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  • How to make your girl friend's parents hate you: #1. Look like you just got out of bed in the morning & smell like you were in a portable toilet if it was tipped over. #2. Tell them you are out on parole, being in and out of prison since you were 15 years old. #3. Tell them you have had many children from 7 previous marriages. #4. Steal things from their house.

  • Seems like a lot of work... and my girlfriends parents seem really wierd but I meant to be meeting them soon, I'm just going to be myself and hope for the best

  • Man bullshit if your girlfriend really loves you then you know that her parents wont especially the dad cause thats his lil baby girl lol

  • this sucks

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  • y name is Amy Bruce. I'm seven years old. I have severe lung cancer and a large tumor in my brain from repeated beatings. My doctors said I will die soon if i don't get it fixed. My family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish foundation has agreed to donate seven cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who had send this along I thank you so much, but those of you who don't, well what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-post help me.

  • @vivamexico67 you really believe that? you should watch "How not to get fooled by cheap chainmail hoaxes" the Make a Wish foundation wouldn't make such an intraceable and stupid offer, because they are not assholes or idiots, if you want to make a difference: write a supportive mail to them or maybe work as a volunteer at your local anti-abuse center

  • @vivamexico67 bullshit!!!

  • y name is Amy Bruce. I'm seven years old. I have severe lung cancer and a large tumor in my brain from repeated beatings. My doctors said I will die soon if i don't get it fixed. My family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish foundation has agreed to donate seven cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who had send this along I thank you so much, but those of you who don't, well what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-post help me

  • Most people wait for about 6 months? Dam im dating this girl for a week now and im meeting her parents tonight --"

  • What if my gf's parents are asian.

  • @bamazudi do what asians do then >:))))

  • I told them that the pot roast was delicious... But they stared at me like I was a retard because they made spaghetti.....

  • "Stand up when a lady enters or leaves the room"....if someone did that to me I would ask, "Uh...Are you ok? Do you have muscle spasms?" XD

  • skip steps 1,(be yourself dress nice but yea not over the top unless u come from a interview or u own a bussiness,skip 3 no need to explain, skip 4 unless its the parents birthday or christmas/anniversery, nd dont stand up when the mom leaves plantleg is right ur trying to hard well good luck most of all beyour self and look the father in his eyes when u talking to him and the mother and dont be scared at all even if she has an older brother well good luck 

  • I didnt have no good dam pot roast.

  • thats just faking:S im an emo dude... i have damn long hair and only wear black... 

  • "I can take care of your daughter."

    "Stand up any time a woman enters or leaves the room."

    ...what, is this 1848?

  • My recent history...

    How to make your girlfriends parents like you

    How to sneak into your house after curfew

    How to tell your parents you're accidentally pregnant

    Gotta love howcast

  • tip: find out the dads favorite sports team... talk about it...

  • @Chey81297 thats better than most of the steps shown

  • Or, if in the family, the mom's "dominant" trt to win her over.

  • Here's a tip men, go for the dad, if he likes you, mom has no choice. ;)

  • @hisboo4ever21 it went great. i didnt follow this video at all. i shook his hand, her hand and just acted normal. yes, it was scary as hell. but thats alright because at least i know its over with. the only bad part is that before i met them, we were watching a movie in her sunroom and her dad walked in when i were cuddlin. it was awkward and i know she is a daddies girl but it all worked out. thanks for wonderin lol. i was hoping someone would

  • it's all about the right vase

  • 1 "are your parents illgeals?" (im going out with a mexican)

    2 i refufuse to cut my braids

    3 i always dress for my girl

    4 "thanks for having me over heres some dank"

    5 i do that shit naturaly

    6 "so howd you get passed imigration"

    6.5 "did she liked being spanked even as a kid "

    7 i have a hard enuff time not swearing around women

    8 "well my goal is to live to see 21"

    9 "pot" roast? see#4

  • i have long pink hair. i dont have a gift. we are 15. i also have sideburns... im an atheist, i skateboard, i have a very small amount of money... I AM FUCKED. well wish me luck, if someone replies to this, il let them know how i did. today... 2 hours from now... i will be in her house meeting her parents.

  • Yea...when there parents are asian then...itks gonna take more than this

  • Stand up whenever a woman leaves or enter..LOL imagine if someone leaves for the bathroom every minute and they be like SIT DOWN PLEASE

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  • Really meeting parents those people looked like they were in there 40s or 30s

  • Stand up every time a woman enters or leaves? Thats just weird...

  • Just tell your GFs parents how good at fucking you are and how huge your cock is and how much pleasure you will be giving to their daughter on a regular basis.

    SURELY they will like the man whose making their daughter scream for joy regularly.

  • I introduced my boyfriend to my parents our 2nd week of dating. He dressed how he always dresses, which is more of a scene look, and he has gauges and all, he was simply himself, and they loved him. We've been dating for almost 5 months now. This video is total BS.

  • @orlijohnnyluver4life lol you say 5 months like its an accomplishment.

    How old are you? if ican ask

  • @nintwiggy6491 I never said it like it was an accomplishment at all, but whatever. And I'm 18, don't know how that matters much anyways.

  • @orlijohnnyluver4life I was just wondering because you said your bf had a scene look so i instantly knew you were still a kid and i was right.

    : ]

    Also because you said you were dating 5 months as if it was a long time

  • step1 : tell them that you have a big dick

    step2 : if this doesn't work stab them with a kitchen knife

    step3: enjoy fucking you girfriend in her own house :)

  • I love how they don't show the top of the parent's head like the used to do with the fairly odd parent and Ms. Belome in the Power Puff Girls.

  • 1 love mozart

    2 be artsy fartsy

    3 wear good clothing

    4 say indeed

  • Step 1: Lie. Best way to get out of this mess, especially if you just want to get into the daughters pants. So lie about being a 3rd year law student, lie about being an all american football player, lie about loving their daughter, just lie until your blue in the face and they love you.

    Step 2: remember all of those lies, so that you don't fuck up before the end of the meeting. worse thing you can do is lie about being a 3rd year law student then lying about being a medical student.

  • I met one of my girlfriends parents while in a hospital bed after I broke my leg. They loved me.

  • Just wait until the parents see that the guy is a rude, impolite, sexist, player... LOL

  • umm... didnt work ;-;

  • i was laughing my ass off when i saw the tittle XD

  • I have a red mohawk, lol

  • oh and a firm handshake dosent that mean : hi i can beat you and your daughter up if i dont get the last slice of pie?

  • uhh im kinda 14 wine aint the thing that her parents are gonna like unless they wanna think thats what me and her have been drinkin XD

  • It was good until I said Oh My God...then I found out their atheist thanks a FUCKING lot

  • Ok I'm thirteen and the only advice I got was thank you for dinner also my girlfriend has invited me round and we have only been going out for 2 weeks

  • @MrMultifunc It's because you're 13, kid.

  • @MrMultifunc which goes to show the obvious...when meeting someone's parents use common sense it doesn't take rocket science to figure out what someone will or won't like

  • no i'm 13 i bring my girlfriend parent wine it work then her dad said thank you i might need this tonite i smile it works her parent was mexican and i was black

    so u might wanna be nice to them and know the greeting if u get a differnt color girl

  • i got the firmest handshake ever, i practice a lot in the shower

  • Hmmm... basic grooming, firm handshake, a gift.... alright I got those.

    Oh but wait, I don't have a girlfriend yet.

  • "stand up when a lady enters or leaves the room" if i did that they would think i'm trying too hard.

  • @plantleg yeah, nobody should do that, it's a little sexist... I mean... why not stand up for the men? so unfair

  • Now make a video on gaining parents trust...

  • stand up when a woman leaves the room? that makes you look like an iiiiiiidiot

  • @AVVES0IVIE Doesnt it? i was all, "WTF" when i saw that. I've never seen anyone do that before. It looks like he's standing up to adjust his balls or something. xD I can't think of why else you would stand then sit. It looks utterly stupid.

  • Her mom left the room 8 times I stood up 16 times... Thanks for that.

  • LOL it showed " How to make Your Girlfriend's Parents" in Watch More box :D

  • I don't have a girlfriend :) Ha its good to know.

  • Man, these howcasts are full of BS. None of this trash is even moderately realistic. I'm considered to be very nice and well-mannered by most parents I've met, and quite frankly, I don't do half of the things this video suggests. Stand up when a women enters the room? Just what time period are we living in again?

  • "Stand up every time a woman enters or leaves the room" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?She(a WOMAN) should stand up when I (a MAN) leave or enter the room!

  • Haha my girlfriend prents would think i was a lil lame if i inclued a vaze haha

  • my gf parents are asian and they wanna know every detail what i do rofl

    its scary

  • @takatoekoe ikr we asains like to protect our kids

  • @takatoekoe why do you have an Asian girlfriend? Some Asian girls are hot (like Maggie Q), but most of the average-on-the-street Asian girls are rice-eyed.

    What city did you find a remotely hot Asian girlfriend?

  • firm handshake is not the same as i'll protect your daughter. IT MOST LIKELY MEANS YOU MASTURBATE A LOT.

    nah i'm just kidding.. e.e

  • Why would u ever meet your gf's parents unless you're engaged?

  • i was perfectly polite but they dont like me cause im from a poor family damn my lower class status !!!!!! lol

  • @writeupking Whaaat? Who cares what class you're in, a good person is a good person :)

  • WHAT? my boyfriend just had to walk in shake my dads hand eat dinner & leave............

    my parents love him!

  • "stand up each time a woman enters or exits the room" ? Why would that be considered polite? They'll just think you're paranoid, or on drugs. Or your GF might think you're a horndog.

  • the standing up thing is ridiculous. what about a "how to make your boyfriend's parents like you"?

  • there 

    fake

    flowers

  • Well I'm 15. When a parent pisses me off I just curse them out in Japanese. They have no idea what I'm saying, but if they speak said language I use my other 2 languages: Italian and Spanish.

  • @SqueezyCheetah well that's cause your immature and stupid,, grow up

  • @giutarguy19 I suffer from you better shut the fuck up before i punch you in your nutsack.

  • @SqueezyCheetah your a poes fuck cunt eyes, suck my cock

  • @giutarguy19 listen faggot, i don't like wasting my time with these comment fights so just go fuck yourself and leave me alone. ok shit for brains?

  • @SqueezyCheetah get the fuck outta here ya fuckin chink

  • @TomaCukor i didn't do fuck to you now leave me alone before i kick your face in!

  • @SqueezyCheetah matter o fact why dont u gimme ur address nigger ?

  • @TomaCukor I'm not black i'm japanese white trash.

  • @SqueezyCheetah Mr. Cheetah, Shall I dispose this trash you don't need now Sir?

  • @SqueezyCheetah and what are you trying to prove?...

  • @SqueezyCheetah Russian is the most fun.

  • Oh...and make sure that you've got a GOOD-PAYING JOB and MONEY to pay the bills! There's nothing your girlfriend's parents (and your girlfriend) will dislike more than you being broke and having no prospects.

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  • step 10: when u go back home, become an asshole again

  • Is he Mr. Bean?

  • Im 11, Bring a bottle of whine will work PERFECTLY for me. Did i mension im black?

  • wow 6 months im coming over today whick is the 5th day :( im scareedddd

  • Step 8.5 don't touch your girlfriends ass in front of her parents.

  • @ryancicocki i did that with my other gf i tought she didnt see me but she deff did

  • Why her parents are headless?

  • 1. Get a shower

    2. Be polite, but be yourself

    3. ???

    4. profit!

  • If this shit doesn't work just punch them in the face.

  • lol 6 months? mine brought me in after 7 days

  • hope this works on my bf

  • shit good thing my girl has no dad but i feel srry for her :(

  • Hahahaha

  • stand up when a women enters a room??? who made that up? ive never heard it.

  • @riddick0846

    never heard of it too. i think it's outdated and will just make you look like you are trying too much.

  • @papachingwa agreed

  • @riddick0846 if you do that at a wedding your gonna be tired and seem like a freak

  • Im Fourteen, Bring a bottle of wine ??

  • @smileformascope dude, you're 14 and have a girlfriend?

    Wow, I'm going to assume: you're American right?

  • @smileformascope The parents would be fine with that

  • @smileformascope i know make one for 13-16 year olds!!!

  • @smileformascope did you not hear the flowers part?

  • @smileformascope Bring 2 : )

  • @smileformascope maybe you shouldn't be dating........

  • @smileformascope i would think you should take flowers...

  • @smileformascope Bring some of that fake liquor shit.

  • Dress classy, talk about your future plans, and smile.

  • 1.meet her parents while on crutches. they would feel too bad to not like you

  • @arbiter2212 xD You made my day.

  • how to make your girlfriend's parents hate you:

    love its daughter or be yourself

  • how to make them hate you

    step 1- fuck their daughter

  • Step 5 shake the fathers hand while giving him a s*** eating grin.

  • Step 5 shake the fathers hand while giving hima s*** eating grin.

  • Yeah, because teens bring wine to their girlfriend's parents house to show them your not an alcoholic freak. Makes sense, thanks Howcast.

  • @billster1234567XBL flowers OR wine... you can just bring flowers if ur underaged or just dont wantt to bring wine...

  • Lol Step 3 look like a total fucking tool

  • What if they didn't cook a pot roast?-

    "Thank you for dinner, That pot roast was delicious!"

    "What pot roast? We didn't eat pot roast?"

  • Holy shit im bored..

  • i did none of this when i married my girlfriend. i just told her parents, i am taking her and that was that. treat your wife like your property, like you own her and she will respect you for it. and so will her parents.

  • It all worked so fine until I said "that pot roast was really delicious"

    Turns out they never made such a thing. Also they're vegan.

    Thanks guys. Thanks a lot.

  • lol what a fag

  • What the hell is standing up when a female walks in or out of the room going to do? That's beyond kissing major ass. I mean seriously. They aren't damn kings.

  • and my girlfriend has made plans with me than bailed on me with excuses like.. "I don't feel good, when i saw her just 2 seconds ago" or "I don't feel like hanging out today sunday will be better.." than on sunday she says that but changes it to tuesday.. what should i do?

  • im one of the 37% who meets the parents like 3 weeks after we start dating so they get to know me.

  • There is nothing more hilarious than these Howcast videos... Just the comments.

  • Step 1: Go to Parents houses

    Step 2: Get ready to kiss your GS's asses

  • Thanks for the Pot! I'm super roasted. XP LMAO

  • Its been 8Months since iv ben dating her, and she hasnt ever called me over :O

    Help me!

  • @GaMiNg1AcCoUnT wow ive been dating for 2 weeks and shes been to my hous 5 times

  • Dont marry an asian...the dad will possibly kill u.

    

  • You don't need a firm handshake. I have gotten away with my whimpy handshake before. A weak handshake says "I know when to be gental". If the father tries to hurt you by crushing your hand, that is when you tighten it up to show that you know when to be strong. DON'T HURT HIM! that just means you are a jerk if you do.

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  • I just whip out my cock and say hello

  • @KrayzKlan XD LOL

  • ha like im gonna stand up evry time some one enters the room

  • just sayin', in the groomin' department, you should have said as well they should CUT... no wait... SAW OFF! their fingernails and TOENAILS!!! And I'm not a creeper. This is what happens when you date coolass222 AKA modrensector AKA darkxpunk productions! he's a total jerk who NEVER cuts his TOENAILS! I sometimes think I'm even fuckin' 10 more people cuz of the damn TOENAILS. GODDAMNIT *gets a saw* Mikey......

  • I wouldnt stand up everytime a woman enters or leaves the room, I think thats a bit excessive, U would probably just get strange looks or be laughed at.

  • my boyfriend needs to see this video

    

  • If only my parents where better enough people for me to let my boyfriend meet my fokes

  • the boyfriend is ugly

  • are there actually people who care about this stuff mentioned in this video?=

  • my parents would burst out laughing if my bf stood up every time my mom & or stepmom came in. i must say, so would i!

  • HATE BEAMS LASER EYES CRUSHING THROUGH YOUR PUTRID SKIES

  • @ carlyallheart1 hahahahahahaha

  • This video is actually true except for the standing up part

  • This didn't help at all!

  • How do you make your parents like you?

  • I disagree with the stand up every time a woman enters the room... That would make you seem kind of awkward & nervous, would it not? Maybe a little anxious..

  • @YourStupidGames I agree... In my culture, we stand up to whoever enters the room. No matter who they are.

  • what if they didnt have pot roast maybe pa-a-a-sta

  • im afraid for my bf to meet my dad,cause he has a shotgun ._.

  • how to not get cut by ur girls dad

    1. a brick

    2. shovel

    3. old or used shoes

    4. run motherfucka run

  • Be a kiss up. xD

  • How not too get on with your girlfriends father

    Dad: So Chris who do you support?

    Me: Yankee's what about you?

    Dad: Red sox, INSTA KILL