Bend Over 2012!

[glendajb4]

Wow, how oddly inspiring. Thanks for that!

[Gazgule2]

At some points I thought you were either going to bust out in tears from desperation or start foaming at the mouth from anger...or maybe both?

[FordPrefect23]

Council doing haircuts around your way? :P

Any how, yeah 2011 sucked, 2010 sucked too but 2011 was worse, wasn't quite as bad as 2009 for me though. I'm not expecting much from 2012 as it's already started out pretty shitty by being turned down for another 2 jobs. So if you want to fuck 2012 until it bleeds to death from it's arse then you have my full support!

[thor97470]

I can not help but think of Lex Luthor



[d34d23]

well that was quite encouraging! thanks! :)

[Xiknyn]

Oi Shakey its Silent. I watched all your shit and I just have one question. WHY DID YOU CUT THAT AWESOME MANE?

[COEXISTential]

Are you advocating a year of anal sex? I like your style :D

[wounduppenguin]

But the world is supposed to end in 2012 remember?

[ZenoFerox]

You cut your hair too much! That's what went wrong!

[wounduppenguin]

@ZenoFerox Exactly...

[L00NGB00W]

Not into sloppy seconds, but you go right ahead. =P

[om3gadagg3r]

Just buy a hooker and get it overwith ffs, you cant let being a virgin haunt you like this.

[craniumface]

Grab the bull by the horns and take charge. I like that attitude. It's much better than just sitting around hoping and praying that things that you want will just fall into your lap.

[nishbrown]

Just don't forget: 2012 might enjoy a reach-around.

[4LackOfaBetterNam3]

i think what youre looking for is in a brothel.

[AdamRobertsonUK]

THE LIGHT OFF YOUR HEADDDDD!! IT BURNS MY EYESSSSSSSSS!!

[tattooskin72]

Nice pelvic thrust.

[TheLaughingOut]

I really don't see what was so bad about 2011. Everyone's all, it sucked more than a greasy bag of dog cunts. I thought it was pretty swell.

[ShakeySurgeon]

@TheLaughingOut I just mean it was bad for me personally. It's great that it was pretty good for you.

[TheLaughingOut]

@ShakeySurgeon I know. :P

[tattooskin72]

@TheLaughingOut Most people I know had a shitty 2011... then again, my family is all I really know well these days and we had huge losses last year. It was the absolute shittiest year of my life and there have been some pretty shitty years in the past.

[bluemoonrising26]

Er, well said...(?)

[xXxRemyxXx]

oh dear, Mikes had a metal break down

hove fun with your...fucking, i hope its a better year

[fruitikay]

Yeah this year was just weird...

[bassmanco]

make a romainian friend, go with them to romania. get pissed. it will make your year :)

[VinnyMonster1]

2011 sucked monkey balls! 

[fightinglobo06]

Life is a cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on

[xXAnthony619Xx]

Dude, 2011 did suck!

[ToThePowerOfX]

You're becoming more and more like Dendrophillian.

[ShakeySurgeon]

@ToThePowerOfX I am? Weird. I've only ever seen like 3 of his videos.