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  • National Geographic once dedicated an issue to him.

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  • He wears a live rattle snake for a condom

  • He can speak français по-русски.

  • How the hell are both of the top comments the same??!

  • I don't always drink beer... but when i do, i beat my kids and wife

  • @FallenBosnian seen it :/

  • I don't believe a word he says.

  • I don't always make commercials, but when I do, I recycle old Chuck Norris jokes.

  • @unclefestus Yeah, but this guy is actually funny, Chuck Norris is a overrated douchebag.

  • BEST VERSION watch?v=mCYxUv_AXHI

  • he once ate a bowl of cereal, this is now known as the super bowl

  • ..why is HE running from the hunters? Shouldn't it be the other way round?

  • He has only once been sad. We now know this as the great depression

  • I do it right

    I don't always time travel, but when I do

  • He killed a man in a duel with an unloaded pistol.

  • He taught Chuck Norris how to shave, play harmonica, and tie his shoes at the same time.

  • I always drink beer, but when I don't, I can hold down a job.

  • i don't always die on skyrim but when i do

    i haven't saved it in 4 hours

  • I like that in all of the commercials I've seen, he's rescuing an animal from danger and giving money or goods, back to the people. Now, THAT makes him the most interesting man in the world, for me!

  • he once ran a marathon with two broken legs

  • i liked the so random version

  • These commercials are fucking awesome!!!

  • @CarlosADasilva this guy makes chuck norris look like a bitch. Lol chuck norris complains too much this guy does it all with ladies around him while hes chill as fuck. Lol

  • haha this guy is slowly but surely becoming more amazing the chuck norris

  • THE STRONGEST SPARTAN

    SUPER TAN

    AWOOOO

  • he's in denial "I DONT ALWALYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO "

  • He read War and Peace on a rainy afternoon.

  • i wish i could speak perfect french in russian.

  • I don't always finish my sentences. . .but when I do--

  • HE AINT NO CHUCK NORRIS

  • I don't always fuck fat bitches, but when i do...

  • I used to be the most interesting man in the world, and then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @veldross1 the most interesting guard in the world.

  • i dont always get top comment but when i do it makes my dick feel bigger

  • YOU;RE SOO INTERESTING! (Ty the regular guy joke)

  • chuck norris' brother.

  • wow, for some reason this guy reminds me of ernest hemingway!

  • @alrovi17 I don't always eat, but when I do, I prefer buckshot.

  • He can speak French in russian...awesome!!

  • He set the land speed record with a bike, with no front wheel or chain.

  • I dont always change my browser settings.

    But when i do, i enable cookies.

  • is it me or does he sound like ezio from assassins creed ? Lol

  • @ScarSuperPredator ummm just you

  • He can believe it's not butter and he did go to specsavers, he doesn't always go, but when he does he doesn't need to.

  • I am the most interesting man in the world..!!

  • lol how the fuck do you speak French in Russian?

  • @pocrekil Dos Equis man would know.

  • @pocrekil you can't, only he can!

  • He makes Chuck Norris wet his pants, on command.

  • He can divide by zero

  • Like this if you were sent to this by your teacher...Mr. Crossman?

  • He can speak French... in Russian

  • The owl looked at the screen like "ha! Lames."

  • Thumbs up if this video was a visual argument for your English class!

  • Thumbs up if you don't drink beer, but somehow started to want to...o_o

  • I don't always herp but when I herp I derp

  • Oh my god I don't even....this is awesome.

  • he can speek french in russian

  • i wonder who would win out of him and chuck norris?

  • i dont usally comment on youtube movies but when i do i prefer it be on Dos Equis videos. keep watching my freinds

  • One Time Life Gave Him Lemons...

    And He Made Orange Juice...

    STMF...

  • I dont always drink beer, but when I do, I start talking about how I dont always drink beer for some reason...

  • He's so cool, the sheep count him when they try to sleep.

  • He can lay down..while standing up

  • lol @ the fox

  • He once shit all over my face and i enjoyed it.

  • I dont always vote but when i do I vote for Ron Paul.

  • He gave Moses the Ten Commandments

  • But does he have a miniature giraffe?

  • He once dispproved a Chuck Norris fact. This caused the dinosaurs to go extinct.

  • (Hes a god.) He Liberated Soviet Russia by turning wine into vodka

  • He can kill a man, by giving him the finger.

  • The best one is " Aliens have asked him to probe them"

  • 0:13 - 0:16 He is my hero...

  • He could speak french... in russian

  • omg i died when they said "He speaks French in Russian."

  • If Chuck Norris, starred in this commercial he would be the most interesting man in the Universe.

  • He is Victoria's secret.

  • He ordered a Whopper from McDonald's by mistake and got one.

  • I don't always fuck older women, but when I do, I prefer your mother

  • cocopelad i hope they use that in a commercial

  • he once got pulled over for speeding, and let the officer go with a warning

  • Success is attached to even his most incipient notions.

  • Hollywood made him a star, when he was still a sperm cell.

  • He once farted at a wedding, and was given a standing ovation.

  • I don't always fuck women but when I do I make them drink Dos Equis and rape.

  • @Hitmonchan107 Not cool man... not cool

  • SAUCY INTRUDER!

  • I don't always fail, but when I do, it's epicly.

  • I don't always fuck fat chicks

    but when I do its your mom

  • Thumbs Up If The Word Alive Sent You!

    Screw the haters!

  • @AdriianBurrito what is The Word Alive is it a youtube channel

  • he can speak french... in russian

  • I don't always post a comment but when i do it gets 642 likes

  • my grandpa met him in the airport and said "Excuse me, but aren't you the most interesting man in the world?''

  • His comments get liked before they are posted

  • i don't always drink beer,but when i do, i throw up.

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  • @TheTechBite Yeah because he knows how to use "were" instead of "where"...

  • @TheTechBite Very interesting!

  • i don't always fuck women, but when i do i use a condom... stay horney my friends

  • moses was said to have written the ten commandments. But it was he who invented them.

  • @RangeOfJav lol adopted??? :p

  • I dont always screw my wife... but when I do i prefer Dos Equis

  • @pumpkinblumpkin ahahahahahahaha

  • lmaooo he speaks french in russian. that original i love it

  • i love this one he saves a fox

    so im biasd to it

  • When he pokes you on facebook, you feel it

  • he is retard. speak france in russian.Wtf

  • @abdullah17ful I think you totally missed the point slick

  • @abdullah17ful he's the retarded one? One doesn't speak "france" they speak french. Also, it's supposed to be funny and to understand it you have to have a sense of humor in the first place. It's a commercial. Treat it as such.

  • That SPY is a CHUCK NORRIS!

  • If he had enemy's they would list him as their emergency contact number.

  • He is Chucknorris's long las BROTHER that one one is right!!

  • @XGman5X Too bad Chuck Norris is a homophobic douche :L

  • @XGman5X What the hell does that have to do with anything.

  • His fight to the death with Chuck Norris created life

  • @RangeOfJav

    dude i was literally rolling on the ground laughing

  • @100amirsaad What did hey say?

  • @cheezoncrack

    i dont really remember but when i read it i was laughing so hard for at least 20 minutes

  • @100amirsaad Well i went back 2 fucking years trying to find it lol

  • @RangeOfJav

    this is the funniest comment ive read on youtube

  • @100amirsaad What did hey say?

  • @cheezoncrack

    i think it was he was born before his dad was and drink tosaki ???????

    i dont really remember

  • @cheezoncrack

    oh yeah he lost virginity before his dad did

  • @100amirsaad well that was a disappointment jk

  • @cheezoncrack WAT? dont tell me u didnt laugh at it!?

  • @100amirsaad "He once farted at a wedding, and was given a standing ovation.", or "I don't always drink beer, But when i do, i beat my wife." My point is proven.

  • @cheezoncrack

    thats really funny too lol

  • He's had several children, before his mother gave birth to him.

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  • who else watches these just because he's so damn cool

  • I can speak spanish in english...yup spanglish

  • @whatsmyname361 taglish is where its at.

  • I am the most interesting man in the world- I can speak russian in german

  • How can you speak french in russian?

  • @Rayden184= Apparently, he found a way. Lessons learned from Jurassic Park ."Life always finds a way" Ian Malcolm.

  • He is cousins with chuck norris i heard

  • He dips his milk in oreos

  • @SpitLegit hahaha LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • You're stupid, if the beer is his blood then that would mean the Beer is Cologne. ;) I bet no one will understand this hahaha.

  • he once fought chuck norris, then the big bang happened

  • I don't always rob banks but when I do I prefer robbing bank of america, stay broke my friends

  • He once had a stare of contest with a painting......he won.

  • Arguably, the best commercial series ever made........

  • can chuck norris speak russian in french?

  • He doesn't fish, he asks for volunteers...and they jump in the boat

  • He led a horse to water... And made it drink the water.

  • Bad ass

  • I would like to go fishing with him. He would swim out to the deep and grab a nice marlin then he would swim it back to my boat. He would then punch it so I didn't have to fight it. Next, he would hook it on my line so all I had to do was reel up and I had a huge marlin

  • I don't always drink beer, but when I do I beat my wife and kids savagely

  • I don't always comment on videos, but when I do I comment in these.

  • howcome u ppl are putting thumbs up for chuck norris jokes? thumb them down till sum1 posts a new one

  • He once told a woman to go make him a sandwhich...and she did.

  • @MrKittycannon

    He once told a woman to get out of the kitchen...and she did. Only just, not even he could override the natural order of humanity.

  • He can skydive with the estimated amount of cum Snooki,Miley Cyrus and Charlie Sheen have all together placed in the worlds biggest hamster ball and then teabag Paris Hilton making her a virgin again

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • @BioHybrid445 that was pathetic

  • 0:14 hahahahahahahahahahaha he's saving a fox

  • I don't always jack off,but when I do,my parents catch me

  • this is one of the best comercials i have ever seen

  • He does not have control on his keyboard, he is always in control.

  • He doesn't use the Force, he IS the Force.

  • He once went on Maury.....and turned out to be Muarys father

  • "Hugh Hefner fantasizes about visitng HIS house"......He once stared a gift horse in the mouth.....and it attacked ITSELF

  • He once asked... "who's chuck Norris"?

  • @SEATTLEBOI253 To which he heard the reply "Your son."

  • He once tripped and fell... and landed on his feet

  • I don't always watch porn, but when i do, i prefer tres equis.

  • He knows how much potential wood a woodchuck can chuck

  • He once ate the cake before it was a lie

  • He can speak french in russian

  • I don't always watch Fox news, but when I do, my brain cells count decreases.