My Favorites from RiffTrax - The Sixth Sense

[homicidemanex]

SWORD IN THE BORDER BOWL



[slackerboy02]

Bruce Willis is a sled...no, Bruce Willis is really Luke Skywalker's father...

[Teeg32]

Hey at 5:35 is that Peter Stormare being hanged?

[DashCat9]

"Poor guy's just lost without something to shoot at..."

[MissAngryGinger]

"It was little Stevie King." Spewed chocolate chips out my mouth. My computer is kind of nasty now.

[MrComoncur]

Eww bruce willis admited to geting armhair boners

[LanceII]

M. Night really made a mistake not going with tha AH-OOOGAH horn.

[Myytmovies]

@LanceII I must've been MR FREEZE! He's coming to kick some ICE! Stay cold!

[FrozenHelium]

what's with the mechanical voice that quotes certain bits of dialogue throughout this video?

[WesHatesYourMovie]

@FrozenHelium It's DisemBaudio. It lets you sync of the mp3 with the DVD.

[Kolbatsu]

Hayley Joel Osment is Keyser Sosey. Aw crap i spoiled it

[Pothatuu]

Love the "Crying Game" reference at the start...

[mst3k54]

Creepy little boys were on sale at ACME

[JCfreak88]

"fairly in the pool" was that a reference to "Lady in the Water"

[NuGhost]

"You were telling me I was having trouble coping w/ my parent's divorce..."

*They were still married you idiot!* Lmao!!!!!!!

[godbluffvdgg]

Going past the cemetery... Hey cole, hi cole...You suck cole..Lol

[lukegreen37]

Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and Signs were the only good Shyamalan films.

[Fotclove]

@weshatesyourmovie I thought that was a reference to A.I. cuz that kid played in that too n throughout the whole movie he's looking for the blue fairy to change him into a real boy

[WesHatesYourMovie]

@Fotclove You might be right. Both movies have a fairy in the water, so I guess it works for both.

[Fotclove]

I call him tighty whitey suicidey lmao!

[Videot01]

5:31

Oh my god. Rifftrax rocks.

[dragonkeeper19600]

"Like maybe there's a fairy in your pool?"

... Was that a Transformers reference?

[WesHatesYourMovie]

@dragonkeeper19600 No, it's a reference to Lady in the Water, a truly terrible Shyamalama-ding-dong movie.

[dragonkeeper19600]

@dragonkeeper19600 Oh, that makes sense. I've never actually seen that movie.

[BellaCullen325]

@dragonkeeper19600 Why would it be a Transformers refrence? Did you see a fairy in any of the three movies? Or even the TV shows?

[dragonkeeper19600]

@BellaCullen325 In the 2007 movie, Ironhide pops out of a swimming pool. A little girl hears the commotion and goes outside to see. Upon seeing Ironhide, she goes "'Scuse me, are you the tooth fairy?"

Kind of obscure, I know. But that's the first thing I thought of.

[BellaCullen325]

@dragonkeeper19600 Oh, I see, I forgot about that one. You automatically deny fairies or anything magical when you hear Transformers.

[dragonkeeper19600]

@BellaCullen325 *laughs* I guess so.

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@dragonkeeper19600 You know what seems weird to me in that scene? How did Ironhide not make a 40+ foot crater in that yard?

[dragonkeeper19600]

@PunchSydeironReviews Who... cares?

Yeah, I think that's it.

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@dragonkeeper19600 Whoa, no need for that. _I_ care. Landmine left a giant crater in the "Transformers: Cybertron" pilot. But then again, I'm asking for logic in an overrated Michael Bay film.

[dragonkeeper19600]

@PunchSydeironReviews Sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude.

In films, there's something called, "Suspension of Disbelief," which basically means exactly what it sounds like. Certain things in movies that don't make any sense logically are accepted by the audience because they're so immersed in the story. Like how very few people complain that space is so noisy in Star Wars or how Nemo probably would have been grinded into ceviche.

[dragonkeeper19600]

@PunchSydeironReviews (continued)

There are, however, moments when Suspension of Disbelief fails, and I guess for you, the pool thing is one of those times. For me personally, it's that Sam keeps obtaining so many hot girlfriends with no personality flaws despite being a total spazz, and _I_ care about that.

But, different folks, different strokes, I suppose.

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@dragonkeeper19600 I know about suspension of disbelief. I'm willing to allow it once or twice in every film, but in Bay's Transformers films, logic is even more far-fetched than Christianity, Judaism, and Hinduism somehow co-existing in the Indiana Jones movies. The logic is stretched a little too thinly to keep me in the story.

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@dragonkeeper19600 I agree with you about Sam. As Film Brain sarcastically put it "we all know LeBeouf rocks the sexy." He seems kind of cruel to Bumblebee at times. In TF2, Sam gets mad at him for destroying those appliance bots, even though Bee saved his life, coming to his aid as Sam called for him. In TF3, Sam rapidly kicks Bee's bumper. Sam seems like an ungrateful jerk sometimes. Why can't he just roll with this? If there's anything I've learned from Megas XLR, chicks dig giant robots.

[dragonkeeper19600]

@PunchSydeironReviews Totally.

[tehWudge]

Why does dissembodio just say things that are happening in the movie?

[DomIstKrieg]

@tehWudge It is to ensure that the movie and the rifftrax are at the same place. You line up the joketrack with your copy of the movie.

[tehWudge]

What

[vampire96ism]

realy I am dying to watch signs movie but I m not paying a penny to watch any stinky movie :)

[vampire96ism]

@BecomeMyNewCat

Ya u r right they missed something in this part it doesn't make any sense

[DrThunder88]

I about died after the Wilkins Coffee reference.

[Morg1112]

hey was with the robot voice?

[WesHatesYourMovie]

@Morg1112 It's DisembAudio. He's for syncing up the DVD with the mp3 file.

[Morg1112]

@WesHatesYourMovie yeah i read on him, didn't know he was to sync up as while

[nagaking07]

This movie and Signs are proof that Shamylan CAN direct and make movies. He just hasn't done that lately. Maybe the Last Airbender was just a way of killing time for him.

[RDV333]

@nagaking07 Bullshit. look at the plot holes it has! For example:

- So many people have died over the years that the millions count is perhaps too acute; then why the hell does osment only see a few ghosts? they should be surronding him;

- Does bruce willis not attempt to eat? to drink? to go meet his fucking wife? To attempt a conversation with the women whose son he essentially adopted? No, he doesn't. why?

- How is it that osment doesn't think HE is dead but doesn't realize willis is?

[nagaking07]

@RDV333 Just an opinion.

[WesHatesYourMovie]

@BecomeMyNewCat I haven't seen The Happening, but I've seen The Last Airbender and Oh My God is that movie horrible (and the RiffTrax of it is great). It's really sad, because I like Shyamalan's early stuff, and I don't like to hate on him (same with Lucas). But shit is shit. I just wish M. Night could get back to making good movies. Of course, I also wish that Frank Miller would get back to writing good comic books, and look where that's got me. :(

[LarimerFilms]

@WesHatesYourMovie He just needs to write better.

[ElvenRaptor]

@WesHatesYourMovie Miller has some excuse, because people keep buying his stuff. M. Night, however, hasn't had a success since The Village, and that was just mild. If anything were going to penetrate that skull of his, it would have been Last Airbender.

[WesHatesYourMovie]

@BecomeMyNewCat That's actually one of the really clever things about the movie. If you watch it carefully, they never have a real back-and-forth. There are several scenes where it looks like they just had a conversation, but it never actually shows them having one. This was back when Shyamalan knew how to make a movie.

[shuiyuki]

@WesHatesYourMovie Back before he thought hey! I am going to make Nicolas cage do weird things?

[KreatorRage]

@shuiyuki Nic Cage is always hilarious, no matter how crappy the movie he's in actually is.

[pdlbean]

wavy hat and chesnut ice?

[PyrozPlayground]

Wavey hat and chest nut ice? lol

[Taramw32]

"I miss you..."

"Ah, her recurring dream about the McRib."

[LOTR4ever1]

"Hey who locked the closet of mystery?" Yuka, yuka, yuka!

[NateSean]

To be entirely fair...it was the fault of millions of movie going fans everywhere that Shamylan scored so high in the box office. Now he thinks he can swallow the script for a decent anime series and poop out the next Twilight franchise.

So, thanks a lot movie going audiences of 1999. I owe you a kick in the gonads if you ever want to cash in.

[smecking]

I love RiffTrax and this one is really good, but I can't ignore the actual film during the Donnie Wahlberg scene. He is so terrifying and pathetic in that role. "Now LOOK AT ME!!"

[DomIstKrieg]

i actually got the joke at 1:08 about whispering if theres a cake in the oven. I feel ashamed.

[DigitalBookWorm]

@DomIstKrieg

I didn't realize it was a reference to anything. What was it?

[DomIstKrieg]

@DigitalBookWorm There was a movie with shaquelle o'neal called kazaam. It was about a genie. It was unfathomably bad. The main character who was a kid had a mother who for some reason insisted people whisper when there was a cake baking in the oven. No explanation in the movie. Just loads of whispering.

[AddisonLea]

@DomIstKrieg

Actually, I think it might be a reference to the film Brighton Beach Memoirs, which was really good, much unlike Kazaam. At one point, the main character's mom makes him whisper while she's making a cake, to prevent it from drooping, maybe, I guess. I don't know the science, haha.

[DomIstKrieg]

@AddisonLea That could be it also. I dunno though.

[gothmandy6]

"Stained underwear Kowolski, is that you?" LMAO

[dstewart0729]

Cracked.com did a couple of articles on the Sixth Sense. In one, they pointed out that the big twist ending had been done before, on Are You Afraid of the Dark. In another, they pointed out that the kid's mother is pretty terrible. Delete Bruce from the scenes, and it becomes apparent that she was doing nothing to help her troubled kid. She was even leaving him unsupervised constantly. Who was with him at church? No one. Who chaperoned him across town to crash a funeral? No one.

[cmurphy2826]

"Salve me, oh psychotic litle kid!"

[slothbp]

I love the Bonesaw jokes. Bonesaw is ready!

[Wurbyfu]

Did chris crocker come out of the bathroom??

[johnhamilton08]

You don't even recognize your own patient?

Stained Underwear Kowalsky is that you?

[accountnumber102]

BONESAW's got a Master's!

[DOMSKEE75]

The real Bart Simpson was a let down lmao

[SpikeJet2736]

"Poor guy's just lost without something to shoot at"

LOL So true

[rasheedzee]

"it stings even more cus he's a pine sol salesmen"

Best. Timed. Rifftrax. line. EVER!!!!!!!!

[SunthunderBolt1]

The Mcrib is back!

[Enzofromwb]

3:06 slayed me. I have no idea why, but I just woke up someone in the house with my laughing.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Poor guy's just lost without somethin to shoot at"

[SunthunderBolt1]

Spinal Tap reference!

[Qballz23]

you suck cole!

[ben4711107]

This movie is not that great, he just ripped off an episode of Are you Afraid of the Dark...not that original

[johnnyfive222]

@ben4711107

The tale of the dream girl isn't it? He even admitted it.Where a boy keeps seeing a girl and it turns out to be his girlfriend from his life and they had both died in a car crash.

[DaGoulian]

M Night sure is one 'SHAM' of a director ha ha ha ha yeah I'm sorry.

[Jennytheshipper]

OMG, Awesome Big Chill reference.

[JangoFett07]

Hm...they didn't like The Sixth Sense? I love these guys but it seems like they don't care for most things. Which is sad.

[WesHatesYourMovie]

@JangoFett07 It's really hard to tell what they thought of it. You can tell when they really hate a movie. The Phantom Menace, Twilight and Matrix Revolutions RiffTrax are good examples of the tone they take when they truly hate a movie. The Sixth Sense RiffTrax doesn't have that tone at all, which makes me think that they either like it or just don't hate it enough to get worked up about it.

If you ask me, Sixth Sense and unbreakable are the only Shyamalan movies worth watching.

[JangoFett07]

@WesHatesYourMovie I dig Signs but ya The Sixth Sense is great and Unbreakable is his masterpieces. The rest are garbage. I know what you mean about not knowing what they thought. Sometimes you can tell if they actually dislike it or are just poking fun. I watched their Terminator 3 one and I didn't get the vibe they hated like I thought it would. They poked fun but...they weren't really hating on it. Which is good cause while the first two are masterpeices the third isn't that bad. It's decent.

[JamesOhGoodie]

@WesHatesYourMovie I dunno, I put in the argument that "Signs" holds up until LITERALLY the very end. But anything onwards from "The Village" is unwatchable.

[GunshyPigeon]

@WesHatesYourMovie

but that's only because Bruce Willis is freaking epic!

[CitizenCobalt]

@WesHatesYourMovie

Yeah, you can tell if they hate it. They riffed the Dark Knight but still loved it.

[JamesEvil9]

@WesHatesYourMovie Well remember,they also did a Rifftrax for Casablanca,which they all agree is one of the greatest classic movies ever made.I don't think it's only the quality of a movie that brings them to riff on it,but also the level of hype the film receives.

[trapadoored]

@WesHatesYourMovie

-about the only time I've ever seen them riff anything without feeling their hatred of it was the small clip of Men in Black on the summer blockbuster review ( cuz Bobo was being loud) otherwise, even when these 3 don't hate something, it feels like they do to me. That's why I'm glad they do the big budget movies instead of the Cinematic Titanic folks doing them. The big budget money wasters are the films that deserve the hate, not cute little films like"the Alien Factor".

[FHCTech]

@WesHatesYourMovie

Sixth Sense is one of the only works by Sham-a-lam that can be considered a "movie".

I have yet to watch Unbreakable.

[WesHatesYourMovie]

@FHCTech It's worth watching if you get a chance.

[FHCTech]

@WesHatesYourMovie

Any movie that contains Bruce Willis AND Samuel L Jackson is worth giving a shot :-)

They're some of my favorite action stars...

Soooo looking forward to seeing the Avengers....its just too bad they couldn't stick Bruce and Tommy Lee Jones in there as well...

So much snark the movie would fold in on itself into a singularity of snappy comebacks.

[educatedcockroach]

@JangoFett07 They've done some really good films before (casablanca, dark knight) and done a good job, but as Wes says, they have a certain tone they take with movies they hate. This is not one of them. Hell, these guys love movies, they're just good at making fun of them.

[AyKayFoTeeSeVen]

@JangoFett07 When they riffed Casablanca, they had to admit that they don't hate every movie they watch, its just that some are easier to make fun of if you highlight the negative aspects

[GoldenFlither15]

@JangoFett07 *laughs* Oh, come now, you gotta have a sense of humour about movies. If they did a Rifftrax to 'The Godfahter', I'm sure it'd be hilarious. Just because they make jokes, it doesn't mean they like or dislike the movie. No movie's ever perfect, after all.

[UrbanZ0mbie]

@JangoFett07 I don't see them being mean but just being dorks on it; I do it all the time for mostly EVERYTHING.

[bobbyandbeans]

Clash of the Titans should be easy for them - I swear they made that movie thinking to themselves "Your move, Rifftrax."

[Anynom]

Man, can't wait for them to get to Last Airbender to give M the thrashing he so well deserves.

[WesHatesYourMovie]

@Anynom They said at ComiCon that Clash of the Titans and The Last Airbender would be their next movies, so it's only a matter of time. :)

[JamesOhGoodie]

@WesHatesYourMovie The REALLY depressing thing about "Airbender"? It can't technically be considered a box office flop.  It's already grossed $250 million worldwide, so it at least made its budget and marketing back.

[thevintagerose]

@WesHatesYourMovie Oh, I am so excited for that. To call The Last Airbender a colossal disappointment would be an insult to all of the colossal disappointments in the world.