Self Esteem

[mangobanna]

Zarbodding. Cool. You just invented a verb!!!!!

[PlanetZoltar7]

Zarbod, I was wondering how my money is doing at Zarbod Investments. The phone is disconnected and all of my mail is returned.

I am starting to worry. Everything is on track to earn 558% interest, as promised, right?

[Zarbod]

Oh well. Yeah. Everything is going just fine. In fact we had our phone line disconnected to save even more money for you. Just go on with your life and when you're rich I'll let you know.

[ProTibet]

may i ask how did you create this video? what softwares did you use? thank you.

[Zarbod]

I got the basic animation from Gizmoz dt com. And then edited it with Windows Movie Maker for Vista. I also did some FX with Photo Story III, Paint Shop Pro, and Wavelab.

[ThatsAshley]

Wow sounds pretty simple.

[Larryk12308]

As long as you're going with politicos like

Ann Coulter you may as well add Michele Maulkin

and Mary Katherine Ham to the list as well.

[Zarbod]

Larry, do you think those last two are crazy enough? I don't even know them and I'm pretty up to speed on politics--and everything,

[Larryk12308]

They both have youtube channels. Michelle's is

called MichelleMalkin and Mary Katherine's

is MKHammer. Michelle sub's for O'Reilly allot while MK appears on MSNBC from time to time.

Both are far rights like Coulter but are

(AHEM) better looking by far. And just to be

fair (As long as I'm sounding sexist)Keith Olberman's allot handsomer than O'Reilly.

[MBRHIndustries]

I think ann coulter is a good choice, but hilary has much more opportunity to do something awful in public view.

[Zarbod]

Ah, but Aweful isn't Crazy. Tough call.  I guess we'll see what happens.

[BrahSumatra]

Rosie 'Demented' O'Donnell for Wench Zarbod.. :d

[Zarbod]

Brah, that's a good one. She just keeps the Crazy coming!

[133tn00b]

Shane was here!

[Zarbod]

Shane you're awesome! Hope to see more of you soon!

[133tn00b]

Thanks mate!

[ThatsAshley]

I'm not sure kids carry the same economic benefit they did when you could work them in the fields. Now they're just soft and lazy. Not Zarbody at all.

[Zarbod]

You can't working them in the fields but you can work them in the lunar mines, if no one is watching.

[distorteddogma]

They teach our children non-competitiveness and then wonder why they won't get a job and get the hell out of the house already.

I mean the kid is almost 10, just how long am I supposed to support him?

Be Well.

[Zarbod]

I know. I'm always getting them food on a regular basis and buying vaccines for diseases THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE.

[distorteddogma]

Food? On a REGULAR BASIS? You'll spoil them. How will they understand how to deal with the upcoming earthly crisis and imminent pestilence? Don't you realize that the world is going to end in just over four years? Don't you watch DISCOVERY CHANNEL?

Be Well.

[Larryk12308]

Part 3:

Never mind that neither of our kids look like us. People can tell they're adopted because they both like sports and believe it or not they even like MATH! Go figure!

[Zarbod]

Everyone always said I looked like the mailman. I never understood what that meant until just recently. Go figure.

[Larryk12308]

Part 2:

To say i was always the last one picked would be an overstatement. I was never picked. The gym teacher always told the last person standing which team to go on. This made the other teams cheer for not having to take me. What can say, Charlie Brown had nothing on me.

Gym class was the essence of all things that suck. Sorry to be a downer but I feel really

great now!

[Zarbod]

When I was a kid my mom would try to "kid-proof" the house, but we still got in.  She had a 9 pm cerfew but with her, that meant we couldn't come home until 9.

[Larryk12308]

Part 1:

By way of compromise they could still play tag just give the kids that might not want to play the chance to opt out. They could group all the non-athletic kids together and give them their own gym class. Gym class might still suck but not as bad as grouping all the kids together.

[Zarbod]

Larry, I can see how that might make them feel better. But I like to herd all the kids together when they run. Then you can pick off the slow and injured to thin the herd a bit.

[blackbart99]

Your Zarbodisms are words to live buy.< I'll buy that book.

All praise to Zarbod the magnificent!!!!!

[Zarbod]

Bart, thank you very much. It should be published this year.

[fuzzfoot]

Are you feeling well? In the middle of today's video, your face kept disintegrating. Maybe some sort of Alien Flesh Eating Virus? Or just botched plastic surgery?

[Zarbod]

Fuzzy, yeah I was feeling a little blurry.  I'm getting help on that. I hope it will clear up soon.

[fuzzfoot]

Yeah, I should get my feet looked at, too. All that fuzz can't be natural. Maybe you could pick me up in your saucer on the way to the doctor's office?

[Zarbod]

I'll look into that.

OK, true story. Today at work the guy next to me said I must commute to the office in a flying saucer and get dropped off on the roof. He doesn't even know about Zarbod. Craziness!

[rentacrip]

another homerun

[Zarbod]

Thanks crip. Just looking out for the kiddos.

[YouWish8]

Glasgow is better than Abredeen Zarbod, but all of scotland needs your wise guidance, guide us !

[Zarbod]

YouWish8, I'm on it. We'll see what I can do. Any suggestions on what to see in Aberdeen? Actually, I won't have time during the day to see the place. In the next 4 weeks I have to fly 30,450 miles. I'm exhausted already.

[capslock86]

Way to go role model!

cheers

[bwings]

I'd love to say that Britney is the craziest wench however is it crazy if they are doing it for publicity?

Britney's like the only child who's parents just popped out a young one. running around screaming "LOOK AT ME!!!"

[Zarbod]

bwings, you may be right. She's crazy like a fox. Or at least a former fox.

[bwings]

lol you got that right.

[webadage]

Girlfriend and I are probably breaking up this week cuz I jokingly called her daughter "fatgirl". She's not fat at all, she just ate 5 pieces of pizza at dinner. She's only 9 years old. Her mom said she's fragile and that I probably scared her for life when I said that! I think her mom needs some ex-lax..... good riddance baby!

[capslock86]

thats not a reason to break up. Talk to her.

[Zarbod]

That's right. Just blame it on Zarbod. She'll forgive and forget.

[Zarbod]

webadage. If there's anything I've learned about women over the years is that you have to treat them with a lot of sensitivity. Cause they're all crazy nut jobs who can't take a joke. Umm, nevermind.

[webadage]

Yeah, you're right.... but I can do without that crap. I'll just find one for visitation purposes only and discard the relationship hopes.

[Zarbod]

I don't think they call those women "Girlfriends" or "Wives". It's some other "W" word.

[ThatsAshley]

What are they called Zarbod? What are they called?

[webadage]

I've subscribed to your wisdom. You rock dude! Five stars to you!!!

[Zarbod]

Webadage, thanks. That sounds like a wise decision.

[qiranger]

Zarbod - you rock!

[Zarbod]

Thanks Giranger.

[LowBudgetPuppets]

Self esteem. Overrated. I think. I mean if I knew what I was talking about which I probably don't because I'm no expert on the subject. I'm not trying to offend anyone, I know they don't like me already. Please don't hit me even though I deserve it. Mommy. Mommy.

- The Sock

[Zarbod]

I hear you puppet. I hear ya.

[ddlsr]

What would all us parents do without you, Zarbod?

And nice pic. You should put some more of your photos in that book of yours.

[Zarbod]

Yes, I shall have to. I wish these videos were better quality. The picutre got blurred. I have a collection of these caterpillars. Fun, fun.

[GregGallows]

have a safe trip zarbod ^_^

[Zarbod]

Thanks Greg. There's nothing like sitting on a plane for 9 hours in coach! Next month I'm off to Japan and Singapore which is going to kill me. Should be cool though.

[rainygirl7]

haha the obesesive compulsive hehe!! i love that!! i love the end of lyour video.. it was good

[Zarbod]

Rene, thanks. Maybe I should hold off on having kids until I worth through some more issues.

[rainygirl7]

:) this darn thing won't let me just smile that smile

[RiddleSpider]

rainygirl, just add a nose, like this

:-)

[rainygirl7]

oh thanks very much 8-)

[RiddleSpider]

:-)

[Zarbod]

8--)

[RiddleSpider]

;-0

[MelodyElize]

:~)

[RiddleSpider]

';'

[MelodyElize]

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Zarbod, we have Self Esteem!

[Zarbod]

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[Zarbod]

Wow, this is a really meaningful series of comments!  We're making good use of all those zeros and ones.

[ThatsAshley]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[RiddleSpider]

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I am going to apply your parenting techniques asap. Thanks for all your help.

[Zarbod]

Glad to hear it Riddle. I haven't tested all these theories but what's the worst that could happen?

[ladypn]

Tell us Zarbod - how do they raise your young on the planet you're from?

[Zarbod]

Well it's a hard, hard life for the young on my planet. But those who survive...thrive!

[ladypn]

Somehow you did, escaped and came to planet earth. I meant is Self Esteem an important factor on your home planet? LOL

[Zarbod]

We use it as a tool. If you are a good Zar then you should feel good about yourself. If you're a loser, then we hope our constant ridicle will encourage you to suck less as a Zar. Everything equals out in the end.

[ladypn]

Life IS a competition. Its ludicrous to "protect" their self esteem with false praise - that's not doing them any favors.

[Zarbod]

That's right. Always a grain of truth in my biting sarcasm.

[modelmotion]

Hey Zarbod, did you see that Nikki B commented on Rachels video...........hummmmmmmmmm..­......

[Zarbod]

Oh yeah. I'll go back to that. I saw it at work when I couldn't respond. I did see the video with her in the truck. She looks like a blonde in IR lighting. That's Hot!

[PlanetZoltar7]

Yeah, that night vision is great for surreptitious surveillance of uh, nevermind.

[Zarbod]

Yeah, I'm working on another video for Rachel. I think she'll be "Impressed".

[ThatsAshley]

I don't care about self-esteem. I only care about Zarbod-esteem.

[Zarbod]

Ashley, you're tops in my book!

[baconfreak994]

Sweet, nice Zarbod, another solid preformance

[Zarbod]

Thanks Hamlet.

[Blargaldalien]

Deeeep reference

[Zarbod]

What's that?

[LordTempist]

firth!

[Zarbod]

Wow you even beat RiddleSpider....at least that's what the police report read :)

[Swazi88]

lolz

[LordTempist]

I din't down rate you son. Weren't me.

[LordTempist]

Dude, that was funny in such a wrong way that it came full circle back to funny again. Now I am confused and amused all at the same time:)

[Zarbod]

Yeah, I get that a lot. Just messing around :)

[LordTempist]

I totally gotcha:) My humor is often perpendicular to the norm as well:)

[Zarbod]

Mine is tangential

[LordTempist]

Holy crap that was good:) I have been saying that for years and no one has ever given me a response that cool:) Of course, you are the first alien I have talked too so...