Kashmir70 You need to calm down and listen sometimes...

[Kashmir70]

@EpluribusMaximus I was listening, I know this is a parody. I was commenting on the guy who was defending liberalism/democrats, etc....

[tkenni]

Briliiant

[caesarmoridon]

Great spoof!