Guido TIME

[1gretski]

thats great those goddam clowns are funny im from nj and they are the trash of our state tanning waxed eyes shaving your chest ....r.u. kidding. such a joke

[austinka83]

I think people get defensive thinking it's making fun of Italians. Every group has people that don't spell, speak, or act right. I know tons of people here on buisness from Italy and they, along with people from every state that I've traveled to and cultures came up have agreed that "guidos" are an embarrassment to Italians and Italian Americans. If you're going to flame this, at least spell correctly and use propper punctuation or you're just proving my point.

[InfinitiArmani17]

I'm willing to bet anything none these clowns talk shit to any guidos face lol. I seen a few that do they got their face popped n their gf stolen the same night lol.

[PeggleJesus]

@InfinitiArmani17 then you woke up

[secretmuse420]

this dudes an even bigger douchebag. hope this helps.

[runhorun]

@iGDoNYc93sexy543 who uses the word amazing? You saying your crap? So you shave like a female. Pussy.

[oceanblack]

Guidos are oompaloompas. Don't mock them.

[Perry0823]

im from nj born and raised and i am of sicilian decent. so what should i do put on a pair of flip flops and a hurley shirt and walk around goin dude? yea i would fit that profile probably as good as an irish kid would fit the profile of a italian. most guido's or whatever u wanna call them have grown up in prodominetly italian neighborhood's and household's so they pick up what they know/see. i think the problem is that all these other ppl who have soemthin to say, got der girl stole by one

[paulenyce]

Guido bashing is great but this comic isn't that funny . Those jokes whure all lame

[PKrising24]

the laughter...it won't stop...

[redvn90]

i hope someone hits you .. yeh he dose his her who gives a fuck you look like you just woke up and got off the st cunt .

[motocrosschamp69]

not funny at all but props for talking shit to him infront of evrybody..i cant stand em either lol

[ILoveTrannys89]

yea this comedian is fucking lame, picking on an audience member is just the laziest thing you can do

[TunisSoldier]

Kanik your sooo gay, please die

[cgummybearsugar1]

its funny how all these stupid ass pple are laughing when they know it aint even funny.. typical! leave comedy 4 kat williams u douchbag.

[WireZombie253]

@cgummybearsugar1 Actually it is funny. Unless your one of those orange people too? Fucking DOUCHE BAGS DIE!!!!!!!

[cgummybearsugar1]

@WireZombie253 Uh, wtf? You're weird.

[OfficalJovan]

im surprised u didn't get knocked out...

[shrivalocity]

@OfficalJovan I'm not... Guidos are fucking pussies...

[ILGAR93]

@OfficalJovan

steroids dont make you stronger kid, it just inflates the tendons. real strength come from empowered tendons, with more inter-connections and shit

go look it up

[OfficalJovan]

@ILGAR93 um i know that "kid" but im saying im surprised he didn't get knocked out because im pretty sure that dude can beat him up.

[honeybadger00002]

@ILGAR93 The win goes to you for the most uneducated post regarding steroids I've ever read. Steroids inflate the tendons? Haha

[mrtundra45]

lame comedy ..............

[mytis123]

Is the song XS project or something

[lastlaft]

ugh.

[EddieZ555]

Love it!!!!!

[leopower7]

wow, people have prejudice with everything...

[KevinHarvey66]

LOL. GODFORY, you sound like you have downs syndrome and a case of tiny penis. You're 30 and this is what you do with yourself? You're so pathetic and I don't even feel bad for you. I laughed and spit on my screen when I saw your face, you're garbage dude. Hope you get shot real soon. That would be greaaaat, thanks.

[TheGarcia350]

hell yes! rip him appart!! make him feel like he ain't worth not even a penny!!!

[halaHuntelaar]

he has self a cap inside the room when it's not cold xD

[badassmorici]

hahhahaha this guys the man

[syndikat]

Amazing!!!! :))

[GODFORY]

Little "'guido'-PUSSY-'italians'" THAT "think" and/or" believe" that "gotti" and don't know shit about bing a fucking "DON" are the "biggest [garbage in 'life']" along with "DIRTY-FUCKING-'jews'" "think[img]" "you" run-the-"US" and in that the "world"

LOOK UP AND WATCH EVERY FUCKING VIDEO ON "Killing 'Pablo'" - "I" SUPPOSEDL "grew-up" IN "'CALI', 'COLOMBIA'" AND "I" AM 30,000,000.00% STRICTER THAN "Escobar" (fuck-"Al-Pacino": "scarface"-cartoon-"character"­) - 12/21/12

FORY a.k.a. GOD

[tgcid05]

@GODFORY Hey Dayron, do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up like a good little mexican piece of shit that you are.

[GODFORY]

@tgcid05 FUCKING "italian" "guido" "I" AM "Taiwanese" and raised by a fucked up "Colombian" "family" and any fucking "day" "you" wanna lose the fucking "'arms' & 'legs'" "you" "think" "you" have come exactly to where " I" am at 275 Castleton Ave, Rm 435-A, Staten-Island, NY 10301 or call the" Droid-2 "I" own@ 516-672-6737

"I" can't stand PUSSY ASS "Italians" BITCHES like "you" - after 12/21/2012 NO MORE "Italy" and/or "italians"

FORY a.k.a. GOD

[TheGarcia350]

@GODFORY ....so what happened?

[GODFORY]

@TheGarcia350 "what happened?" WITH WHAT SONNY "boy"

NEVER SAW ANY QUESTION?

FORY a.k.a. GOD

[ModellStJames111]

@GODFORY You're a fucking dickhead.

[GODFORY]

@ModellStJames111 "[OMG]" "you" GOT WHO "I" AM "good"... LOL - WHAT ELSE "you" GOT? OR IS "dickhead[s]" ALL "you" KNOW HOW TO SAY & BLOW AS "you" BEND DOWN LOW

C'MON PUT UP ANOTHER FUNNY-&-INSULTING "comment" - "you" ARE PROBABLY THE "italian" THAT THIS "[C]omedian RIPPED APART

FORY a.k.a. GOD

[tgcid05]

@GODFORY Do you love me as much as I love you Dayron?

[ModellStJames111]

@GODFORY TBH all you spics, wetbacks, Guidos all look the same to me - dumb, unintelligent monkey's. No, I;n no Guido, just a good clean white man who woukd kick your spic ass seven ways from Sunday. Now, stop acting like a child, calling yourself God -- that's the way children carry on, you big fool. You really should pop your wetback ass back over the boarder -- I replied to you after seeing all your silly comments, you big spic twat. I heard u like to suck spic cocks.

[tgcid05]

@ModellStJames111 As much as a dumb spic as Mr. Fory is, you're horrendous spelling makes you as much of a cunt as he is. Learn to be a good white boy my good sir.

[JuicinaPeach]

nice job man

[garoodle]

hecklers are bad enough... but a GUIDO HECKLER, holy mother of god

thats your whole act right there, calling him out on how fucking ridiculous he is all night

and its funny because everyone knows its true

[MuchwanoBoys1]

Fuckin haters , Dont be mad cuzz you cant pull of a dam HeadBand n sum jump suits n a Tan BITCHS

[garoodle]

@MuchwanoBoys1

guidos dont talk english?

you make no sense

[MuchwanoBoys1]

@garoodle

What bro your not makin sence ! ! !

[slowjamcdub]

Im no guido but if you would have talked to me like that I would have kicked your ass on your own stage! lol

[034856]

dude just for this I FUCKING LOVE YOU

you become a role model XD

[realkingkado]

They are from Mars

[duxmtn]

Kanik's just being a dick. Maybe if he was being heckled, but he's just being a dick for no reason...

[GODFORY]

"you" OR WHOEVER THAT "Comedian" IS IS THE FUCKING!!! "Man" - "I" WATCHED THIS VIDEO "three" (3) " time[s]" AND EVERY " time" "I" LLLAAAUUUGGGHHHEEEDDD!!!!!! LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER - "I" PUT THIS AS THE PERFECT "link" TO GO WITH THE "RAP" VIDEO "I" CREATED & " you" GOTTA " hear" THE SHIT "I" SAY IN THE "RAP" - youtube.com/watch?v=B6k3WwHiqh­o - SO FUCKING PERFECT

ANYWAY THANK "you" FOR POSTING THIS

FORY a.k.a. GOD

[paydofo83]

@GODFORY Your "rap" is the biggest offence my ears ever had to take

[GODFORY]

@paydofo83 Everyone gather rounds gather round, this is ANOTHER SENSITIVE E-THUG HOMO RIDING PINK PONIES ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND - Listen "you" dum B/witch IF "you" can't stand the sound get off the internet and hit a lounge bet "you" a B/witch UGLIER THAN A "mexican" chigugua mixed with a poodle

And if "you" ain't feline the "rap" just get off the map and flush yo cunt juice down a drain like the hoes "I" CREAMPIE AND COCK SMACK TAP TAP TAP

FORY a.k.a. GOD

[SuperPleticosa]

Who are the Guidos??

i'm not american...

[GrenadeFreeWorld]

"lmfao! ALL FELLOW JERSEY SHORE FANS! I found the sickest "No Grenades" song!!! It's a favorite on my channel!check it out! FISTTT PUMPERS UNITE!!!""

[jbsjes]

That was funny as shit

[sandinista138]

The guido should have put that 35 year wanna be hipster in his place...how about.."dude...you still shopping at Urban Outfitters??, come on dude no 20 year old girls wanna see your creepy ass in a beanie..., how about updating your fucken jeans homey???....fucken Lolapalooza called and needs their outfit back.."... don't know but i'd rather look like the guido than this dirty ass white boy....just sayin,

[faraon2012]

PEOPLE ARE $LAVE=$=SNAKE@IGNORANT+ARROGAN­T=MAGNIFIQUE

[deathcrushed]

hahahahahahah nice

[alanwakeup1]

guido's cant handle the cold, pussies

[MookBaylock]

Hater

[jomuthafish]

hahaha fuckin great!!

[wontonking]

Comedian is out of line, that was unecessary

[wontonking]

kinda racist if you ask me

[TheSugarmuffins]

@wontonking RACIST? What an idiot. Lol

[zaswiss]

Did he pay the audience to laugh?

[enidxhoxhaj]

haha this guy is a joker and i dont really hate guidos...i mean everytime i see one its just really funny to me so theyre entertaining in a way

[TheSuckerCity]

oompa loompa doompadee doo.....

[liquidbokii88]

hahaha

[DVDSNutz]

dude makes jamie kennedy look like dane cook

[MADmentality]

this guy is fucking awesome the shit MY HERO

fuck guidos they should all die

[billiardball001]

what is the song used at :10 and onward?

[Mrstrongisland01]

Fucking douchebagels

[Mrstrongisland01]

A guido is a nigger turned inside out

[thedynamite85]

@Mrstrongisland01 minus the athleticism

[NIndellicati]

That wasnt a really guido if he was he would be beat the shit out of this punk

[mattix11111]

@NIndellicati Yeah I bet he would've. Right after he put on a layer of hairspray and made the same face as his girlfriend when someone snaps a picture. Your obviously either some dumb slut who likes these fuckin' fairies or your a guido yourself. In which case suck my cock, there do something about that tough guy, i.e., a few more crunches and some situps. That'll show people your not gay, don't forget the spray on tan, the off-Simpsons hew is what gets the ladies wet.

[magua4]

you could have done better with that knowledge

[alboKid001]

whats the song

[marchela89]

stupid american thinks his cool picking on GUIDOs hahaha...

[phattube7]

Yeah you got him good....? wtf you scared ass bitch! YOU DID NUTTIN! pffffft.

[kidhalo]

what is the song in the background ?

[lastlaft]

Not Funny.Missed opportunity.

[calcioboy9]

not gonna lie that was funny but a good commedian never plans it out like that, I bet if would take u out the club he'd fistpump the shit out of u, anyways, I hate when guidos are orange and look like bitches, but I hate when u fuck wit italians, cus italians make the style out of ur own self, the fake wanna be italians are dick suckers, real italians get girls wit no makeup shit but wit confidence, pride and respect.

[raffyad]

I bet half the dudes here getting butt hurt over people talking smack about "guidos" aren't guidos. They wish they were. So as long as your not one stop talking shit. As for the rest of us we DGAF about them and we can put our opinion out there if we'd like :)

[TheDirtRoadNinja]

haha so funny fuck these pretty boy, hollywood wanna-be douchebags

[Atlaspower78]

Good fun, but a good comedian doesn't need to burn his audience... weak.

[sellyintegra]

"I know typically they don't work out they just take steroids" LOL what a dumb fuck, people on steroids work out twice as hard and long because of the roids....id like to see someone take steroids and not work out....nothing would happen except for a ruined liver....

[johngo1224]

Kanik you are the fuckin man!!! fuckin gay guido, roid using, tanning, fist pumping homos!

[mizzpinkDiamonds]

He is hot but probly thinks he is the shit which is a total turn off..lol

[johnmkrs83]

you can tell the comedian wishs he was italian,he was just mad becuase his dick is small.i would of just got up,went on the stage and knocked his fuckin teeth out of his mouth, then the he could tell jokes about his gums hows he doesnt have to use his toothbrush anymore.then the crowd would have somthing seriously to laugh at. thats all you gota do to get these cry babies to shut up,hit em sqaure in his upper lip,knock there teeth out,then they wont say shit anymore.--- the guido dentist lol.

[bigboy1295]

@johnmkrs83 Awww! Is the baby mad?! WHYSOSRZ?

[johnmkrs83]

@bigboy1295 go get laid.

[jimmyjohnson691]

I live in west coast

im from new joisey

and im sick and tired of these mexican cholos

VIVA ITALIA

[MegaDRB1]

@jimmyjohnson691 hahahahahahahahahaha New "Joisey" you say haha your in America, speak it right retard

[hommer234]

Pwned xD

[AngelicAcid453]

lol :P

[oIiTHUNDERiIo]

You fuck suck

[poposisa]

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool haahhahaahaha

[punks180]

Wow ghat just made my day

[MrPilotstyle]

You are my personal freaking hero right now.......

[JaviSoFreshh]

Guidos are awsome lol, if you wanna see more guido videos then view my profile and watch my videos and sub for more!

[mariafromsa]

chris your Hot.

[quirkyquirk]

Fuckin' guidos, how do they work?

[alboKid001]

whats the beginning song

[MrScherrer1]

fucking ass hole u wish u could be a guido

[tomx63]

@MrScherrer1 NOBODY wishes they could be a guido. In fact. most guidos wish they weren't guidos.

[MrScherrer1]

yea ur a fucking bitch dont talk shit about guidos id rip ur fucking head off

[MrPilotstyle]

@MrScherrer1 Holy Shit! a guido knows how to use the internet!!! quick everyone pull down your videos and act natural.......

[netbox01]

@MrScherrer1 dumbass you can't scare a guy ON INTERNET, never! that's stupid lol.

[thisonefuckingirl]

LMFAO!

[chindokumon]

@skajunkie0116

HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS TOTALLY FOR REAL

[timlin0607]

You sound as lame as that douche Dane Cook

[billiardball001]

whats the song?

[123supra123]

ppl who hate guidos jest want to be as so stfu and i dont here the girls saying an thing thay mest like real men that tik carry of them selfs and go out of there way to look good i dont no why ppl have to talk shit about as all the time kids are days got no life

[germanfury]

@123supra123 was that a fucking sentence?

[123supra123]

@germanfury ya that was a fuckin sentence

[tetrapiloctomane]

I'm Italian....we aren't all "oranges" and "disco-lover"...that kind of people is from another planet!

[skatetodestroy1]

lol awesome

[nickyjam770]

FAIL

[MNTwins13]

raaaaappped

[xtinct2]

y does this have so many views??

[PhilipBMW]

JAJAJAJA!!! OO SH!T!!

[2001lateralus]

yesssssssssss!!!!!!!!! now that piece of shit for brains guido will be shaving 2 assholes from now on, because kanik just ripped him a new one.

[lmcajosephlopez]

They have but one weakness...........winter. We must build a winter ice death machine and fire the ice blizzard rays onto the Jersey shore. They will most likely flee into the nearest tanning salon. What they don't know is we have secretly stationed crocodile robots that are trained to cast a deadly spell onto them with the help of warlock bears that will incinerate them in 6.309 seconds causing them to disintegrate into dust mites that will be vacuumed up by that guy who replaced Billy Mays.

[hoopskidd5]

@lmcajosephlopez <3 marijuana ;)

[fenix144]

@lmcajosephlopez were ok in canada.

[KingBizarre]

@lmcajosephlopez

this is proof that man is devolving.

[xboxplaya420]

fuck guido faggots

[beachxaddict]

Haha why are you guys hating on the comedian, is he just supposed to stand there and deliver jokes. where are the rules of audience interaction??

Second if your going to dress up like a fuck mook ... then you just might stand out enough with your orange skin so the comedian cant help but romp on your dumbass.

[MrVladushka]

tell me, sir Kanik... where did the bad guido touch u?

[301083655]

yo stop talking shit about us. we dont hate on anyone else so why u hating on us. its just a style. so chill. thank you.

[superd00d89]

@301083655

aye we'll stop talking shit about you guys. if you wanna look like fuckin Goku thats your choice

[paydofo83]

could somone please tell me whats the name of the song in the beginning and the end of the video ?!!! maybe most of u dont like that kind of music but we europeans love music that makes u wanna shave your eyebrows and put some margerine in your hair lol

so please let me know if somone has the name of the track

[TriCosta]

@paydofo83

i also want to know the name of the song... have you found out yet ?

if anyone knows it, please tell me. thx

[ivanchavitzki17]

Yall want to see broskis fist pumping?! check out my videos on my account!!

[videocmmtr]

Easy to talk shit from a stage...

[parillo400]

@videocmmtr are you being serious? hes talking shit straight to his face, what more can you ask for god i hate guidos you look like assholes but I cant help but say your needed for comic relief in this world.

[videocmmtr]

@parillo400 talking shit right to his face with a whole audience backing him up and probably security behind the scenes. Try that shit in the street one on one and see what happens. ...

[MexicanVictorHugo]

Definition - Guido - A sad pathetic excuse for a male

[Wulfenheddar]

Guidos are idiots but that "Comedian" is pure scum.

You had the "chance" to step up to a guido, and you did it as a comedian on stage. Why didnt you step up to him after the show one on one. You pussy.

[boldswede]

american shit comedian. Nothing to say so picks on some guy in the audience. But yeah, guidos are ghey.

[jcrazy0019]

fuck guidos

[TheGentl3man]

Yes Italians have strong north african and arab influence in their DNA, hence the dark features, often prominent nose etc still mostly European though.

[Atlaspower78]

North Africa ARE Arabs, and Guidos and Italians are two very separate things...

[Trickracen]

Since when did North Africa become Arabs? LOL

[Atlaspower78]

@Trickracen since Arabs occupied Morocco, Algeria and Tunesia, the utter most northern African countries, in the 7th century AD to form the current population...  : /

[Wulfenheddar]

Yes and arabs (saracens) occupied sicily in the 9th century AD from tunesia and lybia.

 places like calatafimi (Kalat-al-fimi) and corleone (Qurlayun) or Marsala (Marsa Allah) are all Saracen towns.

Al Pacino is from corleone and Frank zappa was sicilian and considered himself Greek-Arab.

But sicily is an island Italy is a different story

[preciousCece]

I don't care what they say ... Italians are hot ♥

[Kanik]

i wasn't even in vegas

[wuddupcuzz]

the comedian got ko'd in front of tao in vegas last week

[cromatical]

wouldnt be suprised.

[diluted86]

Hahahaha! Look at the audiencie... relax dude hehehe!

[ItalMafioso]

this guy is a goof

[mikeeiras6]

this guy is so fuckin stupid like really.. clearly his fuckin ugly to be talking made shyt bout people is sits down and plans on what to say.. like honestly how long did it take u to plan out what chu was goin say. u have no life and make a living off talking bout other people ur stupid get a life.

god i hate dumb ass people btw this dude is prob hairy ass fuckkk :]

[getbuck403]

hes a comedian its his job to sit down and think of ways to make fun of people. just cause hes making fun of guidos it upsets you?

[StarclassicD]

@mikeeiras6 chill bro

[Beecels]

lolumad guido? go put some more spray on tan you tool.

[Darusdei]

@mikeeiras6, you dont seem too bright either...

[xtw1st3dx]

@mikeeiras6

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[RuneWarrior99]

This comedian should get fuckin knocked outcold, he talks like a real asshole.

[wuddupcuzz]

this comedian got knocked out in front of comic strip 2 years ago

[ne0311]

Dude loves Dane Cook.

[ColleGal2011]

Careful...

Don't send him into a 'roid rage. lol

[GRAFFREVIEWS]

hahaha fuck guidos!

[cometfrenzy101]

yeah.....wasnt as funny as it couldve been