How to make your girl friend's parents hate you: #1. Look like you just got out of bed in the morning & smell like you were in a portable toilet if it was tipped over. #2. Tell them you are out on parole, being in and out of prison since you were 15 years old. #3. Tell them you have had many children from 7 previous marriages. #4. Steal things from their house.
Hey guys i have this girl i text all the time, we have been talking for almost a year now and everytime we arrange to hangout and when that day comes she gets all shy and insercure and doent want to come anymore. how do i stop this? HELP ME!
Seems like a lot of work... and my girlfriends parents seem really wierd but I meant to be meeting them soon, I'm just going to be myself and hope for the best
y name is Amy Bruce. I'm seven years old. I have severe lung cancer and a large tumor in my brain from repeated beatings. My doctors said I will die soon if i don't get it fixed. My family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish foundation has agreed to donate seven cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who had send this along I thank you so much, but those of you who don't, well what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-post help me.
Don't read this cause it actually works. You will get kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible Friday. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this on at least 3videos you will die within two days. Now that you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 3 videos in 143 minutes. When you're done press f6 and your lovers name will appear in big letters. This is so scary cause it actually works!!
y name is Amy Bruce. I'm seven years old. I have severe lung cancer and a large tumor in my brain from repeated beatings. My doctors said I will die soon if i don't get it fixed. My family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish foundation has agreed to donate seven cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who had send this along I thank you so much, but those of you who don't, well what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-post help me.
@vivamexico67 you really believe that? you should watch "How not to get fooled by cheap chainmail hoaxes" the Make a Wish foundation wouldn't make such an intraceable and stupid offer, because they are not assholes or idiots, if you want to make a difference: write a supportive mail to them or maybe work as a volunteer at your local anti-abuse center
y name is Amy Bruce. I'm seven years old. I have severe lung cancer and a large tumor in my brain from repeated beatings. My doctors said I will die soon if i don't get it fixed. My family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish foundation has agreed to donate seven cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who had send this along I thank you so much, but those of you who don't, well what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-post help me
skip steps 1,(be yourself dress nice but yea not over the top unless u come from a interview or u own a bussiness,skip 3 no need to explain, skip 4 unless its the parents birthday or christmas/anniversery, nd dont stand up when the mom leaves plantleg is right ur trying to hard well good luck most of all beyour self and look the father in his eyes when u talking to him and the mother and dont be scared at all even if she has an older brother well good luck
@hisboo4ever21 it went great. i didnt follow this video at all. i shook his hand, her hand and just acted normal. yes, it was scary as hell. but thats alright because at least i know its over with. the only bad part is that before i met them, we were watching a movie in her sunroom and her dad walked in when i were cuddlin. it was awkward and i know she is a daddies girl but it all worked out. thanks for wonderin lol. i was hoping someone would
i have long pink hair. i dont have a gift. we are 15. i also have sideburns... im an atheist, i skateboard, i have a very small amount of money... I AM FUCKED. well wish me luck, if someone replies to this, il let them know how i did. today... 2 hours from now... i will be in her house meeting her parents.
Just tell your GFs parents how good at fucking you are and how huge your cock is and how much pleasure you will be giving to their daughter on a regular basis.
SURELY they will like the man whose making their daughter scream for joy regularly.
I introduced my boyfriend to my parents our 2nd week of dating. He dressed how he always dresses, which is more of a scene look, and he has gauges and all, he was simply himself, and they loved him. We've been dating for almost 5 months now. This video is total BS.
Step 1: Lie. Best way to get out of this mess, especially if you just want to get into the daughters pants. So lie about being a 3rd year law student, lie about being an all american football player, lie about loving their daughter, just lie until your blue in the face and they love you.
Step 2: remember all of those lies, so that you don't fuck up before the end of the meeting. worse thing you can do is lie about being a 3rd year law student then lying about being a medical student.
Ok I'm thirteen and the only advice I got was thank you for dinner also my girlfriend has invited me round and we have only been going out for 2 weeks
@MrMultifunc which goes to show the obvious...when meeting someone's parents use common sense it doesn't take rocket science to figure out what someone will or won't like
no i'm 13 i bring my girlfriend parent wine it work then her dad said thank you i might need this tonite i smile it works her parent was mexican and i was black
so u might wanna be nice to them and know the greeting if u get a differnt color girl
@AVVES0IVIE Doesnt it? i was all, "WTF" when i saw that. I've never seen anyone do that before. It looks like he's standing up to adjust his balls or something. xD I can't think of why else you would stand then sit. It looks utterly stupid.
Man, these howcasts are full of BS. None of this trash is even moderately realistic. I'm considered to be very nice and well-mannered by most parents I've met, and quite frankly, I don't do half of the things this video suggests. Stand up when a women enters the room? Just what time period are we living in again?
"Stand up every time a woman enters or leaves the room" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?She(a WOMAN) should stand up when I (a MAN) leave or enter the room!
@takatoekoe why do you have an Asian girlfriend? Some Asian girls are hot (like Maggie Q), but most of the average-on-the-street Asian girls are rice-eyed.
What city did you find a remotely hot Asian girlfriend?
"stand up each time a woman enters or exits the room" ? Why would that be considered polite? They'll just think you're paranoid, or on drugs. Or your GF might think you're a horndog.
Well I'm 15. When a parent pisses me off I just curse them out in Japanese. They have no idea what I'm saying, but if they speak said language I use my other 2 languages: Italian and Spanish.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.. so sorry
Oh...and make sure that you've got a GOOD-PAYING JOB and MONEY to pay the bills! There's nothing your girlfriend's parents (and your girlfriend) will dislike more than you being broke and having no prospects.
lol dang i rem 1 time the first time i seen one of my ex gfs i hella messed up cus she invited me in n basically everything went rong with her grandma, bt her mom was kinda cool
i did none of this when i married my girlfriend. i just told her parents, i am taking her and that was that. treat your wife like your property, like you own her and she will respect you for it. and so will her parents.
What the hell is standing up when a female walks in or out of the room going to do? That's beyond kissing major ass. I mean seriously. They aren't damn kings.
and my girlfriend has made plans with me than bailed on me with excuses like.. "I don't feel good, when i saw her just 2 seconds ago" or "I don't feel like hanging out today sunday will be better.." than on sunday she says that but changes it to tuesday.. what should i do?
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
You don't need a firm handshake. I have gotten away with my whimpy handshake before. A weak handshake says "I know when to be gental". If the father tries to hurt you by crushing your hand, that is when you tighten it up to show that you know when to be strong. DON'T HURT HIM! that just means you are a jerk if you do.
just sayin', in the groomin' department, you should have said as well they should CUT... no wait... SAW OFF! their fingernails and TOENAILS!!! And I'm not a creeper. This is what happens when you date coolass222 AKA modrensector AKA darkxpunk productions! he's a total jerk who NEVER cuts his TOENAILS! I sometimes think I'm even fuckin' 10 more people cuz of the damn TOENAILS. GODDAMNIT *gets a saw* Mikey......
I wouldnt stand up everytime a woman enters or leaves the room, I think thats a bit excessive, U would probably just get strange looks or be laughed at.
I disagree with the stand up every time a woman enters the room... That would make you seem kind of awkward & nervous, would it not? Maybe a little anxious..
How to make your girl friend's parents hate you: #1. Look like you just got out of bed in the morning & smell like you were in a portable toilet if it was tipped over. #2. Tell them you are out on parole, being in and out of prison since you were 15 years old. #3. Tell them you have had many children from 7 previous marriages. #4. Steal things from their house.
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Hey guys i have this girl i text all the time, we have been talking for almost a year now and everytime we arrange to hangout and when that day comes she gets all shy and insercure and doent want to come anymore. how do i stop this? HELP ME!
iisFRESHness 1 day ago
Seems like a lot of work... and my girlfriends parents seem really wierd but I meant to be meeting them soon, I'm just going to be myself and hope for the best
ikilleduku 1 week ago
Man bullshit if your girlfriend really loves you then you know that her parents wont especially the dad cause thats his lil baby girl lol
panducle69 1 week ago
this sucks
RaduBigGun 1 month ago
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y name is Amy Bruce. I'm seven years old. I have severe lung cancer and a large tumor in my brain from repeated beatings. My doctors said I will die soon if i don't get it fixed. My family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish foundation has agreed to donate seven cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who had send this along I thank you so much, but those of you who don't, well what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-post help me.
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Don't read this cause it actually works. You will get kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible Friday. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this on at least 3videos you will die within two days. Now that you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 3 videos in 143 minutes. When you're done press f6 and your lovers name will appear in big letters. This is so scary cause it actually works!!
creed3251 1 month ago
y name is Amy Bruce. I'm seven years old. I have severe lung cancer and a large tumor in my brain from repeated beatings. My doctors said I will die soon if i don't get it fixed. My family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish foundation has agreed to donate seven cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who had send this along I thank you so much, but those of you who don't, well what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-post help me.
vivamexico67 2 months ago
@vivamexico67 you really believe that? you should watch "How not to get fooled by cheap chainmail hoaxes" the Make a Wish foundation wouldn't make such an intraceable and stupid offer, because they are not assholes or idiots, if you want to make a difference: write a supportive mail to them or maybe work as a volunteer at your local anti-abuse center
notpointed 1 month ago
@vivamexico67 bullshit!!!
tubecrew10 3 weeks ago
y name is Amy Bruce. I'm seven years old. I have severe lung cancer and a large tumor in my brain from repeated beatings. My doctors said I will die soon if i don't get it fixed. My family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish foundation has agreed to donate seven cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who had send this along I thank you so much, but those of you who don't, well what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-post help me
larrson7ful 2 months ago
Most people wait for about 6 months? Dam im dating this girl for a week now and im meeting her parents tonight --"
TijsDaMighty 2 months ago
What if my gf's parents are asian.
bamazudi 2 months ago
@bamazudi do what asians do then >:))))
chrisstevensjunior 2 months ago
I told them that the pot roast was delicious... But they stared at me like I was a retard because they made spaghetti.....
Cmanisthecoolest 3 months ago
"Stand up when a lady enters or leaves the room"....if someone did that to me I would ask, "Uh...Are you ok? Do you have muscle spasms?" XD
cole505wso 3 months ago
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mikeprimus97 3 months ago
skip steps 1,(be yourself dress nice but yea not over the top unless u come from a interview or u own a bussiness,skip 3 no need to explain, skip 4 unless its the parents birthday or christmas/anniversery, nd dont stand up when the mom leaves plantleg is right ur trying to hard well good luck most of all beyour self and look the father in his eyes when u talking to him and the mother and dont be scared at all even if she has an older brother well good luck
spade2592 4 months ago
I didnt have no good dam pot roast.
DanielFTWps3 4 months ago
thats just faking:S im an emo dude... i have damn long hair and only wear black...
overhool 4 months ago
"I can take care of your daughter."
"Stand up any time a woman enters or leaves the room."
...what, is this 1848?
Hersoftestsoul 4 months ago
My recent history...
How to make your girlfriends parents like you
How to sneak into your house after curfew
How to tell your parents you're accidentally pregnant
Gotta love howcast
Myst1cChicken 5 months ago 9
tip: find out the dads favorite sports team... talk about it...
Chey81297 5 months ago
@Chey81297 thats better than most of the steps shown
chrisstevensjunior 2 months ago
Or, if in the family, the mom's "dominant" trt to win her over.
TheAwesomeBunny1 5 months ago
Here's a tip men, go for the dad, if he likes you, mom has no choice. ;)
TheAwesomeBunny1 5 months ago 2
@hisboo4ever21 it went great. i didnt follow this video at all. i shook his hand, her hand and just acted normal. yes, it was scary as hell. but thats alright because at least i know its over with. the only bad part is that before i met them, we were watching a movie in her sunroom and her dad walked in when i were cuddlin. it was awkward and i know she is a daddies girl but it all worked out. thanks for wonderin lol. i was hoping someone would
EntreCourzeLS 5 months ago
it's all about the right vase
kinnar2 5 months ago
1 "are your parents illgeals?" (im going out with a mexican)
2 i refufuse to cut my braids
3 i always dress for my girl
4 "thanks for having me over heres some dank"
5 i do that shit naturaly
6 "so howd you get passed imigration"
6.5 "did she liked being spanked even as a kid "
7 i have a hard enuff time not swearing around women
8 "well my goal is to live to see 21"
9 "pot" roast? see#4
poptat1 5 months ago
i have long pink hair. i dont have a gift. we are 15. i also have sideburns... im an atheist, i skateboard, i have a very small amount of money... I AM FUCKED. well wish me luck, if someone replies to this, il let them know how i did. today... 2 hours from now... i will be in her house meeting her parents.
EntreCourzeLS 5 months ago
Yea...when there parents are asian then...itks gonna take more than this
ChewieFedYou 6 months ago
Stand up whenever a woman leaves or enter..LOL imagine if someone leaves for the bathroom every minute and they be like SIT DOWN PLEASE
iSayrawr95 6 months ago
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iSayrawr95 6 months ago
Really meeting parents those people looked like they were in there 40s or 30s
MsGummyBearLove 6 months ago
Stand up every time a woman enters or leaves? Thats just weird...
FootmanBas 6 months ago
Just tell your GFs parents how good at fucking you are and how huge your cock is and how much pleasure you will be giving to their daughter on a regular basis.
SURELY they will like the man whose making their daughter scream for joy regularly.
nintwiggy6491 6 months ago 3
I introduced my boyfriend to my parents our 2nd week of dating. He dressed how he always dresses, which is more of a scene look, and he has gauges and all, he was simply himself, and they loved him. We've been dating for almost 5 months now. This video is total BS.
orlijohnnyluver4life 6 months ago
@orlijohnnyluver4life lol you say 5 months like its an accomplishment.
How old are you? if ican ask
nintwiggy6491 6 months ago
@nintwiggy6491 I never said it like it was an accomplishment at all, but whatever. And I'm 18, don't know how that matters much anyways.
orlijohnnyluver4life 5 months ago
@orlijohnnyluver4life I was just wondering because you said your bf had a scene look so i instantly knew you were still a kid and i was right.
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Also because you said you were dating 5 months as if it was a long time
nintwiggy6491 5 months ago
step1 : tell them that you have a big dick
step2 : if this doesn't work stab them with a kitchen knife
step3: enjoy fucking you girfriend in her own house :)
laur121212 6 months ago
I love how they don't show the top of the parent's head like the used to do with the fairly odd parent and Ms. Belome in the Power Puff Girls.
JuliaVSJuliaFilms 6 months ago
1 love mozart
2 be artsy fartsy
3 wear good clothing
4 say indeed
44automag117 6 months ago
Step 1: Lie. Best way to get out of this mess, especially if you just want to get into the daughters pants. So lie about being a 3rd year law student, lie about being an all american football player, lie about loving their daughter, just lie until your blue in the face and they love you.
Step 2: remember all of those lies, so that you don't fuck up before the end of the meeting. worse thing you can do is lie about being a 3rd year law student then lying about being a medical student.
Mustang424 6 months ago
I met one of my girlfriends parents while in a hospital bed after I broke my leg. They loved me.
PantieInvader 6 months ago
Just wait until the parents see that the guy is a rude, impolite, sexist, player... LOL
Punkhead86 6 months ago
umm... didnt work ;-;
eastsideswanger 6 months ago
i was laughing my ass off when i saw the tittle XD
BlackUp1217 6 months ago
I have a red mohawk, lol
8000cheese 6 months ago
oh and a firm handshake dosent that mean : hi i can beat you and your daughter up if i dont get the last slice of pie?
crystalroy 6 months ago
uhh im kinda 14 wine aint the thing that her parents are gonna like unless they wanna think thats what me and her have been drinkin XD
crystalroy 6 months ago
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djbanks3 6 months ago
It was good until I said Oh My God...then I found out their atheist thanks a FUCKING lot
Jzrailen 7 months ago
Ok I'm thirteen and the only advice I got was thank you for dinner also my girlfriend has invited me round and we have only been going out for 2 weeks
MrMultifunc 7 months ago
@MrMultifunc It's because you're 13, kid.
geniusenigma 6 months ago
@MrMultifunc which goes to show the obvious...when meeting someone's parents use common sense it doesn't take rocket science to figure out what someone will or won't like
MrWasian 6 months ago
no i'm 13 i bring my girlfriend parent wine it work then her dad said thank you i might need this tonite i smile it works her parent was mexican and i was black
so u might wanna be nice to them and know the greeting if u get a differnt color girl
LilJBoi2 7 months ago
i got the firmest handshake ever, i practice a lot in the shower
HollaCopter417 7 months ago 122
Hmmm... basic grooming, firm handshake, a gift.... alright I got those.
Oh but wait, I don't have a girlfriend yet.
UtubeCreature 7 months ago
"stand up when a lady enters or leaves the room" if i did that they would think i'm trying too hard.
plantleg 7 months ago 99
@plantleg yeah, nobody should do that, it's a little sexist... I mean... why not stand up for the men? so unfair
notpointed 1 month ago
Now make a video on gaining parents trust...
munchchewy0 7 months ago 2
stand up when a woman leaves the room? that makes you look like an iiiiiiidiot
AVVES0IVIE 7 months ago 4
@AVVES0IVIE Doesnt it? i was all, "WTF" when i saw that. I've never seen anyone do that before. It looks like he's standing up to adjust his balls or something. xD I can't think of why else you would stand then sit. It looks utterly stupid.
orlijohnnyluver4life 6 months ago
Her mom left the room 8 times I stood up 16 times... Thanks for that.
Rougewolf 8 months ago
LOL it showed " How to make Your Girlfriend's Parents" in Watch More box :D
0Bevielis 8 months ago
I don't have a girlfriend :) Ha its good to know.
kotkaable 8 months ago
Man, these howcasts are full of BS. None of this trash is even moderately realistic. I'm considered to be very nice and well-mannered by most parents I've met, and quite frankly, I don't do half of the things this video suggests. Stand up when a women enters the room? Just what time period are we living in again?
krackhed999 8 months ago
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shes way too good for him
TomaCukor 8 months ago
"Stand up every time a woman enters or leaves the room" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?She(a WOMAN) should stand up when I (a MAN) leave or enter the room!
xXSamAdamsXx 8 months ago
Haha my girlfriend prents would think i was a lil lame if i inclued a vaze haha
KidInThePark 8 months ago
my gf parents are asian and they wanna know every detail what i do rofl
its scary
takatoekoe 8 months ago
@takatoekoe ikr we asains like to protect our kids
SharpBladeZzz 8 months ago
@takatoekoe why do you have an Asian girlfriend? Some Asian girls are hot (like Maggie Q), but most of the average-on-the-street Asian girls are rice-eyed.
What city did you find a remotely hot Asian girlfriend?
asterix645 8 months ago
firm handshake is not the same as i'll protect your daughter. IT MOST LIKELY MEANS YOU MASTURBATE A LOT.
nah i'm just kidding.. e.e
mcsuzzer 8 months ago
Why would u ever meet your gf's parents unless you're engaged?
Smalldawg17 8 months ago
i was perfectly polite but they dont like me cause im from a poor family damn my lower class status !!!!!! lol
writeupking 8 months ago
@writeupking Whaaat? Who cares what class you're in, a good person is a good person :)
yosoccerboy 8 months ago
WHAT? my boyfriend just had to walk in shake my dads hand eat dinner & leave............
my parents love him!
MsOdd86 8 months ago
"stand up each time a woman enters or exits the room" ? Why would that be considered polite? They'll just think you're paranoid, or on drugs. Or your GF might think you're a horndog.
FuIIOfFaiI 8 months ago
the standing up thing is ridiculous. what about a "how to make your boyfriend's parents like you"?
infraball 9 months ago
there
fake
flowers
missHollyBieber123 9 months ago
Well I'm 15. When a parent pisses me off I just curse them out in Japanese. They have no idea what I'm saying, but if they speak said language I use my other 2 languages: Italian and Spanish.
SqueezyCheetah 9 months ago
@SqueezyCheetah well that's cause your immature and stupid,, grow up
giutarguy19 9 months ago
@giutarguy19 I suffer from you better shut the fuck up before i punch you in your nutsack.
SqueezyCheetah 9 months ago
@SqueezyCheetah your a poes fuck cunt eyes, suck my cock
giutarguy19 9 months ago
@giutarguy19 listen faggot, i don't like wasting my time with these comment fights so just go fuck yourself and leave me alone. ok shit for brains?
SqueezyCheetah 9 months ago
@SqueezyCheetah get the fuck outta here ya fuckin chink
TomaCukor 8 months ago
@TomaCukor i didn't do fuck to you now leave me alone before i kick your face in!
SqueezyCheetah 8 months ago
@SqueezyCheetah matter o fact why dont u gimme ur address nigger ?
TomaCukor 8 months ago
@TomaCukor I'm not black i'm japanese white trash.
SqueezyCheetah 8 months ago
@SqueezyCheetah Mr. Cheetah, Shall I dispose this trash you don't need now Sir?
frozenterror93 7 months ago
@SqueezyCheetah and what are you trying to prove?...
infraball 9 months ago
@SqueezyCheetah Russian is the most fun.
kidkong584 9 months ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.. so sorry
ionasdani1 9 months ago
Oh...and make sure that you've got a GOOD-PAYING JOB and MONEY to pay the bills! There's nothing your girlfriend's parents (and your girlfriend) will dislike more than you being broke and having no prospects.
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lol dang i rem 1 time the first time i seen one of my ex gfs i hella messed up cus she invited me in n basically everything went rong with her grandma, bt her mom was kinda cool
thedreamer0696 9 months ago
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thedreamer0696 9 months ago
step 10: when u go back home, become an asshole again
612AMMAR612 9 months ago
Is he Mr. Bean?
ThePhonzeh2 9 months ago
Im 11, Bring a bottle of whine will work PERFECTLY for me. Did i mension im black?
doyinsoyemi 10 months ago
wow 6 months im coming over today whick is the 5th day :( im scareedddd
lockerzkrazy 10 months ago
Step 8.5 don't touch your girlfriends ass in front of her parents.
ryancicocki 10 months ago
@ryancicocki i did that with my other gf i tought she didnt see me but she deff did
lockerzkrazy 10 months ago
Why her parents are headless?
EarhShaker 10 months ago
1. Get a shower
2. Be polite, but be yourself
3. ???
4. profit!
galatisnik5 10 months ago
If this shit doesn't work just punch them in the face.
SuperVitaminTHC 10 months ago
lol 6 months? mine brought me in after 7 days
rabbidfishy 10 months ago
hope this works on my bf
MIXEDNA 10 months ago
shit good thing my girl has no dad but i feel srry for her :(
sangr3azt3ca 10 months ago
Hahahaha
lilshawtyy43 10 months ago
stand up when a women enters a room??? who made that up? ive never heard it.
riddick0846 10 months ago 4
@riddick0846
never heard of it too. i think it's outdated and will just make you look like you are trying too much.
papachingwa 10 months ago
@papachingwa agreed
riddick0846 10 months ago
@riddick0846 if you do that at a wedding your gonna be tired and seem like a freak
sheyla2003 10 months ago
Im Fourteen, Bring a bottle of wine ??
smileformascope 11 months ago 233
@smileformascope dude, you're 14 and have a girlfriend?
Wow, I'm going to assume: you're American right?
asterix645 8 months ago
@smileformascope The parents would be fine with that
D0oMblAsT 8 months ago
@smileformascope i know make one for 13-16 year olds!!!
theinvaded2012 7 months ago
@smileformascope did you not hear the flowers part?
MrWasian 6 months ago
@smileformascope Bring 2 : )
nintwiggy6491 6 months ago
@smileformascope maybe you shouldn't be dating........
Alexapplesauce 6 months ago
@smileformascope i would think you should take flowers...
linlar10 6 months ago
@smileformascope Bring some of that fake liquor shit.
TalonM13 6 months ago
Dress classy, talk about your future plans, and smile.
BBRGangTV 11 months ago
1.meet her parents while on crutches. they would feel too bad to not like you
arbiter2212 11 months ago 34
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put your hand over your mouth
1.make a wish
2.close your hand (fist)
3.put your hand (fist) over your heart for 5 seconds
4.put this on three videos
5.tomorrow will be the best day ever
it really works
HellGirlie007 1 year ago
how to make your girlfriend's parents hate you:
love its daughter or be yourself
tcfabri 1 year ago
how to make them hate you
step 1- fuck their daughter
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SammyBoi224 1 year ago
Step 5 shake the fathers hand while giving him a s*** eating grin.
jma25able1 1 year ago
Step 5 shake the fathers hand while giving hima s*** eating grin.
jma25able1 1 year ago
Yeah, because teens bring wine to their girlfriend's parents house to show them your not an alcoholic freak. Makes sense, thanks Howcast.
billster1234567XBL 1 year ago
@billster1234567XBL flowers OR wine... you can just bring flowers if ur underaged or just dont wantt to bring wine...
w18ftw 1 year ago
Lol Step 3 look like a total fucking tool
BARNEYRAPEDME69 1 year ago
What if they didn't cook a pot roast?-
"Thank you for dinner, That pot roast was delicious!"
"What pot roast? We didn't eat pot roast?"
TheBestLoser001 1 year ago 2
Holy shit im bored..
meluvmuskpunk 1 year ago
i did none of this when i married my girlfriend. i just told her parents, i am taking her and that was that. treat your wife like your property, like you own her and she will respect you for it. and so will her parents.
scir91 1 year ago
It all worked so fine until I said "that pot roast was really delicious"
Turns out they never made such a thing. Also they're vegan.
Thanks guys. Thanks a lot.
xHeLLGuarDx 1 year ago 113
lol what a fag
TempusFuckit 1 year ago
What the hell is standing up when a female walks in or out of the room going to do? That's beyond kissing major ass. I mean seriously. They aren't damn kings.
MrSpockZilla1 1 year ago
and my girlfriend has made plans with me than bailed on me with excuses like.. "I don't feel good, when i saw her just 2 seconds ago" or "I don't feel like hanging out today sunday will be better.." than on sunday she says that but changes it to tuesday.. what should i do?
Snickerbockers 1 year ago
im one of the 37% who meets the parents like 3 weeks after we start dating so they get to know me.
Snickerbockers 1 year ago
There is nothing more hilarious than these Howcast videos... Just the comments.
kodatastical 1 year ago 3
Step 1: Go to Parents houses
Step 2: Get ready to kiss your GS's asses
WindowsThemeTester 1 year ago
Thanks for the Pot! I'm super roasted. XP LMAO
xFaStAcTSnIpErx 1 year ago
Its been 8Months since iv ben dating her, and she hasnt ever called me over :O
Help me!
GaMiNg1AcCoUnT 1 year ago
@GaMiNg1AcCoUnT wow ive been dating for 2 weeks and shes been to my hous 5 times
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lovepeanutbutter12 1 year ago
Dont marry an asian...the dad will possibly kill u.
x0xxbittersweetxx0x 1 year ago
You don't need a firm handshake. I have gotten away with my whimpy handshake before. A weak handshake says "I know when to be gental". If the father tries to hurt you by crushing your hand, that is when you tighten it up to show that you know when to be strong. DON'T HURT HIM! that just means you are a jerk if you do.
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KrayzKlan 1 year ago 3
@KrayzKlan XD LOL
WindowsThemeTester 1 year ago
ha like im gonna stand up evry time some one enters the room
dungeono 1 year ago 4
just sayin', in the groomin' department, you should have said as well they should CUT... no wait... SAW OFF! their fingernails and TOENAILS!!! And I'm not a creeper. This is what happens when you date coolass222 AKA modrensector AKA darkxpunk productions! he's a total jerk who NEVER cuts his TOENAILS! I sometimes think I'm even fuckin' 10 more people cuz of the damn TOENAILS. GODDAMNIT *gets a saw* Mikey......
rebellatina14 1 year ago
I wouldnt stand up everytime a woman enters or leaves the room, I think thats a bit excessive, U would probably just get strange looks or be laughed at.
bertazoid 1 year ago 4
my boyfriend needs to see this video
SuperSweetinnocence 1 year ago
If only my parents where better enough people for me to let my boyfriend meet my fokes
smoke10108 1 year ago
the boyfriend is ugly
hmfrx 1 year ago
are there actually people who care about this stuff mentioned in this video?=
Nawidyeah 1 year ago
my parents would burst out laughing if my bf stood up every time my mom & or stepmom came in. i must say, so would i!
renster42 1 year ago
HATE BEAMS LASER EYES CRUSHING THROUGH YOUR PUTRID SKIES
Zaekk 1 year ago
@ carlyallheart1 hahahahahahaha
TheAnnoyingPestz 1 year ago
This video is actually true except for the standing up part
xkimleex 1 year ago
This didn't help at all!
QuietAttrition 1 year ago
How do you make your parents like you?
brutaka359 1 year ago
I disagree with the stand up every time a woman enters the room... That would make you seem kind of awkward & nervous, would it not? Maybe a little anxious..
YourStupidGames 1 year ago
@YourStupidGames I agree... In my culture, we stand up to whoever enters the room. No matter who they are.
Blackplguebf2 1 year ago
what if they didnt have pot roast maybe pa-a-a-sta
MollyoHengoo22 1 year ago
im afraid for my bf to meet my dad,cause he has a shotgun ._.
CarlyAllHeart1 1 year ago 3
how to not get cut by ur girls dad
1. a brick
2. shovel
3. old or used shoes
4. run motherfucka run
amboyznikka96 1 year ago 2
Be a kiss up. xD
MaruYamazaki 1 year ago
How not too get on with your girlfriends father
Dad: So Chris who do you support?
Me: Yankee's what about you?
Dad: Red sox, INSTA KILL
LatinGamerps3 1 year ago 5