Mark Gatiss, Actor & Writer supports an #OnionPulitzer

[HeirOfTheDark]

Mark: "I AM MARK GATISS AND I WILL KILL AGAIN!" *evil glare*

Ian: "Are you ready to take the dog out, love?"

Mark: "Yeah, just coming!"

Oh god. Tears now. Actual tears. That was so funny.

[kiwigreeneyes]

Bloody hell... Gatiss you scared the living daylights out of me!

Brilliant, of course. And I think that you might have blown one of the speakers on my laptop...

[P0kitta]

Perfect human being <3

[horse4875]

I literally jumped out of my chair when he shouted.

[ellaanstuff]

I have an endless love for this man.

[Baikanure]

I'm Mark Gatiss and I'll kill again.

[ArtemisScribe]

.............totally ripping this off in a Moriarty fanfic

[AhoyWarschawa1389]

I have no words.

<3

[TheFredhead99]

MY GOD THIS MAN IS AMAZING

[candygirl52793]

I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing's happening.

[GraceMccThe1st]

Holy.

Shit.

[xoxojuliek]

One dislike? look like the committee saw the video. Or the writers of Elementary realized they will never be able to compare to this man and got jealous

[indielovesunicorns]

So glad I wasn't wearing headphones. Lol

Every Sherlockian needs to see this.

[DragonLover102034]

R.I.P headphone users.

LOL this made my day. : D

[guitarplayingnoelle]

Mycroft, keep calm and eat cake.

[NataliexK]

OMG, I LOVE HIM!

[ElementAlucard]

I admire the hell out of this man.

[EmoBella101]

THIS. IS. THE. BEST THING. EVER!!!!! 

[ProfessorHolmes]

he likes book

[ChocolateHeartPrince]

Oh Mark...how can you be so awesome and creepy at the same time?!

[iJenification]

@ChocolateHeartPrince

Because he's Godtiss.

[InSovietRussia141]

I AM MARK GATISS AND I WILL KILL AGAIN

[AwesomeAuror]

OH MY GOD.

[TheOldSpinster]

gaytiss - no but really? LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!

[cranberysawus]

Magnificent bit of madness here. Is it just me though, or do you think the Gatiss needs a little mustache with ends to twirl when he does things like this? Nothing ostentatious, just something nice that says, 'I don't need a white cat or a monocle.'

[MissMalfoyuno]

And now we know who wrote all Moriarty's lines...

[IAmTheNoodleFish]

The one person who disliked this was Mycroft's umbrella.

[Pyramonte]

I'm all for torturing and threatening people, but... insult their clothing? Mark, that's just CRUEL! It will destroy them! You can't do that. It's inhumane!!

[onewordthenanother]

Adore the ending to this. <3

[BlackthornBurial]

Anyone else think Evil!Mark sounds a bit like Emperor Palpatine?

[jadorefrank]

Could he be any more perfect?

[bigjedimullet]

I feel like Gatiss did this and then went, "Hey, just had a brilliant idea for Sherlock series 2! PAIN UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN"

[Janneinwonderland]

THIS is why I love you, Mark Gatiss.

[sallyh123]

LOL this made my day

[chibi013]

"I am Mark Gatiss, and I WILL kill again!"

"You ready to take the dog out, love?"

"Yeah jus' comming."

[rivetingtv]

MARK MARK MARK MARK MARK MARK

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[ArtemisJami3]

BOWS DOWN

I have never respected this man more...and now we know who wrote Moriarty's lines.

[theonethatwatched]

As Satan is my witness, this man is amazing.

[shethatsme]

That was Brilliant. He is hilarious. 

[whatiwasgoingtosay]

I will pull out your teeth one-by-one, and insult your clothing. He slays me.

[psycodollkiller666]

I have an erection...

[killedtv]

"I am Mark Gatiss, and I will kill again."

I can't... I am unable to comprehend how any human being could ever be so perfect.

[iTehHolli]

CRYING.

JESUS

CRRRRRRRYING OH MY GOD.

I AM MARK GATISS AND I WILL KILL AGAIN

I WAS SAD

BUT NOPE

[cellopants]

that last little glare at the camera. yes.

I am Mark Gatiss and I will kill again.

Right after I take the dog out.

BUT I WILL.

[NicoleInCursive]

GOLD. THIS IS GOLD!!!

[DarqueQueen7]

O.M.G. Honestly, need I write more? Absolute riot!

[ButterflySketch]

Mark Gatiss! :,D laughing, sort of love him but slightly scared as well! Loved the end part xD made my day. Gatiss is glorious!

obviously the one who writes Moriarty's lines for sure ^^

[lays304]

Nearly shit myself. Scared me lol

[OpportunityStrikes]

Oh jesus my ears oh god

Mark Gatiss you are amazing

[WolfShadow01011]

Mark Gatiss is the real Moriarty.

And Mycroft.

CONSPIRACY.

[98SkinnyLatte]

@WolfShadow01011 i approve of this theory.

[SkyeLuneXX]

Mark Gatiss: The one person on YouTubr able to fend off any and all dislikes.

[ElphieGalindafied]

@SkyeLuneXX Pretty sure someone disliked this simply because you said that. Oh well. Godtiss will find them and make them pay.

[SkyeLuneXX]

Start video.

Check volume.

Recheck volume.

Lean closer to computer.

Gatiss suddenly shouts in ear.

Jump a foot in the air.

[VotiveVendetta]

@SkyeLuneXX Oh. So I'm not the only one who did that? Thank Gallifrey.

[littleseal17]

now i know who writes Moriarty's lines

[vickycreator]

I love his forelock! Haha. When he suddenly shouted, I'm really scared!

[sofiaachan]

I've never admired Gatiss as much as I do after seeing this~<3

[icyflame2a]

Praise Godtiss!

[BetaArtemis]

*runs away* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rupeizluv]

Not sure if scared or aroused.....

[ThatKidEllie]

Only Mycroft would get crunk off tiramisu.

[dellydelldellums]

Not sure if I'm scared for my safety or just incredibly turned on by this.

[needalife94]

I would like to take this moment to thank whom I believe to be Ian Hallard, for reminding Mark of the dogs and thus saving humanity from his wrath.

[seizurecandy]

;___; I AM SCARED WAAAH

[CrunchTHEkangaroo]

Ladies~

[Mlovesfashion62]

THEY DONT NEED ANY ONE!

[TheRoundCircle]

BLESS.

[MsSheeep]

Godtiss.

Nough said.

[Exayevie]

I jumped at 0:50

Then I laughed raucously and uncontrollably for the rest of the video.

[LeDerpaHerp]

I believe he says "Are you ready to take the dog out love?"

[minopoke]

What did the person off-screen say?

[TheParadoxSocks]

@minopoke Are you ready to take the dog out, love?

[shrivak]

mwa-ha-ha-ha.

._.

[HeathsHarleyQuinn]

Mark Gatiss, you made my day, and made me jump you scared me there. Godtiss, I love you.

[lulabell0]

That wonderful, beautiful, scary man

[BeccaDu]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand stick the ending by taking out the dog!

[ohsnaps101]

Oh. My. God. I cannot even handle this... Hahahahaha!! :D

[EvilNerdProductions]

Whoa he is just so awesome

[Cobbledstories]

Oh my god beautiful things

[givemetimeandacrayon]

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

"I will kill again."

[AirLoomer]

I'm desperately trying to see exactly what books are on the shelves behind him. I feel like if I read enough of them, I some of that Gatiss!brilliance might rub off on me.

[cranberysawus]

Well, that's your problem right there. You get yourself a demonic cardigan and things just spiral out of control. XD

[HollyLionTamerGirl]

Oh Mark! You and your little curl thing and your woolly cardigan and your face and your (I'm guessing) husband with your dog and I love you!

<3

[Clairembify]

Mycroft just needs to say this to Moriarty ; this little fashionable Irish psychopath who listens to too much disco would be scared shitless.

[QuantumPille]

I'm gonna have nightmares from this, but it was worth it. Mark Gatiss is brilliant.

[babyxdanii101]

"You ready to take the dog out love?" "Yeah just coming O.o"

[Rihannaiskool1]

I love you Mark... <3

[whitewashedlife]

Oh, GODtiss... I've nothing else to say but "Think gay! I always do!"

[vidaliadear]

#foreverlove

[lolgirl607]

so lolzy

[jassflower]

What a lovely fluffy jumper. And I will kill again.

[Iamamfallingupward]

HIS EYEBROWS.

[aderyntan]

MYCROFT YOU ARE DRUNK

[HEARTLESSnumber9]

@aderyntan more like "YOU ARE INTOXICATE." XD

[3starshine]

You spectacular man.

[miceruletheworld42]

Hah! After watching this, I sent my best friend a text that said, "I will pull out your teeth one by one and INSULT YOUR CLOTHING." He responded, "Why? I like my clothes!" *facepalm* Ohhh dear...

Mark Gatiss, you are made of awesome.

[MrQwyzm]

I will pull out your teeth one by one and insult your clothing.

NO! NOT THE CLOTHING!

[boobunny60]

i had to watch this twice. Once to just look at him and then again to pay attention to what he was saying. Mark Gatiss, you are amazing!!!!!

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

Mark Gatiss, you own my heart.

[HatoriXKana4evr]

The love I have for this man knows no bounds <3

[TheMorfiend]

Expected nothing less from one of the League of Gentlemen. Classic.

[bluebanshee3]

i wish to hug him.

[Luxlloth]

Mycroft!!!! =D

[tdnich]

My favorite by far.

[RuleNr34]

Hi Mycroft! When you take the dog out, don't forget the umbrella. You might need it for twirling purposes.

[Ceridwen811]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why British actors > American actors.

[wertests215]

@Ceridwen811 I'm an American, and I approve this message.

[narc0manic]

I was shaking with laughter even when I was scared to death of him. God, this man, THIS MAN. <3

[hakaasha]

Godtiss for the win.

also, is it sad I couldn't help thinking at various points during the video, "that would be an awesome thing for Mycroft to say"?

[DaleksinTopHats]

@hakaasha Same.

[Probablyacowtbh]

Ahhh Mark <3

[ssbaum]

Wow, That was amazing. =O

Loved the ending.

[lilxgirlyxtimexlord]

ahhh this is so funnyyyyyy!!!!! <3 love mark so much x

[Sherlockology]

He is actually really really really nice in person. Don't be afraid...

[SkyIaam]

Godtiss <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Seriously though, this man here is my ultimate rolemodel!! // Swedish gay girl.

[deeema107]

ready to take the dog out, love?....hahahahahahahahaha

[whynarwhal]

awww the ending.

[Utharas]

This is glorious. I love it.

[oldieXP]

Do not listen to this with earbuds unless you can adjust volume VERY FAST.

[ficklefiend]

He made my speakers rattle..

[MazzieEowyn]

The first time I watched this I involuntarily jumped.

[buzookabob]

holy shit



[InspectorHound2]

"I am Mark Gatiss, and I will kill again."

Who… who IS THAT?

I am a straight man, and I think I'm in love.

[NoctisVeritas]

@InspectorHound2 He´s a British actor/writer:)

[kajicarter]

LOL! And now we see what too many Hammer films at an impressionable age will do to you.

[mawknation]

@kajicarter There is no such thing as too many Hammer films.

[lordhaku]

@mawknation I take it you saw his (rather brilliant) documentaries, then?

[mawknation]

@lordhaku No, but now I'm going to need to keep an eye out!

[uhsfeth]

This is the best thing I've ever seen! I love Mark Gatiss. I

[MsStarsea]

I will pull out your teeth one by one and INSULT YOUR CLOTHING.

[nellytheninkynonk]

And insult your clothing...

[WatercolourHazard]

This man has an amazing personality that enables him to make me laugh and feel happy even when I'm absolutely broken. Love him! Thank him =)

[craisins95]

Go with Godtiss.

[ProfessorAlaska]

PRAISE GODTISS.

[Jennypentaru]

Hello Pulitzer Dave.... You're MY wife now.

[dellarwoowoo]

Mark Gatiss killed my computer speakers. It's funny how lives cross over.

[arianedevere]

All hail the Gatiss.

[CombinationError]

He is my favourite person of all the persons. Praise Godtiss. Yes, it's spelled like that. He is a fierce god.

...and dear lord did he just scare the crap out of me.

[Tonxie]

When he yelled at the computer I actually jumped. xD

Gatiss, I love you.

[LinkaNeo]

Argh guys you spelled his name wrong... it's ''Gatiss''. Fail.

[kaiitre]

"As Satan as my witness." I love you, Mark. Just amazing.

[renumeratedfrog]

The books behind him are just as intimidating as his psychotic demeanor.

[pompelmousse69]

lobster man D:

[ginger0215]

I'm scared shitless. But convinced. 

[iamsoftlad]

Quifftastic!