A Guy's Guide To Zombies

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

living IMPAIRED LMAO

[ComradeCody]

i am communist because i kill zombies yay communism yay guns

[typhoidbrute]

communism fails because eventually you run out of other peoples money - I forget who said that

[RangerStylar]

this is a lie.

[AvaJane3]

one word STUPID

[NFFCkid]

Reminds me of fallout

[TheAuditer2009]

Yeah Im gonna stick with Communism.

[epicscotishman]

i think i will just keep to killing zombies

[MrThatjerk]

Don't dislike that would make you a communist a stinking communist

[KryztalKitsu]

haha... this made me realize that Alaska and Hawaii became states in 1959. (I noticed the flag was different and then I discovered it only had 48 stars) ^_^

1959... That's later than I thought! That's comparitively recent! That means my grandparents grew up learning about the US having only 48 states! *shocked* :O

[ledzeppelin689]

i'm living impaired

[zoidberg96913]

Ignore what the women say and you should be fine.

[GoodNightyNight]

289 people are stinking communists.

[TheEblenstephan]

@GoodNightyNight you mean 289 aren't communist (look at the up-loader's description)

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[dogma279]

i like but have 2 dislike cuz that messes my zombie plan up so yea u first 2 go lol '_'

[MegaSonicKing]

Vault tec anyone

[unlimited647096]

Anybody else notice Buster Keaton? Needful Things?

[hukturn]

This is not a 1950s video. It is a new release and there are several telltale signs throughout. One such is the foam hand the zombie is wearing at 2:45 but did not exist in the 1950s. More propaganda.

[habib1089]

I like how in many free capitalistic societies, the government can tell you how much you can eat, (junkfood in schools and health care denying aid based on diet) and how and where you can smoke, (second hand smoking laws), how much land you can own (land is taxed so property is never truly in the clear as well as indians kicked off of land) as well as what you can and cannot spend your money on (international tariffs, trade embargoes).

[habib1089]

if only capitalism went as planned amongst people who were civil to each other... instead of greed money zombies eating the hard earned brains of blue bloodied red collared Americans... Communism sucks cuz it is based on the expectation that people can't share willingly, and capitalism is stupid cuz it doesn't encourage people to share at all...

Zombies based economy is founded on absolute equality force down the throats of all, with no free trade, or shared profits or social development.

[habib1089]

if only capitalism went as planned amongst people who were civil to each other... instead of greed money zombies eating the hard earned brains of blue bloodied red collared Americans... Communism sucks cuz it is based on the expectation that people can't share willingly, and capitalism is stupid cuz it doesn't encourage people to share at all...

[ACBfan17]

I clicked on this cause it had an fallout looking boy on the thumb nail.

[piratecheese13]

why does Truman look like JFK?

[Segatotheextreme1]

communist rock

[gotyami]

"and that makes you a communist...a stinking communist"

[TheDraindeimo]

Forget guns, i have the greatest plan on the planet. I will surround my house with treadmills facing me.

[Agent1W]

LOL this is obviously a PSA from Vault-Tec. Reserve your place in a vault today!

[skygirl1002]

YAY!!! NOT!

[doombybbr]

just note the law doesn't allow them to attack us for brains but the probably will go to a hospital(or cemetery) to ask for the brains of those who are already dead.

[SpidermanRun]

free and easy access to human brains.? . . yes please

[SubconsciousAwaken]

Lol Dont listen to this if its Z-Day were you live.

[ladiesman010692]

this is video is going to get people killed when Z-day comes. Me and My Katana are going to be just fine without this advice XD

[destroyer11388]

@ladiesman010692 i agree but me and my rifle will be just fine

[14kellogZ]

@destroyer11388 i agree with that but me and my RPG will be just fine. :)

[Poodleinacan]

Zombies don't eat brains... If they did, there would be way less undeads

[doombybbr]

@Poodleinacan yeah the zombies are trying to ask for a brain surgeon but their head hurts so bad that they only get to say BraaaiinnnnS before they forget what they were trying to say.

[Poodleinacan]

@doombybbr haha, yea.

[MattSume]

You should check out the FearDemic Zombie Contest! The top prize is like $2000 Cash

[wicked1z]

sad thing is..... I can see this happening. What ever happened to the old pissed of America? Know we're to afraid to step on toes, even undead ones..... I blame the Talibaptist.

[MrFreefonix]

in a event call iron man and terminator terminator cant be infected on his skin but it wont changee him into a zombei iron mans armour cant be penetrated or just get the suplys and run like fuck

[therussiancreeper]

some the best people where comunist

[TreyGunther]

They need to add this to the fallout series

[averagezombie1]

this vid sucks zombies dont eat brains thy eat all kinds of meat and infect the rest of it

[plug145]

@averagezombie1 word. their favorite part of the body is any part they can get their hands on. lol

[BlackBird7851]

I'm a Communist!

[ThunderBirds255]

1:35 No zombies in MD, THANK GOD!

[slamn2004]

Xbox time :)

[rerun20001]

Sorry girls your out of luck. XD

[Whereisthefall]

Vote for Zombie rights!!!!!!!!

[CommieKeza]

communism is not bad since it works in theory, but that said it is quite easy to corrupt and the only reason every one hates it is because of dickheads like starlin, mao and kim jong, if it was run the way karl M. and frederick E. had planned it out every thing would have worked out great, i mean there are some sections of communism that are terrible dont get me wrong, but can you say that your own government hasnt messed arround with your own system.

[ClutchFan1971]

@CommieKeza If it works on paper but it doesn't work in practice it's not a good idea.

[democrat1515]

@CommieKeza I totally agree.

[cucoesttzu]

@CommieKeza

By your comment, one can see that you have never lived in communism. It's not "a great Idea", it's not "a good theory" communism hurts society in the most dangerous way, it takes away from the spirit of competition and self, social, and economic betterment! Capitalism, while not great, and dangerous if left completely unchecked, it's at anytime, better that communism. Because no man, can say how much bread you can eat, how much land you can have, how much cigarettes you can smoke!

[bigboydrew706]

@CommieKeza A lot of things work in theory, if that was the case we would all return to the State of Nature.

[16andlovinit]

also, why not enlist them in the military of a country that mistakenly decided messing with the u.s of a was a good idea. our very capable if maybe a little ruthless military will have them gone in no time.

[16andlovinit]

i always knew a totalitarian goverment would come after my brain, and i always knew the zombies would one day walk the earth, and just as i predicted, but about 560 years sooner, they're happening at the same time!

[BurnedToast00]

LOL! There is a gun-store in my neighbour! Im gonna fucking survive an outbreak xD

[KillaKyle4473]

@BurnedToast00 Well your neighbor better have that checked in because that's not healthy.

[ally1040able]

Chuck Greene will kill them, part of a community or not.

[thestaytion360]

zombies kill

so we kill them

they man have ronald regan

but we have chuck norris

end of truth

[amir1781]

I hate it! Zombies are not good!! And, i'm scared of it!

[amir1781]

Wow! In documentary style! Love it!

[TheRjcasillas]

hey communists are not that bad i'm one

[calebsenecker]

@TheRjcasillas comunists are bad :(

[MrZeromaster95]

So i'm a communist now? Huhh... I can live with that.

[3liteX]

this should be in a really good zombie game. similar to fallout 3 :p

[TheDownassjuggalo]

im proud to say "Im a Commie"

[scrubs4077]

@TheDownassjuggalo Communism is bad

[brianspost75]

Pretty soon we will have a zombie president and your daughter will want to marry one. Thanks a lot MTV!

[TheRugsy]

I suppose I'm a "stinking communist" then

[connor1687]

F### leting them be friendlys justgive me a par of tongs and i will kill a zombie for $2 !!!

[coolguy19991]

ahh 240p...we meet agein

[skullcandy987654321]

269 are zzombies lol

[briandcheever]

fucking love that he didnt say airforce

[CommunistSpyware]

Aint giving my cake to a fucking zombie. No fucking way.

[DarkCloud3000]

This reminds me of Fallout.

[CorruptSoul3219]

RIP Red blood cell.

[Nekrostyles]

Hank Hill Zombie: "PROPAAAAAAAAAAANE"

[cianlol205]

white power?

[onemariobro]

Exude me for fighting the undead with plants from my crazy next door neighbor

[acerrrr12]

LOL

[33toyou]

Excellent...a lot wen into this...why not a proper period-sounding V.O.?

[jadeleija1]

im a commie now cuz i kill every zombie with a hatchet

[Music4AII]

Zombie stuntman... brilliant ^-^

[blazzered2]

I was at home one day until I heard banging on my door! So I went to see and it was a zombie! So I gave him some of my cake for a nice gift but he tried to bite me! I tried giving money but he ignored it and tried to bite me! So I tried to give him a job in the army, marines, and navy but he ate them too! I thought they only eat brains but they bit my arm! So I shot them and now I need Zombrex! Haha!

[Willandacamera]

...and that makes you a Communist. A stinking Communist.

[DanielVonPalota]

Is this for real...?

[dragondevil69]

Die Communist die.....

[MrJJ6640]

zombie comes close i cut him in so many pieces he never get back up

[Veiwer277]

call me a communist for exercising my right to splatter zombie brains all over the place with a 12 gauge shotgun!

[conscript900]

Good now what do we do about the fucking Nazi pig insulting mother russia

[itsChrisLife]

Emo zombie - "braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiinnnns­ssss...SUCK"

[TheAnikan1042]

chuck norris won't come its not worth the while he wants to kill something more powerful such as............JUSTIN BEIBER

[feakystarwarsguy8000]

chuck norris :wtf

[aajg15]

Zombie Chuck Norris=The End

[DrPenguin4280]

Wheres Iowas nose on the map 1:33

[TheLyricsMaster2000]

262 communists watched this

[MrFisturmom]

I feel sad for that blood cell.....

[TheSpikeyMike]

It makes me think of the Fallout Vault cinematic in some way...

[CalliopeProductions]

this is fantastic! can I use some clips from this for a movie I am making? Credit will be given of course

[Peacewalker98]

lol "a stinking communist"

[CelticKraut]

Fucking Democrats -_-

[trippletrain77]

step 1 ; call in the army the end (of the world)

[MisSorryforthespam]

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[lotrman123]

chuck norris can kill a zombie by thinking of them

[Bellenski2]

@lotrman123 He would Poop his pants then die of a stroke.

[grimcro]

RETURNER RIGHTS 

[multidwee]

1:15 you forgot Bill Murray...

[ppplvr]

@multidwee LMAO I <3 that movie!

[roman949]

Russia 4 ever Bitchees :D

[MRGERMANATOR666]

It would be better if it had Vaultboy in it.

[Bishop5466]

Hahahahahahha this is great

[SesyioAlinena72]

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[12keroro12]

Troll zombie: "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

[OzoneGamer]

Step 1 : Call Chuck Norris.

END

[garagerawk27]

@OzoneGamer Until zombie Bruce Lee comes back to once again kick his ass.

[8assassin8]

@garagerawk27 but chuck norris assassinated him why do yoiu think he's not around anymore.

[garagerawk27]

@8assassin8 lol what, you're crazy man ;p

[ThisIsAtomic]

@OzoneGamer What's his number?

[OzoneGamer]

@ThisIsAtomic 1800-AWSOME-ASSKICKING :3

[ThisIsAtomic]

@OzoneGamer Ok.

[MissMeatcleaver]

@OzoneGamer but for faster results instead of a knocked out zombie. call jack bauer. and give him 24 hours

[Robin1890ful]

@OzoneGamer stop talk about Chuck Norris he's really good for you guys but you guys can stop talk about him are he soo important? he got skills.. but dont be impressed...

[cianlol205]

@Robin1890ful shh, chuck will roundhouse kick you so hard you will fart out sorry

[Naramitzas]

@OzoneGamer or Chuck greene or gordon freeman

[fulltimemedic]

@OzoneGamer saxton hale

[Freelands101]

Did anysone see the nazi poster?

[charbarbif1]

there isn't one zombie in New Jersey!

[jordanward81]

I smell some sarcastic undertones of racism in this video lolz

[klm20079]

Co Za Asy...

[MegaLadedadeda]

@klm20079 STOP WITH YOUR SHIT! Do you even know what that fucking means? It means "What Aces!" It's not fucking funny!

[klm20079]

@MegaLadedadeda no you fail

it means ass hole ;) i got polish friends

[oPuppet]

@klm20079 i thought it meant fake and gay

[aguyfromsweden]

2:28 LOL!

[50randomproductions]

@solidsnake3oooooooo also i dont care about ur political view ponts

[50randomproductions]

No i just have a problem with communism not really russia or cuba just n.korea

[Biodeamon]

yay! communism!

[MrsBelfastBeauty]

i say no they eat us:(

[MultiLightining]

holy shit. this dude's got the right idea with having zombies in the u.s. army. that would kick ass! until they betray us...

[SenseiFighter]

russians are better then usa 100 times

russians are 1 if the best

[habib205]

@SenseiFighter

xD

no

[SenseiFighter]

@habib205 why do you hate Russians they did win ww2 

[habib205]

@SenseiFighter

i dont hate russia

but it is a dumb thing to say that one country is better than another one

[SenseiFighter]

russians are better then usa 100 times

[NiceViking100]

Well, it looks like I'm a Communist, a stinking Communist.....

[flightsimx65]

Hitler zombie: GERMAAAAIANS

[TheBigFreeze100]

Somalian Zombie: "Wariahhhhhhhhh"

[thequesomanishere]

Activision obviously discarded this video

[airsofter1198]

1950's butler zombie: MAAAAAAIIIIDDDDSSSSSSS!!!!

[TheAlertHusky]

@jndification Ah, my country didn't even show up and it's on the same continent so don't feel left out. Also I speak on behalf of all Canadians when I say that we are sincerely sorry for Justin Bieber.

[sparta981]

Thumbs up if you caught the vague "Romero" reference.

[TheAlertHusky]

@jndification Alaska?

[codyzee251]

gay zombies: "peeenissesss!!!"

[mikestertech101]

maid zombie: "staaaaaaaaaaaains!!!"

[MiniT31]

The male zombie always says make me a sandwich when female counterparts are near. It never ends for the female does it? :)

[pigstynumeral]

homosexual zombie: "gaaaaaaays...."

[EffectsLearner2]

Easy Access To Human Brains.

Thumbs up if you noticed that.

[Jh5kRadio]

Ronald Reagan's a ZOMBIE?!

LOL

[tretey]

Your mom (zombie): "SHUT THE FUCK UUUPPP!"

[peralta912]

Plumber Zombie: "Draaaaaaaains."

[9gamegeek9]

damn those communists

[realitygameworld2]

LOL

[Mike27MB]

Zombie Kid: TURTTTTLLLEESSSS

[TheMrJRX]

@Mike27MB Not funny. lol.



[Mike27MB]

@Mike27MB Correction TURDDDHOLLESSSS

[32assass]

gay zombie "dicccccckssss"

[misirloupowerslide]

Retarded Zombie : "blahgilbret ..... burp.... ghuaa"

[trenton246]

dude pleases zombies main prioridy is to eat brains so you are gay

[Officeworkerbob]

Grandparent zombie: "Paaaiiinnnsss"

[Fyrzon]

Meteorologist zombie: "Raiiin"

[cobodomknot]

Teenage Zombie: "Laaaaammmeee"

[johncisney15]

Mother Zombie. STAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNZZZZZZZ..­..........

[RememberReach100]

Cod black ops would say otherwise!!

[foodisawesomeful]

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[Tirithinel]

if i cant kill zombies id wanna be like what the american army calls every hostile thing in Fallout 3. A COMMY SON OF A BITCH!

[Beavisfan23]

This is helpful thanks Toad jk for Toad