I thought I read that he was drunk and started teeing off golf balls on Hollywood Boulevard. Like in the middle of Hollywood early in the morning. Can't remember where I read that, but I'm pretty sure that was it. Hope it helps.
Danny Carey and Josh Freese should instead just pay to come shroom with me in this shitty desert. They can crash on my couch anytime, and I'd be happy to spend a few hours showing them my riffs so they can have a drum battle with Jesus to determine who can make the best epic drum rhythms. PRAISE STEVE.
Go miniature golfing with Josh, Mark from Devo and Maynard James Keenan? No thanks. Mark Mothersbaugh is cool, but Maynard doesn't laugh, which is weird, and Danny Carey is a dork, What about Adam Jones? Have you ever noticed that him and his wife have the exact same nose? Question is...do you think Adam made those noses and if so...why?
Take a crap side by side and compare "clippings"? If I had my famous drummer theres no telling what I would do!! Play Freese tag body spray after a crack heroine binge!!! YES!!!!
i love u freese, best drummer ever. and this...just confirms everything i imagined about u. you're wacko and awesome. no wonder why you play with Maynard and Trent.
i wish you could play in my band for a month, but i don't have the 75thousand.
10 grand plus driving josh home in his own volvo that I just bought. Apparently he already knows that volvo wagons are great for transporting drum sets.
Or a segway submarine to travels the seas of reeses peanut butter, armed with pineapples and mangos to battle the sharkticons like hot rod and cup. Then go off to the zoo where we can eat molton phosphorus and watch a frog and a badger commit the carnal act of feltching. Can my friend oscar the illegal indigenous alien come with his forklift and pink raison smasher......Damn I think I tried to hard.
This video gets a fabulous and loving "OH JEEZ!". It just brightened up my Monday morning and subconsciously persuaded me into purchasing this exquisite album.
Dude, did you invest all your money with Bernie Madoff or something or are you just trying to pad your retirement account? Haha. Either way, if I had $75,000 to blow, I'd definitely be down for the adventure.
Fuck yeah! I see this clip as being totally enlightening , innovative, and clever - it's nothing like the mish mash of crap that he mentioned before. I have no doubt that it's nothing like the emperor's new clothes. I'm sure Booby's (que?) a dick, and this does a lot for me. It also cured my cancer and my erectile dysfunction is now manageable.
Sorry that I don't see this clip as being particularly enlightening , innovative or clever - it just seems like a mish mash of crap as I mentioned before. I guess it';s like the emperor's new clothes. I'm sure Booby's a nice guy, but this doesn't do anything for me.
Josh... I know you probably won't even read this message, but I buy EVERYTHING you play on. From APC to Evanescence and everything in between. Thanks for the inspirational playing.
confusing and complicated. I can't say I "got' it all, except maybe as a confirmation that we';re ALL suffering from too much advertising crap and sensory overload....
Amazing as if would be to take shrooms and cruise around the city with 2 of my favorite drummers, I have no idea who would actually pay such an outrageous and exorbitant amount to do so. I can't believe this is actually legitimate. Why not just have a contest or drawing and randomly select someone, eh? Give us poor people a chance!
Josh, you rock man, both as a director and as a musician. How does the contest works? I would enter for your drumset or just for a simple meet and greet with the Freesenator.
I'd love to take shrooms with danny, and play with maynard (put put too).
TheHUMANIDEE 9 months ago
I saw John Daker driving your Lamborghini!
IGORzMUSIC 10 months ago
This is great, but i dont know if hes being serious, Id seriously pay the full price to do this, sign me up.
stellarshore 1 year ago
id take a foot job from the chruch duo
firstglobals 1 year ago
you're off your meds again Josh!
ksjdhg 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOL @0:27 Danny WTF?!
NaVaRoNe1987 1 year ago
@NaVaRoNe1987 @ 0:23 WTF LMAO close up of tuff look !
dust4333 1 year ago
stairway to stardom.
Lifesucksdie123 1 year ago
SPOT ON professionally trained vocalist - hallelujah!
LeviathanoftheDanube 2 years ago
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chromelung66 2 years ago
You are.. the fuckin man.
ERiiK98 2 years ago
Love this video..lol@ Jeordie...
muszaklover 2 years ago
josh freese is so flippin awesome.
lingojac 2 years ago
My god that final song just brought a beery tear to me eye....arrrrrr.
lochnarus 2 years ago
I'm in, my only question is: how are we all going to fit into the Lambo?
wickedceltics 2 years ago
0:28
EEEEEEEEEEEPIC WIN HAHA
walid252 2 years ago
I shouldn't watch videos in the library, this is making me laugh and people think I'm fucking insane.
nicholaswatmough 2 years ago
that mug shot of danny (drunk I'm assuming) is fucking priceless!
afiltercalledman 2 years ago
1:01 Hahaa, you guys are bad!
TheGnosticAvenger 2 years ago
:35 is hot! :P
grnthmb 2 years ago
Ha ha ha ha.... that guy singing at the end of the video is crazy. I'd rather not meet him in person. This video is great.
adamthepurson 2 years ago
Is that one of his songs playing?
fiveinchwrench 2 years ago
yeah its a song off his new album called "we all knew"
Rupenpatell 2 years ago
UMMM...how much is Danny Lohner again...???
eager to buy....;)
sororalephhunter 2 years ago
hahaha that's great!
aneurysmbs 2 years ago
It would be alota fun to take shrooms with them!... all though DMT would be my first choice anyday :]
szs88 2 years ago
LMAO at that pic of dannt all fucked up at 0:28
iLoveOlivaMunn 2 years ago
Oh lord.
iCatalinai 2 years ago
ok? funny.
Mustachhe 2 years ago
HILARIOUS!
stellarshore 2 years ago
electricity is magical.
Nervous christian singers with an oedipus complex are not.
sleipner23 2 years ago 2
ha i love how the lightning comes from that ladies snatch
imamayba 2 years ago
very weird, very funny. fuck that like anyone's gonna pay for your "special" packages.... if they do, though, have fun with them, cuz they're tools!
Great record, btw, big fan. keep it up dude, you're the shit.
vinnym86 2 years ago
I'm gonna post the most so Josh Freese sees my comments more than anybody! ALL HAIL SANTA
the2989 2 years ago
anyone know the story behind the mugshot of danny carey at 0:28?
WillHerndon 2 years ago
no i dont know the story behind that pic.tell me lolz
SicJohn1459 2 years ago
why did you reply then??????
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
00Thirdeyed 2 years ago
It's from a pygmy love circus album, I believe
s8jr 2 years ago
I thought I read that he was drunk and started teeing off golf balls on Hollywood Boulevard. Like in the middle of Hollywood early in the morning. Can't remember where I read that, but I'm pretty sure that was it. Hope it helps.
ReverendVegas 2 years ago
I would do this if I had that much even in credit!
avianman66 2 years ago
DANNY! I want to take shrooms with you and Josh at your house!
Merkaba4203 2 years ago 7
im so glad tool is going on tour!!
potofgrass 2 years ago 5
agreed i already bought tix for that mile high music festival
clipcalhoon 2 years ago
Danny Carey and Josh Freese should instead just pay to come shroom with me in this shitty desert. They can crash on my couch anytime, and I'd be happy to spend a few hours showing them my riffs so they can have a drum battle with Jesus to determine who can make the best epic drum rhythms. PRAISE STEVE.
TheReptilians 2 years ago
Fucking love the mugshot of Danny @ 0:28!
warfamily2 2 years ago
hilarious
Crypt1c 2 years ago
this is magical
scottpw 2 years ago
I saw Blair Blake!
You know that one?
morgellonstour 2 years ago
If I could get the Drum Lesson at Danny's house while ON shrooms, I will buy your new album.
DoubtingTauma 2 years ago 2
Go miniature golfing with Josh, Mark from Devo and Maynard James Keenan? No thanks. Mark Mothersbaugh is cool, but Maynard doesn't laugh, which is weird, and Danny Carey is a dork, What about Adam Jones? Have you ever noticed that him and his wife have the exact same nose? Question is...do you think Adam made those noses and if so...why?
TigerBeatJunior 2 years ago
Maynard's probably laughing at this right now.
dbeyrle 2 years ago 3
... ROFL.
iamatotaljackass93 2 years ago
you are a deranged individual
primusfeces 2 years ago
if nobody ends up buying the mini golf outing with you and maynard can you raffle it off....with me being the only person in the raffle. thanks.
fish014 2 years ago
I heard someone already bought that one. the danny one sounds the best but I have not $75k
Skute 2 years ago
I love you forever for the Danny Carey reference.
GDGspire 2 years ago
Is this supposed to be freaky?
MooseOfReason 2 years ago
Take a crap side by side and compare "clippings"? If I had my famous drummer theres no telling what I would do!! Play Freese tag body spray after a crack heroine binge!!! YES!!!!
iamjezuzchrist 2 years ago
WHERES THE ALBUM AT!!
SyrielTiger 2 years ago
holy sh*t
i love u freese, best drummer ever. and this...just confirms everything i imagined about u. you're wacko and awesome. no wonder why you play with Maynard and Trent.
i wish you could play in my band for a month, but i don't have the 75thousand.
Plus, i'm in Argentina. saw u live with NIN.
couldn't get enough, blew my mind.
admire u so f*cking much!!!
srtacarolina 2 years ago
Josh you are my drum master :-D
Katarina11Elven 2 years ago
fucking awesome, Freese!
wickedceltics 2 years ago
10 grand plus driving josh home in his own volvo that I just bought. Apparently he already knows that volvo wagons are great for transporting drum sets.
Where do I sign?
MrHaun 2 years ago
sick beast
teddyz2112 2 years ago
Or a segway submarine to travels the seas of reeses peanut butter, armed with pineapples and mangos to battle the sharkticons like hot rod and cup. Then go off to the zoo where we can eat molton phosphorus and watch a frog and a badger commit the carnal act of feltching. Can my friend oscar the illegal indigenous alien come with his forklift and pink raison smasher......Damn I think I tried to hard.
BunyPunter 2 years ago
What about Smoking Heroin with Corey Haim and then we drive around and throw Rocks at Corey Feldman while he Harasses poor Tourists on the Blvd?
Hahahahahahaha... That's MY KINDA HOLLYWOOD!
CraigsRealTv 2 years ago
Give a drummer a computer and camera and this is what you get....ha! I love it!
richgibga 2 years ago
Seeing danny on drugs is funny!
canem101 2 years ago
I wish you included the package where we'd have dinner at Robin and Bianca's house. That would be cool xD
DagGirl 2 years ago
Where the hell did you find that video of the dude singing hhaha. I love your videos.
rocknrollmaw 2 years ago
Lol, I always love seeing your silly videos Josh. Gotta love the lightning
redvixen99 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This video gets a fabulous and loving "OH JEEZ!". It just brightened up my Monday morning and subconsciously persuaded me into purchasing this exquisite album.
fashionista16 2 years ago
awesome!
love that you always use that stupid lightning effect every time.
Siljen 2 years ago
I hate being poor. I think I'm going to rob a bank, just as long as I meet Josh.
invadered7 2 years ago
I'll take the shrooms and cruise around hollywood option.
Knifymoloko 2 years ago
For $75,000
drummerjonathanp 2 years ago
hahahaa
tracy829 2 years ago
i only i had 75k lying around:( i wonder what he'd do if someone actually wanted to pay that lol
korndud 2 years ago
hahahah yes josh.
korndud 2 years ago
Dude, did you invest all your money with Bernie Madoff or something or are you just trying to pad your retirement account? Haha. Either way, if I had $75,000 to blow, I'd definitely be down for the adventure.
pharcyded 2 years ago
too funny.... you're a nutty bastard.
pharcyded 2 years ago 2
I want the wagon
TheOnlyLMV4 2 years ago
this was a good lol for the day XD!!
Jcrystal92 2 years ago
fuck yes.
battwagner 2 years ago
lawlz I never knew Josh knew Danny Carey!
SeagullTR3ARTIST 2 years ago
My god man! This is hilarious!
I hope you sell out of your meet-n-greet/travel packages.
vubtool 2 years ago
Awesome idea! Top marks, Josh!
leemoochinjarvis 2 years ago
Is there an ala carte menu? I just want the letter from Stone Gossard...
PJLostDog 2 years ago
Fuck yeah! I see this clip as being totally enlightening , innovative, and clever - it's nothing like the mish mash of crap that he mentioned before. I have no doubt that it's nothing like the emperor's new clothes. I'm sure Booby's (que?) a dick, and this does a lot for me. It also cured my cancer and my erectile dysfunction is now manageable.
CrummySaint 2 years ago
Sorry that I don't see this clip as being particularly enlightening , innovative or clever - it just seems like a mish mash of crap as I mentioned before. I guess it';s like the emperor's new clothes. I'm sure Booby's a nice guy, but this doesn't do anything for me.
hkindt 2 years ago
oh my god back and foot message plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. while on shhormmss
scifiaudious2 2 years ago
aaaaah i want to take shroooms and take a drum lesson!!!!!!
ivanooze13 2 years ago
At 0:45, I've been to that mini-golf course before. Holy shit. It's the exact fucking place.
Ev3rliving 2 years ago
Right up there with the new diamond Shreddie campaign.
englishwob 2 years ago
I truly appreciate a man who makes productive use of his time.
given2fly60 2 years ago
Josh... I know you probably won't even read this message, but I buy EVERYTHING you play on. From APC to Evanescence and everything in between. Thanks for the inspirational playing.
nappyjallapy 2 years ago
Genius marketing campaign.
j025431f 2 years ago
haha, excellent man!
Bumblefoot 2 years ago
confusing and complicated. I can't say I "got' it all, except maybe as a confirmation that we';re ALL suffering from too much advertising crap and sensory overload....
hkindt 2 years ago
Maybe you need to see all of Freese's film, to better understand the entire œuvre.
deathundothee 2 years ago
Mint
WheatusOfficial 2 years ago
This is too awesome!!!!!!
AliHandal 2 years ago
The best part is when that guy starts singing hallelujah. I definitely have to buy the album just because of how awesome this promotion is.
aloneandi 2 years ago
Josh, You Mock Ran! I mean... You Rock Man!
lipboneredding 2 years ago
What a deity.
no1joel 2 years ago
I can wait to buy your album!!!!
whitechocolate1984 2 years ago
heheehehe this goes well at 6:55am in the morning eating some goldfish crackers
i need sleep
zincink 2 years ago 2
Jesus christ superstar, I have to go pee now!
SwissyGreekPeach 2 years ago
I look forward to these videos.
narleynina 2 years ago
Amazing as if would be to take shrooms and cruise around the city with 2 of my favorite drummers, I have no idea who would actually pay such an outrageous and exorbitant amount to do so. I can't believe this is actually legitimate. Why not just have a contest or drawing and randomly select someone, eh? Give us poor people a chance!
mflagg19 2 years ago
Nothing is better than being high on shrooms and eating cheescake in Daney Careys Lambo.
jksafn 2 years ago
i love doing cool stuff!
taoid69 2 years ago
lmfao!! That dudes eyebrows while hes singing put the icing on the cake!
jjbmcalitt 2 years ago
Josh, you rock man, both as a director and as a musician. How does the contest works? I would enter for your drumset or just for a simple meet and greet with the Freesenator.
TheMakyoura 2 years ago
Hey Josh does Robin play guitar on the album at all??
19911995 2 years ago
God you freakin' rule!
supervampy1 2 years ago
It's sooo good!
Cheesecake and shrooms, please.
xladystardustx 2 years ago 2
yooore a dorck lady
CaptainSunlight 2 years ago
fucking sweet.....
wrt7 2 years ago
Do we get to go to church with Josh too?!
tezskanza 2 years ago
I want to learn how to do that trapeze thing with Robin Finck and his wife :P
getanerection 2 years ago 2
Massage, pls.
What? I retain a lot of tension!
NeroliCannoli 2 years ago
I'll take the disneyland tour, club 33, and mini golfing please!!!!!!!
mjonstad 2 years ago
amazing as always
empte77 2 years ago
Not everybody that watches your videos are high. Can we smash some keyboards?
StanAlter 2 years ago
YAY! Do I get to drive???
punkoffgirl 2 years ago
I'll hang with you, Mark, and Maynard. I kick your asses at mini golf.
bobtlizard 2 years ago
Oh Josh, you should win the Oscar for Best Use of Weirdness in a Robot's Documentary.
I'll take the drum lesson and The Cheesecake Factory but you're paying and you better get a sitter this time! :-D
MeowHouseTheatre 2 years ago
You're insane and I love it :D
anthonykiedisbegod 2 years ago
do you and danny carey hang out? lol
Titan40 2 years ago
*sniff* It's ..... it's so beautiful.
Killaya 2 years ago
WTF was with the ending?! :D
JessicaSarahS 2 years ago
i lol'd
mrmanback 2 years ago
ditto.
elusivEuphoria 2 years ago
Oh dear lord. You're a freak and I love it!
phytoalexa 2 years ago
Love it, Freaky Freese.
Dinner, dessert, massage, shrooms..
sounds fucking fantastic.
tigeroo25 2 years ago 2
epicness.
brayshizzle 2 years ago
March 24ths my birthday, looks like I'm buying myself a birthday present. Can't wait for the album!
Yast3r 2 years ago
lmao This video is awesome, only from Josh Freese.
NewfZ 2 years ago 3
Hahaha, your videos are the best!
PhilDrizums 2 years ago
I wish lightning would shoot out of my crotch.
spookypen 2 years ago 7
LOL! fun-fun dude :P
MissWhiteMoth 2 years ago
oh man....shrooms with danny....i wish.
andrewtheman19 2 years ago
genius
nedak 2 years ago
Miniature Golf with you and Maynard - while on shrooms swiped from Danny Carey?
This is a better deal than any cruise line could ever offer!
HaggardGhost 2 years ago
Also...
"Do 'Amore' too, okay?"
HaggardGhost 2 years ago
If only I had $10,000 to spare D: You rock, josh!!
Caitlin4eva 2 years ago