Tony Rock - Stoner Philosophy

[jeditight]

Cat, I know you can really understand me. You can stop pretending, I know...that's right I know. If you understand me, blink once. I KNEW IT!!!

[THEGAMINGRULER]

@1skullduggery if I point at the sky .... or the sea.... and ask you what color it is.... you would say its blue....... thats cuz we see the same shit.....*snif*

[MySecretaryIsHot]

i mean this is the funniest guy i've ever seen

[MrVoodooMan]

more of this guy !

[aboylegolcom]

Actually if you were invisible, you wouldn't be able to rob anyone, because you'd be blind. Think about it.

[BatmanOneOhOne]

I'm the worst for this. Half a joint and all I can talk about is space or politics.

[DonRMB]

@BatmanOneOhOne LOL Me too. 2 tokes and I'm seeing UFO's flying over my house... And some other fucked up shit!

[alex2410]

@BatmanOneOhOne I always talk about space, the universe and meaning of life..kinda gets to ya =P

[T0m291189]

hahahaa omg fucking funny.... i used to smoke weed and thats the same kind of stuff we used to talk about. that and looking at the clouds to see what they looked like one of my buddies freaked out when we did that he thought donald duck came out of the sky to catch him funny as hell

[Ready2Run1]

one friend of mine sat saying "the universe is sooooo tripy maaaaaan." and explaining himself for three hours straight-no one even responding. lmao, this is great

[alec4yu]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[poop123pee321]

@Nexisfilms that's his brother.

[Demov12]

@poop123pee321 @Nexisfilms

Hes not eddie murphys brother. Hes Chris rocks brother.

[NexisFilms]

Eddie Murphy has a son ?

[airraverstaz]

Are these just clips? I mean i'm not a moron I know they're clips, but do I get the same amount of content by sitting here watching clips as I would if I actually go to the Laugh Factory itself? Maybe I should rephrase, is all of the content placed in different clips on here?

[MrBlingMonkey]

lmao this kills me cuz its so true. i love being stone and being philosopher

[SlimSignature]

this is so true...

what's good about weed tho is that you can drive when you're high but not when you're drunk...

[BadPastGoodFuture]

and i tought they were dumb..

[l00072878]

Is that Chris Rock's brothers?

[MrYoungJET]

@l00072878 yeap

[Demirel32]

Duuude i neva knew he is Chris Rock's little brother

[l00072878]

Lol so funny

[fancybrit93]

I'm not trying to be racist, but does anyone notice half the time a comedian is taking bout weed, he's black? lol. No offense to pot smokers, considering I am one haha

[KingSizeSammy83]

@fancybrit93

this is so true, and the other half of the time a comedian is talking about weed, he's white. :D

[Neoblasticify]

this dude cracked me up xDDD

[barrerae1593]

oh shit....thts how they caught me last time hahahahahhaahahhaaha lol

[DonRMB]

Man he is actually really good!.. Just needs to work on his delivery a little bit..

[lloydpopp13]

LOL

[TheSleazye666]

more clips more clips!!!

[Maroontimes1981]

*cracking up about the "floating TV" line* Okay, this is the first joke on these videos that I really laughed at.

[1misanthropist]

Fucking funny ! Great timing on the lines.

[TheFilmSleuth]

Why are the stand up acts censored now?

[5033481boy]

had this exact conversation before.. 

[TRapsGoldenchild]

He should have said, "now its a fucking tv floating down the street, and into your house"

[glaxglax]

fuckin great punchline

[youfuckinsuck1000]

if you were invisible which ex girlfriend would you rob

[JackIsASexyMf]

Holy shit hilarious

[purplebui]

Oh shit... Thats how they caught me last time

[pantherax1]

Hella good

[TheLaughFactory]

@moad Crack? No.

[TheWTFsauce]

Idk wether to find this funny cause its true or insulting cause i just had this conversation

[funkyfreshkid1]

so true lmao

[Nathonamore]

He looks like the black kid from Hey Arnold with a shaved head

[djnat619]

@Nathonamore lol gerald

[1skullduggery]

how do we know....that this whooooole planet....isn't conceivably just like an electron....in some other atom?...how do i know....that the color 'blue' to you....is the color 'blue' to me?...

[TheHumanSuitcase]

@1skullduggery sorry to burst your bubble the colors are the same for everyone. They tested it on babies who haven't been exposed to colors yet, and based on their reactions scientists concluded that everyone sees colors the same.

[1skullduggery]

@TheHumanSuitcase it was a joke. you have about as much personality as 'spock' from 'star trek'. best wishes.

[1skullduggery]

@TheHumanSuitcase just pokin' fun at you with the 'spock' remark. a REAL slam would be: as much personality as 'pete malloy' in 'adam-12'.

[TheHumanSuitcase]

@1skullduggery Why must you poke fun at my intellect? I do, however, appreciate you're reference to Star Trek.

[ZakobYoa]

@TheHumanSuitcase how the fuck can you prove that a color looks the same to two people?

[moodydoyle]

@1skullduggery you sir... blew my mind. The other guy didn't see it at all :)

[RamirezRoyalty]

@1skullduggery word like blue might look red or yellow but we all call it by the same name we just see different things.

[pringletheone]

Damn i gotta go to one of these. Especially a commedy club one day full of mad stand up comics lol

[manhunt3k]

The view counter is broken. I watched it like 1000 times now and it's still on 23k. lol

[xacezkillzx]

A whole pound wtf?!?! lol

[91Indrek]

Tony Rock is one of the BEST. When do we get more? :)

[idig]

haha, good one!

[GoldenXBoots]

The first time I got high I was sitting at a table with a roll of peppermints. Never had a better high or that much fun with rolling candy before. 

[CJBombaYe]

marijuana is illegal. People go to jail and are getting killed over it. Think about it next time you're getting high.

[gitar1hero1qaz]

@CJBombaYe Damn bro you completely turned my life around.

[CJBombaYe]

@gitar1hero1qaz

interesting

[Jrocka7x]

@CJBombaYe "Assuming that everyone reading this is a smoker."

I could have gone to jail for driving someone else's car that happened to have marijuana in it . Needless to say; the law is just as flawed regarding marijuana as a fraction of people are. All of the fuss could easily be solved. Meanwhile, people are getting drunk legally for the same reasons, but with worse results.

[CJBombaYe]

@Jrocka7x

My point exactly! It's remarkable how the entertainment media promotes marijuana, juxtaposed against the draconian laws of governments. All fits well with keeping the privately owned prisons well stocked.

[pascal62]

the videos are great but hey this fucking bleep is counterproductive shit...

[mrcritic1]

"I usuall never laugh at weed jokes"...

Get over yourselves. You're no one special.

If you dont want to listen to weed jokes, there are about 400 other videos to watch.

Kindly fuck off, you wont be missed.

[izwald1]

if i was a black man living in LA, i would never publicly admit to smoking weed or having a bunch of weed smokers at my house. having said that, this dude is hilarious and i can totally relate

[chibigrunt]

Am I the only one who wonders who comments and replies to our comments, or is there shit I don't know?

[TheLaughFactory]

@chibigrunt Yo I'm Joy; I handle the LF's social media, so follow us on Twitter & Tumblr & like us on Facebook!

[chibigrunt]

@TheLaughFactory I finally got my Facebook to work, so I shall. And Tumblr.

[wtfismycar]

@TheLaughFactory hi JOY!

[mel577]

@TheLaughFactory Thanks for all of your effort and dedication keeping up with us, buddy. If I ever go Cali, I'm visiting you guys at the LF.

[Giftfromdasoul]

@TheLaughFactory Pfft bet thats not your real name

[exussupremebeing]

@TheLaughFactory HI JOY! XD

[d0z3rr]

@TheLaughFactory You're a girl?! PICS?! OMG

[llcoolljam]

That's how they caught me!!

[TheCrazedMadman]

Been a while since I laughed out loud when I watched one of these....and I normally hate weed jokes (its always "I smoke weed" is the punchline).

[HLGCeltic24]

Why all of a sudden have you started "beeping" every single act. Come on this in the internet. Hate to do it, but im unsubing for now. Ill just watch comedy somewhere else on the internet.

[cenecadent]

They always give you these tease clips,to hell with laugh factory

[JinNakamechi]

the build up was funny but end was weak. # Tony Pebble

[DripShadow]

i feel like he spun this off of patriceo neals bit about fucking a bitch without a nose. i dont mind, but he couldve done it better

[zachfresh]

Recycled joke.

[Essentialism155]

There's a joke that comes to mind about a TV floating down a street at night...

[JustINformU]

usually never laugh at weed jokes but this was hilarious

[EpicBroductions]

laugh factory is hands down the best channel on youtube

[glaxglax]

oh fuck this dude is funny

[TheKRKN]

Thank god he doesnt have to yell to be fu ny.

[AlwaysOutBombing]

@TheLaughFactory how old do have you be to get in the club?

[GanjaJokke]

@AlwaysOutBombing pretty sure its 21

[TheLaughFactory]

@AlwaysOutBombing @GanjaJokke We are an 18+ club.

[usnavysss]

lol dats me wolf blitzer ah rite lol time travel is possible dammit! I seen the documentay on history channel.

[LesterDaMolester15]

GOLD‼

[ERIKx466]

Last time me and boy got high, we ended up talking about eating dinosaurs which one would probably taste good:P

[TheLaughFactory]

@ERIKx466 Mmm, brontoburger!

[BongHawker]

@ERIKx466 I've had that conversation before. I've long thought that a nice steak off a stegosaurus would be tasty...

[sunnyztmoney]

HAHA this shit is jokes

[skatekoh]

DID THIS GUY SAY A POUND?

WHAT. WHO BRINGS A POUND TO A GUYS HOUSE TO CHILL N SMOKE.

A POUND!?...

[DjLizard0]

@skatekoh This. WTF.

[skatekoh]

@DjLizard0 idk if u know what a pound of weed looks like, but its a lot of weed. they are certainly more than just "heavy smokers" if they brings thousands of dollars worth of green.

[aThibodeaux23]

@skatekoh rich niggas, buy a pound break it down

[skatekoh]

@aThibodeaux23 if u not smoking a pound why bring a pound, break it down.

[Jrocka7x]

That was amazing. XD

[heratus007]

stoners put H down and junkies put down the little fools who think they've discovered the world

[VR24]

lol, "...tv floating down the block..."

[nevaonsafety]

did third guy get a special on comedy central

[kannu1994]

ex-girlfriends!!

[ABONESR]

this just like one of my friends when he smokes with us.. and it's freaking annoying..... just want him to shut up.

[GMKrux]

Friend: Hey man wat u doin?

Tony: Im in here watchin the game

Friend: Got a pound, comin over

[SuperCitrusFruit]

fuckin hillarious! go laugh factory

[HawthorneHeights88]

This is kinda the opposite for me, I don't like to talk that much when I'm high lol

[13l4CK]

@HawthorneHeights88 me to. i like to stay away from people when im high

[TheLaughFactory]

@HawthorneHeights88 The varieties of indica and sativa in California have very different effects on you.

[aThibodeaux23]

@TheLaughFactory your hella stoner haha

[TwinCitiesBlues]

@TheLaughFactory Damn... I need to move to California.

[cabbagesftw]

Ayo..............

[dempos]

Do you have or sell the full performances, maybe even a VOD service or something?

[TheLaughFactory]

@dempos Eventually, we would love to do that.

[silverflame92]

...but the shit you steal is not...

....ohh sh(beep), thts how they caught me last time...

i dint spoil the joke peoples..!

[DreadfulControversy]

LMFAO!!

[vinsanity3510]

shut up about the shortness clips jesus christ. laugh factory's giving us FREE comedy DAILY. stop being greedy and enjoy the video. go to the laugh factory if you wanna see the whole thing!

[13l4CK]

@vinsanity3510 dude thank you.. i can not believe people are soo spoiled bratty in life.

you got people here who is humble & contented with fucking 30 seconds clips..

just for the cause of life being the way life is.. i have to be humble.

but some people are GREEDY !!!! makes me wonder if (their) God spoil them soo much that they become all Needy Greedy.

[TheLaughFactory]

@vinsanity3510 Message me if you want to come for free on the guest list. I love to hook up the YouTube community!

[Boljarin]

@TheLaughFactory

If only it wasn't located half way around the world for me :(

[Archy506]

@TheLaughFactory i wish i lived in america, i'd definitely road trip it, oh well! australia isnt too bad

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@TheLaughFactory where in cali is this? becuase ima be in san deago

[TheLaughFactory]

@MrGladBEASTftw We are in Hollywood & Long Beach (about 2 hours north of San Diego). Did you know we are also opening a club in Chicago?

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@TheLaughFactory oh nah lol i didn't know theres gonna be one in chicago. i'm in PA :( but if i can get down to long beach i'll be there:)

[SuperCitrusFruit]

@TheLaughFactory open up one in toronto =)

[IRatatatI]

@TheLaughFactory I'm going to L.A in January can I you hook me up too :P

[avitube222]

@TheLaughFactory I'd love to come see a standup show!!! I am a young comedian and everyday I watch these comedians and it makes my day! Keep it up you guys

[gymrat7847]

@vinsanity3510 but i want everything for free cos i am a bitchy jobless high school kid.

[SausosiosIsrugos]

@vinsanity3510 it's 6000 myles away, but it's still on my bucket list.

[Deuc35]

he looks like eddie murphy from the side lol

[youngfreedom93]

lmao i liked this one to death

[acdnan]

1:27 are you serious. jesus man this is way to short.

i need my daily laughter.

[SnkyCyanTurtle]

LoL its true you do get deep Philosophical discussions =] 

[Om0plata1]

The two new videos are freaken jokes

[bmxer272]

isnt there a space between tony and rock? lol

[frickfrock999]

Is this dude related to Chris Rock? The material sounds really similar.

[rocklesson86]

@frickfrock999 This is Chris Rock's brother.

[hplsfanatic]

Gold!

[LINKTheReaper]

weed jokes..... how original.....

[Imdede85]

Awesome!!!

[sjnsingh1]

I dont know what's more amazing, the video or TheLaughFactory's responses

[TinyBush95]

108742767576th

[Chris21963]

Hahahaha!!!

[richvaca]

ok ill subscrib to E!

[utubesqueeze]

lol.

[Skymo3]

Something tells me the dislikers had experienced that before...

[aznboi1027]

What do you yell out when you see a floating Tv at night?

[Martyburp28]

Chris Rocks brother....not as funny though!!

[FictileVillain]

Priceless

[TSGS21]

Common Tony admitted , your ass smokes that good shit too. Sober you come up with some good jokes. On week you come up with your best material. Admitted!

[Trippze]

lol funny ending sentence was hysterical

[excusemygangster]

hahaha

[ltz15]

ha ha good one:)

[LEO3Dee]

I had no idea that he was Chris Rock's brother, it seems like it should've been obvious now. They're both funny though!

[JacksInn]

Man Tony, yous a busta.

[sheka03]

lol thats deep

[Skyi44]

when i saw new tony rock video i jizzed my pants XD

[TinyBush95]

@Skyi44 same :L:L

[TheLaughFactory]

Get this guy a towel!

[bboybram]

@TheLaughFactory

me too

[raficolombia]

@TheLaughFactory Not even a towel, get him new boxers!

[askaaronlee]

This guy is good!

[123luka123]

I thought I saw Dave Chappelle in the thumbnail :(

[187RailroadBull]

7 minutes old. Fuck yeah.

[Trippze]

@187RailroadBull i dont get your comment, can u explain it.

[edsonkameka3]

i love your uploads but hate you at the same time. please upload the whole video. i will have to get rid of you soon if this continue

[TheLaughFactory]

@edsonkameka3 Admit it: you can't quit me, baby.

[cratian15]

@TheLaughFactory oh man, best response ever lolz

[MrSeanlamkins]

This is my favorite one this week! I thought it was hilarious

[rickross22]

Didnt he use to have his own show?...

i swear i remember commercials. anyways, this is hilarious

[TheLaughFactory]

@rickross22 Yes, The Tony Rock Project.