Hummer H2 in Action (SK)

[desertrider2828]

if i was the guy holding the car from roling id just push the hummer over

[desertrider2828]

my dads samari could do that

[arasco85]

nice spare.........cheap ass

[1482man]

I like seeing hummers in action ,but this is the longest dryest video I've seen of a hummer yet ......

[Junkeycss]

the song for the video honnestly are you retard GOD DAMN IT LISTEN THE FUCKING SONG !!! AND DAMN THE GUY SLOW 5 MIN FOR PUT HER FUCKING HUMMER ON THE TOP OF THE CAR DAMN !!

[cullyvan]

A faggot car for people who care about what other people think, the only thing is that the othe rpeople are thinking "dick". I'll stick to my jeep. a hummer does not make you tough, it makes you poor.

[ghy252]

@cullyvan Hummer will crush jeep anyday! when you die in your little whimpy jeep or get stuck some where, feel free to call your friends who drive hummers to help you out. i would like to see a jeep do this to a car.

[cullyvan]

@ghy252 I think the whole point is that it a dick thing to do this. Grow a pair of balls !

[TheSkiddey]

whoever made this video is a wanna-be director faggot.

[jharris459]

what you have succesfully proven is that the h2 cant actually do what you hoped it would

[fuckiraq12]

now if they had an H1 smashing an H2 or H3 this would have been a great vid

[aftershockinfinity]

GAY!

[Imdill3]

That was one full tank of gas used.

[boggyman4321]

nice



[leekyraj2]

if only the hummer was smashing a jeep, this video would have been the shit.

[TheSkiddey]

@leekyraj2 the hummer would roll over tryin to do that ad then the jeep would have to tow it back upright.. so yeah it would have been a great video to watch.

:D

[juho2581]

people that bitch at how much gas hummers waste is because you cant afford one.....i have a black hummer and i locve that truck!!!!

[vladika07]

Skip the first 40 seconds

[weston758]

needs some lockers when it was goin threw the windshield

[bbeamsss]

just showing that GM crushes fordd

[dubworldo]

big fat bitch

[EAWFF83]

Nothing like a dude hopping around in capris and sandals to make your video extra bad ass!!!...LMAO.

[yeahwhatever74]

Little gangster is a big liar. dude be driving aroung in a YUGO that he accessorized with a 5.0 emblem off a ford mustang. The closest he will come to a hummer or vette is either washing them or parking them.

[theshooterboy1]

This is what you get for taking his spot.

[jpcs302]

Whats up with the fruit cake in Capris... @ 3:35??

[ineedmoney510]

pos hummer

[savagexhaley14]

@Steynvdv

you know why i dont own a hummer? because i dont have to make up for a tiny penis with a big truck and i like girls, thats why

[abod111000]

kfoooooo

[tarzwell50]

What size are the mud grapplers?

[landenp123]

why does he have nitto mud grapplers on it? he should get nitto car grapplers...

[xxxlxt]

I get 14 mpg with my H2 SUT. I love it. It's my dream car. I've always wanted one and never thought I'd be able to get one. I graduated college, got a good job, and was able to buy my dream car. I have another car that is good on gas. i use my H2 for fun and going out in. It is the best ride I have ever had. People have a misconception that it is the worst as far as fuel economy goes. It gets almost the same as any other big pickup or suv. Unless you own one, don't knock it till you do.

[67stang721]

is that lifted at all?

[auxpowerunit]

That would have been much easier if you used the differential lock.

[LostZuk]

Wow did someones mommy not give him enough hugs this morning. Brother you need to step back from the key board before some one force feeds it to you through you ass

[Primevalrules2009]

well..thats a good way to get past a car in a tight gap :P

[othus123]

at least i have no worries bout gas, i have a hummer H2 a lobo lariat, both waste lots of gas but...who really cares?

[goodbusiness12]

@othus123 not me! burn all the gas we can and pour whatevers left down the tree hugging prius driver's mouth.

[othus123]

@goodbusiness12  Thats what im talking about! may all ecologists die

[insignia95]

haha look at the guy tryin to push the hummer

[05cr125rider]

@ gangster for hire, if you own both two hummers and a corvette your either old or queer

[LemUUU]

I see almost 0 flex there. Just big tires and what appears to be a useless lift kit if it doesnt add extra articulation

[cullyvan]

Lets say for a moment that it CAn do these things. Anybody want to go downtown and try it ? I like these cars but lets face it they are fucking useless for anything but offroad. And they arent going to be made anymore.

[kikie78]

Relax people i got two Kamaz and one Tatra T815-7, and i dont give a fuck to your Hummers and a Corvette

[HOCK3YPL4Y455]

what size lift?



[RobCardIV]

man this is an awesome song but damn

they need to the th volume on that high pitch chello DOWN to half.

its almost ruining the bad assness of the song.

[RobCardIV]

probably would have taken a h1 like 30 seconds.

and you wouldnt have needed a "omg please dont scratch my car lookout" rofl

[Steynvdv]

@RobCardIV lol put the same driver in a h1 and let him drive over a little toy car and it would still take 5 hours... really dumb to say its about the car and not the driver...

Yeah your probably a h2 hater or h1 lover whatever just dont try to hide it in trying to be funny..

[petr6508]

na tyhle věci se má používat Hummer h1 a ne h2.

[snickerdoodleton]

FAIL hahahha try a real AM eneral hummer. the Hummer H1. Not the GM counterpart

[n3cr0vanc3r]

@gangster4hire corvettes are gay and so are you

[Starbuckin]

Cool Vid. A little "too careful" I think. Should have just "DID IT"! I would have in mine!

[WillSom056]

What amerikikosy think it's cool? no dick is not cool. Your hammer is crap. our Russian jeep tiger on the teachings of dragging your cart.!

[WillSom056]

What amerikikosy think it's cool? no dick is not cool. Your hammer is crap. our Russian jeep tiger on the teachings of dragging your cart.!

[42316798]

what version of the song is this?



[megangel5]

the jeep of the world ugliest hammer

[he162a]

This is a edited bunch of nonsense it isn't heavy enough to crush the pillars on even that ford Taurus, what a piece of GM shit for the rich idiot.

Now show how easy it is to stick it's tire and incapacitate it like Your real car that Metro you mentioned.

[rubend5000]

music is band apocaliptica

[Thongmaster77]

For Those of us who drive High end Cars Gas is the least of our worrys i dont care that my land rover Gets Crappy gas milage or that my jaguar get bad Gas milage that all just part of driving a nice car it not we would all be driving pintos ..

[djblade311]

cool tune...boring video.

[67stang721]

If you can afford a HUMMER you dont worry about gas, which is probably better than a jeep when you throw 33 inch tires on it like Oddfull said.

[67stang721]

If you think about the H2 is pretty much the same MPG as any other truck or SUV.

[mcnabj]

lol the fag driving it is wearing capris pants.

[DeadlyOne647]

I love the hummer H2...but many say they have gass drinking problems and the parts are expensive to repair...lol i cant even afford a ford exploer and im talking about a hummer..pfft

[topsecret5]

expensive to repair? mm... mechanically they are the same as a denali/escalade since they are built on the same frame... same reason I wouldn't consider them real off roading trucks, now the H1, thats the real deal.

[Oddfull]

@topsecret5 The frame is different then the denali/escalade if you weren't so stupid you would do a bit more research on how the H2 is constructed. It is a modified Chevy silverado 2500 HD with some of a Denali frame and a modified 1500.The frame is boxed unlike the escalade were it is a c frame. Dont be saying shit unless you know what your talking about.

[roverdude99]

hey can i use that thing for about an hour? the mexicans next door have about 30 civics and ect that need running over... my rover with 32's just wont get the job done... thanks matt

[bobebobebob]

i love hummers. try doing that with your Prius.

[gangster4hire]

Anyone who says that Hummers waste too much gas probably has a hard time finding money to fill up their Geo Metro. I own two Hummers and a Corvette. You think I'm worried about gas prices?

[papoose1223]

@gangster4hire damn man,good for you!!

[pokercheat1]

@gangster4hire nope. i think you're worried about you receding hairling, small penis, and your midlife crisis lol

[HOCK3YPL4Y455]

@gangster4hire Haha, my man!

[10blood]

@gangster4hire No one cares what you have in your garage.

[cullyvan]

@gangster4hire Nope, just the size of your cock. :) Its a joke man.

[The18Jake]

@gangster4hire well thats a waste of money right there

[makerchris]

@gangster4hire oh yea? well i have 3 vespas, a dodge neon, and a huffy. damn, be jealous.

[CoChicken1337]

@gangster4hire

Bahahahaha wow. More people lying on Youtube! It's fucking ridiculous how much people try to sound cool on the internet. You don't have any of those vehicles you lying sack of shit. Nice try though.

[ToneysWorld]

@gangster4hire haha hells yea screw damn hippys.

[curtis52285]

@gangster4hire Thanks for supporting the middle east. We need more people to send American money over there.

[Jokerr920]

Hey, that's great. It crept over a small car. & the Hummer probably used up half a tank of gas to do it.

Is it any wonder why Jeep recently won 4x4 of the DECADE & at the same time the Hummer line is being discontinued.

Of course isn't just the shittyness of the Hummer. It's also the stupidity of the person who would buy a Hummer.

Anyone who would pay that much for an overweight, underpowered, overpriced gas guzzler like the soon to be extinct Hummer must have been born retarded.

[Oddfull]

and you think jeeps are not under powered, when you throw tires over 33 inches on a jeep the gas milage would be worse then a Hummer. dumb fuck!

[GRAFFREVIEWS]

@Oddfull so true. I got a buddy with a wrangler 4l engine with 35's and 4:10's (i think) and he cant even get 17 on the highway and his top speed is around 75...

[Blakspire]

@Oddfull These wonderful things called gears, i'll take my high pinion 44 over that POS IFS any day

[SecularTechnology]

@Oddfull

I'd take a H2 over a Jeep any day of the week.

[chile1212]

@Oddfull i have 33's on my rubicon and i doubt a hummer gets better mileage then mine.... dumb fuck?

[squarerounder]

Dude, you realize this comment makes you look a little slow?

Yeah, Jeep wins an award! I have had 7 and they are great.

Now, I have a wife that will not tolerate the roughness of a wrangler. (I even tried the Unlimited Rubicon, Unlimited Sahara and the Grand Cherokee.) I have a family and 3 dogs that ride along everywhere. I have a professional job where clients expect me not to drive up in a wrangler.

So, not that there is anything wrong with Jeeps, my life has just outgrown them.

[Jokerr920]

@squarerounder: Hey sorry to hear that your life has outgrown them but Hummer is NOT the answer. If your job is such that what you drive is a factor & you are going the 4WD route, then I would think that Land Rover would make more sense. Yes, they are also more expensive but at least you know that you are getting your moneys worth with a Land Rover.

Hummer typically says arrogance & Land Rover says success. Case in point; I don't see too many videos of Land Rover owners driving over cars.

[squarerounder]

@Jokerr920 We can agree to disagree. I have also had 2 LR Discovery's and a Range Rover. Neither come close in term of the size of the H2. I can sit 5 adults comfortably with 3 dogs in the back and tow anything. Plus, keep in mind that as soon as Ford bought Land Rover, they became crap.

[Rsimon859]

@Jokerr920

HUMMER is a high-end version of Jeep.

HUMMER was born from Jeep.

HUMMER is practically a Jeep.

Jeep makes economy SUV's.

And if you're an SRT-8 faggot, go look up an Audi Q7 V-12 TDI and shut the fuck up.

[justin76bmw]

h1's were made by am-general, h2's are chevy suburbans with a queer body stuck on. jeep is a chrysler product. you don't know what the fuck your'e talking about, maby you should shut the fuck up.

[Jokerr920]

@Rsimon859: And soon Hummer isn't going to make anything

[Neroscot]

America's bad spent! Care!!!

[kingballa32]

none of you can lie H2's H1's look tuff as f***. theres at least 20 lifted trucks in my town and they all have the same look. Hummers, even though maybe not much different in performance look 10x more rugged than pick-ups. p.s. H3's are gay as s*** and a shame to the hummer name. i own a 05 h2 sut. black on 37's that be a speed bumb if those retards knew how to drive it.

[justin76bmw]

@kingballa32 kinda funny, i drove h-1's in the army, those were unstopable, h-2 are shit, i know someone who has one, i shit when he poped the hood and i saw a v-6, thain he had to re-build the whole frontend after only 30k. dude! buy a penus-pump, it's alot cheaper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rsimon859]

@justin76bmw

HUMMERS do not have and V-6 models. Only an l-5 in the H3. V-6's don't come out until an Hx does.

[justin76bmw]

oh, 5 cylender, that's better! i'm probly wrong about the v6, i'm not a fan of shitty vehicles, and i'm satisfied with the size of my dick, so i have no intrest in a sucky h2. i have a tahoe, it's not special, just 4wheel drive, and 4 door, good hunting truck, but a pig on gas, and their is always stupid shit breaking on it.

[willcal123456789]

dont hate on the h2 cause you cant afford it lol

[justin76bmw]

youre rite, i can't aford all that gas, and repairs!

[willcal123456789]

i bought a new one in 2004 and ive had it (now has 76 thousand miles and ive only done the basics on it, oil brakes tires etc its actually reliable. the gas is the only thing u got me there lol.

[junkeo]

@justin76bmw

justin, you obviously don't understand the purpose of a car if you're sticking your dick in it. you also can't spell, and are happy about your car that keeps breaking?? H2 is a suburban you say? oh. actually it's a VW, no, a model T, wait, it's got 4 wheels it must be a horse drawn wagon. you don't know what you're talking about, you have never looked at the specs of the H2, you have no idea what is different about even its tranny. go away little boy!

[justin76bmw]

look needle dick, i used to be in the army, iv'e driven the real thing. if the h2 was so fucking good, why doesn't the military change over? because they are shit. it has a solid rear axle, torsion bar ifs gm suspension. they are way too fucking cheap to desing a unique chasis for this hideous pig. its not fucking special, unless your'e a 40-something limp dick, or a nigger. i don't know what youre talking about with the happy with a car that keeps breaking, i drive a bmw. it never breaks down.

[serocell]

after all I dont think that the hummer is a bad car ...what I think is that the driver is stupid :D H2 should climb that shit with no prob but driver decided to not lock the dif....WHY? shit! the most important piece of a car is the piece between the steering wheel and the seat.cheers!

[Catamountfootball99]

a mini van is a soccer mom car. not a Hummer

[spotmeatsour]

Sweet 35 second opening? shorten that up. Also who is the genius who forgot that it would break the windshield? and pushing the door is the first way i would go to get it out. European plates too? I thought they were classier than getting a hummer.

[Tzekkie]

H2 is only a newfaced chevy tahoe

[frosty012]

where in the hell did you get your facts from?

[Tzekkie]

@frosty012 see that /watch?v=s_QNgGGX7DA.

If you preffer type on search: Top gear hummer and see first result.

See around 2:55

[frosty012]

yes i know the video you are referancing but it is wrong.

tahoe 199 inches long and 77 inches wide

suburban/yukon 219.3 inches long, and 77 wide

hummer h2 201 inches long, 81.9 inches wide

all of these possable frames are the wrong sizes. earily 2003 h2's shared some steering components but proved too weak. 2004 - present are vehicles of there own

[str8texasthug]

i wanted to see it run off the car...

[phill903]

That Hummer needs new tires...

[sowyer22]

stupid people !!

[HunterXray]

H2 and H3 "Hummers" have always seemed like cheap knockoffs of what I consider the only real hummer, the H1. :)

[cartman03081993]

he drives that fast that i couldn´t see all of the details xD

[Psychophreak000]

lmao hummers are for wannabe fags that have no self esteem.

[Catamountfootball99]

there for ppl who want a quality classy offroad vehicle. what do you drive?

[spotmeatsour]

classy off road vehicle? Hummers are garbage off road, any truck with a nice suspension lift with a lot of flex can do this. Real off road vehicle? Try a 4runner, Jeep, Tacoma, Pathfinder, FJ. There are many quality off road trucks.

[Psychophreak000]

The H2 really isn't an offroad vehicle. It's more of an attempt at a luxury SUV. Basically what hummer did was build a vehicle intended to be an offroad vehicle which instead lured customers into trading in their subrubans for something a little less classy. It's no offroad vehicle, it's a soccer mom car. And as for me, i don't drive a vehicle because i don't need to. I can walk anywhere i need to go.

[rebelusaCU]

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

[3DPeter]

So this video is all about how a major bummer is having trouble to put a descent dent into a weak ricer.

Man, i could slam a bigger hole in that ricer with my dick!

[Psychophreak000]

lmao that's a ford taurus, not a ricer.

[yakisharif]

hummer baby, fuck you eco-assholes.

America used to be great !!!

No more hummer - me sad :(

[ThatHoodNiggaBrik]

what a 3.5 Ton pice of shit

Mercedes G-Klasse

Nissan Patrol

Land Rover Defender RULZ

[stuartmc86]

3.5 ton piece of shit

[lilmijo651]

my cuzin lincon nav with 24 ran over a car faster than that with no trouble hummers way over rated

[cagemander]

i bet anybody from nitro circus would crash it in less then 3 seconds not 3 minutes... oh wait its 5 minutes nvm. than is more lame as i thought

[jasonbicknel]

my mom has some shorts like those.

[fikri8881]

what music is that???

[whatsup737]

H2's & H3's are fucking gay.

there not even real hummers.

there on a fucking tahoe chassis since GM bought hummer, there to small, there NOT diesel, they can't pull shit, they can't do ANYTHING.

why don't you get a real hummer?

i have one, and until you get a real one i'll stfu.

[youngballer182001]

lllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmee­!!!!!!

[talkaboutjed]

First off wtf is the music all about what a load of shite, secondly how long did the guy need to take too prove a hummer can crush a car?? Its nothing new you jackass

[piratakamrata]

That music is fucked up!

[Mrjada914]

thx for the idea thats what im going to do to my ex"s car

[djhypelive]

In my opinion, it would pretty much suck to get hit and killed by a drunk driver in your GEO TRACKER because you were more interested in saving "gas" than saving your "life." Earth Day? I couldn't give two shits. I'm here every fucking day. GO HUMMER!!!

[jpsimoncuse]

2:08-2:15 wow its stuck r-tard my cevy pick up woulda killed that car

[mopes1]

Scheiße

[littlefrank90]

auto grosse per piselli piccoli

[meinaauto]

...PERCHE' NON NE HAI UNA...AHHAHAH

[littlefrank90]

ribadisco il concetto

[03WranglerTj]

i would be ashamed to drive an h2.

[whips8]

YEA KZ YOU CANt HAVE ONE... h2 is very nice ride

[arnold4life476]

because you probably can't afford one

[kikkilinu]

Hummers.

They only look tough.

[piatdor]

haAHAHA all u haters out there, jeep hahaha bronco lol hahaha get a real job maybe u can afford a real truck

[BikerTrashWolf]

I would not trade my 84 4runner for this heap. I bought that truck for 1200 dollars, have put about 8k in it, and am certain it will embarrass this thing offroad. At the mall where this flat biller hangs out though I probably would not have enough bling.

And I saved 60 thousand dollars compared to this tool.

[bradcarter23]

if you only spent 1200 on it, you woulda been better off riding your bike.

shoulda got a ford.

oh wait, your too poor to afford one.

go play with your little toys

[BikerTrashWolf]

I have a ford too. And a 20 foot car hauller, and two motorcycles.

And whats the matter with buying a cheep trail bitch?

[R4zor3]

hmm... das kann der opel vectra meiner ma auch xD schon geil

[kddcc]

whoa your cool....-_-

Hummers are mall crawlers...

a Jeep could do that stock! 0llll0

[300ex65]

done that with my bronco and its stock

[dodgeford1]

never drive a car into a hummer

[99MLSMediaGroup]

My Moms jeep can do that XD

[mburstino]

I never knew the Canyonero was real.

[weehandy2k8]

Never trust a hummer

[ONLYINAJEEPWRANGLER]

@weehandy2k8 hahaah never trust a hummer LOL

[weehandy2k8]

@ONLYINAJEEPWRANGLER lol you wouldnt have to worry about not getting a space in the car park just drive on top of somebodys car haaahaaha

[scottwilkins]

@weehandy2k8 Never trust someone who doesn't trust a Hummer ;)

[sexfromlex]

I was hoping he ran over that retard on the side

[kebruya]

kkkkkkkkkkkk

dat is exactly y i thought

[Jeepfan1987]

perfect place for a hummer junkyard

[wrund]

Exactly! These are just bastardized Suburbans anyway, not real Hummers.

[STR8CTD]

these guys think there so badass. on the farm we drive stock chevys over yotas haha

[imstreets]

H2 sucks that is why even on the secind try it still did no make it H1 ALL THE WAY

[chasecj7]

Hummers bring the suck.

[reubencantu]

H2's are over rated

[thommashardy]

would hate to roll it

[nallabor]

lol @ 2:10

what an abortion of a vehicle

[Thevtechonda]

this video isint that good???

[brett6819]

can i have back the 5 minutes of my life i just wasted? That was the dumbest thing i have ever seen.

[jcrerr]

at 3:44 is that guy wearing women's Capri's?

[irishpimp1001]

i think they are meant for guys...i work in burlington coat factory and we dnt sell those but i see ALOT of the french canadian snow birds wearing them it weirds me out too, lol

[devinporterfield]

that is weird as fuck.. you would never see this in a jeep video.

[MegaCPC]

H2s suck at offroading.  Its half ton IFS. H1s are portal axles, far superior.

H2s are mall crawlers.

[PhattieDrums]

H1's are still IFS. You fail at knowing what you're talking about. Geared hubs are totally different then portal solid axles.