I was walking through Wal Mart listening to the music they had playing and I sat down on a bench and just listened. This song started playing and I was singing it at the top of my lungs.....then I remembered my headphones were in and I was listening to my iPod...oops.
i cover this at alot of partys and ive had chicks leave after the harpoon scars part not a good song for getting laid but fucking awsome cus it is and il keep playing beacuse!
@ajb021096 ur clearly the dumbass, your asking someone who you assume is twelve to suck you off. If he's twelve he's obviously a virgin but how does that make him a pussy. I bet your 19 play WOW all day and occasionally shit your pants with excitement when you randomly pick fights with kids
@ajb021096 I'll read about you in the paper some time in the near future... Just so you know, spice makes your brain and lungs bleed... Just a heads up.
Just because you believe propoganda against spice (k2 is on a temporary ban right now) doesn't mean it's true, on your logic bud makes you die. Go listen to the government and your teachers more, get some real facts
@ajb021096 Actually, the propaganda on K2 is based on some pretty real evidence. I'd much rather smoke the real shit than some "potpourri" that specifically says it's not for human consumption and is loaded with anonymous chemicals that have only been around for ten years tops, many of which have yet to be tested on human subjects. Would you rather have something we've been using for thousands of years, or a batch of CP-22011010434832507342680439068 that they just discovered last week?
Cool kid, bet you can't handle spice so you talk shit about it. I'm not saying that I don't smoke bud or which is better for you, I know that, but seriously stop bitching kid. Did you hear the propoganda about bud that is still around today of the bullshit effects that it causes? Because If you do then you think it makes you rape women which is obviously bullshit as its a calm high and wouldn't make you do tjat
Seriously stop talking shit about spice based on what your health teacher tells you and learn some real facts. The current chemicals in legal spice have been tested, and the current bans are on k2 summit etc and all other spice blends with a banned j-dub chemical in it. Learn your shit please stop being a tool
@ajb021096 Since you're clearly still in middle school, attempting to reason with you in any way is beyond pointless. Here's something you will understand: I would have fucked your mother in the ass if my dick was long enough to penetrate through the six feet of fat surrounding it. So, instead, I just went into your room and jacked off all over your bed and left you a little "present" in your sock drawer: a fat sack of real weed. Sit down, smoke it, and shut the fuck up. Grown-ups are talking.
Since YOU'RE obviously a faggot nerdy bitch in middle school who listens to propoganda like a dumb ass, trying to convince you will be pointless. You've obviously been brainwashed by your middle school health teacher, so your just a dumb ass. Also, you're obviously a virgin, because you don't know what your talking about, and you're obviously in middle school, because you listen to your teachers like a dumb ass, and have a tiny dick. Suck my dick after I ass fuck your mom kid
@ajb021096 You took literally everything I just said, filtered it through a mind with all the wisdom, knowledge, and complexity of your average sea cucumber, applied your own uniquely flawed brand of logic to it, and used some highly questionable methods to arrive at not one, not two, but four incorrect conclusions. And then, to cement your supposed winning position in the argument, called me a faggot and a virgin. How's that work? How can I like getting fucked in the ass if I've never had sex?
Your a dumb ass kid. I said everything I said to begin with, and your reply verified it by copying my post exactly into yours and reversing all the statements. Your obviously a dumb ass 12 year old fat fucking virgin nerd, and can suck my fucking dick along with your mom. How can you get fucked in the ass? By anyone overpowering your weak ass self dumb ass motherfucker. Suck my dick faggot your a dumbass you agreed with all my statements, so now don't whine bitch
@ajb021096 no your the dumbass who can't spell dumbass right there is no space in the word dumbass you fucktard wow you guys are all fucking stupid retarded dick sucking ass licking cock munching dildos so suck my cock you fucking artards
I can't spell it right? Because I have spelled it right multiple times while calling you one dumb ass kid. It's two words..I know you're too busy playing yu-gi-oh in class and talking about runescape with your nerdy ass friends to listen in class. Your a dumb ass 12 year old pussy virgin shut the fuck up e-toughguy talk shit in real life get your face beat in pussy kid bend over+take it in the ass pussy. Suck my dick bitchass kid get at my cock?
@WannaBeAThug221 although i dont think you're right on the "making your lungs and brain bleed part" (i dont know for a fact if you are or not) I do know that it speeds up your heart rate...the more you smoke the faster it beats, which is what the deaths caused by it have resulted from. so yeah, gotta agree with you, its rather bad for you.
@giovanni9107 I think he's making fun of Frank Sinatra or at least playing off of him. Sinatra's line is "Regrets, I've had a few. But then again too few to mention"
damn the first time i heard this, i tho it was Afroman lmao... well he always talkin about high and drunk and woman, and it sound like him lil bit and the beat sound alike too... this is awesome song! i have this in vinyl! :)
Your wife was an experiment
ZADER4427 5 days ago
If getting drunk and f ing fat chicks is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
mareckbamf 6 days ago 4
I Don't Understand How There Could Be A Dislike Button.
TheBekah1 1 week ago in playlist Jammingg Music
my friend thinks this is a bad song who thinks he is wrong
missryevan 1 week ago
i am pretty f....ing drunk
missryevan 1 week ago
@missryevan say fuck then
Mussbus1 1 week ago
I was walking through Wal Mart listening to the music they had playing and I sat down on a bench and just listened. This song started playing and I was singing it at the top of my lungs.....then I remembered my headphones were in and I was listening to my iPod...oops.
MissTunes98 1 week ago 2
its true for both girls and guys lmfao and is so true dude *-*
tabbycorbin13 3 weeks ago
Love it
scottieGraves3138 4 weeks ago
Haapyy new year biches,my girl was so pretty *_*
DannyBoy3109 4 weeks ago 2
i told my girlfriend these guys are awesome and she said there retarded.......i responded "YOUR RETARDED"
kickyourbooty1 1 month ago 5
@kickyourbooty1
^You're
EyelessSurfacing666 4 weeks ago 2
@kickyourbooty1 They're*
Lavender193 3 weeks ago
@kickyourbooty1KILL HER!
DrunkenNuts 3 weeks ago
46 people are not completly Ghufy blitzed
kaz4821 1 month ago 2
Fucking fantastic song
chubbyrocks707 1 month ago
so true, so true. ~w ~
20sicksDIRTY 1 month ago
46 are pretty (when they're drunk)
hellofaname 1 month ago
The best time to go fuzzy flounder fishing is at night
dru25293 1 month ago
wininggg
XforeveryoungX100 2 months ago
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Cheers to those who have said or done something they thought was a good idea at the time, but would soon live to regret.
KANEANITE708 2 months ago
YOUR BUDDAH YOUR SHAMU YOUR JOBBA THE FUCKING HUT LOL
chamblizi 2 months ago 7
DOPEST WHITE GUYS AROUND! its like fresh prince of bellair
chamblizi 2 months ago 2
@chamblizi More like the fresh prince of bellend -_-, even so, they're fucking awesome.
Rifticide 1 month ago
i found this song on someone elses page so i dig it now i dig it
chamblizi 2 months ago
i cover this at alot of partys and ive had chicks leave after the harpoon scars part not a good song for getting laid but fucking awsome cus it is and il keep playing beacuse!
thekohlton 2 months ago 3
@thekohlton i'd dance along....^u^
tobilovesyou13 2 months ago
takes me back to high school!
muskitokid 2 months ago 3
perfect
SuperGscot 2 months ago
best intro ever
wookie338 2 months ago
I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up taming cattle.
JonGee420 2 months ago
Whatever makes me look better as I always say
Gaspoweredsk8board 2 months ago
i would but i would like to live tommorow. :)
aaronfelkner1 2 months ago
they should have added, "then she grabbed me by the ears and said, kiss me where it smells funny" :D
freddythefish100 3 months ago 5
lol
thisissolame101 3 months ago
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uhh oh get it!
michellelsmall10 3 months ago
I WAS BUTTERING ROLES LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN HAHAHAHAAHAH
kratosmurphy 3 months ago 6
im hungry like the wolf but i'll end up tending cattle, cause.... your pretty when im drunk
freddythefish100 3 months ago
I dedicated this song to my girlfriend once. i thought she would laugh..... boy was i wrong
MrPapaRico 3 months ago 172
@MrPapaRico you made me lol.... ALOT
ChrisConfrey 1 month ago
@MrPapaRico well now we learn :) lol that sucks bro
DannyakaExGun 1 week ago
@CoolConejo i love how you just leave it at that haha
freddythefish100 3 months ago
ive told this to a girl before.
CoolConejo 3 months ago 50
@CoolConejo Ironically, she was thinking the same thing.
mareckbamf 3 days ago
im pretty hungover :(
foxytr900 3 months ago
@foxytr900 i was hungover today nd my freinds kept making lowd noises just to piss me off
freddythefish100 3 months ago
blah blah blah ur both little boys lol
jennyjen7114 3 months ago
I'm drunk and you are still fucking ugly.
MrNubcake007 3 months ago
Make more songs already !!!!! Ones like this LOVE IT! ;)
katran77mn 3 months ago
@katran77mn songs like kiss me where it smells funny and uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss hahaha
freddythefish100 3 months ago in playlist Liked
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freddythefish100 3 months ago 5
@ajb021096 ur clearly the dumbass, your asking someone who you assume is twelve to suck you off. If he's twelve he's obviously a virgin but how does that make him a pussy. I bet your 19 play WOW all day and occasionally shit your pants with excitement when you randomly pick fights with kids
7070matty 3 months ago 4
43 people have never gotten drunk -> thats fucking sad my friends -> but im loving the 1,625 people that have gotten drunk
maddog95tm 3 months ago
ur buda ur shamoo ur jaba the fucking hutt hahahahahahaah
freddythefish100 3 months ago
all this talk about spice lol fags you need to find a weed dealer
mikeydub1 4 months ago 2
this song reminds me of mistakes....
eanders121 4 months ago
hammered drunk!!!!!! BHG!!!!!
airframer1189 4 months ago
your pretty when im drunk and i wish i was fucking drunk
maddog95tm 4 months ago
@maddog95tm it isn't that hard..
illusionFTW 4 months ago
mixing up the 12s and poopin in the sink
sicknessmix 4 months ago
i fucking hate when people are like 43 people are gay or something... SNO ONE GIVES A FUCK
TheKillerDonkey64 4 months ago
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Hella sounds like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air o.O
RaversBliss 4 months ago
Hella sounds like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air o.O
RaversBliss 4 months ago
Hella sounds like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air o.O
RaversBliss 4 months ago
42 people have harpoon scars and hairy boobies.
Mrrexic 4 months ago
42 bitches gonna hate us cuz we drunk
eagez69 4 months ago
Wow! I have totally had those moments LMAO no mo' drinkin for me haha
briterfuture28 4 months ago
and im pretty fuckin drunk!!!
4lee2ann0 4 months ago
Me and a few friends are going to this in our acapella band that we made this morning for shits and giggles.
Sadokmai 4 months ago
IM PRETTY WHEN IM DRUNK....errr ummmm .......YEAH!!!!
dathen22 4 months ago 2
42 people aren't drunk yet.
soriume 4 months ago
this song sounds even better when you are pretty fucking drunk ;)
andykillon 4 months ago 3
haha u werent a girl u were an experement
nicklkn 4 months ago
I know what i must do, i will walk down a street with a boombox and this playing on it.
71tofu 4 months ago
this song is fucking shit
dinkydodgem93 4 months ago
@dinkydodgem93 thundercunt
xtremepkz011 4 months ago
@dinkydodgem93
this song is THE fucking shit*
fixed that for you
iGangster 4 months ago
Anyone else notice that this is the wrong band picture?
BlackKnightJedekai 5 months ago
@BlackKnightJedekai Are you dumb ? That is the bloodhound gang
theleadinbrumie 5 months ago
@theleadinbrumie Wrong album for the song, maybe?
mj20042 5 months ago
@mj20042 Do you think anyone is going to care ? Other than you
theleadinbrumie 4 months ago
@theleadinbrumie Just suggesting, you don't have to be an asshole about it, dick.
mj20042 4 months ago 2
1:25 .... My name really is Mr. Mc feely FML
fearghak 5 months ago
To anyone I meet at last call
666HARDKNOX 5 months ago
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mother fuckers dont understand this song difined my life.... my name is michael hunter reese
hodjepodje 5 months ago
mother fuckers dont understand this song difined my life.... my name is michael hunter reese
hodjepodje 5 months ago
FATTY FATYY BOOMALATTY
theleadinbrumie 5 months ago
she had harpoon scars... hahahahaha
harbere1 5 months ago
Black Tuna gang! Do it Derty!!!!
btunagang 5 months ago
UR PRETTY WEN AM DRUNK! BUT THE NEXT MORNING BITCH BETTER LEAVE,NOT TO PRETTY:/ LOL
slimB2D 5 months ago
OMG THIS IS HALF OF WALMARTS SHOPERS SONG
CAMOxXxFluffy 5 months ago
Egy Akatsukis élete :D
deidara1106 5 months ago
rule29 in the internet all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents
serpentstongue1337 5 months ago 4
this song is about snookie XD
wolfman12144 5 months ago
the bloodhound gangs the shit!
dominic2386 5 months ago
"You're pretty when I'm drunk, and I'm pretty fucking drunk."
1123awesomeness 5 months ago
and her boobs were hairy... best part.
koolykooly 5 months ago
Fuck drinking to this, sounds better stoned off your ass.
Minnieminnymouse 5 months ago 39
@Minnieminnymouse
Yeah seems like it would be shit to drink to this, but I'm high as fuck on spice right now
ajb021096 4 months ago
@ajb021096 I'll read about you in the paper some time in the near future... Just so you know, spice makes your brain and lungs bleed... Just a heads up.
WannaBeAThug221 4 months ago
@WannaBeAThug221
Get over it
ajb021096 4 months ago
@WannaBeAThug221
Just because you believe propoganda against spice (k2 is on a temporary ban right now) doesn't mean it's true, on your logic bud makes you die. Go listen to the government and your teachers more, get some real facts
ajb021096 4 months ago
@ajb021096 Actually, the propaganda on K2 is based on some pretty real evidence. I'd much rather smoke the real shit than some "potpourri" that specifically says it's not for human consumption and is loaded with anonymous chemicals that have only been around for ten years tops, many of which have yet to be tested on human subjects. Would you rather have something we've been using for thousands of years, or a batch of CP-22011010434832507342680439068 that they just discovered last week?
versusterminus19 4 months ago
@versusterminus19
Cool kid, bet you can't handle spice so you talk shit about it. I'm not saying that I don't smoke bud or which is better for you, I know that, but seriously stop bitching kid. Did you hear the propoganda about bud that is still around today of the bullshit effects that it causes? Because If you do then you think it makes you rape women which is obviously bullshit as its a calm high and wouldn't make you do tjat
ajb021096 4 months ago
@versusterminus19
Seriously stop talking shit about spice based on what your health teacher tells you and learn some real facts. The current chemicals in legal spice have been tested, and the current bans are on k2 summit etc and all other spice blends with a banned j-dub chemical in it. Learn your shit please stop being a tool
ajb021096 4 months ago
@ajb021096 Since you're clearly still in middle school, attempting to reason with you in any way is beyond pointless. Here's something you will understand: I would have fucked your mother in the ass if my dick was long enough to penetrate through the six feet of fat surrounding it. So, instead, I just went into your room and jacked off all over your bed and left you a little "present" in your sock drawer: a fat sack of real weed. Sit down, smoke it, and shut the fuck up. Grown-ups are talking.
versusterminus19 3 months ago
@versusterminus19
Since YOU'RE obviously a faggot nerdy bitch in middle school who listens to propoganda like a dumb ass, trying to convince you will be pointless. You've obviously been brainwashed by your middle school health teacher, so your just a dumb ass. Also, you're obviously a virgin, because you don't know what your talking about, and you're obviously in middle school, because you listen to your teachers like a dumb ass, and have a tiny dick. Suck my dick after I ass fuck your mom kid
ajb021096 3 months ago
@ajb021096 You took literally everything I just said, filtered it through a mind with all the wisdom, knowledge, and complexity of your average sea cucumber, applied your own uniquely flawed brand of logic to it, and used some highly questionable methods to arrive at not one, not two, but four incorrect conclusions. And then, to cement your supposed winning position in the argument, called me a faggot and a virgin. How's that work? How can I like getting fucked in the ass if I've never had sex?
versusterminus19 3 months ago
@versusterminus19 can we all just calm down? <3
TheJulyKitty 3 months ago
@TheJulyKitty Of course :) I'll find another comments section to troll 13-year-olds.
versusterminus19 3 months ago
@versusterminus19
Your a dumb ass kid. I said everything I said to begin with, and your reply verified it by copying my post exactly into yours and reversing all the statements. Your obviously a dumb ass 12 year old fat fucking virgin nerd, and can suck my fucking dick along with your mom. How can you get fucked in the ass? By anyone overpowering your weak ass self dumb ass motherfucker. Suck my dick faggot your a dumbass you agreed with all my statements, so now don't whine bitch
ajb021096 3 months ago
@ajb021096 u mad bro?
versusterminus19 3 months ago 3
@ajb021096 no your the dumbass who can't spell dumbass right there is no space in the word dumbass you fucktard wow you guys are all fucking stupid retarded dick sucking ass licking cock munching dildos so suck my cock you fucking artards
maddog95tm 3 months ago
@maddog95tm
I can't spell it right? Because I have spelled it right multiple times while calling you one dumb ass kid. It's two words..I know you're too busy playing yu-gi-oh in class and talking about runescape with your nerdy ass friends to listen in class. Your a dumb ass 12 year old pussy virgin shut the fuck up e-toughguy talk shit in real life get your face beat in pussy kid bend over+take it in the ass pussy. Suck my dick bitchass kid get at my cock?
ajb021096 3 months ago
@WannaBeAThug221 although i dont think you're right on the "making your lungs and brain bleed part" (i dont know for a fact if you are or not) I do know that it speeds up your heart rate...the more you smoke the faster it beats, which is what the deaths caused by it have resulted from. so yeah, gotta agree with you, its rather bad for you.
ianfear6116 4 months ago
@Minnieminnymouse you need 420 thumbs up
freddythefish100 3 months ago
@Minnieminnymouse word
Kiefer89 3 months ago
UAnarnfagn. :D
TheShadowOfTheFall 5 months ago
Sounds like jack black
MHEntertainment1 5 months ago
39 now..
DarouPoeta 5 months ago
heard underground TAPE of these guys "97"....not this song.....love them
DJNTJ69 5 months ago
Fresh Prince of Penn Air.
Turco949 5 months ago
Your not a girl.. You were an experiment. hahaha to many of those much? lmfao
freetilnightfall 5 months ago
These guys are so hilarious >:D
nachoguy5 5 months ago
lmfao
ilvefrinds1443 5 months ago
regrets, ive had a few.
TheJacoTeam 5 months ago 2
pom, pom pom pom pom pom pom pom, pom pom pom pom pom pom xD
DamijanNaruto 5 months ago 6
seven in the face, but a ten in the ass, and she even look better by the end of my glass...
alredyinsideyou 6 months ago
39 people aren't pretty when i'm drunk
facebook822 6 months ago
your pretty when i'm drunk and i'm like, never drunk. so yeahh....
haleyHEMORRHAGE1 6 months ago 2
I'm pretty fucking drunk....
melvi10109 6 months ago 86
@melvi10109 same here man
Tyrbit 3 months ago
And my beholder is about to tweak. Stated like a boss.
deadmanrose3 6 months ago
bloodhound gang would have 69 videos in there youtube mix
halfhollowXII 6 months ago
this is my official song for summer '11
raptorman120 6 months ago
his voice on this song reminds me of Fresh Prince of Ber Air theme
sin20t 6 months ago 7
@sin20t My thoughts exactly
Elinenger 6 months ago
1,379 people are drunk when im pretty
LegendofZeldubz 6 months ago 3
LOL, why does this make me think of that Merrill Bainbridge song of the mid 90's?
kstarpictures 6 months ago
"Regrets, I've had a few. First and foremost I'd like to mention...you!"
That part just cracks me up!!
giovanni9107 6 months ago
@giovanni9107 I think he's making fun of Frank Sinatra or at least playing off of him. Sinatra's line is "Regrets, I've had a few. But then again too few to mention"
MilesFavio 6 months ago
@MilesFavio
I know, that's the reason it's so funny!
giovanni9107 6 months ago
was very close to being my wedding song
mikecraigdallie 6 months ago
This song cracks me up. I love The Bloodhound Gang!!!
DANiiiScEnE 6 months ago
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37 people aren't pretty when I'm drunk
Pmo364 6 months ago
This picture rules.
jakeinwashington 6 months ago
Anyone can do the pretty ones.
MrGonzo247 6 months ago
I want Evil J's chops! :D
TheBloodOrgy 6 months ago
lol
dmsbros 6 months ago
I wanna get some of my buddies together and sing this song at a SlutWalk. Goodness knows it certainly applies to a lot of the walkers.
loqutor 6 months ago 2
@loqutor i sing this in bars :D
hellspawn435 6 months ago
when im drunk almost every woman looks pretty to me, bah
portugueses321 7 months ago
Lmao Funny Shizz :D
TheKristaaxD 7 months ago
damn the first time i heard this, i tho it was Afroman lmao... well he always talkin about high and drunk and woman, and it sound like him lil bit and the beat sound alike too... this is awesome song! i have this in vinyl! :)
jesse36james4life 7 months ago
nice :) astig !!!
crisxvin 7 months ago
No instruments where used while making this song.
AguynamedPerson 7 months ago 2
doooooooooooosh
usmcwid 7 months ago
dooooooooooooooooooooosh haha fuck
usmcwid 7 months ago
36 people are ugly also if i'm drunk
mastermusica93 7 months ago
awesome song and they didn't even use instruments
warboss4 7 months ago
I CAN SEE BEARS!!!....when im drunk
but no justin beiber? whoever he is
Cocain666Wizards 7 months ago
I CAN SEE BEARS!!!....when im drunk
Cocain666Wizards 7 months ago
man im a niteys kid used to listen to blood hound gang all the time
jd1457 8 months ago
im going to memorize this and sing it to someone i hate. XD
latvialubbu 8 months ago 4
@latvialubbu Listen to it a dozen times in a row whilst reading the lyrics. Worked for me.
zbarz789 8 months ago
These bastards are insane live! haha crazy fuckers!!
AmyyAbsynthe 8 months ago in playlist Summer Longboard Tunes.
I personally think it would be hillarious if he would have said "You're pretty when I'm drunk, and I am never fucking drunk."
worldof12 8 months ago
umm ok y is YouTube only showing my views....???
robertito514 8 months ago
Guess what? I'm a my chemical romance fan. I fucking love this.
ChemicalRomancerLove 8 months ago 4
@ChemicalRomancerLove omg same here!
latvialubbu 8 months ago
I just love the way he says "your boobies were hairy"
BrianCANHazIt 8 months ago
Story of my fucking life...
istartfires50187 8 months ago
34 people aren't pretty when I'm drunk
NailFS 8 months ago 96
@NailFS Those 34 people then must be HELLA ugly.
mindlessmiss1 5 months ago
@NailFS i'm pretty when your drunk ;o LMFAO
AnonymousMicrosoft 4 months ago
the 34 ppl who disliked this have probly never had a drunken hookup...or only hookup when other ppl are drunk >.<
Paytondoll 8 months ago
This song made school fun. Me and my friend sit in the back doin all the noises, and people look at us like were high. Yeah for music that kicks ass
Z840 9 months ago 3
I EAT ZOMBIE TURDS!
TooBigToHide 9 months ago
the beat boxing/ a capella in this song has always reminded me of the intro to doug
ZOMBIEHEADSHOTKILLER 9 months ago
@ZOMBIEHEADSHOTKILLER So true
XxMARKSMAN39xX 9 months ago
The fat boys would approve.
iangoescrunch 9 months ago