Choppers French Lessons

[jayrule2643]

mark shooper reid lol

[mickey69aaaa]

Fucking ding dang fucking dong

[jibberty123]

mark shopper reid

[pinkyishbanana]

i used to be responsable the he shot me in the knee

[Ouiuioui]

F*cking learn how to display a french flag. It's directed wrongly you f*cktard

[drummerson49]

@Ouiuioui fucking learn to to structure a sentence

[roxcharlie]

@Ouiuioui who cares, maybe it was a deliberate mistake

[chipmunkkiller]

@Ouiuioui How about you Le harden the fuck up and deal with it?

[weaselswithmeasles]

@chipmunkkiller ooooooh we got a badass here

[chipmunkkiller]

@weaselswithmeasles nah mate I'm a 16 year old french/aussie i never said i was a badass, but the guy needs to deal with it.

[brittanywsmith]

The only reason this is funny is because he put's a fuck at the begining of every sentence..........But I fucking love it

[minimouse723]

2006?wow this video is old, he dosen't suit blonde hair

[Avatar230594]

I'm not gonna lie in French if you forget a word you can say le. But make sure you say it in a French accent, it'll almost always be actual French.

[missjessdinosaur]

ding dang fucking dong

[bioserve]

not one of his best , but the attitude works !

[idontwantausername69]

le sawnoff le shotgun

[PowerOfVengeance]

@MegaEllyBean I know right I'm from NZ and I <3 this imersonator so funnay

[JockRonayne]

Sorry Ronnie Johns, one of the weakest Chopper skits, even the audience is only politely chuckling.... a far cry from the "Harden the Fuck Up" days.

[rnbricky]

le sawn-off le shotgun

[suspekt121]

Fuckin ding dang.. fuckin dong

[rtrucker4]

le fuck america we know its shit here

[PartyTX]

Rosilin your one dumbass bitch I swear. You think this guy is GOOD? Your talking shit on American gangsters because they shoot people? Why, because Chopper never missed and hit a kid while he was SHOOTING people? You Aussie's get offended when people talk shit on the ONE tough guy to ever come from there. Modern day Robin Hood? So he gave to the poor? Here I thought he shot heroin with the money and pissed it all away. We laugh at him here in America he's more a comedian than a killer

[kaylalun123]

@PartyTX Don't base what you think Australians are like because of one person. We are all different just like you Americans.

[renardo3333]

@kaylalun123 americans are easy: 40% is horribly obese, 40% is retardedly oversensitive, 9% is homocidal and the remaining 1% is the sensible part of america

[Legan109]

@renardo3333 Wheres the other 10%?

[renardo3333]

@Legan109 in hiding because the rest is so stupid

[ardeppai]

@PartyTX

Gonna be honest and say I am in no way offended when you "talk shit" about "The one tough guy" from my country

[MrSamHargreaves]

@PartyTX Um, just so you know this guy isn't the real Chooper.

[SinginSistahs]

@PartyTX

Why don't you shut the fuck up and eat a hamburger like the rest of your fucking country. If you've never been to Australia then shut the fuck up.

[NiCadHeliPilot]

LMFAO Le sawnoff la shotgun! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[caleb0020]

laFUCK laYOU laWTF

[ningle4567]

So can he replace my French teacher?

[96haynzy]

Le sawn off le shotgun

[DemonartriaRosilin]

Elusivecard....Im not overreacting, it's MY opinion. So butt out, last week was the first time I commented on this in a year. S gtf over it

[DemonartriaRosilin]

Btw to all the ppl that commented when I said "this is ronnie john's not the real chopper", thankyou for pointing out I forgot to write show after John's. I know it isnt fkn ronnie john. hhhhhhh.

[DemonartriaRosilin]

@K31th3n. Are you fkn retarded? I said it wasn't the real chopper. I have 5 of his books so don't you think I can tell the difference? Read comments properly before you abuse people you fktard!

[kaidcruzzer]

worst episode ever

[zehraaaa0]

FUCKIN DING DANG FUCKIN DONG LOL!

[h0ndarider333]

It's obviously not the real chopper coz this bloke still has his ears lol

[ddoter123456789]

u sound like a real dumbass dude

[5UCCUBU55]

i find thgis difficult to masturbate to

[benkie26]

dont fucken worrie about it lol

[slicksottia]

@DemonartriaRosilin Innocent people? Stfu

[Mrsteggsman]

neviilll

[lockiebuddy]

He didn't kill innocent people you fuckin cock they where all drug dealing fuckheads

[arkibe]

le sawn off le shotgun

[Svegi53689312]

fuckin cheese and crossoints haha

[HavocProductions1943]

@Svegi53689312 lol

[mbutz2679]

@PHIL19681968 no it's not.

[fun101ist]

at the end of the song it should b fuckin boom boom boom haha

[SSmetalwarslut]

je suis fucking stabbed by mom

[90Larkin]

@SSmetalwarslut fuckin' speak proper english you cunt. "Stabbed by mum"

[SirYummyFat]

@90Larkin your a dickhead. he is obviously american. or some other nationality who uses o instead of u.

[90Larkin]

@SirYummyFat hence I said proper English, not some bastardisation.

[SirYummyFat]

@90Larkin Fair enough.

[Nitrogenica]

@SSmetalwarslut mum*

[rubarb64]

La saw off La shotgun

[CHANDRIA1309]

Hahahaha, le sawn off le shotgun, I knew thea was an easy way to learn French!! Gotta le love le chopper lol !!

[MrSuBz77]

WOW 444 likes-44 dislikes 444-44!!! haha pathetic i am aware

[stealth150]

44 people just got stabbed by their mum

[thehammer210]

Ding dang fuckin dong

[MusicLova9879]

Excuse moi monsuer fucking cheese and croissants. xD

[Tyranidkillr]

ding dang fuckin' dong

[JamesAndHisCamera]

la sawnoff la shotgun

[anthropreneur]

I thought Australia was in Europe? Isn't it part of Ireland or something?

[isaacismynamebitches]

@anthropreneur are you high ??

[MrTubeWizard]

@anthropreneur are you completely fucking retard? lol, Australia is in the Southern Hemisphere, it is no where near Europe and Ireland. If you are that stupid to think it is then look on the world map or a world globe once for fucking sakes lol

[anthropreneur]

@MrTubeWizard Google trolling.

[InternetSurfer1996]

@anthropreneur WTF! Australia is the biggest fuckin' island in the South Pacific!

READ A FUCKIN' ATLAS!

[anthropreneur]

@InternetSurfer1996 Mate, South America is the biggest Island in the pacific, I think its you who needs to buy an atlas.

[InternetSurfer1996]

@anthropreneur You are a total idiot,

South America is connected to North America, both continents.

Australia, on the other hand, is a continent and an island. So yeah. MORON!

[anthropreneur]

@InternetSurfer1996 Actually South America is connected to South Africa IDIOT, South and North are two complete opposites why on earth would they be connected?

You need to stop messing with intellectual heavyweights like me, you just can't keep up.

[MrCreativ3]

@anthropreneur God, I sure hope your joking...

[mattyboy4074]

@MrCreativ3 same here

[oseanain]

@anthropreneur High five.

[jonahtakalua1]

@anthropreneur LOL! geography fail

[MegaBudgiesmuggler]

@anthropreneur Awesome thread bro, sometimes it's so easy it makes me cry tears of joy. Then I touch myself

[alro20]

lol @DemonartriaRolilin you fuckin powned him!

[darkscope2]

if i hadve seen this video a long time ago i wouldve gotten As on my french tests :p

[SARDEAN10]

lets start with the basics 'ur mum stabs u' BAHAHA

[yodan001]

Googles captions are totaly wrong. they make no sense at all. Google doesnt understand Choppers english

[MrJai800]

ding dang fucking dong

[RGMerkel]

<~~~ American

Please stop lumping us all into one profile! K? Super!

Love Ronnie Johns by the way! Wish we could have good comedy like that here!

[NanakiRaymaker]

I imagine this guy being found dead on a toilet from a heart attack while eating a ham sandwich.

[69madsnake]

hhaha le fucking cheese and crossonte man

[Ma1992Tt]

FUCKING LEGEND

[guitarsalert]

ding dang ficking dong HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[towliepantera]

keithy's done himself a mischief, off ya go mate off to the sick bay. hahaha Ronnie Johns needs to cut off his ears.

[BigJ7922]

Thats right,Chop Chop's little derringer he thought was a lighter! Did that story.

[DemonartriaRosilin]

omg this is ronnie johns and he doesnt even look or talk like the real MARK BRANDON 'CHOPPER ' REID. He's doing it for comedy perposes so stop being idiots and thinking he's a real aussie gangster cause hes not! and the real chopper is a good guy. He stole money from drug dealers and wife bashers so at least hes a better man then the 'GAGSTERS' in america who shoot little kids n shit. GO CHOPPER! I SAY

[CallusEviscerate]

Chopper>America's Gangs

They should be on his list of "People Who Can Get Fucked"

[stavbot]

@DemonartriaRosilin yes yes we all know the real chopper don't we i think he lives in collingwood

[bananaman993]

@stavbot he lives in tasmania

[bloodysmythe]

@DemonartriaRosilin harden the fuck up faggot!!!!

[DemonartriaRosilin]

@bloodysmythe I cant be a faggot Im a chick and I have a son...so what does that make you? an even bigger one

[SuperTechno111]

@DemonartriaRosilin watch this comment carefully HARDEN THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP GOT IT.

[DemonartriaRosilin]

@SuperTechno111 I would harden the fuck up but it seems youve beaten me to it....your so tough threatning people over the internet. btw, what in my comment would imply i need to?

[weijianleong]

@DemonartriaRosilin seriously man, its for comedy and entertainement purposes, no shit it aint Chopper read, so what, maybe its a tribute to him!! duhh

[saxonrox]

@DemonartriaRosilin it isn't Ronnie Johns, its Heath Franklin

[frobinhood]

@DemonartriaRosilin

Some people say that his a modern day Ned Kelly. although Marks heart was in the right place to take care of drug dealers and wife bashers the way how he did was insanely fucked up like burn them down to their bones with a blow torch. 

[iornmaden101]

@DemonartriaRosilin i agree im an aussi my self and right about now you look at the real chopper hes in hes 60s and even his stache is grey and you know what at the age that guy is if it was real he would still be in prison chopper the real one has infact spent half his life behind bars and chopper aint that much of a goddie two shoes as said and in some ways an average ned kelly without the armour and wel hes not much a ned kelly anymore but still DemonartriaRosilin u have a point

[Ryanardo2]

@DemonartriaRosilin okay first of all you are fucking idolizing an Australasian convict who killed innocent people drunk driving. Gangsters in america fight EACH OTHER for territory, money, drugs, Just like that piece of shit Chopper Reid did. most of these gangsters are "kids n shit" because they think being a thug will get them idolized like fuckin Tupac or Chopper Reid. Get your fucking shit together and dont post a comment until you know what the fuck you are talking about.

[madrobjc05]

@Ryanardo2 think you should take your own advice there.

[ronna2577]

@DemonartriaRosilin This isn't Ronnie Johns, it's Heath Franklin.

[raptorkiller2k5]

@DemonartriaRosilin. You got a variety of gangsters in US and elsewhere. Stealing from drug dealers and even wish bashers, for that matter, is extremely common in the states. Some can even argue it's downright excessive...

[K31th3n]

@DemonartriaRosilin You fucking retard it's Heath Franklin on the Ronnie Johns Half Hour. Are you fucking retarded?

[Elusivecard]

@DemonartriaRosilin stop overeacting

[fannyfartknocker]

@DemonartriaRosilin

Bear in mind he was a psycho, and what he said he did, and what he did are two completely different things.

[Lovz2killz]

@DemonartriaRosilin the modern robin hood :)

[sne23r]

Le Fucken Funny!

[jerrycollins07]

fuk australia

[wtpryan06]

fuck you ya cunt

[Icecreamman902]

And what paradise would you be from mr collins?

[camahazy1]

who had a good australia day?

im from oz :)

[VOLTAGE28]

me mate, fucking just drinking carlton daught, listening to AC/DC, fucking good times

[TheWhiteboi19]

fuck off anyone dissing australia! get a life the yanks are power hungry tossers anyways

[azzapowlza]

eshayz

[sommrandim]

FUCK AMERICANS, except 4 my yanky friends aye, AUSSIES ARE FUCKING AWESOME, AND CHOPPERS THE FUNNYEST BLOKE I FUCKING KNO, so dont anyone say hes not funny

[Lachman0102]

Holy fucking shit some people think he's Australian!

[clarkyownsyou]

for all u fucking dumbass americans ur accent isnt fucking american cause ur still speaking english ur just retarted. if u werent speaking english u would be saying stuff in chinese or some shit

[RemeberLoughall]

Do us all a favor. Take yourself a hot bath and trace those little blue lines transversing the interior of your forearms to a depth of about a quarter inch ... then just relax. You fuckin' asshole.

[RemeberLoughall]

Sorry, forgot the most imprtant part .... use a razor blade to do the tracing.

[clarkyownsyou]

oh im sorry i didnt mean to hurt ur feelings even know most of ur country doesn't know where the fuck they r on the globe or know how many stars there are  on their flag

[Ambner1207]

Hells yeah they don't. Geez, Americans think they're top shit, eh?

[homicidalmaniac777]

chill out you stupid fucks, jesus

[anbujxw]

people fighting in messages = fun time

[Lenin95606]

Hey Aussie pride. That's great beside the fact it consists of racism, anti-intellectualism and sayings like "We grew here, you flew here" coming from the mouths of twats in board shorts.

[Ma1992Tt]

@Lenin95606 fuck off mate dnt diss Australia you cunt!!! now get fucked wanker!!!!!

[Lenin95606]

See, you have just proven my argument! Your not disproving or debunking it at all!

[Ma1992Tt]

fuck off you fuckn American!! i bet you all you like if i start saying shit bout the US you will get shity too wont ya cunt??

[Lenin95606]

I'm Australian you muppet!

[Ma1992Tt]

you speak like you are English "twat" "Muppet" you fuck stick

[gumbudge]

@Lenin95606 i think if the world had more people like you it would be a fuckin shit place to live. we grew you flew here so fuck off immigrants that dude spoke the words of every australian in australia that day when those fuckheads bashed our lifeguards. they come to our country to play havoc amoungst our people, do think thats right, u must be lebbo. so dont dis australia man we got too much pride

[clarkyownsyou]

yeah aussies rule :D

[IAmDannyZuko]

Gangster bro. What are you, Jack the typer? Al Ca´keyboard´pone? INTERNET GANGSTER HERE ^^^^^ ´dnt diss ma hood bitchez´ ´now I´ll finish with 5 exclamation marks to emphasise my message of gangster cap your fucking arse-ism´ ´ha yeah, now everyone who reads this will think I´m a big hard ´defend my nation´ homedawg and be really impressed with me and ...´ yea whatever get a life, Ma1992Tt

[MrPlayForFun1]

Your an idiot sir :)

[MrPlayForFun1]

*You're* :o

[Razgriz4]

Le sawed off le shotgun

[alliancehunt]

fuckin ding dang fuckin dong

[BrionyMae]

bloody fuckin' love australia mate.

[imnevermakingavideo]

well australia only likes you as a friend

[09232377788]

whahaha.

[LILMAN9590]

bahaha losshotgun haha

[88brado]

Go Ronnie / Slash Chopper =========Aussie Pride===== FUCK Yeah

[RayBrain]

u got a serious lack of attention to detail. . . This is Ronnie Jones and his parody of Australian gangster Chopper Ried, he isn't trying to be french white trash. . . je suis fucking BANG

[neobubu]

Well your aussy gangster looks like a good old fashioned Belgian trucker :P

[carbonmagic5]

Lol This Guy isn't the real deal, the real guy has no ears, and is much more scary looking.

[ProstheticAIM]

Well DUHHHH thats why its a comedy parody

[TheUnDeRGRouNDHoBo]

@neobubu go eat snails ya wanka shit thats le` disgusting

[neobubu]

wahwahwahwah keep barking you make me horny.

[emmawildchild]

Haha this guy makes me proud to be Australian :)

x

[noidrox4]

aussie pride

[GBJ83]

@emmawildchild oh no

[SuperTechno111]

@emmawildchild same here.

[DonnaDedic]

@emmawildchild haha me to :)

[CycleGames]

le sawn-off, le shotgun lol

shoppehr lol

[mjw191]

Fuckin ding dang dong...LMFAO!!!

[SPARKiie19]

lmfao i love the song part hahaa

[inkdskndeep]

thats a pretty good impersonation, funny aswell. i wonder if Chopper thinks its funny? lol

[wootwoottrain]

he does :P

lol

[sugurhoneyicetea]

the song is so funny i was pissing my self laughing the way he points LOL LMAO ROFL PMSL

[malla69cannavo]

escuse moi moseur fukn cheesy croissant. LOL

[MaryTheFairy94]

thers fat ppl in the uk 2

i.e laura winter

[Blackmetal9000]

fucking stabbed by mum