The Ari Gold Show - 302

[zirius89]

LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYD!

[stump229]

perrey reeves is a sexy bitch

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

XDDD I'm surprised Ari didn't fuck up that kid who threw him in the pool. Oh, Ari, you make this show~

[LiteTip]

"If we don't open?!?"

[sanjacraven36]

3:33 LMAO!

[rginesjr]

4:45-5:02. Classic.

[ytertyu]

fuck fucking fucked fuck fuck fuck

[IndianaBoy84]

best line ever

[Bulldog22031]

LMFAO @ 8:11

[ThatFranchiseBoy]

lights turn out..."fuck. me"

favorite ari line

[misterx2day]

"Maybe if i rub these little guys balls she'll disappear" hahaha

[Mujave]

That opening scene is so damn funny :D

[ghlibisk]

wtf is with ari and fucking his wife?!!

if i were him, id never leave her general vaginal area. EVER

[1two3four5six7eight]

Haha! "Fuck mee"

[mikez565]

There are no asterisks in this life, only scoreboards and ours is currently reading FUCKED!

Single best line ever....

[BigPurple121]

This should be the show

[potc2134]

the beginning is amazing.

[comedyfan235]

"WHERE DA FUCK AM I ?" XD

[OverDrive1616]

Ari is the best. I like when he say Fuck, fuck me, fucking etc

[okiro11]

"FUCK ME"!

lol 2 funny

[msahota]

its vince's job to be naive and not a comedian like the other characters.......hes a movie star come on denzel washington doesnt make people laugh yet hes GOD DAMN DENZEL WASHINGTON

[fackhead]

what episode is the quote "its anal sex night at the gold house i need to go home and punish my wife" from its my favorite

[masterdaddy0]

one day in the valley

[lionel611]

Season 2 episode 2 i think its called my massarati does 185

[bEBOLoTTi84]

butt plug.. lol

[Chaldean007]

Best show on TV.

[KennedyCorey]

TOTALLY!

[VAD6909]

ari is fucking crazy for not wanting to bang his wife night and day lmao

[riseredstar]

god that is beautiful

[tradervi]

whats the first song called when vince is on the roof?

[Amaliesk]

Game day baby, no go, no go

[oblivious1337]

best tv show character EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[camselle]

"Baby, it wasn't the Cubs' fault when that douchebag grabbed the foul ball either, but they still don't get a World Series ring. There are no asterisks in this life, only scoreboards.. and ours is currently reading: FUCKED.."

[Raford146]

Now I gotta go hammer the wife. lol

[Kane9378]

love all these The Ari Gold Show's!!!

thx for posting!!

[jad62689]

"Eight legs big, bitch!"

"Get the fuck outta here..."

"The web crawler is in our sight, Eric, and I wanna squash that FUCKER!"

ari is awesome

[atownclan]

first 15 seconds of this clip are classic

[nimdogg]

"now i have to answer the fuckin back phone, when it RINGS 3 FUCKIN TIMES and its fuckin Vince alright

[xashinx]

it's bat phone.

[natedoog07]

i promise we going to dent that headboard and your not going to walk right tomorrow lol...rofl

[13yorktown13]

our scoreboard is currently reading fucked!!!

[hugenoodles]

NOO NOT 5:40 8:43, wher ari said number one baby, and the song is like 1, 2 ,3 ,4 and Ari, vince E, Drama And turtle all drinks beer cans at the same time and throws it on the ground, PLZ PLZ REPLY WITH THE RIGHT ANSWER

[CH52584]

I Just Want to Celebrate by Rare Earth

[stokie510wego]

We hit 100 i got wood lol.

[cooldude333]

Is it just me, or does Ari sound a little sick and stuffed up?

[beowulven]

The blow.

[cooldude333]

What do you mean?

[SkyMarshallArts]

Cocaine ;)

[hugenoodles]

whar song is that at 8:43 can some1 plz reply PLZ!!

[dsmdork0185]

Petrified by Fort Minor

[oasisfancortes]

at 5;43, "Fuck..me" ahahaha! i love Ari! hes one of my 5 idols! (ringo starr, Michel Gondry, Randal Graves & Gem Archer)

[Chuy005]

"..And Pray That This Fucking Movies Opens, So I Cant Stop Selling off Assets Like We're Fucking Michael Jackson"

"What You Need A Fucking Nightlight Or Something.."

LMAO!

[freezethedead23]

Ari has a HOT wife!

[Jungleshottatertot]

"Eight Legs Big Bitch"

[vgjr300]

hey you little FUCK, these are 900 dollars shoes...hehe

[aolbitch1234]

blackouts fucking blackouts

[vgjr300]

how often does that happen in america?

[musclegut13]

Not really that often at all, when it happens it usually national news.

[79funow80]

luv the loyd and ari scens, always funny.

found this about hanging chad:

1. hanging chad - a chad that is incompletely removed and hanging by one corner

chad - a small piece of paper that is supposed to be removed when a hole is punched in a card or paper tape

[ssorcd]

Its a joke refering to the controversy in the 2000 US presidential election.

[hugenoodles]

wtf is a hanging chad lol

[showgatlic]

Lloyd and Ari's relationship is hilarious. The writers are geniuses

[edgehead111]

Guys ever here of a Hanging Chad? Where the fuck am I?

[francoislmtr]

talk dirty to me e

[incuchaynie]

HAHAHA! I love it when you say "f-ck" say it again.

[bavarianwerks]

Ari is the main reason to watch this show. LOYYYDDD!!!

[PhilScreen426]

I have to answer the bat phone when it rings three times... ahaha

[dollarb1ll]

ari gold is the best he is tha reson that tha show stays funny

[lumengyin]

you're great !

you do a perfect cut in this film.

[chrisrizzo]

Notice, when he gets thrown in the pool, his most precious item goes with him, his cell phone? I dont know why he wouldnt get mad, when the water could have lost all his contacts lol

[RobJimPlaage]

Ari's got lots of phones, the one episode he had one tucked in his sock that his wife called the bat phone, sure the shoes were worth more

[ProjectM555]

Now that Sopranos is over, Entourage is the best show on TV, even network.

Can i get a couple of woo-woo's over here. Lloyd is become a strong cast member.

[alnico3]

"I love when you say fuck, say it again" LMAO! I LOVE JEREMY PIVEN. He's SOOO funny! <3

[calisrai]

im in bed e , talk dirty to me....LAMO!

[IpodMate]

the best show  EVER !

[mattcolon]

What episode is this

[josiewhales]

a day in the valley

[Laurbabiez]

yeh stokie.. lol yeh he does say it the best everytime the camera is on him i know ima laugh he is sooooo good on this show

[stokie510wego]

Ari says the word fuck better than anyone else lol.

[Cuileth]

Vince's drunk voice appears and disappears when he's on the roof.

[Raford146]

Piven is easily the best actor on this show. Grenier isn't even close

[cullz]

Ari Gold

[funkybob14]

"i love it when you say fuck. say it again."

[eddie7282]

this mother fucker... ARI GOLD is a fucking GOD!!!

in a non homosexial way

[HayleyBei]

How is that homosexual?

[porsche41]

4 queludes of "WHAT" and fucked "who"...lol, good line.

[2percentLLC]

hmm variety mag dag makes a mental note. --bush

[iumontuen]

8 legs big, bitch!!!

[steelydan34]

"manage your clients expectations"

"no today baby, it's game day"

"for the money we're spending here I can et you a pro to service any of your fetishes"

"i have to answer the bat phone when it rings three times"

"lloyd!!!"

[nandagiri]

"what are you wearing, a butt plug?"

[kimberlyclearwater]

i kind of want to watch like the whole show. lol i love Ari but i also love how delicious Vince is!! cha kno?