You gotta give them credit at least for keeping their composure and continuing to pretend to nail a caveman wearing a diaper to a large wooden "t". I give them props for that. Actually they seem to have a problem with props so never mind.
This Easter, let's spread the truth like Jesus did instead of perpetuating, deception, myths, and pleasure seeking. Go to TruthContest (dot)com and open The Present (with religion). Read this book to learn the truth about Jesus and his rise from death.
You need to call on Jesus to help you learn the difference between"literally" and "figuratively." Because I watched it and didn't die laughing. Literally.
@TMATV1 ... He did more than just wait. He descended to hell to take captivity captive. To defeat death. So that, yes you, can have eternal life. Maybe you should say thanks.
Next time, secure the wrists to the pegs and get the cross outfitted with a secure crotch support! If you want a realistic one, a rhinocerous horn would be suitable (Justin Martyr, Dialogue with Trypho 91). But don't make it too realistic - its intended purpose was impalement according to Seneca's furious rebuttal to the poet Maecenas (Seneca, Moral Epistles 101:10-14) - and you're not doing porn here!
@andycomen It would have been so sad if there hadn't been at least one douchebag who made this comment. BTW, what kind of sick church is this? At some point in the celebrations do they actually eat the guy and drink his blood?
You see, what they did wrong is when they crucified people, they put the nails through their wrists so stuff like that wouldn't happen. If you put it through the palm, like they did there, the nails just slide right through the hand, and the Christian falls right off the cross.
The Romans were very nice to Jesus--they made sure he was okay!
DeadFishFactory 1 month ago
Well, that guy was a little bit fat.
eltfell 1 month ago
I'm so glad the real thing had no mishaps in it. Oh Lord forgive me but I was laughing at the actors not at my Lord... lol
Nijeta1 2 months ago
You gotta give them credit at least for keeping their composure and continuing to pretend to nail a caveman wearing a diaper to a large wooden "t". I give them props for that. Actually they seem to have a problem with props so never mind.
Clyntell54 2 months ago
lmao!!!
cecilitaf 2 months ago
Next time they'll use Epoxy.
Man2Break 3 months ago
See.. they should of used Real Nails.
AcerNZ 3 months ago
bahahahahaha!!!!
AcerNZ 3 months ago
LMAO!!!! sad....but funny... Sorry lord, i just had to laugh-forgive me...lol
adidaslover19 3 months ago
Who wants to see this guy do a web redemption?
loner1878 3 months ago in playlist loner1878's favorites
That is God's way of telling us that His only begotten Son was not a hippy.
DanielJohn2300 3 months ago
Romans: "Bring more nails!"
loner1878 3 months ago
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don't know what to do,,,
halimaw31 5 months ago
i feel like i am gonna burn in hell for this rofl
bklynlaw22 5 months ago
literally does not mean what you think it means.
wtfusernamer 5 months ago
HAHAHAHA!!!!i lmao
MEKLAFIR 6 months ago
Im a strong christian but I laughed my but off at this many lolz
passsword95 7 months ago
@passsword95 Then bears will maul you.
lishey100 7 months ago
it probably wouldn't be as hilarious if the choir didn't keep singing. rotfl
tight2def 7 months ago
I tried not to laugh but damn that hilarious lol
daBiGones4U2 8 months ago
THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY!!! I can't stop laughing, my stomach hurts!
(come on guys, we gotta put Jesus back on the cross, yep, He fell off:-)
funny!
chattoh12 8 months ago
That is sooo funny!! This big Rick James looking Jesus fell off in the play.
MrGossardX 8 months ago
im dying! im dying! this is too funny... listen to him @ 15sec. ugh! lol
1luapeoj 8 months ago
Jesus falls for the fourth time
funkluv 8 months ago
@funkluv i am crying at this comment lmfao
bklynlaw22 5 months ago
LMAOOOO!!! OMG. Are we going to hell for this? What if we actually saw this happen to Jesus? Awww man lol
KidSon704 8 months ago
This is what you get for using superglue instead of nails and a hammer.
Str4t0sPh3rE 8 months ago
What if that's what actually happened and we're all going to Hell
it5ju5talx 8 months ago
Jesus didnt die from crucifixion, he fell and hit his head. Lol. Im Catholic, but wow, that is really funny.
STARZFAN31 9 months ago
Newton > God
Coscinen 9 months ago
this is hilarious.
desiretopleasehim 9 months ago
Jesus maaaaaaaaaaaad as shit
whoozthaboss 9 months ago
Lmbooooooooooooo
TOOPRETTY25 9 months ago
Featuring Tommy Chong as Jesus!
towheenee 9 months ago
How they just let the Lord bite the dust like that? Ooooh, nail Him riiiiiiight. Lmbo
divadoll38 9 months ago
Now....THAT is funny.
slimjim5474 9 months ago
RAPTOR JESUS is lawling!!
jchart7 9 months ago
LMaooooo! someone whispers in the background "psssst! Ray! Take him out" lmaooooo
kriola08 9 months ago
LOL!!! where was god to save him?
gskowal 9 months ago
I thought Jesus could fly? No wait, I'm thinking of Human Torch. Jesus can stretch real far.
trampus2 9 months ago
they just re-invented history.
CocainePancakes 9 months ago
OfficiallyIce'd
1313Steve1313 9 months ago 4
Lord have mercy...
GiiZUS 9 months ago
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Ebbony 9 months ago
lmao@0:16
Mase379 9 months ago
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Yh i think this Jesus is gonna need more than 3 days to be resurrected
tibury1991 9 months ago
Yh i think this Jesus is gonna need more than 3 days to be resurrected
tibury1991 9 months ago
dam diz g0t meh r0llin hellah hard!!!
95samoan 9 months ago
Crucifixion in this modern time and age?
No need to fall back to medieval barbarism ... just shoot the fucker!
fenriz218 10 months ago
Nails work much better than velcro
HafwayHolmes 10 months ago 2
What's with the wig ?
LAAR123 10 months ago
@LAAR123 I know, that wig makes him look like that Jesus in the movie Carrie....
moderadonna 10 months ago
he fell cause they angered god
diablossmirk 10 months ago
This Easter, let's spread the truth like Jesus did instead of perpetuating, deception, myths, and pleasure seeking. Go to TruthContest (dot)com and open The Present (with religion). Read this book to learn the truth about Jesus and his rise from death.
vividDC 10 months ago
Perhaps god was trying to tell them something fannying about like that. LOL
barriepenman 10 months ago
Ray, Ray, take him out, take him out (whispers)
LAAR123 10 months ago
You need to call on Jesus to help you learn the difference between"literally" and "figuratively." Because I watched it and didn't die laughing. Literally.
tommytimp 10 months ago
Is there a doctor in the house ? paramedic ? oh, shit ! call 911 !!
Oomsha 10 months ago
Deus vult
mrcuda 10 months ago
Every body who laughed is going to hell
gozman1995 10 months ago
@gozman1995 same with those who judge others.
I myself am going to Atlantis! Equally real!
TheScootyPuffer 10 months ago
Ok ...so i suppose there is a Crucifiction WIN somewhere? :P :P
Adastra14 10 months ago
JEEBUS GO BOOM
castletriglav 10 months ago
@hackmamut suck my shl0ng =P
andycomen 10 months ago
0:16 JESUS IS MAGIC
hackmamut 10 months ago
did he blaspheme when he grounded? XDXDXD
elzorro1975 11 months ago
dey tape him on the cross ay but yall need to stop playing with god realy doe
famliy60 11 months ago
fuck off jesus
AdvancingQuest 11 months ago
FAYUL
TheGirlOfPop96 11 months ago
lol failure
KidaMilo89 1 year ago
lol
KidaMilo89 1 year ago
Get rid of the carved image. It's a commandment! ~Exodus 20:4
monteindamiddle7 1 year ago
HE"S SUPPOSED TO WAIT THREE DAYS UNTIL HE RISES AGAIN. WHAT A CRAP JESUS.
TMATV1 1 year ago 10
@TMATV1 ... He did more than just wait. He descended to hell to take captivity captive. To defeat death. So that, yes you, can have eternal life. Maybe you should say thanks.
mccrady007 7 months ago
@mccrady007 He didn't exist you sad, friendless cretin. Go away and fuck a wee boy or something.
paulsmartialarts 7 months ago
@mccrady007 And maybe none of this happened.
lishey100 7 months ago
this is so sacrilgious, its funny :)
fraroc 1 year ago
lmfaoo
TheDairy123 1 year ago
Hippitus Hoppitus Reus Domine!
elbuenbeto666 1 year ago
RUN JESUS RUN!!!!!!!!!
liberator235 1 year ago 4
One large nail through the head should be enough
UninstallingWindows 1 year ago
Quick Jesus!... Make a run for it!
Stebsey1 1 year ago 3
Shoulda used real nails!
felixhelix420 1 year ago
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MisterMatthewRoberts 1 year ago
There's no business like show business
latice 1 year ago
That has to be the coolest thing I have ever seen...
modofacko 1 year ago
just keep singing......
AseekingTruth 1 year ago 2
I suggest using large nails.
credenza1 1 year ago 3
tee hee!
MrCrassuswild 1 year ago
bwahahahahhahahahah tooooooooooo funny
litiajarrod 1 year ago 2
Next time, secure the wrists to the pegs and get the cross outfitted with a secure crotch support! If you want a realistic one, a rhinocerous horn would be suitable (Justin Martyr, Dialogue with Trypho 91). But don't make it too realistic - its intended purpose was impalement according to Seneca's furious rebuttal to the poet Maecenas (Seneca, Moral Epistles 101:10-14) - and you're not doing porn here!
EdM021 1 year ago
That was funny as hell. Haha. (Pun)
TubePunch30 1 year ago
Priceless. Words cannot express.
TVWriterGuy 1 year ago
Chris Hardwick: "By the way, the church where that took place was named Our Lady of the Clumsy Christ. UP TOP!"
JamesCraven2007 2 years ago
se fudeu
cleciojustino 2 years ago
omg this is hilarious! u know jesus has to laugh at the funny things that happen to us!
dagoose2791 2 years ago
And you know damned well that Jesus is wathcing this and thinking to himself "See? -no one- does it as well as me!" then he laughs himself silly.
ShadowGryphon 2 years ago 3
blasphemy
andycomen 2 years ago
@andycomen It would have been so sad if there hadn't been at least one douchebag who made this comment. BTW, what kind of sick church is this? At some point in the celebrations do they actually eat the guy and drink his blood?
arslarga 1 year ago
@andycomen ur mom
hackmamut 10 months ago
fi-zi-zake to the fake yall
boognish1975 2 years ago
thats funny
dxbomber 2 years ago
He has Ris.........er FAIL!
kolipo 2 years ago
Im pretty sure that was my Uncle ron. Lol. (not kidding, i grew up at this church)
jlvjthela 2 years ago
OMG!!!!! I got teary eyes laughing!!!! funny,funny!
cecilitaf 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Alehira13 2 years ago
Fail Nails
d00derman 2 years ago
The audio makes this 100x more awesome(*crack* UHH!)
its0ver9thousand 2 years ago
He is risen!
pmdoerrie 2 years ago 3
hahahahahah
torchedbones1 2 years ago
Let's see Houdini do THAT.
Vertigo688 2 years ago
wtb nails
mjuad 2 years ago
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mjuad 2 years ago
crucifixion FAIL !
emerjlle1983 2 years ago
SOMEONE HELP JESUS BACK ONTO THE CROSS
ithildhelma 2 years ago 25
wuajajjajajjajajaja
a7xzackaryvengeance 2 years ago
What kind of church is this, Our Lady of the Clumsy Christ?
password341 2 years ago 2
@password341 Hooray! Now we're all going to Hell. Fantastical!
JamesCraven2007 1 year ago
jajjajaja
0stupidgirl20 2 years ago
where is your fucking god now?
JESUSCRISTODAVAOCU 2 years ago 4
ASUSHuaSHAUShuSAHuasHuhsa
chuck norris deu 3 dias pra g-zuiis.
e ele ressucitou...kkkkkkkkkkkk
vitinhuBsb 2 years ago
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slimpsy 2 years ago
He's escaping!!!!
Shoot him down, shoot him down!!!!!
meab83 2 years ago 5
Se fosse pregos Faria, o cabra num caia
uhauhauha
PauloFreitas218 2 years ago
haha! awesome!! lol
Juventinu 2 years ago
omg christ has fallen :P
noizeynick 2 years ago 2
You see, what they did wrong is when they crucified people, they put the nails through their wrists so stuff like that wouldn't happen. If you put it through the palm, like they did there, the nails just slide right through the hand, and the Christian falls right off the cross.
Spyd3rs 2 years ago 4
give him 3 days, HE WILL RESURRECT!
elportadordelus 2 years ago 2
haha christians (and or fanatics LOL) are fricken funny :)
babravenlenore 2 years ago
LMAO btw those aren't Christians...they're fanatics...
pickedaname 2 years ago
PLOP!
inurbano 2 years ago
Jesus, OMG, WTF, LOL.
alienorbiter 2 years ago
This ended up on Fail Blog's channel a couple of weeks ago. Classic Religion Fail
chimpstop 2 years ago
I'm a bit depressed this morning. Well, not anymore. Holy crap christians are retarded. Exhibit A.
canaanav 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sheikzini 2 years ago
"Jesus is risen!" *snap* "Oh shi-- JESUS IS DOWN. REPEAT, JESUS IS DOWN."
LOLWutAnonymous 2 years ago 46
@LOLWutAnonymous You made me laugh so hard I could barely click the Thumbs Up button!
CanTake8 10 months ago
hahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahhahaahaahahahaahahaahaahaahahh
GOTHSPICE 2 years ago
Devine intervention.
canaanav 2 years ago
Don't you ever fuck with Jesus!
thelastconti 2 years ago
Jesus.
Disharmony 2 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
These people should all be commited to a mental institution.
refused 2 years ago 4
jesus dont like imitators hahahahahahahaha
freakydrummerpro 2 years ago
Lmao ... snapped!
gloopsvega 2 years ago
BAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHhAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHABAHahHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJagAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGGAGAMAAAHahAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH1YQGI&TGKUYHKJDHGWWTRJYTGUHKJHRYTYIUHKJHGCFRFWIUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
nelliebellie4u 2 years ago
You have to admire how they tried to get him back up even though he looked unconscious.
gaiuscolinius 2 years ago 3
hahahahahaha
helmutnewton 2 years ago
mierda eres y en mierda te caeras
ianhate 2 years ago
the noise he made when he fell "ugnnhh"
and I loléd
mmnessa 2 years ago 2
Run Jesus, RUNNNNNN !!!
Johnnycwb 2 years ago
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
todeswalzer123 2 years ago
wtf kind of church is this
Bellmeazy 2 years ago 2
These people should all be commited to a mental institution.
SouthJerseyMatt 2 years ago
aufaufuaufu the best EVER!
MESTREVIPER 2 years ago
oh fuck i died laughing and now i'm posting from the afterlife jesus says hi
DeBurgo 2 years ago 2
Hail to my Lord JESUS!
zerostrongyou 2 years ago
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj +
FAIL !!!!
LMAO
dezcadena 2 years ago
More nails, more nails!
ilanissima 2 years ago
jajajajaja
pobre wn
XD
Wisepi26 2 years ago
paaaaaaaain!!!!!!!
enisse93 2 years ago
white Jesus= FAIL but very funny
truegraven 2 years ago
should have got the carpenter to build the crucifix... nubs
resaf 2 years ago
pwned
enocc 2 years ago
Did he died?
zortman66 2 years ago
jesus?
osopk 2 years ago
for your sins
unassumingcactus 2 years ago
i wish this was longer..so funny
tylersmyler 2 years ago
is this sacrilege of mine ou Jesus is a little drunk?
stuff4ever 2 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha...
nunof 2 years ago
LOL *This* is why you use nailed spikes.
Castaa 2 years ago 3
FAIL CHRIST!!
zaprutertape 2 years ago
Well now we know why he wept...
Babaziba 2 years ago
FAILblog.
mastachief1000 2 years ago
Jesus has fallen
Maplefield1 2 years ago
FAIL
Metalperse 2 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha .......... And then just keep going like nothing happened. LOL
JimCimEntertainment 2 years ago
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deathgigasxx 2 years ago