You forgot one thing D: we be always talking so damn loud when we be right next to each other. Tho I'm not like that but still :c I'm the shy quiet one
Honest to GOD guys, check "Sh*t Chris brown says" no dissapointments. Just came out yesterday. Trust me once please /watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&v=cb_Czcrd4Zk its real funny LOOL
@ Dimisis2010 I am a black educated woman and I don't say any of this, however it is not meant to be taken literally . It is comedy . I really despise black women that think it Is a compliment to be called an Oreo . If you want to be literal then you are a black cookie with creamy white insides , and your only purpose on this earth is to be eaten , ie you have no brain or future . Your a snake! Now that is a lol moment.
@demisis2010 Obviously this doesn't apply to everyone...but if we haven't said it ourselves, we all know at least one person that has said some of these things and of course they're exaggerated...which is why its hilarious. You really shouldn't be proud of being called an oreo...its actually an insult. You may want to think about that one for a while...
You forgot " Nigga don't touch my hair, for real though", "This Bitch..", "Lemmi tell you how", "the fuck is she looking at?" LOL say that shit all the time.
LMAO! I must be Asian cause i´ve never acted or said things like this!Apparently my black friends are not really black either,deletedeletedelete imma get me some REAL black friends,lol.
Damn! Am I the only one who noticed how nice his feet are?!?! Practically every man that I know has unappealing feet. But hell a lot of women do too though, smh.
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You forgot one thing D: we be always talking so damn loud when we be right next to each other. Tho I'm not like that but still :c I'm the shy quiet one
Sasukekun19 2 hours ago
im so jealous of you eating cheetos right now its not even funny...
missXmarie0990 2 hours ago
"Listen to this text message!!!" hahahahaha
85antoniosalazar 4 hours ago
MrPallangi 5 hours ago
0:00
Noops89 5 hours ago
YouTube forgot a few "who are you?, dont touch my hair!!! "
muziqkissed 5 hours ago
look at her shoes, girl look at her shoes. lmao
jswann0692 7 hours ago
You are awesome"hell yell,hell yell. Fucking right" lol. Love it.
poeticdiva81 8 hours ago
Girl listen to this text msg. Lol
randomlyricz 8 hours ago
are u high right now?
mrkillerdildo 8 hours ago
this bitch dead on my gf '
TITUSYOUNG33 9 hours ago
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KONY 2012 SPREAD THE WORD!
chocolatefudgebrownl 10 hours ago
ha! ha!..
minnieq20022002 10 hours ago
He played them parts too good. -_-
TheOfficialSwizzle 11 hours ago
And I said hell ya...hell ya...fucking right LMAO
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samtingsamting 12 hours ago
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
TameikaTins 12 hours ago
0:43 lol
NBK6661 12 hours ago
0:59 <3
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Really bitch?
djbass1015 14 hours ago
ya bitch got a beard n mustache i know you see it
itzPUSSYCUPbxtch 16 hours ago
1:10
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i love it! it´s great!!
gadle13 19 hours ago
LMFAO!!!!!!
TreFolk274 19 hours ago
哈哈哈哈哈
Raymyworlds 19 hours ago
lol 0:59
wwefanmania101 21 hours ago
lol 0:59
wwefanmania101 21 hours ago
Is got uh Apple das bit affuv
ReeJay52 22 hours ago
Bitch, you got me fu......
t30260 22 hours ago
i really want some of those fuckin cheetos now!!
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YourEvilHeroz 1 day ago
This looks like a copy of the video "Shit Mexican Girls Say" LOL
chicanasongbird916 1 day ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I be saying most of these words.
MIzzNewNew92 1 day ago
it's gotta apple and it's bit off of lol
iheartboysss 1 day ago
BLACK GIRLS WHITE GIRLS ASIAN GIRLS ALL GIRLS
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chromesandia 1 day ago 39
@chromesandia ffs..take your propaganda somewhere else.
sberry29 3 hours ago
Best " Shit .... girls say " impersonation lol.
SupberhGee 1 day ago
DAHLETE
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KESchup 1 day ago
Wow nice beard
LadyGagaFanforeva 1 day ago
" girl listen to this TEXT message " lmfaoo
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StrypeyTV 1 day ago
1:21 "...now pack your Playstation 2 and get out"
MrPrinceOFpa 1 day ago
lmfao this shit be me adn mah besties maaah
LiddoFockas 1 day ago
Lmaoooo!!! Why do ppl get so offended? It's a joke!
SexLiesandHeartbreak 1 day ago
This should be called " things any person could say........ selected at random' :-S
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I love this video!!!!
Tonnelle12 1 day ago
can you look in my baa-
okgo43 1 day ago
The part where he says "Hell yea Hell Yea fucking right" is from the song H.Y.F.R by Drake. Lil Wayne's part. Ahha
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"do you ever get nervous?" LOL!!!!
beautifulyounglady83 1 day ago
his beard makes this a thousand times funnier than it already is.
ladyafrika 1 day ago
Bitch, shut up bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, really bitch, bitch you got me fucked up DELETE lol.
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poizonthebest 1 day ago
@poizonthebest honkies
inaj27 1 day ago
Omg..... I just said delete the other day before watching this video. Dead on lol.
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MrWalkerOfficial 2 days ago
This has me Rollin! lmao!
iBranBran 2 days ago
"Pack your playstaion and get out!"
xD
noXoffenseXBUT 2 days ago 32
@ Dimisis2010 I am a black educated woman and I don't say any of this, however it is not meant to be taken literally . It is comedy . I really despise black women that think it Is a compliment to be called an Oreo . If you want to be literal then you are a black cookie with creamy white insides , and your only purpose on this earth is to be eaten , ie you have no brain or future . Your a snake! Now that is a lol moment.
poeticdiva81 2 days ago
Delete delete delete!!!
MsChEeRy16 2 days ago
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demisis2010 2 days ago
@demisis2010 Obviously this doesn't apply to everyone...but if we haven't said it ourselves, we all know at least one person that has said some of these things and of course they're exaggerated...which is why its hilarious. You really shouldn't be proud of being called an oreo...its actually an insult. You may want to think about that one for a while...
brx345 2 days ago
lol i be sayin dhis shit haha
georgiagurl83 2 days ago
HYFR.!
RockinSox10 2 days ago
Ctfuuu...can you check my computer, it got a apple dats bit off of
asiadee1091 2 days ago
i love he has a beard the hole time.
blizazed 2 days ago
The classic "AW HELL NAH!"
cpsrisri123 2 days ago
You forgot " Nigga don't touch my hair, for real though", "This Bitch..", "Lemmi tell you how", "the fuck is she looking at?" LOL say that shit all the time.
katara2kada 2 days ago 2
LMAO
krystalroney 2 days ago
b.tch you got me . . .
kyranstalented 2 days ago
WTF WHERE IS "OH NO YOU DID'NT"
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iGoon09 2 days ago
haha this shit is hella funny
Number1MariahCarey 2 days ago
i dont think i've ever heard a black girl say " OHH EMM GEEE" -__-
LOKiTALOVESBARCA978 2 days ago
you forgot:AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
aksel4o0o 2 days ago
Lol that's a good weave lol
perezsinger101 3 days ago
lol i never act like this. but i know a bunch of black girls that do!
whygeorgia10 3 days ago
@whygeorgia10 I know you don't act like this. You act worse.
noblesiner 3 days ago
@noblesiner umm ok, thanks. troll.
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KESchup 3 days ago
That girl was pretty damn hot.
iBlitzer 3 days ago
LMAO! Hellllllll yeaaaaaaaaaaaa fucker right... that's my song :)
prettypenelope5 3 days ago
eat the, cheetos
MikeyJ454OPOP 3 days ago
wee bey
Magliter 3 days ago
oh basketball wives is on lmao rofl
Jordyn8398 3 days ago
ive never seen basketball wives lol
amberjarae 3 days ago
I ACTUALLY DIED!
MissBuggable 3 days ago
lol, half way sleep and singing .. #me all day
tykiahh 3 days ago
best part 1:48
TheZDog1 3 days ago
hahahah "pack yo playstation and get out!" too funny
phatso211 3 days ago 2
1:55 "And I say hell yeah, hell yeah...... fuckin right"
AmeyLuvsU 3 days ago 102
hahahahahahahahahhahahahah favorite ASAP !
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LMAO! I must be Asian cause i´ve never acted or said things like this!Apparently my black friends are not really black either,deletedeletedelete imma get me some REAL black friends,lol.
AnivlA84 3 days ago
This is sh*t that every chick says!
alfonso2501 3 days ago
im just passed through and sawthisxD
xXalbatros1000Xx 3 days ago
Niggas hit us with HYFR, lmao .. #deletedeletedelete
CandiiBabiiEh 3 days ago
1:46
they forgot
"Bitch, please"
SonOfVietKid91 4 days ago
I'm questioning if I'm black…I don't do this.
Lisa13245 4 days ago
I'm not even black and this is so true! At work my black coworker was always tapping her head! Lol hilarious!
toucheyang89 4 days ago
he is so stupid......i LOVE him.....I can't ooh oooh i cant stand him!
marcie232 4 days ago
This makes me want cheetos
MrBallers01 4 days ago 3
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Metropoflix 4 days ago
hell yeah hell yeah fuckin right
gighigiful 4 days ago
Why so hot in here that me.
summerdowling87 4 days ago
'OL GAY ASS NIGGAAAA
ManteAlwaysSleepy 4 days ago
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I watched 40 seconds before i shut it off. Fuck black people
WATNOW811 4 days ago
@WATNOW811 pretty accurate right? lol
thearaban 4 days ago
dis foo got the act down a lil 2 well lol
SCREWEDUPNIKKA713 4 days ago
Damn! Am I the only one who noticed how nice his feet are?!?! Practically every man that I know has unappealing feet. But hell a lot of women do too though, smh.
GunjuMoji 4 days ago
lol at the weave patting
Krunchy201 4 days ago 23
lol you're missing alotttt more things! like "TRUST ME BOO BOO. Do not play wit me. DO NOT play" :P
Jbunzie 4 days ago
hhahahahah this is the best!!
superglamgirl38 4 days ago
I love 1:53
rilya100 4 days ago
lmaoo IM A BLACK GIRL AND THIS IS SOOOOO TRUU. Hell yeeaa hell yeaaa fuckin right <333
MrzSmileyFace 4 days ago
where is "oooooh HEEEEEELLL NO!" ?
CaliforniaRaspberry 4 days ago
i usually hate stereotypes but its funny! however you dont have to be black to do these things...
pinksbaby 5 days ago
Lol
Bratzstylegirl1 5 days ago
I love him
RedVickiesOn 5 days ago
Lmfao
RedVickiesOn 5 days ago
I love how he threw in the drake!
luvablebissh 5 days ago
Why was she patting her head?
mrwarden96 5 days ago
@mrwarden96 it's how they scratch itches if their weave itches. i asked that's what they told me!
GraceALaa 5 days ago
@mrwarden96 so she doesn't mess up her weave ....i know its weird ...its a black girl thing well the ones with fake hair anyways
1narutosagalera 4 days ago
It's not racist when a black guy makes fun of shit black girls say, if that was a white guy, then there would be so many dislikes.
SWAGGIN410 5 days ago
@SWAGGIN410 umm possibly but it depends on the person. Same thing about black baby videos on youtube ,they get so much negativity and their babies!!
pinksbaby 5 days ago
Janae and Marjannah are my black freinds and through this whole video they were like "OMG I DO THAT!!!! OMG MEE TOOO!!!!" haha
MariahAlani 5 days ago
You Forgot to smack your lips...and black girls eat hot cheetos not reg cheetos..hahahaha
BiBivolleyball 5 days ago
I dont wanna sound rude but i sit in front of a black girl and shes ALWAYS complaining about the temp.
meggiepieisgood 5 days ago
Why so much cross dressing in these vids?
dragonsder 5 days ago
the one that eats the cheetos is soooooooooooo funny. do u love me? do love me? YOU DONT LOVE ME?!
bowsersworld 5 days ago
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHA I LMFAO WHEN SHE SAID ''i always cry when the colour purple comes on''
jasonbaggenstos 5 days ago 2
This should be "ghetto" black girls not black girls in general
Krazygurl309 5 days ago 34
@Krazygurl309 I find the skit funny but it's best to be specific. So that it will remain funny and not offensive.
msembery1980 2 days ago
"Thats my song, turn it up"
and complaining about the temperature sounds like me :P
tija1012 5 days ago
And I say hell yeah, hell yeah... fucking right...
DJaiDaniels 5 days ago
i love this video and the dudes voice for some reason... ( no homo )
SuperFrozenFire360 5 days ago
LOL THE WEAVE PAT!!!!! LOL
Nikbones 5 days ago 3
its something wrong its got an apple bit off it ROTFL
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FatCatYou515 5 days ago
people in starbucks are looking at me like they are about to call security as i fall out of my chair and roll on the floor laughing, tears in my eyes. OMG! funniest shit i've seen in a while!
TheAngeladm 5 days ago
NEW SHIT ON MY PAGE -DTRK
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mandymazz 5 days ago
I always ask can somebody hand me somethng...purse phone etc
Sheezsowett 5 days ago
"You must be in front a yo friends" lmao..
BeautifullyCrazy87 6 days ago
only 1 thing HE HAS THE WRONG CHEETOS he supposed to have the hot ones
beyonce11213 6 days ago 145
@beyonce11213 ommggg thats what i saidd :)
elenilovesyouu 4 days ago
WHat are the jazz songs at the beginning and end?
VforVaun 6 days ago
What i don't do all of this......well maybe.....no... i only do the DELETE DELETE DELETE thing and it is so hot in here. lol
SweetSparkleSkyler 6 days ago
the only thing i do here is the DELETE DELETE DELETE Thing......i promise :P
SweetSparkleSkyler 6 days ago
He should've said "At the end of the day..."
b5732280 6 days ago 2
and i say hell yeah hell yeah...fuckit right fuckit right
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firasabulawi 6 days ago
play 1:00 over and over LMFAO
MissRandommGirl 6 days ago
fits my sister
supersentaicafe 6 days ago
"PACK UP YO PLAYSTATION AND LEAVE!!"
xXAnimeKingTonyKunXx 6 days ago
NAHHHH look at his glasses at 1:39 lls
Dmoneybtherealist 6 days ago
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Dmoneybtherealist 6 days ago
"Put ya hands on me again i'm serious i sware to god imma call my brotha over here" LMAO
munagarrette 6 days ago 83
HYFR
RonNash8 6 days ago
For some reason this grossed me out!!!
votesmatter 6 days ago
DA- LETE!
marcie232 6 days ago
"and I said Hell Yeah, Hell Yeah.... Fckin' right." lmao.
lulu2cool4u 6 days ago
you are all sad bastards
DWarsong 6 days ago
LMAO when he (she), said "pack your playstation and get out!!" @1:15
sabrinayoungheart 6 days ago 2
@ 1:51 Is Myy Shitt!! :)
FutureAssasin99 6 days ago
I want some cheetos now
Kishwick 6 days ago 2
no when he tapped her head lol
hamidah302 6 days ago
im fucking tired of that lipstick commerical
hawaiianbabe16 6 days ago
AW I WANT SOME CHEETOS NOW
xeeweexRC 6 days ago
Do you love me? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?
legoindy111 6 days ago
delete,delete,delete!! ahaha
symone09 1 week ago
he hosted a step show here!! haahaha
symone09 1 week ago