Victorian Secrets

[Jleetkid]

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[BIGBLUBLUR]

5SF comment section, as told by two strapping gentlemen.

[rainbowIchigo]

I CAME HERE FROM THE NELLIS FANGROUP'S JOURNAL ON DA

AND LITERALLY SPAT OUT MY COFFEE

HOLY FUCK LMAO

[musican426]

@rainbowIchigo OMIGOD I DID TOO!!!! NELLIS 4EVER!!!!

[LetCorgisHaveWings34]

*Blinks.*

Nick?...

[omegakratos123]

I came here because in the thumbnail there were a lot of "tits".

[sladikk]

Quite spiffing, I say, chaps!

[flashmate100]

why they speak about tits without wearing pants? oh right.

[Minechomp]

( o Y o )

[Serpette94]

the artist !

[HoboNinja69]

annnnnnnybody else notice they're not wearing pants?

[AngryNorwegianDude]

According to the general mood and stylishly conceived thought pattern that frequents this honourable wireless channel's established moving pictures, I voice a plea that this marvelously entertaining piece of projected imagery is updated in a version where the text is enveloped in its ongoing style, thus making the guiding text in the middle of the short act saying "bosoms" and not simply the utterly vulgar and slightly demoralizing utterance of "tits".

[fifoffjfufs]

Maple leaf rag.

[Dafoodmaster]

@fifoffjfufs yep

[WastelandGamer]

Thumbnail gave it away...

[tfhkyoshi]

I only clicked on this video because of the thumbnail.

[TheBSFranklin]

So simple, so stupid yet so brilliant... like a rubber ball in a grassy field

[sqrlaway0]

then they went out back and shot each other.

[Toetalwar]

What is the name of that song? I can never figure it out

[BlueRushAlt]

The thumbnail Alone was enough to make me fave.

[loriparker666]

lol

[PhysicsofCod]

I liked the part where they talked about tits.

[pinonoir302]

That was the good old days!

[Badquack]

why arent they wearing pants?

[verbioo]

@Badquack The question is,why aren't you?

[Badquack]

@verbioo touche

[SuperGeneralD]

I didn't know that Victorian Secrets was so old.

[Totema1]

I have seen this several times, and only just now have I realized that these two gents are pantless.

[pokeybadger]

The internet in a nutshell.

[4568plonk]

tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits...

My life in 10 words

[wererat2000]

nope, not as epic as the coment section on their website.

[mszumixer]

new favorite

[Miurator]

/poker face

[manert]

..does this vid get more views just because of the WORD tits? xD

[AerialBack]

@manert yeah i bet so

[Bluethecrazy8]

They are not wearing any pants.................

[LoLIceCream123]

@TheENTERRAPTURE17 Trololo

[ZerkHunted]

why my google chrome is crashing after I watched this video? 5 times...

[CrinkleCutBeatroot]

@ZerkHunted It's because an advert is supposed to play at the end of 5sf's films. I recommend getting AdBlock Plus. FUCK YOU ADVERTISERS, I PISS ON YOUR PRODUCTS AND SERVICES

[MaxOfS2D]

@CrinkleCutBeatroot ads pay for your free content

[CrinkleCutBeatroot]

@MaxOfS2D Yes, but I don't have to look at them :) It's better than the old days when I would click mute and close my eyes

[bf2lover42]

@MaxOfS2D Ads pay for something we had for free. Ads pay someone else for YOUR free content.

[MaxOfS2D]

@bf2lover42 I hope you realize 80% of the ad revenue goes to 5secondfilms's team?

[bf2lover42]

@MaxOfS2D Source, confirmation or quote?

[MaxOfS2D]

@bf2lover42 myself

because that's what i get with youtube ads

[bf2lover42]

@MaxOfS2D YouTube happened to enjoy assfucking me, so I had to remove MY ORIGINAL content because of false copyright claims that I tried to dispute with no avail, not to mention that I never saw a dime from ads.

Also, every 5sec videos just crashes at the end with no ad and I don't even have Ad Block installed.

[Bloodcurse13]

@MaxOfS2D Hey... What are you doing on a 5secondfilms vid? You should be mass producing videos EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY FOR US WHO LOVE YOU.

[lochlandb]

always read the description with these videos. they are amazing

[pwnzorgod]

Does anyone else notice that hes not just saying tits a bunch of times, but a well thought out sentence? Check the commas...

[akjk123123]

Shining end credits music needed.

[crossxfuse]

and then Victoria's Secret was made.

[Trax2oooK1ng]

i love the music

[BlueBajs]

@Trax2oooK1ng Maple Leaf Rag

[WajinTom]

The miniature spoils all

[RaTcHeT302]

Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 agrees.

[TisJacob]

I really don't like how the youtube "Related/promoted" video pop-up is now leading into the video and covering up the ending.

[azjhoolies]

Did NOONE else notice they had no trousers on?!?!?

[TheWaffles4life]

@azjhoolies your right, no one else noticed. no one in the whole world. you were the sole person to witness the joy of 2 men having no pants. is your mother proud?

[azjhoolies]

@TheWaffles4life OH BOY! Random confrottation! Just want I want today....Piss off, dammit! Oh, and my mothers dead, Fucker.

[kevlonk]

I have a preferred inclination for posteriors of exceptional size, and I tell no falsehood.

Others whom I consider to be my brethren can issue forth neither denial nor denunciation upon the subject.

[kevlonk]

@CivilianScoot GRABBIN TITS

[Bauerpower95]

@CivilianScoot I don't get it ahahah

[dansflamable]

The thumbnail ruined the punchline for me. :(

[InjectedWithAPoison]

@dansflamable My thought exactly. Change the thumbnail!

[gibbygoldy]

Riveting tale, chap! 

[Superdwiggen]

Humor was much more sophisticated back then.

[MriPhoneTube]

?

Like If You Thought The Same Thing ....

[fuckingchickenrape]

( . Y . )

[TheRooster94]

@fuckingchickenrape I fucking love your username in the same way I fucking love funbags

[poopmcdoopdoop]

Does any one else notice that they're not wearing pants?

[FranklinHenryBluth]

jake and Amir is hilarious

[DeltaAirlines12]

Crashed my damn browser about..

[SmashLiXs]

i don't get it

[thing1thatiam]

@SmashLiXs Its supposed to be a play on "Victoria's Secret" and a mash-up of creepy pervy guys from the silent films.

[ShadoTheBrainTheif]

@SmashLiXs Sucks to be you.

[SmashLiXs]

@ShadoTheBrainTheif eh 

[Kroitk]

Why, this here be a pair of mighty humorous fine gents

ಠ_ರೃ

[Liteboyiam]

ah, the good ole days.

[boltsguy21]

why all 5sf gentlemen are named Woolthorp & Pendergrast?

[fawnfromdown]

Where is that 1911 Youtube button when you need it?

[0000croco0000]

Tits. WHOOA!!!

[captainjaster1]

NO PANTS :D

[LegoJunk128]

@CivilianScoot ASSNICK

[DiinoxRawrCSS]

@CivilianScoot Do you know what suck the heads mean?

[UberMetallMaschine]

@CivilianScoot explain please :(

[Stonezorz]

@UberMetallMaschine

The character Nick in the game has a line where he says "tits", alot of Garry's Mod machinima use the line for remix purposes :P

[darksupersonic09]

@UberMetallMaschine do u know what suck the hats means ???

[Parkjimin950521]

What the second guy said? :(

[horsegirle123]

It took me more time to read the description than watch the video

[spoofsrocks13]

Why do I predict this will have more views than the Nevada culture thing

[johnk3363]

Makes me wish 1911 mode was still around. 

[darksupersonic09]

@johnk3363 i think it is u just have to put something at the end of the url (dunno what exactky ;D )

[sankarawiz]

People keep talking about getting the joke/ Call me stupid but I think they're reading into it too much

[Variecs]

*later, in hell*

tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits.

tits.

[CryingWindmillFP]

tits

[NDawgHoyt]

Thumbs up if you recognized the backround music.

[JanitorMaster]

I use to laugh like that.

[landioma]

Nick.

[xxxgeoxxx670]

I always have to watch the video over again to understand the joke :)

[pmunkyandpals11]

saucy xD

[Mochme]

WOOLTHORP AND PENDERGRAST!

[WackaPacManWacka]

They're wearing no pants.

[Dummweltschutz]

@WackaPacManWacka lolz - in UK "pants" mean underwear ^^

[HamSandwich09]

Hey everyone

Tits.

Fuck yeah.

[murphy3162]

"you are already subscribed to 5secondfilms"

[TehCthulhu]

I laughed but the music seemed out of place.

[Shadogal94]

look at the tags.

"old dirty joke tits"

...i gotta get me a pair of those!

[walruspictures]

i farted after the video ended

[crazychilidog]

Victoria you ignorant slut. 

[Foxfool228]

I'm expecting a series that explains their imminent challenge to a duel now.

[ivanpwns895]

they're called 5 second films but all their videos are 8 seconds long

[BMHMA2]

@ivanpwns895 2 seconds intro 5 seconds video 1 seconds outro

[TheSouthCompass]

@ivanpwns895 oh....my...god....

[HlynurOskar557]

Tits,Tits,Tits,Tits,Tits,Tits,­Tits,Tits,

[MrDarling1502]

boobs

[Sx0xRx4]

I like the part where he said "tits" . :P 

[DeadmauFIVEisCorrect]

@Sx0xRx4 He didn't.

[kbd668]

watch this in 240p in fullscreen for a more realistic version

[SuperRollyTrolly]

Is that the Maple Leaf Rag I hear? I say, good chap! Exquisite choice!

[Packers909]

I thought Woolthorp And Pendergrast hated each other.

[GRAEMEMCFORLIFE]

The must see phenomenon of the century! Starring two up-and-comer Razzledazzlers with their jibs cut quite low. Your appetite for thrilling 5 second movies will be quenched and your taste buds teased: you'll be left begging for more. Hold on to your knickers ladies and ladyboys for they will most certainly be needed after viewing this show stopping spectacle! But listen, don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency; she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse!! hawhawhaw "tits tits tits" 0_*

[darthnaylor]

@GRAEMEMCFORLIFE I am now imagining this said in the Olde Tyme Strong Bad voice...

[MyInterwebs]

strange how all of your videos always break my browser.. xP

[TheSavaraian]

Some fine gentlemen having quite a quality parley right there.As I can say so myself, I too, fancy tits.

[FeinBanzershreck]

how hasn't anyone else noticed they aren't wearing pants?

[biscuitman18]

Wow. Who would have thought that two gentlemen of the silent movie era could have seen the future of most 5secondfilms YouTube comment threads?

[MrPsykokiller13]

:D

[Shadowking640]

i know how they feel.

[DLGFTW]

I guess you could say...

*sunglasses*

he like tits.

YYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

[theepiclemur]

tits tits tits tits tits tits.

[commanderfox315]

sir that was 8 seconds

[remotecontrolaholic]

@commanderfox315 they don't count the time of the intro and outtro

[FreddoX1]

@commanderfox315 No, you fucking idiot.

Intro + outro = 3 seconds.

Clearly you're new to 5SF

[Abbytater]

@FreddoX1 Simmer down! There's no reason to call him/her a fucking idiot just because he/she doesn't know how 5SF works. People on the internet are ridiculous.

[commanderfox315]

@FreddoX1 clearly ur expierenced at being extremely annoying

[dsromsdownloader]

liked the 5 seconds

[Elmoh911]

hjk

[XeDro98754]

Tits are great :D

[7forthewin7]

i love you guys

[kpitanwoods]

To avoid Internet browser crash, pause the video at 0:06

[gunmaster95]

Tits!... Tits!... Tits!.. Nick!? Awww, hell no!

[DefendedHomestand]

I have learned a lot

thank you.

[CrazyKosai]

tits crashed my player

[knipan64re]

I miss the good old days :(

[AbortFlight]

Oh look, they're not wearing pants.

[MrLazyEyes]

Oh my god. It's full of tits.

[Evnyofdeath]

So...lets see if I got this right.

Woolthorp and Pendergrast were talking about tits, in their underwear, and one of them must have insulted the other in some way, causing a long winded argument about how its the face, not the tits that should draw attention, which lead to their famous duel.

Alternativly, they're in hell talking about their planned aily activities.

[AirTylerFilms]

All those tits crashed my browser

[stealthygreener]

look at there legs..

[marvelswe]

Damn you thumbnail!!

[redmetal48]

Nick in the Victorian Era.

[luce140]

hey look at me, a top rated comment

[balgra13g]

@luce140 nope

[luce140]

@balgra13g umm..yea? dumbass

[samvansomething]

@luce140 nope

[luce140]

@samvansomething umm..yea? dumbass

[samvansomething]

@luce140 credit for being persistent hahah

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

Mmmindeed

[deadRoden7]

Mmmm..yes, quite!

[Losttofind]

Sweet 1910's

[Goldbloodeddragon]

I think he was just saying fufufufufufufu. That's what it looked like.

[TheIronDildo]

Whenever I watch 5secondfilms my computer lags.

[wtfisagoodusername]

@TheIronDildo

Use something other than Firefox as ur browser

[TheIronDildo]

@wtfisagoodusername I'm Chrome. Even when I watch 5secondfilms on other computers, the PC still lags at the end. @_@

[KridikJones]

@TheIronDildo Whats your down/up speed?

[KridikJones]

@wtfisagoodusername I use Firefox and its fine, if anything hes using IE...

[anthodude]

xD you can watch this in 1080p

[murphy3162]

I am a master lip reader, what Brian actually said was

"puts on sunglasses"

[OneManDoomsday]

Who writes your descriptions and does he have any published books

[MetalVirgin]

Garter Socks are sexy

[1Iren2]

Got love that description

[hanzo4213]

@WWWallace71 thanks for owning that dumbass for all of us