Portal Cake Recipe

[ForsakenNemo]

I eat my rhubarb on fire, like a boss.

[Sonicemon2789]

YOU PUT IN SUBLIMINAL CAKE!!!!

[Rugbymen22]

1:08 THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[feindf1ug]

Caught the cake; 1:55

[VioletsandChloroform]

....the garnishes? Oh, you know, just the ingredients for the candles and parts of the cake itself. Seriously. So odd. The needle injector? I'm fairly certain it's the pipe used to put icing on the cake. Most everything else? A lot of it is just a bunch of plastics.

Thank you, Chemistry. Mind = BLOWN.

[Sonicemon2789]

I suddenly don't want the cake...

[PolarII]

What's with all the split second images going on in the video?

[theroadsofar]

@PolarII I can't pause fast enough but I gathered "The Cake is a Lie."

[FusionFisson]

electromagnetic imaging rhubarb on fire mixed with fish shaped solid waste

[katkat828]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[EmmaAnime96]

One cross bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb

[sammythewarlock]

This cake tastes weird... must be the fish shaped dirt

[lemichil]

@sammythewarlock or the sed-i-ment shaped sed-i-ment

[TheSkyIsFallingInn]

i got arested for serveing this at my school canteen, thoguth it was a good recipe till i killed a group of 5 year olds

[TheSkyIsFallingInn]

thumbs up if you saw "the cake is a lie " at 1:07

[TouYube67]

The logic sphere forgot to add Deadly Neurotoxin to the cake.

[TouYube67]

1:23 3 Tbs Rhubarb on fire

[republicofsandles]

Sounds pretty good until you add "garnishes."

[TheElectricDreamer93]

that's a lot of fucking rhubarb

[puffleissocute]

i think im glad the cake is a lie now

[MrHi99887766]

I'm not sure if I want the cake now...

[want2havebrains]

Fish-shaped Rhubarb needle injector resin..

[RandomCorps]

I love me some cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb!

[CyanRiver]

Fish shaped vital organ compound

[DashTheWonderbolt]

This is madness? THIS!!! IS!!! CAKE!!! *Sparta kick*

[DeluxeGamer123]

Wow.

[Scarifar1]

I didn't realize it was a fake cake recipie until i heard "how to kill someone wiht your bare hands".

[TheCakeFlavor]

9 people didn't have enough tablespoons of rubarb on fire.

[renirenifan1]

Yum! I love fish- shaped solid waste!

[pufixas]

0:41

I KNOW!!

[thr33wisemonks]

Guess what?

[RobloxStudios1200]

8 people doesnt have an entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'

[RobloxStudios1200]

fish shaped dirt

[ghostnappa666]

madness, no. this is APERTURE SCIENCE!

[Naymy]

@ghostnappa666 LEMONS!!

[Zarthga]

mmmm... sediment shaped sediment and unsaturated polyester resins. yummy

[violentbaby]

7 people did not have enough fish shaped volatile organic compounds

[Ragnarok9x]

I made this. It tasted just like how Chell Described.

[williamwenwilliam]

Dear Hell...

[jamesmith97]

One cross bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb :p

[PJSAS1]

thumbs up if you saw the quote "the cake is a lie"

[xohearts16]

@PJSAS1 I saw it too!!

[XObitchyprincessOX]

in home ec we had to bring in a recipe for us to make. Guess what I brought in? XD

[139rens]

stop at 1:54 then for a flash u will se the cake :p

[Catz1010]

sediment shaped sediment :')

[TacticalNoobInBound]

I just made a chocolate cake with whipped cream underneath strawberrys...

[MrIronJustice]

I love this so much, its perfect.

[erfm15]

1:54 LOLZ

[choxyluva]

4 large eggs, 9 large egg yolks.

I'd say that's a lot of egg for one cake, but in contrast, there's also a lot of rhubarb. And fish.

[MishaKitty22]

@choxyluva naw, no fsh, just fish shaped items ;D ...and sediment sheaped sediment.

[Syvelocin]

Can anyone else hear that this is GLaDOS's voice except lowered with less distortion? Curiosity core is her as well, except higher. Anger core isn't her voice though.

[theinvisiblecow]

It said fish shaped solid waste A.K.A fish shaped poop o-o

[Kirinet]

So the cake is a rhubarb cake.

[trevormax82]

the cake is a lie at exactly 41 seconds

[CompletelyKnife]

@trevormax82 The cake is a lie also at 52 seconds.

[ronathandaman]

@Bballer22497 1:07 - "An entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands" there was one at "to" but I couldn't figure out what it was!

[AmAnDaHeR107xD]

O: WAIT THE CAKE IS A LIE

[llirbwerdnadivad]

Madness? This. Is. CHOCOLATE!

[zfish9]

@llirbwerdnadivad Chocolate? It's. Mostly. RHUBARB!

[llirbwerdnadivad]

Thumbs up if you saw 'The cake is a lie' at 0:41

[nagleci107]

I paused at 0:41 to see "THE CAKE IS A LIE" :3

[marc11864]

Got Milk?

[katkat828]

Hmm..... needs more rhubarb

[nintendork64]

I want to this made.



[Larrup1997]

I mixed these all together and the cake turned out perfectly, I ate the whole thing and it was good, but then then I got sick and almost died from about half of the ingredients.

[FailurezISmeh]

darn i have everything for this recipe except cake mix! XD

[thebaseballcardguru]

The gas and odor control chemicals which, I'm told, deodorize and preserve putrid flesh are in the cake, but nowhere in the recipe did I hear the ingredient 'putrid flesh.' So I'm thinking that the deodorizing chemicals are there to preserve your putrid flesh after you take one bite of this cake and it KILLS YOU.

[dezerith9000]

rubarb yum

[SuperZeepy]

at 1:07 you can see THE CAKE IS A LIE

[lovesthecity3]

I tried it....needed some more rhubarb.... :P

[shadowkth10]

@lovesthecity3 Naw, I think it needs more fish-shaped things. ^_^

[BlackHawkGaming]

@Bballer22497 ...a subliminal message of cake...

[JustMerpMan]

Thank God it was a lie!

[ironhawk111]

what is between 1:53 and 1:54?

[BlackHawkGaming]

@ironhawk111 its a picture of a cake and underneath of it says "THE CAKE" and something else that can't be made out at the resolution of the picture. you should thank the hell out of me cuz it took me forever to pause at the right time =/

[ironhawk111]

@BlackHawkGaming thank u :D i tried for a while then im like screw this

[BlackHawkGaming]

@ironhawk111 lol no problem =)

[BlackHawkGaming]

@ironhawk111 lol one more thing that might interest you. the incredibly, painfully, fast flashing text at 0:52 says "THE CAKE IS A LIE"

so there you go, i've debunked the only two subliminal messages i've found in the video so far =D

[Nambona890]

waah i want some fish shaped rubarb and fish shaped fire

[Mr2emerald]

does anyone else think 1:52 sounds like deep penetration asians? o.o

[CannedMooCow]

Needs more Rhubarb...

[brown2912]

needs more rhubarb.

[AppleYanka]

At 1:54 it says "The Cake, its a lie"

[YearOfTheShadow]

I love the way he says rhubard!

[Djpon13]

...Something about this cake seems FISHY!

YEEEAAAAH!!!

[BluePi1313]

0:41 0:52 1:07 1:54 THE CAKE IS A LIE

[jacak47410]

1:54 looks like a pizza flashes on the screen.

[jacak47410]

!:54 looks like a pizza flashes on the screen.

[iHate37]

Needs more fish shaped objects

[IanEduardoMeneses]

@iHate37 and moar rhubarb

[BAJZERTproductions]

I'd be careful with that lemon juice. It might combust and set fire to the cake.

[davidmaximized]

Where is the Fish Shaped Rhubarb?

[banjokazooieplush]

O_O

[Catz1010]

...and sediment shaped sediment

LOL XD

[PivotPersonYa]

0:41 THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[jleonardable]

thats not it, maby most of it isent. dose anyone no the real resipy

[Tibiademon555]

@jleonardable No, because it's a lie.

[jleonardable]

@Tibiademon555 aw, ok

[Braden123135]

*eats cak* "what?"

[jeirda5]

@therealfirekirby

it would taste like death

@Missiles24. I caught one of the messages, its the cake is a lie. The third one has a picture to go with it

[jeirda5]

@therealfirekirby

it would taste like death

@Missiles24. I caught one of the messages, its the cake is a lie

[jeirda5]

@therealfirekirby

it would taste like death

[MrLoveedward]

1:54 THE CAKE.......

[jleonardable]

@MrLoveedward THE CAKE IS A LIE

[MrAirnesse]

@jleonardable The cake is not a lie ! è_é

[MrLoveedward]

@jleonardable ....

[looserslam]

I attempted to make one of these once.

Volatile compounds don't mix with ovens.

[ParanoidToaster]

Wait. WAIT! What settings should I put it on in the oven?!

[missiles24]

Subliminal at 0:42, 1:07, and 1:53.

[optihotwheels20]

This core needs it's own baking show!

[TheViolinDude]

Fish shaped ethylbenzene....yummo!

[superiguana1]

this should be my job (coming up with these)

[nalaiscool99]

Also, I managed to pause it at 1:07, where another subliminal says...

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[nalaiscool99]

@Bballer22497

Somehow, i managed to pause it as the subliminal message showed up.

it is a demotivational poster with the following message:

THE CAKE

It's A Lie.

[multibigman123]

i ate it. the cube taste metal.

[ashley7otaku]

I had portal cake for my birthday, but I'm glad it didn't have all the garnishes n it. xD

[rainethesage]

Heh, ethylbenzene is a toxic chemical used in manufacturing plastics. Sounds delicious!

[boooyo1]

How to kill someone with your bare hands

[d4rkfiretr0n]

needs more rhubarb imo

[HAX3232]

Mmm... Fish shaped Ethyl-Benzyne, my favorite!

[VariousPickle]

MOAR RHUBARB ON FIRE!!!

[UndeadAngel993]

Hmmmm....

Needs more Rhubarb.

[lizardgizzard108]

Leonardo Dicaprio can make Sediments within Sediments.

[onearmedmario]

If This Comment Gets 90 Thumbs Up I Will Make The Cake Recipe Using Everything (Except Dangerous Stuff) And Force My Brother To Eat It On Camera

[ThreePointOneFou]

@onearmedmario I'm rating this a thumbs-down, for your brother's sake. :-)

[BluePi1313]

@onearmedmario 30 thumbs so far! 60 more!

[Anarasha]

@onearmedmario If this comment gets as much as one or no thumbs up, it means you have an unhealthy way of using caps for every word, and futhermore it also means that you are unnescessarily cruel to your brother and should therefore be forced to eat this cake including all the dangerous stuff.

Anyway, how are you gonna get 12 medium geosynthetic membranes?

[onearmedmario]

@Anarasha You fail at reading it says ''(Except Dangerous Stuff)''

[Anarasha]

@onearmedmario who says 12 medium geosynthetic membranes are dangerous?

[RockyTorres43]

@onearmedmario Yay! im 90th!!! :D Its Cake time!

[llirbwerdnadivad]

@onearmedmario How was the cake?

[llirbwerdnadivad]

Also at 0:51, 1:07, and 1:54...

[caioagurgel]

@onearmedmario hey you got it DO IT!

[alex29bass]

@onearmedmario your move now, dude.

[kuandthedruid]

734 (4l<3 15 4 l13!!!10101

[jimpa103]

one cross bohr electomagntic imaging rhubarb XD

[craneberry20]

how do u upload such videos from where and how?

[pfaccioxx]

0:41 THE CAKE IS A LIE

0:52 THE CAKE IS A LIE

1:07 THE CAKE IS A LIE

1:54 THE CAKE It's a lie

Pfaccioxx: Mmmmm this cake is the best thing I've ever, er, er, *cant breathe*

...

*vomits*

Pfaccioxx: Aaaaa much better, I think I'll have another piece!

[Philip1995]

u think that's enough fish ? 

[trance92]

i saw that subliminal message and you lie the cake is not a lie

[omglolwtf66]

I seem to be having stomach pains right now. Maybe I should consume some magnetic imaging rhubarb in order to locate the cause of the problem.

[VallornDeathblade]

anyone else notice that "The Cake Is a Lie" flashes up every now and then?

[colinft]

Cake? CAKE?!?

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! :-D

[spookychick78]

MADNESS?!

THIS.

IS.

...Cake. :D

[Thiefenz]

what's with the subliminal messages I can't read?

[randolit]

only chuck norris can eat this cake 0_0

[xXRandomestUserXx]

0:40-0:41 "THE CAKE IS A LIE"

[TheWayfarer987]

Pause at 1:54.

Can you see the poster thing?

[illdoitin5mins]

I wasnt looking at the subtitles and I thought it said deep penetration asians xD

[TheGamerMystery]

THE CAKE IS A LIE! LIE I TELL YOU ! LIE!

[Zuxtron]

I think that towards the end it got the cake recipe confused with instructions on how to preserve corpses.

[FrumpyFilmz]

When it says unsaturated polyester resin PAUSE REALLY FAST!!! It says the cake is a lie.

[BeakyRed]

rhubarb...rhubarb...rhubarb...­rhubarb...rhubarb...rhubarb...­rhubarb... sorry got my circuits tangled there

[irishtrash15]

Basically, lots of fish shaped rhubarb.

[RedSkullproductions3]

sediment shaped sediment LOL

[IanEduardoMeneses]

MOAR RHUBARB *puts 38437362 bags of rhubarb*

[CueCappa]

cake picture on 1:54 :D

[toph13139]

Well, I'd vote for GLaDOS if she ever enters Top Chef.

[excelman100]

i think Chuck Norris wrote the entry on "how to kill a person with your bare hands."

[TotallyTomisha]

i wote this down at 3:25 A.M. --4:00 A.M.

[CrsnCheez]

Thumbs up if you came here just to hear him say rhubarb

[sillyrocketman]

6 people actually tried to make this

[megaman00001]

In case anybody is wonering like I was, the pic that goes by in one frame at 1:53 is the same pic as found at: roflposters(dot) com /the-cake-its-a-lie/246123/

[Bramblestar427]

It sounds like a good cake without all the garnishes...

[jevimetal13]

@Bramblestar427 And whithout the RHUBARB

[Thiefenz]

@Bramblestar427 I would add the rhubarb on fire.

@Thiefenz I would add 1 cup juice from those new combustible lemons. I wouldn't want to set the cake on fire.