The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon Funniest Jokes - Part 1

[Pigman3300]

i HAte this laughing in the background

[HowBoutDemBoyzz]

Rip Sheldon. Heroin overdose...

[ostap341]

Dam I feel bad. I didn't know who sheldon was untill my history teacher said I look like him so I came to this video. Now I feel bad lol.

[MrHitman50000]

Lenard

How do i look

Sheldon

Could you be more specific.

[RJMM]

i love Penny with that hair

[immortalfool1]

The funniest joke is the new "sheldon wants wood"-joke XD So far there are 2 videos, and the 1.26 long one is the funniest :D

[cadogenwest]

I sometimes feel that they are Holmes and Watson.

[Kanoee64]

It was funny Thanks

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

It's hard for them to relate to a show that has no TNB. No one is speaking in nigger babble and the characters are intelligent, which immediately turns off any nigger viewers. Without any drug dealing, hoe beating, monkey fucking, bling, gibs, or gang banging, why would a nigger watch? It is nice to have a show without monkeyshines and niggers.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

only niggers hate this show

[italbabe03]

awesome show!

[WhitePawser]

Now I wanna date a nerd....

[Khengas]

This shit is incredibly retarded.

[FrondomeCast]

They are bazingas (or however Sheldon spells it) not jokes

[mierab82]

Penny : So what do u guys do for fun round here?.....

Sheldon: Well today we tried masturbating for money....

That had in stitches for about 5 minutes... And he said it soooooo innocently as well loooool

[cloudwalker08]

I love Leonard freacking out with the sweaty shirt lol. I laugh so hard when I saw it.

[nobleminge]

This is not funny. I lived with nerds on the Computer Science hall in college their would always be cum on the ground and one of them said, " id never have sex with any guy, except the lead singer of the Killers" completely with a straight face, thats funny.

[WickedJ133]

Sheldon looks like woody from toy story :O

[duayogen]

Whts the name of this song which sheldon sung, if its frm any album

[aegiswings]

@duayogen The song is called "To Life" and it's from the musical "Fiddler on the Roof"

[KevinCMustDie]

thats wd

[cass12234]

sheldon on the piano singing

[bespontaneousalways]

I love how he laughs. I had to post that. XD He makes me giggle.

[bespontaneousalways]

@analyseforu He's married. I still love him though. And his husband couldn't get mad because I'm not his type anyway! :DDcheese!

[zoetropez76]

TV is so awful with its lowest common denominator humor. Lame.

[Blueberryrobot]

I feel like the biggest geek when I can follow what Sheldon says

[bespontaneousalways]

...married.

[bespontaneousalways]

I find him adorable. Too bad he's gay and engaged. :(

[analyseforu]

@bespontaneousalways hes gay?? ITS MY TIME ! !

[Irelandatall]

I'm wearing my big bang theory shirt rite now and watching this!! I love SHeldon!!!

[KoboldsKeks]

sheldon the best! :) he's awesome <3

[yul051]

penny looked hotter in the first few episodes

[26wordy]

still great video post, YOU DA MAN!

[sakhile69]

Shedon makes you laugh even before he says a word. lol



[chris255N]

Nope, I guess my computers broken too....

[chris255N]

Dammit!!!! I've already returned 4 plasma TVs because every time I watch the show I just don't laugh..I figured there must be something wrong with the TVs.

[mecrazy5]

@chris255N

So you think watching it on YouTube will help?

[Bdawg9891]

@chris255N You ripped that joke off Family Guy...stop watching if you don't like it asshole

[cloudwalker08]

when it started Leonard was the principal caracter, now is sheldon, I liked Leonard better.

[GgFish06121994]

@cloudwalker08 Leonard still is but most people like dr. Cooper more than Leonard :( it's sad because Hallowizard en Rasjid are the best characters from the show ;)

[Bdawg9891]

@GgFish06121994 "Hallowizard" and "Rasjid?" What the hell show are you watching?

[GgFish06121994]

@Bdawg9891 Wolowizard a.k.a. Howard Wolowitch sorry bout the H was really late when I wrote that comment and, Raj and correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Raj's fullname Rasjid Koothrappali (haven't seen it lately so I'm not sure :( )

[cloudwalker08]

@GgFish06121994 . really? stil almost all episodes I have seen lately are about Sheldon, he is great but too much Sheldoness makes him anoying for me at times, I guess we all have favorites ;). Leonard is sweet too and more normal than the rest. that is why is my favorite.

[BreadForButter]

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furrrrr.... BAZINGA!!!

[SilentBud420]

I AM THE SWORD MASTTER!! lol

[iTzSanchez9]

iBAZiNGA!

[akashashen]

This spoof thing is pissing me off. As a geek that used to regularly produce spoof source code, I'm geeky enough to enjoy many spoof math and physics jokes, but the Born Oppenheimer approximation is cut off in all close up shots and I can't read bupkis in this video. I've read commentary on the big close up picture from CBS...where they cut off the BO Spoof (cheap jokes available here for the less geeky). It seems clear that the spoof is the bottom most part, but I can't find it anywhere!

[rageforthemachine]

Does it say something weird about me that I actually guessed Sheldon's costume was the Doppler Effect?

[TheCJShamelessFTW]

its the entire cast that makes this show great,but Sheldon,like urkel and Horshack before him,broke out because he's so unique....doesnt make him the best of the show.

[SilverBullet1085]

Great!

[madman2u]

2:55 hahaha

[SuperiorSwagon1]

wtf is with the music buhro.......

[alizfreak]

good

[thepuddinator1]

seriously who is watching the shit it's so boring a show entirely about nerds what the fuck worse idea ever

[Gytax0]

@thepuddinator1 Worst*.

[thepuddinator1]

@Gytax0 lol i did on purpose to see if any one was reading

[Gytax0]

@thepuddinator1 Ah, typical attention seeker.

[thepuddinator1]

@Gytax0 lol i'm not

[MrEnvy999]

@thepuddinator1 if you dont find it funny, it means you dont understand physics. most of the jokes are based on physics topics....btw, i like this show....i think it's brilliant

[Teigbube]

big bang theory sucks

[antijelly]

I actually liked the music....

[SnakeJake23]

there is no more Sheldon! I AM THE SWORD MASTER!

[VirenbProductions]

Classic nerd talk I love it XD!!!

[fredfan12ify]

at 0:55 was sheldon drunk

[graciewhite7]

Sheldon: and one more thing. Lenord: yes? Sheldon: its on B....! head swivel FUNNIEST PART<3

[umanggupta95]

@woboin Okay , which shows do you like?

[Mattdodge3710]

At 5:46 Sheldon isn't sitting in his spot! :O

[kyshaslone]

@Mattdodge3710 If you watch the episode leonard makes him sit somewhere else because Penny was in his spot.

[chloeerox12]

0:52 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, lol :)

[iwannago12]

I LOVEEEEEE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

[runningfriar]

watch it

watch?v=3qysapj_5jU

[limoncellist]

from 0:52 - which episode is that?

[baldrickthefifth]

@limoncellist s01e08 the grasshopper experiment is my memory serves me right

[Gleeluver4life]

These are not the shows best jokes. This makes the show seem terrible and not nearly as funny as it is

[thepuddinator1]

@Gleeluver4life the show is terrible

[Gleeluver4life]

@thepuddinator1 I know that now. this was before I had seen community :)

[Obsiviction]

@Gleeluver4life Keep in mind this is from 2008. You know, when there were only so many seasons on TV.

[worldends08]

@Gleeluver4life The best would have spoiled it for me.

[McSpizzy]

@Gleeluver4life But the show isn't funny. It's just awkward people with a laugh track every 5 seconds to try to tell people when the funny parts happen.

[Gleeluver4life]

@McSpizzy I know that now. That was before I had discovered Community and Scrubs

[AngelGarou]

@McSpizzy I must admit, I find it hilarious. But then again, I also get the jokes.

[dragonome]

Unnecessary music :p

[polvijverman]

the music is so annoying 

[razon6036]

sheldon is a new born mr bean

[Trueblood124]

WOW FTW!! Sword Of Azeroth!!!

[eptgrant]

240p we meet again

[DillionandAlex]

This isnt really the best jokes on the show. The shiw is better than this

[kellycadet]

I REALLY DON,T LIKE THE FAIR MUSIC

[ulysses1904]

That overdubbed music is really bad.

[MACSMovies]

Thumbs up if you think that Sheldon is the PERFECT boyfriend!

[MrTeatree123]

lol

[chinadollsyndrome]

Until now, I've never seen anything from this show, and from the looks of it, I never will. The humor is tedious and the references are desperate. They also seem to make the absurd assumption that a sci-fi nerd must also be a fantasy nerd, a game nerd, a science nerd, a math nerd, and every other type there is. I'm guessing this would be much more entertaining and funny if they had actual nerds writing it.

[BrizzleMcGruff]

Really? These are the funniest jokes this show has to offer. Why do people watch this?

[sw21fhd]

Love the Doppler Effect one !!! :D

[247365HELL]

Best sitcom in the 21st century.

[littleangel12344]

I love that song too... is that weird?

[emwaver]

great show; way too frequent, excessive and annoying background LAUGHING! "AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

. it's suffocating.

[dog7156]

What the fuck is with the music

[Andyp12]

On that very first scene, is that music normally there? Or something you yourself added?

It seemed very patronising, as if they audience needs slightly quirky music just so they know...'thats the joke'.

[domoluvrxD]

can't stand the music

[ObsydianFlow]

Some people from school told me I reminded them of this character from this show. I look up Sheldon and force myself to realize that I have been complemented by the highest complements.

[BabyJay189]

@ObsydianFlow you misspelled compliments

[DjBadPwny]

0:24 me when i pick up the sniper in halo :P

[Warpath2198]

@trev8907 Its like all shows. Like Family Guy, only Stewie is the only funny one. Cartman for South Park, etc. 

[littleangel12344]

@trev8907 Aww... sweetie, did you start posting without thinking again? (P.S you forgot to take the caps lock off)

[rockbar131x131]

Medicine Students get House MD, Chemists get Breaking Bad, Computer Science students get the IT crowd and physicists (e.g. me) get THIS?! fu-ck-ing hell, i feel betrayed

[amenatsuhasujinseii]

@rockbar131x131 ...and what do Biologists get?!?.....im sick of disecting worms!!!!

[12345649297]

Sheldon wasnt sitting in his seat!!!!!!!!!!!!

[geoffdoor]

LOAD OF SHIT -

[playmannn]

Dressed as...THE DOPPLER EFFECT!

[cannedkitty]

There should be more serious episodes like raj hanging himself out of loneliness where Sheldon has to deal with grief for the first time or Howard dying of cancer

[itstheskillz]

who pisses on the side of the toilet to make less noise

[shark2o10]

good show

[the360skate]

How old these are?

[greeneyeyedtiger]

I LOVE SHELDON!!!!

[TJmayhem]

4:14

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

I would've titled this "Sheldon's Funniest Momments" since he wasn't making jokes. Though he is funny when he really isn't actually trying to be.

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

ion Al see

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

shut down the rising sun

watch?v=NMy9cTVvmmo&feature=re­­­­­­lated

[totstar92]

It's official I'm crazy about Sheldon. He makes me laugh in like every episode. I love BBT <3

[YoMummaSucks]

funny n all, but all that extra music just ruins it. :(

[abmahsid777]

Is the sex starting now............010

[TJmayhem]

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

[johnbrown53160]

Sheldon is fantastic.Big Bang funniest show on tv.Think the reason Jim is so good is alot of Sheldon is Jim.That's why he is so great and has won two Emmys.

[santaclaws17]

I have to disagree, Sheldon never made a joke in this, he was merely stating facts, so "sheldon's funniest jokes is an inappropriate statement

[rinomaster555]

So 240p, we meet again...

[Beshrkayali]

adding music is so stupid

[loccoptic]

by the way howards mom is actually howards voice i figured it out myself just wanted to say that! dunno why! please thumbs up... if you can ....... probs cant but you can try

[WhatASkillToHave]

@loccoptic No. It's not. You're wrong. Carol Ann Susi voices Howard's mom. Check IMDb

[loccoptic]

@WhatASkillToHave damn i stand incorrect at least give me credit for using my own faculties instead short circuiting it to the internet

[starwarsfan01100]

this is my comment nobody comment on this :b

[viavo]

the music is so annoying damn

[MrDoomBringer100]

@viavo

It fits.

[TheItalianStallion33]

@viavo I think its you're referring to the actual show itself....

[rrbond07]

Your unnecssary music drowns out a lot of the dialog.

[U5ERNAMEINVALID]

@rrbond07 thank god

[mrwalnuthero]

is it me or does sheldon look like the tall skeleton dude from that nightmare on christmas cartoon lol

[MaddogC96]

Great Vid. Music sucks

[Daphoria]

This is Lee. I am 14 years old and as diagnossed at age 3. At age 9, my parents sent me to a school for Auistic Spectrum kids after degrading years in the public schools. In a class of 5 other Aspergers kids and a highly trained teacher, I worked extreemly hard for 5 years to become socially adequet. That fact that you say I am "a fake," is, in a way, a compliement because I want others to think I am "normal" socially.

[dyllanFJ]

wow Penny is so slim in the first season.

[Ioganstone]

penny was hotter back then

[Britny8275]

I effing love shelldon.

[blackopszombiefreak]

last night i watched the episode where it was the story how the elevator broke and sheldon looked EXACTLEY the same

[12derrickrose]

@blackopszombiefreak i saw that episode yesterday too lol

[originalNova]

the background music is fucking annoying

[1999vandal]

...and these are the BEST jokes? Shit, why didn't Urkel get multiple Emmy's?

[fuzziruggi]

Three viginas have a theory "Were here were queer and bang bang were gay

[izziegirlable]

OMG, when he sings at the cheescake factory is the funniest thing he has ever done!!

[Jemilylover16]

LOL you have gotta love Sheldon

[AesaFilms]

Sheldon rules!

[leathertuskadero]

He laughs like Ted Bundy

[lct0227]

Is it me or is it that Sheldon looks like Spock? Haha

[killlerqueeenbeee]

sheldon rulez!

[YamatoIshidaLover]

Wow, Sheldon really had a good voice. :p

[earlofplastic]

Sheldon, you blithering idiot. It's the NTSB not the FAA.

[thecesar818]

Love this show..Lol he talks real fast

[MuseToYourEars]

S: "Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality."

P: ....

"participate in the what?"

[hellomissawesome]

I love Sheldon :)

[vielbosheit]

This is not a funny show. This is awful. I don't understand the slop some people watch.

[MrThomasAwesome]

@vielbosheit fuck of then retard

[Parkway89x]

@vielbosheit How is this slop? Just because you don't have a sense of humor does not make this show awful. Go back to watching the Jersey Shore.

[vielbosheit]

@Parkway89x Kind of funny that you'd say that considering your show is of the same quality level as Jersey Shore.

[Parkway89x]

@vielbosheit It's actually not, but good try.

[xxawsumrainbowxx]

Season 1=Best season :D

[TheAlexcopley]

Bazinga!

[wwesuperhardyDX]

@sarasmirs it was actually howard but ya,

that was my one DICK comment of the day

[to]

@sarasmirs Howard says: i am the sowrds master