What to do During a Break-In

[reptile1011]

i skipped to 1:27 and thought you were being ass raped!

[MuffinzAndPiez]

0:34 Your new couch sounds very comfortable :o

[TheAstrosfan6]

14 steps, that's a lot to remember, I hope I can learn by tonight...

[beastintwin2]

cop-is that an alligator pit over there? craig-uh time to go! cop-U gotta permit for that?

xDDD

[autospoke]

step 14 is a good step.

[JapaneseSkye]

0:32 Best Face Ever!

[BenStanleyVlog]

You wouldn't wear black gloves as a stagehand. You should be dressed in all black except for the face and hands. This is so that you can blend into the darkness, but you don't want you hands to blend in so that someone doesn't run them over with a set or something. DUH!

[SwampThing48]

Matt is secretly a cop.

[yourworstnightmar231]

well, it was a clone, not revenge clone but still a clone

[yourworstnightmar231]

ok, i am at 0:14 and I have a feeling that the person braking in is revenge clone

[jaymeeboh]

Wheezy doesn't want us to see his new bedroom! How rude.

(Also, how is he searching things during the intro? He stated in previous videos that the intro stops time. BOOM: Neckbeard victory.)

[Bbjenious]

@jaymeeboh Time machine

[airnbobo]

Step 14 FTW!

[shhhbevewyvewyquiet]

hilarious

[gallifrey27]

This was brilliant! I couldn't stop laughing.

[MsNumber56]

I've seen this a lot of time because whenever i'm watching your videos and this one is in the sidebar, i see that thumbnail and it cracks me up everytime

[alaricdogface]

Looks like banana peel on the faucet - that may be a clue!

[kelkimble23]

Police guy sounds like Matt's revenge clone

[RoadRunnerLaser]

Daaaayummm!!! You look so much like Kenny Everett in the thumbnail of this video... I did a double-take.

[GoggleFoetus]

Press 4 repeatadely and WheezyWaiter will stare into your so-o-o-o-o-o-u-u-u-l-l-l-l-l-l­!!!!

[Aeryn7Sun]

Ah I thought the police guy was gonna be the burglar!

[mhaseth]

@RagingMothers Yes it is, listen to the part were he says "Don't touch me" one of the things that Toby says a lot, and in a voice that sounds like toby. Also Toby has mentioned wheezywaiter several times before, and has mentioned working with him.

[regularguy5mb]

To determine if you are a clone:

Order yourself to the alligator pit. Only the real Craig wouldn't jump.

[mhaseth]

Te cop is Toby Turner!!!!

[RagingMothers]

@mhaseth nope.

[TheKillerPoptart]

@mhaseth I thought it was~! :DD

[RhondaAnaconda123]

When he said "What do i do?!" during the intro, i died inside. But then it wasn't an interactive :D

[KillVegas057]

Needs more coffee cup....

[uhuhuh1966]

I'm sorry I KNOW this has been said 1000 times but...the thumbnail for this vid is EPIC, and I KEEP seeing it! and I laugh out loud every single time loll

[ActionShorts7]

BEST.THUMBNAIL.EVAR. <3 WW

[przemo205]

i like ure alibaba beard can i lick it ? with some ketchup ?

[Shogan032]

I love how the thumbnail makes you look overcome with fear, which works with the title of the video, but you're actually just moving a couch. A new couch, mind you.

[nellytheninkynonk]

Step eight rhymes.

[ChanteiMcMaster]

I SAW THE HALL WAY!!!!!! Now if explosion wednesday becomes a thing my life will be complete.....

[ActionShorts7]

Best Video thumbnail EVAR.

[slaidification]

some guy broke into my apartment last wekk. he didn't take the tv, just the remote. now he drives by and changes the channel. SICK BASTARD!

[hamza45001]

i mean Mr gric

[CDclaymations]

Does Step 8 by chance rhyme?

[TheGunslingerman10]

The eyes, the nose, the throat And the most important place to hit if theres a person breking into your house, the groin

[DramaToni]

lol. 10 and friend doesn't rhyme.

[hamza45001]

your house is cool

[hamza45001]

this is one of the best video you made Mr.Whezzy

[NerdyWebPage]

Stab Stab Oh Wait ..

[soundslikestu]

1:03 to 1:23 is the best 20 seconds of anything ever committed to video. <3

[CosmicKumquat]

Step 8. Wait. Step 8 rhymes. *stares at camera in awe of its rhyminess*

[Mamadhero]

Totally fantastic video!

[JeffyVlogs]

the people that live under you must hate you XD

[SmallMediumLarge41]

this is most likely what i and Craig alike will do if anyone ever tries to rob our houses... :)

[TheZandernator]

1:17 best part ever

[BethTheBubblyGirl]

MAAAAAAATTTTTTT <3

[Koru]

Was that a Braveheart VHS, Wheezy?

[0611930024838]

step1: run upstairs, get the 45

step2: shoot a few times.

[peaceluvcandy4]

Step 14 is my favorite step. I use it even when there's not a break-in. I use it even when I'm the one breaking in.

[NerdyLikes]

IT IS THE HALLWAY.

[aburger9009]

fyi revenge clone has a secret lair in your building's basement...

[B3ASTGUY275]

am i, am i a clone?

[ilovearelandj]

Your neighbors must hate you haha

[bornkilla5408]

Step:12: throw things. Hmmm pillow wasnt a good choice

[violentphotography]

i skipped to 0:32 and thought you were being butt raped...

[johmarie7]

after watching the latest video with the black hooded-clone i have no doubt you do take dance-lessons! or you are a natural!

[rickwoodscoots]

i like how this incorporates with the new video

[maribethmichelle]

haha :) i laughed so hard at the part where you started jumping up and down.

[AmeliaActing]

You look like a white Martin Luther King Jr.

[0101010101010101ful]

dont worry wheezy 98% of burgulers are breed lovers,he wont hurt you...unless he is with the other 2%.....

[Imnon1]

That policeman's hand looks suspiciously like matt's hand.

[Chardymc]

Surely there should be a step to making sure the police officer isn't just the burgular pretending. Also if somebody is having trouble getting through your front door opening a window for them seems like a stupid move to make.

[ECST4C]

"i need a new living situation" <3

[chipiy172]

0:31 BEST FACE EVER

[vicente321]

that cop is a giant.

[TreyRust]

Yes, you are a clone, you killed Original Craig in the video "Original Craig"

[mrdcfan1996]

when do we get the clone POV ?

[CurtisHoff]

y u no do clone perspective yet wheezy waiter?

[CurtisHoff]

y u no do clone perspective yet wheezy waiter?

[orangreengirl10]

I wonder what his neighbors think.

[theLINKR]

step eight rhymes

and so does 10

[lucyzg]

Hahhaha this is one of your best videos :DD

[lucyzg]

Hahhaha this is one of your best videos :DD

[oh9ah6]

Who did I just see the hallway ?? :o

[oh9ah6]

Step eight rhymes :o

[okaytrees]

it took me 3 minutes and 52 seconds to finish my sandwich that I had began eating when i commenced this video. thank you for entertaining me whilst i ate my sandwich.

[powdacat]

1080p, so you can see his beard in even greater magnificence =D

[SiggMiseter]

There has been so many confusing episodes... we can't even be sure that the Greg now is actually the real Greg from the beginning.

[capnlumps]

1:32

[TheStalkertard]

step 8 rhymes

[LaughtersTheKey]

The thumbnail for this video.. xD

[btmjt]

what if all this time, every wheezy waiter video who we thought was him, was really a clone. all this time the real craig was on vacation and decided to elongate his stay because a clone was doing his job for him :o

[Ri1seAgainst]

I bet your neighbors love you

[stompySharpNpointy]

the guy trying to break in will die of laughter

[smileyxgirl11]

\(0o0)/

[mikeysrose]

He had someone else helping with the video. He really does know people.

[Phagitue]

You always have the coolest shirts. GIVE THEM TO ME!

[SocksForDobby97]

＼(>o<)／ 

Where yo vids at, Wheezy?!

[Lizzchip146]

aw! I wanted to hear about the crazy day he was having! :(

[CaptainSteelRain]

I have officially gone through and watched every Wheezywaiter video. I feel like such a boss.

[sarahlovesyaah]

that was a tall cop...

[properliz]

Mere stage hand? We RUN the show :P

[VLicious8704]

@properliz I for one totally appreciate the multi-talented skills of the true stage hand. *high five*

[guitarfan149]

wheezys dead

[the1guyagain]

3:59

[the1guyagain]

2:44 don't worry wheezy, i'll be your friend!

[the1guyagain]

2:12 "i'm bored"!

[the1guyagain]

2:12

[ukulelemaybe]

I feel surprisingly educated o.o

[spineoft33th]

...Is this a reupload?

[auntyraray]

existential crisis ! FTW

[vampirefangs105]

oh great.. now i want someone to break-in -_-

[Drwhowimbledonchamp7]

1:33

'nuff said

[kemey1494]

Step 8 rhymes... O_o

[olithegreat]

Have your neighbors asked what all the noise is yet?

[tacoismykitty]

no matter how many times i click this video it won't say i watched it on the home page! it makes me feel guilty, like i hadn't even watched the video at all :(

[ilovetodraw555]

So I thinking you are the stupids jk I luvs youz.

[TadewiiBird]

hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha xD

[maddymoo58]

Can I smell your beard?

[maddymoo58]

I Like Turtles.

[lilshortypie72]

i recognize matt's voice :>

[HipHopKiller94]

Does anyone else wants a new video ???

[crayonssssss]

i wonder what craig's neighbours must think of the ruckus he makes.. (:

[Melopeed]

Soo, where's the new vid?

[qo999966666]

wheezy u should do internet dating

[OliveTree1318]

Faved it to a playlist. Could be helpful for the future :D

[savannaslice]

your neighbors probably hate you.

[rbass311]

The lead singer from "the shins" did a show last night on Jimmy Fallon and he looks JUST LIKE YOU. It was SCARY!

[nothingman2010]

Your neighbours downstairs must love you

[amurderofcrowz]

you are a star Craig 

[DiabloBanana]

deserves so many more view

[LAHrebirth]

STEP 15

if all else fails make a army of clones to protect the parameter

[makaiallensmith]

@LAHrebirth perimeter*

[tyson145]

you forgot a very important step.....use charlie sheen tiger blood to blind the burglar while he approaches you!

[brioshell]

Is that an alligator pit?NOPE!Chuck Testa!

[MigglesTheGidget]

@brioshell XD YES!

[armoredmex116]

@brioshell did you get that from 7roll?

[brioshell]

@armoredmex116 NOPE!Chuck Testa.First time I've seen the CHUCK TESTA commercial was on Memebase...

[TheMRAchu3]

mm ive heard that hallway is nice

[launchmusicc]

I hope I never see another Ty the regular guy vid again

[kayslaay]

@launchmusicc Jokes on you, we'll be seeing him for a looong time! hahahah

[MrKeiTV]

R.I.P Craig Wheezy Waiter Benzine

[MsBleachification]

Did Craig die? He hasn't made a video in 4 days!!!!!!!1 VIP

[310BPM]

what kind of video are you making, Matt?

[thebrassmonkey100]

Step 8 rhymes.....

[erab1996]

i tried this and got :(

[Skullfinder987]

y u no post new video weezy waiter?

[TheThedGuy]

I HAVE SEEN THE BEAUTIFUL HALLWAY!!

[redflufflykins]

Wheezy has been long dead. All that is left is clones.

[Blove2dance1234]

"Step eight rhymes" -Craig B

[WhirledSol]

I could spend all day watching Wheezy move furniture in his apartment. That's comedic gold.

[buttercupisevil]

Sounded like the cop was Ty the Regular Guy. Just a guess xD

[SquishySavvy]

Wrest

[chicagoo17]

Does step 8 rhyme?

[ZhuZhuWebkinz101]

you should speak japanese in a video

[KEDonmoyer]

I love ur new couch and all but u should get a new one!

[MustBePie]

when he said step 8 rhymed i got really awkward :P

[Mystique1919]

Craig, can you please finish telling us the story of the crazy day you were having?

[chlosterstudios]

fail

[sidnemesis]

man...u r great :))

[InherentlyNerdy]

you know wheezy always is asking himself if he's a clone what if he cloned himself so many times that the real craig and the clones minds fused to where craig is still a waiter and the clones have taken over the web show and... hey is that a new couch?!?!?!

[NewYork646NY]

I LOVE WHEEZY

[NewYork646NY]

I LOVE WHEEZY

[tehboxface]

NOOOOOO YOUTUBE UNSUBBED ME TO WEEZY

GOTTA CATCH UP

[frickinxtreme]

is he actually going to chose a new outro?

[jesuslovescock1]

That Police man sounded slightly Canadian to me

[begoniaskies]

I was expecting him to teleport after picking up the coffee mug...

[saluja6]

soo, how do you keep track of who Wheezy Prime is when you've got so many clones?

[stephtubbs]

Craig, handstand in 3...2...1...GO!

[MuppetsRfUN]

I love you!

[robloxplox]

can i just shoot him and skip all of the steps?

[HappiDoll]

That's one tall cop. :o

[DarkBootsExorcist]

You really need to get your glasses back, it's really starting to bug me

[aemrath]

charlie mcdonnell (charlieissocoollike) has a singing carpet too.

[aemrath]

GUESS WHAT??!???!?!

[emilyapathy]

Wonderful on so many levels

[mellowyellowcello]

BRAVEHEART. best weapon EVER