Future House

[Gafaton]

Aaaand you get 1 more subscriber.

[PAXXDADDY]

I thought this would be Hugh Laurie's son or something

[diosoth]

The moral of this video- some women are just stuck-up bitches who nitpick over small shit.

More like most women.

[DayhawkSilverstar]

I have no idea how I got to this video. BUT thank you! That was great.

[zanattamtm]

FAAAGGGGGG

[HMSTroll]

@zanattamtm wow you wrote your autobiography.

[mearp69]

LMAO, id love the house but it would drive my other half up the wall, well done here!!!

[Santana105]

It has fucking laser molding

[khalidbrain]

زيد

الب



[LigerRed]

LMAOOOOOO sugarbunny babybear LOL

[raspberrycuttlefish]

I'm kind of really sad that this house doesn't exist :c

[CodenameJD]

How many times have I rewatched this video...

[oldcrows40]

I love the Enders game reference

[aivzdog]

Its good until the computer takes over!!!

[SideshowsCarnival]

LiFe's Short Have FuN, MMFwCarnivalLuv..........

[incendiaryWorks]

cookies...?

[BloodyRose2626]

Forget the molding! We'll have fucking laser molding! And all you need to know about the molding is that ill rip it off with my fingernails and cram it down your throat, if we do not buy and then live in this house FOR THE REST OF OUR WHOLESOME LIVES! lol xD. I love Swaim.

[copperheadsif]

@EEngineerX

thats..not even close to what he said lol

[t3h51d3w1nd3r]

lol his reaction in the hall way

[jogg100]

Cute and epic! :)

[MERTx123]

What's a super toilet?

[Lesserthannone]

Imagine the partys!!!

[photon72]

I would so never get out anymore.

[theweirdcrazycatlady]

3:34 nice way to spit on her mike! :)

[FromRussiaWithLuv007]

He kinda looks like Chris Pine

[matelue]

Can I marry the realtor?

[TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA]

LOL that was hilarious

[superawesomesuperkid]

Oh! I'll take it!

[MnesomnesTears]

Honeybunny...

RETARD...

He has a very valid point. She's clearly retarded.

[JeepersMedia]

Still, One of my Favorite ALL TIME YouTube Videos! I always promote it as much as I can! (Even though we never saw the Super Toilet)

[limchulsu]

this is genious

[limchulsu]

@limchulsu lol stupid its spelled genius

[HyperShadic777]

RETARD!

[laurierchick11]

#mindisblown

[lightdog100]

ok well i guss they thought of every thing lol

[Kyle1marcks]

My first house I see myself finding a house like these and doing this to my wife

[AbdulRButt]

bitch

[foodlovingpig]

After a little more than 2 years, I'm STILL wondering what a Super Toilet is.

[echovoice]

@foodlovingpig It's a reference to something from the Nickelodeon Cartoon 'Fairly Odd Parents"

[xlaleclx]

@echovoice There was a "Super Toilet" in Fairly Odd Parents but I really doubt that was a reference to it.

[00madbox00]

@foodlovingpig I think the Super Toilet is like the Superman of toilets, except without the lame haircut.

[wermzor]

hunny bunny?

retard??

[echovoice]

I did a search for 'star trek house' and cam across this. WONDERFUL stuff!

[afro10k]

@echovoice you did a search for star trek house?

[Trolleatingpankakes]

Homes should have built in computers

[thejohnykilroy]

...what's a supertoilet?....

[dRozer4200]

Peep...forever 21 rave....

[x3blackrainbow]

"and you know i love you more than anything, booger baby bunny bear, but i swear to everything holy death will do us part if we do not get this house !!!

[Zetaseta]

SPEECHLESS!!!!! LOL

[markhill1105]

we have fucking laser molding

[tigerwind20]

Does the salesman look surprisingly like Kirk from Star Trek 2010?

[elr4355]

@tigerwind20 no

[SunnySideUp2213]

lol @ the Star Trek: TNG nod

[lblbates]

holy shit i have that same exact fucking fridge! 1:51 !!!!

[Blahling]

how How HOw HOW can anyone Dislike this?? It was outrageously hilarious

[theogore]

Great writing, quality video, excellent effects, super cast - um, what else? Oh, yeh - fucking funny....

[gamer3295]

seriously now i want to find out wat a super toilet is since they did not see and show us

[Credithelper75]

LMAO! This is great....."I will Murder You!" You know this is just how it would be too...the guy would flip out, and the girl would care less.

[lordhazztrow]

lol

[seekmore06]

I'm pretty sure, if that house doesn't give you a spontaneous orgasm and the offer of everything up to and including both your firstborn and your soul, your right to be considered human is officially revoked.

[DrewBlue86]

"Honey, where'd you get that thing" "Theres a room full of 'em!" (laser gun) lol

[AA18F]

Full metal Jacket :D Hooooo raaaaah

[DAKGOD4EVER]

lol

[Kristiants1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA 2:23 I will MURDER YOU!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[FuneralPartyAudio]

Michael Swaim is a fucking fantastic actor.

[LousShar]

the riding mower was from the FUTURE!

[ChoolyBuzkill]

Michael Swaim is so god damned hilarious.

"I will kill you" lol!

[nepher99]

lol that's awesome!!!

[RainBirdLori]

HAHAHAHAHA Beautiful.... when can I move in?

[Mayokitty7]

Ironically, the name 'Those Aren't Muskets" is a Star Trek [TNG] reference ^__^

[TheSeriesHasCrashed]

@Mayokitty7

How is that Ironic, if anything it's quite relevant considering the house is modeled after "StarTrek"

[Mayokitty7]

@TheSeriesHasCrashed Because if I remember, they named the group without directly knowing the reference until they searched it.

[urantivirus]

@Mayokitty7 Was the Star Trek rap ironic too? If you can't tell, I completely disagree with you. :P

[urantivirus]

@TheSeriesHasCrashed I agree with you, it isn't ironic at all.

[Thatonekid236]

the cookies were drugged lol

[ez1337ze]

fucking lazer molding

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

DONT'T GET MARRIYD

[vinceraptor]

Goes to show how dumb women can be LOL. "Oh its a horrid color I think well pass." *guy freaks out* Its a fucking starship!!! SOLD! I'll give you my wife for the ship! LOL

*glad im not married* :P

[ross817]

If anyone EVER calls you "honey bunny", the LAST thing you should ever do is marry them.

Trust me, it will never turn out well.

[BonesxtoxPaste]

@ross817 What about just honey? Or honey bear? Does it not work beause it rhymes? Or because it sounds like a teenager thing to say?

[ross817]

@BonesxtoxPaste "Honey" sounds okay to me but just because I hear it so often on TV. I'm not sure why "honey bunny" and "honey bear" sound terrible to me, but they do. I assumed that since I reacted that way to hearing it, some other people would probably feel that way as well. Guess not. :-/

[BonesxtoxPaste]

@ross817 Ah, I see. I always found it weird/creepy when someone calls me honey bunny or something like it. It's damn weird.

[idotrekreviews]

The realtor looks like my geometry teacher.

[MrApeshoes]

I´m a HUUUUGE star trek fan and this worked on me like on the guy... i was just like wtf? why you´re even considering not buying the house! it has a HOLODECK ^^

[RDGcompany]

whahahaha ROFL! , i love star trek but this is hilarisch (Realy Funny).

because of that your upload recieved a place in MY Special "[Dhr] [Ricardo De G] favourite Movie Channel Section.

TNX 5*

[HolyStylezz]

3:34 He spits in her Hair, haha KING

[JillianaCornejo]

This is just a hall way...(Bored)

"I LIKE IT. " : D

[videoghost]

swaim is a god!

[DeadEros]

I think those are the same shoes from her "Elevator" skit.

[Leothiman]

This has to be the best one....I would buy this house in an instant.

[PirelliTheChef]

I will Murder you!

[adnbek]

Despite knowing this is a sketch, I still can't help but hate this chick! UGH... I'd fucking divorce her.

[detibry]

this is a perfect example of how any dude would react to this

[austin10ism]

buger baby bunny bear? what the hell

[ladynikon]

@gamr683 when it comes to computers woman we are always portrayed and morons.

[plasmapuppy]

Stupid bitch.

I'd be more excited than my husband to get a starship/LCARS house.

[MoooonshoesPotter]

i will MURDER YOU.

[MoooonshoesPotter]

OMG THIS IS THE BEST.

[Forgott3n36]

OMG it knows my name

[TripleTounger]

The ending was the best part for me. lol She said "Ah, I'll take it!"

[aerogent87]

Reeeetard

[Hydra003]

That guy does NOT know how to shop for houses.

[pureevilfnord]

This is about 47 kinds of fucking awesome!

[Dictatorship23]

@ladynikon Believe it or not people don't create everything with some sort of ulterior message that women are inferior, or whatever it may be. It's just a funny video.

[bob88099]

@ladynikon i get the feeling you wouldn't know "funny" if it landed in front of you with a 100ft neon sign stating "THIS IS FUNNY"

[azuritereaction]

@ladynikon if you'd like to stop segregation of stereotypes between the sexes, you might want to start by picking a username that isn't boasting what sex you are.

also, if you open your eyes, you might notice that the guy is portrayed as obsessed with sci-fi/gaming culture and impulsive, common "stereotypes" of men in popular culture.

the core of many forms of comedy is to find stereotypes in a society and amplify them, playing on the humor of how exaggerated they are. so yeah, don't flip out.

[gamr693]

@ladynikon the woman is NEVER portrayed as a moron. in almost ALL sitcoms the women are the smart, always right, ones and the men are always the bumbling idiots who can never remember anniversaries. Your stereotypes are backwards.

[TommyBShow]

@gamr693 haha and when the woman is wrong they always lie to the man so the man doesn't know they are wrong, bitches right?!

[gamr693]

@TommyBShow hahaha bitches aint nothin but hos and tricks.

[ladynikon]

As usual the woman is portrayed as a moron.

[adnbek]

@ladynikon Take off your "Throw rocks at boys" cap and that "I have the pussy, I make the rules" t-shirt and look at reality for a change. Watch any sort of TV these days and you'll see that you got it backwards with regards to how men and women are portrayed, especially on sitcoms.

[hynmay]

I give you such big props to creating this video! Off chance, what type of video editing software did you use? :) TTYL, hynmay

[TheKrazyJason]

hahaha, awesome!

[ThGGhosTT]

3:33 say it don't, spray it Swaim lol

[stincoolaid]

Girl: Hunnybunny.

Guy: RETARD!

lol 3:42

[Fabo1985]

this is soooo typical for women.omg rly good work!

you can give a woman 1mio bugs and she wont use em if they arent in the same color as her hair -.-

[furyianfyre]

Chicks...that's why I don't like them.

[ThePugsaregreat]

"Honey bunny."

"RETAAARD"

[InkyBloc]

Alternate interpretation: What if the woman was just being shrewd and not expressing too much enthusiasm so that maybe they could get it for a lower price?

[Ginyustyle]

@InkyBloc That interpretation isn't funny, so I'm thinking no.

[InkyBloc]

@Ginyustyle Subversions are always funny.

[Ginyustyle]

@InkyBloc No, see the joke is that she is unimpressed by an awesome house from the future. If she's into it then that undercuts the main premise, and falls flat by comparison. Two people wanting a house, that someone wants to sell them, lacks conflict, and is much less funny.

[InkyBloc]

@Ginyustyle You lost me.

[Ginyustyle]

@InkyBloc Clearly.

[WeTheFacade]

RETARD!! haha

[WetKant]

This is just a great, great sketch. And she`s HOT

[1N73RC3P7OR]

i hope that supertoilet wipes your ass soo that you dont need to do it XD

[MyLIfeStudios]

i would kill her , and then i'd transport her ass as far as a could

[Keytaster]

I WANT THAT HOUSE!!!!

Well, except the McConaughey lol

[Techborg]

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE MOLDING! theres fuckin laser molding..........

[xirtlu]

WTF OMG, LCARS and everything - me wanna!

[xirtlu]

WTF, LCARS

[Nekage]

RETAAAAAARD!!!

[angelofdarkness1901]

Seriously if I had to choose between Mathew McConaughey and Michael Swaim...I'd pick Swaim

[AshtonPhoto]

Matter materializer:

Food replicator.

Teleporter:

Transporter.

[SalientK]

I wanted to see the super toilet. :c

[atomicradiotheater]

The Moulding was awesome. The whole thing, awesome. 99.5% Awesome

[Lucaci89]

Ok this will sound really silly, but ,Michael's expression at 2:19 totally reminds me of Chandler. XDD

I love Swaim!! he's the most awesome funny guy ever!!!

[DeucEySODMG]

Honey Bunny...

REETARD!! LMFAOO

this video i think captured what EVERY man has wanted to say to their wives in all history.

Death WILL do us part.. lmfaooo!

[riotmaker86]

OH MY GOD, the computer knows my name!! - hahahah :)

[JillianaCornejo]

LOLOLOLOL. XDDDD

[TerielAtmano]

I just love it when I can understand obscure references. :)

[StringsCrusader]

Way to use some classic sci-fi. Ansible. yay!

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

haha this was amazing!

[Sean12314]

Misses Bunny is pretty good looking.. And she is Swaim's wife pretty often.. Swaims dividing the parts at Those arent Muskets? ;)

[mpahars]

Haha look at 3.32 he spits at her by accident

[EmpireTK421]

"enter quote from video here"

[DonZabu]

@EmpireTK421

What was that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of you furiously jerking off. Metaphorically, that is.

[THEEHOGGIE]

honey bunny ... REETARD!

[stickywister]

what IS a supertoilet?

[LucanJacups]

@stickywister I was wondering that too, actually. I mean... what functionality can it have that normal toilet doesn't?

[Zoza15]

@stickywister A toilet that remove stinky shits faster :P

[yeazyeazyeaz]

@stickywister i wanna know

[LePfannenwender83]

@stickywister One with three sea shells.

[ahmadghatel]

@stickywister maybe a hand will get out of the toilet and put it in the but and take out the poop? lol i dunno

[jgkeys1995]

@stickywister you obviously have not seen the fairly odd parents ( sooo much clogging)!

ten points if u know wht im tlking about

[TheKlobeUpdate]

Search it on Google Images haha

[squishablez]

the only thing you need to know about the molding is that i will rip it off with my fingernails and cram it down your throat if we do not buy and live in this house for the rest of our lives

[TheAngryGazebo]

@squishablez "...for the rest of our AWESOME lives!"

[squishablez]

I literally watch this everyday. It is part of my daily routine.

[atbestvague]

@squishablez comment daily to prove it to us

[squishablez]

@atbestvague Challenge accepted.

[SeverEveryLeg]

Love the Veldt reference. "I guess we could use it as a nursery?"

[akghillie]

this is just a hallway

[AlyPriceless]

is this serious?

[TheAngryGazebo]

I find it hilarious that it took me until this video to realize that's Riker saying "Those Aren't Muskets" from a Q episode of TNG.

[Vfilms618]

how did you do the voice effect for the onboard computer? the one on :54

[viorab]

"honey Bunny"

"retard"

lmao classic swaim

[halowars987654321]

honey bunny haha

[sheffguy29]

haha OMFG that was the best youtube video ever i'd have murdered her awesome house wish it was reall lol

[Mightysquire]

Swaim your the man, and if your a robot like you say you are, please kill ray william johnson, if you have time left from killing fred

[abugindy]

thats what you said about the riding lawnmower.

the riding lawnmower wasnt from THE FUTURE!!!

[WetKant]

She`s fucking hot, but no woman who reads what Oprah tells her to is smart.

[AnarchyAG]

@WetKant I suppose that is why is she soon going to be a Doctor?

[WetKant]

@AnarchyAG Pff, dude, learn the language, really.