Captain Jack Harkness Flirts With... Everyone

[DarkLimePanther]

"I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now" lol XD I didn't even notice it in the episode

[natida9]

"so many species, so little time..." LOL

[BlueChili7]

Captain Jack Harkness "saying hello"

- Make women like him

- Make men gay

[biachocoangel]

"stoop it!" "oh don't start"

[biachocoangel]

oh my gosh. he touched the robots booobieeez

[KatRocksCA]

Such the bi pimp xD

[irkenkai]

...and whats the clip from 4:09-4:34 from?

[vtcannongirl]

@irkenkai doctor who thw end of time part 2

[irkenkai]

i forgot how much yaoi shows up when Jack ends up in a DW episode.

[MaccasxChick]

Stop it.....

[MerlinTennant61]

haha 5:00

[harrypotterfantng]

"Three Doctors?!"

"I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now."

Ha ha! Jack should totally team up with Ace Rimmer. What a guy!

[TheThingPrequel]

LMAO 0:36 Jack Harkness has an orgasm.

[FlattsFan183]

What is the last scene from, where everyone is hugging?

[Quinnzel101]

@FlattsFan183 Journey's End.

[sarahlouisehaycox]

Next time your flirting with someone may I suggest the line, " hello I'm jack harkness"?

[IlyTheVampire]

@sarahlouisehaycox "And who are you?"

Don't forget "And who are you?". It's important.

[RenardeBlanche]

Jack Harkenss is a 51st century kind of man. He will literally flirt with anything that talks... except Donna Noble.

[ArtemisJami3]

@RenardeBlanche She beat him to it. :b

[FlamesAndShadows]

It's the first time that I've considered 4.48 scene in THAT context. XD

[seansuperman]

Allons-y Alonso! I know its unrelated but it was necessary 

[Fuckyouallwhore]

STOP ETTT HAHAHAHA

[cadetnemo20000below]

i love how david tenant says "stop it"

[nightneko2010]

"Stop it!"

"Can't I say hello to anyone?"

[BaileyCatSky]

Jack has his own brand of sexuality...

[DeathScepter]

@BaileyCatSky he has this special aura that makes anyone like him a lot. then again he is quite sexy.

[pennypyro42]

go Donna!

[kwatson813]

Captain Jack Harkness

Stop it

[TheAfroThunder1]

"Hi, I'm Captain Jack."

51st Century for "How. You. Doin''."

[TheSman515]

Jack is neither homosexual, nor bisexual

He's just sexual

[Broccolily]

@TheSman515 I would say pansexual...

[Gubbywubby]

After Boom Town I ship Jack/Nine so hard. Usually I don't go in for shipping, but come on, that little snippet is so perfect.

[ItsTheBrownBus]

Sexual Orientation: Anything that moves

[DeathScepter]

@ItsTheBrownBus no kidding.

[thatwhichisgiven]

I'm a HUGE Jack/Rose shipper... wish they'd ended up together. :(

[triplesmiley]

he even copped a feel on the robot. :)

[intuitionblue]

Captain Jack is omni-sexual.

[TheKeksiify]

"You really don't wanna know." Classic!

[isabelpotter]

@5:01 I never noticed that Donna shoved Sarah Jane away when she went for a Captain Jack hug! :) Sarah Jane's face is priceless!!

[MastaMetalzilla]

Everyone is gay for Jack Harkness

[RawVoiceBoy]

Jack: I was just sayin' hello

The Doctor : For you that's flirt. hahahahahaha

favourite shows, Dr. Who and Torchwood :D

[GodOfTheArena]

0:36 Jack Harkness orgasm LMAO

[SinDawg030]

I think the good Captain would feel right at home in Mass Effect

[magicgirl192]

I wouldn't protest etheir! Just saying......

[mikuru822]

BARROWMAN!

[kingkonghitme]

lol donna at the end! ahah i love her.

[LaFemmeMorte]

I think I might be in lust with this guy...

[marineooo5]

Up. Hes Probobly got American Blood in there somewhere....

[Drunkenvalley]

@marineooo5 Naw, he's doing fine with whatever blood he has. No need for him to go vampiric.

[OrangeRidingHood]

After watching Torchwood, I finally understand that "i've gotten to know him quite well, trust me youre not his type" remark...

[nillyvanilla3]

the one at 4:00 is my all-time favourite.

[missvampiresweet]

"tree doctors..."

"i cant tell you what am thinking right now..."

[DrMalHarkness]

Just imagine what would happen if Jack and River met? Oh my GOD!! THE INUENDOS!! I CAN'T HANDLE THEM ALL!!!

[Arella17]

@DrMalHarkness I wanna see that and him hitting on Amy and Rory...twould be awesome.

[Saz07x]

@Arella17 Except he would hit more on Rory than Amy lol.



[Arella17]

@Saz07x I don't know...as soon as he knew they were married it might be equal...think about the three doctors episode.

[itsmeyoudorkrly]

@DrMalHarkness I would love that... so, so much. xDD

[nikothedog]

where were you hiding that? You really don't want to know. Lmao

[soldiergirl84]

I saw the Tenth Doctor telling Jack to stop flirting with Martha and the one alien, and I just thought "Hey there, Doc, you can flirt with the best of them." Heck, I think he doesn't even have to try that hard to get the ladies.

[PyroPrincess33]

The Doctor's smile at 1:57 is so cute xP

[Ghostlyghostgamer]

I'll take seven. Can you send the sixth one with some Chinese food?

[gunnery18]

You can hug me if you want :3... No really, you can hug me

[Niniel81]

What episode is 4:09 to 4:35?

[1Lanavis1]

@Niniel81 No episode. It's from the special, The End of Time Part 2

[ModestlyAwesomer]

that who i want to be when i grow up...

[YNot1989]

The most charming organic lifeform in history.

[sniperX01825X]

jacks the most awsome being in the universe

[HarlequinnAshford]

i just love the super sweet way his says goodbye to rose and kisses her and then the somehow still sweet but not as sexual way he kisses the doctor also the banter at 1:55 with him and the doctor "how come i cant get any of that" "buy me a drink first" "such hard work" "but worth it *SH*IT EATIN GRIN*"

[MrRobert27k]

here is a list of people/things Jack won't screw

1.

tell me when you fined to one

[HaloDrwhoSG1SGASGU]

@MrRobert27k

1.The Doctor

2.The Tardis

3.Myself

[227060]

Is there literally anyone you cannot ship Jack with?

[GodessErisKO]

"So many species, so little time !" Oh, I miss Christopher Eccleston.

[Midnaspalace]

" See you in hell" I love jack!

[LukeMM95]

I'm a straight male and I really look up to Jack. He's brave, confindent and cool but most of all he has such a lust for life.

[Lilllllly]

@LukeMM95 He has a lust for everyone! ;P

[JustGuess500]

@LukeMM95

All sorts of life.

[Sapire12]

"we seek new life and... and..."

"dance"

[87charleston]

Donna : and who's he?

Doctor : Captain Jack...don't...just don't

I love that!

[ThreePipeProblems]

'So many species, so little time'

LOL X

[HPAnimeFreak]

And that is why I'm Donna. Also, he needs to meet Eleven.

[dest1ntheory]

He also flirts with Sarah Jane, who is initially flattered, but then he turns around and flirts with Sarah's son (Luke), and Sarah is SCANDALIZED! *laughs*

And yeah, if Jack visited the Doctor now, he would flirt it up hard - and Amy and River would probably flirt back. Actually, Eleven might flirt back, too. He seems to be a little bit naughtier than Ten or Nine - I think it's BECAUSE he's been influenced by Amy and River.

[MissingSirius]

@dest1ntheory This needs to happen.

[Aysuchan]

I want to see him kiss the doctor!! AGAIN! :D

[COZYTW]

Captain Jack Harkness.

He's an ass man.

[ParadoxFreak]

I love how Donna is so obsessed with Jack that she pushes Sarah Jane out of their hug to hug him! XD

[SinDawg030]

John Barrowman NEEDS to appear in Mass Effect 3!

[Midnaspalace]

@Xwaterwolf100X yeah, that is a paradox.

[jarabaa]

With every "man, woman, robot, and alien"...? I haven't seen this series, but judging by the video, he is almost 100% heterosexual - kissing and flirting with (and having sex with?) numerous women here... But men? I missed that bit. He shakes some men's hands. Kisses one man, OK. Again, alas, I haven't watched Torchwood or Dr Who. But it all looks very , very straight here. Even the robots and aliens he kisses are depicted as female (dresses, breasts, etc.).

[serenduckity]

@jarabaa If you haven't seen it, then why are you commenting on it? He implies that he'll distract that one male soldier (sexually), for him saying hello to anyone is flirting and he does this with a couple of guys including the man at Utopia and Alonso... and if you ever watched Torchwood, he, almost, exclusively is in relationships with men. The video is just suggesting he flirts with everyone... That doesn't mean he's heterosexual, homosexual or whatever... he's Captain Jack.

[jarabaa]

@serenduckity .... ???? I was clearly commenting on this video - and obviously I had watched it. Perhaps @thanatos101b made the video ONLY for viewers who are already familiar with Torchwood. Nevertheless, Captain Jack is known in wider popular culture here in the UK - even stupid people like me who have not watched Torchwood have heard quite a bit about him. My point was that the impression I got from this video didn't seem to match what I'd heard about the character otherwise. That's all.

[HelenSquight]

@jarabaa They tone down the not-straight stuff because it's a kid's show (they got enough flak just for him giving the Doctor a quick peck)... he's very, VERY queer in Torchwood (I think he only kisses one girl, and that's for some supernatural reason. he kisses five different guys in torchwood, and it would be more if he wasn't in a long-term relationship with one of them.) Plus the actor's gay. :]

[DeathismyDesire97]

Jack: Why hello there...

Doctor: Stop it

Most women: I don't mind

[Lukes501First]

i laugh at everything that jack das hes just so damn funny in every way that he is and that coat suits him really well

[akatsukifan121]

does he flit with everything that moves?

[terriblethomas101]

@akatsukifan121 yes, yes he does

[clara2768]

Magnolio--The thought hadn´t crossed my mind but...YES!

[Midnaspalace]

Captain Jack Harkness fliers with everybody.......... Except Donna.....

[liongirlfc]

Jack:*smiles*Caption Jack Harkness

the Doctor:stop it!

Jack:I'm only saying hello

Rory:*embarrassed*

[Joliveerr]

Out of all the Doctor Who nonsense, I never understood the scene with Captain Jack and Alonso in the bar at the end of David's last episode, anyone care to enlighten me? :)

[Mimzthekitty]

@Joliveerr what exactly don't you understand.. alonso is a character from season 3, the doctor gave jack a paper with his name on it... that help???

[Joliveerr]

@Mimzthekitty I don't understand why out of all the character's Jack's met, why Alonso? D:

[Mimzthekitty]

@Joliveerr idk...

[helldrag0n47]

2:43 did jack just pull a laser.. outta his ass?!

[ParadoxFreak]

@helldrag0n47 Yes, yes he did.

[Externalization]

All that's missing is the time he hugged Mickey.

"That's Captain Beefcake." "And that's enough hugging!" :D

[origamishishou]

donna noble is the 1 dislike. jack didn't flirt enough.

[HarryplusHermione]

One can't help but love him.

[SpiritKnob]

He'd fuck a spaniel if it winked at him, the dirty oaf. DIRTY !

[OwlCityFan26]

@SuzLa1 Bad Wolf.

[amelialennon]

"Captain jack harkness"

"Stop it!!"

[therealcritic28]

I die laughing every time he kisses Chris Eccleston . . .

[windaddyflex]

@ohvist ha, omnisexual

[SuzLa1]

What's the episode called where he shoots the robots.

[SaCyner]

so many species so little time. lol!!

[MidnightKitsune777]

What episode was that last clip from???

[TheCastellan]

The hum inside Jack's space ship, it's the sound of the classic 70's and 80's TARDIS rooms. :D

[cammyNpammy]

George from beign human 4:15!!! Yay!

[KoPT01]

Chan, this video is funny, tho! Chan, LOL, tho.

[TheCastellan]

@KoPT01

Chan, Chantho is pretty cute for an insect, tho.

Chan, and the fact she feeds on her own milk makes it more interesting, tho.

[johnnydeppaddict12]

@lozzielou89 he totally is lol.

[cmxiang]

Yes. He's bisexual.

[Ljeac]

@cmxiang I think he's a bit more than that... xD

[windaddyflex]

@cmxiang very very very bisexual. more like trisexual

[TwilightPhantomXmcr]

rose: "3 doctors?" Jack: "i can't tell u what im thinking right now" lmao <3

[Arella17]

@TwilightPhantomXmcr I can guess what he's thinking rawr

[SuperGeet12]

"Three Doctors?"

"I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now."

Oh Jack.... =P

[fleuve0styx]

So many species, so little time! XD lol.

[thetruetrojan]

@fleuve0styx Mass Effect in a nutshell.

[CMSFilm]

Did anyone else think that Jack and Rose had some sort of a special chemistry ?

[MarsRepepsi]

3:12

The scene that makes my ot3 close enough to canon. <3

[MegaRainbowchic]

I love jack harkness!!! Love how the doctor always knows when he's flirting funny stuff! :)

[kaileyxx99]

Mangolio33, u should write that idea to BBC! They might actually do it. . . .

[Mangolio33]

@kaileyxx99 hah. thanks, but i'm not the only one. at Comic con about a month ago John Barrowman (who plays Jack) said Steven Moffat (the current writer of DW) was totally fine with jack coming back, and that "It would be a shame" if Jack didn't come back for the 50th anniversary, which is coming up.

[LeftofWrong]

Omg, Jack and Nine. That is my favorite line ever. And Eccleston's face. xD

[AnaisForTheWin]

Gotta love the "Stop it"

[robertturner9737]

WHY DOES HE LOOK  LIKE TOM CRUISE?!?

[Alexielxxxx]

@robertturner9737

Glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks that.

[MistressArte]

@robertturner9737 What you should be asking is why does Tom Cruise look like him? Remember he's been alive for like way longer. ;-)

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaah00]

I wanna hug him

[DC11961]

@JamieHowitt When we find out the Doctor's name.

[DC11961]

@lozzielou89 OMYGOD for real! XD I'd LOVE to see someone make a video where Captain Jack meets Joey Tribiani. "How you doing?" xD

[mykylc]

01:21  "don't wait up..." he's all excited...hahahahahah!

[magegirl8]

which episode is 4:44 with Donna???? I don't recall jack leaving Torchwood a second time before Ianto's death....

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

@magegirl8 journey's end

[fowens22]

Love how Donna shoves Sarah Jane aside so she can hug jack

[iamawesome1001]

hes not exactly young but something about his sexy swagger that makes him way hotter than most 20 year olds

[soccergirl3097]

"Hello"

"Stop it!!"

"Can't I say hello?"

I LOVE JACK!!ANYBODY ELSE??

[KawaiiiPandah]

@soccergirl3097 Oh Yeah

[CanaryKeeper]

"Buy me a drink first."

"Such hard work."

"But worth it!"

XD Moments like that are why I fell in love with Nine. lol

[kenzer1996]

"captain jack harkness" "stop it!"

omg i love these two.

[laydlo]

@kenzer1996 love them! they had such great chemistry!

[OwlCityFan26]

He's like bisexual. Creepy.

[MsReno56]

@OwlCityFan26 Onmisexual.

[sophieluvsummer]

@OwlCityFan26 Damn those creepy bisexuals! Oh wait, I am one.

[abc17lala369q]

"I'm kinda psychic"

"Do'y know what I'm thinking right now?"

"Oh yeah"

Jack can flirt with anyone all the time!

[pitabread12]

when he meets alonso... you can see the pain in his eyes because he's just lost Ianto =(

[Mangolio33]

anyone else think Jack NEEDS to meet the eleventh doctor? i can totally imagine him flirting with Rory, Amy, and River simultaneously XD

plus, i'd love to know his opinion on bow ties.

[MyMamaKitty]

@Mangolio33 My daughter says 'I am waiting for the day that Jack sees the Doctor again'. Which is true, she's checking scheduling every single day for any hints.

[Mangolio33]

@MyMamaKitty ha, so am i.

[KittyGal1994]

@Mangolio33 I'd love to see Rory's reaction to Jack Harkness flirting with him. Haha x

[Mangolio33]

@KittyGal1994 yeah, i hope that happens x)

[AForceOfHobbit]

@Mangolio33 I'd like to see Rory see Jack flirting with Amy

[Mangolio33]

@AForceOfHobbit let's hope that happens.

[TheInspectorwho]

@AForceOfHobbit I'd like Jack to flirt with Amy or River how would Rory react

[ShadedRogue]

@Mangolio33 He was apparently supposed to be in the episode "A Good Man Goes to War", but couldn't because of scheduling conflicts with "Miracle Day".

[Mangolio33]

@ShadedRogue yeah, i heard about that. I just hope we'll see him in DW again soon.

[NerdHerdInc]

BARROWMAN! *shakes fist*

[Bioniclejab]

Oh, Donna.

[AtoliHydra]

he's the funniest character in the whole show in my oppinionXD