@themostample I wouldn't mind cutting you down at the knees so every time you thought of that stupid fucking joke/memeish thing, you would realize how shitty your life is not having any knees.
Also, this bit had potential, but Patton Oswalt can't deliver.
@virumoz Eh, fucking is waay overrated and lets face it - it's been done to death (litterlly). We can now turn our attention to more intellectually challenging venues like games and beer.
@ishtarg8 Thank you so much for correcting my spelling, I promise I'll do better next time. And it's actually not beer, I never touch the stuff. it's medical marijuana. I like cats.
HA HA THAT CLIP WAS REALLY F-
nurb101 3 weeks ago 5
im happy i will never be a star in a childrens movie... i can keep my negative outlook and be miserable... fuck.
formusicplaylist1 2 months ago
:(
themostample 2 months ago
Bag of Cheetos lmao
jeremiahjacksoncomic 2 months ago
this guy rocks
rockandroll627 2 months ago
DEMON POTATO BUG
tehgrunge 3 months ago
I was interviewed by a child once, then I took an arrow to the knee.
themostample 3 months ago
@themostample I wouldn't mind cutting you down at the knees so every time you thought of that stupid fucking joke/memeish thing, you would realize how shitty your life is not having any knees.
Also, this bit had potential, but Patton Oswalt can't deliver.
CharlieSmurffy 2 months ago
That's right, fellow commenters. What the world needs is less fighting and more fucking (the good kind).
virumoz 3 months ago
@virumoz Eh, fucking is waay overrated and lets face it - it's been done to death (litterlly). We can now turn our attention to more intellectually challenging venues like games and beer.
strontiumXnitrate 3 months ago
@strontiumXnitrate spoken like a true virgin
redprospect51 3 months ago
@strontiumXnitrate
L-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y. You may want to cut back on the beer, there Sparky; it seems to be impairing your intellect a tad.
ishtarg8 3 months ago
@ishtarg8 Thank you so much for correcting my spelling, I promise I'll do better next time. And it's actually not beer, I never touch the stuff. it's medical marijuana. I like cats.
strontiumXnitrate 3 months ago
@strontiumXnitrate I was a little wasted myself when I wrote that. I'm not usually such an arrogent douche.
Way to make me see what a jerk I can come off as. Well played.
ishtarg8 3 months ago
@ishtarg8 Hey no problem, I'm learning every day. Keep on rocking in the tubiverse! (that's youbube+universe, get it? clever huh?) :-D
strontiumXnitrate 3 months ago
@ishtarg8 Who the fuck calls anybody "sparky" ?
lancarman 2 months ago
@lancarman
Apparantly, I do.
I also sometimes call people "douchebag".
ishtarg8 2 months ago
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He should add jokes into his routine.
MUFC127 4 months ago
@MUFC127 fuck you
dubiousbattle 4 months ago
@dubiousbattle No
MUFC127 4 months ago
@MUFC127 No, FUCK YOU!
dkthg 3 months ago
@dkthg NO, fuck YOU!!
MUFC127 3 months ago
@MUFC127 fuck off hater.
Gorrillaknuckles 3 months ago 2
Bows and Arrows?
sn1zzo 4 months ago