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  • This makes more sense than the actual video. Craig is the best :D

  • I'm just waiting for someone to try and make these sounds using a keyboard

  • Hahahaha love it

  • lol hes hilarious

  • Brilliant he's not that bad at impersonations 

  • I would so date this man. I love his voice. Read me a bedtime story with your sexy voice, Craig.

  • Goddamn it every time I watch it I laugh more

  • Absolutely hilarious!

  • damn I almost pissed my pants watching this!

  • Tom didn't make the parody? THIS GUY DID!? Damn and i thought tom was joking...

  • I don't which is funnier his wig or his gimmicks

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  • xDDD Haha craig ferguson is a comedy god!! this guy can nearly do everything!!

  • tom is just loosing his mind ? c'mon guy get out of the closet

  • Hahahahaha... Hahahahahahhahhaahh awesome!

  • KARATE! KARATE!

  • this was actually more sussesfull in conveying the essence of scientology

  • that is so fucking funny lol tic tic pis pis reowwwwwwwwwww haaaaaaaaaaa tici tic

  • Tom Cruise is a pussy and a weirdo.

  • this is the funniest video ever!!!!!! can't stop laughing :)

  • I would convert to Fergusology if he ever decides to start a religion....

  • please do this with christianity

  • And now... For a real laugh... The actual Tom Cruise Video!

  • I don't quite understand what I just saw

  • This is hillarious!!!!!

  • your either on board....or your not. With me....without me.....with me........without me

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  • zzikaka pu! lololololol I'm cryiiiing

  • this reminds me of the Charles Manson video where the reporter asks him something like "Who is Charles Manson?" and he replies with just doing a buncha crazy faces

  • This so beyond classic for me.... get's me every time!

  • dont talk bad about scientology or the evil space lord xenu will steal your soul

  • Scientology is brainwashing many of americans. Childrens are getting told lies, get scientology out!

  • @mathsucksmetalrocks as opposed to all the other religions out there. Maybe if we get enough of these new cults it will shed light on how ridiculous the old ones are too, even if they have millions of members.

  • THis Vid Makes My Day .

  • omg he is so awesome :) one of the rare men that can make my day everyday :D

  • 431 people don't know how to deal with an SP!!!!

  • I've got tears streaming down my face and I can't freakin breathe! Great stuff.

  • Craig is god, nuff said lol

  • I love you Craig Ferguson. The Tom Cruise one is just sad and creapy.

  • Spot On, Fergie.

  • Half the time I thought Craig was impersonating someone with Turret's Syndrome :/

  • WOW THAT WAS GOOD

  • This is why I love Craig Ferguson. xD

  • this guy is the funniest of all the late night show hosts. he is such a natural and i do wish it was not the late late show,,im too tired at twelve thirty to see him most nights.. so i have to take dave lettermen as i fall asleep..i like dave hes cool too but craig is the number one guy in my opinion.

  • I'm hoping Craig isn't subjected to L. Ron Hubbard's infamous 'Fair Game' policy of harassing people who make fun of Xenu and friends !

  • classic

  • "How do I deal with an SP well just an SP I'm just... PHITHP! PHITHP! I'm like.. APHITHP! I don't.. HEEIHH AHHAHH! I just KARATE KAR... HYELH! HHAH! AHAHAHAHHA "gasps" AHAHAHAHAHAA!"

  • ..and yet Ferguson is still more coherent that Cruise.

  • This makes me giggle like an idiot no matter how many time I see it, completely bonkers!

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooool....."i'm serious"

  • god when he said "im serious" at the end i fucking lost it man! that was some funny shit

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  • MY SIDES HURT, THANK YOU LATE LATE SHOW FOR TRANSLATEING WHAT HE SAID TO ENGLISH LOL

  • "If scientology is a church, then the mafia is a church too." Wilfried Handl. Ex-Chief Executive of scientology, Austria.

  • LOL

  • We are a mass of mass carwling on the surface of a tiny speck in some tiny cloud in some unknown location of the universe. THe universe cares nothing for us.

  • In the earlier seventies LRH established (from his auditing and contacts with alien commanders) that the planet had only a few years to survive.

  • @jnycnuk Ok, so he missed the mark a little on that one. Oh well...at least he got to chat with real alien commanders. I only get my sci-fi thrills second hand, from Star Wars :(

  • Also, there is a difference between compatible with, and inspired by or emulated. One is the cart, the other the horse.

  • @TheilluminatiOrder Ok, if I actually said "inspired by" instead of "compatible" my point would still b the same. It's actually what I meant. I'm glad u mentioned this, because I'd like to point out: if Hubbard indeed emulated Freemasonic/Rosicrucian/Theoso­phical tenets, then how could the spiritual aspects of his system be bogus??? This is the crucial point here. If ppl say that it's bogus, then the Freemasonic/Rosicrucian/Theoso­phical/Kabbalistic ideas are also false too right? But they arent!

  • @TheNewAeon2012 Bingo buddy.

  • @TheNewAeon2012 How you distinguish truth from falsity? Why do the philosophies of classical and ancient theistic philosophies ring true to you and the materialist philosophies of Democritus ring false, despite Democritus having predicted the existence of atoms? Humanity is slowly learning to be more mature and truth is slowly being revealed.

  • @TheilluminatiOrder Ok, so Mr. D predicted the existence of atoms (btw, this should make me proud of having Greek blood in my veins). That's just the materialistic side of reality; materialistic science. Like I said before, I noticed ur materialistically inclined early on in the debate, so clearly I'm not expecting u to accept any "theistic philosophies" as u put them.

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  • @TheNewAeon2012 @TheilluminatiOrder

    You're both obvious OSA trolls trying to distract and change the subject away from $cientology. BUSTED.

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  • @enolapayback Jesus, what a moron!...Just because we got into a discussion that went off on an interesting tangent it's suddenly a conspiracy now??!? I continued my discussion with IlluminatiOrder on his channel comment page and on email as well. So who were we distracting there, u fool??! We totally forgot about Scientology after some point. It's people like you the Illuminati love, because ur so easily led and have no lateral thinking...studying some Scientology might actually wake you up!

  • Heribert Pfaff checked into Room 758 at the Fort Harrison Hotel. He had brought about $100,000 to finance his visit. His wife, Anita, told police she was staying with friends so she wouldn't be awakened by the seizures her husband had been having since he quit taking his medicine.

    On Aug. 28, 1988, Pfaff's nude body was found upside down hanging out of his bed. An autopsy determined that a seizure probably caused his death.

    The $100,000 disappeared, says Georg Pfaff, his brother.

  • Ahh so hate is how you make people like you.

  • Religion is nutty in general, Scientology is just the latest development in a scam that has been going on for the last 2000+years.

  • Is it just me or does that remind anyone else of the dad from Growing Pains?

  • It's funny how we have singled out Scientology as something completely bat-shit crazy, when it is actually far saner and within the realms of possibility than Christianity, Islam and any 'proper' religions.

  • @TheilluminatiOrder Interesting point, my friend...I've been trying to tell people this but no one seems to listen.

  • @TheNewAeon2012 Don't get me wrong, I am not a scientologist. I think Scientology is the logical conclusion of the American self-help culture. Scientology is also the result of magical thinking and religion. So to single Scientology out without looking at the history, is wrong. When you value comfort over truth, and subjective opinion over methodologically deduced reality, then Scientology is what you get. Blame society.

  • @TheilluminatiOrder Well, I wouldn't classify myself as a "Scientologist" either...I wouldn't classify myself as anything really. However I do admit that, in my search for spiritual wisdom, it is one of the many things I have studied along the way and I have gained positive things from it (I also disagree with certain things). I would recommend it as a course of study to truthseekers out there, since it is clearly the premier "new age" philosophy of the 20th Century and hence is worth studying

  • @TheNewAeon2012 Scientology has no philosophical value or merit. It is not based on science, reason or common sense. Although it does bring comfort to some. it is primarily about making money and most of its doctrines are self-protective. Such as the dismissal of psychiatry and psychology to limit its followers contact with materials that could cause them to realise the suggestion and influence that Scientology lords over them.

  • @TheilluminatiOrder Fine, this is what u think, I'm not interested in arguing. However, I will say that psychiatry and psychology are full of sh*t irrespective of what Scientology says about them. There are many groups that oppose psychiatry/psychology & a lot of ppl can see that something's not right. I was naturally averse to psychiatry/psychology since I was a teen and I'd never even heard of Scientology then, or about Meditation, etc. As I said, it's merely ONE of the subjects I have studied

  • @TheNewAeon2012 I have an A-level in Psychology, nothing special. And it is not in doubt that behaviour, like all things, can be studied and predicted. Mental illness can be, and has been treated and cured. I think what you have a problem with, and I do 2, is the profiting off of people who r mentally ill and vulnerable. But that only really happens in privatised health care systems anyway. In a capitalised system, it is in the institutions best interest to keep people coming back. That is wrong

  • But it is incredibly ironic, that Hubbard would speak out so openly about psychology and write it into the Scientology doctrine when he was a prolific voice in the new-age healing movement. Dianetics was a pseudo-freudian self help system based on a model of the mind put forth by Jung in the early 1900s. Hubbard did what all frauds do and that is to take scientific jargon and use it to create a loose metaphysical self help mumbo jumbo 2 dupe the vulnerable.

  • @TheilluminatiOrder Yes, well, some may think it as metaphysical "mumbo jumbo", however I (and others apparently) have found it is compatible with all the other "mumbo jumbo" that comprises the teachings of the Mystery Schools, such as the Freemasons, Rosicrucians, etc, etc. I can't see how advanced students of the Spiritual Path cannot see this. The fact is there have been countless prominent figures in the "New Age" movement that have, at some time, dabbled in Scient. They weren't dupes 4sure!

  • @TheNewAeon2012 If you say so. But there is a tried and tested "baloney detection kit" as Sagan eloquently put it. And that is logical deduction and double blind methodological testing. Also there is a stark distinction between philosophy and new age mysticism. One is a con and hijacks the terminology of the other and falsely applies it. The new age movement is not a movement at all. I have a philosophy degree and love the study of human thought and ideology.

  • @TheilluminatiOrder Ok, now u've just proven that everything u say on your profile is bogus, my friend! For the love of God...Carl Sagan!? No one claiming to belong to a family of the "good Illuminati" (if that even exists) would take Sagan's Humanist filth seriously. I detected a materialistic tendency, from previous posts, but this one proves ur virtually an atheist. A tru philosopher would feel nauseous after reading Sagan. Aritsotle, Plato, Pythagoras, Descartes, Hubbard good...Sagan bad

  • @TheNewAeon2012 Also, Sagan is a hero of the scientific community and his books talk at length about the futility of meaning. He follows on from Albert Camus who called the human need for order and causality as "the denial of absurdism. The only people who reject people like Sagan, Russell, hawking and modern day philosophy are people, still holding on to old models of reality. The more humanity learns and the deeper we go into the quantum realm, the more order breaks down.

  • @TheilluminatiOrder Ok, are u trying to test me now or smth? Ru trying to see if I'm worthy to join your Lodge or whatever it is? If you're bringing up quantum physics, then ur contradicting your materialistic views. We both know that quantum physics turns Newtonian, mechanistic, materialistic science on its head. You're well read, so u know quantum physics doesn't gel with assh*les like Sagan. Why do u bring up quantum physics? Now I'm confused as to what u exactly believe...

  • @TheNewAeon2012 Quantum physics is non-Newtonian. In the quantum physical world all causality and order breaks down which goes against the idea of universal purpose. And it is a score 1 for chaos theory, fractal theory and M-theory, neither of which factors in, or needs a creator or deity. Stephen hawking and Lawrence krauss the 2 most prestigious physicists working in the field of quantum physics agree that the god hypothesis is dead and invalid. and if you look at the data, you can only agree.

  • @TheilluminatiOrder But, the Newtonian macro physics that we all observe is the result of quantum fluctuations. For example, gravity exists because mass warps space time and creates a well that effects matter i n the way that we observe. We also only experience thermodynamic sequences because of the nature of our composition. Yet Time is actually non-linear and exists as a dimension that has no beginning or end. So the quantum world reveals. Therefore time and energy is eternal.

  • @TheilluminatiOrder yes, I know Quantum physics is Non-Newtonian. That's why i said it turns Newtonian science on its head, i.e: it turns it upside down. Unfortunately I've heard about Hawking's latest theory too. It made me ill, just like Sagan's

  • @TheNewAeon2012 But we already know that order can come from chaos and disorder, this has been a main focus of modern science. . The newton model has already been shown to be incomplete and has since been changed. That order can, and does arise from disorder, does not mean that the order we see is any less ordered and predictable. Did you read Hawking's book and follow up the footnotes? Or did you merely read it and reject it?

  • @TheilluminatiOrder I did not even care to read it

  • @TheNewAeon2012 Why not? Are you that intellectually dishonest that you just shut your eyes and ears to anything and everything that contradicts your world view? Look at the work of Lawrence krauss and Steven hawking, michio kaku etc. Work that is not mere opinion. But backed by observable evidence. If you do not care to realise the truths that these studies hold then that is up to you.

  • Funny but not very accurate. This guy makes Tom Cruise look saner than he actually is.If Cruise walked around behaving like that in real life, you'd think he was a Scientologist or something.

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!

  • I've never really 'taken' to Craig Ferguson but any-1 who takes the piss out of Tom Cruise goes way up in my estimation.This was fricking hilarious! Any chance Tom will make a guest appearance on the Late,Late Show,lol.

  • ROFLMFAO...Ferguson is such a fucking whack-job, but he rocks!! Best impersonation of TC, ev4r!

  • Even more terrifying than the original.

  • he's got a serious case of british comedyitis.

  • Spot on!

  • Craig LOVE that you take this on - and dead on sendup.

  • i have cancelled this in my area

  • Hey, Tom Cruise is a deep, selfless humanitarian whose Scientology theories should be the basis of collegiate studies for decades to come. Naw, just kidding, I think he's an ass. Kudos, Craig!

  • Doesn't he look a bit like Dennis Hopper at times during this? xD

  • This is why I watch Craig and his cussing bunny!!!!

  • Period.

  • good because its bad

  • That about sums it up, alright.

  • i have cancelled that in my area!! wheehahahhaha! third time watching, here we go again!

  • Guffaw!! I love me some Craig!!

  • not funny 

  • @izlamiztruth NO U!!

  • @izlamiztruth Anything that takes the piss out of Tom and his silly cult is funny!

  • Sadly, this even makes more sense than the Tom Cruise Scientology video.

  • That is the funniest shit!!! it made no sense..the impression was way off and way on at the same time..brilliant.

  • lol

  • Funny, lol.

  • This man is so incredibly UNDERRATED it is INCREDIBLE!

  • @pcfxer "From the people who brought you beeeeer milkshakes"

  • I watched this now 10x in a row and was always laughing to the tears. Am I an Aspie and have to cancel this from my area?

  • You know what? This makes more sense than the real thing.

  • this is stupid.

  • @IloveHamlet

    NO U!!!

    Hey next time, PROTIP: Try to put some thought into your comment. Discuss the things you liked, offer suggestions for imporvement, maybe do some resarch to make sure you know what the joke is... etc. Might help. You can also apply it to your life and be a contributing member of society. Or you can stay OTI and just be a fail troll. your choice. oh by the way:

    -2/10

    My grandma could be a better troll.... and she's dead.

  • I'm serious

  • this is so funny i looooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvv­vvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee this

  • omg this made me crack up laughing. his expressions were hillarious

  • EPIC!and i was wondering if i was the only who thought "why tom cruise is speaking with sounds" when i saw his "leaked" vid! :D

  • German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.

  • @wwwtotalitaerde Yes. Germany is full of hatred. That's why it is one of the world's foremost advocate of gays, woman's rights, and is why a global poll voted them the world's most positive influence. I guess that's also why whenever something promotes Nazism, Germany is the first to condemn it. Do some research next time before you spew out biased, absurd bullshit.

  • @kevinrocks2323 Yes, Germany...

    Germany in 1938 held an international congress on legal issues in Berlin. In a resolution the US was blamed for not treating their black population like the white population. And today it is exactly the same. Germany is always blaming other countries while every German is lying for his Deutschland.

  • I'm Scottish. His accent is totally fucking annoying and fake as fuck.

  • @MaverickJack66 stfu asshole his accent kicks the shit out of ur fake ass shit

  • @ilikespore16 you've never even heard me talk... this guy is not scottish. He's just annoying like most american tv hosts.

  • @MaverickJack66 I don't know if you know anything about Craig, but he is most definitely Scottish. He just got his American citizenship a couple years back. Look it up.

  • i think u threw a little Christopher Walken in there somewhere lol

  • Too sane.

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  • If only Tom Cruise could act this well.

  • tom rules

  • 1:07 to 1:15 are by far the funniest 8 seconds I have seen. I keep reclicking 1:07 and continously laughing

    "BREEEE ziki ki poo poo AHH HA HA HA HA!!!!"

  • @ThePoetech Hah! If I am ever in a down mood, I just watch that same part over and over. I can't help but smile

  • i have cancelled that in my area lol

  • BULL'S EYE

  • stupid tom cruise

  • LMFAO oh Craig xD

  • lov it!

  • Even with the thick Scottish accent, this is the best Cruise impersonation I've ever seen.

  • jealous much?

  • scientology is a study of... science??! I don't think it's even worth calling it a "religion". It's just a serious club poking fun of various secret service organizations... for entertainment value because it really doesn't make any sense to a majority of people.

  • @QuoGirl Scientology = 'the study of knowledge.' Which is a total misnomer and about as redundant as phobophobia or philophilia, but there it is.

  • Scientology is an extremely dangerous greedy unscrupulous SATANIC criminal cult!!! Scientology Kills, Scientology ruins lives, abuses children, lies, deceit, protects rapists, forced abortions, uses intimidation to silence, splits up families, assault, defamation, false imprisonment and fraud, false reports, litigious, families losing their life savings, No ot powers, Tommy Davis is a liar. David Miscavige beats his staff, Criminal Enterprise, TOXIC ORGANIZATION, Stiffs Contractors, HAIL SATAN!
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • xzzzzzzzzzzziga I'm Serious!!!

  • *Random noises*

    I'm serious.

  • every time I watch it it makes me laugh :D

  • 0.51-0.52, the funniest part i think...

  • well, what I understood is that scientologist needs to stop his car, take the victim to a closed environment, submit the victim to a series of tests to find out if he or she is worthy for the coming of XENU and brainwash him or her to become a scientologist and pay idiotic amounts of cash to level up, before taking the victim to a hospital...

    so in that context, the damage would be NOT to be a scientologist first and a human later eg bleeding and having broken bones...

    he stops, he repairs!

  • Funny as it is, Craig Ferguson makes more sense than Cruise did on the original video.

  • that was the funniest shit ever. thank you!

  • Oh, thats what the car thing was about...always wondered of what he really ment...

  • @tartupets He meant a Scientologist would feel obligated to help out the people working to fix whatever damage they can from the car wreck, like take someone to the ER or something. At least thats what I understood, from the words he used and the context.

  • @stfwho He did mean that, but that's where I thought: who wouldn't? If I see an accident happen, I'd stop as well to see if I could help, call an ambulance or w/e. That's only normal!

  • @xxAlchemistressxx Yeah, lots of Scientology is just common sense that they throw some sci-fi on and sell to you =P

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLOL ROTFLMAO