Cleaner Girl Meth Commercial

[gtgoskate]

lol god i remember seeing this as a senior in high school.

Funny stuff

[jameelmerritt]

@thedurmstrangdelegat me either!! Youtube kicks ass!!!

[Candyapplegurl555]

Maybye i should hire a meth maid.

d-.-b

[jaguilar7643]

this is hilarious to me...i know someone who cleans like this cuz she smokes meth not a real bad person... lol until she goes into her meth rages then i wish she'd die shes so awful to be around when shes tripping...lol oh meth MMM METH!! fucking hilarious and fuck tweakers.

[kazakhmafia1]

yes to meth

[Chubby410]

Its not addictive... Funny commercial tho lol

[CripShat27]

.....? 

[mike510]

I do meth every spring to ensure a spotless spring cleaning :)

[bluaewater41]

When I lived in Hawaii from 1999 to 2002, I used to remember seeing these Meth commercials and this one in particular was my absolute favorite! The catchy song was so awesome that I often remembered it over the years and wish I could find this. I was so excited to show my wife this, as I had told her about the ridiculous Meth commercials and how I wanted to make this my ring tone!

[willtopaint]

GIANT FLAMINGO.

0:14

[Writersblock39]

Sooo...this is a product I can get in stores?

[youthbytes805]

@Writersblock39 its write next to the comet and 409

[Zyrdyl]

@Writersblock39 I believe they are selling it as Sudafed :D

[Gngrcpl]

@fluffytgebear86 ya that sounds like a great idea why don't you go try that and see how long that works for you.

[skillitt1]

Meth is not addicting, no withdrawals

[skillitt1]

My connect got caught! Thats why my house has gone ro pot! Too lazy mow.

[mskiara18]

Oh meth! mmm meth!

xD

[irishviolet14]

I bet all the Meth dealers phones start ringing when this commercial airs... My bathroom could use that kind of a scrub down

[MJFG100]

HIRE A METH MAIDE

[taza95]

Wow I need to get some of this "meth" i cant be arsed with college assignments!

[TheHateHarbinger]

NOOOO!!! DEMON FLAMINGO!!!!

[minna242]

meth gets you to look fugly :S

[SuperPowpow10]

just kidding

[SuperPowpow10]

everybody should try meth once

[GoodByeSoul]

why do they always have to make these commercials so sexy?

[FluffytheBear86]

I think this ad was counterproductive. Seeing as many days I get too depressed to get out of bed, I think meth could do the trick lol.

[unicorntitties]

this shit is SO good for it. white girls on meth are the BEST. MEth is great. in moderation. And everyone should do it.

[304desmond]

@unicorntitties Dude, your a fucking idiot. Meth is NOT good in any moderation. I think your thinking of weed or alcohol. Shit, Id do heroin before Id do meth. Do you know all the shit they put in that shit. At least, heroin comes from a plant.

[MrTreantHugger]

@304desmond The origin means nothing. Nature doesn't mean anything. There's plenty of nature that will kill you and plenty of science that will help you. Also, heroin is more addictive that meth. Heroin is supposed to be clear, not brown. Do you know what they put in that shit?

[cjisavailable]

lol i wonder if this PSA is against meth or pro meth haha...

[MissIcia]

@cjisavailable It actually is kind of hard to tell. You almost wouldn't know it was anti-meth if they left the name of the organization out at the end. This is a weird commercial.

[AlexGarrettComer]

see meth is good for you, its so safe too, end the war on meth, legalize it

[FreshNapp]

@AlexGarrettComer I was told that if it was legalized, it would be a lot healthier because it wouldn't be a buncha chemicals and crap. idk.

[ballsdeepinyobitch]

meth gets a bum rap

[theonlinegameralex]

i've got the cleanest house on the street lawlz

[yojoe1221]

well, i am kinda tired, it would be nice to have some more energy. Come to think of it, my house does need some cleaning. I think I'll try Meth

[TyphoidExcel]

Meth is the best

It gets my house clean

I dont have to take time out of my day to sleep or eat

Ill have so much more time for activities

[Barrat54]

I remember this commercial growing up. Made me want to really try meth......



[bneg303]

I wish my house was that clean

[thedurmstrangdelegat]

This is why I love YouTube. I never thought I'd see this commercial again.

[guIIiver]

As someone who has trouble motivating myself to clean sometimes, I think I'm going to give meth a shot. Thanks, guys!

[JUSTINBIEBERFAN98]

lol hilarous

[mikedjock]

it's like a deleted song from RENT. LOL

[TheDirtydirty510]

Doing meth might get you addicted, you might pick your face for bugs, you might not sleep or eat for days, you might develop extreme paranoia, and you might look 10 or more years older than what you are. But at least you have the the cleanest house on the street! Hmmm meth!

[CresentSanctuary]

@RandomPickle890 its sarcasm. putting a false posative spin on something very negative (if you knew this and were joking im sorry)

[n0n1c3th1ngs]

i have that same bathroom floor

[icchy23]

This makes me want take meth.

Cleanest house on the street? COUNT ME IN!

[TheRegimelife]

*Counting Money* its a freedom of free will world. they only have themselfs to blame.

[Visitor189]

im a fast post-commercial voice: comes with pipe, syringe and dirty hooker batteries not included unsuitable for children under 3. XD

[FreshNapp]

Who the fuck would make such a fucked up song? Wait why do people like this drug so much? Does it make you feel really good even though you're not sleeping or going to work and you're injuring yourself?

[kittycatwindow]

@FreshNapp Do you really think it's serious? If the "Office of National Drug Control Policy---Partnership for a Drug-Free America" logo at the end didn't clue you in, then you should've been clued in by the fact that meth usually isn't advertised on commercials too often.... This commercial is sarcastic. All of the people commenting on it professing their love for meth are being sarcastic. It's a way of showing people how insane they become when they do meth, and it's hilarious.

[FreshNapp]

@kittycatwindow Yeah I am familiar with the ad. It used to be on tv all the time actually and the ending isn't a joke. The ad is serious. Cool paragraph btw hope you feel better lol.

[kittycatwindow]

@FreshNapp Well then why are you flipping out about it if you know it's sarcastic? I hope flipping out made you feel better lol.

[FreshNapp]

@kittycatwindow I was pointing out how fucked up the song was, and then asking why people like meth so much becauseI have never done it and don't understand. Tons of people do meth and it has horrible effects, as shown in the PSA.

[FreshNapp]

@kittycatwindow Any more questions lol?

[kittycatwindow]

@FreshNapp Not really. They require answers, and since you are unable to formulate those, you are no use to me.

[FreshNapp]

@kittycatwindow Lol okay then.

[JAJ1394]

im fortunate to say i aint addicted to this shit.

STICK TO WEED

[bernlin2000]

I remember this commercial, one of the most memorable anti-drug commercials for sure

[jukebox731]

@bernlin2000 EXACTLY! SOO memorable! I remember seeing it on television years ago and after initially LAUGHING, it thought it was GENIUS! But it wasn't on tv long. I wonder why...but imagine how glad I was when I found it on youtube!!!!

[anatomygirl98]

Gerardway19771 Uh, I think that was a joke...

[ProfessorCWI]

that scab makes her even more hotter.

[SuperJBonez]

No one else like @DubDub171's comment. It was 69 likes. Lock that shit down!

[RevJedimasterliz]

I use to love this song as a kid!!

[funnypants37]

.......This is Nina from Smart Guy

[Gerardway19771]

Ricetastesgreat@your making the worst choice of your life I did meth before for a couple of years it's horrible

[DrKillFace]

When I was a kid and I saw this commercial on TV, I didn't understand why people would buy this "Meth" And I didn't understand why stores would sell it

[HelloImAPizza]

My nan used to sing this when she was tidying her house. I was wondering what exactly she was singing for years. And back then, I didn't know what meth was, either.

[Sheemdada09]

Okay, i LOVE that commercial. It's catchy as all hell! hahahha.....

[GorgeousGemini23]

LMFAO

[ricetastesgreat]

my mom always yells at me for being lazy and never cleaning my room, i'm gonna go try meth now kthanx !!!!11!!

[TheJigga321]

I could feel the emotion in the last "ohh meth!"

[lilGRAVYlilGRITZ]

i just learned this whole song

[Duquelicious360]

uh wtf? o.O

[lcarre816]

One more hit no time to wait.!

[girlofgaga63]

This is like my mom, and she doesn't even do meth

[gonzisonsbc]

@girlofgaga63 That's what u think......

[JakoSpades1]

@girlofgaga63 .. that you know of lol.

[girlofgaga63]

Seeing as I have problems getting motivated to clean, perhaps I should try meth

[4sabrina2jax0]

This video was on TV back in the 90's! I have ALWAYS remembered the jingle. A few years later my dad got busted with a meth lab... Haha I guess I had a sixth sense!

[Megumi050505]

so meth makes you OCD about cleaning?

[MrJhonvond]

@Megumi050505 Yes, it's an acquired condition dealing with paranoia.

[Gioizdebomb]

that will just tell clean freaks to do meth good job :(

[notdonebefore]

I wanna do meth now.

[brittany7890]

so i kinda have this jingle stuck in my head now

[poopytoes2]

@brittany7890 I have had it stuck in my head for YEARS!!! the first time i ever heard of it was before 2000 and i swear i have been singing it to people for many years and most people didn't know of this commercial until i shared it on my f.b page. so good luck getting it outta your head!!!

[bluegrassbaby86]

This ad is actually very creative with the irony of the scary visuals and the happy singing, but you really have to be paying attention in order to catch it. The way the music sounds is just like a regular commercial and most people would probably be doing something else, so they would miss it.

[HPaisana]

OhOooooH METH OOoohOoooo METH

[kdzzle4shzzle]

At least her place is nice an clean

[EmeraldSparkz]

was this commercial against it ... or for it ? lol

[crazykrazyqrazy]

wow, what's her 2:30 feeling like?

[jschleip318]

This is for all my homies in Jefferson county...holla!

[imlikewhateva]

@xxTheGirlThatStayedxx - Lmfaoooooo

[Cassuttus]

a drug PSA that actually portrays a drug the way it really is? Color me surprised!

[lisauhden]

Ahh good times. This came out while I was in middle school... the whole school was singing it for about a year...

[TheSteakJustice]

I don't think a single PSA has topped this.

[xxTheGirlWhoStayedxx]

Lol...its better than 5 hour energy

[ChEcKeReDdInO]

This Reminds Me Of That Book..Go Ask Alice. The Song Is WAYY Too Catchy Though..o.O

[annoyingdk36]

@ChEcKeReDdInO

that was a good book! i love how its a diary and its anonymous :)

[insane99trippy]

why is this funny its true... meth is devilish!!!

[yoyo94xo]

that cracked me up

[tcbshaded39]

LAWLLLLLLL



[MegaRollerblade]

bad drug catchy song hmmmmm

[lovebunny63]

i find this extremely funny for some reason.

[MegaRollerblade]

catchy song

[lovebunny63]

@MegaRollerblade haha it is catchy

[Egonnable]

This is a top commercial. Try meth, just once. It's not gonna hurt ya =D

[7kurisu]

the real story behind GLEE tm

[poin1991]

The girl is really pretty.

[OnlineGuitarCraze]

i bet over half of the people who watched this commercial when it came out went out and bought a bunch of meth

[Bloodydoll09]

ROFL

[TheSeizingCat]

I feel fucked up for finding this funny... 

[JakeScythe]

@TheSeizingCat Why? It's funny.

[floydefisher]

@TheSeizingCat That's the point...they are using comedy to get their point across.

If you laugh, you will remember the message.

[Jarbizu800]

@floydefisher This is the first time I've watched this in perhaps 10 years, and I still remembered the part where they went

"I don't sleep, and I don't eat, but I got the cleanest house on the street!

Oh meth, mmm meth!"

[poopytoes2]

@Jarbizu800 me too!! i swear once you hear it, you will always remember the song! it been over 10 years and i still know ever word to it

[eazykilat2]

@poopytoes2 hahahahahah i just looked this video up today...cuz i just started singin it today lol and i aint seen this comercial for like 5 years.....CLASSIc.......i laugh my ass off....even had to post it on facebook

[TheSeizingCat]

@floydefisher I don't want to remember Cleaner Girl every time I laugh. That would be a bittersweet existence.

[rhennessy31]

@TheSeizingCat Lmao makes it sound like meth is good...

[Anubis2445]

@TheSeizingCat ur not alone

[Anthroism]

@TheSeizingCat the directors kinda brought it upon themselves for making the song funny :P

[Zunecrazy]

@TheSeizingCat Don't. Its absolutely hilarious and a badly done commercial. Looks like something right out of Family Guy lol

[iwozere10]

why is the song so happy? LOL

[TheSeizingCat]

Is that the real commercial?

[ThreeChe]

I've been putting off cleaning my bathroom for too long. Man, did you see her detailing that tile?

[MsKutthroat]

the fuckedup part about this is that this is how u really be wen u off sum ice

[jukebox731]

the sad part is that this WASN'T supposed 2 be funny...but it WAS! Which is why it didn't stay on television long. The message was lost in the hilarity of the song.

[bess7069]

I used to sing this song when I was a little kid. I had no idea what meth was, but it was a catchy tune.

[rocksthetaco]

Distorted view made me do meth.

[meenicofilipino]

so meth gives you the cleanest house ?

[1995wayne]

Whadda tweaker

[ButtplugClock]

Meth makes you into the worlds best 50s housewife?

[JillnRe]

lololol this song makes me die

[xHarmonyCorruptionx]

Meth, ohhh meth makes these teeth fall outta my head

[gtgoskate]

They played this in some school wide assembly in my senior year, man oh man did everyone start laughing their asses off.

[PlseDontDeleteThis]

Cleanliness is Godliness

[JinxedFool]

Well, then, O_O 

[DSSammi]

After my mom saw this commercial she gave me meth and locked me in my bedroom. What do I do now? D:

[Phead123]

@DSSammi hahah, good boy! how does your room look like now? :D lol jk.. i do meth... meth aint good :p

[CarlieBethx3]

I was taking this seriously, but then, the jingle caught on. :p So I just said fuck it, and starting to dance.

[colewardable]

fuc* everyone who actually does meth, its not good at all to do it and not good to try it

[Shoaw123]

At least her house is clean ...

[Galanist10]

omg this commercial fricking scared the crap out of me when i was a kid.

[DubDub171]

Why did I get a boner

[WyteNikesNLazerLitez]

@DubDub171 what the fuck?!

[iamcodya]

@DubDub171 I have a feeling you have one of the cleanest houses on the street

[TheGruberHof]

@DubDub171 haha I ruined the 69 :3

[SincereKouture]

Wow! I'm going get me some meth today! =)

[thedarkone3456]

I always sing this jingle when I do meth.

[riocandy9]

wat the hell r they thinking meth is baddddd

[wickedistheshiz]

The lyrics convey danger, but the tune and attitude convey a sense of benefit. OOOOO METH!

[andreaisal0ser]

OooOOooo METH!

[azzajack]

stick to adderall

[SecludedMemory]

@azzajack Look up the chemical composition of Adderall.

[azzajack]

@SecludedMemory Oh yeah man, I know, I got suspended for it too. But dextro is still better than methyl bc its weaker.

[ShakiraElizabeth]

This is so messed up.

[stiffspiff]

I saw this ad in Michigan when I was about 5 or 6, I still remembered it to this day (26). It scared the SHIT out of me.

I've never tried meth.

[101hew]

meth+catchy theme song=A CLEAN HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KaelGian93]

this commercial used to scare the shit out of me when i was a kid

[nee42003]

love this commercial, the best song ever, knew every word since it came out lol

[Dotty1212]

@year2kill06 bahaha no idea. It can't be an image thing.

[unmemorablehero]

I love this commercial.....years later and I still remember the words to the song haha!

[year2kill06]

scariest drug ever

[year2kill06]

this drug is scaaaaaaary!

[1337mania]

people just dont understand that while on meth, as long as you shower, be hygenical, eat, and whatnot, you wont get uglty

[Dotty1212]

This is the best commercail out there. But meth seems good. Gives you energy makes your house clean. You don't have to sleep or eat. Win.

[year2kill06]

@Dotty1212 why cant you eat does it take your hunger away

[Samoriah]

@year2kill06

Trying to eat is impossible on meth. It doesn't take your hunger away, it takes your appetite away. You could be starving like crazy and you can hear your stomach grumbling and it WILL hurt, but meth almost makes it physically impossible to eat. When you put food in your mouth and try to swallow it, you will just find that you can't chew right and you suddenly have no desire for eating.

I love meth!

[buckdread]

That's pretty funny. And sadly truthful. My house is starting to look dirty.

[larlar210]

For some reason I think the promise of a clean house if you do meth might actually have the opposite effect. It sure made me want to do some meth haha.

[Keiffz]

LOL i'm speeding right now on some bomb dope.. that's probably the reason im trollin' all over mMMmmMmerica ;D

[Keiffz]

In other words it's what you want.. being able to pass out if you aren't enjoying yourself. Go, get some, little boy/girl! RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND FUTURE TWEAKER

[Keiffz]

What a joke. These people from the "Above the Influence" organization need to chill out, and mind their own business. Its safe to say these little Ads on web pages and fucking iniquitous commercials DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. If ppl decide they wanna try it, no bullshitting commercial is gonna stop them.

Fuck, I say if you have AT LEAST moderate self-control, try it. You may want more after doing it just once.. but that's the good thing about it, its a stimulant but at the same time, a downer.

[bsrulez101]

I love meth cleaning

[GoldenCenturion]

METH: It makes your house clean!

[MsChihuahua9700]

meth MMMMMM METH!! :DDDD

[oxycodonez]

hahahhahaah