my new mission in life is to impregnate a whore, have her give birth to a son, and i shall name him Billy Illegal and he will have a beard thicker than mighty puddy.
"In some states, jacking off is illegal. Using a cell phone and...(ringing) god damn it! What now, assplug?!" I laughed so damn hard! I only wish I had discovered this video sooner.
This is one of the funniest Billy Mays poops I've seen in a while. Definitely a welcome departure from most of what's on YouTube nowadays (except for cs188 and mark3611, of course). Kudos to you, GrandTheftChicken.
@crazyseandx lol I was joking as well.
Mirage521 10 hours ago
@Mirage521 lol
crazyseandx 9 hours ago in playlist Favorite videos
0:42 I wish I knew somebody with that rack. O_O
Mirage521 3 days ago
@Mirage521 go to one of those buildings with plastic surgemns. theres always someone like that coming out of there every now and then.
...and if you didnt get the joke THOSE THINGS ARE FAKE!! ITS NOT NATURAL TO HAVE BOOBS THAT BIG!!! besides...all natural is best
crazyseandx 17 hours ago in playlist Favorite videos
It's Carla.
OH SHIT!!
Mirage521 4 days ago
Im gonna run over your balls with this car XDDDDDD
hutchinator9 6 days ago
Billy Illigal - =D
KosTheGreat 1 week ago
Billy Mays and Herbert the Pervert, a titanic combination!
ancilodon 1 week ago
That is the best Billy Mays YTP I've ever seen.
I guarantee it, or your money back.
1waffleiron 2 weeks ago
You can suck my cock gayfucker
It's Carla
OH SHIT
Have your cock ready and call 1-800-sex-sex-sex-sex-sex-sex-sex!
SVideoComponent 2 weeks ago
I've just found you, and already I think your videos are hilarious. X3
Got yourself a new subscriber.
Punkutatvidz 3 weeks ago
my new mission in life is to impregnate a whore, have her give birth to a son, and i shall name him Billy Illegal and he will have a beard thicker than mighty puddy.
emailtheoldies 3 weeks ago
"You can suck my cock, gay fucker! It's carla. OSHI"
theblackwingedsoul 4 weeks ago
BOOBS....because you can't motorboat a personality.
...can someone explain that meaning to me? i...dont really get it.
crazyseandx 4 weeks ago
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3rdEyeSpeaks 1 month ago
So I got my cock and called 1800SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX and it was an invalid number :(
nfsm654 1 month ago
Favorited. Awesome XD
Jimaera 1 month ago
"In some states, jacking off is illegal. Using a cell phone and...(ringing) god damn it! What now, assplug?!" I laughed so damn hard! I only wish I had discovered this video sooner.
JunKazamaFan 1 month ago
A little hard to understand at times, but pretty damn funny!
kvkop 1 month ago
@kopures Guns n' Roses - "Out Ta Get Me"
shakenbaken1493 1 month ago
HoH SiS FTW!
1996Coaster 1 month ago
2:00 Best part
AngelicalSebastian 1 month ago 3
HOH. SIS?
DarthPhotek 1 month ago
WhutThuFuck?!
NickSamberg 2 months ago
Billyillegal here!
ARunawayTrain 2 months ago
HAW SIS.
'You can suck my cawk gay faggot.'
'It's carla'
'OH SHIT.'
JohnnyJ2x44alt 2 months ago 2
Btw what's the song Billy puts on in the car?
kopures 2 months ago
best billi mais YTP ever
randomboostsuperguy 2 months ago in playlist Flere videoer fra GrandTheftChicken
Big tittie slappers? Lmao 0:29
SickeningVenom 2 months ago
Fucking Hilarious
rawrimbord 2 months ago
in some states... jacking off is illegal
ShaolinViolin 2 months ago
The car part was amazing
kopures 2 months ago
Loling so hard on the phone call. XD
NAZEAM123 2 months ago
It's carla - OH SHI
RetroTM 2 months ago in playlist More videos from GrandTheftChicken
HOH SIS?
marshypenguin 3 months ago
This is my favorite Billy mays ytp!
gta4cat 3 months ago
did YOUR mom enjoy the ride???
OF COURSE SHE DID! Trolololol!
heffyg101 3 months ago
"You can suck my balls!" "It's Carla." "OH SHIT!"
DevoutSkeptic 3 months ago
4 people live in a state were jacking off is Illegal
theedit123 3 months ago
The ending was too funny xD
dos845 4 months ago
1:24 - the end = PURE CLASSIC! "I'M gonna run over your balls with this car!" "did you know that in some states jacking off is illegal?"
trkoby 4 months ago
HOH SIS
mdizzle18700 4 months ago
Billy motherfuckin illegal y'all
ARunawayTrain 4 months ago
I'm going to call 1-800-sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexBITCH right now! :D
david22428 4 months ago
"Do you like popsicles?"
HottLikeMars11 4 months ago
The car bit was da best!!!
EntrailSaunders 4 months ago
Insta-classic!
TenouHaruka0 4 months ago
1:44 he's going in reverse cool
pahdy93 4 months ago
the car bit was one of the funniest ytp moments ever
gta4cat 4 months ago
lolsum dude
gta4cat 4 months ago
"u can suck my cock" its carla! OH SHIT!! xD cant stop laughing
Solid3Snak3 4 months ago 3
Pro cock sucker!!! LOL XD
UnboundLegend 4 months ago
Can I re-enact this?
radicalfaith360 5 months ago in playlist huskobon2's favorites 53
@radicalfaith360 I'd be pleased!
GrandTheftChicken 5 months ago 23
WHAT THE BUCK!! it sounds like that
MetalSonic64 5 months ago
kaboom shit blaster
billymays48 5 months ago
Great now CS188 is infecting up and coming poopers. Just stick to Mark3611 kid.
rushnerd 5 months ago
@rushnerd Quiet, you.
butt17sex 5 months ago in playlist butt17sex's favorites 2
@rushnerd im guessing you dont like cs188?
JabberCash 4 months ago
@JabberCash Man need not live on sex jokes alone.
rushnerd 4 months ago
@rushnerd No one cares! Get the fuck out! ... Well, what are ya waiting for?
marc0d0n 4 months ago
@marc0d0n
You shittin me?
rushnerd 4 months ago
IM GONNA RUN OVER YOUR BALLS WITH THIS CAR.
supersaninpikachu 5 months ago
Its been a long ass while since I saw a BM ytp that made me laugh. good work, guy
RogueSparkZX 5 months ago
You are good. Seriously good.
The Jupiter Jack bit at the end. Oh my god. Hilarious.
Flummywister 5 months ago
I love this...
MrLatinoBacon 5 months ago
Really good stuff, creative.
DontGiveMeYourCrap 5 months ago
0:52 kaboom vroom XD
Mymariodude 5 months ago
1:44 to the end i pissed myself!! roflolmafomg
stickmedia1 5 months ago
and the GOD DAMN IT part was perfect lmfao
bobalt93 6 months ago
It's carla, OH SHIT! I couldn't stop laughing LOL
bobalt93 6 months ago
2 people cared what Devin Walsh was doing.
gundamnitpete 6 months ago 2
0:16 0:27 I lol'd so hard
theedit123 6 months ago 2
i seriously died laughing when billy was in the car. that shit was GOLD!
gundamnitpete 6 months ago
@gundamnitpete just came back for round 2, lol
gundamnitpete 6 months ago
ROFLMAO!!ITS CARLY.OH SHI-
supersmashfan08 6 months ago
This deserves more views
rajmas1 6 months ago
this, is by far, the best poop I have ever seen.
Forte15 6 months ago
NOONE CARES
BloXboX37 6 months ago
This is one of the funniest Billy Mays poops I've seen in a while. Definitely a welcome departure from most of what's on YouTube nowadays (except for cs188 and mark3611, of course). Kudos to you, GrandTheftChicken.
butt17sex 6 months ago
Loooool
SuperSierraful 6 months ago
1:45 I broke the law
theedit123 6 months ago
turn transcribe audio on the captions are the funniest mictures of words ive ever seen
jelydon488 6 months ago
Yeah, can I re-enact this?
radicalfaith360 6 months ago
wow this is one of the best poops i've seen. keep em coming!
bigafropimpininnap 6 months ago
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BloXboX37 6 months ago
Call now and you'll receive not 2 but 1! lol
DoctorHerpADerper 6 months ago
Hi Billy Mays here. Did your mom enjoy the ride? Of course she did!!!
Best line ever!!! XD
W1D3A55 6 months ago
See more DC Informercials at:
DC'S HOES.COM!
Aerodeth 6 months ago
Slap those delicious titiesx hahahahaahahahhahhaha XD
jelydon488 6 months ago
This is fucking fantastic, you deserve the attention cs188 is giving you.
"I'm gonna run over your balls with this car!" I died.
EccentricWolven23 6 months ago
the fast and easy way to slap those delicious titties.
EccentricWolven23 6 months ago
Sex joke mania
rushnerd 6 months ago
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BloXboX37 6 months ago
0:43 WTF?
nick0tina 6 months ago
Dude, this is one of the best ytps I have seen so far. Keep it up and I hope you keep sentence mixing in your poops.
geekhater360 6 months ago
The things you can make Billy Mays say.
I wish he were still alive to see all this. He would probably be laughing his ass off.
Great joj.
Bluetailvappy 6 months ago 3
CS188 is making you famous :D This whole video is awesome but 1:10 is the best :P
atoz0to9999 6 months ago
Its carla OH SHIT
jelydon488 6 months ago
This was the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
n8ames 6 months ago
MAKE MOAR!
DoctorHerpADerper 6 months ago
laughing starts at 1:24 for me XD
KingLizard107 6 months ago
Clap Clap Clap
MrMatttMan1 6 months ago
2 people live in a state where jacking off is illegal
theedit123 6 months ago
cs 188 favorited, that's why I'm here.
and I must say, GREAT SHIT!
one of the best poops I've seen, and like the HOS SIS in there ;)
MoronicCinamun 6 months ago
subbed, beast editing
eastendthug360 6 months ago
professional cock sucker
eastendthug360 6 months ago 3
I like how there's no RIP crap.
I bet he loves all this crap too.
Hooray for Political Incorrectness!
HaloModder555 6 months ago
Gotta admit, this turned me on
Lolmastr 6 months ago
I <3 YOU
UnboundLegend 6 months ago
Bho0obs
H3llHoundd 6 months ago
thnx cs188 for liking this :)
mrchibitix59 6 months ago
.... *clicks favourite button*
minimanjonesy 6 months ago
Amazing.
olddisorder 6 months ago
fuck this
its carla
oh shit!
RRRAInc 6 months ago
HOH .. SIS?
duknilch 6 months ago
lmao epic win
DarkJesterification 6 months ago
It has the power to dissolve... WTF?!!
PortugalGP 6 months ago
One eight hundred sexasexasexasexa
MastaGambit 6 months ago
Fuck that was funny
Dattebayo9000 6 months ago
CC FTW
DJTraV3 6 months ago
great joj
dscimforjack 6 months ago
ROFL
lilmissgaga 6 months ago
Awesome_job!xD
MrAcethehedgehog 6 months ago
No JoJ :(
BrownCookieBoy 6 months ago
I lost it at Billyillegal. XD
mrselfdestructpart5 6 months ago
Subed.
TheFattHatt1943 6 months ago
There were clever jokes in this as well as generic swear/sex jokes. I'm incredibly impressed.
Digitalsp33r 6 months ago
Masterpiece
VROOOM!
DontGiveMeYourCrap 6 months ago
I lol'd hard at the Carla part, nearly woke my family.
Mrguy891 6 months ago
@Mrguy891 xD
MrAcethehedgehog 6 months ago
Aww man nothing happened when I called 1-800-SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX :(
NickMaloney92 6 months ago
I died laughing.
MasterxMorgan 6 months ago
Your subscription to "GrandTheftChicken" has been added.
tangofizz77 6 months ago
HOH SIS, makers of the JOJ
bodinian 6 months ago
This is the best thing I've seen from you yet.
cs188 6 months ago 55
@cs188 HOH,maybe you can give him a JOJ?
CoNsuRaL 6 months ago
@cs188 I'm just glad you've seen it :3 You and Mark3611 inspire me greatly. And there will be more.
GrandTheftChicken 6 months ago 24
dude this is so underwatched should have like at least 20,000 views
TheDemonicHeretic 7 months ago
Did your mom enjoy the ride? Of course she did!
DylanHilldog 7 months ago
hahaha this is amazing!
Mrdwd007 7 months ago
WHAT NOW ASS PLUG !?
Swaitis 7 months ago 3
1-800- sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
kupo871 7 months ago
Holy fuck man.
I actually fell out of my chair laughing at this! Job well done!
mastPROCRASTINATION 7 months ago 4
No one cared about Devin Walsh..... Until this video popped up.
ZsnesWIN 8 months ago
hey look everyone, its professional cock sucker devun walsh!
pootytang46670 8 months ago
HOH
huskobon2 8 months ago
@huskobon2 SIS?
decjko 7 months ago
This is fuck king amazingly good lmfao
theitmoo2 8 months ago
This is exactly why I subbed to you. Amaysing poop.
BallPapers 8 months ago
watcha doin devun?
well im
NO ONE CARES!
michaelsloanedog 8 months ago
lol mario xD
xXChineseBoiXx 8 months ago
That's the hardest I've laughed at a pewp in a while! The word splicing and sentence mixing is fucking godly.
sillymonkey829 8 months ago
amazing job bro
pootytang46670 8 months ago
BOOBS!
pootytang46670 8 months ago
That was great!
IdoNotRunAjamFactory 8 months ago
nice use of herbert
SmashLiXs 8 months ago
just wow, awesome.
snoopaloop2010 8 months ago
PERFECT
Arbiter0917 8 months ago
billy illegal!
TySketch 8 months ago
Hahaha nice work. Its good to see people still breathing life into this tired old source
kevmcallister 8 months ago 3
@kevmcallister Tell me about it, not much is done with billy Mays anymore, aside from Nashmetal and sometimes cs188.
GrandTheftChicken 8 months ago 14
needs way more views
TheDemonicHeretic 8 months ago
This definitely needs more views!
Drasadex 8 months ago
XD HILARIOUS!
TheGLfilms 8 months ago
Man I love your video. I Haven't laughed so hard month's I should of subscribed to you a long time ago.
Nashmetal100 8 months ago 26
no one crares
AGuRKGaming 8 months ago
"It's Carla."
"OH SHIT!!!"
Kefkadet 8 months ago 53
@Kefkadet Best part.
SotDStudios247 6 months ago
booobs
SHOTofINTENSITY 8 months ago