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  • Palin has 3 siblings -- so obviously having a developmentally disabled child didn't stop HER parents!

  • Thumbs up if u have a retarded kid......oh cmon.....that shut iz funny. Lmfao lmfao

  • ....Lisa is one funny daddy-pumper.

  • It's just a act, but remember there is always a little truth in jokes - meaning some of that shit she believes.

  • 77 people need police tape around their cunt.

  • How un-prophetic! The stupid idiotic audience and Lisa Lampanelli must be happy now that we got that Obama loser and the sorry state we are in.

  • @AbuGrabIt

    It's called comedy. I know most of your conservatives don't know the meaning.

  • brillant!! loved it! put police tape around that cunt lol hahaahah

  • 1:54 "the retard kid is the warning shot of the reproductive system" laughed my ass off

  • Great comedian but my ears are bleeding...

  • OMG I LOVE HER ! I would stan hard for her.

  • wow, she is such a Racist, and Ignorant lady.

  • @thegoof529

    she a comic if you dont like it just clik away your youtube

  • @thegoof529 it's just an act scrub. grow up

  • Her palin jokes were brutal damn!

  • I'm black and even I understand that its humor. Mean humor, but humor. Its not meant to be used as an opening speech at a royal wedding. But I would like her to have the guts to pick on jews with the fervor and drive she uses on blacks, hispanics, gays, and women. Untl she does, I see her as a weak coward with no balls hanging behind her long fat white dick.

  • Although I don't really like the whole palin thing because I like Sarah palin and she would have been so much better than Obama

  • @dankeschone...really...was that absolutely necessary. In fact you are the one being obnoxious and annoying. Everyone needs to chill out and laugh a little...ESPECIALLY at Obama and Hillary. Learn to laugh. Also, Lisa isn't called the queen of mean for nothing.

  • wow you are really not funny, truly poor taste and this is coming from someone who loves family guy and south park, but really you are terrible.

  • @cac7616 the queen of mean ... that is her act ...

  • @cac7616 Family guy?.Don't you mean Simpsons minus

    the originality ?

  • How the hell does she get away with this crap?

  • @cartonmcmilk She's a comic not a senator.

    Her ticket sales say how she gets away with this "crap".

  • Actually, Hillary Clinton was quite attractive in her youth

  • I just became a huge fan of Lisa... why... Palin + kid retard!! THE BEST EVER... EVER. The way she said it too... "retard"... Palin deserves every bit... and more.. wish more would call her out.. maybe she will go away..

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  • LMFAO!!! THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

  • Another black man askin Us for Change...........

    lol

  • CRAZY ALASKAN TWAT XD I LOVE YOU LISA! :D

  • "Close that cunt down for good"!

    hahaha the girl was like, 'oh my god' hahahah

  • well palin does have a retard kid. lol get over its comedy. and i`m not scared of palin i`m just scared of her hair! any bitch that makes that much money can afford to fix that tumbleweed! omg! i`d hate to see what`s between her legs!

  • well palin does have a retard kid. lol get over its comedy. and i`m not scared of palin i`m just scared of her hair! any bitch that makes that much money can afford to fix that tumbleweed!

  • that biotch is funny as hell..

  • "is baby Jesus's way of saying close that cunt down for good"

    I laugh so hard..xD

  • lmao

  • Every "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­" fucking killed my eardrums.

  • lmao shes so good man lol

  • I'm no fan of palin but, you don't say stuff like that about anybody's kid. 

  • @chachokeva She's an insult comic (Not to imply that she's in any shape or from funny, because believe me she's not), shock value is really all she has going for her.

  • lisa would scratch up that trick palin any day lol

  • If Palin was a democrat then everyone in the world would love her.

  • What loud fucktard is filming this? Is that you fucktard? Yappin yellin petchuli smellin hippie.

  • 60 people are republican white women lol

  • crazy Alaskan twat fuck + yes

  • She's funny but the woman who's filming and screaming "woooooooo!!!!" is VERY ANNOYING.

  • fucking nigger monkey

  • listen if yall dont like her, then DONT WATCH IT....stop leaving stupid ass comments about it .. smashlee is right grow a sense of humor

  • She's right on about Palin. If people think things are crazy now, just think if that dumbfuck Palin got in office. What an embarrassment to America she is.

  • crazy alaskan twat hahaha

  • crazy Alaskan twat beats nameless fatherless country less socialist in every poll today. How you "change" voters feeling now?

  • @danpats1

    If you don't like it, THEN DONT WATCH. She was NICE enough to record it while she was out having a good time.

  • @zack2607670 how do i know if i dont like it until i watch it?

  • lisa lampanelli's mouth so dirty, orbit gum couldn't clean it LOL

  • Nope, BO doesn't even show up in time for work. He sleeps in until 9:30 every day. Too much partying and vacations.

  • Why doesnt she try comparing joe to sarah and jon to barack. I saw her and i'm glad i didnt pay for those tickets.

  • laughin in tears

  • i dont kno y but this girl gets annoying really quick

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  • If you get the retard kid, it's baby jesus' way of saying close that cunt down HAHA I love it

  • OMFG!!!!

  • Lisa ROCKS!!!

  • Why is it that in every female stand-up video, there is always a gay man screaming WOOOOOOO over the audio?

  • @danpats1 little tip get a life

  • @spentronic little tip, say something that makes sense

  • when u go to see a comedian especially lisa, u cant be the kind of person who gets offended at stereotypical jokes. she is so fucking funny! people who write comment saying what a bitch blah blah blah can just stfu if u dont like it then dont fucking watch it morons! =)

  • @P4brains Yeh, but a pig, is a pig, and a double pig!!

  • @P4brains

    Exactly! I love her....people need to relax :-)

  • hilarious11

  • girl your Off the chain and I LOVE YOU

  • i love this video:)

  • hahaahhahaha shes so fuckin funny the way she tells her joke...her tone when she says "wut are ya bllaaaaacckkk?" hahahha

  • she is one of the best out there. like don rickles with tits.

  • not funny

  • wow i love her how politically incorrect she is!

  • mah ha ha love her palin bashin... funny

  • Yeah...Close it down was the message. FLMAO

    At first not so...but this bitch makes fun of everybody, so that makes 'em all' fair game. I sure as hell wouldnt want to piss her off. heh heh

  • shes funny as hell but she repeats her jokes so many times.

  • is she really! So does that make her a whore!! Sara palin has a lot of kids!! She's a whore also!! Alsaka is not Class!!

    Sorry!

  • rofl!! omg that was beyond funny!

  • You represent her base well!

  • lisa lampanelli ftw lmfao

  • Retard kid is the warning shot if the reproductive system! WOW! LOL

  • Too far XD Oh my gods I love her!

  • she is funny

  • LOL! She is funny.

  • she needs some Valium.....

  • She takes no prisoners! :D LMAO!

  • OMG this bitch is so fucking funny...she had my ass crying!!!!

  • Just love what she says about Palin!!!

  • I just keep coming back to this video. It never gets old. Whew.

  • LoLLLLLLLLL LMAO

  • haha love it, glad she got new material, it was getting repetative for a little while.

  • "the retard kid is really jesus' way of saying "close that cunt down"' holy shit, classic.

  • love the sexy Sara retart kid comment...

  • Note to poster: When you scream and squeal right NEXT to the microphone of your camcorder, our ears BLEED. geesh.

  • @powdersprings30127 yea cause im sure shes thinking of you when she was recording it

  • lmfao

  • I wonder what Lisa has to say about the Octomom. Like Sarah Palin she needs to close that cunt factory down! Also she has a retard kid. It looks like Sarah Palin & The Octomom have this in common. Sarah Palin is dumb just like the Octomom. But the Octomom her lips look like a cunt on her face reminds me the vagina from the movie Teeth that bites off dicks. She has 14 kids what is she black! Also about the Duggars She can't close she can't close her legs now she has 19 and she's not black! WTF!!!

  • I'm AA this s!th is funny! lmao!

  • lmao, the retard kid

  • omg shes a genius

  • This woman rules.

  • a politician is a politician......they say what they know will get them elected...........they all have a separate agenda for when they get into office....

  • lol you are fooling nobody in oregon. go spew your dumbness to the rural areas.

  • OREGON!!! OMG...I would not touch that state with a 12 foot pole. Just as F'd up as California.

  • aww don't be jealous. if you haven't noticed yet, the liberal states are the richest, most successful regions in America. LoL yeah a tourist would really choose Montana over Silicon Valley in your head. Git'R Dun Bubba! USA! USA! USA!

  • ...and you have the top cities for violent crime, poverty rates, failing schools as well as highest taxes...yeah blue states!

  • I can believe someone put smart and Sarah Palin in the same sentence. lol.

  • LMFAO!! I want change, give me some dimes and nickles!

  • hahahahaha shes fuckin out of it LOLOLOLOL great lets have another shot of LISA

  • omg histerical. lol

  • LOL!!!!!!!

  • Lisa is the UNDISPUTED queen of comedy!!! No holds barred!! Everybody gets it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That is so true and she loves black men thats why i'd love to have a night alone with her and some drinks LMAO

  • ew no wanda sykes is the funniest

  • Hahaha brutal!! -TX

  • That was offensive, but I was too busy wiping the pool of pee that I just did. She's friggen HILARIOUS!

  • "SHUT THAT CUNT DOWN" HAHAHAHAHAH

  • close your God damn legs

    p.s. forgive LORD

  • It CAN be very funny. You can make fun of every thing. you ayathola bin boring

  • take a fuckin joke you retarded assholes LOL

  • your how old and cracking moma jokes? heres the thing between you and me im better than you and i always will be, your nothing but some internet trash talking who probably never had or will make it in life. now say a couple hail marrys to that then fuck off

  • My comment below was directed to TheGame2407.

  • then dont watch it, you asshole.

  • @smashlee87 wow 6 months makes a difference huh

  • Lisa = Bad ass!!! Love her!!!

  • i just love how conservative republican women get so offended because also theydont make sence. they bitch and moan oh well i dont get treated fairly or hillary lost because shes a woman. truth is no one wanted another clinton or bush reighn again and thats why clinton lost. now as for palin... id shoot a load in her mouth and she can just swallow

  • "The retard kid is Baby Jesus' way of saying: 'Close that cunt down for good.'"

    This woman is hilarious!! LOL

  • lol i luv her.

  • why? because she tells it exactly, 100% like it is??? especially regarding palin? idiot

  • "Crazy fuckin' whhhhhhhooooooooooorrrre!!" hahaha <3 Lisa

  • Rofl oback barma!

  • Here's the logic. Let's hope Sarah Palin gets nominated again on 2012 so they can lose the 2nd time around.

  • I'm up for it. ;P

  • another prude whore commenter in here folks! hypocrite!!

  • I get tired of sarah palin supporters making a big deal out of nothing I mean the woman is a easier target than George Bush. If you are in the public eye people are going to talk about you and if you cant take that then you should kill yourself.

  • man i fucking hate sarah palin nowadays and this vid sure made my morning! i used to support palin but now just wish she would stfu already!

  • grow a sense of humor or dont watch my videos.

  • good point if your offended dont watch

  • Sarah Palin is hot for a politician but that's it. So glad she's not vice president. She lives backwards up there in Alaska

  • The retard kid. That's so wrong, but so funny!!!

  • that was murder on palin i cant stop laughing omg lol

  • Nope. She goes down on her black boyfriends.

  • This is comedy. When you step inside comedy, there is no subject off-limits. The job of the artist, musician, comedian, since ancient Greece, is to find the boundaries and push them. It may offend. That is what they do. Offending people is in the job description. Healthy people laugh at the folly, because that's what it is.

  • naacp....national association for the advancement of colored people

  • In those days (Lincoln, Roosevelt, etc.), the Republicans were the Liberal party - in other words, today's democrats. Reagan is overrated - there was a huge deficit after he left, and frankly, the only thing that ended the Cold War is Gorbachev. His policies made the USSR collapse.

    Anyway, why are we talking about that here? Why can't we just watch the video?

  • she has a blacks boyfriend dumb ass

  • wow

  • dont need attention ,just like people who tell it like it like it is! Educated? Hell yes! Non American ? very definitely YES! I thought Lisa was funny, but an American calling someone else a hypocrite....you should get your own show.

    Missing you ALREADY!!

  • no shes not funny, shes fuckin hilarious..get the big black cock out of your ass and lighten up....

  • Uhh your the fucking extremist moron, do you know who Lisa is?

    Her comedy is raunchy and nasty ALL the time, byt he way she also talks about fucking black guys all the time.

    Maybe YOU should lighten the hell up and stop being so fucking serious.

  • americans are at there best when honest! pretending to be moral and virtuous makes you all look like retards!

  • To mattyinnz

    That goes for the rest of the world as well! I get a good laugh when someone is always trying to call out an american on something and act like we are the only ones that have ever done wrong in this world!

  • i like lisa....she soudns drunk :P

  • Ab was a Republican but that was when Repubs were liberal and Democrats were conservative. They have basically switched places today. I mean Ab was the most liberal prez we have ever had, passed the most liberal legislation, like the Emancipation Proclamation. The rest of those guys arent on any top 10 pres lists.

  • They're the OLD SCHOOL PALEO CONSERVATIVE Republicans. The Neo-Cons right now are nothing different from the old democrats. They have ruined your party. And you robots now only follow what they want to say. The only real Republican out there is Ron Paul. Everybody's fake.

  • lmfaooooooooo....ah man she's fucking funny. i saw some shit she did on HBO about a year ago and my cheeks hurt from laughin so hard

  • im sorry, but that is laughable.

    name some great republicans....

  • i am by no means a democrat.

    but i cannot possibly abide by what the republicans stand for.

  • what the hell are you on about?

    its not because of what she looks like, or whether she has a gun or not. its about having political idiologies that resemble nazi party agenders.

  • oback barama ROFL

  • I'm not a Nazi.

  • i by no means acused you of being a nazi, however sarah palin does resemble a striking resemblence to one.

  • I'm black, but that change shit had me dying laughing.

  • i had to favorite this, if you dont likeeeeee dont watcheeee!!!!!!!!

  • Holy shit that was funny!!

  • I'm a big fan of Palin, but she is so funny. I like the kids part, that was so funny! :D

  • Lisa Lampanelli is hilarious. If you cant accept comedy as comedy then you need to pull the cock out your ass.

  • Your right, i could be anything and still laugh my ass off.

  • Lol!

  • the retard kid is baby jesus's way of saying close that cunt down for good..the retard kid is the warning shot of the reproductive system after you have that thing you put police tape around it and close it down...

    LMFAOOO IM DIEINGGG LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.

  • She and Sacha Baron Cohen they are Harvard graduates just for u 2 know.

  • Haha have you no sense of humor? She is one of the funniest comedians alive!

  • It's called comedy. And she's an insult comedian. You don't like it, shut the fuck up. You're probably a white devil bitch, between the age of 25 and "cunt"

  • this is the funniest bitch alive

  • Can't wait to see her live here in Chicago this June.